Matteo Lane & Nick Smith Go To The Museum Of Sex
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- čas přidán 7. 02. 2023
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Nick loving the old, absolutely non-sexual parquet floors in the museum of sex made me unreasonably happy 😂
ace representation at its finest
Nick is adorable.
thats where i climaxed
There's a joke about wood somewhere in there
I always see them as SpongeBob and Squidward
The version I see? Bert & Ernie, lol
I can't unsee this now lmao
Holy shit. Cackling
“Your wearing blue” nick really is squidward lol
It's so spot on it's unreal! 😅😅
Dying at "they couldn't give her a better wig?" 😂
That line hit me HARD 😂
Matteo and Nick have such great chemistry, and their commentary is just too good, I could watch them pick out paint colors and still laugh my ass off.
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Seriously! I love them as well! 😆😂🤣😭
Them at IKEA?? Or a Swedish design museum. Next video idea.
@@funcats1999 Dude! Imagine Nick trying to put something together from IKEA! That would be hilarious just hearing their banter!
HOLY SHIT THE PART WITH PATRICE IS LITERALLY SO GOOD. Not only how Chris filmed it, but the fact that they are the only ones in the room, and are just constantly cracking jokes
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"When there's one gay;, work gets done, when there's two; it's chaos." Poor Patrice couldn't finish her spiel. Keep the Nick and Matteo adventures coming.
lmfaoooo "a- a gynocologist--- two gays, we don't know what we're talking about"
I LITERALLY DIED LAUGHING
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Nick had just the quietest little scream when he was riding the bull! 😂
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He was screaming in lowercase 😂
I’ve never heard anyone scream like that before I’m crying😭😭😭
I think his screams were getting clamped cause they were too loud
"Who is turning right?" I had to pause the video and choke laughing. I love you guys together. 😍😍
I was drinking and now there's beer on my keyboard....
So dumb but I laughed until I cried. Nick is just built for physical comedy
My favorite moment was the theater with Patrice where they kept chastising each other for interrupting her. 😆
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“As an Italian/ Mexican… this is too much” lol that’s really saying a lot.
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What's sad is that most generic Americans have no idea just how far (miles and miles!) over the top something has to be to be 'too much' for an Italian/Mexican. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Any video with Nick is top fucking tier
He knows. he needed a straight man who isn't straight
@@snarkylive Good point. It's almost like Nick is the comedian and Matteo is the straignt man. Their vying for "comedic dominance" (frienemies) is enjoyable.
no one ever thought that Nick and Top would be used in the same sentence
Matteo and Nick are like kids in a fun house and it’s wholesome as hell
😂😂 exactly what I thought. Especially on the boob bouncy house
Matteo and Nick is the best thing I'll watch today. Lmfao 😆
Genuinely cried with laughter when Nick was holding for dear life and trying to scream while on the bull 😭😂
I just want a full video of Nick riding the Bull with Matteo narrating it. 😂❤
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The way I could feel my serotonin levels rise when I saw that there‘s another video with Matteo and Nick.
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Matteo and Nick. Nick is going to yell “JESUS!!!” while Matteo enjoys himself. And we’re all here for it. 😂
Everytime I see Nick I wonder how I'm going to manage to get through life without a friend just like him.
Nick’s pathetic, raspy scream on the bucking bronco machine was all I needed to hear today. 😂
To be fair, I think the sound might have been modified, because any time someone else (in the background) was talking, the audio was kinda garbled/disguised (for anonymity, I’m guessing?)
I love these two! They make everything better.
Those two in the Pink! Hahaha that joke was so damn good
I love Nick so much. He has such a cute smile and his little silent screams while on the bull were adorable.
You guys kill me. Daddy needs a new…😂😂😂
“But also who’s turning right here”💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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The Barefoot Contessa comment about Jeffrey sent me OVER the fucking edge and I’m still trying to recover. That was just brilliant 😂😂😂 I love u guys!
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NICK your phrase “jumpin tits” literally came to life… Prophet.
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"He doesn't speak, just how you like it" 💀
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Nick and Matteo make my day. Seriously. I love them.
“But also, who’s turning right here???” LMFAO! 🤣
"it's like what the Barefoot Contessa would have but with Jeffrey"
😩😩😩😩 screamingggg!!!
Thank you both for the tour, and for being your usual witty and snarky selves.
I LOVE this series! We need more!
I just want to watch Nick experience the world
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Nick fully sounds like Squidward
I will never get enough of this duo
“Could’ve gotten her a better wig.” 😂
9:06 that was the quitest scream i've ever heard 😂
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The way that nicks screaming cuts out on the buffalo thing makes it even funnier
Never been so excited to click on a video. They're back!
i think nick should go on tour with mateo and just sit on a stool on the edge of the stage and shout responses to his set at random times
2:09 “Madonna” my words exactly
Okay I got WAY too excited for this video 😅 the amount of serotonin these provide me is ridiculous. Love is duo and their friendship
Love watching Matteo and Nick together, so funny!! 👍💕
“Nice”-Patrice 🤠
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You two always make me laugh so much. I teach preschool and had to wait to watch this video. Didn't think it'd be good if a 4 year old saw. Was dying to watch this.
Ina Garten is LIVING
"Oh it does? I've never heard THAT before." Matteo is without a doubt funny but Nick makes me guffaw!
Nick has to come to your Charlotte show!!!!!
Not a Matteo Lane video if he doesnt evoke the Barefoot contess
The intro wit nicks kills me always and mateos reactions is comedy
Nick's reaction to the mention of The Thong Song is killing me
Awe how cute. I love watching anything with Nick and Matteo.
My boys!!! I absolutely die watching your friendship! So much light and love and hella bad laughs! 😂
We laughed, we cried, it was better than Cats.
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I just realized Matteo isn't wearing a fanny pack.
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I love Matteo and Nick together! They're so funny!
I always thought semen traveled across the bed as a child too ! Lmao that is too damn funny 😂
On a night that my father loved my mother very much. I swear it was a book.
"this is just... grindr." 😆
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Love this series of videos. The pictures at the end turned out so good!
This was too effing funny.
Ridding the Bull: "am I beyond prepared for this?" Hahahahaha
You guys are so hilarious together! You gotta do more.
you guys just keep the hits coming...dont stop ever !! thanks.
I love green, purple, and orange. So Halloween is my wardrobe colour palette.
This is one of your best, fun and interactive!
You two are hilarious!! Please do more!!!
Please, More Matteo & Nick adventures!!!!
Following your adventures not only cracks me UP- every time!!
But also makes me a better person, all the ways you educate me and expand my mind and help me see ways and places and people that in my own real life I could never get to.
Love you Mateo (et al)!!!!!
❤❤❤
You two are just too funny together! 🥰
You two always make my day.
Nick's quiet little peak-the-mic scream on the bull is giving me life
Y'all make me laugh out loud so much! Love y'all!
Sooner or later I always get the best laugh with you guys!! Thank you ❤❤
A day with Matteo & Nick is a good day because throughout the day, the video will replay in your mind, and you'll be LOLing. 🤣
Matteo, it's always a delight when you upload! 🌈
You guys are awesome! I needed this today! 😆
If I could find a friend/counter part like Nick in my own life, I'd die of happiness.
Nicks quiet lil screams on the bull 🤣🤣🤣
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Best part😂
I've had a really bad week, but you know what? You all, some weed, and pride plans for the weekend are cheering me up. Thanks for bringing joy into the world. 😊
You two are hilarious together 😄
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You together are just the best combo. 👌🏻
Nick falling into booby trap ws hilarious
Your adventures and commentary are hilarious 😂
You guys KILL me! 🤣 so entertaining, as usual 👊
absolutely loved u guys in this one!!!
Precious, as always
My favs right now seriously
You two made my day. Thank you! 🤣🤗🤗
you guys need to make this a weekly thing -pls!! :))
This is fantastic! The two of you are crazy fun!
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you two are hysterical!!! Thank you!!! 🤓
Matteo and Nick quickly turned into Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets
I am a minute in and literally wheezing 😂 you two are an incredible duo 👏
What a great start to my day!!! ❤❤❤
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7:27…And we never saw Nick again 😂
Love both y’all!💫💫💫
Iconic duo 🤍 This was so good💋💋
That looked like a lot of fun. You guys had fun together and that is all that mattered.
Loved it!
You two make my heart smile ❤
Heckling Patrice lmfao