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  • čas přidán 19. 06. 2024
  • Bryce Hall and Jake Paul's names rhyme. Coincidence? I think so, probably. Anyway, quarantine parties are dumb. Be responsible and stay safe everybody!
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  • @jarvis
    @jarvis  Před 3 lety +8290

    CONTENT WARNING: This video references a video that jokes about sexual assault. It's around 12 minutes in and ends at 15 minutes. I intended to put this in the video, but i was in a rush and it got left out. my apologies!

    • @yassjun4309
      @yassjun4309 Před 3 lety +104

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    • @nman431
      @nman431 Před 3 lety +670

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    • @yassjun4309
      @yassjun4309 Před 3 lety +185

      nman431 thank you for correcting Jarvis

    • @asafteixeira5941
      @asafteixeira5941 Před 3 lety +58

      Jarvis Johnson is that a community shirt go go the human beings😀

    • @samuelrappaport6162
      @samuelrappaport6162 Před 3 lety +41

      Lol who would actually get mad at that

  • @dkujo
    @dkujo Před 3 lety +8413

    I hate when people wear shirts like "Harvard University" , "Stanford University", "Greendale Community College" these fancy, rich, good, elegant schols.

  • @Kettie5
    @Kettie5 Před 3 lety +4035

    “Hi there, I’m Jarvis, and we’re all going to die”
    Such a heartwarming intro

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 Před 3 lety +2327

    He couldn’t cancel his 21st birthday?
    - My brother wasn’t able to visit the guy he’s been talking to for months. This guy is his first real relationship, and it’s the first time he’s ever felt this way about someone, and he can’t travel to Reading (which is about 2 hours away from where we live) to visit him.
    - My mother’s 23 year old cousin committed suicide. His family couldn’t have a funeral for him.
    - My sister is pregnant and we might not be able to hold or even see the baby (she’s not due until May, so we’re not sure about that one yet)
    The point is, everyone is making sacrifices in order to keep people safe. *How spoiled and privileged do you have to be to think the rules don’t apply to you?!*

    • @somaika
      @somaika Před 3 lety +228

      *THIS.* tired of the influencers thinking they're better than everyone else

    • @sailor5822
      @sailor5822 Před 3 lety +134

      I’m so sorry for what happened to you. I went through something similar with ny aunts, uncles, and grandparents have been infected, or dead. We couldn’t even have a funeral for them. Many MANY people have been making sacrifices so the world can get better but some of our progress goes away because tiktoker just wanna break the rules and have fun??????? No. They need to stop their parties JUST FOR NOW, so the pandemic can get better and we can get back to normal, like having big parties. Just because you don’t have parties doesn’t mean you won’t earn money. Having parties spend money. Making content safe in your home will probably save those rich tiktokers so they need to calm down and BE PATIENT! Key word PATIENT!

    • @stephh1149
      @stephh1149 Před 3 lety +15

      did the baby come yet?

    • @yousifyounan6579
      @yousifyounan6579 Před 3 lety +18

      Dude, are you OK did you get to visit your family and your sisters baby

    • @rupeshjena9538
      @rupeshjena9538 Před 3 lety +15

      I Hope you and your family are feeling better ❤️

  • @doodlebrain6594
    @doodlebrain6594 Před 3 lety +1156

    That “it’s his 21st!!!” Comment really upset me because my graduation, prom, and entire last half of my senior year was ruined by COVID and while it was disappointing I stayed in quarantine and made the best of it, but no, you have to throw a giant party because it obviously can’t wait until your next birthday

    • @sawyernorthrop4078
      @sawyernorthrop4078 Před 3 lety +22

      Same. I had been really annoyed with my classmates who met up with people while the stay at home order was technically still in place but these type of people are the real problem

    • @chio5709
      @chio5709 Před 3 lety +4

      Same!! :( i don't understand this kind of people...

    • @isgem3718
      @isgem3718 Před 2 lety +5

      Oh my god same, class of 2020 hit different

    • @lillieampurra
      @lillieampurra Před 2 lety +1

      same here. even now it seems like people aren't taking it seriously

    • @Bionicbutter43
      @Bionicbutter43 Před 2 lety

      God same

  • @definitelyhooman7939
    @definitelyhooman7939 Před 3 lety +4781

    "It's his 21st"
    Dude, my sister postponed her wedding. My dad skipped his 40th. My aunt had her first child and we didn't visit them. You're not the only one who has to change plans. There's still things you can do to make it special without throwing a huge life threatening party. Grow up.

    • @minikipp8549
      @minikipp8549 Před 3 lety +242

      Yeah like my parents are missing their wedding anniversary and a bunch of my friends are sitting in a field 2 meters apart for their birthdays it’s not that hard

    • @jessica713
      @jessica713 Před 3 lety +50

      True a part of my dads family have postponed their wedding

    • @madhatt3r93
      @madhatt3r93 Před 3 lety +148

      My grandma couldnt go to the burial (im not a native speaker and i forgot the word) of her brother because there was a risk of her getting sick 😧

    • @asifanazir9385
      @asifanazir9385 Před 3 lety +120

      Exactly. I have missed funerals and graduation and so much more. These people are so priveliged and selfish. The worst type of people ever.

    • @angrykitteh9589
      @angrykitteh9589 Před 3 lety +39

      You might as well say that to a brick wall than someone as stupid as Jake Paul

  • @ThatBlondePerson
    @ThatBlondePerson Před 3 lety +5679

    "It's his 21st!"
    People have had to give up high school graduations, weddings and funerals, he can give up his 21st birthday...

    • @kateemma22
      @kateemma22 Před 3 lety +660

      Also 21 just means you can legally drink, that’s all. Are we supposed to believe he hasn’t been drinking since about 15?!

    • @roccoon9892
      @roccoon9892 Před 3 lety +313

      But its his 21st!1!1 (sad emoji, sad emoji, sad emoji, sad emoji)

    • @brennangleason5974
      @brennangleason5974 Před 3 lety +293

      it's so egotistical for him think that his birthday is so important that he NEEDS to have a huge party no matter the circumstances

    • @asifanazir9385
      @asifanazir9385 Před 3 lety +114

      THANKYOUUUU ugh i hate these egotistical and selfish pricks. Their literally the worst type of people

    • @sg-qi7np
      @sg-qi7np Před 3 lety +99

      i turned 21 in june. i drank at home, alone.

  • @zachmcnamara4376
    @zachmcnamara4376 Před 3 lety +283

    "Jeffrey...Jeffrey...Jeffrey, back in the 70s we didn't worry about AIDS, sex was like shaking hands"
    "...yeah, hence AIDS"
    I fucking love Community.

    • @narwalace3823
      @narwalace3823 Před 3 lety +29

      Back in the day we didn't worry about racism!
      Yeah that's probably why it exists...

  • @chebic5095
    @chebic5095 Před 3 lety +850

    I didn’t even know that. Dixie telling people not to do something a few days after her doing it herself is the most influencer thing ever.

    • @kiratehe1010
      @kiratehe1010 Před 3 lety +36

      Who knew that a few months later she would be going to the Bahamas

  • @fishproductions22
    @fishproductions22 Před 3 lety +1038

    "I understand that you think not partying will put you're life on *hold* . However if you keep partying you may put others' lives on *stop* ."
    That is gold

  • @riceismyname5491
    @riceismyname5491 Před 3 lety +5622

    I'm 18, have no idea who any of these people are, and hate all of them. Is this what boomers feel like?

    • @Lobotomobillionaire
      @Lobotomobillionaire Před 3 lety +407

      I'm 26 and I already feel like this.

    • @prestige8477
      @prestige8477 Před 3 lety +705

      Right? When I graduated last year, I thought our generation would be unique, the ones who'd finally fight against tyrannical corporate rule, promote ethical business practices, dissolve unjust laws, or at the very least stay inside to prevent spread. But here's our 17-21 y/o crowd being just as dumb as the one before it. Guess our generation isn't so unique after all. :/

    • @jeffcgh
      @jeffcgh Před 3 lety +272

      I’m 16 and I feel boomerish too

    • @Aerials135
      @Aerials135 Před 3 lety +115

      @riceismyname that but with more joint pain

    • @Mimi-fo8yo
      @Mimi-fo8yo Před 3 lety +170

      Bruh same and I’m 14....

  • @shr1mpsush1
    @shr1mpsush1 Před 3 lety +554

    "I'm one of CZcamss riskiest creators!..."
    Maybe you're not longer worth the risk, Jake.

  • @squishpop3416
    @squishpop3416 Před 3 lety +338

    "It's his 21st dude!"
    My brother's birthday was today. We had a zoom meeting with our family, we baked a cake, and we built a house together in Minecraft, which is one of his favorite games.
    There are many fun things you can do on your birthday which don't require having a big party with tons of people.

    • @sawyernorthrop4078
      @sawyernorthrop4078 Před 3 lety +23

      You can also see people in person in a safe way! On my 18th birthday my gf came by and we sat outside, distanced and grilled outside

    • @l.u.n.e
      @l.u.n.e Před 3 lety +10

      for my bday, i binge-read all the books from my tbr list and binge watched shows on my "watch later" afterwards!! i see birthdays as a day long 'me time'!!

    • @povy2002
      @povy2002 Před měsícem

      I know this is a while ago (I'm always late to videos) but this sounds so hecking fun!!

  • @carpet-snark6446
    @carpet-snark6446 Před 3 lety +2130

    I just have a HUNCH, and don’t quote me on this, I can’t be sure, that these parties of 150+ people MIGHT cause a problem. Just maybe. I dunno.

  • @camz5578
    @camz5578 Před 3 lety +862

    Hello, it is I! Resident teenager! I literally cannot express how EASY it has been to nOT GO TO PARTIES DURING QUARANTINE. IT'S SO EASY. THERE'S NO EXCUSE.

    • @Collin212
      @Collin212 Před 3 lety +9

      Yeah

    • @moetrashu
      @moetrashu Před 3 lety +2

      Yes, just be lame and don’t care about invites!

    • @moetrashu
      @moetrashu Před 3 lety +4

      Like me!

    • @camz5578
      @camz5578 Před 3 lety +17

      @@moetrashu it's probably worth noting that even before the pandemic, I was homeschooled, all of my friends were online (and usually didn't live in my state), I barely ever left my room let alone my house, and parties gave me extreme anxiety and often induced shutdowns or meltdowns (I'm on the autism spectrum and struggle with sensory processing, so the loud noises that come with a bunch of people hanging out in one space tended to be very stressful).
      THERE'S STILL NO EXCUSE TO BE ACTIVELY ENDANGERING OTHER PEOPLE IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC THOUGH, BE RECKLESS WITH YOUR OWN LIFE IF YOU HAVE TO BUT DON'T PUT EVERYONE ELSE AT RISK YOU SELFISH ASSHOLES!

    • @camz5578
      @camz5578 Před 3 lety +10

      @@moetrashu but yeah no, nobody was inviting me to parties in the first place lmao.

  • @filthyweebscum1163
    @filthyweebscum1163 Před 3 lety +533

    Think regular parties are bad? Over here some teenagers had a “Covid party” and tried to infect as many people as possible in skerries

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Před 3 lety +80

      It's the new Tide Pod challenge.

    • @apotato7169
      @apotato7169 Před 3 lety +83

      Just natural selection doing its job, for the better or the worst (sorry about my English)

    • @MrDwightsimon
      @MrDwightsimon Před 3 lety +2

      That party must have been lit AF

    • @BentleyS6336
      @BentleyS6336 Před 3 lety +45

      God that sounds like the chicken pox parties antivaxxers do

    • @davidbosy4275
      @davidbosy4275 Před 3 lety +42

      That's not real. Please tell me that's not real. It can't be real. Humanity was a mistake.

  • @ramenyoun501
    @ramenyoun501 Před 3 lety +554

    Uhm in Arabic we have no pronunciation of the letter "P" so we just say them with a "B" so yes property would quite literally be broberty

    • @norwaee
      @norwaee Před 3 lety +2

      You guys don't have پ?

    • @ep1x3
      @ep1x3 Před 3 lety +2

      I’m pretty sure there is, or maybe it’s just Persian

    • @LuckyCharms-lj2wl
      @LuckyCharms-lj2wl Před 3 lety +55

      EP1X yeah...that’s why they said Arabic and not Persian lol

    • @hussainbedair7676
      @hussainbedair7676 Před 3 lety +32

      I was talking to a friend of mine named poppy and it was fun to tell her that in Arabic we'd pronounce her name booby.

    • @kishinumaayumi
      @kishinumaayumi Před 3 lety

      @@norwaee that's a ny sound tho

  • @beepbeepcasucha
    @beepbeepcasucha Před 3 lety +1440

    My aunty's husband had to be sedated because his case of covid was so bad. He was said to be steadily improving then died the following day. You can wait to say hello to your friends. She was never able to say goodbye.

  • @katelynisboring
    @katelynisboring Před 3 lety +7264

    “It’s his 21st bro!” I turned 21 in July and played animal crossing all day. My villagers threw me a party and then I had food delivered from doordash. I FaceTimed my friends. That was pretty much it. It wasn’t a huge party and it was still a really fun day. For my sister’s birthday we all got face masks and sat on a zoom spa, since that’s her ideal day. There’s so many things you can do that’ll suit a person while being safe and social distancing.

    • @kylenabors3273
      @kylenabors3273 Před 3 lety +463

      that sounds lovely actually; i just went on a small hike with my sister on mine last month. Happy belated birthday :)

    • @katelynisboring
      @katelynisboring Před 3 lety +249

      @@kylenabors3273 that sounds so fun as well! I hope your hike was lovely, and thank you. happy belated birthday to you too! :)

    • @selene4926
      @selene4926 Před 3 lety +133

      what is a zoom spa? do they put virtual cucumbers on the screen?

    • @eiffiedarkness649
      @eiffiedarkness649 Před 3 lety +84

      I did nothing I just rot in bed

    • @xnesthetic
      @xnesthetic Před 3 lety +88

      My 21st bday was in June. My bf and I walked around the shopping district in my town which has a really nice park and and cool shit to look at, even though most of the shops were closed, then walked to the bar district and went to a bar (w/ masks on ofc) with like 3 people there and ordered a few drinks and had tacos. Everyone there was distanced with only a couple people working there. We walked along a lake afterwards then headed to my mom's place to have cake with my fam. It was nice, simple. Like most of my bdays tbh

  • @akachickennuggets9190
    @akachickennuggets9190 Před 3 lety +98

    If I happened to be a girl around those dudes I’d be so genuinely afraid for my own life

  • @amaimonfrombecom3411
    @amaimonfrombecom3411 Před 3 lety +222

    my tia died from cancer i had to go to her funeral on a zoom, my cousin graduated this year did i mention it was on a zoom? My cousin had a baby recently did i tell you im not allowed to see him? and boi cant give up his birthday

    • @mafuyussparkles7161
      @mafuyussparkles7161 Před 3 lety +14

      I know I’m commenting on this super late but I just wanted to say I’m so sorry for your loss and I hope you’re doing a little better now, have a lovely day

    • @aer2895
      @aer2895 Před 2 lety

      can’t give up my jujutsu kaisen tho

    • @lorenzoprejimmy2591
      @lorenzoprejimmy2591 Před 2 lety

      All of these sound like they are because of government lockdowns, not coronavirus.

    • @dr.schlopp4089
      @dr.schlopp4089 Před 2 lety +3

      @@lorenzoprejimmy2591 yes, government shutdowns because of....? You getting it yet?

  • @ava_lou
    @ava_lou Před 3 lety +2337

    30 kids from my school had a “prom”, no masks, no social distancing, and we start school in a week. school doesnt require testing for anyone, and im praying that they dont cause an outbreak in school. Im 17 and only have one parent who’s 60 with asthma and id like to graduate high school with that one parent being there

    • @Aster_Risk
      @Aster_Risk Před 3 lety +248

      I really hope you and your family will be okay.

    • @DemonPanther124
      @DemonPanther124 Před 3 lety +67

      Dependant on the bylaws, could they be reported? Good luck. 😞

    • @milkshake2659
      @milkshake2659 Před 3 lety +65

      Yeah that kind of stupidity is why I’m doing online school

    • @fergusfungus9618
      @fergusfungus9618 Před 3 lety +57

      do you have an option for online schooling in your area? either way I hope you and your parent stay safe!

    • @AngelPetty100
      @AngelPetty100 Před 3 lety +69

      Schools really need stop opening up so soon in the middle of the pandemic. I don't know how many days of school you are going to have, but I do know what I would do. I would boycott it and say that unless it's online school or they start taking tests, then I'm not going. Then make parents aware and boycott it together, so the school has no choice but to take the time to test. The school has no right to endanger you or your parent's life. They should also tell students who have went to gatherings to stay home as well. This is my opinion, and I hope you and your parent stay safe and healthy. 😔

  • @KroanC
    @KroanC Před 3 lety +1953

    Jake Paul is a horrible role model. His content switched from kids to adults without warning on CZcams, he had a party with no distancing and masks, he got raided by the FBI before Onision.

    • @charlotterhodes7359
      @charlotterhodes7359 Před 3 lety +70

      @@teehee6372 And yet other youtubers swear once and get demonized all the time

    • @ahmetbey4730
      @ahmetbey4730 Před 3 lety +25

      if you can even call him a role model

    • @briangarcia7384
      @briangarcia7384 Před 3 lety +2

      @BALD CAT most of his fans watch porno

    • @rach3092
      @rach3092 Před 3 lety +5

      Seriously! We need to plant like, a seed or something for Onion boy to get raided (please don't actually do this, for legal reasons omg)

    • @terryfuldsgaming7995
      @terryfuldsgaming7995 Před 3 lety +1

      @BALD CAT report it...

  • @d_vlc
    @d_vlc Před 3 lety +182

    "You can't make money if you die"
    *Laughs in painters*

  • @mintchocolatechip2412
    @mintchocolatechip2412 Před 3 lety +120

    Jesus christ, it's not that hard to stay home. I turned 21 too this year and instead of going to a bar, I drank at home with family. In my opinion, it was way better than going out and I'm sure my stomach agreed.

  • @rubyryan8945
    @rubyryan8945 Před 3 lety +1559

    I actually really hate the people going to parties, they make other teenagers look stupid

    • @msandovalsuarez23
      @msandovalsuarez23 Před 3 lety +40

      PERIODT!!!!

    • @gabrielleon9059
      @gabrielleon9059 Před 3 lety +31

      I can not agree with you more

    • @MontgomeryandCo
      @MontgomeryandCo Před 3 lety +60

      @Ruby Ryan yes I recently turned 13 and I hate tick tock (just my opinion ) and those idiots who yell randomly about everything and are obnoxious and rude and dress stupidly and just are all and all stupid.
      And also (just my opinion do whatever you want) but why do some girls not all tho insist on wearing a ton of makeup and wear as little clothing as possible, but again my opinion

    • @gabrielleon9059
      @gabrielleon9059 Před 3 lety +16

      @@MontgomeryandCo I am extremely happy to agree with you, I'm 14 bdw

    • @MontgomeryandCo
      @MontgomeryandCo Před 3 lety +3

      Gabriel León nice

  • @DenisRicardo
    @DenisRicardo Před 3 lety +2772

    There's just a disgusting amount of privilege that is completely lost on these kids. They're mostly white, rich and famous. It doesn't even matter if they get sick with COVID because they can afford to pay for treatment. They can catch it having a fun party while the working class will catch COVID trying to make sure they have a roof over their heads. It's honestly upsetting and I'm glad this is a incredibly small minority. I just hope that they're really not all that influencial.

    • @willharris1836
      @willharris1836 Před 3 lety +72

      Preach

    • @mrenygma181
      @mrenygma181 Před 3 lety +88

      Hope in one hand and shit in the other, and tell me which one fills up first.
      Too many, FAR too many stupid kids look to these human rejects called "influencers" for their social ques, dos, and don'ts. Look at how many crotch spawns were screaming "It's everyday, bro!"

    • @chrishansen1842
      @chrishansen1842 Před 3 lety +23

      Dude did you really have to list white on the list of things that makes them privileged?

    • @DenisRicardo
      @DenisRicardo Před 3 lety +143

      Chris Hansen yes because COVID disproportionately effects people of color, particularly Black communities.

    • @chrishansen1842
      @chrishansen1842 Před 3 lety +18

      @@DenisRicardo you make it sound like it consciously chooses to do so. I still don't get how them being white gives them privilege in this situation unless there's some kind of actual difference

  • @bombasticsideeye123
    @bombasticsideeye123 Před 3 lety +81

    "It's his 21st."
    Yeah my graduation got cancelled.

  • @nicolemelo8994
    @nicolemelo8994 Před 3 lety +88

    "It's his 21st, dude"
    It's his 21st and 20 last, dude

  • @theversacelife5232
    @theversacelife5232 Před 3 lety +1274

    “I woke up and I felt a little bit off so I got a test and it actually ended up coming back positive,” they are so privileged it’s that easy for them to get tests when they are putting thousands at risk that won’t be able to be tested as quickly as them. My blood is BOILING

    • @bperson4153
      @bperson4153 Před 3 lety +43

      Right?! It pisses me off

    • @rumfordc
      @rumfordc Před 3 lety +2

      the only people at risk are others who are going outside. if you stay inside you shouldn't have anything to worry about right? if you can't stay inside to save lives then you're a killer so you deserve what you get.

    • @Axb2774
      @Axb2774 Před 3 lety +152

      ...and the shittiest take of the day goes to-Rumford Chimpenstein

    • @katerinab1918
      @katerinab1918 Před 3 lety +126

      Rumford Chimpenstein some people can’t just drop their jobs... it’s not always a choice.

    • @auliarahmas.d.2610
      @auliarahmas.d.2610 Před 3 lety +94

      @@rumfordc Problem with this is that a stay at home person is still endangered by their family/roommate/etc who still has a schedule outside, so it may seem that they're totally safe but in fact not really. Like elderly people, signs might not show on the younger ones but they still pass on something to the elders.

  • @thesubjectofstars
    @thesubjectofstars Před 3 lety +2890

    are they lan parties?
    "no, NERD. they're COOL parties."
    oh.
    so they're dnd parties.

    • @Liteweaver301
      @Liteweaver301 Před 3 lety +21

      LMAO same

    • @Aster-ORIME
      @Aster-ORIME Před 3 lety +5

      LMAOOO

    • @spartanipods
      @spartanipods Před 3 lety +28

      I low-key miss playing DnD...

    • @zoe-nh3vf
      @zoe-nh3vf Před 3 lety +5

      Yes! Dnd is the best

    • @whatisthis1958
      @whatisthis1958 Před 3 lety +30

      @@spartanipods I play online atm, but it's not really the same. We started our new campaign during quarentine and its sad we cant do it irl because my current character is the best I've ever made. Idk if I can top him, he is my peak lmao

  • @jen_is_not_ok
    @jen_is_not_ok Před 3 lety +55

    I just want you to know that this is my favorite video, from the shirt to the jokes and skits, just 100% gold

  • @wolf1066
    @wolf1066 Před 3 lety +112

    This is seriously like watching an alien species. I may never get to travel between the stars to distant planets and observe the strange lifeforms there, but watching these "creators" and "influencers" is pretty close to the same thing.
    I never set out to find out about the lives of rampant narcissists with room-temperature IQs but now I have, and it's been educational. Thank you, Jarvis, for opening a window onto this strange phenomenon - I now feel justified in thinking the world is more fucked-up than we can possibly imagine.

  • @aaronconverse4587
    @aaronconverse4587 Před 3 lety +1635

    How sad that people can’t STOP going to party’s when my problem is getting invited to them..

    • @lakamokolaka
      @lakamokolaka Před 3 lety +60

      Yeah because most sane people you know aren't trying to party right now because no one wants to die

    • @aaronconverse4587
      @aaronconverse4587 Před 3 lety +42

      lakamokolaka haha yeah ik man, I’m just joking I haven’t seen more then a few people in months

    • @mems9953
      @mems9953 Před 3 lety +5

      Luckily, when my friends invite me over to a party, it's usually 6 of us max. And we play CIV and stuff.

    • @aaronconverse4587
      @aaronconverse4587 Před 3 lety +7

      Zorbal UwU yeah, I’ve found myself on social media and snap chat a lot more, weirdly I’m starting to get to know people who live a lot farther away and losing connections I have near by

    • @Serliu
      @Serliu Před 3 lety +3

      I relate ngl

  • @psychedelicfeline6164
    @psychedelicfeline6164 Před 3 lety +329

    I beat cancer to face the pandemic. The repercussions of these individuals will have an impact on others. As someone immunocompromised, thank you for this video Dear Jarvis.

    • @piagebot2943
      @piagebot2943 Před 3 lety +35

      Yes!! Both of my parents are immunocompromised and you dont even know how many people have asked if i wanted to go to non social distancing events!! When I say no they’re all like “oh well none of us are sick or anyone else in our families are sick rn” like i just wanna slap them in the face with two yard sticks taped together and be like “do you not hear yourself?!”

    • @elijahewers2458
      @elijahewers2458 Před 3 lety +16

      @@piagebot2943 That's smart because you can't slap them with your hand lmao

    • @strawberrymagpie
      @strawberrymagpie Před 3 lety +8

      Stay safe ❤️

    • @ragdollrebel8620
      @ragdollrebel8620 Před 3 lety +20

      Omg congrats on beating Cancer!
      I'm so sorry to hear you're immunocompromised

  • @Squirreltasticqueen
    @Squirreltasticqueen Před 3 lety +38

    "a protest over the closure of gyms" (shows clip of a mosh pit and no police trying to beat their asses) about what I expected tbh

  • @NoobPlayer12234
    @NoobPlayer12234 Před 3 lety +89

    Jarvis Johnson:
    you can't make money when you die.
    Micheal Jackson:
    Are you challenging me

  • @flatP_
    @flatP_ Před 3 lety +1254

    > “allegedly putting other people at risk”
    > shows video footage of jake paul putting other people at risk

    • @arkham.j.republic3299
      @arkham.j.republic3299 Před 3 lety +13

      Nice pfp... I guess..?

    • @OctennialSeraphina
      @OctennialSeraphina Před 3 lety +15

      WHAT THE ACTUAL HEMORRHOID IS YOU PROFILE PICTURE?!?

    • @maplerosez
      @maplerosez Před 3 lety +3

      Ahhh.... good ol idocy. Nowadays it's normal in America now ,_,

    • @i2aimii
      @i2aimii Před 3 lety +3

      didn't know Nakanaka watched Jarvis (love your translations btw)

    • @cameronfournier1756
      @cameronfournier1756 Před 3 lety +3

      I think they legally have to say that

  • @bekah13
    @bekah13 Před 3 lety +3838

    “It’s his 21st he couldn’t cancel it”
    Well let me see what was canceled...
    My entire softball league
    In person school
    My cousins 3rd birthday
    My family’s first trip to disney in 7 years
    My cousin, Nate wedding
    My cousin, who tragically died of a brain tumor, had his funeral canceled
    My school play
    My cousins 22 birthday
    My brothers 16 birthday
    My 2nd brothers 13 birthday
    My dads 50 birthday
    My summer job at an animal shelter
    Special ed and IEP services that my brother had in normal school*
    All this crap was canceled, and he couldn’t cancel one thing?
    *This makes me really furious that the school would just stop giving him services without notice, my mom got an email that basically just said, “we are no longer giving your son services for his IEP” shites fucked

    • @Laz3rCat95
      @Laz3rCat95 Před 3 lety +207

      That's fucked up that he just stopped getting services, isn't that illegal?

    • @bekah13
      @bekah13 Před 3 lety +112

      Pete Fredrickson, yeah i don’t know, he is still in a special education class but he is not getting all the services he was getting last year, it’s still fucked

    • @giggles4895
      @giggles4895 Před 3 lety +125

      Yeah I feel it
      Graduation was cancelled
      All of my friends 18th birthdays were cancelled
      My dads 60th birthday was cancelled
      I work with kids and one of their parents FaceTimed me with them crying because they missed me 😭
      And to top it all off
      my gramma had a sudden heart attack and we didn’t get to have a funeral for her.. never even got to see her. But he can’t cancel his birthday party....

    • @sambradley9091
      @sambradley9091 Před 3 lety +46

      I had to cancel my 18th birthday, that's even more important than a 21st. I became an adult and there was no party with all my friends.

    • @sambradley9091
      @sambradley9091 Před 3 lety +42

      @@giggles4895 Oh I'm so sorry about your grandmother. The same thing happened to my uncle, I feel you :(

  • @person954
    @person954 Před 3 lety +129

    Anyone that names their daughter 'Dixie' clearly has no respect, and would not teach their kids to avoid large gatherings

    • @VaughnOfficalMusic
      @VaughnOfficalMusic Před 3 lety +5

      Who teaches their kids to avoid large gatherings. Like yea ik you should avoid them now but you wouldn’t know this shit would happen when you’re kid was young.

    • @Licorice_fiend
      @Licorice_fiend Před 3 lety +20

      @Mono _ Why does this make so much frickin sense to my brain!? I've only ever ridden/interacted with a horse on a couple of occasions, but I'm tellin 'ya... "Dixie" is totally a horse name, through and through.

    • @plainjanex9970
      @plainjanex9970 Před 3 lety +30

      “Dixie” is the type of name that you think of and go ‘oh that’s cute’ but nobody would actually call their kid it 💀

    • @hawktalon7890
      @hawktalon7890 Před 3 lety +12

      @@plainjanex9970 I feel like Dixie is the type of thing people would name a dog, or horse as a commenter above in the thread did say. Some names just shouldn't be used for people haha. It just...feels too weird.

    • @euuuughhhh7799
      @euuuughhhh7799 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Licorice_fiend i feel like dixie would fit one of those little white fluffy dogs lol

  • @abigailhayes9242
    @abigailhayes9242 Před 3 lety +52

    The “broperty brothers” has me screaming

  • @cody6685
    @cody6685 Před 3 lety +1474

    The slight pause before Carl said his piece was a brilliant touch.

    • @TheOneGaming0
      @TheOneGaming0 Před 3 lety +5

      Nice

    • @grupsy8115
      @grupsy8115 Před 3 lety +18

      I came straight to the comments when I saw that part

    • @boppity-oscar5054
      @boppity-oscar5054 Před 3 lety +3

      have a nice week God loves you God bless Jesus died for you Jesus is King there is no love greater than Jesus. spread the Gospel and positivity

    • @cvfd1987
      @cvfd1987 Před 3 lety +5

      @@boppity-oscar5054 ik you love good but why do you hate black people

    • @slowcosmic6176
      @slowcosmic6176 Před 3 lety +2

      CV Fd what?

  • @strawberryqueen0382
    @strawberryqueen0382 Před 3 lety +1483

    “Hi there, I’m Jarvis and we’re all going to die.”
    Big 2020 mood

    • @saiunknown_2718
      @saiunknown_2718 Před 3 lety +8

      mood

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 Před 3 lety +12

      That’s just humans in general

    • @girltrash.7166
      @girltrash.7166 Před 3 lety +5

      Can we just die already

    • @NoName-ld7gg
      @NoName-ld7gg Před 3 lety +4

      @:Giza: [TLK]
      NO DEPRESSION ON MY WATCH-
      I’M SENDING POSITIVE VIBES YOUR WAY AND THERE’S NO STOPPING THEM

    • @NoName-ld7gg
      @NoName-ld7gg Před 3 lety +1

      @ShibuNub 犬
      Eh, that’s fair.

  • @slambotv1334
    @slambotv1334 Před 3 lety +102

    “These influencers can’t stay home”
    Me: What idiots
    “It’s because their walls are too boring”
    Me: That’s fair

  • @ChaosInsurgent22
    @ChaosInsurgent22 Před 3 lety +29

    "Broctor, i'm here for my brostate exam"
    That there is was humourous

  • @ritariza2835
    @ritariza2835 Před 3 lety +462

    House party? More like house full of people that are not-so-smarty 😎
    Sorry 😔💖

  • @dxmibby
    @dxmibby Před 3 lety +3337

    "it's his 21st"
    my girlfriend turned 16, and was going to visit me, but couldn't because of the virus. so instead we went on minecraft and got married

    • @swivelsenpaier6135
      @swivelsenpaier6135 Před 3 lety +458

      That’s so cute...I think...

    • @spookyboy8127
      @spookyboy8127 Před 3 lety +68

      Jay Wytte aww

    • @avs5839
      @avs5839 Před 3 lety +219

      I did the same my favorite villager who sold mending officiated it

    • @brgan557
      @brgan557 Před 3 lety +34

      Married at 16? Doesn't that seem a little too early?

    • @tiffany15O5
      @tiffany15O5 Před 3 lety +281

      @@brgan557 its minecraft lmao

  • @l.o.hgames1681
    @l.o.hgames1681 Před 3 lety +26

    To quote my dad to all those apologizing
    “You know you are wrong because we are telling you, not because you made the conscious choice to not do something.”

  • @LazarusTVDK
    @LazarusTVDK Před 3 lety +99

    "Annie's pretty young. We try not to sexualize her."

  • @bluelanterns2589
    @bluelanterns2589 Před 3 lety +1243

    “A China shop wont let me, a bull in”
    Meanwhile I’m just thinking about that myth busters episode where they put a bull in a chinashop and the bull just walks around the stuff

    • @lilium9361
      @lilium9361 Před 3 lety +18

      Same lol

    • @terryfuldsgaming7995
      @terryfuldsgaming7995 Před 3 lety +102

      Yeah, I'm with jarvis on this one. Just cuz that one bull that one day decided to browse, doenst mean he would have been that calm with an entire flock of braindead bulls cheering him on and recording it all.

    • @napajwolf13
      @napajwolf13 Před 3 lety +4

      I thought of that exact episode too!

    • @septicaemia5699
      @septicaemia5699 Před 3 lety +26

      Im thinking of that advert.
      'Why is this bull in a china shop so caaaaaaalm?
      Because all his debts are paid off with money super maaaaaaaaaaaaaaarket'

    • @ErinLastNameRedacted
      @ErinLastNameRedacted Před 3 lety +1

      I need to see that episode. It sounds hilarious.

  • @piagebot2943
    @piagebot2943 Před 3 lety +456

    Imagine being able to do simple dances because you’re objectively not ugly in your own home for thousands of dollars a day and still finding it necessary to have large gatherings without masks while there are people who have no other option than to be in conditions that put them at risk.

    • @smart507532nd
      @smart507532nd Před 3 lety +15

      Right. Boils my blood

    • @c.harlotte
      @c.harlotte Před 3 lety +1

      Ikr they can literally buy dozens of game consoles and games lol

    • @itsgrace717
      @itsgrace717 Před 3 lety +9

      I work overnights in a diagnostics lab that nowadays mostly does Covid tests; the number of which grows exponentially by the week no thanks to "influencer" parties like these. I'd give anything to go out and party and get paid for it. Or Hell even to just go out and party. But there are more important things going on in the world right now. Like. You know. Not dying or killing people.

    • @piagebot2943
      @piagebot2943 Před 3 lety +3

      Anna M - thank you so much for all of your hard work! But you’re right, these people need to stop being selfish and stay home!! It’s one thing if you have no other option, but I think your huge birthday party can wait!!

  • @senza4591
    @senza4591 Před 3 lety +37

    In behalf of all canadians:
    We apologize for not keeping track of them Nelks

  • @duelbraids
    @duelbraids Před 3 lety +59

    as a 21 year old who holds a bank job i feel like a failed zoomer. i haven't even attended one party! (and that includes my own birthday party, which was me and my cat in my apartment)

  • @andergarcia4953
    @andergarcia4953 Před 3 lety +514

    Don't these "influencers" live in mansions?How is it hard for them to stay inside?

    • @plantern4590
      @plantern4590 Před 3 lety +27

      Bc its an empty mansion

    • @actionjackson3522
      @actionjackson3522 Před 3 lety +44

      @@plantern4590 Yup influencers usually rent their "houses" because they don't have the credit to buy the house. So all of the furniture is rented for the best photo ops possible.

    • @andergarcia4953
      @andergarcia4953 Před 3 lety +7

      @@plantern4590 they can buy a switch or a ps4 to play with.

    • @plantern4590
      @plantern4590 Před 3 lety +12

      What i mean is that theres nothing really going in the mansion thus being it empty and boring.
      Yea its big but wtf will you do if not party in it?(according to other people's logic)
      But to me i would rather enjoy it with my "squad" since if i was in their shoes i live with them. Kinda says alot abt them actually. That they find each other boring and stuff... like wth if my friends were there we wouldnt mind getting stuck together.

    • @plantern4590
      @plantern4590 Před 3 lety +1

      @martin thats the sad reality.. people who dont realize that fame isnt everything and its pointless to chase it will just chase it :

  • @bigsplash8064
    @bigsplash8064 Před 3 lety +5865

    I'm happy you did a awkward pause when you were pretending to be a reporter on the scene, it made it seem so realistic.

    • @NoLongerNull
      @NoLongerNull Před 3 lety +71

      Ikrrrrr it's what I thought

    • @arithmomania1237
      @arithmomania1237 Před 3 lety +23

      Me👏🏾too👏🏾

    • @endiecutie06
      @endiecutie06 Před 3 lety +113

      @@endgameisbad2733 dude, this comment is from two months ago, chill. People like comments without even really looking at them, and even if they did read it, as long as it’s legible people will like it.

    • @mariija
      @mariija Před 3 lety +58

      @@endgameisbad2733 is this a joke

    • @mariija
      @mariija Před 3 lety +35

      @@endgameisbad2733 its just a spelling mistake then---

  • @chebic5095
    @chebic5095 Před 3 lety +39

    TBH all these people that are this selfish, entitled, and just generally have this bad of behavior and in turn influence. probably shouldn’t have the platform that they do.

  • @cloudysquadz4764
    @cloudysquadz4764 Před 3 lety +23

    Omg- if I was a teenager I would literally make a big gaming setup and never leave my room. I’d play Minecraft and watch anime ;-;

  • @mariellletomtom2235
    @mariellletomtom2235 Před 3 lety +251

    influencers are the some of the only people who can do their job at home,
    so i don't know,
    *_MABEY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT DURING A GLOBAL PANDEMIC-_*

  • @TheReminecers
    @TheReminecers Před 3 lety +2147

    My brothers friends dad died. They had no funeral. He had a heart attack. His son was ten. But ya your birthday is important.

    • @LadyAtoli
      @LadyAtoli Před 3 lety +20

      And them having a party affects you how? Host your own funeral. Stop letting the news scare you out of living your life. It's gonna end one way or another.

    • @rueclouds1156
      @rueclouds1156 Před 3 lety +400

      @@LadyAtoli yes, your life is gonna end one way or another. but hosting a funeral - just like a party - is an opportunity for the virus to be spread to lots more people, endangering their lives. if those people meet with others after, the virus will be spread even more. there are people with severe immunity problems, like cancer, and you hosting a funeral or party could indirectly kill them. it's not your choice to make when it's going to affect other people so drastically.

    • @insertnamehere2941
      @insertnamehere2941 Před 3 lety +100

      My condolenses

    • @koohletit1453
      @koohletit1453 Před 3 lety +4

      I mean thats not a good mentality, just becuase your issue is worse does it mean the other person should shut up? Not saying they should throw patries and shit were talking about feelings here

    • @burntofferings4607
      @burntofferings4607 Před 3 lety +200

      @@LadyAtoli Why is it so hard for people to be decent human beings? Also you can still live life without being a selfish piece of shit.

  • @hmmhmmmhmm1633
    @hmmhmmmhmm1633 Před 3 lety +48

    "its his 21st" umm couldnt you just cancelled that youre a grown ass man and couldnt cancel it what is he 5? Lets see what did we gave to cancel
    My 13th birthday
    Twin cousins being born ( not being at the actual birth but at the hospital )
    My dads 40th birthday
    Real life school
    Being sick and not going to the hospital to not risk getting covid
    Not being able to experience my math club that i was going to go to
    My brother's 6th birthday
    Not seeing my family as much ( I didn't see them at all in the begging but now cause quarantine ended its getting better kinda)
    Seeing so many of my family get covid and if they die I can't say goodbye
    My sisters 11th birthday
    My twin cousins 16th birthday
    Seeing my new baby cousin ( I only saw him once maybe twice )
    My cousins 14th birthday
    My other cousins 14th birthday
    Our trip on a Disney cruise ( that would've been my brothers first time on a cruise )
    And my aunts birthday
    Allllllll these birthdays and more were canceled yours isn't important Jakey

    • @xsteveconwayx
      @xsteveconwayx Před 3 lety +3

      Hey, don’t avoid going to the hospital. The covid patients are kept on separate floors to prevent spreading infection. You’ll be perfectly safe. My mom worked at a hospital in a high position until she retired a few months ago and dealt with a lot of covid procedures. The hospital is actually the safest place to avoid covid besides your own home.

    • @hmmhmmmhmm1633
      @hmmhmmmhmm1633 Před 3 lety

      @@xsteveconwayx yeah I know but even if I wanted to my family thinks its too dangerous and a huge part of my family works in the medical field and when I tell them they just say its cause I'm fat when im not even fat 🙄I guess ill just live with heart burns and being breathless 25/8 till I'm an adult

    • @xsteveconwayx
      @xsteveconwayx Před 3 lety

      @@hmmhmmmhmm1633 You can get over the counter meds for heartburn. And, fun fact, Pepcid can potentially reduce the severity of covid symptoms for some reason. But as someone with heartburn, even a moderate amount of excess weight can cause heartburn. It happens to me. Anyway, good luck. Stay safe and healthy.

  • @AbacusFrost
    @AbacusFrost Před 3 lety +28

    Jarvis could actually be a 7-12 million subscribed channel if he uploaded at least once a week

  • @deathnstuff
    @deathnstuff Před 3 lety +1566

    I’m fr not about to just glaze over the “men” who made “jokes” about sexual assault and made light of the BLMM. I truly don’t know why we, as decent, civilized human beings, are forced to tolerate their sorry excuses for existences. I’m seriously just so tired of getting pissed of at this type of behavior.

    • @koohletit1453
      @koohletit1453 Před 3 lety +1

      So edgy humor is just self deprication humor? K

    • @TheEPICGAMINGS
      @TheEPICGAMINGS Před 3 lety +1

      The nelk boys and steve can't be cancelled just for the simple reason their merch will always get sold out by their fans heck majority of their videos aren't monetized

    • @sklt00n
      @sklt00n Před 3 lety +25

      Opinion: black lives do matter but bro the black lives matter movement is such a shitshow

    • @KaelWrit
      @KaelWrit Před 3 lety +164

      Tyrone David the same shit people are saying about BLM is also what they said about the 60s Civil Rights movement, the 20s anti-lynching movement, and the abolitionist movement. White supremacists are invested in demonizing equal rights movements and they pull the same shit every time.

    • @sklt00n
      @sklt00n Před 3 lety +22

      If Martin Luther King Jr. was still alive today he'd be disappointed that the way that people of color protest equal rights is rioting, stealing from small businesses, destroying property, and even beating up people who are white. If you think any of those are justified then your ideas of racism is on a double standard, my friend.

  • @foxxfurrz
    @foxxfurrz Před 3 lety +741

    Jarvis out here being a real dad. He would make a great father fr.

  • @abigailgreenwell3824
    @abigailgreenwell3824 Před 3 lety +11

    Jarvis gives off such wholesome vibes and I can’t even explain why

  • @vegancheese2999
    @vegancheese2999 Před 3 lety +5

    Jarvis Johnson is the best Chanel on CZcams

  • @Trashhhboaatt
    @Trashhhboaatt Před 3 lety +902

    They can do their jobs inside. You can make tiktoks without 250 people.

  • @hakim6158
    @hakim6158 Před 3 lety +687

    No one:
    People that haven't seen you in years : *HEEEEEY BUDDY WANNA HANG OUT? JUST A LITTLE KICKBACK THERE'S 45 OF US JUST CHILLING*

    • @azyo8803
      @azyo8803 Před 3 lety +10

      ???

    • @experanted
      @experanted Před 3 lety

      Ok

    • @ads605
      @ads605 Před 3 lety +9

      More like winning the lottery and everyone is suddenly your family-

    • @piagebot2943
      @piagebot2943 Před 3 lety +2

      This actually happened to me like a month ago lmao

    • @DIGITALGH05T
      @DIGITALGH05T Před 3 lety +3

      mine was "hey bro, u wanna join this program im in? it'll help increase your cash flow"

  • @jessberch7041
    @jessberch7041 Před 3 lety +10

    These influencers just prove how much your brain continues to develop into your 20s besides that 31 year old

  • @urmom-fm7ls
    @urmom-fm7ls Před 3 lety +19

    my uncle literally have had to go to the hospital 4 times and stay like a week because they found fluid in his heart and some other stuff from the corona and we could not visit him or bring him food but yes have your 21st birthday i hope you had so much fun 😍

    • @bucketobviously5499
      @bucketobviously5499 Před 3 lety

      I'm so sorry to hear about your uncle, I hope that he and your fam are doing better now.
      Sending love

  • @piagebot2943
    @piagebot2943 Před 3 lety +438

    I think it’s funny how parents are complaining that WAP should be banned because Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion are bad influences on their children (even though they’re not advertised as kid friendly) and just brush under the rug all of these kids not social distancing and having these huge parties from an app that consists of mainly impressionable children (when these influencers are well aware that most of their audience consist of kids)

    • @jimjones775
      @jimjones775 Před 3 lety +27

      Dap for Ben Shapiro

    • @rumfordc
      @rumfordc Před 3 lety

      for 99.999999999999% of human history, its been normal to let your kids hang out and stay close together. If you keep your child isolated, they'll have a weak immune system and are more likely to die of disease.

    • @alllies5271
      @alllies5271 Před 3 lety +37

      @@rumfordc Good thing literally no one is suggesting staying in lockdown forever, then.

    • @rumfordc
      @rumfordc Před 3 lety +1

      @@alllies5271 what do you think "new normal" means?

    • @DesertedDalia
      @DesertedDalia Před 3 lety +34

      Rumford Chimpenstein it means social distancing and wearing masks so people like me who have immune conditions don’t die.

  • @exararex4028
    @exararex4028 Před 3 lety +849

    “Are they LAN parties?”
    “NO, nerd.”
    I feel personally attacked

    • @ghasttearguy2616
      @ghasttearguy2616 Před 3 lety +3

      There's zoom parties, or Google meet, or snap, or whatever you're into

    • @craigstephenson7676
      @craigstephenson7676 Před 3 lety +2

      Rivers Cuomo

    • @boppity-oscar5054
      @boppity-oscar5054 Před 3 lety

      have a nice week God loves you God bless Jesus died for you Jesus is King there is no love greater than Jesus. spread the Gospel and positivity

    • @2350CST
      @2350CST Před 3 lety

      Praise God thanks but who asked tho

  • @Capstone2266
    @Capstone2266 Před 3 lety +3

    Jarvis, I love you. You wear different colored shirts for ads so you can skip ahead, its so smart.

  • @itspunishmenttime6325
    @itspunishmenttime6325 Před 3 lety +6

    "It's his 21st"
    I got to see my grandmother just once in 5 months before she died, we had to hand-pick 15 people for her funeral so some of her closest friend couldn't even see her one last time bc of social distancing, I spent my 13th and 14th sharing my cake via webcam with my grandparents as the only virtual guests and I almost killed myself during quarantine, he could skip his 21st without problems.

  • @L33TZER
    @L33TZER Před 3 lety +1024

    “Influencer” has to be the most pretentious title to date, it’s honestly sad where we have people who’s job is basically to upload nonsense like Charli getting $35k per upload...I use to think the bradberrys were trash, tik tok is a poison dude

    • @aangitano
      @aangitano Před 3 lety +10

      Agreed

    • @ThatBlondePerson
      @ThatBlondePerson Před 3 lety +103

      @@aangitano hard agree. Anytime anyone asks me my feelings on tik tok, I'm like "yeah there's some funny content occasionally on there but the majority of it isn't even CONTENT. who's tuning in to see someone lip sync 5 times a day or dance for 30 second intervals??? where's the entertainment? where's the originality???? WHY ARE THEY FAMOUS FOR DOING NOTHING??????"

    • @rumfordc
      @rumfordc Před 3 lety +60

      I like the term, because its actually honest and accurate. These actors' only real purpose is to influence the minds of their young, impressionable audience in exchange for money from their hidden sponsors.

    • @ChespinCraft
      @ChespinCraft Před 3 lety +27

      ThatBlondePerson ahem *straight tiktok*

    • @ThatBlondePerson
      @ThatBlondePerson Před 3 lety +33

      @Maryam Francis she's also def in with the wrong crowd because she's out partying too and setting a terrible example. No clue if she's made an apology, I don't follow any in that influencer crowd

  • @nivvlol
    @nivvlol Před 3 lety +834

    It's ironic that the only people who call themselves influencers online are the worst influence possible on people who watch them.

    • @pduck2386
      @pduck2386 Před 3 lety +17

      AbnormalAnalyzer dam so true, the people who flat out say they are influencers, are so selfish

    • @she_evel
      @she_evel Před 3 lety +31

      FACTS!! It's really sad bc their main "audience" are kids and teenagers. Which is SCARY!! Thinking back to my teenage yrs...the world's in BIG TROUBLE!!😢

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Před 3 lety +6

      It's just two steps shy from a Cthulhu cult.
      "Bro do u even fhtagn!"

  • @Stacy-
    @Stacy- Před 3 lety +12

    It's going to take a Jake Paul or equivalent getting deathly ill before they take this seriously. They think, because most are reporting it's affecting older people, they are immune. That isn't the case. This virus doesn't discriminate. It's wiped out entire families. Just sad to see their blatant disregard for human life. My mother is a high risk person & would never survive this virus. It just makes me disgusted by their behavior. They all deserve to get this.

  • @laurengodfrey2045
    @laurengodfrey2045 Před 3 lety +11

    Fun fact: Because the pandemic, I didn't get to have a sweet 16 party.

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 Před 2 lety

      Do Americans actually have sweet 16s? I turned 16 during the pandemic too but it was when my country had no cases so I had 4 friends over for a party and we went to karaoke.

  • @SquidPasta
    @SquidPasta Před 3 lety +723

    I hate how the guy who started the hype house said “we can’t stop! It’s how we make money!” As if many families, including mine, haven’t gone completely without work or income at all. The only reason we’re eating is because we get loans from the government. I swear, it’s like rich people stop being human as soon as they hit a certain amount of money.

    • @apollomcchikennuggets2906
      @apollomcchikennuggets2906 Před 3 lety +17

      Yea...

    • @insertnamehere2941
      @insertnamehere2941 Před 3 lety +55

      I hope you guys get a stable income that isn't from the government soon.

    • @SquidPasta
      @SquidPasta Před 3 lety +35

      [Insert Name Here] thanks. Me too, honestly. Kinda scary to be honest, but it’s okay.

    • @insertnamehere2941
      @insertnamehere2941 Před 3 lety +28

      @@SquidPasta There's always a light at the end of the tunnel, even if it is far away and dim.

    • @SquidPasta
      @SquidPasta Před 3 lety +20

      [Insert Name Here] thank you so much. I really appreciate the kind words.

  • @kfallon862
    @kfallon862 Před 3 lety +336

    Is 21 young? Yes. Is it an excuse to be dumb? Hell no. I’m 27, my boyfriend is 22. We have to go to work every day and it’s scary as hell in a pandemic. I’m a flight attendant, he’s a nurse and part time emt. We don’t have a choice and these “kids” are out here partying not much younger than us, willingly exposing themselves not cute.

    • @sp0rkb018
      @sp0rkb018 Před 3 lety +18

      im 13 and i go to school and dumb people who probably watch these people dont wear masks and the bus drivers husband died :(

    • @solocomics1820
      @solocomics1820 Před 3 lety +11

      At age at 21 you should know better.

    • @michellereionodera
      @michellereionodera Před 3 lety

      23 year old here, can confirm that not every 20-30 year old is this stupid

    • @kfallon862
      @kfallon862 Před 3 lety

      @Michelle Onodera. I agree.

  • @Totallyheathers
    @Totallyheathers Před 3 lety +5

    I turned 16 during this pandemic. My family didn’t do anything major, my mom baked me a cake and i FaceTimed some relatives. That’s it.

  • @Saintinator
    @Saintinator Před 3 lety +11

    Ahhh yes, signs of intellectual life are still present.

  • @bababooey5211
    @bababooey5211 Před 3 lety +1646

    is it bad that i have literally no idea who these people are besides jake paul? am i getting old? am i finally out of touch with the youths?

  • @TonyStark-xc7ws
    @TonyStark-xc7ws Před 3 lety +383

    "we can't just put our work on hold for a year and not make any money"
    Literally just dances on an app for kids to watch

    • @smart507532nd
      @smart507532nd Před 3 lety +49

      Right. When there are loads of other people who physically have to leave their house to make money.

    • @bimbowithadegree420
      @bimbowithadegree420 Před 3 lety +39

      It's such a tone deaf comment. So many people lost their jobs and they can't do it from home. Honestly, they have no sense

    • @Dani-Claw
      @Dani-Claw Před 3 lety +35

      Meanwhile, small businesses that have lasted for decades have been closing their doors permanently. :(

    • @helingunes955
      @helingunes955 Před 3 lety +4

      A disgrace to all health workers

    • @adrianpink8144
      @adrianpink8144 Před 3 lety +2

      GGR Makes right? They don’t need to party to do their TikTok job lol

  • @seee-hu6jr
    @seee-hu6jr Před 3 lety +7

    Jarvis is just the type of person you trust with your drink

  • @yourownmother9604
    @yourownmother9604 Před 3 lety +5

    New merch that says "you can't make money if you die"

  • @morganbodhi9492
    @morganbodhi9492 Před 3 lety +327

    it is tough to be a kid rn, this is my last year of high school and i don’t even get to spend it with my friends. yes im really upset about that, but im not stupid, im still social distancing and being respectful so there’s really no excuse for this

    • @lapoguido8672
      @lapoguido8672 Před 3 lety +2

      🌟

    • @jamilyn2400
      @jamilyn2400 Před 3 lety +4

      Agreed

    • @janani1826
      @janani1826 Před 3 lety +16

      Same here, i am starting my final year (so exams this year)
      My mental health has never been this bad and my academic life has also never been this bad

    • @sunettas9738
      @sunettas9738 Před 3 lety +16

      @@janani1826 I hope your mental and academic life improves. Pace yourself, remember your worth, and don't be afraid to seek help in either department.

    • @morganbodhi9492
      @morganbodhi9492 Před 3 lety +7

      Janani i totally understand where you’re at, it feels so hard to do academics right now. i hope it gets better for you

  • @GA_131
    @GA_131 Před 3 lety +1214

    WOW people can’t stop partying

    • @JimmyEsposito
      @JimmyEsposito Před 3 lety +8

      Ok

    • @MelonMangler
      @MelonMangler Před 3 lety +4

      How can you blame them? Partying is the bomb!

    • @crampedturtle
      @crampedturtle Před 3 lety +91

      @@MelonMangler Hmm maybe because they're killing people

    • @yassjun4309
      @yassjun4309 Před 3 lety +68

      Skibby Skabs yeah, literally. Like a bomb it will kill us all

    • @crampedturtle
      @crampedturtle Před 3 lety +5

      How the hell does it keep them safe

  • @amyomara5514
    @amyomara5514 Před 3 lety +7

    "you don't make money if you die"
    Couldn't have said it better myself

  • @MastaBroshiX
    @MastaBroshiX Před 3 lety +3

    Oh you've never heard of Corey in the house? It's a party every week baby

  • @arashikitty2873
    @arashikitty2873 Před 3 lety +628

    As someone that worked as Security in a Hospital in the highest peak of this pandemic, this is making me so furious. I had to keep out becoming fathers while their wives gave birth and they werent allowed to visit them...same with old couples where one might not survive. No one was allowed in and patients weren't allowed to go out either. I stood at the entry for 12 hours straight. Everyday. I saw people break down every hour with the difficulties of this situation. Im also 21. Seeing those influencer parties, how they just won't stop while *they* are the reason this pandemic continues and gets worse. Wear your fucking masks, keep social distance and wash your hands. How is that hard??

    • @endgameisbad2733
      @endgameisbad2733 Před 3 lety

      You’re lucky you were aloud to keep working. Some of us didn’t have that privilege and I wish I could have. I lost my job because of China. I hope you get or already had the virus so you could be immune quicker and join us at parties. Late skater.

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh Před 3 lety +78

      @@endgameisbad2733 Are you trolling? I can't seriously imagine someone thinking that's an okay comment to write.

    • @acringegenz5967
      @acringegenz5967 Před 3 lety +33

      @@RyanTosh some people are just dumb i guess

    • @Ellie-bj2uw
      @Ellie-bj2uw Před 3 lety +1

      @@endgameisbad2733 LMAO

    • @kevindiaz365
      @kevindiaz365 Před 3 lety +9

      @@RyanTosh I know I’m late. I’m 100% sure he is trolling in another post he said he was 16.

  • @Themoushtaceleague96
    @Themoushtaceleague96 Před 3 lety +1

    4 months later and it still holds up

  • @someinternetweirdo6953
    @someinternetweirdo6953 Před 3 lety +4

    rich white kid: *well i couldn't just cancel my 21st!!*
    almost a million Americans: yeah no totally luckily for you we cancelled being ALIVE so you good bruh

  • @tomiwashobowale3821
    @tomiwashobowale3821 Před 3 lety +150

    CZcams is getting real comfortable with these double unskippable ads

    • @Vidrageon
      @Vidrageon Před 3 lety +30

      They’re pushing youtube premium hard now.

    • @TroubleZxHCT
      @TroubleZxHCT Před 3 lety +2

      For real

    • @ineedausername9617
      @ineedausername9617 Před 3 lety +9

      Who told them to move comments? WHO TOLD THEM TO MOVE COMMENTS???? *I DON'T WANT TO BUY YOUR STUPID PREMIUM TO DOWNLOAD A VIDEO CZcams*

    • @aangitano
      @aangitano Před 3 lety

      Yes... It's annoying

    • @watchingandmakingwithwolfg7195
      @watchingandmakingwithwolfg7195 Před 3 lety

      @@Vidrageon Yup and now I have it to avoid the ads

  • @WAFilms-gv2en
    @WAFilms-gv2en Před 3 lety +337

    Jarvis: Stop going to parties
    Idiots: what about no

    • @westein1282
      @westein1282 Před 3 lety +1

      Caption: "Jarvis is trying his best."

  • @screamingmouse9346
    @screamingmouse9346 Před 2 lety +2

    This probably sounds creepy, but I fall asleep to his videos idk why there just so calming

  • @colour1976
    @colour1976 Před 3 lety +1

    Thank you for this. I can't see my Mum before or after her major surgery because of the lockdown in Melbourne Australia. My Mum is American so half my family is in the States. They are in Missouri and have been amazing with my Aunt Jan putting out back in March that people could make face masks and gowns for hospitals. Beyond that. If anyone in the Melbourne area is seeing this, help me. Help everyone who is trying to deal with family health problems. It all sucks balls. Gross sweaty balls but we all need it.
    Please, everyone. We need it

  • @bogesy
    @bogesy Před 3 lety +604

    Jarvis repping that Greendale shirt, high quality tastes right there folks.

    • @sulfuratus2083
      @sulfuratus2083 Před 3 lety +44

      That shirt is streets ahead.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob Před 3 lety +27

      He's a human being through and through

    • @ughcreature
      @ughcreature Před 3 lety +4

      i only just noticed omfg

    • @corah7392
      @corah7392 Před 3 lety +1

      sulfuratus what?

    • @corah7392
      @corah7392 Před 3 lety +8

      Cora H if you don’t get it, you’re streets behind

  • @Gidk003
    @Gidk003 Před 3 lety +278

    Silly Jarvis, I’ve decided I’m just not gonna die
    Edit- I just remembered what my username is

  • @janemae1287
    @janemae1287 Před 3 lety +6

    Oh his 21st was cancelled let’s see
    I couldn’t go to my aunts funeral
    I left my school of eight years where I had two extremely close friends and the last year I had there I didn’t get to see them because of covid
    My aunt moved to Vegas for a couple of months (abandoning her children)
    my step father got laid off of work
    My moms best friend died of cancer
    (Ik this isn’t even half as bad as what some ppl have gone through

  • @tjjj222
    @tjjj222 Před 3 lety +5

    They couldn't cancel a party meanwhile my aunt and father's funeral were canceled. Funny how that works. But people will still support and defend them because they have money and are famous. No one would ever try to make a chance for funerals for regular family or for a 10 year old like me to attend her father's funeral but they can throw house parties and no one says stuff.