God, please not Earth
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BET!
I eat caca
"God, please not Russia or Ukraine"
"Hey doc, where am I?"
*CRIMEA*
Crimea is Ukraine, not russian
@@L-4-S Crimea is Russia)
Donbas would be a worse choice
@@bennibutter7566 Russia illegally occupied Crimea from a sovereign Nation
@@bennibutter7566 crimea got annexed by russia in 2014 it used to belong to ukraine
“God please, big city and rich family”
“Hello doctor, where am I?”
- MANHATTAN
- “oh yeah, in which building am I now?”
- TWIN TOWERS, 11th Septemper 2001
Bruh
Dun dun dunnnnn
Next thing u know, 9/11
@@mxmvoe 22 seconds ago
lmao.
Neutral ending: you get to fight, eventually establish peace. On Pandora with the humans from earth
The Pandora's box !😄
In Panzer Dragoons video games ! (Saturn)
In Saint Seiya. 😍 (Knights of the Zodiac)
I would like the opposite like I've first ask. Damn the problem is the earthian hoomans on Pandora. They are even not able to honour the kief.... stucked in hell by the SNCF.
Good ending: everyone dies
Peace?? With humans 😆 bruh our species put ourselves first no matter what!! Even between us there are people who put them as first based on various category lol
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"God, please not earth"
"Hello doc, where am I?"
"Sun-"
Boy that cant be good for my skin
The real question is how tf did the mother and doctor survive???
@@ZEEQ657 mother and doctor are actually the cameramen
@@ZEEQ657 they're not human
--------- moment
"God, please not Earth"
"Doctor, where am I?"
" *Kepler 22b* "
👽👾
Ah yes. I thought everyone forgot about that planet
Special beam canon👽☄
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB I won’t, Don’t worry ☺️
Bingus bintit 👽
"God, Please not Earth!"
"Hello doctor, Where am I?"
"Titan kid!"
"Your good name sir?"
"Thanos"
*Gulps*
That's actually preferable, cuz you at least have 50% chance of survival
@@theangrywig3905 not if your death is necessesary component of even killing those 50%. Then your strong willed daddy is gonna 100% kill you to get that juicy gauntlet.
Titan got destroyed :/
@@rjofusetsudzin8011 still
@@carl_1811 nah bro it's fine, he got sent to Earth by his parents and fights a green slug man. Wait wrong show
“God, please not South Korea”
*is born*
“Hello doctor where am i?”
“North Korea”
Well at least it's worth it
Honestly anybody born in North Korea actually took a massive L
Bad ending: kid died by starvation and punishment and get executed
@@fieldmarshal6774 so, he die of starvation and then they execute him?
@@craimaxblack hey it's true north Korea military love execute people who
Nobody:
Humans: *Everything that is weird we will kill it*
Heck Human will hate anything that didn't look like them, even over a different skin tone.
@@habibpines this is one of the best replies i saw today
@@emz3629 yes I agree
actually the truth is the humans are on the right, all went wrong thx to some guy simping for an alien
@@freshfrozen7612 tbh, we were still an invasive species there, at the end of the day, at least their ecosystem was saved
"God, please not UK or Ireland"
"Hello doc, where am i?"
"Youre in... Northern Ireland!"
That’s UK
@@brazilianpanda4691 That's the joke
@@brazilianpanda4691 u really got the joks
@@brazilianpanda4691 it's Ireland
Jajaja espero sea una broma lo de no querer nacer en esos paises 🥲
"God, please not Earth"
"Doc, where am i?"
Doc: *Vortigaunt sounds*
*steel crowbar knocks everyone out*
Haha, I'm gonna be enslaved by the combine
"Proceeds to get enslaved by the nihilanth"
*Sounds of Voltigaunt* : Welcome to Xen small! The good thing is that we are now free since Nihilant is dead, the bad thing is that we are being invaded and we are about to escape to earth to be safe.
*On Earth*
Voltigaunt: It seems that this dimension will end up as small Xen, it will be better to hide until the Man in the Orange Suit returns.
"GALALANGA"
“God I want to be in the Anime world”
“Why Am I in Van with a guy licking ice cream”
From which anime is it from? Death Note idk?
@@astrielle446 Boku no Picu
NOOOO YOU DID NOT JUST- NOOOOOO
At least not berserk
@@kyvilfongkot6372 💀
"God, please not Afghanistan or Pakistan"
"Hello Doc, where am I?"
*B A L O C H I S T A N*
*Khyber Pakhtunkhwa
Balochistan is in pakistan jnnit
@@trevorkarkoroff1621 yeah
India*
@@trevorkarkoroff1621 there is a nationalist/seperatist movement there. So idk
"God.... Pls not earth"
"Where am I?"
*Mars*
"Rip and tear it is."
*loads Shotgun*
*doom music kicks in*
"God, please not Earth."
"Hello doc, where am I."
Doc: "Welcome to Belka!"
*skies start speaking latin*
BAHAHHAA LMAOOOOO
Were in Belka 1995 June 6 near the waldreich mountains
belka means log in polish
Now you get to learn sorcery!
Must suck to be a na'vi. Everyone starts screaming because you step on a piece of grass.
Im your 70 likes and I will commit tax fraud if I hit 60 subs
Someone didn't get the movie lol
@@EmyN we all know, its probably 'bout not trowing plastic into oceans or something, maybe it could also be a comentary on modern liberal capitalism and how it is not sustainable in a long run because resources on Earth are finite, also taking land from native people is bad because they are as much people as we are...
Happy?
"God please Eastern Europe"
"Hello doc where am i?"
Breen : Welcome! Welcome to city 17
You have chosen, or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers.
Bro really. I make content but you want to get to 100k subs without doing anything
Edit: Think before self-promote. Think if people accept it.
As a Ukrainian, I approve this meme
"God, please not Earth"
"Doctor, where am I?"
*"T I T A N"*
“God, please not Earth”
“Hello doctor, where am I?”
“Wha- a talking baby?”
“Yeah shush. Where am I?”
“Earth”
“wait that’s not how the meme works-”
Best même for me or my ? Et puis mince
@@Yayal_l0l Ah, un français qui a renoncé à la connerie de parler anglais
@@iceace4277 xd
"God, please not earth"
"Doctor, where am I?"
"Planet 4546B"
*reaper leviathan roars in the background*
Why reapers? Maybe something better.... Adult ghost LeviathanS
@@craftergaming392 That would be scary as well, but for me personally, I have an irrational fear of reapers. Im honestly not really scared of ghosties
@@cheese5015 for me it's same, my first encounter was near Aurora(with reaper on the start of Aurora), this pirate wasn't on his normal patrol lmfao
"God please not earth"
"God where am I?"
Spacemarine: "the light of the Emperor illuminates the holy Terra!"
You really need to be blessed by the emperor to be born in the safest planet in galaxy
It's not Earth. He can't complain.
Earth has decided to "colonize" it though
@@carteradams43 but it still doesn't change the fact it ISN'T Earth though
"God please not earth"
"Hello doctor where am i?"
"Planet Vegeta"
"..."
This is legit the first Avatar meme I've seen in my life. So weird how one of the most succesful movies in the box office had almost no impact on pop cultue.
I can’t even bring this movie up at all without people going “omg the last air bender??? Me to!” 🧍 I love avatar, but for some reason people just forgot it ever existed
@@ero_dynamic_dominion5669 cos atla was better but still
Avatar didn't really have any meme material which is probably why people never made memes about it. That. And the fact that Avatar took a long time to get relevant. It's been ages since the first movie.
@@Vampire_Bat-
The only others I've seen are the ones of the naavi guy falling to his death
Um actually south park did it once and that was enough lmfao
Scientists: We are not alone
Aliens:
"God, please not earth"
"hello doc, where am I?
"Alderaan"
"cool nice planet! what year is it?"
"0 BBY"
"what does BBY mea-"
"God,please not Alderaan."
"Hello doc,where am I?"
*(Silence,only rain and ocean noises)*
"The empire has ordered the cloning facility in to a halt."
"Uhh doc?"
God please not alderaan
Hello doctor where am i?
Jedha
"God, please anime world."
"Hello doctor, where am I?"
" *SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO* "
“God, please, not Latvia or Finland!”
‘Hello, doc! Where am I?’
*E S T O N I A*
"God, please not Asia or Europe"
"Hey doc, where am I?"
ISTANBUL
Ural mountains also??
_"God, please not Earth."_
_"God, where am I?"_
*_"You ain't survive"_*
- God please not Earth
- Doctor, where am i?
- *Earth's core*
"God, please not Earth"
"Doc, where am I?"
"Alderaan"
"Commence primary Ignition"
Boom
I was 100% Sure that God was gonna say something like "you are in Uranus"
"God, please not India or Pakistan"
"Hello doctor, where am I? "
Afghanistan🇦🇫
Holy shit that’s even worse
@@FireyHDYTPlayz YUP
@Harry Pinerorre 10 out of 10 bravo 👏
@Harry Pinerorre are u still living under rock dude grow up
Let's hope that newborn isn't a girl
earth is life
You going to wales my friend
I agree this planet is literally the best
@@waynebais1783 yeah earth is best for everyone and kids
Earth is pay to win place
@@stinky7278 and gods
“God, please not Earth.”
“Hello sir where am I?”
“Welcome to Reach kid… hey does anyone else see purple space ships outside?”
"God, please not Earth OR Pandora."
"Doctor, where am I?"
"NABOO."
Better than Tatooine
Star Wars moments🗿👍
The fact that in the real movie the characters look ugly, and the baby is like that here, 100% accurate
"Doc, where am I?"
"CADIA STANDS!!!!! AAAAHHH!!!!!"
THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID!
For the emperor charge!!!!!!!!!!
0:21 I like how she's still alive after the explosion
''God, please on JoJo or Dragon ball''
''Doc, where am i''
*cries while guts theme plays*
"God, please no USA, China or India"
"Doctor, where am I?"
"I'm a scientist first of all, and you're in Area 51"
It should be Russia but this is okay🗿👍
“God, please not earth”
“Hello doctor, Where am I?”
“Alderaan”
“Oh, that’s a nice place, what year is it?”
“0 BBY”
"God, please not Earth"
"Hello doctor, where am I?
"Krypto-"
*everything explodes*
"God, please Japan"
"Doctor where am I?"
"(somewhere--), japan"
"What's my name?"
"Minoru Mineta"
*cries*
What is that
@@Neptunear man idek what the point of that comment was
"God, please not NYC"
"Doc, where the hell am i ?"
"N E W J E R S E Y "
Shit!
As a Marsian, I can confirm this is how my friend was born.
*After the xenos get mercilessly slaughtered.*
Immaterium: “Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border? Walked right into that imperial ambush, like us and that thief over there.”
"god, please not earth"
"hallo doc, where am i?"
*"BEKASI"*
Anjengggg
Kampret
Buset
awoakwoakwok
“God, please not Cambodia…
Doc, where am I?”
Doc: “You are in Czechoslovakia!”
*Whew, you almost gave me a heart attack*
But, but Czechoslovakia doesn't exists anymore🧍♀️
@Dana Turinova
The baby was born in the past
@@michellegong1626 or in future and his father used force, murdering, violence and lawlessness to create new Czechoslovakia Empire on the ruins of Kansas... You are not in Kansas anymore. You are on Pand... oh i mean Czechoslovakia...
1938
“God, please not Earth!”
“Hello doctor! What’s your name and where am I?”
“Oh hello little one, I’m Baizhu, this is Teyvat, you’re in Liyue!”
Genshin moments🗿👍
~"God, please not earth"
~"Hello doctor, where I am?"
-"Krypton"
~"Yeah, I'm going to be a super-"
**Instantly incinerates with the sun**
“God, please not earth”
“Hello doctor, where am i?”
“Uranus”
“Wait WHAT-“
One word to describe this
Lmao
the kid got what he wanted 😂
“God, please not earth”
“Doc, where am i?”
Doc: hurry up and grow up so we can recruit you for the next alien invasion
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB no shit sherlock
There's no place in this universe you can peacefully live
Avatar 2 looking pretty good so far 🔥
"God, please not earth"
"Doctor, where am i?"
"Were in Alderaan, my child-"
*Death Star Beam*
"God, please Afghanistan"
"Doc, where am I?"
"Afghanistan"
"Date?"
"15th August, 2021"
- God please not Earth
-Ok
-Where I am?
-Kripton
"God, Please not earth..."
(later)
"Hello Doc, where am i?"
"YER ON ALDERAAN"
"Oh cool! Im in star wa-"
0:15 Nice 🍰
But....
I Want *10's* of *THOUSANDS* 😩
"God, please, not Earth!"
"Doc, where am I?"
"Krosmoz"
*Wakfu intensifies*
"God, please not Africa or Egypt"
"Doc, where am I?"
*C H I N A*
"God, please let me be in an anime world"
"Hello doctor where am I?"
"Shiganshina district, 845"
"God, please not earth"
"Where am I?"
"aaaawubadugh"
"Wort Wort Wort"
"God, please not Earth"
"God, Where I am?"
-You are in Kolt
*Enjoying Freezing*
Is holt
0:15 Nice 🎂
But...
I Want *THOUSANDS* 😩
"God please, Roman Empire"
"Hello doctor, where am I?”
"Italy"
Imagine being an alien, living on a planet, and thinking that because you and your community lived there you somehow own that planet lmao. Nope, it belongs to humanity.
HUMANITY OWNS EVERYTHING
DON'T BELIEVE REBEL LIES
YES
0:16 avatar sucks. This is a relatable meme
"God please not mexico"
"where am I?"
Some merchant: Tacos tacos🌮
-Where I’m I??
You are at Reach my son!
- Oh! Sh...
“God Please Not Earth”
“God Where Am I “
“Son Your Name is Thor And You’re On Asguard “
"God, please not Earth"
"God where am I? "
"ALDEERAN, 0 BY"
"may the force be with you" :)
"Hey is that the moo-"
*planet fucking dies*
damn the editing was better than the actual movie
“God, please not earth”
“God, where am i?”
God: KRANKENHAUS!!!
"You're in Viltrum, Fight for your life!"
"God please not the US or Spain"
"Doctor where am I?"
*PUERTO RICO*
"god please not a 3 dimensional plane of existence"
"Doc where am i?"
@@theJolt Your in a 1 dimensional plane of existence
God, please, not univerce C-137.
Me: "God, please not earth"
Me after birth: "Hello doc, where am I?"
Doctor: "Namek"
"God, please not africa or middle east"
"Doc, where am I?"
PHILIPPINES
"Oh hey doctor. I am on earth?"
"No"
"Oh what planet is it?"
"Cadia and we are currently under the siege of chaos"
Cadia broke before the guard did
-God Please not Earth!
-Were am I?
-Crypton
-Dad why are you putting me in a space capsule?
God, please not Earth
"Doc, where am I?"
*Clone Troopers barges in*
"God please not Israel
Hello doctor, where am i?
"Doc Syria
"God, Please not Earth"
"Hello Sir, where am i?"
"Why are we surrounded by eggs?"
"God, please anime world"
"Wait, why am I green"
Green Dolphin Street Prison/Florida
2011 📍
"God please not earth"
Baby: god where am i
God: bogos binted
Whenever we life.. we should be thankful to God..
God gave us a lot, so don't forget to pray and thankful to God :)
Elon Musk: hi welcome to Mars
"god please not egypt or sudan"
"yo doc where am i"
"bir tawil"
"God please not Sudan or the Central African Republic"
"Doctor, where am I?"
*LIBYA*
*Reminder: God is not responsible for any injuries/deaths following the fulfillment of a proposed wish*
So he isn't omnipotent?
@prasaite
No, he’s just lazy and undedicated past that point
Keep up the good work, very talented
I was waiting for this one
LOL It's not "Earth".
Welcome to reach rookie, * proceeds to get glassed by a super carrier*
"God please not earth"
"Doctor who am i?"
Doctor: Neptune
*baby dies*