5 awkward moments at the Facebook hearing

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  • čas přidán 9. 04. 2018
  • There were some awkward pauses and a few laughs when Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg testified before 44 senators in a hearing on data privacy. Subscribe to The Washington Post on CZcams: bit.ly/2qiJ4dy
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  • @steveholy341
    @steveholy341 Před 5 lety +23059

    When you try to explain to your parents why you cannot pause in an online game

  • @melody_florum
    @melody_florum Před 5 lety +15747

    Senator: when I tell my computer to sleep does it dream
    Mark: w h a t

    • @Orangecatty
      @Orangecatty Před 4 lety +177

      This made me giggle pretty hard out of nowhere lol

    • @mcexotics6738
      @mcexotics6738 Před 4 lety +53

      @@blockbreaker8839 hahaha that would be hilarious if he did tho. Honestly surprised they didnt' ask something similar.

    • @rkrkrkrkrk111
      @rkrkrkrkrk111 Před 4 lety +5

      Orangecatty ok booooomer

    • @ledezmacinema6675
      @ledezmacinema6675 Před 4 lety +5

      If I read the comment do I read it +?

    • @Lasurius
      @Lasurius Před 4 lety +4

      I'm crying! :D

  • @chasing_cars6590
    @chasing_cars6590 Před 4 lety +4296

    Mark is playing the toughest level in the game of "You laugh,you lose".

    • @_kage_
      @_kage_ Před 3 lety +42

      Underrated comment

    • @arunk5895
      @arunk5895 Před 2 lety +46

      @@_kage_ Not really, this exact comment is on every single Zucc/Sundar Vs Congress video. Defo overrated to oblivion

    • @_kage_
      @_kage_ Před 2 lety +6

      @@arunk5895 first time seeing it.

    • @saulgoodman1827
      @saulgoodman1827 Před 2 lety +5

      @@_kage_ hes right i keep seeing comments like these too

    • @shehrozkhawaja6571
      @shehrozkhawaja6571 Před 2 lety

      So true!

  • @calvincoolidge7421
    @calvincoolidge7421 Před 4 lety +5783

    Saying “Your user agreement sucks” to a billion dollar company lol

    • @Legend-gv2nx
      @Legend-gv2nx Před 3 lety +285

      It does suck

    • @MBSP-gz5rq
      @MBSP-gz5rq Před 3 lety +85

      It sucksss

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill Před 3 lety +84

      and what was his question? I mean if he don't like hte user agreement, he can send a complaint just like everyone else.

    • @zuzukyd
      @zuzukyd Před 3 lety +24

      It is worst to ignore the fact that their user agreement sucks mr.

    • @ZoeylaRose
      @ZoeylaRose Před 3 lety +22

      @@kinagrill i mean he could just not agree ^^

  • @charonder
    @charonder Před 6 lety +3849

    How this guy look 12 and 30 and an elf all in one

  • @bluecheese5599
    @bluecheese5599 Před 6 lety +2700

    idk senator im just a lizard

  • @Ak-lv6qz
    @Ak-lv6qz Před 4 lety +3632

    Imagine Mark saying: can i talk to some that actually unterstand what im talking about

    • @jackhenderson2562
      @jackhenderson2562 Před 4 lety +66

      He probably should have, actually nvm they’d prob throw a hissy fit and be assholes

    • @E123noman
      @E123noman Před 4 lety +26

      Yhea but they would understand what hes doing too so kind of a double edge sword

    • @artemis6005
      @artemis6005 Před 3 lety

      🤣Lol🤣

    • @rizalpambudi4883
      @rizalpambudi4883 Před 3 lety +10

      Tony Stark has entered the chat

    • @vignesh.n7744
      @vignesh.n7744 Před 3 lety +5

      He sounds like Elon musk on interview with Jack Ma

  • @strelokand7306
    @strelokand7306 Před 4 lety +5287

    Alternative title: Zuckerberg gets bullied by old people.

    • @No_name.0103
      @No_name.0103 Před 4 lety +17

      Lol

    • @joaoalves1804
      @joaoalves1804 Před 4 lety +60

      True story sure he went to cry on his milionare house afterwards damn it xD

    • @knorkys3281
      @knorkys3281 Před 4 lety +18

      @@joaoalves1804 the important part is that he cried on the house and not in it because he Build a billion dollar House around his million dollar House.

    • @joaoalves1804
      @joaoalves1804 Před 4 lety +17

      @@knorkys3281 So he built a house, inside another house? what version of sims is he on ? damn

    • @elisendadomenjo3223
      @elisendadomenjo3223 Před 3 lety +3

      Hes gonna go cry in his limo

  • @matthewterlouw
    @matthewterlouw Před 6 lety +5859

    The blonde woman behind him looks like Nicolas Cage

  • @SebAnders
    @SebAnders Před 6 lety +5261

    "Blink... If you're not a lamp"

  • @ahmadaliisah8597
    @ahmadaliisah8597 Před 4 lety +2257

    Imagine these people ruling a country
    Oh wait...

    • @muahmichelle
      @muahmichelle Před 4 lety +12

      Ahmad Ali right !! They’re so stupid

    • @nail181
      @nail181 Před 4 lety +95

      Mar T They’re not stupid just out of touch. We need younger people. Congress does not accurately represent the majority of The American people.

    • @leesteal4458
      @leesteal4458 Před 4 lety

      Lol

    • @daunahaze1725
      @daunahaze1725 Před 4 lety +1

      Hi

    • @sucroseboy4940
      @sucroseboy4940 Před 3 lety +10

      They’re a lot better then a vast majority of Americans are at that job. And besides it’s not like those few people run the country alone. That said America is kinda fucked compared to most other developed countries. And that’s both it’s government but also the people

  • @YZ450f24
    @YZ450f24 Před 4 lety +241

    These are the kinds of people if you told them the internet was closed on the weekend they would believe you

    • @edp3202
      @edp3202 Před rokem +1

      Yes! Will open at 8am on Monday

  • @nolives
    @nolives Před 6 lety +3645

    "I wanna make sure im not releasing anything confedential"
    Irony at its finest.

    • @MikeRe
      @MikeRe Před 6 lety +12

      Rob Banx THANK YOU

    • @ZilveriCosas
      @ZilveriCosas Před 6 lety +213

      But you agreed to Facebook they can use your data, so what's wrong?

    • @jessiejames7492
      @jessiejames7492 Před 6 lety +4

      ha ha....thats the damn reason hes there...!

    • @aidanmaldonado9922
      @aidanmaldonado9922 Před 6 lety +18

      BP5M well they admitted to farming data from people who didn't have accounts, so not really

    • @Bennysol
      @Bennysol Před 6 lety +20

      Dan Zeigan yep, I've never made a facebook account in my life. But anytime someone posts a group photo that I'm in and when they put the mouse over the photo my full name pops up next to me in the picture. How the fuck do they have my name and how the fuck do they match my name to me when I'm in somebodys photo? Shit pisses me off too because for years I always told people I'll be in your photo but only if you don't post it to facebook. They always thought I was being paranoid and overdramatic. Well as time went on I found out people were lying to me and posted it on Facebook anyways. And then I eventually found out that when people look at photos that I'm in, my fucking name pops up next to me.

  • @superpanda9810
    @superpanda9810 Před 6 lety +4509

    The chick behind him looks like nick cage I’m too high for this right now mannn

  • @archismanchakrabarty9752
    @archismanchakrabarty9752 Před 3 lety +483

    Government: Do you spy on citizens?
    Mark: Don't you?
    Government: Shhhh...

    • @gnosis8142
      @gnosis8142 Před 16 dny

      Like the question about the "Global Behemoth", from a US Government person.

  • @vagnersilva5465
    @vagnersilva5465 Před 4 lety +695

    These are the kind of people who'd put a ruler under their pillows to see how long they've slept
    *Ps: This comment is not original and may contain jokes already told from unknown sources*

  • @efthymiosn3381
    @efthymiosn3381 Před 4 lety +2374

    "Can you precisely explain what Internet is, cuz my grandson won't?"

    • @nathanabrogena6147
      @nathanabrogena6147 Před 4 lety +4

      @Josip can you boomer?

    • @leesteal4458
      @leesteal4458 Před 4 lety

      Lol

    • @lilclout5118
      @lilclout5118 Před 4 lety +1

      Lmao youre expecting too much from ppl. The answers to some questions sometimes the first search up result and ppl still either a) deny the fact or b) too lazy to search it up because it takes t seconds. Also tons of ppl hate the fact that the US government created ARPANET the building block of the internet for the cold war and they hate the fact that if they hate the US so much they should stop using the internet created by the US

    • @ryanmckenna9330
      @ryanmckenna9330 Před 4 lety +13

      A connection of computers and servers. These computers and servers make A N E T W O R K. this vast, multilayered network is called the “Internet.”
      Your computer communicates with these other systems using an IP address. “Internet protocol”. This IP specifies what server you are connecting to, whether it’s an email server or a html game.
      Data transferred on the internet is split into 2 parts “generally” TCP AND UDP.
      And you get this data, whatever it is, because the server sent it to you, the client, through a port.
      Those are the extreme basics.
      You’re welcome.

    • @donthetroof3958
      @donthetroof3958 Před 3 lety

      @Josip a place to catch up on everything caught in the net and just like fishing sometimes you catch some weird stuff that's about as 5th grade that I can explain it

  • @vigys9579
    @vigys9579 Před 6 lety +4472

    Congressman: "Could you kill someone?"
    Zucc: "I would never"
    Congressman: "Not would you, could you?"
    Zucc:"Technically I could"
    Congressman: "So you're a murderer"

    • @kamalkumar7978
      @kamalkumar7978 Před 6 lety +173

      Pepperoni Hufferoni this is how they forcefully trap someone.😂😂

    • @heidilynwolff7513
      @heidilynwolff7513 Před 6 lety +21

      Pepperoni Hufferoni LMAO!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @collinwadham6582
      @collinwadham6582 Před 6 lety +17

      What relevance does this question have? Dark question from a dark mind? I am not on Facebook and never have been. I do not like it. I DO like Mark Zuckerberg. He is not Facebook. There is a management team for that system. He seems to be protecting them.

    • @elizabethlucas3233
      @elizabethlucas3233 Před 6 lety +1

      hahahahaha

    • @donaldtheduck7828
      @donaldtheduck7828 Před 6 lety +6

      perfect logic

  • @jonathancoy5542
    @jonathancoy5542 Před 4 lety +850

    They need to get a younger council who actually knows how Facebook works and how no one is forced to accept the terms of service or sign up..

    • @bakersmileyface
      @bakersmileyface Před 3 lety +13

      The real issue is that even people without facebook and that haven't signed the terms of service and haven't signed up are being tracked by facebook too.
      It picks up things other people have said about you, photos friends have tagged about you, your internet history, things you've clicked on and so on and so forth. Even this video, facebook knows you've watched it.
      Even if you created an account right now, with a fake name and a fake address etc. Facebook will still know exactly who you are and recommend friends to you that you know. I don't even have facebook and have never had a 'real' account but when I created a fake one, it still recommended that I befriend my parents and friends etc.
      So the terms of service is BS. Mark Zuckerberg even admitted that they have shadow profiles. Though he said that it'd take a lot of work for someone to use a shadow profile maliciously, it doesn't mean that it's fool-proof and that's still besides the point that it's a complete invasion of privacy that nobody agreed to.

    • @Niphiz
      @Niphiz Před 3 lety +14

      @@bakersmileyface if you never agree to the user agreement, you will not get tracked by fb. youtube is in Google's domain so thats different. about the fake profile now, it tracks close by via gps proximity, and other methods, thats why it suggests relatives.

    • @bakersmileyface
      @bakersmileyface Před 3 lety +7

      @@Niphiz Shadow profiles and cookies are a lot scarier than you think.

    • @Niphiz
      @Niphiz Před 3 lety +1

      @@bakersmileyface well, I cant say its my field of expertise, but from what I know cookies are what I click,type etc

    • @bakersmileyface
      @bakersmileyface Před 3 lety +6

      @@Niphiz They also check your search history, IP address, location, other devices connected to you, your phone number, alongside various other information. And also when you agree to cookies, in all likelihood you're agreeing to share that information with various other companies and cookie vendors so that they can tailor advertisements and so on.
      Most of it is harmless, however cookies do handle a lot of your private data and information and websites don't always provide that data to sources of integrity. A lot of information does get sold to facebook this way too. Not to say facebook necessarily does anything bad with it either, it's just an invasion of privacy as far as I'm concerned. Of course you agree to cookies, so it's your own fault in this front however on pretty much every site cookies are required to use their services. This can be proven if you disable all cookies through your browser and most websites won't give you access.
      Next time you open up a website and it asks you for cookies, open up the options for the cookies and look through their cookie policy. They often tell you where you a lot about what information they're gathering and where it's going. You'll see just how many different sources are getting your information. You'll also not know of a lot of these places, so google them for some interesting results if you have the time.
      But even if you don't accept cookies, it still doesn't change the fact that facebook gathers your information through other facebook users. There's nothing you can do about that. And you will never be asked for permission for that information to be gathered and stored.

  • @lifedoom2922
    @lifedoom2922 Před 4 lety +130

    I love how he always refers to them as their profession, but in every sentence

    • @juanburgueno3274
      @juanburgueno3274 Před 3 lety +4

      It's called education

    • @anickguermonprez1304
      @anickguermonprez1304 Před rokem +4

      No it’s called stalling so to cut short the allowed time the panel has

    • @Zalk00000
      @Zalk00000 Před rokem +2

      @@anickguermonprez1304 damn, next level
      Didn't think something like that could be done lol

    • @troyjohnson2137
      @troyjohnson2137 Před 7 měsíci +1

      he has to remind himself that these are people he's supposed to respect

    • @lifedoom2922
      @lifedoom2922 Před 7 měsíci

      @@troyjohnson2137 ain't nobody ask lil bro

  • @llamallama7
    @llamallama7 Před 6 lety +4338

    Everything was awkward

    • @patbateman4202
      @patbateman4202 Před 6 lety +37

      haHAA everything in life is awkward haHAA

    • @somerandom39
      @somerandom39 Před 6 lety +1

      Pat Bateman um ok

    • @BrokenControllerGami
      @BrokenControllerGami Před 6 lety +4

      Pat Bateman this ain’t twitch chat

    • @JonathanCrossland
      @JonathanCrossland Před 6 lety +5

      I dont want to reveal private information as an excuse to being there for making other peoples data not private. Irony

    • @nader3744
      @nader3744 Před 6 lety

      no shit. title says 5 awkward moments.

  • @jameschiri1726
    @jameschiri1726 Před 6 lety +1816

    His AI is starting to malfunction.

    • @aaronhinton7601
      @aaronhinton7601 Před 6 lety +22

      Bobyozy needs an update

    • @armandosoria7993
      @armandosoria7993 Před 6 lety +47

      "Insufficient storage"

    • @durango-CODEBUILDER
      @durango-CODEBUILDER Před 6 lety +11

      Starting to? Its _been_ malfunction for years.

    • @ch1ll1add.25
      @ch1ll1add.25 Před 6 lety +5

      Bobyozy many people think that hes seating on a booster. But hes seating on a charger

    • @RochRich.
      @RochRich. Před 6 lety +3

      Bobyozy
      Like the FB apps, he gets frequent updates but nothing in them.

  • @mihirthacker9771
    @mihirthacker9771 Před 4 lety +620

    *This guy seems intelligent he should make a website or something*

    • @nevikgnehz368
      @nevikgnehz368 Před 4 lety +19

      Yea he should make a facebook or something.

    • @yoyo-dw3dc
      @yoyo-dw3dc Před 4 lety +12

      Original

    • @ashgood7368
      @ashgood7368 Před 4 lety

      Yeah he should

    • @gautamkelkar2132
      @gautamkelkar2132 Před 3 lety +7

      And then how about buy all the other competitors

    • @mk3a
      @mk3a Před 3 lety +5

      He should allegedly steal the idea from 2 other students

  • @alfredjustindumalagan
    @alfredjustindumalagan Před 4 lety +54

    He’s like a Tech Support for them😂

    • @jamesbraun9842
      @jamesbraun9842 Před 2 lety

      Except Kennedy because he knows the user agreement sucks.

  • @product_parade_
    @product_parade_ Před 6 lety +4916

    Mark is dealing with people who have never used the internet... Must be frustrating

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 Před 6 lety +99

      Zuckerberg stole his classmates idea, started Facebook using his roommate's funds, then kicked his roommate out of the company and paid off his classmates, then dropped out of university. I think it's clearly obvious who really "understands" technology and who is a fucking poser that got lucky with his stolen website idea.

    • @product_parade_
      @product_parade_ Před 6 lety +144

      Ujjwal Uniyal haha you believe that? No idiot could get as far as he has. If others were really the brains they could have rebuilt and beaten him. Bottom line is he is a winner. He will keep winning.

    • @Britishwolf89
      @Britishwolf89 Před 6 lety +48

      They may not understand the internet, but they do understand that private information should remain private in any format and not sold to the highest bidder. There's no excuse, pointing out their flaws doesn't lessen the arguement at all as their knowledge of the internet isn't required or even relevant.

    • @product_parade_
      @product_parade_ Před 6 lety +8

      Snake I see where you're coming from and that can seem annoying and scary if your information is sold to the highest bidder. It is still your choice what you out on FB so you could choose not to post... This is also great for small business. They don't have to spend millions of dollars trying to Target the few niche customers. They can spend less and know they are targeting the right people. It's good for business and for the people overall.

    • @hector3810
      @hector3810 Před 6 lety +6

      Snake The Government could care less about our privacy. They do sneaky shit all the time.

  • @samueltew8348
    @samueltew8348 Před 6 lety +670

    he responded like alexa

  • @loganjenkins7499
    @loganjenkins7499 Před 4 lety +159

    No one:
    Zuckerberg: *sEnAtOr*

  • @thetromsky
    @thetromsky Před 4 lety +45

    "Stanford Analytica..."
    "..."
    "..."
    "..."

  • @KpR0dS
    @KpR0dS Před 6 lety +5708

    They're asking all the wrong questions, they should be asking whether Zucc is a lizard, a robot, or an alien. Then you'd see how sweaty Zucc would get.

    • @dec4dec
      @dec4dec Před 6 lety +151

      Catota he can’t sweat

    • @KpR0dS
      @KpR0dS Před 6 lety +109

      DA_Playz liquid leak?

    • @dec4dec
      @dec4dec Před 6 lety +37

      Catota more likely

    • @comradeivan3903
      @comradeivan3903 Před 6 lety +140

      The technicians are currently working to improve his coolant system, to reduce leaks, especially in front of the Senate.

    • @trevortractor
      @trevortractor Před 6 lety +5

      Just a vampire.

  • @neiv10
    @neiv10 Před 6 lety +2147

    This is the video definition of *generation gap*

    • @alexjones742
      @alexjones742 Před 6 lety +3

      neiv10 not really

    • @neiv10
      @neiv10 Před 6 lety +5

      Rammbock get zucc’d!!

    • @Artaxerxes.
      @Artaxerxes. Před 6 lety +8

      Sheikh Shafayat
      I don't need that shit coming from a guy who can't spell senator

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete Před 6 lety

      Sheikh Shafayat senators*

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete Před 6 lety

      Sheikh Shafayat edit the comment

  • @Gumplayer2
    @Gumplayer2 Před 3 lety +69

    Senator: Mark, just tell me "yes" or "no"
    Mark: Senator, what do you mean?
    Senator: just "yes" or "no"
    Mark: ohh, ok, then no.
    Senator: No Mark, you should say "Yes"!

  • @30tabletteralvedon34
    @30tabletteralvedon34 Před 4 lety +100

    first guy has probably never touched a computer. he looks like he is dieing

  • @robertventura2177
    @robertventura2177 Před 6 lety +924

    Well, looks like it's time for the "Social Network 2".

    • @GantzIsSloppy
      @GantzIsSloppy Před 6 lety +6

      YOU BETTER LAWYER UP...oops too later for that

    • @LawF250
      @LawF250 Před 6 lety +2

      Back to MySpace.

    • @donjtrump
      @donjtrump Před 6 lety +2

      Lmao spider man comes back for THE WHOLE THING

    • @badrikhadka7430
      @badrikhadka7430 Před 6 lety

      Robmeister czcams.com/video/m45c_rYHKJE/video.html

    • @lennartelbin4259
      @lennartelbin4259 Před 6 lety +1

      Robmeister More like 'The Social Network: Resurgence'

  • @northsideloco1349
    @northsideloco1349 Před 6 lety +719

    He answers like Siri

    • @DucLe-qv3dp
      @DucLe-qv3dp Před 6 lety +1

      Northside Loco she thinks you cheating

    • @dimly2002
      @dimly2002 Před 4 lety +10

      I can’t imagine myself,being smart,having to answer questions on the spot by well known politicians (assuming) and being recorded whilst having an articulate and deliberate answer lmao

    • @luisma2548
      @luisma2548 Před 4 lety +1

      he is siri

    • @xoboi2711
      @xoboi2711 Před 4 lety +2

      he’s a bot

    • @bigmanbigman2544
      @bigmanbigman2544 Před 4 lety

      XO boi a rich bot

  • @thestopgobber8631
    @thestopgobber8631 Před 4 lety +48

    Being drunk makes watching this so much more entertaining... idk about anyone else but this is so fun to watch

  • @iceseic
    @iceseic Před 4 lety +54

    Mark:
    Senator: *Swahili*

  • @beanman1760
    @beanman1760 Před 6 lety +724

    The awkward thing is that they talked to a lizard for hours on end without noticing.

  • @vanji611
    @vanji611 Před 6 lety +2995

    I get a kick out of the Senator scolding Zuckerberg on his end user agreement when he is part of the Congress that is responsible for the US Income Tax Code. That tax code is currently 73,954 pages (per Google).

    • @yaj1v
      @yaj1v Před 4 lety +31

      Not the only confusing law.

    • @hydra1164
      @hydra1164 Před 4 lety +106

      Nolan Armstrong Brian is saying that it’s hypocritical that he is saying the user agreement is long and hard to read when the US Tax Income is almost 74k pages. No American reads 74k pages

    • @prerakkalla
      @prerakkalla Před 4 lety +62

      @@hydra1164 no american? I guess no sane person on this earth will sit and say "i will finish this thing off"

    • @hydra1164
      @hydra1164 Před 4 lety +41

      Prerak Kalla you right but I said American because I don’t think a U.K. resident would even look at our tax code

    • @JustH3LL_
      @JustH3LL_ Před 2 lety

      @@hydra1164 Ctrl+F comes in handy

  • @carnivoroussprite652
    @carnivoroussprite652 Před 3 lety +54

    1:47 Senator Richard J Durbin’s point was actually clever and probably one of the best moments of this system of law.

    • @pantsuslayer8631
      @pantsuslayer8631 Před 2 lety +3

      ohh! with your comment i think i understood his point, thanks

    • @AyyyC
      @AyyyC Před 2 lety +1

      Yes, love how it went right over Zuckerbergs head too

    • @minus3dbintheteens60
      @minus3dbintheteens60 Před 2 lety +1

      He said no because he isn't so stupid as to post online that he stayed in a hotel, like it's something he needs congratulations for. CZcams is the *only* social media where the content isn't just "I'm awesome, look and me and what I have/did, your garbage, FU"

  • @b1akn3ss93
    @b1akn3ss93 Před 3 lety +20

    “World war one was aweful, do you agree”?
    “Yes”
    “Well, why are we here then”

    • @water7762
      @water7762 Před 2 lety

      because we are beautiful !

  • @stulosophy
    @stulosophy Před 6 lety +2027

    A lawmaker complaining about the complexity of Facebook's user agreement. That's rich.

    • @StrangerToEarth
      @StrangerToEarth Před 6 lety +12

      Haha...snap.

    • @ishitarawat9475
      @ishitarawat9475 Před 6 lety +4

      The Drunken Philosopher 👍👍

    • @lucrichard3662
      @lucrichard3662 Před 6 lety +73

      They don't give a shit about whether or not people understand Facebook's user agreement. Congress is just putting on a show.

    • @lucrichard3662
      @lucrichard3662 Před 6 lety +10

      I'm not missing a point. If you think anyone in the US congress has concerns and wants to put Facebook on trial for sharing your private information you're beyond stupid. Congress does not give a fuck about their citizens data, they try to appropriate as much funding as possible to break into databases for their citizens data.

    • @federalwhippingboy
      @federalwhippingboy Před 6 lety +3

      Alexa Wolfheart You don't understand how the system works, perhaps. It's originally proposed by one person and then everyone tweaks it a little and when it goes through it's completely unrecognizable as what it originally was. It's seldom purposefully written to be confusing, and usually if it is it's thrown out as a ploy to trick the other senators.

  • @jemuel2315
    @jemuel2315 Před 6 lety +1550

    5 awkward moments? ONLY?! I thought the WHOLE thing was AWKWARD! 😅😂

    • @shameydaking6300
      @shameydaking6300 Před 6 lety

      The Purple One even

    • @meghnamakemusic
      @meghnamakemusic Před 6 lety +1

      True

    • @Hello-ss1tu
      @Hello-ss1tu Před 5 lety +1

      The Purple One true

    • @shrishmakaranjit3255
      @shrishmakaranjit3255 Před 5 lety +1

      The Purple One yeah I mean

    • @sonofsam9564
      @sonofsam9564 Před 5 lety

      I almost interpreted it the same way but after further review I was able to pinpoint 5 milliseconds of uninterrupted, regular, non awkward time intervals.. none of which Zuckerberg was in.

  • @ajdn2013
    @ajdn2013 Před 3 lety +16

    Senator : i have accepted those damn cookies, but ive still not been delivered
    Mark : whut!

  • @alan00864
    @alan00864 Před 3 lety +13

    The first senator Patrick J. Leahy made a special cameo in Batman the Dark Knight. He's the man who tells Joker "We're not intimidated by thugs".

  • @denachtconducteur7070
    @denachtconducteur7070 Před 6 lety +1254

    Do these people even know how wifi works xD

    • @nowonmetube
      @nowonmetube Před 5 lety +42

      Who does actually?

    • @Sweeti924
      @Sweeti924 Před 5 lety +1

      😂😂😂

    • @lawlzerderp7136
      @lawlzerderp7136 Před 5 lety +5

      @@nowonmetube I like to think I know enough about it...
      but if there was any job that I applied for involving something in-depth about Wi-Fi, I'd only be able to say "slightly more than the average person, no more"

    • @crazyphoenix5977
      @crazyphoenix5977 Před 4 lety +1

      I doubt that....

    • @liamm7958
      @liamm7958 Před 4 lety

      Dumb hahaha

  • @Arthur-Silva
    @Arthur-Silva Před 6 lety +1685

    He’s a robot.

  • @tracystar7342
    @tracystar7342 Před rokem +1

    He doesn't want to be sensored but he sensors everyone else

  • @jonahharris9466
    @jonahharris9466 Před 4 lety +13

    I feel like I’m watching the bee movie court hearing

  • @fitness208
    @fitness208 Před 6 lety +589

    Meanwhile in Hawaii, Tom from Myspace is enjoying his lifelong vacation.

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 Před 6 lety +27

      we all miss tom.....good old tom

    • @philcollins4092
      @philcollins4092 Před 6 lety +17

      T Jordan what's Myspace?

    • @ekualo08
      @ekualo08 Před 6 lety +24

      He actually is an avid photographer now. He takes some really picturesque pics from his vacationing around the world on that myspace money.

    • @AdaWongFanofc
      @AdaWongFanofc Před 6 lety +6

      Fuck Tom that peice of shit didn't secure his site and my email got hacked

    • @andrewgeier83
      @andrewgeier83 Před 6 lety +1

      Didn't Facebook buy out MySpace for like a billion dollars?

  • @gorbulas
    @gorbulas Před 6 lety +1524

    44 senators prove they are too old, mark proves he has been coached well on how to reply, .... no body learns anything

    • @com.passionatebitch
      @com.passionatebitch Před 6 lety +38

      gorbulas unfortunately, people are to busy being entertained by how much he's pressured, than to at least notice the amount of professionalism he's maintained. But that probably doesn't matter

    • @Guest-de6xm
      @Guest-de6xm Před 6 lety

      gorbulas mark Los miserably

    • @enfiestado
      @enfiestado Před 6 lety +2

      For real haha that first guy looks like he’s a fucking skeleton

    • @phayzyre1052
      @phayzyre1052 Před 6 lety

      Gorbulas, Zuckerberg created this monster called Facebook, he should be able to know how to reply. If Zuckerberg has to be "coached" then all it proves is he doesn't know shit from shoe polish!

    • @kjb223_
      @kjb223_ Před 5 lety

      gorbulas exactly

  • @znull3356
    @znull3356 Před 4 lety +32

    Jokes aside, the most interesting part of this was when Palantir was brought up. It's like if this was a mob hearing and they asked about another made man, Zucc went full omerta.

  • @JV-df9em
    @JV-df9em Před 3 lety +15

    “Now, when I cancel my Facebook, do I get my face back? Or do you keep it? Please answer the question. Secondly, how many faces do you currently store in the clouds, and where do you find room for them all?”

  • @SleepySkull1
    @SleepySkull1 Před 6 lety +934

    "Mr. Zuckerberg, What is the internet?"
    -"Waa......?" - Mark Zucc

    • @netbookeater
      @netbookeater Před 6 lety +34

      I need this on a t-shirt.

    • @kamehamegamer
      @kamehamegamer Před 6 lety +77

      "I'm not aware of that"

    • @beognis9412
      @beognis9412 Před 6 lety +6

      Just say "Look at 4chan"

    • @soulsreaper7145
      @soulsreaper7145 Před 6 lety +8

      yeah those senators really have no clue what there even trying to get at, I don't even think they really understand what facebook is

    • @Daemon1995_
      @Daemon1995_ Před 6 lety +1

      theyre clearly from the past generation

  • @manusuryan3013
    @manusuryan3013 Před 6 lety +2177

    That last guy tho.

  • @rachaeldubose4143
    @rachaeldubose4143 Před rokem +3

    Its giving the 2023 tiktok ceo meeting as well.

  • @henriettashalansky3096
    @henriettashalansky3096 Před 4 lety +13

    2:03 Dude really thought he did something there...

    • @JWPSmith21
      @JWPSmith21 Před 4 lety +6

      I mean... He kind of did... I just don't think he realized that he did... Zuck wouldn't feel comfortable with people having open access to his data, and personal information, because there's no telling what harm they might do, or how they might "target" him. Just as Cambridge Data Analytica had done to FB users, because Facebook didn't protect its user's data or how they might be targeted from mass analytic extractions. He was so close to making a good point, but didn't quite get there.

    • @MachineManGabb
      @MachineManGabb Před 4 lety +1

      @@JWPSmith21 second on this

  • @rickyrichard3972
    @rickyrichard3972 Před 6 lety +920

    Zuckerberg looks like he's aged 10 years in 2 weeks!

    • @KellerCRD
      @KellerCRD Před 6 lety +34

      You saw him 2 weeks ago?

    • @lucacastelli9612
      @lucacastelli9612 Před 6 lety +4

      Never thought about how many hours he would have spent with experts of communication, carisma, and body language? He is "alone" against the whole american congress

    • @RubyJamez
      @RubyJamez Před 6 lety +8

      Well yea, I get frustrated after 15 min of introducing grandma to Skype, and this men had to explain all internet to a dozen of elders for several days, I am surprised he didn't just flipp that table in despair

    • @thewiz412
      @thewiz412 Před 6 lety

      Prescription pills

    • @TM-pj7yu
      @TM-pj7yu Před 6 lety

      And awkwardly pale. His posts show a pinkish, boy charm, here he appears stressed and ghastly.

  • @onee
    @onee Před 6 lety +442

    It's not "awkward". His lawyers just told him to STFU and deny everything.

  • @dhruvyeah
    @dhruvyeah Před 9 měsíci +1

    This type of comedy shows should be held everyweek.

  • @iluvmyswamp7948
    @iluvmyswamp7948 Před 4 lety +13

    They dug out the first guy from his grave just for this.

  • @msavic88
    @msavic88 Před 6 lety +569

    'Senator im not aware of that'... looks down real quick.. lol such trustworthy human movements

  • @shaan_1296
    @shaan_1296 Před 6 lety +326

    *Senators are high AF*

  • @jodieleigh21
    @jodieleigh21 Před 4 lety +5

    i can’t get over how he says senator at the beginning of nearly every sentence. what a guy. love him.

    • @JustH3LL_
      @JustH3LL_ Před 2 lety

      Almost like a fresh private talking with an NCO

  • @Wd40RecklessEngineer
    @Wd40RecklessEngineer Před 4 lety +29

    2:14 "Im too dumb to use the English language correctly, please make your user agreement compatible with my undeveloped mind."

  • @colemanchristy2770
    @colemanchristy2770 Před 6 lety +439

    1:52 zuc.exe has stopped working.

  • @charlesndungu9931
    @charlesndungu9931 Před 6 lety +1746

    LMAO this is like trying to explain to grandmother who is in a village how a laptop works

    • @feebeedoc78
      @feebeedoc78 Před 6 lety +24

      charles Ndungu
      What an original comment.

    • @smallmoneysalvia
      @smallmoneysalvia Před 6 lety +21

      So grandma deserves to lose her right to privacy because she doesn’t understand computers?

    • @daveydavedave
      @daveydavedave Před 6 lety +13

      soupisgdfood it's not about how they work.. it's about giant corporations cashing in our information to advertisers or worse, an enemy.. Maybe it's the young that doesn't get it.

    • @EveelGabe
      @EveelGabe Před 6 lety

      Unless she publicly shared it

    • @Olderaccount17
      @Olderaccount17 Před 6 lety +3

      It's not about deserving, but grandma doesn't get to complain about losing her right to privacy if she agreed to Terms and Conditions she didn't read and/or understand, or if she shared something publicly.

  • @tankinator451
    @tankinator451 Před 4 lety +30

    Kennedy was still out here spitting facts tho
    “Tell your lawyers to write the user agreement in English that the average person can understand” I feel like that should be standard with all companies

    • @monojitchatterjee3185
      @monojitchatterjee3185 Před 3 lety +5

      No. Agreements are legal documents and they have to be technical so that they cover all loopholes.

  • @doop00
    @doop00 Před 2 lety +2

    Senator: Yes we collect all data from our users and sell it to the highest bidder, ehm sorry I mean we do not do that, and you can follow up with us later.

  • @5Siver
    @5Siver Před 6 lety +831

    Is it an obligation to say Senator before every sentence there?

    • @Alina-rz5ez
      @Alina-rz5ez Před 6 lety +51

      5Siver I was wondering the same thing

    • @illogicallogic2039
      @illogicallogic2039 Před 6 lety +104

      5Siver I was about to comment the same but didnt know how to spell the name senator

    • @Meheecan13
      @Meheecan13 Před 6 lety +471

      Its not, that's just zuccs programmig

    • @5Siver
      @5Siver Před 6 lety +54

      it's very painful to the ears though

    • @carminica2846
      @carminica2846 Před 6 lety +2

      5Siver nope

  • @danielgottschalk8653
    @danielgottschalk8653 Před 6 lety +255

    "Senator im not aware of that."
    *looks down*

    • @Zzucia
      @Zzucia Před 6 lety +3

      Daniel Gottschalk - That proves nothing.

    • @sh0cktim3
      @sh0cktim3 Před 6 lety +2

      Proves his penis is small and he can't lie and look you in the eyes

    • @Am-gm4uy
      @Am-gm4uy Před 6 lety

      ".... there's a racoon"

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 Před 6 lety

      sh0cktim3 or he just looked down

  • @mocatree
    @mocatree Před 4 lety +6

    These politicians were rude and ignorant. He was being respectful and they were speaking down to him as if he were some misbehaving 12 year old.

  • @MegaSaodat
    @MegaSaodat Před 2 lety +5

    D: “Would you share the names of the people you messaged?”
    Z: “I choose not to do it publicly”
    D: “ I think that is what this is all about” 👏

  • @danklord694
    @danklord694 Před 6 lety +1450

    Senator: *asks a question*
    Zucc: Ughh... *mind.exe has stopped working*
    *Rebooting system*
    No absolutely no
    *mind.exe is rebooting now*
    Senator I'm not aware of that

  • @Patrick-jj5nh
    @Patrick-jj5nh Před 6 lety +386

    Last senator is clueless... "tell us China sucks" ... "senator my wife is chinese american" "oh"

    • @mynameisdrpat
      @mynameisdrpat Před 6 lety +32

      murican spirit is strong with this one

    • @iahz88
      @iahz88 Před 6 lety +29

      I think China currently has more opportunities for entrepreneurs than the US, including the IT industry

    • @iahz88
      @iahz88 Před 6 lety +47

      He didn't take the bait because it is simply not true that success stories such as Facebook can only occur in the US. There are plenty of high profile IT companies in China and other countries that came out of even more humble backgrounds than Zuckerberg's dorm

    • @nathan121852
      @nathan121852 Před 6 lety +6

      Sith'ari Azithoth first, she is more American than Chinese. Have you heard her speak it?? Jesus fucking Christ it’s poor. Second, the question the senator asked was clearly used to smear China. He’s baiting that the free market, etc etc and the philosophies that coincide with the “American Dream” where a guy from a “Dorm room to global internet behemoth” is better than China. He’s not JUST fisihfin for appraisal of America, he could’ve easily left China out and still made a point. The point was to fish out an attack against China, to see how Zukerburg’s stance on his eye on China.
      Just... stick to reporting to Papa Palpatine

    • @jackklnet2458
      @jackklnet2458 Před 6 lety

      I can't find this part omg. Where is it??

  • @mistirion4929
    @mistirion4929 Před rokem +3

    "you we're supposed to answer "yes" on this question"
    "Justice" in a nutshell

  • @christinosim
    @christinosim Před 4 lety +3

    Senator: go rewrite ur essay

  • @hunter-dx1gg
    @hunter-dx1gg Před 6 lety +378

    *he a robot still in the progress of being built he can only process so much information at one time*

    • @nicd7158
      @nicd7158 Před 6 lety

      Huntcr m8 what would be messed up is if he was really a robot and short circuited right there from over processing lol Everyone would of dropped their jaw and been like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

    • @nicholascortez728
      @nicholascortez728 Před 6 lety

      I see you are trying to use your shtoyle over my shtoyle

    • @highswagaming
      @highswagaming Před 6 lety

      Nic D nut what if just wat if he really is and sum others in the room are robots too bro just think

  • @jimmygrant3212
    @jimmygrant3212 Před 6 lety +522

    “Uh I’m not aware” key word for uh I know but I’m not sure what to say.

    • @sdb3068
      @sdb3068 Před 6 lety +13

      Jimmy Grant no it’s keyword for yes because he can’t say no

    • @eatcarpet
      @eatcarpet Před 6 lety

      It's keyword for yes but if I say no, then I would be caught lying.

  • @Tazzer1506
    @Tazzer1506 Před 3 lety +10

    Senator: Mark can u turn your phone on
    Mark: yes senator I can do that.
    Senator: Well I think we have found the problem

  • @joromo
    @joromo Před 2 lety +2

    When the smartest kid in the room destroys the old wise men.

  • @anthonyroberts6839
    @anthonyroberts6839 Před 6 lety +1100

    This reminds me when Tony Starks had go in front of Congress about his iron man suit. 😂

    • @juicyfruitjay
      @juicyfruitjay Před 6 lety +63

      anthony roberts take away all of Stark’s charm, bravado, swagger, wit...then yeah I sort of see it...

    • @therealb888
      @therealb888 Před 6 lety +36

      omg he's the exact opposite!

    • @WTFMannyxFTW
      @WTFMannyxFTW Před 6 lety +61

      No... if Elon musk was here, it would be like Tony Stark

    • @seirachan1575
      @seirachan1575 Před 6 lety

      lol

    • @anthonyroberts6839
      @anthonyroberts6839 Před 6 lety

      Trevor Harris 😂 So true!

  • @MrChuy0394
    @MrChuy0394 Před 5 lety +2879

    Make it easier for the average American to read.
    Disclaimer: the average American doesn't read. Nevertheless a user agreement they only click Accept.

    • @69xxmiiikexx86
      @69xxmiiikexx86 Před 5 lety +55

      they're our elderly, be kind, they think because they dont understand something then no one else will either

    • @alexanderviolinist
      @alexanderviolinist Před 5 lety +21

      No matter if they read or not at the end, the lawyer will read. Thats what the terms of use are for, for the lawyer

    • @MrChuy0394
      @MrChuy0394 Před 5 lety +31

      @@alexanderviolinist but he CLEARLY says : the average American not the average Lawyer. I assume he means everyday people like you and me. But I get your point.

    • @gasbaroni
      @gasbaroni Před 4 lety +4

      ​@@69xxmiiikexx86 Zoomers are the dumbest generation of them all, they think they know everything because they're lobotomized by social media and the internet.

    • @ducminhduong9873
      @ducminhduong9873 Před 4 lety +10

      @@gasbaroni well, they are the youngest of them all too. The generations who are 25-35 will always be the most well-informed and mature.

  • @rando4036
    @rando4036 Před 4 lety +12

    "Only in America.... AM I RITE>?!>?!>!>£"?">$>"$"£""
    Um, it's the internet dude. There are no borders. If I make a successful social media site, it makes absolutely zero difference on location.

    • @Dragonofshame
      @Dragonofshame Před 4 lety +2

      Stupid question and as an Alaskan i was a little peeved that my representative would ask something like that... then he at least tried to make a joke out of it. Better than these other clowns, so OK.

  • @sadboiralf7523
    @sadboiralf7523 Před 3 lety +2

    I came here from binge watching bad lip readings and I couldn’t make out if this was real or not 😂😂😂😂

  • @gready5435
    @gready5435 Před 6 lety +540

    Zuckerberg definitely brought his forehead game with him

  • @Chebab-Chebab
    @Chebab-Chebab Před 6 lety +1372

    "Your user agreement sucks.'
    'I'm glad you're being objective there, senator.'
    "You have to write it so the average American understands it.''
    'In crayon?'

    • @emmanotsostrong
      @emmanotsostrong Před 6 lety +6

      Gotta love my senator...

    • @1990imani
      @1990imani Před 6 lety

      Horny Aleks Americans*

    • @roybm3124
      @roybm3124 Před 6 lety +25

      Then it must be 5 sentences maximum.

    • @bicyclemanNL
      @bicyclemanNL Před 6 lety

      WRITE IT IN CAPIITALS ??? Not shouting, just, well, saying/typing

    • @koober_
      @koober_ Před 6 lety +15

      Yeah that was a dumb thing to suggest. I don't think the problem is that the content of the user agreement is bad or unfair (though it might be), the problem is that people don't read it at all yet continue to use the service and don't expect consequences. If they're gonna use that service, it's on them to be prepared for any collateral, and if they're not, they should just not use it in the first place.

  • @abhaynath5833
    @abhaynath5833 Před rokem +1

    Senetor : Your user agreement sucks.
    Mark : Don't read it then.

  • @LordLoocker
    @LordLoocker Před rokem +1

    This reeks of that "I have to come up with questions to ask but know nothing about the subject" energy you used to get back in school.

  • @rjmac3001
    @rjmac3001 Před 6 lety +516

    All jokes aside I think he's a pretty smart guy that just has a full plate and is stressed the fuck out

    • @Studio2770
      @Studio2770 Před 6 lety +51

      Yeah plus I don't see this whole thing as FB's fault. Their terms were violated, they didn't violate them.

    • @Studio2770
      @Studio2770 Před 6 lety +3

      Susan Pereira right wingers should praise that. Survival of the fittest in economics.

    • @Krolted
      @Krolted Před 6 lety +38

      Susan Pereira ur complaining about Facebook and privacy but ur still using google and CZcams?

    • @ggoddkkiller1342
      @ggoddkkiller1342 Před 6 lety +10

      FB is just a start! Google, CZcams, Apple etc shortly vast majority of companies are feeding other companies with user data for decades. FB just got targeted thanks to the scandal not becuase it is the only company which does this shit and all you see is just a show for stupid people. At the end FB will get hundreds of million dolars bill and there is a possiblity Zuckerberg will loose his control on his company. Then other companies will instantly update their user agreements according to new data privacy rules and act like they never ever did such a thing...

    • @murraycurry9552
      @murraycurry9552 Před 6 lety +1

      He’s a lizard

  • @richardlosonczi9482
    @richardlosonczi9482 Před 6 lety +539

    To be honest guys, Facebook is an option. and this is the fucking point here. When they ask if he was comfortable sharing where he stayed in a hotel or who he spoke to last week, he was given the option to answer, or not to answer. You are given this option every single time you share anything about yourself on social media. No one fucking forces you to put it out in the open where you are or who your girlfriend is, or where you work. You CHOOSE to do it.

    • @Xxtictoc1216xX
      @Xxtictoc1216xX Před 6 lety +43

      Richard Losonczi haha I know people act like Facebook is copying their brains thoughts without their consent. And all the people who say Facebook is selling your name and email to other companies...well they probably are but about every other company has too I bet you didn’t start getting spam in your email just after making a Facebook account. So pretty much in are society today your name and email is everywhere unless your a rat under a rock or something

    • @niandraladie2953
      @niandraladie2953 Před 6 lety +13

      This is EXACTLY what I thought when he was asked the question about his hotel! The word "comfortable" really stood out to me. 🖒

    • @shabana612
      @shabana612 Před 6 lety +4

      But does it provide any option to leak our details on sale??

    • @z.deutch1334
      @z.deutch1334 Před 6 lety +28

      Mohammad Alam - no, but data security experts have been warning us FOR YEARS that anything you put online is likely online forever. *People need to accept some level of personal responsibility for what information they put online!* I have friends who complain about the leak, but have their FB accounts on public view, share _everything_ about their lives, doesn't give a rat's ass about checking their privacy preferences and willing to give out their real names, phone number, and DOB for identity theft.
      I have personally told them anything they share means strangers will know - which includes FB data. They know the risks. I also have friends who don't have FB accounts or ones who never reveal anything personal on FB, because they know the risks and would rather not be voluntary over-sharers.

    • @IgorDz
      @IgorDz Před 6 lety +2

      Ikr. Damned Equifax sabotaged my financial information, which I did not even agree to be collected in a first place, but news about that fade out within a week. But facebook holiday pictures and my email adress seems to be a bigger deal

  • @epivot1562
    @epivot1562 Před 3 lety +5

    Why are all these old people leading a hearing about the internet

    • @dazzlenetwork3507
      @dazzlenetwork3507 Před 2 lety

      People who know what they are hearing about should have been here

  • @harshbharti1089
    @harshbharti1089 Před 2 lety +2

    When Senator said : " You go back home and rewrite it "
    Me : 😂😂😂😂

  • @fluffy_pants_6148
    @fluffy_pants_6148 Před 6 lety +76

    Senator: "Do you know what Facebook is?"
    Mark: "Senator I have no idea."

  • @krisisnkaos
    @krisisnkaos Před 6 lety +853

    Sen. Leahy looks and sounds like he’s about to croak.

  • @Green-dw5qv
    @Green-dw5qv Před 4 lety +10

    2:14 men didnt find time before interview to change clothes because platform 9 3/4 had traffic problems.

  • @tjbektashi2131
    @tjbektashi2131 Před 4 lety +18

    The guy behind zuckerberg looks like hes holding a fart the whole time

  • @nvisi0ns
    @nvisi0ns Před 5 lety +137

    1:56 That guy on the far right LMAO

  • @sedate4192
    @sedate4192 Před 4 lety +2

    I wonder who even reads the user agreement.

  • @PokeGamer025
    @PokeGamer025 Před 4 měsíci +1

    2:34 “Write it in non-Swahili” cracked me up hard and “Write it in a way the average American can understand” makes Senator Kennedy the only one of these senators I wholeheartedly agree with

  • @LimitlessCXIVI
    @LimitlessCXIVI Před 6 lety +42

    That senator at 1:49 got him with those answers. Pretty much sums up how we feel about our privacy.