Before 9/11 pilots were taught to give in to air hijackers commands, after not so much. Quagmire was never gonna open that door, he didn’t need to think about the answer, only one to give.
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Quagmire is being a good pilot. They aren’t allowed to open the door for hijackers regardless of what’s happening in the cabin. This was one of the many changes made to airlines after 9/11
@@wayneurquhart7192maybe there should be giant magnets on either side of luggage check in. No matter if your nipples are pierced, or there's a prosthetic robot arm or the smallest known pistol -- either you disclose it or see yourself stick to the giant magnets in front of security😅 SOLVED!!!
@wayneurquhart7192 They have, for years, it's really hard to actually get a gun on a plane (legally that is), oh, and 9/11 was committed with box cutters
Meg literally dragged him across the floor and shattered his teeth on the stairs Here's the clip for anyone wondering: czcams.com/video/oeEWAhUEr8s/video.html
I think it was before 9/11 that regulations said that you had to let the gunmen into the cockpit being afraid of losing people's lives, which was changed after 9/11 to the idea that no matter what the gunmen say, your not allowed to allow them in the cockpit. Edit: so, at least according to some claimed regulations, quagmire was following the rules when peter told quagmire not to allow the gunmen in, which, it's interesting he didn't bring that up if that's true.
Makes sense, at most they can only kill everyone in the compartment. If they get in the cockpit then everyone’s dead and potentially hundreds of other people.
"Oh! Those guys on the first class have guns!" Peter, the Sage of Quahog "Cleveland, just be happy with what you have, don't envy people" That line broke me
"I'd just like to ask the mom behind me who told me to stop watching Game Of Thrones on my laptop, if I'm STILL the worst person on this plane?" Bruh peter lmao
Lmao “america supports the other side of my countries civil war” Insert the “do you have even have the slightest idea of how little that narrows it down” meme
Probably down to like the middle east or Africa maybe Edit: holy shit what have I done... Edit 2: Okay guys I get it, I was just trying to joke around and generalize an area where people stereotypically assume America is in (and I realize it was stupid and Africa is not really as a good choice when I think about it imo), I didn't mean for it to become like this and I'm sorry jeez ;-;
@@jiminplsletmehit7620 Your basically saying that the people who quotes a part of a video get to have an opinion but we , the ones who find it annoying, can't have an opinion?
@@sarangsingh5609 when the Russian guy said don't try to get smart, Peter then started reading which is equivalent to studying which is equivalent to being smart. yeah
@@aaveey you completely misunderstood me, I was joking about the comment because there's nothing wrong about the joke in the vid which makes you hate your humor. ye
I never realized how weird it is that Peter wears green pants. Like, in a cartoon, it's fine but imagine some random middle aged guy walking around in bright green trousers.
@@mehmehmeh3665 Tf? I'm fat but damn. I don't get much of a choice since it appears Walmart and other places that sell clothes seem to think we love floral patterns and spots and stripes. 🙄
Oof Syria Libya depends on the Premier of the episode and Ukraine cause the neo nazis that hate Muslims also Burma or Myanmar I'm not saying all of these country's have America is supporting the other side of the civil wars just all of these nations are in a civil war I guess alot of choices (sorry for my bad English I'm Egyptian)
Quagmire is a true friend who respects his friends last wish 😔
True and they are under Maphia Attack
@@AutismfamilyJCMafia*
@@RealMothman98 Well Lion Who The Scarlet King Brought to me
His grandfather Japanese empire pilot
Before 9/11 pilots were taught to give in to air hijackers commands, after not so much. Quagmire was never gonna open that door, he didn’t need to think about the answer, only one to give.
"Dont open it Quagmire its not worth it"
"Okay"
💀💀💀
After 9/11 pilots are taught to never give up the cockpit regardless of what’s going on
That "okay" from quagmire 😂😂😂
lol
If they had Controll over the plane, they could do anything
After 2001, no matter what happens to the passengers, leaving control of the plane to terrorists is the worst case scenario
“Last guy picked for dodgeball.” Got me😂
First guy picked for human shield
What does it mean
@@__Conjured DAM
@@ankitagarwal4206 it means he’s fat, slow, and a ez target.💀
What's the dodgeball? Is it about car manufacturers? Was it a joke here? about what?
"Cleveland, just be happy with what you have, don't envy people!"
😂
I changed it from 1.1k likes, to 1.2k likes
I’ll give them that. That was funny.
b..ut but but they have guns? XD
He ain't wrong 😂
It’s mocking what rich people say whenever someone makes fun of, or even acknowledges, their wealth and spending habits
Gotta be strong as hell to drag Peter like that 😂
🤣
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@@brotherdj777 i know god doesnt exists.
@@brotherdj777 Do that outside YT.
@@chadthundercock117 turn to Jesus Christ.
That gunman just effortlessly dragged a 400-pound man and tossed him like a rag doll. I guess he didn't skip bicep day.
I doubt Peter is 400 pounds. Maybe…Probably like…Around
272 pounds
He's weighed the same 293 pounds he's weighed since grade school.
Yhh it's fiction. The laws of physics don't necessarily apply in cartoon fiction script! 🤷🤷🤷😄😊
I can’t believe your questioning a cartoon?
Plus you gotta remember Peter was an NFL center that could plow through people as well
Nikolai found his calling after the ending of the dark aether storyline
😂😂😂😂
Quagmire is being a good pilot. They aren’t allowed to open the door for hijackers regardless of what’s happening in the cabin. This was one of the many changes made to airlines after 9/11
Maybe they should stop people bringing big guns onto planes too.
@@wayneurquhart7192maybe there should be giant magnets on either side of luggage check in. No matter if your nipples are pierced, or there's a prosthetic robot arm or the smallest known pistol -- either you disclose it or see yourself stick to the giant magnets in front of security😅 SOLVED!!!
@wayneurquhart7192 They have, for years, it's really hard to actually get a gun on a plane (legally that is), oh, and 9/11 was committed with box cutters
Yeah no shit sherlock.
Muslims gave that airport protection to USA & world.
Quagmires “okayyy” will always make me laugh 😂
@@dannynumbskull5339 That’s just satire
@@dannynumbskull5339 not at all. Simpsons predicted nothing. Russia and Ukraine have been in conflict decades
@@TommyTom21 kuokuo I’m 👌I’ll I’ll on I’ll up okpjk lol lkooui k i lol lol l
@@TommyTom21 kuokuo I’m 👌I’ll I’ll on I’ll up okpjk lol lkooui k i lol lol lo
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"Last guy picked for dodgeball and first guy as a meat shield " That hit real hard
Yeah I hate it when that happens to me
@@Berserker3624 same
Just like the dodgeball
@@Berserker3624 wait what
@@somerandom200 Cuba’s airport security isn’t up to code…
"Last guy picked for dodgeball, first guy for human shield."
This is the kind of clever writing the Simpsons once had.
Damn true.
most shows used to have good writing
"Don't open it Quagmire it's not worth it"
Okay 👌. Mad respect
"just be happy with what you have... Don't envy people." 😂😂
Had me dying 😭😭😂😂
@@brianrivera0 same asf 🤣🤣
U Nigerian or is the flag behind you a coincidence
@@eniolabakare6839 what flag lol I'm from USA but my brother and his dad's side is from Sierra Leone
@@FTGPABLOW no they aren’t
I like this.
No cut-aways or references, but just straight up humour that works on its own.
Yes I inmediatly tought "wow that was actually funny"
@@KabuMontasauriosfamily guy has it's moments
they mentioned game of thrones 25 seconds in
The entire scene is a reference to Air Force One
wait till he actually watches said episode xd
“Those guys in first class have guns” underrated reference to the elite controlling the military industrial complex.
Page 100 Peter would be lucky to get past the cover 😂
I'm surprised how easily he dragged peter across the floor
It’s a good thing it’s animated
Meg literally dragged him across the floor and shattered his teeth on the stairs
Here's the clip for anyone wondering: czcams.com/video/oeEWAhUEr8s/video.html
Dude they are russians
@@jasonchan9175 was looking for this comment
With enough vodka, anything is possible.
“Am I still the worst guy on the plane?” Had me dying
russian army is best, they must attack another state for helping ukraine
@@boban3072 wtf ur username please touch some grass and get a life that is so not funny
@@roseaikatsufan1134 best not to give these trolls any of the attention they seek
@@roseaikatsufan1134 it's kinda funny ngl
@@roseaikatsufan1134 heil
Peter got a LOT of jokes in the plane 😂😂😂
"Last picked for dodge ball first guy for human shield"😂😂😂😂
"Oh nice last guy pick for dodge ball, First guy from human shield" 😂
315 like and no reply? Let me fix that
2nd reply
Bro we saw the video
😂😂😂😂
Sad but true
I know that Russian voice anywhere, it’s the same voice actor for Nikolai from cod zombies lol
Holy shit, I rewatched it after reading and legit the first line he said got me
Omg it is lmao
I thought it was that dude from GTA IV haha
Fax
E
I think it was before 9/11 that regulations said that you had to let the gunmen into the cockpit being afraid of losing people's lives, which was changed after 9/11 to the idea that no matter what the gunmen say, your not allowed to allow them in the cockpit. Edit: so, at least according to some claimed regulations, quagmire was following the rules when peter told quagmire not to allow the gunmen in, which, it's interesting he didn't bring that up if that's true.
Makes sense, at most they can only kill everyone in the compartment. If they get in the cockpit then everyone’s dead and potentially hundreds of other people.
Bit late but in the episodd Quagmire does tell Peter he cant opennit because of this. It's been cut out in this short.
@@maths9647 hmmm, interesting.
I like how his jokes calmed everyone down and stopped them from screaming
Theft: don't try to be smart peter: trys to get smart
So you figured out the joke? You must be the smartest person alive
Thanks for it frl
I saw that
Saw what
I know that trick
“Quagmire don’t open the door, it’s not worth it!” Quagmire: “Okay.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
lolll
@Cringe Department literally didn’t happen but ok
Oh cool! You watched the same video that we all did! Congratulations! 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
@@daytonsteven23 quag toilet
True
Need that's guy's strength to drag Peter like that with one hand
dude your getting 25 likes, it didnt work... edit it again and copy the other guy's top comment
‘Last guy picked for dodgeball first guy for human shield!’ I felt that 😂
Is it cause ur un athletic
@@NCcryptic thats my biggest flex that ya know if ppl are picked last couse their losers or something im picked last couse i SUCK, so much 😃
@@Dixitttt same
@@Dixitttt I was only picked last because no one knew me. And I was shy too.
hol up
"Nobody try to get smart."
*Peter tries to get smart*
thats the joke
that is the whole joke, the plot point, the GRASS IS GREEN (in some parts of the world it isn’t) CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
@@ihavenoideaonanythingyea no shi-
Can CZcams bring dislikes back
Fr
"Oh! Those guys on the first class have guns!"
Peter, the Sage of Quahog
"Cleveland, just be happy with what you have, don't envy people"
That line broke me
“Last guy for dodgeball, first guy human shield” 😂😂
Peter was comedic fire in this clip 🔥
hi
Truly one of peters greatest performances. Comedic legend
@@20cs65 hey
1 thousandth like
@@NeonSkyRider congrats
"I really missed diabeto here"
"Roll over to kitchen diabeto"
Literally I'm laughing 🤣
Diabeto: 👁👄👁
....
😂😂😂😂
They never even said any of that once in this clip lol
HOW DOES THIS HAVE LIKES, this never happened in a single episode
“DON’T OPEN IT QUAGMIRE ITS NOT WORTH IT…”
“Okay”
LAST GUY PICKED FOR DODGEBALL, FIRST GUY PICKED FOR HUMAN SHIELD😂😂😂
"I'd just like to ask the mom behind me who told me to stop watching Game Of Thrones on my laptop, if I'm STILL the worst person on this plane?" Bruh peter lmao
Ok
Yeah
I think worst should be capitalized
russian army is best, they must attack another state for helping ukraine
@@boban3072 wtf no
Lmao “america supports the other side of my countries civil war”
Insert the “do you have even have the slightest idea of how little that narrows it down” meme
Probably down to like the middle east or Africa maybe
Edit: holy shit what have I done...
Edit 2: Okay guys I get it, I was just trying to joke around and generalize an area where people stereotypically assume America is in (and I realize it was stupid and Africa is not really as a good choice when I think about it imo), I didn't mean for it to become like this and I'm sorry jeez ;-;
@@CC-1367 The middle east is at least 15 countries.... Africa is over 50... that doesn't narrow it down.
@@amineabdz exactly
@@CC-1367 exactly
@@CC-1367 You're forgetting South America
Bro is the realest cartoon character ever
Bro has the meds load out in warzone💯💯💯🤣🤣
Bruh wtf are these comments, literally everyone just quoting the joke we all heard in the video and then getting 50k likes
@@yaohshalom what? Dude I just find lame that apparently quoting the joke in the comments is peak comedy
@@azurabbit12 lmao no i repeated the joke from the video
bots or just dumb people
@@azurabbit12 He was quoting the video dumbass. Listen to the video again.
@@PlatinumEagleStudios dumbass he was saying he already heared he was asking why repeating it
"Quote from the video." That part was so funny haha
People have no ideas for comments now
@TheLost Ari it's weird, annoying and cringey. I don't wanna sound rude but it's just hard to look at how bad comments are now
@@jigglemanscrafty Then don’t look at them instead of bitching about things that other people evidently find funny
@@jigglemanscrafty frfr, arguments are more common than original funny comments
@@jiminplsletmehit7620 Your basically saying that the people who quotes a part of a video get to have an opinion but we , the ones who find it annoying, can't have an opinion?
Peter carried the jokes this whole clip😂
Bro Peter should get the scar and crank since he is in Fortnite now😂
"I still want to know if I'm the worst person on the plane" got me-
I felt that. Oh my gosh freakin hilarious 😂
czcams.com/video/vWlvBM9Oe7M/video.html
Pilots are trained not to open the cockpit under any circumstance, even if they kill a passenger. Finally Quagmire did something right
Just wait until quagmires japanese blood activates...
@@Nizzumnutsoh hell nah 💀
Facts.
@@NizzumnutsQuagmire be like: Sokoku no tame ni, sokoku no tame ni…KAMIKAZE!!!
That's a lot of psychological pressure on the pilot damn •_•
Your content’s fire🔥 I need some pointers🔥🔥
Last guy picked for dodgeball, first guy picked for human shield got me rolling on the floor😂😂😂
Best line family guy ever made: “hmm, page 100” 🧐 😂😂😂
Uhh bot?
No it isn’t lil bro💀💀
I didn't get this part, can you explain please?
That's ACTUALLY A MOVIE
@@usacycling5949bro is so stupid he had to translate english to English… 💀
The fact that Peter’s chin is shaped like that gets me every time
Lmao
So his balls gets u Evey time 😂
Damn you seriously saying you laugh everytime you see a picture of Peter Griffin?... Because I do too, it's a serious medical condition.
An episode when he rubbing his chin and say "what are this doing up here"
@@thepak7039 LMAO
That “Ok” was wild😂😂😂
"That was quick" 💀💀
I didn’t get the “nobody try to get smart” joke until the second time I watched it in ages and I hate my fucking humour now😂
Why do you hate your fucking humour?
Can you explain me bro
@@sarangsingh5609 when the Russian guy said don't try to get smart, Peter then started reading which is equivalent to studying which is equivalent to being smart. yeah
@@andresvallester4065 that's not difficult to understand and it's definitely not a wierd joke, idk why you hate your humor
@@aaveey you completely misunderstood me, I was joking about the comment because there's nothing wrong about the joke in the vid which makes you hate your humor. ye
I never realized how weird it is that Peter wears green pants. Like, in a cartoon, it's fine but imagine some random middle aged guy walking around in bright green trousers.
Didn't you know, he's a clown
But he is extra fat,fatso ppl always wear weird tbf
@@mehmehmeh3665 kinda fucked up to say that
@@mehmehmeh3665 Tf? I'm fat but damn. I don't get much of a choice since it appears Walmart and other places that sell clothes seem to think we love floral patterns and spots and stripes. 🙄
@@gyrozeppeli4862 but isn't it ultimately the truth,because it is
"Oh great, last guy chose for dodgeball and first for human shield"
💀💀💀💀
"Just be happy with what u have don't envy people"got me dying 💀💀💀
Peter was on his bullshit in this episode 😂
bro picked the worst time to pull off all the shenanigans he had left in reserve 😂
@@hush-615LMAO
"you fat guy! Get up here!" I can't believe they got Nikolai's voice actor for this episode
That's sick, I can hear it aswell
Cod Nikolai?
@@zyagard8962 yes, Zombies Nikolai. You can legit hear it.
@@beoeve k
@@beoeve sounds like primis Nikolai
Quagmire the real one fr
“Aww nice, last guy picked for dodgeball and first guy as human shield,” got me
“Don’t open it quagmire it’s not worth it!”
Quagmire:”okay”
Quagmire’s brain: bitch I was never gonna open it to begin with.
True
Omg true 😂😂😂
#thefuckingjoke
Hahahaha epic part!!!
@@matthewgarrett1996 at least he added to it
"Cleveland just be happy with what you have don't envy people" hahahahah
Bro is the dodgeball😂
“Hmm page 100” got me lying on the floor 😂
Look, peter's still alive at the end. It just shows how effective he is as a human shield! wait no-
well said!
Finally an original comment that isn't just writing the same joke and saying "omg it's so funny" 😂
"It's not worth it"
"Okay"
😂😂
Wow it's almost like everyone can hear him. You really didn't have to comment this
"Fat guy get up here" got me rolling💀
“Oh great last guy picked for dodgeball but first guy for human shield” got me on the floor
"Nobody try to get smart"
Peter: *gets smart*
S-15 E-10, You welcome
My man
Thanks 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤👍👍👍👍
THANK YOU
Series name?
♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
"I FEEL LIKE BIG EAGLE!!!!"
Though Nikolai did not like those launch pads, feeling like big eagle almost made throwing up worth it.
"Just be happy with what you have" 😂
"Last guy picked for dodgeball and first guy as a meat shield " was too relatable. i cried
"Last guy on dodgeball and First guy for human shield"
LMFAO IT HAD ME DYING
lolll
Dont get it ):
“Don’t envy people” part literally gets me.
Went to watch this episode after seeing this. S15E10 if you’re wondering.
The name of movie pls
MVP!👌👊👊
"The second thing. 😞"
🤣🤣🤣
“Because America is supporting the other side of my country’s civil war”
Do you even have an idea how little it narrows it down?
Oof Syria Libya depends on the Premier of the episode and Ukraine cause the neo nazis that hate Muslims also Burma or Myanmar I'm not saying all of these country's have America is supporting the other side of the civil wars just all of these nations are in a civil war I guess alot of choices (sorry for my bad English I'm Egyptian)
Yup
It’s Serbs
*breathes in*
@@constantinethegreat2952 Serbian civil war never heard of that
Bruh Peter can never be nervous in any situation even if it means his own life
That's cause he'll be fine by the next episode.
The magic of taking antidepressants for decades, I guess? The dude is literary incapable of feeling anything
"Dont move or your dead"
Me who forgot to thaw the turkey: 🕺
"Last guy picked for Dodgeball first guy for human shield" is so funny
No zooms and no cuts. Amazing!
Kinda forgot Quagmire is a pilot until Peter talked to him
Peter is literally so calm
💀💀💀
For those wondering the name of the show is American Dad
No. Family Guy
“Last guy picked for dodgeball, first guy picked for a human shield” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
justice for big boned 😂
This aged way to well
Except it’s not a civil war but yeah
Too*;)
@@XplicitTruth444 (;
@@StrangePerson69 21 year delayed civil war then?
@@StrangePerson69 I mean to one side it technically is 😭
"Cleveland, just be happy with what you have, don't envy people" 💀
“Nice last guy picked for dodgeball,first guy picked for human sheild
That dude said “ok” so fast 😭🤣
Thank you for all the likes!!🤯🤯
Yes, we know, we were watching
love how this guy only allows stupid people in this comment. wait.
@@unofficial_slash4541 bro stfu just stop commenting that
shit killed me lmao
"that dude"
Nikolai from Cod zombies turned into this because of vodka
No because of a lack of vodka
bro had enough of his wives
The comment I’ve been looking for
No Russian
@@Mohg_Lord_of_Blood_666ну привет 🤝
the last sentence bro caught me off guard 💀💀
😑
“Don’t open it quagmire it’s not worth it”
Quagmire: “okay”
💀🤣
Knowing Quagmire as the pilot, he wouldn’t allow men on the plane other than himself.
FINALLY NOT A GEN Z ASMR HALF SCREEN FAMILY GUY SHORT
Gen Alpha* but yes.
That "hmm page 100 hmm"😂
Peter tries to get smart for the first time in the show 😂😂
“Okay!”
The most uncomplex response I heard from someone’s mouth
Nikolai thought he was sneaky eh 🤣
Nikolai? I thought his name was Smirnoffvodkacommunistguy
@@XplicitTruth444 same voice actor as nikolai from cod zombies
whats tf Niko Bellic doing here💀
“Don’t envy people” lmao