Zack Snyder's STAR WARS: Part 1 - A New Hope

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  • čas přidán 22. 08. 2024
  • When a colony on the edge of the galaxy finds itself threatened by the armies of the tyrannical Darth Vader, Obi Wan Kenobi, an old man with a mysterious past, seeks out warriors from neighboring planets to take a stand. The farmer, the smuggler, the beastman, the princess, the cyborg, the astromech. Each hailing from different backgrounds, each with something to lose. Together, they are...a new hope.
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Komentáře • 3,7K

  • @coyoteone6197
    @coyoteone6197 Před 7 měsíci +5739

    You guys laugh, but you need to wait until Auralnauts release the full 43-minute R-rated cut of this video. Only then can you truly appreciate the cinematic brilliance of it.

  • @timsudmeier6482
    @timsudmeier6482 Před 7 měsíci +3030

    I love how Vader tells his entire backstory to this random officer who just wanted new orders.

    • @thomassmart4088
      @thomassmart4088 Před 7 měsíci +75

      tmi vader ... tmi

    • @VicAtNyte
      @VicAtNyte Před 7 měsíci +99

      I was waiting for him to say something after that 😆 like "uh okay that was alot of info i didn't need" 😂😂

    • @Razumen
      @Razumen Před 7 měsíci +159

      And then he just leaves, without giving any orders at all. 😅

    • @Opforvideo2
      @Opforvideo2 Před 7 měsíci +46

      At least Vader didn't mention grain.

    • @kamillavalter
      @kamillavalter Před 7 měsíci +83

      @@Opforvideo2 because grain is coarse, rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

  • @slayr399
    @slayr399 Před 7 měsíci +834

    Absolutely dying at Vader not only exposition dumping like mad but immediately marching off after he's finished.

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 Před 7 měsíci +69

      He didn't even give the guy the orders he asked for

    • @Mechpilot0790
      @Mechpilot0790 Před 7 měsíci +48

      Walks in
      Exposition dumps
      Refuses to elaborate
      Leaves

    • @robinp.1362
      @robinp.1362 Před 7 měsíci +14

      The poor officer had to listen to all that

    • @EmlynBoyle
      @EmlynBoyle Před 7 měsíci +3

      Right? I was LOL.

    • @jeffmoeller4522
      @jeffmoeller4522 Před 7 měsíci +9

      To be fair, even if Vader wasn't known for choking out officers on the slightest whim, my ass would be pinned to the spot, enraptured, listening to him wax on. Like I'd need a cigarette afterwards to help process the moment.

  • @david7522
    @david7522 Před 7 měsíci +259

    I kind of love the idea of chatty exposition dump Vader.
    "... And that was how i won the podrace securing my freedom from slavery and winning ship parts for my future wife."
    "... Thats... Um.... Thats great sir. Anyway the rebel shields will be down in moments. You can start your landing."
    "Ah right. Knew there was a reason i called."

    • @LaurenceReeves
      @LaurenceReeves Před 3 měsíci +5

      chatty exposition dump Vader reminds me of Space Balls hahahahahaha

    • @JustPippaNY
      @JustPippaNY Před 2 měsíci +12

      "...then my mother died in my arms, and I was so mad I killed the entire village of Sand People. Not just the men, but the women, and the children too. They were animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them. Now, what did you want, Admiral Piett?"
      "My Lord, the Emperor commands you make contact with them."

    • @donovanwaggoner6790
      @donovanwaggoner6790 Před měsícem +1

      If Vader was closer to 65 and drunk all the time, that's exactly what he'd be

    • @chadking375
      @chadking375 Před 21 dnem

      “I think of killing myself quite often you see, I was horrifically burned after an hour-long duel where I faced my former Jedi master in the heart of Mustafar, it was a volcanic planet, I thought I would be safe there.”

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 Před 20 dny

      "that's nice, sir, but this is a Space Wendy's."

  • @Crossbones6732
    @Crossbones6732 Před 7 měsíci +1808

    Zach Snyder having characters give their whole back story unprompted really transports me back to Airplane.

    • @DesertBro
      @DesertBro Před 7 měsíci +140

      Do you still have a drinking problem like all the other survivors from that attack over Macho Grande where your entire squadron was wiped out?

    • @mikekolokowsky
      @mikekolokowsky Před 7 měsíci +65

      Darth Flashbacker and C-3PExposition. But I was hoping to hear from Obi Wan Ken-tell-a-backstory.

    • @drwheel
      @drwheel Před 7 měsíci +1

      What a pisser!

    • @donaldfofelugyelo5555
      @donaldfofelugyelo5555 Před 7 měsíci +22

      ⁠@@DesertBroi can't tell you that. It's classified.

    • @RetroFett
      @RetroFett Před 7 měsíci +24

      Surely, Zach Snyder can't be serious?! Well, he is serious. And don't call him Shirley.

  • @elijahnelsonchandler
    @elijahnelsonchandler Před 7 měsíci +1261

    “ …it happened again on another planet years later…”
    Died at this line 😂😂😂

    • @av_oid
      @av_oid Před 7 měsíci +58

      No, no it didn’t! The Kenobi series is not in my head canon.

    • @jcmw
      @jcmw Před 7 měsíci +54

      @@av_oid Jedi Party is in my headcanon

    • @ph4se2
      @ph4se2 Před 7 měsíci +35

      @@jcmw Yep at this point the Auralnauts version is cannon, everything else is cheap fan fiction.

    • @Imperials3nate
      @Imperials3nate Před 7 měsíci +10

      ​@@av_oid Not relevant rn. Also, Kenobi sucked, but that fight was amazing.

    • @TheArtofWalls
      @TheArtofWalls Před 7 měsíci +3

      ​@@av_oidbut it is in Snyder's canon! 🤣🤣

  • @thex-philethackery4330
    @thex-philethackery4330 Před 2 měsíci +81

    George Lucas, "Faster, more intense."
    Zack Snyder, "Let's make it slow-mo, make everyone really savor the moment."

  • @maxo.9928
    @maxo.9928 Před 7 měsíci +156

    This should have been 5 minutes of my life, but Zack's brilliance made it almost 12.

  • @brentchesson2179
    @brentchesson2179 Před 7 měsíci +1643

    The 3PO and Vader exposition dumps were gold and that engine lense flare was killing me. 😂

    • @JD-mz1rl
      @JD-mz1rl Před 7 měsíci +33

      Were those AI voices? If so.... Pretty good

    • @thomasneal9291
      @thomasneal9291 Před 7 měsíci +16

      @@JD-mz1rl they were.

    • @TechnoMinarchist
      @TechnoMinarchist Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@JD-mz1rlyes

    • @daveblackman816
      @daveblackman816 Před 7 měsíci +8

      @@JD-mz1rlyeah I think it’s the same one from The Disney Kenobi. I can tell by the way Vader says “I” and “obi-wan”.

    • @TokyoXtreme
      @TokyoXtreme Před 7 měsíci +8

      The singular form of "lenses" is "lens".

  • @ZengerFake
    @ZengerFake Před 7 měsíci +1045

    "There was a great war among the stars... in time, it became known as... the Star Wars." I already have tears in my eyes lmao

    • @isodoublet
      @isodoublet Před 7 měsíci +48

      I always maintained that Yoda should've said at the end of Ep 2, "Begun the star wars has."

    • @rcschmidt668
      @rcschmidt668 Před 7 měsíci +18

      The voice intro is a throwback to the opening of the original Battlestar Galactica

    • @AmandaFessler
      @AmandaFessler Před 7 měsíci +9

      @@rcschmidt668 It's probably more like, as with the rest of the movie, just doing the Anthony Hopkins voiceover at the start of Rebel Moon. Snyder may or may not have gotten that from the glorious narrative of a battle going on... somewhere beyond the heavens.

    • @rcschmidt668
      @rcschmidt668 Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@AmandaFessler Well, it is what it reminded me of.

    • @royjones7831
      @royjones7831 Před 7 měsíci +2

      This video nearly murdered me!

  • @biltrex
    @biltrex Před 3 měsíci +146

    What's funny is that because George put so much effort into the visual storytelling, into making it pretty clear what's going on in each scene without needing much dialogue support, this ends up being a thousand times more coherent than anything in Zack's work.

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 Před 20 dny +12

      The tragedy of Lucas, though, was that he WOULD have ballsed up A New Hope if it wasn't for almost the entire principle cast and crew pushing back against his choices.
      You can see this in the remaster, where you can see Lucas just doesn't know when to stop, and the prequels, which were the first Star Wars films in which Lucas wasn't questioned, and it REALLY shows.
      Yes, he's less heavy on the exposition, slo-mo and unnecessary drama than Snyder, but he was very much the precursor of that style of "treat the audience like they're idiots" directing.

    • @classicbrix6712
      @classicbrix6712 Před 14 dny +1

      @@peterclarke7240I agree. I’ll still praise Lucas for his world building and directing but he needs editors and writers to keep him in check.
      I’m not a huge fan of filoni either.. I find he gets too carried away in his own ways and his content always feel like fan fiction to me with the exception of a few animated episodes here and there but for every good episode you gotta watch 4-5 bad ones.
      In another universe, I’d love to find a way to have Lucas calling the shots and expanding the universe/ story with the quality and tone of andor

    • @JudgeConviction
      @JudgeConviction Před 2 dny +1

      ​@@peterclarke7240 exactly. lucas was basically a master world builder, he was not a master story teller.

  • @Bukothepug
    @Bukothepug Před 7 měsíci +87

    When the movie has to be 2 hours long but you only have 20 minutes of usable footage

  • @perfect112customs
    @perfect112customs Před 7 měsíci +863

    The slo mo really made this feel like a 2 hour movie

    • @jammin2575
      @jammin2575 Před 7 měsíci +21

      Only 2? 😅

    • @johnweems4586
      @johnweems4586 Před 7 měsíci +14

      The slow mo Vader intro was pretty cool though.

    • @4saken404
      @4saken404 Před 7 měsíci +7

      It was silly in some parts but, I ain't gonna lie, they actually did a pretty decent job in the classic Obi Wan and Vader confrontation. That's arguably a legit improvement!

    • @carloszarzoso1724
      @carloszarzoso1724 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Vader in the start was kinda cool then it just got stupid. Just wondering did Ben kill lukes family.

    • @k3digichaos
      @k3digichaos Před 7 měsíci

      I loved this I had a chance to look around.kinds like being in the passenger seat

  • @onesecondguy8372
    @onesecondguy8372 Před 7 měsíci +762

    It is only now, because of Zack Snyder, that I can truly appreciate the Admiral Motti actor's ability to fake being choked. Truly underrated.

    • @procinctu1
      @procinctu1 Před 7 měsíci +2

      But, was he?…

    • @travisvwright
      @travisvwright Před 7 měsíci +23

      I thought the same thing. Supporting Actor Oscar goes to....? You know...the guy.

    • @thomasjoyce7910
      @thomasjoyce7910 Před 7 měsíci +28

      I only just notice that Vader needed to move closer to him first.
      In the next film Vader successfully chokes a man located on a seperate Star Destroyer.
      A meditation habit works wonders...

    • @julilla1
      @julilla1 Před 7 měsíci +23

      Not only that, but Tarkin looking at Vader with disgust is *chef's kiss*

    • @adamthorntonillustration9281
      @adamthorntonillustration9281 Před 7 měsíci +4

      I never realised that character had a name!

  • @fredo1070
    @fredo1070 Před 7 měsíci +139

    8:46 the stormtrooper banging his head in slow-mo is so epic, so Zack Snyder.

  • @DropkickDemon
    @DropkickDemon Před 6 měsíci +46

    The f*cking lightning as he hits Obi Wan… the snyderverse is darker and deeper than we ever imagined

  • @JohnnyBargeldBoom
    @JohnnyBargeldBoom Před 7 měsíci +695

    I lost it when Vader told his entire backstory to that poor officer in an epic way nobody would talk 😂

    • @KennToomey
      @KennToomey Před 7 měsíci +26

      Right? And the guy was like, "Okay, terrific!" 😀

    • @Rom2814SK
      @Rom2814SK Před 7 měsíci +20

      Pretty much nailed Rebel Moon there, best part of the video.

    • @nbarbettini
      @nbarbettini Před 7 měsíci +11

      I love that the very next line is "I wasn't notified... I'll have to clear it."

    • @elgusaniiiodeljuego6823
      @elgusaniiiodeljuego6823 Před 6 měsíci +11

      "Just force choke me already"

    • @JohnnyBargeldBoom
      @JohnnyBargeldBoom Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@elgusaniiiodeljuego6823 haha

  • @mendellee
    @mendellee Před 7 měsíci +1144

    for someone who hasn’t seen rebel moon, i now think i’ve seen enough of rebel moon

    • @mendellee
      @mendellee Před 7 měsíci +64

      (shout out to those exposition scenes, they’re perfect)

    • @sheevone4359
      @sheevone4359 Před 7 měsíci +54

      It's basically that indeed

    • @Bushprowler
      @Bushprowler Před 7 měsíci +80

      It's actually more enjoyable than Rebel Moon could ever be.

    • @JonathanWinegar
      @JonathanWinegar Před 7 měsíci +9

      I bet you say the same about gay sex.

    • @kittycats2827
      @kittycats2827 Před 7 měsíci +16

      Same. This was genius, rebel Moon I can tell sucks

  • @Jerimiah10
    @Jerimiah10 Před 7 měsíci +108

    Obis hip hop muggin was so classy and well done. Really dignifies the character in a way that Alec G would have wanted. I'm surprised to see so many embracing the ancient art of the strut however. Just goes to show no trends ever really die.

    • @M0butu
      @M0butu Před 19 dny +2

      From now on I will call him Alec G, the OGedi.

  • @kashashk
    @kashashk Před 7 měsíci +60

    That Obi-wan "arm-cut hype edit" was unironically dope though.

  • @lolusuck386
    @lolusuck386 Před 7 měsíci +911

    This was insufferable, well done!

    • @mindbomb9341
      @mindbomb9341 Před 7 měsíci +10

      hahahahahaha

    • @mummyjohn
      @mummyjohn Před 7 měsíci +49

      yeah I told myself I was going to watch the whole thing, and I did, but I genuinely wanted to get up and vacuum or sort my laundry during

    • @sexobscura
      @sexobscura Před 7 měsíci +1

      Just like what Lucas did after the original trilogy

    • @irondragon3430
      @irondragon3430 Před měsícem +3

      As someone who hates slow motion shots more than anything else in a movie this was agonizing

    • @Benjiesbeenbetter.
      @Benjiesbeenbetter. Před měsícem +2

      If modern movies didn't have so much slow motion in them, it'd be a lot easier to carch the last bus home.

  • @thepaladin1492
    @thepaladin1492 Před 7 měsíci +499

    The music drop after Obi-Wan disarms the dude in the cantina was incredible.

  • @doubledown1138
    @doubledown1138 Před 7 měsíci +58

    Haha! YES! The incessant slow motion. The overly bombastic score. The wooden, exposition-stuffed dialogue. Another instant Auralnauts classic.

  • @michaellee7308
    @michaellee7308 Před 4 měsíci +18

    “And something tells me it may happen again. Today.” *promptly walks off*

  • @JerichosFishStand
    @JerichosFishStand Před 7 měsíci +741

    You could really see Snyder stretching creatively and trying new things with this one. For example, sometimes things beyond the middle of the frame were still in focus, and you could sometimes see colors other than brown.

  • @earlleonard
    @earlleonard Před 7 měsíci +582

    Man, if only the endless exposition in Rebel Moon was this subtle. That movie felt like watching people describe a bunch of other, better movies

    • @michaelperkola391
      @michaelperkola391 Před 7 měsíci +24

      Savage! 😂

    • @TupocalypseShakur
      @TupocalypseShakur Před 7 měsíci +52

      The protagonists even says "The only reason I'm telling you this is so that you know who I am."

    • @murphy7801
      @murphy7801 Před 7 měsíci +11

      I mean also visual styles I could see the seams of where stitched together 7 samurai, star wars and bit 40k

    • @pzaikis
      @pzaikis Před 7 měsíci +4

      Exposition that wouldn't be required if it were a Star Wars film

    • @luisvazquez5041
      @luisvazquez5041 Před 7 měsíci +16

      ​@@pzaikisthing is, Snyder don't care if it's needed, He'd just do it to extend the run time, because he thinks longer equals better in movies and also because he thinks it is somehow cool😂😂😂

  • @MrSoopSA
    @MrSoopSA Před 7 měsíci +59

    I like how Vader is the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future with his exposition that never ends.

    • @DaMaster012
      @DaMaster012 Před 7 měsíci +8

      "THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY, BEFORE THE DAWN OF MAN AS WE KNEW HIM..."

    • @michaeldougherty6036
      @michaeldougherty6036 Před 7 měsíci +6

      "YOU SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT SNACKS!"

    • @elgusaniiiodeljuego6823
      @elgusaniiiodeljuego6823 Před 6 měsíci

      I thought the future ghost doesn’t talk.

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 Před měsícem

      @@elgusaniiiodeljuego6823 _Aqua Teen Hunger Force,_ not _A Christmas Carol._

    • @senororlando2
      @senororlando2 Před měsícem

      @@elgusaniiiodeljuego6823 the cybernetic one does

  • @GigaMarX4_213
    @GigaMarX4_213 Před 6 měsíci +25

    The slow mo with the stormtrooper bonk has me deceased 😭

  • @TapirMask
    @TapirMask Před 7 měsíci +600

    This is so perfect because it is simultaneously tasteless, amateur and overindulgent but also goes kinda hard at points.

    • @mala6238
      @mala6238 Před 7 měsíci +26

      Goes kinda hard 😂😂😂

    • @shepardren8006
      @shepardren8006 Před 7 měsíci +64

      I feel like....Snyder thought everything he did with 300...is what he has to do with everything he does.

    • @Mrpersonman0
      @Mrpersonman0 Před 7 měsíci +41

      It going hard _at points_ is how they get you. Resist.

    • @RandomAxeOfKindness
      @RandomAxeOfKindness Před 7 měsíci +4

      Sounds a little 'frat guy', honestly.

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim Před 7 měsíci +23

      Zack Snyder is going to watch this and think this video is a masterpiece

  • @BasicShapes
    @BasicShapes Před 7 měsíci +941

    OMG I never quite realized how much Zack Snyder shoots his movies like they're just one big trailer. And the expo dumps were so hilariously on point

    • @johnchief270
      @johnchief270 Před 7 měsíci +48

      Makes me all the more confused on why Chris Nolan is so supportive towards his film making skills

    • @hokutonokenny
      @hokutonokenny Před 7 měsíci +36

      @@johnchief270 Just kissing each other's butt, that's how they do it in the land of the superficial.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro Před 7 měsíci +52

      ​@@johnchief270Zack's a nice guy. I guess Nolan just _wants him to succeed_ like a big brother encouraging his little brother who... Puts a lot of effort into his projects!

    • @evanbelisle8464
      @evanbelisle8464 Před 7 měsíci

      ⁠@@DonVigaDeFierroDuncan Jones Is Christopher Nolan’s little brother Zack is more Nolan’s retarded cousin if anything.

    • @johan8969
      @johan8969 Před 7 měsíci +30

      @@johnchief270 Nolan isnt really different. Watch Dunkirk again and keep this video in mind. He has just been better at marketing himself as an artist for some reason. Dark Knight Rises has been memed to oblivion since it makes abselutely no sense for thinking human beings.

  • @xxxCrackerJack501xxx
    @xxxCrackerJack501xxx Před 7 měsíci +74

    Oh my god the cantina scene and Vader's *gratuitous* exposition were both perfect, I had to pause from laughing, it's slightly vexing just how accurate this all is to Snyder's style/modern writing lmao every frame of this is gold

    • @johnmorris7969
      @johnmorris7969 Před 7 měsíci +7

      The music for Obi Wan absolutely killed me

  • @maddoggy82
    @maddoggy82 Před měsícem +4

    This was amazing. That speech Darth vader gives about kenobi was fire!

  • @fotzegamingandmedia1840
    @fotzegamingandmedia1840 Před 7 měsíci +373

    I love how there's no character development whatsoever. Really gives you the authentic Snyder experience.

    • @toddjones1480
      @toddjones1480 Před 5 měsíci +8

      Just like Rogue One.

    • @fotzegamingandmedia1840
      @fotzegamingandmedia1840 Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@toddjones1480 Ah-oh!

    • @akrinornoname2769
      @akrinornoname2769 Před 4 měsíci +8

      ​@@toddjones1480 Did we watch the same movie? Jyn had abandoned the rebellion in the beginning, while Andor reignited some of his idealism on Scariff

    • @toddjones1480
      @toddjones1480 Před 4 měsíci +13

      @@akrinornoname2769 Sudden, random state changes are not character development or arcs.

    • @Theta411
      @Theta411 Před měsícem +1

      But character development would get in the way of the EPIC fight scenes!

  • @adamgroszkiewicz814
    @adamgroszkiewicz814 Před 7 měsíci +369

    Rebel Moon is absolutely a movie that was made. It was a movie made by Zach Snyder.

    • @johnragmailcom
      @johnragmailcom Před 7 měsíci +22

      I enjoyed it, but my god does he have a lot of bad habits that keep getting worse and worse.

    • @RobinDale50
      @RobinDale50 Před 7 měsíci +52

      It is absolutely a movie of all time.

    • @alicemilton8756
      @alicemilton8756 Před 7 měsíci +23

      Yeah, I was expecting this to be Rebel Moon footage

    • @adamgroszkiewicz814
      @adamgroszkiewicz814 Před 7 měsíci +24

      @@RobinDale50 If I were to see a movie, one of those movies could be Rebel Moon.

    • @mattiasbrunzell8957
      @mattiasbrunzell8957 Před 7 měsíci +29

      @@adamgroszkiewicz814 It is indeed entirely within the realms of possibility that Rebel Moon is a movie that can be hypothetically watched.

  • @Daosguard
    @Daosguard Před 7 měsíci +22

    The slow mo... the exposition. The loud music whenever anything happens. It's perfect.

  • @bwickham195
    @bwickham195 Před 7 měsíci +8

    Can't wait for the climax of Return of the Jedi in Palpatine's throne room:
    "AAAAAARGHH! Martha, please!!"
    "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?"

  • @angrypotato8782
    @angrypotato8782 Před 7 měsíci +597

    This was funny as hell until I imagined a world where this was real and was struck by real dread for a moment

    • @Auralnauts
      @Auralnauts  Před 7 měsíci +113

      Hey. Hopefully there’s room for all of it. Including the dread.

    • @amarok9627
      @amarok9627 Před 7 měsíci +80

      it is real. its called Rebel Moon.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Před 7 měsíci +34

      It was as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

    • @tshwashere
      @tshwashere Před 6 měsíci +16

      @@MonkeyJedi99but they didn’t go silent. In the Snyder cut they just went on and on and on, retelling the whole story of the trilogy.

    • @AngryJT
      @AngryJT Před měsícem +1

      It's still better than what Disney puts out.

  • @Livefreeordont
    @Livefreeordont Před 7 měsíci +136

    “You will suffer pain worse than any pain that you have imagined pain could be”
    Shakespeare couldn’t have written it better!

    • @SarastistheSerpent
      @SarastistheSerpent Před 7 měsíci +15

      In fairness, that is a line George Lucas may very well have written lol

    • @Highclearing
      @Highclearing Před 7 měsíci +13

      “That’s nice, dear, now why don’t you go to bed now?” says George’s then-wife, already reaching for the editing machine.

    • @AnEnemySpy456
      @AnEnemySpy456 Před 7 měsíci +12

      Actual line from Rebel Moon: "If you cannot bring her to me then the one whose public execution will send shivers down the spines of the senators and whose screams will echo down its marbled halls will be yours."

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 Před 7 měsíci

      That sounds like it was youtube pooped when written like that

  • @oliviapratt975
    @oliviapratt975 Před 7 měsíci +21

    I was bored about a third of the way in. Y’all nailed it

  • @darianharman9193
    @darianharman9193 Před 7 měsíci +10

    I never knew I wanted a version of Bespin unnecessarily saturated in the sounds of ancient lamentations, but I anticipate it greatly.
    Also, Alec's performance really shines in its effortless subtlety with the ridiculous slow motion.

  • @SubVet84
    @SubVet84 Před 7 měsíci +332

    Every scene having the unnecessary dramatic slow motion, is so spot on! Zach’s cut would make this movie 14 hours long just in the slow motion edits. Every dialogue is just complete summary lol

    • @tomasburian6550
      @tomasburian6550 Před 7 měsíci +5

      It would make 300 run for its money.

    • @aldunlop4622
      @aldunlop4622 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Exposition overload.

    • @maestroaxeman
      @maestroaxeman Před 6 měsíci +1

      I said 12 minutes here equals 12 hours with Mr. Snyder...if he did it🤣

    • @casbyness
      @casbyness Před 4 měsíci +8

      Not just that, but they even got the ramping up-down-up speed effects 100% right. Zack isn't just about the slow-mo, he does the slow-fast-slow switch and they captured this perfectly in the Vader/Larry duel.

    • @heliofaros1344
      @heliofaros1344 Před 3 měsíci

      Finally we get to properly see the cantina patrons, even the sock faces ;)

  • @emcrack7
    @emcrack7 Před 7 měsíci +326

    The slow motion of the storm trooper failing to clear the door is a crowning achievement.

    • @nobnesbit
      @nobnesbit Před 7 měsíci +20

      "Crowning"

    • @nfrl-hs2ly
      @nfrl-hs2ly Před 7 měsíci +2

      Do you mind giving me a timestamp? I've watched this four times looking for it and I don't see it

    • @tomasburian6550
      @tomasburian6550 Před 7 měsíci +16

      @@nfrl-hs2ly 8:46

    • @DestroyYouAlot
      @DestroyYouAlot Před 7 měsíci +2

      "Get it together, Mike!"

    • @MrMagnaniman
      @MrMagnaniman Před 6 měsíci +1

      I like how it's slo-mo, but then goes SUPER slo-mo for the head bump.

  • @SabrinaBelgrave
    @SabrinaBelgrave Před 7 měsíci +22

    I gotta admit I found myself loving the slow mo because it made me appreciate how George framed his shots, and how dialed-in all the performances are from Guinness, Hamill, Ewan and Hayden 😊

  • @AldoMoro1978
    @AldoMoro1978 Před 2 měsíci +3

    “..or you will suffer pain worse than any pain you have imagined that pain can be” is something that i would expect from a Snyder movie

  • @einervonvielen8334
    @einervonvielen8334 Před 7 měsíci +320

    Omfg, this is hilarious, but if I see another slow motion effect in the next 12 hours, I fear a major blood vessel in my brain is going to burst.

    • @Blackwolfe79
      @Blackwolfe79 Před 7 měsíci +63

      But it will burst in slow motion. For a full minute.

    • @kuksybee
      @kuksybee Před 7 měsíci +8

      Both of these comments have floored me cos I agree on both sides😂😅

    • @SoApost
      @SoApost Před 7 měsíci +9

      Just wait til you see my complete apathy in slow motion.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro Před 7 měsíci +1

      How did it go? Did you die?

  • @Elvisbackpack
    @Elvisbackpack Před 7 měsíci +124

    I love how Han and Obi-Wan are never introduced, they're just there. And like everyone else, Vader's exposition dump is the best part.

  • @Ostinat0
    @Ostinat0 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Vader exposition dump was so powerful...it's just like my Japanese animes...

  • @OrionLaerithryn
    @OrionLaerithryn Před 3 měsíci +6

    Loved the scene with Obi-wan in the cantina, it was like... don't mess with the old guy, he's for real.

  • @haravikk
    @haravikk Před 7 měsíci +184

    I was expecting the over-use of slo-mo, but it was the titles absolutely destroying the opening scene and VFX doing the same with scenes later on that clinched this for me. 100% accurate 10/10.

  • @ApoJake13
    @ApoJake13 Před 7 měsíci +77

    "More slow mo."
    "But sir..."
    "More."
    "MORE!"
    "MOAR!!!"

    • @zohzie
      @zohzie Před 7 měsíci +10

      I want every visual effect fired at that man!
      MORE

    • @SuperCarcher
      @SuperCarcher Před měsícem

      There’s one thing this movie needs… MORE SLO-MO

  • @TK199999
    @TK199999 Před 3 měsíci +10

    I got to admit slow motion Vader force chocking was pretty scary. Shows the skill of the actor being chocked, that his performance was enhanced by slow Mo.

  • @deep_panic944
    @deep_panic944 Před 3 měsíci +12

    This is so painfully on-point. The exposition dumps are just sooo Zach Snyder. He really doesn't get into show-don't-tell. And INFINITE SLOW MO!

  • @zaramiller703
    @zaramiller703 Před 7 měsíci +85

    I'm in tears. Yes the slo-mo and the exposition dumps but can we appreciate how they nailed that atrocious scene pacing and how everything is overexplained yet you have no idea what's happening and you don't care about any of the people on the screen? lol

    • @johnnyjohnson6643
      @johnnyjohnson6643 Před 7 měsíci +11

      One hundred freakin’ percent

    • @Dipj01
      @Dipj01 Před 4 měsíci +6

      "everything is overexplained yet you have no idea what's happening" that is just perfect representation of Zach Snyder films

  • @kamillavalter
    @kamillavalter Před 7 měsíci +223

    When I saw “The Mother Star” I completely lost it 🤣
    Absolutely brilliant!

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo Před 7 měsíci +32

      The MARTHA Star

    • @oyunoyunveoyun5561
      @oyunoyunveoyun5561 Před 7 měsíci +14

      Luke Skywalker: We must destroy the mother star.
      Han Solo: This empire has fought many rebels and defeated them before!
      Luke Skywalker: I don't care how many rebels and jedi this empire has fought before. They've never fought us. Not us united.

    • @jkfecke
      @jkfecke Před 7 měsíci +4

      ​@@ZuluRomeoWHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

    • @SETHthegodofchaos
      @SETHthegodofchaos Před 8 dny +1

      LASER MOON

  • @mark_a_schaefer
    @mark_a_schaefer Před 3 měsíci +2

    "I, consumed by a newer, darker vision..." Oh, my god. That is laugh-out-loud funny.

  • @captainwilko
    @captainwilko Před 6 měsíci +6

    Something tells me it will happen again, today. 😂
    This is so spot on. Brilliant.

  • @journalofthewil
    @journalofthewil Před 7 měsíci +605

    I literally LAUGHED OUT LOUD as Vader's Soliloquy got longer and longer. SO AWESOME!!!

    • @sagaswp
      @sagaswp Před 7 měsíci +79

      I love how he doesn't even wait for a response or anything from the guy he's talking to, he just immediately dips out.

    • @journalofthewil
      @journalofthewil Před 7 měsíci +26

      I actually like this version of the Obi-wan/Vader final duel.

    • @gensolo83
      @gensolo83 Před 7 měsíci +15

      @@journalofthewil I hate to admit it, but I liked it, also.

    • @mattiasbrunzell8957
      @mattiasbrunzell8957 Před 7 měsíci +8

      @@gensolo83 That makes two of us because I also liked it, as well.

    • @Imanmagnet00
      @Imanmagnet00 Před 7 měsíci +25

      @@journalofthewil That is the trick of the Snyder style. It can be very cool in a vacuum but the more you think about it, it is ultimately pointless.

  • @YouFightLikeACow
    @YouFightLikeACow Před 7 měsíci +648

    The Darth Vader backstory had me in stitches

    • @MrJacksspleen
      @MrJacksspleen Před 7 měsíci +65

      "It happened again..."

    • @thomas6502
      @thomas6502 Před 7 měsíci +2

      💯

    • @tru3sk1ll
      @tru3sk1ll Před 7 měsíci +55

      This is why in film school they say "show don't tell"........... that c3po monologue was so cringe it was brilliant

    • @costanzafaust
      @costanzafaust Před 7 měsíci +15

      slo-mo into slower-mo into even slower-mo did it for me.

    • @daveblackman816
      @daveblackman816 Před 7 měsíci +7

      He kept going on and on lmao.

  • @Senza32
    @Senza32 Před 7 měsíci +3

    I thought of one way this could have been more like Rebel Moon. The scene where Obi-Wan deactivates the tractor beam would be included, and the moment he pulls the lever, the Death Star starts exploding for no reason, like how the huge battleship starts exploding in Rebel Moon because the rebel leader guy pulled a single lever in an exterior turret.

  • @mishynaofficial
    @mishynaofficial Před 19 dny +2

    Chris Columbus's Star Wars:
    Final scene, everyone is cheering and hugging. Close-up on Lando's face. He's smiling. Suddenly, off-screen
    HAN
    LANDO! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY MILLENNIUM FALCON?!

  • @poposterous236
    @poposterous236 Před 7 měsíci +180

    You can see what a genius Snyder is using the visual medium to its fullest potential. Since dialogue is only used for exposition (I think that's the only thing you can use it for, legally) its better off to have as many montages as possible. I'm also glad he slows down the footage so I can tell what's going on (I regularly breathe gasoline fumes for recreation).

    • @gregcurlett2054
      @gregcurlett2054 Před 7 měsíci +11

      Pass the gas bro, let us drink as brothers destined to behold the great cinematic pile of shit this is 🤣🤣

  • @nilesbrook4216
    @nilesbrook4216 Před 7 měsíci +121

    The slowmo when the stormtrooper bonks his head deserves an Oscar!

  • @kalmix88
    @kalmix88 Před 7 měsíci +8

    That was really awesome! Vader monologuing made me laugh out loud. 😂
    I hope the Syder's "too-coloring" will also be added to the full version.

  • @PunishedKrab
    @PunishedKrab Před měsícem +3

    Man, Rebel Moon Part 3 is looking incredible! Peak cinema right here!

  • @acharastudios
    @acharastudios Před 7 měsíci +98

    That forced exposition C3PO monologue is a masterpiece

  • @patrickmike2524
    @patrickmike2524 Před 7 měsíci +65

    Thank you Vader for explaining the symbolism of the lava, I never would have understood that.

    • @colonel1003
      @colonel1003 Před 2 měsíci +3

      They nailed the feel of a 5 paragraph long youtube comment that focuses on one little detail and over dramatizes it

  • @what76485
    @what76485 Před 7 měsíci +6

    This is inexcusable unless it’s your first movie and you’ve never seen a movie before. And by this I mean zack snyder. You guys killed it.

  • @jaiclary8423
    @jaiclary8423 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Someone call me a hearse. Tell them I'm 5'10" and don't be fooled by the laughter, I'm definitely dead.

  • @androod6211
    @androod6211 Před 7 měsíci +341

    I had porridge coming down my nose at Vader's first slo-mo. The random slo-mos and close ups, the exposition, the over-epic/inappropriate soundtrack; all too accurate.

    • @Warm_and_loveable
      @Warm_and_loveable Před 7 měsíci +1

      What the hell is porridge

    • @FirstnameLastname-my7bz
      @FirstnameLastname-my7bz Před 7 měsíci +2

      ​@@Warm_and_loveableoatmeal but in rarted zoomer lingo

    • @oremstale8558
      @oremstale8558 Před 7 měsíci +21

      ​@FirstnameLastname-my7bz it's the British word for "oatmeal"- everyone says it

    • @betaraybillfan1750
      @betaraybillfan1750 Před 7 měsíci +8

      @@FirstnameLastname-my7bzyou sound like the zoomer if you call porridge “zoomer lingo” consider playing in traffic

    • @bandawin18
      @bandawin18 Před 7 měsíci +23

      ​@@FirstnameLastname-my7bzbro said porridge is "zoomer lingo" as if that shit wasn't referred to in the Goldilocks and 3 bears nursery rhyme for centuries 💀

  • @dikydankedude
    @dikydankedude Před 7 měsíci +384

    Obi Wan's slow nod to Chewie killed me. How do you come up with these perfect little moments?

    • @Auralnauts
      @Auralnauts  Před 7 měsíci +171

      That moment is kinda amazing right?The slow mo accentuates things that may go unnoticed, which is likely part of Snyder’s reasoning for using it. Since this slow mo is faked though, it works best over shots with little motion. The Obi look is just one of those perfect moments.

    • @dikydankedude
      @dikydankedude Před 7 měsíci +19

      Masterful. I think Mr Snyder would be impressed

    • @Teeveepicksures
      @Teeveepicksures Před 7 měsíci +20

      I never even realized/forgot that he looked at Chewie after that. This is amazing​ work. @@Auralnauts

    • @frankpinmtl
      @frankpinmtl Před 7 měsíci +17

      The music. Not a hip hop fan myself - but damn. Spot on...

    • @tomasburian6550
      @tomasburian6550 Před 7 měsíci +7

      It would be even more boss if Chewie stepped in to stomp on the guy who got his hand cut off.

  • @doormatt72
    @doormatt72 Před 7 měsíci +5

    the slow motion on the stormtrooper bonk on the doorway was perfection. lol.

  • @harikili
    @harikili Před 3 měsíci +3

    I was dying laughing... they explained the whole story... ridiculous slow-mo shots, just perfect... and the craziest thing is... this was better than rebel moon.

  • @jhpk
    @jhpk Před 7 měsíci +23

    I lost when Vader said "It happened again on another planet, years later." Lmao

  • @EmmanuelPleshe
    @EmmanuelPleshe Před 7 měsíci +246

    How do you make a short video feel like forever? You guys have really captured some movie making magic.

    • @jammin2575
      @jammin2575 Před 7 měsíci +14

      The slow-mo really helps

  • @hixxeltoyphotography4068
    @hixxeltoyphotography4068 Před 7 měsíci +6

    Obiwan cantina my god, this is a best part 😭😭

  • @drowningpooralice5505
    @drowningpooralice5505 Před 22 dny +1

    Dude, the exposition dumps were spot on. Snyder has every single character describe things like they're talking to blind people.

  • @josephdeluca7602
    @josephdeluca7602 Před 7 měsíci +101

    This is so much better than the 3-minute theatrical version the studio mandated…. Everyone needs to see this version!!

  • @L33Reacts
    @L33Reacts Před 7 měsíci +96

    Honestly its crazy how his style really is just exposition dump +slow mo+ epic sounding music. Dude made a whole career out of it.

    • @mala6238
      @mala6238 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Not really, but ok.

    • @L33Reacts
      @L33Reacts Před 7 měsíci +18

      @mala6238 that is definitely Snyders equation lol don't even try 😂

    • @georgeofhamilton
      @georgeofhamilton Před 7 měsíci

      @@L33ReactsNah, she’s right.

    • @mala6238
      @mala6238 Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@L33Reacts the post 2013 one, yes. Especially the Netflix version.

    • @L33Reacts
      @L33Reacts Před 7 měsíci +9

      @mala6238 so 300 isn't that? Watchmen is the only one he actually did something different but that's just because he had source material that was once in a life time.

  • @princessoscar3089
    @princessoscar3089 Před 5 měsíci +3

    MY FAVORITE MOMENT THAT MADE ME CHOKE ON MY SODA WAS THE WHOLE MINUTE LONG SLOW MO DRAMATIC MUSIC BEFORE OBI WAN JUST...CUTS THE ARM! :D AND THEN THE SUBSEQUENT MOMENT WITH THE COOL GUY MUSIC AND THE SLOW MOTION NOD TO CHEWIE MADE ME CRY LAUGH SO HARD!!!

  • @damunzy
    @damunzy Před 3 měsíci +2

    the slow-mo on the choking part was lowkey good.

  • @Isoquant
    @Isoquant Před 7 měsíci +222

    That was insufferably, excruciatingly perfect 😂

  • @infernalbill9366
    @infernalbill9366 Před 7 měsíci +350

    This is really an amazing example of how "not" to tell a story. The new exposition scenes (at 6:40 for instance) are just spot on. I sent this along to my daughter who is currently a film student.

    • @stevenbishop1782
      @stevenbishop1782 Před 7 měsíci +15

      Didn't Watchmen do that like 4 times lol

    • @WriterPlaysMTG
      @WriterPlaysMTG Před 7 měsíci +57

      It feels like that line that made mark hamil go “George nobody talks like this”

    • @okitasan
      @okitasan Před 7 měsíci +44

      @@WriterPlaysMTG Harrison Ford* "you can type this shit, but you can't say it,"

    • @silentrob668
      @silentrob668 Před 7 měsíci +9

      Really needed the Rock to deliver all the exposition , cos that's his thing now.

    • @Mrpersonman0
      @Mrpersonman0 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@stevenbishop1782 uh huh...
      Well you're very clever...

  • @factandsuspicionpodcast2727
    @factandsuspicionpodcast2727 Před 7 měsíci +3

    That Vader monologue was peak Snyder.

  • @KibaRanger_Kou
    @KibaRanger_Kou Před 7 měsíci +4

    Zack Snyder couldn't direct traffic in the Sahara Desert. This cracked me the hell up with the slow motion. Hahaha.

  • @COMBATKYLE4
    @COMBATKYLE4 Před 7 měsíci +38

    "Tell by slowmo flashbacks, don't show" truly a masterclass in writing

  • @all1nerd377
    @all1nerd377 Před 7 měsíci +243

    This is a strange mix of a Snyder love letter and an intervention. Impeccable editing and writing.

    • @dafreak117
      @dafreak117 Před 7 měsíci +12

      I was at a loss for words here... Thank you for finding them for me.

    • @PotatoExplorer83
      @PotatoExplorer83 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Best comment 😂

    • @Tzgrey77
      @Tzgrey77 Před 7 měsíci +14

      I cant tell if they appreciate zack and taking the piss or they hate him and made this out of spite 😂

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism Před 7 měsíci +3

      More like the general mood with Snyder. He can be a decent director; however, he has his excesses. Needs someone to help bounce ideas off of and help keep him from going overboard. Granted such restraints can also kill creativity... it's a delicate dance.

    • @Healthy_Toki
      @Healthy_Toki Před 7 měsíci +5

      @@Klaaism He has as many rotten films as Tarantino has films.

  • @tomasburian6550
    @tomasburian6550 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Dat slow motion.
    Btw, this shows that Star Wars is truly the only movie we ever need and won't get bored of it no matter what form of it served to us.

  • @FosterTheImposter
    @FosterTheImposter Před 3 měsíci +4

    Exposition dumps and pointless slowmo ad nauseam. Perfection

  • @daydreamerdesigns3D
    @daydreamerdesigns3D Před 7 měsíci +53

    The dialog is spot on. I like it when characters take the time to explain to me everything that is happening. Tell don't show is the best way to make movies.

  • @dr.20xx74
    @dr.20xx74 Před 7 měsíci +40

    I can't get over how Vader just walks away after giving his long exposition dump and leaves the Imperial Officer hanging on what his next orders are 😂

  • @meme-afied7400
    @meme-afied7400 Před 7 měsíci +6

    we need this for every star wars movie including the sequels

  • @thedarkknight1971
    @thedarkknight1971 Před měsícem +2

    06:25 :-
    Officer "There's no one aboard....."
    Vader - FULL ENTIRE back story out from nowhere
    Vader - Marches off
    Officer - 🤔 "Ohhhhhhhkaythen...."
    😎🇬🇧

  • @wyrmh0le
    @wyrmh0le Před 7 měsíci +59

    I don't know who directed this, but they sure do have a distinctive style that I can't imagine getting old over the course of two or more hours, much less an entire career.

  • @houston-coley
    @houston-coley Před 7 měsíci +25

    I love that in this version we barely even meet or know Han Solo. that's spot-on accurate

  • @thefinestsake1660
    @thefinestsake1660 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Lol! You were spot on with the excessive slow mo and exposition dump... and then the "Mother Star" jus made me bust out laughing. Good job.

  • @ValdestotsVoice
    @ValdestotsVoice Před 3 měsíci +1

    The random slo-mo's had me dying. That is so Zack Snydery 😂

  • @detritic
    @detritic Před 7 měsíci +208

    This is unbearable, and therefor, very accurate

    • @AnjinThomas
      @AnjinThomas Před 7 měsíci +15

      Haha yeah I appreciated the comedy but it was painful to get through

  • @Aztechaemenid
    @Aztechaemenid Před 7 měsíci +46

    That famous Stormtrooper head bonk in slow motion absolutely sent me 😂😂

  • @matthewgarrity9405
    @matthewgarrity9405 Před 7 měsíci +3

    You guys did what only Zach could do, make ANH feel like having a tooth pulled without anesthesia 😂
    I can vividly imagine the physical pain you guys had when making this 💪🏻 but man the laughs where so worth it😅😂😂😂

  • @CharlesMarino-je5yt
    @CharlesMarino-je5yt Před 3 měsíci +2

    That was savage, and Zach Snyder deserved every minute of it.