Why I Got Kicked Off Stage at Columbia | Nimesh Patel | Stand Up Comedy
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"they say im afraid of gay people and hate black people when really its quite the opposite" had me dying
That was an example of a joke for the comedian lmao
I didnt get it. Please explain
@@hkaarsenal 'quite the opposite' could mean that he loves both, or it's the opposite in the sense that he hates gay people and is a afraid of black people.
@@timothymcaleer6480 no he's defo saying he hates gays and fears blacks loool
@@ohtebowah ohh . thanks
As a 62 year old man who's been black all his life that was a funny joke! And it was true. Proving again the best humor is found in the truth.
Exactly 👍
I've often considered being black and gay to be a double-negative.
It's only true if you buy into the victim mind set.
Black guy here too. I’m surprised people are offended. You don’t necessarily need thick-skin, just a sense of humour.
@@Jianju69 BS. You don't have to be a victim to understand what's going on around you. If you let it stop you from persevering, that's a different story.
Wow. How is one dumb enough to not get that joke, but smart enough to get into college?
Government funded student loans. The college gets paid either way.
As a current college student, I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that very dumb people who think they're smart get into college
I guess the more Ivy league school you go to, more snowflake you become, that could be the only explanation.
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@BBD Design he is pretty funny. So is this....
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That “Hey Losers” bit is amazing lmao
Apparently we would have been the only people in the room that laughed if we had been there.
@@Fire_Marshall_Bill I volunteered for Bernie and I think that shit is hilarious
I guarantee even Bernie would be laughing as a good portion of his supporter base pre-COVID are losers.
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That is a legitimately funny and intelligent joke. The only people getting offended by it are choosing to be offended
I absolutely agree
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Yep
I'm not a person who cares much for claims of "cancel culture" cause 99% of the time it's just bullshit, but this time I think folks did go too far in their zeal to take offense at stuff.
Mmmhm
"generation is not soft... Theyre eatin ass with no health insurance" 10/10
That got a chuckle out of me
As a straight black man..that joke was absolutely on point. Being black is hard enough as is 🤘🏾
No demographic truly knows how difficult it is to be another demographic. Respect to you though.
Man try to be a Mexican!!
@@jagerpetroni4495 fuck yeah! Need to increase my taco intake or something?
"when really it's quite the opposite.." An unspoken punchline. Kudos.
I got some Chappelle vibes off that line. Good delivery too.
best punchline to the whole setup. just needs to be the anchor before the "thanks i'm npatel"
Had me chuckling for a bit lol
@Puss nBoots "They say I'm afraid of gay people and hate black people, when really it's quite the opposite" the joke is he's afraid of black people and hates gay people.
@@VShoshanim I don't understand how that's funny. So he just admitted he IS a homophobe?
I'm positive Pursey would've loved that joke.
Best comment because it's TRUE
He gave him the joke
He is the one who made it up
@jon pork it could be because he changes his jokes. In the original video the gay guys name was fabreeze
There is no pursey he made that up . Listen to joe Rogan where instead of pursey it was Fabrice and the story moved to Brooklyn instead of Hell’s Kitchen this guy is a liar.
How are comedians like Amy Schumer more popular than this guy
More start-up capital.
World is an unjust place
She is related to Senator Chuck Schumer.
@reshi p yup! lol
@@brianyalt2345 Bingo.
When you last name is Pursey...
Haha.. please tell me your last name is not made up 😂
💀
Yes my last name is Pursey ok 😂
"yea billy, he always had a bag on him"
Do you always have a bag on 😂😂😂😂
"Fuck Taco Tuesday, there should be Tandoori Thursday."
That was funny 🤣🤣
I’m a 72 yr old Australian woman , I’ve just watched this, cracked up laughing and have to say you’ve restored my faith in America!
*the juice media*
Hello from Holland! I am 71 years old and I think he is hilarious.
I'm an American and i wish he'd restored my faith in America.. sadly its going to take a little more this time... it really screwed the pooch this time
I read your comment as an old American widow broad and just cracked up laughin that you have zombies in the Land Down Under! Clearly!
Last I knew your country and everyone in it was being incinerated or to put it in polite speak: “Cremation Donations Voluntary or Otherwise Made Here.” I think they had a “Go Fire Me” because the cost of dyin’ there is a hella lot less than the cost of livin’ there.
@@tundrawomansays5067 the land of zombies now for sure
People trying to be offended on the behalf of others who aren't offended at all.
I'm a progressive socialist, but in the last two years I've noticed this happening a lot. We need to give a voice to the powerless, not speak for them like their grievances are our own.
@@Droemar Well said.
definitely and by doing that we are taking their voice! If we stand up and talk about it instead of them. Instead of listening for once. If someone cracks a light hearted joke about stereotypes for example to a black friend who am I to be offended if he is not. There is REAL HATE out there a lot of it. We should not waste resources on those who came from a light-hearted, good place.
@@Droemar Lol
@@johnjackson9767 The bottom line, really, is that Americans have less protected rights than other first world countries. We don't have the right to healthcare, we don't have the right to quality of life, we don't have the right to rest, or the right to livable wages or education. The answer to everything, EVERYTHING, is just "Work harder." Which, if you're disabled, like I am, is "Get fucked."
The horse from Animal Farm, Boxer, said "I must work harder."
Since democratic socialism appears to address those issues, that strikes me as progressive. A rising tide lifts all boats, and in the US it's like "Whoa, whoa, wait a moment: what if somebody ends up getting what they don't deserve?"
Libraries are progressive policy. Who doesn't deserve the right to go to a library?
"Nah Tuck you too thirsty for this"
God that whole lineup was beautiful.
lol
I'm a 75 year old great grandmother and I found you by accident - happy accident! I'm so glad! Blessings and be safe - and thanks for the laughs!
Keep laughing grandma!! 🙏👍🙏👍
Keep laughing gran!
Awsome your a badass grandma, your grandkids and great grandkids must be extra lucky🙏
I miss my grandma's 😟
Stay healthy grandma, youre adorable.❤
Why isn't there any space between the mic and the wall?
because there's a person there
@@johndebruin5008 Damn! I didn't see that. Thanks for enlightening me.
@@johndebruin5008 you deserve an award😂😂😂
Because (I assume) its in Newyork.
I was thinking the same thing. Seemed very claustrophobic.
He Should've ended it with "I'm Nimesh, thanks everyone for coming out, and Mike Pence for not!" :D
Rohan Pant fucking hilarious!!!
Well played...
Whaaat Pence hasnt come out
He's totally gonna use that, I can see it. Don't forget to pay the man, Nimesh, it's a good line.
Imma be real wit ya, chief. His actual ending was way better than this.
The problem is they heard the words “black” and “gay” and immediately got offended because everyone’s afraid of the truth these days smh. Whenever you mention a specific group even if the comment is positive ppl are gonna get upset because for some reason it’s deemed taboo to even speak of certain topics unfortunately. Those ppl have no sense of humor and really his joke wasn’t really a joke, it was honestly a real life issue that they just weren’t ready for.
I don't think so, plenty of comedians make fun of other groups of people all the time. The black people I know family and friends can usually take even some of the most stereotypical border line racists jokes. It's the other group the LGB whatever, look at what they are trying to do to Dave Chappelle. It's literally everyone is free for all except the LG community.
That’s not why they got offended believe me.
It’s a life issue for you, not for Columbia students of any race. They got offended because they don’t have hardships that most of the people have. I’m an alumnae. I personally didn’t care about the joke but it’s reasonable that younger generation did.
@@Kiwipeanutlove idk what you’re talking about
@@koreee_alexx7905 “no one would chose to be gay if they were already black…. Because no black person in America ever wakes up and thinks this shit is too easy” it’s not funny for that audience and I’m pretty sure it never even occurred to them that they are supposed to feel some sort of hardship because of their race or because they are gay. It wasn’t a good choice of a joke for that environment, that’s it. He made a mistake with his audience. Happens.
Thats what comedians are supposed to do offend and touch nerves in a funny way, right.
He sounds like he just woke up from a phone call and his telling his friend about his day, half sleeping
#weedpower
He's famous now. I got here thru Joe Rogan Podcast and never heard of this guy. He is fxxkin funnyy!🤪
dude he was already pretty famous already
Thats a goose no he wasn’t
Yeah, that Columbia crowd was so annoying but in the end, it helped him. I'm happy for the guy.
Facts tho he also look like an Indian Sylvester Stallone.😂
he aint famous
Reporter famously asked Sammy Davis Jr at a Golf course what his handicap was... "I'm a one-eyed black Jew with a drinking problem..." was the reply 🤣
My man Putting some tandoori sheekh kababs in puja after that show.
Lmfao died 😂😂
Hhajahahahha
😂😂
LOL 😂 oh my what a colorful imagination you got
Haha
Thanks Columbia Univ for making him popular. He is a very good comedian
Man, it took me a solid minute to realize the audio wasn’t recorded over.
Exactly! The first few seconds I thought it was being narrated by a voiceover.
"I'm not going to fight a bunch of break dancers" had me dying 😂😂😂 too many asians trying to break dance
I happened to be Indian when I was hired. I'm white now so it's cool. ☠️
I’m a 107 year old great great grandfather and, on behalf of all centenarians, I can safely say that you are hilarious
He is Indian, but claimed to be white, while sounding black.
Ben Wolf I read your comment in Mitch Hedberg’s voice.
So what's the problem?
@@valenciajohn3043 ???
He’s a smore.
@@valenciajohn3043 so whats the meed to not understand comedy?
"Quite the opposite"
Took me a second. Top Notch! Had me rolling!
Barry White, an Indian, and a pot dealer walk into a bar....out comes Nimesh Patel.
"Hello Losers!" LOL I love Bernie and that joke was hilarious. We all knew he didn't have a chance.
SO true. Amazing how Americans can be herded constantly to vote against their own best interests
We love constantly paying for corporate bailouts and tax breaks for the rich
@@drftjuice what's funny was bernie supporters don't pay taxes
@@siddharthnandi8567 didn't realize 45 is a Bernie supporter
Imagine kicking out a comedian for telling jokes
It's easy. Remember the "scandal" around Roseanne Barr's middle of the night tweet? It cost her a highly rated television show. The condemnation she received was ridiculous.
@@archraskal but that wasn't funny. 🤔
This feels very much like what Dave Chapelle does. Nimesh isn't just trying to bury something in the past and move on, rather he's trying to man up, rise upto the ocassion, dissect it infront of live audience,ruminate what went wrong, save his face and be funny at the same time. Absolutely Brilliant!! This guy is really going places.
i think nimesh is much much better at navigating laser beams. chapelle used to be a genius at dodging them. now he gets hit every show, on purpose, because he knows it furthers his career. which is so strange coming from a guy who passed over millions of dollars for the sake of his own independence and morality.
i have mixed feelings about chapelle. i really want to love him, i truly do, but it feels like he’s willfully ignorant at times and that’s the last thing a comedian should be. i’m not saying he isn’t woke enough, but at times he comes at social problems from an incredibly personal and anecdotal perspective instead of looking at the larger issues.
last thing nimesh is EVER trying to do is save his face 💀 he said what he said
I think he is copying Chapelle's style and delivery maybe unintentionally but there is a resemblance
Guantanamo
@@tonoornottono yeh he’s got old, figured out he’s not up and comer no more and he’s losing his filter. Started playing to the early bird special crowd more and more, cos that’s more and more what he is.
Getting kicked off stage is the only reason I learned about your comedy. Great work, Columbia University on that Streisand Effect! Love the work man.
That was FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!! Very witty, good timing. I appreciate the risk and the honesty.
This guy has an element of Dave chapelle in him. That's a dangerous mix. I hope he becomes a big star!
Exactly, I also felt that way and I have many people saying this in comments of his other videos.
Chill and laidback comedy! Good delivery, and consistently made me laugh throughout the set! 🤣
man as a bernie supporter if I was at that rally I would have died laughing at the "hey losers"
Why nimesh laugh like kawhi Leonard? Lmao 😂😂😂😂
I can't stop picturing that now 😂
i looked thru the comments to make sure i didnt clone a comment lol
Totally
You forgot to write "does."
@@sneakernickel wow what an intellectual
I accidentally bumped with Nimesh on CZcams.
I've never heard about him, I still haven't listen enough, but I can already say I love him.
The "Fuck off" attitude and relentless search of personal and global truth threw comedy he is presenting is to be envious of.
Hat down all the way from Bosnia.
Nice man
This should have more views.
Love your work homie! bless up
Take older comedians advice when they says to NEVER perform at colleges.
@Boyd well, some folks think its racists to categorize.. tho these days seems like some will think its racists not to..
Can't believe I'm only just discovering this guy LMAO!!!
I can imagine Asian version of Dave Chappelle .... ✍️ 🔥🔥🔥
Actually
“I’m not gunna fight a bunch of breakdancers”💀😭😂 totally worth spitting my coffee out!🔥
Broken comedy at matchless (RIP) was always the best night of my week. The darker and more personal the jokes got, the better it felt. Thanks for doing what you do, keep up the good fight
This is so good, the lines Nimesh walks, so funny yet so loaded with commentary.
I had never heard of Nimesh until this morning. This is hilarious. Looking forward to watching the special.
I'm Very Glad I ran across this video!
I Love your work, Nimesh!!!
Thank You!
Very interesting observations on life and the situation, especially at the end. Hysterical too. I think I found a new comedian to follow. Thanks for sharing.
Nimesh, as a gay black man who is somewhat of a comedian myself (a few years ago I ran for president of the U.S. {in drag} ) and that joke you told is one of the funniest I have ever heard coming from the mouth of a straight man. I usually don't give breeders...oops! sorry. Straight people, especially men, any credit for being aware that much. Fuck. Now I'm gonna have to take some of my own medicine and not put everyone in the same basket, huh? Thanks a lot, Patel.
I don’t know why I’d never heard the term breeders but my life was incomplete without it. I love it. Calling myself straight is boring.
breeders lmfao.
I thought this shit was funny too....
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stop spreading gastro-intestinal parasites...use a dental dam.
Breeders )))
It's like "why you don't smoke? wanna live long, you silly natty?" ))
CZcams brought me here, I’m happy to say. Hadn’t heard of Nimesh before, so, make that double-happy: always a buzz to make a new discovery. Dude is hilarious. Great understated deadpan delivery - keep doing what you’re doing, squire! 👍
I love how he is pretty much being comedic with the story and it turned into more material for his stand up so rock on! Funny ass guy. :D
I was amused in the first half and legit lol'd in the second. I'm a fan.
"These kids are eating ass, and no one has health insurance"
He's alright like a person who's not afraid to speak the truth but with laughter, no better way to be! Keep on, keeping on!
"everyone is eating ass and no one has health insurance"
*dead*
Nimesh, many many thanks. An antidote for the strange times we find ourselves in. Peace be with you brother. Would love to catch your act in Australia when this madness is done with.
Dude's actually pretty funny, got a new fan
I graduated from Columbia. I found you on TikTok and I really like your jokes. Will buy tickets to see you!
Damn near choked on my cereal watching this early Saturday morning. Sweet Jebus, great way to start the day 🤣
Loved your bit. It gives me hope that someday we will get to the other side of this. Keep going!
Who’s here from Joe Rogan suggestions
👍🏼
I want to thank you for inspiring me. I'm a comedian/actor. I love your honesty and it reminded me of a bit I wrote years ago but never had the clarity or the courage to tell. It's about how there are insane and sane people of every race. I'm going to try it out as soon as I get a chance to hit the stage again after all this covid sadness.
Can't believe I only came across him now hahahaha
What an intelligent, charming and hilarious way to handle the drama. I vibe with this man. Gotta go binge all his stuff now.
This dude has no chill lol. Best kind of comedy lol.
What? He's so chill. He doesn't give a shit
This whole thing was great, but when you said line about this generations kids being gangster because they invented eatin ass, and do it with no health insurance. Lost it. Holy shit, that hit me so hard. lmao
You are so funny! Thank you for making my day!
probably not the first but im gay and i laffed my ass off
You deserve your own show on TV or to be one of the people on The Daily Show. Keep on keeping on!
He is both cute and funny as heck! He talks like it's a conversation...perfectly relaxed and casual. Love it!
You are an addictive man. Glad I found ya. 🤘
Loooooove the content.
Keep up the good work!
I'm just coming across this. Ur funny af. Most people can take a joke but alot cant. Ur hilarious
I love your stuff. Great and SOOOOO TRUE. People have forgotten that you can laugh at anything unless it is completely tasteless WHICH YOU ARE NOT.
"This black sh*t - too easy." That was funny.
Awesome work! Wish to see him live soon
The gay Pence part was hilarious. Made my day.
Definitely soft society. This man is hilarious though.
If Don Rickles was invited to do a show at any Uni, they would know what's out of line now, is just pure bs. No one knows how to laugh at anything remotely non-pc
Blame the previous generations. Boomers created the "every child is special" nonsense. Poor kids today are having to figure things out. But they really aren't that soft. Most of the people who served in Iraq and Afghanistan are millennials. That's not soft at all.
@@wraith1066 Veterans aren't kicking comedians off stage. And they're a tiny percent of the population.
But it's not even soft, it just makes no sense.
Bro!!! I wish I could hit the 👍 button a thousand times!!! You just got yourself a new Sub and a new fan!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Awesome set mate. My favourite so far. Love your honesty. "Hi losers" 🤣 funny af
This is GOLD!
How is this guy not have more subscribers. He’s funnier than most of the main stream comedians out there
I'm only 7 minutes into my second introduction to you but I think you might be what gets me through this pandemic
Love your vibe dude
Love it!
Wow, my new favorite stand-up comedian! You're a really funny cat!
Anytime I hear about a comedian getting flack for an insensitive joke I almost immediately become a fan when I see their stand up
Only ones who can truly can themselves "comedians".
I’m dying!!! Thank you! Subscription earned boss!!
I absolutely LOVE this guy!! Nimesh is so intelligent, brave and insightful. All of his routines are fantastic. Love from Toronto.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 that Pence joke was hilarious. Lmao
"Nah Tuck. You too thirsty for this." 🤣🤣🤣
“This just getting started” is the story of my life!! Hahaha!!!
This is too poetic! Great work Nimesh, 💥
What I love about Nimesh Patel is that you're never sure if his contempt for his audience is genuine or part of the act. He never lets on. Nobody can work a crowd like this dude. Brilliant comedian.
I LOVE that Jared Fried asks if he got paid 😂😂😂
I love the honesty in your comedy please don't change
That last line hits so bad 😂🙌💯💯💯