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  • čas přidán 31. 01. 2022
  • In this week's video, I try to guess the Wikihow article based on the picture! It's the world's hardest quiz! Post your score in the comments below! If you beat me, you're lying!!
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  • @lizziefirkey6385
    @lizziefirkey6385 Před 2 lety +9928

    I'm just gonna be honest here, Jack. If you stare at a woman's collarbone in order to not stare at her chest, she's still gonna think you're staring at her chest.

    • @garou9914
      @garou9914 Před 2 lety +714

      Or she's going to think you have a neck fetish, either way it's a lose lose situation.

    • @mcfarofinha134
      @mcfarofinha134 Před 2 lety +261

      Thats why youse need to learn eye contact lol

    • @Victor-um9ce
      @Victor-um9ce Před 2 lety +137

      Which is why it would be a step in a wikihow article

    • @goodnewsgeek42
      @goodnewsgeek42 Před 2 lety +118

      Exactly, like if the article was gonna teach you to focus on another part of her, why not focus on the part you're supposed to be looking at when you talk to all people, her EYES lmfao

    • @matthewcron8842
      @matthewcron8842 Před 2 lety +47

      Just going to say this now, but just making eye contact with someone you’ve never met is still as weird and awkward. Just don’t stare at people, simple as that.

  • @sv003
    @sv003 Před 2 lety +4221

    You should whisper Girl-Boss phrases to Erin while she's sleeping as Affirmative Sleep Talk

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear Před 2 lety +2

      czcams.com/video/MyFhsmJ5wzc/video.html
      Finally..

    • @Cta7
      @Cta7 Před 2 lety +53

      Here come the bots

    • @inmiseryseekrootbeer4966
      @inmiseryseekrootbeer4966 Před 2 lety +72

      “You love your Garfield Fursuit and you want to wear it for me all the time.”
      John whispered to Erin.

    • @artemis3181
      @artemis3181 Před 2 lety +17

      @Beast 😈 is garbage!!
      MY PARENTS ACTUALLY LOVE ME

    • @inmiseryseekrootbeer4966
      @inmiseryseekrootbeer4966 Před 2 lety +49

      “Jacksfilms is garbage, I make way better content.”
      Beast 😈 whispered to Erin.

  • @t-rexander3062
    @t-rexander3062 Před 2 lety +460

    If you pretend that every answer is, “how to be the coolest kid in school” this vid gets way funnier

    • @engineerbot
      @engineerbot Před 9 měsíci

      1) Dream about dolphins
      2) Stare at women’s tits
      3) Kiss your hand
      4) Venture into the real world
      5) _Choose your target_

  • @oldmanbankins3511
    @oldmanbankins3511 Před 2 lety +1019

    great video Jack! my favorite part is when you projectile vomited blood for a solid 3 minutes! Chipwich chanting those demonic spells was so funny!

  • @ohanronton
    @ohanronton Před 2 lety +1846

    Jokes on you Jack, I have the "How to have sex appeal" article memorized.

    • @feralpossum2089
      @feralpossum2089 Před 2 lety +74

      memorizing it doesn't help, you need to actually follow it

    • @supremeNinja-sy6qq
      @supremeNinja-sy6qq Před 2 lety +11

      how to die

    • @conn6828
      @conn6828 Před 2 lety +19

      Jokes on you Noah Norton I have how to be a virgin while all your friends aren't memorized

    • @kerrichristian7991
      @kerrichristian7991 Před 2 lety +8

      And the right lady/gent will appreciate that someday.

    • @conn6828
      @conn6828 Před 2 lety +5

      @@kerrichristian7991 yes our lord and savior Jesus Christ as he allows me through the gates of heaven 😎😎😎

  • @wolfgangwild4038
    @wolfgangwild4038 Před 2 lety +3649

    I did get a little nervous when Jack looked directly into the camera and starting reading out my IP address. But it was only a couple seconds of stress in an otherwise perfect video!

    • @allesman
      @allesman Před 2 lety +26

      bad day?

    • @SunnyDJSkaar
      @SunnyDJSkaar Před 2 lety +50

      But that was my IP address.....

    • @SunnyDJSkaar
      @SunnyDJSkaar Před 2 lety +42

      Wolfgang Wild do you live in my walls?!?

    • @gege1178
      @gege1178 Před 2 lety +23

      @@SunnyDJSkaar well yeah he's your uncle that was disowned

    • @SunnyDJSkaar
      @SunnyDJSkaar Před 2 lety +10

      @@gege1178 makes sense

  • @sookthefabulous
    @sookthefabulous Před 2 lety +107

    The part where Jack unhinges his jaw so he can devour an entire hot dog vertically was unexpected, but it sure lets you know who the superior throat goat is.

  • @OrangeyPo
    @OrangeyPo Před 2 lety +45

    This video was great! I felt very seen when Jack stared directly into the camera and recited my my full name, dob, ssn, address, and credit card information. I just love how much he really gets to know people on such a deep level.

  • @bizcastl
    @bizcastl Před 2 lety +13866

    Interesting choice to end the video with 5 minutes of Jack eating out of a dog bowl on all fours. Really great stuff, keep it up 👍

    • @frobie200
      @frobie200 Před 2 lety +503

      Should have been longer tbh. I wonder if he will post a full hour of it on his Onlyfans.

    • @harrymacer2699
      @harrymacer2699 Před 2 lety +167

      Was it with lasagna? I bet it was lasagna.

    • @TheAltra97
      @TheAltra97 Před 2 lety +140

      I'm gonna show my dad! He loves dogs and eating!

    • @shadow24-
      @shadow24- Před 2 lety +27

      🤤

    • @chipwhich
      @chipwhich Před 2 lety +62

      those damn millennials doing whatever they can to get over 10 minutes!!

  • @PumpkinLuke
    @PumpkinLuke Před 2 lety +2069

    I don't know how he does it, but Jack is always so much funnier when he's awake.

  • @chia8049
    @chia8049 Před 2 lety +44

    Nyah, what a great video Jack-kun!! Sorry we haven’t been able to roleplay lately.. I’ve been pretty busy with the dungeon.

  • @sonahonkai
    @sonahonkai Před 2 lety +22

    21:42
    It's amazing how the Wikihow artice about "How not to Have a Brain Aneurysm" predicted the Oscars 2022.

  • @8stormy5
    @8stormy5 Před 2 lety +4650

    I think the spinoff series is a great idea! "Yesterday, I Found Funny" is gonna be a great way to keep ideas fresh on the channel. Can't wait to YIFF with you!

  • @justjamminjazzy
    @justjamminjazzy Před 2 lety +3107

    I find it rather interesting how Jack uses YIAY as a buffer to have an easier time coming out to the world about all of his fetishes. We all deal in different ways, and I’m proud of you Jack for finding something that works for you! :)

    • @PovertyBears
      @PovertyBears Před 2 lety +16

      ratio

    • @jamesramsey1736
      @jamesramsey1736 Před 2 lety +50

      I disagree I really wasn’t a fan of the part where he talked about how diaper fetish was ok

    • @nickelodeon2226
      @nickelodeon2226 Před 2 lety +54

      @@jamesramsey1736 I know we shouldn't kinkshame, but John is like 50, he should've really gotten over that by now.

    • @lanefehr3096
      @lanefehr3096 Před 2 lety +34

      Jack? Coming out? Please, this community has already ripped every fetish from this man’s shivering lifeless corpse.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Před 2 lety +7

      Especially that fetish to hold your poop in. It's a little extreme but I support

  • @thetwelfthuwu1492
    @thetwelfthuwu1492 Před 2 lety +82

    Really I was surprised with the way Jack handled playing chess with his own reflection for two minutes, I'm impressed! This is the content I like to see :)

  • @genericsidecharacter8915
    @genericsidecharacter8915 Před 2 lety +49

    Big ups to the editor. Added that extra bit of entertainment value along with the regular video editing.

  • @Arakai13
    @Arakai13 Před 2 lety +1804

    Loved the video. Showed it to my mom during mommy-son-milky time and she let me stay up an extra half hour to watch it in full. Thanks, Jack. Can’t wait to show it to my wife later.

  • @mikijunior5339
    @mikijunior5339 Před 2 lety +1310

    If I had to pinpoint it, it was this channel that gave me a foot fethish. Working at a shoe store is now not just a labor, its my passion.
    Thanks Jack, you are the sun of my life.

  • @maijakuusisto
    @maijakuusisto Před 2 lety +95

    Loved this video. The anatomy chart of Garfield's garussy was my favorite part.

  • @mila_beiseiku4285
    @mila_beiseiku4285 Před 2 lety +33

    Love it, how randomly Jacks Husband walks around the background wearing this leather face mask and a potato sack. Would love to see some videos with the two of you, guys

  • @CsBercel
    @CsBercel Před 2 lety +1968

    Wow, Jack is no longer short!

    • @iamthekittycat
      @iamthekittycat Před 2 lety +21

      Its almost yiay 600 so we are on the right track at the perfect time, and the perfect time is always gonna be whenever its now, and now is always

    • @dagoose4373
      @dagoose4373 Před 2 lety +6

      Yes but actually no

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/MyFhsmJ5wzc/video.html
      Don't miss This.

    • @skylinesandturnstiles9595
      @skylinesandturnstiles9595 Před 2 lety +1

      long jack

    • @Schlong.
      @Schlong. Před 2 lety +8

      That’s debatable

  • @3wwerocks
    @3wwerocks Před 2 lety +1444

    Hey Jack! Just wanted to say I've always been a big fan! Love listening to Yiay while I empty out my piss jugs, this episode was the perfect length

    • @Pepagg8
      @Pepagg8 Před 2 lety +31

      @@CleverPunShoe just squish more

    • @logestt
      @logestt Před 2 lety

      logestt

    • @brnby6645
      @brnby6645 Před 2 lety +1

      Good

    • @skullchimes
      @skullchimes Před 2 lety +2

      idk why every time jack posts I have to run to the toilet because I will piss myself

    • @ItayMashiah
      @ItayMashiah Před 2 lety +1

      69 hehehehehehehehehehehehe

  • @TiiAye
    @TiiAye Před rokem +10

    30 cm is way too much room for jacks coffin

  • @whiteegretorchids8234
    @whiteegretorchids8234 Před 10 měsíci +12

    I actually gasped when I saw the cheese one, a few years ago me and my friend were joking about how they have everything on wikihow so we looked up how to start a cult as a joke.. the cheese cult had been an inside joke between us because of that

  • @petergriffinfunnies
    @petergriffinfunnies Před 2 lety +311

    Jack uploading full length yiays is like my mom finally breastfeeding me again instead of giving me normal milk

    • @bloodlust_9890
      @bloodlust_9890 Před 2 lety +7

      Bu... I killed her 15 years ago

    • @andrewprahst2529
      @andrewprahst2529 Před 2 lety +15

      To me, the breastfeeding IS the normal milk.
      Sometimes mommy give me her special milk

    • @nataliezabel7757
      @nataliezabel7757 Před 2 lety +5

      Loving to see them milky fans out there! Yum Yum! 😛

    • @aaroneb15
      @aaroneb15 Před 2 lety +6

      @@andrewprahst2529 this is the most cursed comment i've seen yet

    • @peaceandlongboarding4283
      @peaceandlongboarding4283 Před 2 lety +2

      Well my mom has been locked in my freeZer
      Mmmm ice cold breast milk

  • @hankgilchrest6061
    @hankgilchrest6061 Před 2 lety +355

    I really like the part where Jack rearranged the bones of the dogs in chronological order

    • @brnby6645
      @brnby6645 Před 2 lety

      Good

    • @ItayMashiah
      @ItayMashiah Před 2 lety +4

      69 hehehehehehehehehehehehe

    • @cat4laugh
      @cat4laugh Před 2 lety

      Yummy

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 Před 2 lety +5

      It was reassuring to see that a paramedic was on scene, the cries of terror were a bit much though? Like my guy if you wanna pet the dog so bad just take off the shackles smh 🤦

    • @TheGreenThunder1607
      @TheGreenThunder1607 Před 2 lety +6

      Should've done it in alphabetical order, cause thats my kink

  • @baronesscatfish
    @baronesscatfish Před 11 měsíci +4

    An explanation of the bizarre hotdog throwing tutorial:
    There's an old geometric probability problem called "Buffon's needle problem" which approximates, given a surface made out of uniformly sized boards, what is the probability that a needle dropped onto the surface lands on one of the lines between the boards. In the article this is a hotdog landing on one of the tape lines. The answer to this problem involves pi due to angle math, related to calculating the angles at which the needles could possibly fall.
    You can create a "Monte Carlo" scenario out of this - a method in which you collect a set of random results to approximate something deterministic - by reworking the answer to the problem to instead solve for pi rather than solving for the probability of the needles falling on the lines. This just involves simple algebra. You can create a confirmation bias situation by selecting very specific lengths for the objects being dropped (hotdogs) and the spacing of the boards (tape) so that it's extremely likely that the results provide an accurate approximation of pi, specifically aiming for 355/113, a fraction which is accurate to the first 6 decimal places of pi. Of course, throwing hotdogs on your kitchen floor is both a waste of food and not truly random, but that's beside the point.
    This is not very useful as a teaching tool as it teaches NOTHING about pi, Buffon's needle, Monte Carlo, or even confirmation bias. It would only teach any of those things if one took the time to explain what I just explained in even greater detail. Playing out this hotdog experiment with a child would only leave them confused and make pi seem like some magical arbitrary number. Regardless, the hotdog throwing simulation is a surprisingly well established "experiment" with history beyond this WikiHow article.
    As an aside, you could forgo the tape entirely and instead only use the hotdogs to replicate Zu's fraction, which is that 355/113 approximation of pi, attributed to Zu Chongzhi. He calculated it all the way back in the 5th century by building an approximation of a circle, using sticks to make a 24,576-sided polygon. This was essentially a physical proof of the Liu Hui algorithm, an approximation of pi using polygons created by an earlier Chinese mathematician. I believe the WikiHow article alludes to this by mentioning building a circle around your house out of baguettes. Replicating this exactly would require 24,576+ hotdogs... but it would actually teach WHAT pi is, a ratio of the circumference and diameter of a circle.

  • @jokergoat6405
    @jokergoat6405 Před 2 lety +37

    nothing's better than watching a jackfilm's video after a nice long piss 🥰😋

    • @L0rdOfThePies
      @L0rdOfThePies Před 8 měsíci +5

      Nothing better than watching a jackfilms video after lapping up some dude’s piss from the toilet bowl like a dog
      (Ik im late im sorry)

    • @ractheraccoon
      @ractheraccoon Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@L0rdOfThePies true

    • @kidkid6600
      @kidkid6600 Před 8 měsíci

      @@L0rdOfThePies im later than you

    • @L0rdOfThePies
      @L0rdOfThePies Před 8 měsíci

      @@kidkid6600 😔 you’re right

  • @ThatSpoiler
    @ThatSpoiler Před 2 lety +2473

    The most Cursed thing about this comment section is how strangely wholesome and serious everyone is being. Its like we're doing the opposite of what Jack wants.

    • @sirizalot
      @sirizalot Před 2 lety +25

      I support that

    • @MonsieurALG
      @MonsieurALG Před 2 lety +2

      Hey remember the GoPro YIAY

    • @PouLS
      @PouLS Před 2 lety +8

      I think it's just because you are sorting by best. Many of those comments are old, and probably the users writing those comments didn't finish the video. Also the cursed comments probably receive less likes. Sort by new to see them.

    • @nightwarper1760
      @nightwarper1760 Před 2 lety +13

      Remember that iCarly episode where Gibby accidentally showed his dick on the Late Night Show with Jimmy Fallon?

    • @rodrigomoreira1901
      @rodrigomoreira1901 Před 2 lety

      Ratio

  • @Rune404
    @Rune404 Před 2 lety +45

    Glad to finally hear you're letting Erin go, personally I think it was always weird you made up a girlfriend but glad to see progress 👍

  • @Strabius
    @Strabius Před 2 lety +8

    "Why would you ever want to attract frogs?"
    Clearly you've never heard about the classic "frog pit to woo your bisexual girlfriend" move.

  • @josiebianchi3481
    @josiebianchi3481 Před 2 lety +1296

    I don't know how Jack got his hands on the feet cut of the Sonic movie, but I appreciate that he showed it to the world. Those CGI artists must have spent months on every wrinkle, pore, and callous on Sonic's feet, and they deserve recognition for it. Yummy wummy me likey.

    • @illegalmemedealer3549
      @illegalmemedealer3549 Před 2 lety +6

      Ratio

    • @allesman
      @allesman Před 2 lety +9

      bad day???

    • @abrahamo2895
      @abrahamo2895 Před 2 lety +53

      it was the first thing that ever made me have that white sticky release. sonic is my husbando, and we will be in love and together until the end of time ❤️

    • @tomepsilon
      @tomepsilon Před 2 lety +8

      @@abrahamo2895 h god

    • @benonaru
      @benonaru Před 2 lety +3

      no

  • @Deathranger999
    @Deathranger999 Před 2 lety +528

    Your editor is absolutely amazing. I think you should let them out of the basement for an hour or two as reward.

    • @eivrela
      @eivrela Před 2 lety +8

      i think he first needs to let them stand up, then (when they earn it) walk, and so on.

    • @moralesanarosario3724
      @moralesanarosario3724 Před 2 lety +3

      @@eivrela do they even eat?

    • @mediocreandworse59
      @mediocreandworse59 Před 2 lety +14

      Nice try editor, back to the cage with you

    • @SailorMoonLogic
      @SailorMoonLogic Před 2 lety +2

      Editing long-form videos IS the reward.

    • @mudcradle
      @mudcradle Před 2 lety +1

      @@eivrela guys, guys, this isn't one of Simon Whistler's channels. Or is it....?

  • @CocoasArt
    @CocoasArt Před 2 lety +35

    I got 2
    How to start a cult and how to be weird
    👍

  • @Whathefox.
    @Whathefox. Před rokem +2

    Weird ad break... but I guess being lathered in ice cream was a stylistic choice to break the normality of ads.
    Still a fun video all around, ad break was the cherry on top for a good time.

  • @WKogut
    @WKogut Před 2 lety +397

    Anyone else feels like Jacksfilms is ideal to watch whilst dissolving bodies?

    • @dmitryboardman9762
      @dmitryboardman9762 Před 2 lety +21

      Yes, and I'm not even a mortician!

    • @nedzobanjevac
      @nedzobanjevac Před 2 lety +3

      agreed😇

    • @WKogut
      @WKogut Před 2 lety +11

      @@chap_0245 Yeah, but don't do it to babies, I'd be a waste of a good snack

    • @Maebytheway
      @Maebytheway Před 2 lety +6

      his whiny voice really covers up the sizzling

    • @Bilbosilius_Zwackelbaggins
      @Bilbosilius_Zwackelbaggins Před 2 lety +3

      @@chap_0245 It's fine as long as you apply the same rules as for preparing poultry. Remove excess fluids, cook them well done etc. Except for Nepalese babies. They are safe, can and *should* be eaten raw like a Wuhan bat.

  • @saun.4720
    @saun.4720 Před 2 lety +594

    It's still makes me shiver to this day, thinking about how Gnomeo had to sneak out against his family's will to meet Julliet, I was rooting for him the whole time, but whenever he broke rules it stressed me out, still does, from just thinking about it.

    • @robotjox77
      @robotjox77 Před 2 lety +41

      If you get too stressed, just think about the gnome in the mankini. I know this always helps me out.

    • @brnby6645
      @brnby6645 Před 2 lety +1

      Good

    • @emmitt0ther297
      @emmitt0ther297 Před 2 lety +4

      Don’t worry too much because if anything went wrong Sherlock gnomes would help them in the sequel :]

    • @ItayMashiah
      @ItayMashiah Před 2 lety

      69 hehehehehehehehehehehehe

    • @silasjulich3514
      @silasjulich3514 Před 2 lety +1

      This comment makes me want to say something about a ham sandwich being thrown at a wall, and I don't know how in the fuck you did it... thank you. I'm going to scream at a wall whilst I make lasagna in my dishwasher because I can do that for some reason. May the lord be with you.

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff Před rokem +9

    (12:40) π isn't circular. π is a constant, a ratio, a number of 3,141592653... and you can get to this number in many ways. One of the ways is circumference÷diameter, but that doesn't make π "round", whatever that means.

  • @Imamotherfreakingavocado
    @Imamotherfreakingavocado Před 2 lety +6

    Really loved how you managed to get your hands on the butthole cut of cats, idk how you managed to do that but you have done the world a great justice 🙏🙏

  • @yabitch6949
    @yabitch6949 Před 2 lety +503

    I got the "how to start a cult" right because I once was reading that wikihow and they gave an example of a cult based on cheese. I never forgot.

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP Před 2 lety +1166

    Didn’t expect a half-hour long YIAY that isn’t a milestone special. But, I was looking for background noise, so I’m thankful!

    • @martito1014
      @martito1014 Před 2 lety +46

      Lowkey a roast?

    • @protocool4493
      @protocool4493 Před 2 lety +3

      @@martito1014 fr

    • @karlpoppins
      @karlpoppins Před 2 lety +8

      Yeah what was the last time he posted something actually good? I miss the days of his parodies, now his work feels rather repetitive, and it shows in his shrinking views, too. I certainly haven't followed him in more than a year. To be fair, he already had a great CZcams career, so it's fine that he's now run out of ideas.

    • @noivernblast3366
      @noivernblast3366 Před 2 lety +26

      @@karlpoppins wait pls tell me this is a copypasta

    • @ommy7672
      @ommy7672 Před 2 lety

      Omg speaking of milestone special
      598!!!

  • @xxpromlggamerproxx
    @xxpromlggamerproxx Před rokem +5

    The part where Jack shoved Erin in the oven and turned it on at 450F was pretty wacky! Nice to see you are changing up your content!

  • @Icouldntcomeupwithaclevernames
    @Icouldntcomeupwithaclevernames Před 10 měsíci +3

    I really enjoyed the part where jack pointed the camera at the toilet and proceeded to crap blood for the rest of the video. Great stuff Jack keep it up!

  • @nerdydude4278
    @nerdydude4278 Před 2 lety +351

    I loved when Erin came in and beat the shit out of Jack. Also big ups to the editor for adding in the laugh track and Seinfeld riff while Jack cried for 10 minutes.

    • @trashcannt
      @trashcannt Před 2 lety +14

      I agree, it was very birlgoss of the all mighty funny one to show up and show Films Johnathan his place

    • @lanefehr3096
      @lanefehr3096 Před 2 lety +5

      It’s not beating, it’s accidentally dropping her fists into him for a solid twenty five minutes.

    • @gnatfelton4117
      @gnatfelton4117 Před 2 lety +1

      I'm just surprised she let him out of the cage for this one.

    • @brnby6645
      @brnby6645 Před 2 lety

      Good

    • @skullchimes
      @skullchimes Před 2 lety

      oh that's what that video on the dark web was

  • @SeanPAllen
    @SeanPAllen Před 2 lety +543

    Is it just me, or did Jack look really good in this YIAY? Though, I may be a bit biased because I watched him make it from his window.

  • @silliest_gooose
    @silliest_gooose Před 6 měsíci +3

    I really like the part where jack strips and dances on a pole for 4 hours straight. It's not very common for YAIAY
    to do something like that, but i think it's a nice detail to add for the kids. Thanks Mr jackflims👍🤣.

  • @alldrenchedinmilkholywater1673

    we need more of these. this is hysterical

  • @accountmanager8728
    @accountmanager8728 Před 2 lety +1677

    10:08 Personally, I feel like this was a disturbing change of pace for a YIAY episode. It made me extremely uncomfortable when Erin and her friends murdered Jack on camera, and gathered around to consume his deceased corpse. Gouging out his eyes was too far, even for me. Does this mean that Erin's hosting YIAY now?

    • @strap-on-fetustheoriginalk4494
      @strap-on-fetustheoriginalk4494 Před 2 lety +42

      I was gettin those 2 girls one cup meets shawshank redemption vibez. Uwu

    • @morfy2581
      @morfy2581 Před 2 lety +42

      No, they will grow a new Jack like they did last time.

    • @squidnipendleton3765
      @squidnipendleton3765 Před 2 lety +25

      The first new episode: "yesterday I asked you how to hide a body!"

    • @FedraHere
      @FedraHere Před 2 lety +12

      Better than getting a leather face mask from my uncle, am I right ladies?

    • @squidnipendleton3765
      @squidnipendleton3765 Před 2 lety +7

      @@FedraHere *canned laughter*

  • @TheMrMister
    @TheMrMister Před 2 lety +96

    Since everyone’s gonna think I’m joking anyway, sometimes, when I’m home alone, I like to get naked , cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I’m a slug.

    • @hyliastone286
      @hyliastone286 Před 2 lety +13

      I've seen you. Do you have to do it in the middle of the shopping mall? I just want to watch the biweekly orgy in peace.

    • @lisav4483
      @lisav4483 Před 2 lety +3

      Bro, me too! :D

    • @dagreatleaf9003
      @dagreatleaf9003 Před 2 lety +2

      You should get an onlyfans to post those videos (and maybe a little r34 slug porn as well haha jk)

    • @quinintheclouds
      @quinintheclouds Před 2 lety +5

      coward. do it with gasoline like the rest of us

    • @hyliastone286
      @hyliastone286 Před 2 lety +5

      @@quinintheclouds Hey, do you have a match?

  • @thealmightytor
    @thealmightytor Před 2 lety +2

    jack, im so happy you got a VIP pass to emoji movie 2! i know how much you loved the first one and couldn't wait for the sequel.

  • @kenjinate
    @kenjinate Před 2 lety +2

    Fantastic video jack! The way you demonstrated every single article that was shown was an enlightening experience! My favourite part was when you aggressively made out with your hand for a solid 5 minutes! Keep doing what you’re doing man :)

  • @Lduck2
    @Lduck2 Před 2 lety +505

    Jack can never escape his destiny as a furry. The more his hairline recedes, the bigger the beard will grow.

  • @miss.markers
    @miss.markers Před 2 lety +134

    For the “affirmative sleep talk one” I originally thought it would be something like “how to use subliminal messaging to get your kids to behave” and I’m giving myself that point lol

  • @McKaylaGamez
    @McKaylaGamez Před 2 lety +14

    Erin brutally murdering jack was a good addition to the video. I personally loved it when Jack said, “AAAAAAAAAAAAA” it was honest beautiful. I hope to see more of the content in the future Jack, or shall I say, Erin. Erin, what is the name of your cult? I really want to join.

  • @remember_this1336
    @remember_this1336 Před rokem +5

    8:32 this reminded me of a russian copypasta that is a literal guide to having your way with a female dolphin

  • @Ham_991
    @Ham_991 Před 2 lety +1747

    Jack, I have to admit something deeply personal and a little bit strange… Your videos always put me in the mood to pickle carrots. I thought at first that it was your editing, but ever since you hired editors for you, the primal thirst to pickle carrots (fresh picked from my local community garden and/or my neighbour’s front lawn) has only grown. I swear, I’ve never had this happen to me before you! To be honest, I had never known how to pickle vegetables until I watched you for the first time, Mr. Johnsmovies, but now I’ve made a large business surrounding the sale of my pickled carrots and I’ve been turning in a large profit.
    …If I must confess further, I sometimes watch Jack To The Future just so I can get some pickling done. The way you say “hey guys, I’m super excited for today’s video”… even thinking about it makes me in the mood to pull out the jars!
    Oh gosh… it’s happening again…
    ~ AaAaAaAa!!! ~

    • @wrath1746
      @wrath1746 Před 2 lety +107

      Thine carrot must be pickled

    • @adamfroisland203
      @adamfroisland203 Před 2 lety +139

      This is probably the only actually cursed comment I've seen

    • @williambardell1073
      @williambardell1073 Před 2 lety +54

      Glad to know I’m not the only one! There’s just something about the tone of his voice that makes me long for a good pickled carrot- store bought can never satisfy my urges, so I wind up making my own. Unlike OP however, I could never sell my produce, it just feels too personal.

    • @marka1784
      @marka1784 Před 2 lety +15

      I knew I wasn't the only one

    • @turtledragon52
      @turtledragon52 Před 2 lety +36

      I’ve finally found my people! Something about his voice really does just make me crave the rush I get from pickling carrots. Thank you for bringing this issue to light, I really felt we needed to discuss it.
      Running to the store to buy some new jars for this yiay 🏃

  • @rednonfelix
    @rednonfelix Před 2 lety +22

    It's not a war crime if theres no one to write the history books

    • @trashcannt
      @trashcannt Před 2 lety

      But it is in our hearts and I think that’s what truly matters

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps Před 2 lety +3

    PLEASE make this a series!

  • @hfs-lk5ip
    @hfs-lk5ip Před 2 lety +3

    This was a truly entertaining video. Thanks so much jack.

  • @DNVIC
    @DNVIC Před 2 lety +753

    I paused right before the question was asked at the end of the episode and went to look in the comments to see what people thought about the video, etc.
    Congrats jack, you just caused 5 minutes of pure unadulterated confusion and terror in my mind. That's something you can never live with.

    • @salembendeck
      @salembendeck Před 2 lety +59

      Bro what the hell are you talking about these comments are very normal and not at all cursed

    • @CairnOwl
      @CairnOwl Před 2 lety +29

      Are you alright my dude? These are just the regular comments?

    • @DNVIC
      @DNVIC Před 2 lety +34

      @@CairnOwl Must've been the shrooms acting up, they look normal now i think.

    • @lisav4483
      @lisav4483 Před 2 lety +7

      Oh, he will have NO PROBLEMS living with that. ;)

    • @lockedwhisper5433
      @lockedwhisper5433 Před 2 lety +10

      I prefer adulterated confusion, personally

  • @dariushcreates
    @dariushcreates Před 2 lety +433

    Ok not only are full length YIAY videos back… but 30 minute videos? This could be the longest YIAY ever since YIAY 500! (Not complaining)

  • @kellenwalker6500
    @kellenwalker6500 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Found it wierd how you started chanting in a dark room for a couple of minutes, but it was a funny addition to the video!

  • @ihadastrokereadingthis
    @ihadastrokereadingthis Před 10 měsíci +1

    great video! loving the trend you started of throwing parties then shoving people into the fridge. i think its a great way of preserving friendships and find the tips you gave throughout the video very useful and precise.

  • @theblusnake8603
    @theblusnake8603 Před 2 lety +227

    Jack specifically asked for a cursed comment section but instead gets the most positive one.
    Truly the most cursed thing possible…

    • @ettel8358
      @ettel8358 Před 2 lety +2

      It's because they didn't want to spoil the big twist of Ocarina of Time. Also, Sheik isn't an actual person, it's a disguised personality Zelda used to hide from Ganondorf. She disguised herself as a guy with magic, but Zelda herself still identifies as a female, so Sheik is female. It's a little confusing, I know. Just imagine a future Zelda that Link wasn't there to protect, so she had to train her own skills in order to survive, and she put on a fake mustache to hide herself(from Ganondorf), but switch the mustache with magic and that's basically Sheik.

    • @harrymacer2699
      @harrymacer2699 Před 2 lety

      Unicorn testicles :)

    • @Charlie-fm6xe
      @Charlie-fm6xe Před 2 lety +2

      @@harrymacer2699 amen gamer

    • @aaronharris1092
      @aaronharris1092 Před 2 lety

      Meat

    • @PovertyBears
      @PovertyBears Před 2 lety

      ratio

  • @Angel-lc1yh
    @Angel-lc1yh Před 2 lety +51

    "Why would you ever want to attract frogs"
    Someone tell him about the cottagecore lesbians

    • @patheticmortal373
      @patheticmortal373 Před 2 lety +3

      I attract frogs for the biodiversity. Want to keep the local species happy

    • @electronicecstasy
      @electronicecstasy Před 2 lety +2

      I personally attract frogs to use as sacrifices for the gods

  • @whycomehere
    @whycomehere Před 2 lety +5

    Thanks for showing us your huge collection of "toys", Jack!

  • @KajinKnight26
    @KajinKnight26 Před 2 lety +6

    When Jack started talking backwards and eating his own flesh I thought that was a great touch to this video very entertaining stuff I subscribed 👍🏾

  • @quinnypurry
    @quinnypurry Před 2 lety +748

    I think everyone just missed you jack, we can't make the comments cursed everyone is just too wholesome

    • @MrCrow-wj6qq
      @MrCrow-wj6qq Před 2 lety +2

      P.s. i dont really mean it. It was for yiay.

    • @mordekaihorowitz
      @mordekaihorowitz Před 2 lety +9

      @@annablle1874 Lmao thanks for you're service, bot

    • @SamTheMarioMan
      @SamTheMarioMan Před 2 lety +2

      I love how even the bot's getting in on this "cursed comment section" action

    • @mordekaihorowitz
      @mordekaihorowitz Před 2 lety +5

      lol "Annablle" coming in with the "fuck you, Quinny. Call me wholesome again I dare you"

    • @ettel8358
      @ettel8358 Před 2 lety

      You donate to a streamer because you enjoy their content, how much money they make is irrelevant. You're paying them because you feel like you enjoyed their stuff enough to tip, not because you think they need money and you're giving a handout

  • @tawnyjane3081
    @tawnyjane3081 Před 2 lety +326

    I don’t think there is enough Yiay items behind you Jack

  • @abbystarheart1
    @abbystarheart1 Před 2 lety +2

    Strengthening your pelvic floor helps with incontinence because often times your bladder leaks because the pelvic floor muscles are too weak to keep the pipe closed. It can also cause other organs to press down on the bladder

  • @alexandriafaith2258
    @alexandriafaith2258 Před 2 lety +1

    I have a bladder disorder. The preventing bed wetting is because many people are “holding” their pee even in small amounts and that constant stress on your pelvic floor makes you relax at night and piss the bed. Strengthen your pelvic floor muscles and you’ll have better control over it

  • @gregghxst2957
    @gregghxst2957 Před 2 lety +107

    Did not expect jack to start reading explicit Garfield fanfiction halfway through

  • @pilegaardRas
    @pilegaardRas Před 2 lety +576

    I love these uncut videos, especially when Jack forgets to turn off the camera and we get to see him "feeding" the kids he keeps in his basement, but instead of food he just gives them rocks which they start beating each other to death with

    • @theorphanedpotato1879
      @theorphanedpotato1879 Před rokem +11

      Especially When he makes the winner eat the bodies of his dead freinds

    • @magusperde365
      @magusperde365 Před rokem +6

      @@theorphanedpotato1879 raw human meat is underated

    • @Sam-Pound
      @Sam-Pound Před rokem +3

      ❤😳😝☺🤤🤤

  • @theresivy
    @theresivy Před 2 lety +3

    jack being genuinely confused as to why he got it wrong is gold to me

  • @robiginal
    @robiginal Před rokem +1

    I actually correctly guessed one as "how to politley prevent men from harassing you"

  • @ethanosweat
    @ethanosweat Před 2 lety +670

    Mr. Douglass, ever since I was 6, I’d always been self conscious of my height. As someone who has been 2”6 throughout my formative years and to this day as a 36 year old man, I’d always felt like my height was an obstacle rather than a quirk. To see you proudly upload your furry parenting tutorials in your XS youth gorilla fursuit really inspired me to not wear stilts to the anime convention when I leave the house. I had always wondered how I was only in the 1st percentile and not the 0th percentile of height, but you must be the reason why. Thanks Patrick, sleep tight.

    • @brnby6645
      @brnby6645 Před 2 lety +9

      Good

    • @emalaw1329
      @emalaw1329 Před 2 lety +14

      I like your use of his middle name that he almost never mentions

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 Před 2 lety +5

      Inspiring keep it up internet 👍

    • @watching9317
      @watching9317 Před 2 lety +3

      Want to see my wiki feet?
      Just look up how to be a foot model in the wiki how

    • @thejamestersmine
      @thejamestersmine Před 2 lety +4

      I thought it was really wholesome until he started rocking a full one in front of the camera. That fur suit did NOTHING to hide it

  • @Flvoq
    @Flvoq Před 2 lety +260

    The choice to feed the dogs to a kid to make him get over his fear of dogs was pretty interesting

    • @watermellonman
      @watermellonman Před 2 lety +2

      Garfold

    • @fungirlninja
      @fungirlninja Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah, I wish the kid's crying was cut out though- I hate children

    • @couchmaster3773
      @couchmaster3773 Před 10 měsíci

      He really shoulda done the opposite. 'S better exposure therapy to just straight-up get eaten by dogs.

  • @mageofchaos
    @mageofchaos Před rokem +3

    This video restored my fear of jack’s sexy elbows

  • @DavidBrown-nd7lz
    @DavidBrown-nd7lz Před 2 lety +1

    Hi Jack! Just read the pi article, that is how works. Pi shows up all over the place in mathematics, in probability, and infinite sums and all sorts of places. There is a circle, or properties of a circle that are hiding in that experiment that just aren't apparent, like majority of the places it shows up in math.

  • @smeevca
    @smeevca Před 2 lety +193

    Fun Fact, the pi thing does work. Usually they say to use something like tooth picks, but I guess frozen hotdogs work, too. Pi shows up al over the place and there are tons of weird ways to calculate it

    • @illegalmemedealer3549
      @illegalmemedealer3549 Před 2 lety +4

      Ratio

    • @loreleihillard5078
      @loreleihillard5078 Před 2 lety +47

      @@illegalmemedealer3549 roughly 22:7

    • @rendann
      @rendann Před 2 lety +7

      @@loreleihillard5078 smart 100 big keanu chungus reeves funny reddit moment!

    • @rickzegooene2193
      @rickzegooene2193 Před 2 lety +8

      Also the reason it works is that the hot dog will be in a random orientation in the 360 degrees when it lands. That's where the circle is, as Jack was asking.

    • @seronimo__7735
      @seronimo__7735 Před 2 lety +1

      You may have a nice-ass frozen hotdog, but I just have a toothpick

  • @RokuaGames
    @RokuaGames Před 2 lety +155

    "How to attract frogs" had my guess of "how to build a pond" and I'm taking that as a W.

  • @ramune1538
    @ramune1538 Před 2 lety +1

    This is hands down the most logical and the funniest video on jack's channel

  • @shaunfernando5349
    @shaunfernando5349 Před 2 lety +1

    after a while you can guess these titles with only an image pretty closely, there is an subreddit dedicated to this

  • @countessspiritclaws5465
    @countessspiritclaws5465 Před 2 lety +386

    tbh i really loved the artistic expression piece of jack sitting in an empty white room slathering his entire body in lasagna until he was lost in the sauce. it was pretty creative when he glued the orange fur all over himself too, although I will admit the chunks of flesh among the fur definitely made me wonder where he acquired it from…maybe that’s why jack was sobbing uncontrollably at the end!

  • @petagaming4211
    @petagaming4211 Před 2 lety +64

    Jack you look extra breedable when failing to guess wiki hows.

    • @trashcannt
      @trashcannt Před 2 lety +3

      Submissive and breedable like always Films Johnathan

    • @lanefehr3096
      @lanefehr3096 Před 2 lety +2

      Time for jack to possess the surrogate child of the comment section and implode his forehead into the shape of Uranus.

  • @spw5665
    @spw5665 Před rokem +1

    The cheese one freaked me out because I had SEEN that one before in high school when a friend and I were looking at wikihow articles. Holy shit, the cheese cult returned.

  • @drumstuff1524
    @drumstuff1524 Před rokem +2

    Charlie Slimecicle is screaming about ostriches in the background of this video

  • @lorenzoaicardi6654
    @lorenzoaicardi6654 Před 2 lety +81

    I love it when John is honest with us about his armpit fetish; it really helps convince me of buying another one of his NFTs.

  • @nocturnaloop
    @nocturnaloop Před 2 lety +20

    Clearly Jack is unaware of the stranglehold frogs have on the youths

  • @karenl5971
    @karenl5971 Před 2 lety +1

    I didn't expect you to rant about Alf fanfiction for 30 minutes, your content sure has changed

  • @maiaeliana888
    @maiaeliana888 Před 2 lety +230

    Editor really nailed it on this one, really enjoyed all the little edits which made it even funnier. Jack though remains himself

    • @EyasD04
      @EyasD04 Před 2 lety +8

      omg that sounded a little too much like a disappointed father talking about his 2 sons.
      where one is a disappointment and the other is awesome?

    • @warlordish
      @warlordish Před 2 lety

      Doesn't matter if he's still himself. He never existed anyways.

    • @lanefehr3096
      @lanefehr3096 Před 2 lety +1

      Jack has to be himself or else he reverts back to John.

    • @morfy2581
      @morfy2581 Před 2 lety +1

      The editor is jacks secret brother: John.
      And this commentor is obviously the father.

    • @seronimo__7735
      @seronimo__7735 Před 2 lety

      Can the editor nail me next?

  • @KingOfGaymes
    @KingOfGaymes Před 2 lety +696

    He feeding us so good after being gone, half an hour of content 😎

  • @an_actual_tapeworm
    @an_actual_tapeworm Před 2 lety +2

    ive studied wikihow articles for the last ten years in my life while isolating myself and not answerimg my parents calls so this was no challenge.

  • @starflyxxl8600
    @starflyxxl8600 Před 2 lety +5

    14:40 how to experience the outside world as a discord moderator

  • @koacado
    @koacado Před 2 lety +177

    I actually saw the frog article. I have way too many mosquitoes in my backyard so frogs would help a lot with that. There's also info on how to build nests for bats and obviously birds. Way better than mosquitoes.

  • @drewdanaceau8844
    @drewdanaceau8844 Před 2 lety +170

    Really gotta applaud John for coming forward about his crippling fear of bed-wetting. Made me tear up a little.

    • @Troixix
      @Troixix Před 2 lety +3

      We all got so excited we peed a little. In bed! :)

    • @davisdoesgames6815
      @davisdoesgames6815 Před 2 lety +5

      Foolish mortals, embrace the piss. Become piss.

    • @brnby6645
      @brnby6645 Před 2 lety +1

      Good

    • @skullchimes
      @skullchimes Před 2 lety +2

      I'm sorry but he can't talk right now, he's making PISS

    • @Nathan_Woods
      @Nathan_Woods Před 2 lety +1

      You need to face your fears, John.

  • @nooby987
    @nooby987 Před 2 lety +3

    Great video! My kids loved this video and wanted to see more of stuff like this! They were sad when I had to put them back in the basement though.

  • @memoriam.victoriam
    @memoriam.victoriam Před 2 lety +2

    i NEED a part two

  • @NukaKappa
    @NukaKappa Před 2 lety +315

    Wow, Jack. You know I wasn’t super ecstatic when you asked the question “How to build a trap so frogs stop eating my pants while I’m wearing them” but it was a blast watching you go through trial and error for a full 1 hour and 56 minutes, unedited and uncut, to get the results you wanted. Congrats, relatable YIAY.

  • @ohnonotthegoldfish3559
    @ohnonotthegoldfish3559 Před 2 lety +413

    it makes me nostalgic how jack's gone back to his roots and begun again to intersperse YIAY answers with low-quality footage of bloodied animal cages. And he's not just recycling content like he did last time! The heavy breathing and unintelligible screaming really brings jacksfilms into the modern era. Resubscribed