Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) is Dumb! - Hack The Movies
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The guys from @MovieDumpster join Tony to talk about the latest Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie. In this movie review/podcast they will talk about all the dumb things in this movie. Like how they brought back Sally to cash in on Halloween, how leatherface age makes no sense, and how the weird social commentary feels out of place.
Influencers looking to breathe new life into a Texas ghost town encounter Leatherface, the legendary killer who wears a mask of human skin.
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You should do David Lynch's "Dune". I tried watching it recently, and fell asleep 20 minutes in; I think you'd have fun talking about it. :)
@@ryuoh6928 We're doing a best dune movie episode in March
@@HackTheMovies oh, snap...
Looking forward to it, then.
Lmaoo shawn! Liberals dont use logic or reason! Thats why they move and also because it is like a religion on the left these days especially around the unknown virus of unspecified origins
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When does the new Texas chainsaw massacre movie come out on DVD
These two quickly became my favorite guests on the show
Easily best guest hosts.
dunno, could do without the squeeky voice
@@t45tt4tr Who in this video has a squeaky voice?
Movie dumpster is usually more fun than hack the movies anyway
@@JazziG59dude in the pink
Honestly, this would've made a good (maybe) Friday 13th Movie. Camp Crystal Lake is shut down and a woman has turned it into an Orphanage and she's taken Jason in and he's bonded with her because she's kind to him like his Mum.
Bunch a kids by the Lake and want her gone, bish, bash, bosh; Jason Rampage.
The writer of this film is my professors fiance in my screenwriting class and he came to class to talk about the scriptwriting process and how hard it is to make it as a hollywood screenwriter. He seems like a nice guy but oh my god, that “your canceled” line in the bus made me shiver.
I had a lot of laughs with this one. I loved that it was an hour long. The mask looked dumpy, but seeing Leatherface kill influencers was fun for me and I laughed throughout the movie.
Yes! The mask! It was not ideal 😅 but it was goofy good gory fun.
Its an hour and 20 minutes…
It's always pretty close to about how long the movie is depending on how many side stories they take about lol but I like the longer ones just as much
You haven't seen Mandy yet? Credentials denied
Props for Tony checking and letting people know that flag isn't the official CSA flag. I find it hilarious that they had so many different flags and redesigns over the course of the war.
I really think the bars one is popular because of Dukes of Hazzard and stuff.
The movie was pointless, it had nothing to do with the original even though its supposed to be a direct sequel. Why not have it set in the 80s and have some college students move into the same house that the murders took place. And how does leatherface survive 2 shotgun blasts and a chainsaw uppercut to the face?? A far better ending would have been the younger sister sees her older sister get decapitated, then she wakes up as they drive off.
I could sit and watch/listen to these guys talk movies all day. Suppose I better subscribe to them both on Patreon!
Im curious to find out if calling this dumb is meant to be negative or positive because ive always enjoyed the dumb. Jason coming back as a auper zombie because lightning hit a fence post is dumb. Still an entertaining movie.
Leatherface hacking up hipsters and swinging that saw is all i needed and the movie delivered
Nah this movie is dumb fr
It's not dumb fun though, Zombie Jason getting Frankensteined to life is dumb fun. This didn't lean hard enough into being dumb fun, it was just boring dumb with dumb characters and dumb moments. Even something like Freddy Vs Jason with terrible characters was full of dumb fun, this just wasn't.
@magnime im not sure who youre talking about
I had fun with it for what it was.
My expectations were really low and it's not the worst in the franchise.
It's a guilty pleasure movie for me.
@@kurtcobain279489 wrong. It is dumb fun. Got to the bottom
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My wife left me.
It's time for....Hack the Moviedumpster!
thanks for another amazing episode Tony and crew. Thanks for the convos as well!
I had a blast with this entry. I went into this as more of a black comedy horror like part 2 or 4. The gore effects, Leatherface, & cinematography were great. And why not real Stretch instead of fake Sally as the hero?
That would have been cool to see Stretch
loved the new Texas chainsaw massacre This new leatherface would have Michael myers, Jason vorhees and Victor from HATCHET running away!!! Absolutely brutal!!!!! Wow!!
Interesting, the effects were one of the worst actually. Not all, but the last 3rd of the movie was one of the dumbest ever witnessed. And you can compare to part 4, but part 2 is an actual good movie. This leatherface was not scary at all.
Stretch is the best final girl ever period
There’s something at the beginning on the TV that said that Leatherface was approximately 16-20 in the first one, so he’s not AS old, but he’s still almost a senior citizen .
Super excited to see where Tony from Hack the Movies and the Movie Dumpster bros rank this Texas Chainsaw on their lists. Still not as bad as 3D
I have something to say about the mask. I've seen it without hair in a behind the scenes image. He cut earholes into the mask like a COVID shield. That's how it's stuck to his face.
loved the new Texas chainsaw massacre This new leatherface would have Michael myers, Jason vorhees and Victor from HATCHET running away!!! Absolutely brutal!!!!! Wow!! Do you agree?
@@lisahaigler5530 And once you DO, NO ONE LEAVES.
@@ALSuspiria-sh1ss Yes, AND no. While I agree that this Leatherface is brutal as he can be, I feel like it still needs the family dynamic to be right. Plus, Michael and Leatherface are too even in this film, so they might just end up using each other like chew toys with no real winner.
There's a line before the mom dies when she tells leatherface don't go into my room and he goes into her room to get his chainsaw as she hid it behind her wall to make sure he wouldn't do anything bad, so she didn't want him to go on a rampage. She was a nice lady who didn't deserve what those asshole kids did.
Alien 3 wall is looking great
As someone who lives in Texas, it's true that people elect people in a state like California, knowing what that means for their taxes (as in, the taxes go sky high to the point where millions of people just leave the state), then they move to Texas for the lower taxes, and then vote for the same types of people who raised their taxes in California..... Brilliant move by these geniuses. We have a saying in Texas: "Don't California our Texas."
Good video guys. The movie was okay, but wish they would have incorporated the original mask in some way (Maybe Leatherface put it in some "science class" liquid that preserves frogs or whatever, then pulls it out of the wall with his chainsaw and puts on the original mask.) The "woke" bus scene with the cell phones and "cancel" talk was so cringy it nearly destroyed what little momentum and quality the movie had.
This is the only show where the promo segment is worth watching. Always has me in stitches lol.
Ron Perlman doesn't need voice over money from movies. He's the intro voice for all UFC PPVs so im sure Dana is paying him good money
I’m on the side of the discourse that thinks this is dumb fun. It’s decently shot with some good kills and enough “so bad it’s good” moments to keep me entertained. All the 2013 one had going for it was Daddario bouncing around lol. The culture war stuff in this was funny as a backdrop. It’s just there and doesn’t really pick a side on any of it, but it’s amusing as added context. Anyone calling this woke or anti gun wasn’t paying attention. That being said the only films I actually ever really want to come back to multiple times in this franchise are the original masterpiece, the insane over the top sequel, and the beautifully shot mean spirited gritty remake. Those 3 are all very different but execute the material well. The rest of the films are all over the place in terms of quality and execution.
Movie basically pandering to the anti-SJWs anti-woke grifters and they still called it "woke". That's the real comedy right here.
The reason his adopted mother told Leatherface to stay out of her room was basically her trying to tell him not to pick up the saw and start killing again
That one older cop who gets shot through the neck is that Lt. Gorman guy from Aliens who does a shit job leading the team. He's basically the same guy here, but as a cowboy cop.
It 100 percent is Gorman, William Hope!
“Don’t California my Texas” every one here loves to say that.
This movie was traaaaaaash
It’s like they forgot the real reason leatherface wore masks to begin with. Bubba wore them as if they were literal characters, he never had a mom either but had he, he never would of cut her face off and wore it.
Hot blood is very sticky it could possibly make is so the mask leatherface made from his mom's recently deceased corpse stick to his face without needing anything.
Wait……you’re not gonna be in the new Batman??? Not even a cameo??!!
I actually liked Texas Chainsawl. Better than Jawls! Imo any chainsawl will do lol I won't drawl any comparisons to the other ones. I sawl this and absolutely loved it!
OK, Tony keeps calling it an anti-gun movie. But based on their own description of the movie (I haven't watched it myself, this is base on their description) it's a anti-woke movie that lambasted "woke culture". The woke mob becomes responsible for the death of a woman because of their issue with the confederate flag. They all become prey to leatherface who has been made to be sympathetic. The school shooting victim only gains a chance at surviving when she imbracess the belief in arming one's self. The killer comes out as the hero almost. This seems more like a right-wing movie. Not saying you should feel one way or another about that, but how do you confuse that with being anti-gun??
Whatever it was trying to be it wasn't very good at it.
It felt like a film written by Republicans to satirize a film written by progressives.
35:23 This shot reminds me of Takeshi Kitano hanging out in that bird of paradise field in Boiling Point a bit. Probably not intentional though.
Review tucker and Dale
I started off hating the movie but it has some really great moments.... In the end it wasn't bad, I ended up laughing near the end alot and had a good time, wasn't scared but then again in not sure people watch Texas chainsaw to get scared anymore
What they said 👆
So I'm with Sean on this one. I think it was made to be a rif on that stupid re-quel trend. I think it will become more appreciated as time goes on.
Totally agree, leatherface throwing Sally in the trash was the film makers way of saying the new Halloween is stupid. I think its genius and love that most people are so eager to hate this movie that it flies over their heads.
12:55
Based Tony
One of the big reasons is that they are being relocated there due to their jobs moving. An example would be Tesla moving from California to Texas. That’s also why the housing prices are rising in Texas
California's not the most business friendly, but people have been fleeing it for red states for years because of the high cost of living and diminishing quality of life (ranked 50th in 2018). The lockdowns, riots, legalized theft, and 'defund the police' fallout just expedited the exodus. Only hoping they remember why they left their home state and chose the ones they did before they start voting again.
@@behindthescenesphotos5133...legalized theft?
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Thank you, we appreciate that!
To Sean’s point about moving to Texas…..dude, Austin is THE place to be if you drink craft beer and ironically listen to noise and wear cowboy shirts. I think thats what the kids in this movie were trying to do with the town…make it a Little Austin. Or something. 😅
Also, as a fellow O’Rourke, I do have a soft spot for the actress playing Sally. 😅
why does leatherface have a full head of hair? grandpa was bald and the cook/drayton was bald on top with a comb over. I guess it skipped his generation
If you use a trimmer on your sack and not a razor, you're insane.
The original, the 2003 remake and this one are against culture. The 1974 one went against Hippie culture, 2003 went against yuppie culture and this one is against woke culture
I loved this movie just for the fact Leatherface massacred all the now PC tropes. Got the 'entitled'. Massacred! Got the 'black card'. Massacred! Got the 'canceled'. Massacred! Got the 'him/her/them/and all the above'. Massacred! The only person who lived was someone who didn't want to be a totem prize just because they survived through something terrible. Just leave them alone. Great movie! Go Leatherface!
White knight running in to save with his gun massacred!
Cringe
That return of the living dead shirt is my favourite 😁
This was literally the first movie I can say that I truly hated from the 1st second to the very last. It took me three times to even make it through it .
K so to keep you guys informed, I live in Texas, have since 91 we moved following the oil field work, California is usually the first to bust and Texas the last. Nobody moves for politics they move following the work
That makes a lot more sense, thanks!
@@MovieDumpster no problem
"He should be skinnyface" 😂
I am so tired of being told to shave my bush every other video or podcast. I'm going full 70s style, poking out of my underwear, out of spite and I want my women that way too. Good video though.
Tony: I don’t think he knew their names.
Me: I don’t think he knew HIS name.
I honestly loved this one more then the last couple of entries
The story and cast is awful
I thought it was a parody of wokeness.
Hysterical movie, anyone else laugh uncontrollably during the pipe slicing or the part bus massacre?
I liked it a lot but it's not a very good movie. A guilty pleasure movie for sure.
It's shot really well and the positives outweighed the negatives for me.
But way too much social commentary that didn't add to the plot, imo.
Plus this whole getting in one more jumpscare before the movie ends has taken its toll on me. It worked best in the original Friday the 13th and it's just not effective anymore.
So I always wondered why we call it a "chainsaw dance" when it's never resembled a dance. It really in both movies just looks like he's angrily swinging his saw around more than it looks like he's dancing.
In the 2nd film, his dancing around with the chainsaw, and thrusting it repeatedly into a tub of ice between the screaming protagonists bare legs is meant to look like exactly what it does. 😏
26:36 that wasn’t part of the script 😂😂😂😂😂
Better Call Saw
Alien 3 poster. I'm going to miss Mac and me.
This film gave me new appreciation for 3D's "Do Your Thing Cuz!" and the prequels hot teen Leatherface. Yes, this movie was well shot and had some cool gore moments, but it wasn't nearly as scary as it could've been, nor as dumb fun as it should've been. If it had been more in the vein of Hoopers sequel or Next Generation or even TC3D, I'd probably have enjoyed it more. This is not a good movie, the only good thing I can say about this movie is it's still better than the PD remake and it's prequel.
35:13 it's EVA-01 from Neon Genesis Evangelion
When the dude in the pink shirt gets excited he sounds very much like weird al. I can't unhear it now. 41:18
Critters attack was all over the place with stupid kills. A Gremlin knockoff when the should just make Gremlins v.s Critters.
There is an unused scene from texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 that had Leatherface taking out a bunch of drunks in a parking garage. Part same unused sequence would have also had Joe Bob Brigg's cameo. only other instance entire series Leatheface fights a crowd
finally im not the only one here that thinks this movie is dumb
I don't know why people say stiff about millennial when most of us are. the years are 1981-1996
42:38 BURN
Someone did a fan edit of the comic where it is grandpa that hammers Jason at the end instead.. I prefer that one.
Not as bad as 3D or the last Leatherface, but not very good
People only hate this film because the Internet told them to
You obviously have bad taste
I thought it was pretty cool that they brought the character of Sally back. It was something that has never been done before surprisingly considering the number of sequels they have. I didn't even mind that another actress had to play the role. I mean 50 years had gone by so as far as physical looks they could get away with it. What I didn't understand was what the fuck was the purpose of bringing her back if it was only just to kill her off. And they basically did it like as soon as she confronted Leatherface?!?!?!? Like come-on she was supposedly a Texas Ranger who was badass and prepping for a showdown with Leatherface. She trained for over 30 years for this and ends up dead?!?!?!? The people on the panel are right. You could omit the whole Sally story from this and it would have still been a complete movie. So I loved the idea but it was extremely poorly executed.
I love the movie dumpers guys! Also Tony lookin hamsome again
I love that sunflower field image especially the addition of the predator and Unit 01
What is.tue Twitter handle for the photoshopped sunflower field image? Please help I can't find the profile.
Very funny review. I will have to check out the earlier Texas Chainsaw Massacres
This movie needed Vilmer lol
Either I was dreaming or I somehow managed to watch some of this after I fell asleep watching some of the older episodes before bed
Just because you have brought up that people should still watch episodes for movies they havent seen/not interested in, this is one of those for me. Always tune in unless its a new movie that I am about to watch, and then I still add it to Watch Later list so that I dont forget to come back to it 👍
Finally! the Mac and Me poster has been replaced!
Meh,
3D was worse
At least its gory
loved the new Texas chainsaw massacre This new leatherface would have Michael myers, Jason vorhees and Victor from HATCHET running away!!! Absolutely brutal!!!!! Wow!! Do you agree?
Out of all the other sequels/reboots... Its better than 3D, maybe Leatherface 2017 but i only saw this one on release date
Next Generation only good part was Matthew McConaughey.
I think she says to stay out of her room because the chainsaw was behind the wall and didn’t want him to go back to his old ways.
I liked it. I will give it props for being the most gory of all the Chainsaw movies. I’ll also give it props for doing something a little different and not retreading everything from the original movie by, ya know, having a dinner scene recreated beat for beat like Chainsaw 2, Leatherface, and Next Generation.
The cinematography is way better than it deserves to be for this movie. Kills were filmed great and for fans of leatherface who just wanted to see carnage this definitely delivers. The plot and actors hold it back from what could've been a great sequel but all in all i liked it for what it was. I think people are hanging too much on the wokeism of the movie not realising that in the end the movie is making fun of all that stuff and delivering what you want. Rooting for leatherface to kill crappy human being woke millennials that you're made to not like. All in all. It's way better than some of the sequels that have been put out there. I'd rank this as #5 in a top 5 of TCM movies
It's funny how anti-SJWs/anti-woke grifters call this movie "woke". 😆
Maybe it should have been called -Texas chainsaw Massacre : A Scary Movie
35:38 if you look kinda closely he may have created slits for the skin to wrap around his ears thus keeping on the mask
58:04 and It goes from the Standoff upstairs in the house to next scene Leatherface outside and then Sally Reconfronting him. I say it was a dumb bad edit how somehow that happened.
What a fantastic poster in the background. Should I search Alien 3 on CZcams now? 🤔😂
I love seeing the Movie Dumpster guys alongside Tony. Hack the Movie Dumpster!
I’d love to see you all cover Tucker & Dale vs. Evil it would be so entertaining.
The sport that guy was thinking of is the hammer throw.
He mentioned fouke Arkansas. What a legend
Yeah why isn’t legendary naming another Pacific Rim movie, also another great review with Movie dumpster love you guys you my boys #TONYISWHOLESOME can’t wait for what’s to come next month
But letting del Toro come back for PR3…
It lived up to the title atleast. It was definitely a 'chainsaw massacre'. 🤷♂️
That Aliens 3 poster needs to have opaque plastic over the poster.....
Not trying to justify the film (even tho I do like it) but I feel for the director coming in on only 2 weeks notice...kinda got dumped on his lap. Also the mask is held up on the face because of the hollow ear holes on the mask, so they can go over his ears. The sally character was poop town and we actually get a chainsaw massacre which is cool...i really like this film, but this episode was fantastic haha!
This movie sucked....I have spoken.
This movie sounds absolutely horrible sadly :(
I really liked this movie. Yeah, it's its own thing, but it kind of has to be to have any sort of spark or life to it. It's wild to me how puritanical people get about their franchises. They really tried and it shows.
why do they have a poster of the worst ghostbuster movie??
Temporary replacement. Check out our all female review of that all female movie!
I enjoyed the gore but hated the plot, and the ending just annoyed me to death. This movie wants to be a direct sequel to a very raw movie. All the modern bullshit they shoved into this movie stuck out like a sore thumb. I’d say 5/10 being generous.
"Why would you want to move somewhere where people believe the exact opposite that you do?" - Because their policies don't work and instead of confronting reality and admitting it, they just move to another state where those policies don't exist and they won't have to live with the repercussions of voting for people who put those bad policies in place. Otherwise, if things were so great and wonderful in California, they would just stay.