Nimesh Patel Stand-Up: Getting Caught Smoking Weed, Do Americans Deserve Health Care? | Tonight Show
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- Comedian Nimesh Patel tells jokes about his parents catching him smoking weed on a CZcams livestream and if Americans deserve health care.
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Nimesh Patel Stand-Up: Getting Caught Smoking Weed, Do Americans Deserve Health Care? | Tonight Show
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Thanks for having me Jimmy! And shout out to my parents for being my biggest influences. And my lungs for the material.
Well done man. Enjoyed the set. 😀
Great job! 😂 Loved the asthma jokes.
Weed Humor always the best!! 😂🤍 Great Standup!!
Very funny set
Modi rocks 🪨
Nimesh had to soften his set way down for Fallon 😂
nope... his material and delivery is plenty sharp when he doesn't need to do crowdwork.
I felt that. Still amazing.
A lot of you don't seem to know that Nimesh also was a writer for SNL. He is quite accomplished and a great comedian. You need to a watch a full set to appreciate his talent.
First time seeing him perform sober and not leaning against the wall..
😂
Bro.. i literally saw that 😂😂😂😂
This guy is like if Aziz Anzari went through puberty.
I sneezed I’m sorry , but Nimesh is a 🐐
Aziz Ansari would have been funnier with this exact same set. Nimesh lacks emphasis at the right times so it’s as if his timing is off or he isn’t being the audience with him. Ansari would have nailed that final line and made it funny for example.
@@LCOF my mother would be funnier with this set
that's funny
🤣 🤣 🤣
I saw you perform in DC about 4 years ago. My friend and I could not stop laughing. You are seriously gifted.
So weird to see Nimesh in a shirt that's long enough. It looks great!
And also weird to see him without holding a glass/bottle of drink 🤣
It has been so amazing to watch Nimesh's fame grow. I cannot believe he went from the Comedy Cellar to THE TONIGHT SHOW IN JUST 2 YEARS! Congrats Nimesh! You've worked hard for this, and you deserve all the fame coming to you!
He was also a writer on SNL in 2017
Wow - sky's the limit for this guy. Fallons huge. Good for him
Stellar performance with a deadpan delivery; I loved it!
"So now you want to be a doctor" 😂
Strange to see nimesh without a bottle of something lol.This didn't do justice to how funny this guy really is.His CZcams special is Hillarious.
Exactly 💯
Yeah, this wasn't as good as his regular stuff.
He is a great comedian trust me guys unfortunately I feel this stand up was a lil underwhelming I guess it was because of the time duration.
He's a pretty bad comedian. People like George Carlin and Bill Burr are real comedians.
@@Leonardo-lb6rs you can't compare him to legends like George carlin and bill burr, he is new n trying to find his footing in this industry and I like him that is what I wrote comedy is very subjective you might not like him and that is cool.
@@Leonardo-lb6rs it burns when I pee
Nimesh def one of the great up and coming comics rn.
He looked a little nervous
Watched the special and it was amazing!!! Would love to see another one from Nimish
First time he isn't drinking 😭
Even in his special he isn't drinking :(
Nimesh is hilarious! 🤣 I follow him on TikTok.
Funny & informative! 👏🏽
Nimesh! So sorry I missed this on TV. Congrats on the gig!
He is a great comedian. Nice to see in Jimmy's show.
He’s the best!!!!
In the Tonight show ..thats a step away from a Netflix Special 😂
Bravo!
One of the best comedians to appear recently!!!!
Happy to see him .. dude is crazy with jokes
This is very funny!
I wasn't expecting that voice
Plotwist : he isn't actual Indian .
We Indians do speak like this
plea-asse brr-rring aa glaa-sss of wa-aater-rrrrrrr .🤣
Whoesever Indian never speak like above then please don't consider him/her Indian .
😁
@@pikachuthunderbolt3919
This is too lame... Any Indian born in America has an American accent . In Most of the cases... Like almost 80-90 percent.
@@funfact1310 lol it's sarcasm to counter people
These type of people don't understand by defending yourself , u need to sarcastically make fun of them .
@@pikachuthunderbolt3919 point noted!
Mad funny man!
Loved this!! So dry but so funny
Awesome 👍
legend!!
lovely voice on this man
in*
Really hope Columbia University sees this
I like how his standup is conversational
The 🐐
That was funny.
He has a very sexy voice!
Funny Gujju❤️🤣🔥
Well, not bad... can't say I laughed at all, but he kept my interest; could just be his mesmerizing voice 🥰.
Mee toooooo
Nimesh!!! 😊
Killing it 🔥🔥
Yeah nimesh!
Gd, Nimesh Patel. Gawddamn! ... Gawd, damn. Funny. Didn't piss my pants but I was standby on the toilet.
What's missing is his awesome crowd work and swearing. This was Nimesh edited for TV
I did not expect that voice. Tbh, I imagined his voice to be like Dopinder from Deadpool😂😂
nimesh not drinking sparkling water? that’s crazy
Don't sleep on Nimesh.
iam studying in a medical school，whole day attended the classes now i want to relax for few minutes and you had to say the word brochodilator to remind me i need to study😅😔😬😬
YOU PAY NOWWWWW!! (John Pinette) R.I.P
Nicee
Disagree with others here. This was great bro.
That was legit funny. Why doesn't Theo Von or Flagrant or Rogan or Santino or anyone have this guy on? Why does it take Jimmy for me to hear about a new legit funny comic?
Rogan had him already a long time ago.
More than 3 years ago
Rogan had him on about 3 years ago but it was only cause he got kicked off stage at Columbia
Obviously the CZcams Algorithm did not consider you Worthy.
Les get him on flagrant
What a sec... are you Indian?? That's so funny!!!!
Me: *smoking weed while watching this*
I can’t wait til he gets new material tho
Why does his voice almost sound like Obama
tight
Thanks Nimesh.
अच्छी नौकरी।
That translation is wrong
"Bahut badiya" is correct one
lmao its the literal translation of good job , well tried my dude 😁👍
Patel family y mob Deep !!!
He's our Indian Mr.Bean
He seems little bit uncomfortable here. 😂
Huggies and kisses for jimmy
Huggies is a diaper and kisses is a chocolate I understood that.
Nice try, simp.
I think the issue that some people are having is that his punchlines are just factual and his delivery is not necessarily funny so unless you relate directly to what he’s saying then you won’t find this set funny, however, I commend anyone for going on stage and putting their talents on display
How much money do you have 🤣
Free the people. Free the weed.
Pretty sure I went to HS with a character named Nimesh Patel in North Carolina who sold porn magazines at school.
I see some people notice that Ninesh had to tone down a little ? They also made him shave, too. I hate it when they do that. Accept the guy the way he is. That's why he is funny, It's like eating some authentic other country and to find out the next day it tastes like shit just because certain people can't handle it. If you can't handle spicy food, don't go to Maxican restaurant or don't make them put a lot of sugar in their food because you can't handle it .
"Take the L bro"
Where were the punchlines
W
That's it exactly.
Medicine is broken
Of course it’s a Patel
I miss Indian accent !
If this happened in Sweden, they would’ve just given him an Alvedon and sent him home telling him it’s probably nothing. Swedish healthcare is nearly free because you don’t get any. At least he was treated.
Oh good, a fake account from a European reactionary.
Delivery was way off here compared to his shows. Nimesh dude just do your thing instead of trying to keep some show standards of jimmy. I don't think people will mind for you making them laugh harder🙌
Ok. I need to say this, His Dressing sense is so Indian. He literally looks like a guy from small town India, and not a 2nd generation Indian American.🤷♂️ Nice Stand up though 👍.
I really wish Nimesh knew about the horrific history of "Hindu Kush". The problem is, even if he knew he wouldn't care. 😢
Oh yeah?
Watch his channel. He knows
K, he wasn't funny at first, almost gave up but glad I continued watching!
More useful facts & information than comedy.
Didnt even laugh for a sec
First
This niggga about to run out of jokes
Ooo God please watch zakir khan commady
Indians coming in the comments
Not as fast a racists hahaha fuckin Neal
Indians did the coding so you can comment
Are you feeling offended?
3:38 now now this is seriously blasphemy
Funny AF!!
One question, and no judgement from THIS lapsed Catholic, bro...why "Jesus!"? Why not "Krishna!", huh? Expiring minds, y'know.
because New Jersey
If this is Nimesh we get on prime time television, we don’t want to. You don’t need this money my guy. Vibes were all off.
He’s aite.
Not at all funny like his other videos.
I love comedy. Seen almost all greats live like Hart, Chris Rock, Bill Burr and Russell Peters. Love them all. This guy isn’t funny. I don’t get it.
maybe he's too young? Too Asian? Too political? Not enough accents?
Dry not funny
Tired old jokes about the healthcare system- meh
Not funny
These are good jokes, awful delivery, I'm laughing with a 2 minute delay because first I'm thinking what made him get out at that age and does he know he's bad and some other things so it took me 2 hours to watch 5 minute clip
There goes another unproductive morning
no.🤮
I mean..it was good but we already have an Aziz Ansari. It's the same jokes with the same cadence and delivery. Just needs to make his voice a little nasally and you can't even tell the difference.
comedy as cheap as him
Unfunny
Not funny
Not funny