"In case of Emergency...."

There's a video of some kid showing his readiness to deal with a gunman thanks to his sword... no, his TWO swords!
That got me wondering, what do I have close to hand, in case of an emergency?
(Here you go, Thomas)

[@freeteslaplz]

if it only had Lazer eyes..... lol

[@Etaukan]

How do you know she doesn't?
(^_^)

[@freeteslaplz]

Etaukan you just blew my mind