Weed Made Me Into A Stupid Genius - Mario Tory

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  • čas přidán 13. 04. 2021
  • Many of us are familiar with the brilliant minds of Albert Einstein, Leonard Da Vinci, and Katherine Johnson, but have you ever heard of Mario Tory? Who knew that a little Indica would lead to the discovery of a pot pie! See how a little weed turned Mario Tory into a stupid genius! Originally filmed 2/24/2019
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Komentáře • 488

  • @trae6598
    @trae6598 Před 3 lety +211

    Telling a cop to “take this off the streets” is too wild 😂😂😂

  • @patriciasutton5818
    @patriciasutton5818 Před 3 lety +440

    "I know it makes your mouth dry"...laughed the whole time

  • @analou3357
    @analou3357 Před 3 lety +970

    😂😄😄 I get high to not get angry... That spoke to my soullll

  • @dawb86
    @dawb86 Před 3 lety +252

    “Get yo ass out the window Uncle James!” 😂

    • @PussyConnoisseur
      @PussyConnoisseur Před 3 lety +15

      "You climbing through the window but you got the keys in yo pocket !"🤣🤣

    • @wendyvdveer9930
      @wendyvdveer9930 Před 3 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @keyera303
      @keyera303 Před 3 lety

      Ahh the memories 😌🤣

    • @jcpnike
      @jcpnike Před 2 lety +1

      This had me in tears because I do have an Uncle James and he did live with his Mom (my Grandma) at one point

  • @tharealnytro69
    @tharealnytro69 Před 3 lety +260

    "Mr. Tory tell us something about drugs!"
    *cue tears* 😭

  • @bigploppa154
    @bigploppa154 Před 2 lety +121

    felt you on that pot pie i smoked a bowl the other day before taking my pizza rolls out and ended up leaving the oven on overnight. woke up in the morning kitchen was hot but nothing was on fire. god is good

    • @raizoozunu5571
      @raizoozunu5571 Před 2 lety +8

      All the time

    • @killwalker
      @killwalker Před 2 lety

      Big G.

    • @Tigerbrown44
      @Tigerbrown44 Před 2 lety +2

      Man, i ain’t had a pot pie since 1980-something. I remember heating them things up when my momma was gone. Took forever. Then the guts would be too hot to eat. I still worry about the stove being on when I’m driving to work.

  • @SilentlyMoving
    @SilentlyMoving Před 3 lety +182

    Man... he never lied! I got off work 1 day, had like 6 shots of cognac, smoked half a burner, boiled some hot dogs, passed out, fire department kicked my door in, all I saw was smoke and a fireman asking me, sir are you ok? Apartment manager made me pay for the door also, smh, lmao

    • @brownhippiex496
      @brownhippiex496 Před 2 lety +23

      😂😂😂😂 I’m laughing so hard because this happened to me as well.

    • @jasminesharpe2978
      @jasminesharpe2978 Před 2 lety +4

      I tried baking french fries and almost burned them

    • @stevenhuckabay7997
      @stevenhuckabay7997 Před 2 lety +12

      I did and my girl came into the living room cuz I dozed off on the couch she threw water in my face and cussing me out on the top of her lungs. Not only did I burn the food but it was her lunch for work oops.

    • @blakefuechtmann
      @blakefuechtmann Před 2 lety +4

      Know your limits. I party everyday almost, I only left stove on two or three times too long over all these years. Yeah, I overdid my overall plans those days to eat some cheese pizza and play video games. Just saying, I hope I learned my lesson too.

    • @SilentlyMoving
      @SilentlyMoving Před 2 lety +3

      @@blakefuechtmann hope we both did! Ok, we'll it was more than 2 -3 shots lol.. more like 2 half gallons with like 5 people, we went in! Never again! Lol

  • @lm968
    @lm968 Před 3 lety +176

    "High snacks" are the best thing in the world.

    • @_JONGFIRE
      @_JONGFIRE Před 3 lety +7

      Indeed.

    • @mskay1980
      @mskay1980 Před 2 lety +1

      But if you try that same recipe when you're sober it doesn't hit the same🤣🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @pandulce4447
      @pandulce4447 Před 2 lety +1

      I guess I'm getting old I thought they called them munchies

  • @Keep_Pounding
    @Keep_Pounding Před 3 lety +74

    Bruh I swear to god I’m hitting the blunt and I just made my self two personal pot pies😂 the universe be playing games

  • @chefdade5467
    @chefdade5467 Před 3 lety +338

    "The gateway to other drugs." I remember that lie.

    • @Antlover420
      @Antlover420 Před 3 lety +33

      “The gateway to 2 dollar taco Tuesday” lmaoooo

    • @quickflipelectrical5037
      @quickflipelectrical5037 Před 3 lety +8

      The Gateway To Other Drugs is The Federal Government…

    • @civilizedgangster4134
      @civilizedgangster4134 Před 2 lety +33

      Truth be told alcohol is the gateway to other drugs..:I’ve tried so many other dumb shit when I was drunk that I’d never try sober

    • @keithnieves6921
      @keithnieves6921 Před 2 lety

      May cause undue kidney pain

    • @Provision600
      @Provision600 Před 2 lety

      For people thats addicted to getting high n want more its true.

  • @dekarriofficial
    @dekarriofficial Před 3 lety +93

    Everybody has a uncle on drugs.

    • @tonyaglover6111
      @tonyaglover6111 Před 3 lety +3

      Or daddy my daddy was a crackhead a funny crackhead

  • @SKIPRHYME6211
    @SKIPRHYME6211 Před 3 lety +66

    "Guts still good"🤣🤣🤣

  • @cloud_monkey422
    @cloud_monkey422 Před 3 lety +31

    “The gateway to other drugs”….oddly enough weeds exactly what helped me get off the other drugs lol

  • @iamtrueservant6523
    @iamtrueservant6523 Před 3 lety +190

    Take this off the streets...lmao... Comedy gold

  • @nyteshayde1197
    @nyteshayde1197 Před 3 lety +57

    Weed ain't no gateway drug. It's a gateway to $2 taco Tuesday!
    Me: Heeellll yeah, you know thaz right!!

  • @kayfuller7304
    @kayfuller7304 Před 3 lety +9

    “Here take this off the streets” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Brian_tim
    @Brian_tim Před 3 lety +33

    "Everybody got a uncle named James" 😄 true asf. My uncle's name is James and my family's also from GA.

    • @godizself1
      @godizself1 Před 2 lety

      And if you're white his name his Jim :)

  • @UknowMarcJ
    @UknowMarcJ Před 2 lety +10

    “Cocaine! It’s some people that still do it….”
    *That one person in the back “Woo!!” 😂😂😂😂

    • @808bdubb
      @808bdubb Před 2 lety

      Yeah that just tripped me out!!!

  • @pisces363
    @pisces363 Před 3 lety +115

    One of my favorite things to do back in the day was pack my backpack with snacks and a change of clothes. Then, get high and go bike riding.

    • @iaintthereyet914
      @iaintthereyet914 Před 3 lety +1

      @ Tommy Smith...and the other 19 mfs who liked this comment, who the hell wants to ride a bike high, being high suppose to be for doing less activities. You probably never got high off WEEEEED!

    • @pisces363
      @pisces363 Před 3 lety +39

      @@iaintthereyet914 Speak for yourself and stop making assumptions. Maybe you get high and do less activities and that’s fine with me. I got high smoking weed, rode my bike and played basketball. Don’t knock what other people do for fun when they smoke. There are no rules for what you can and can’t do to enjoy yourself when you smoke weed. You seem to be upset about it, too....that’s hilarious.

    • @Niyab813
      @Niyab813 Před 3 lety +10

      I liked to cook when I was high

    • @steviedanger4858
      @steviedanger4858 Před 3 lety +2

      Do it still!

    • @pisces363
      @pisces363 Před 3 lety +3

      @@steviedanger4858 Nah, I gave up smoking weed, but; I am thinking about getting a bike.

  • @gew2510
    @gew2510 Před 3 lety +12

    Dozed off when my delivery was on the way, left it outside for 4 hours 😂

  • @starrbabbby
    @starrbabbby Před 3 lety +45

    Don’t worry where I got it , You get it !

  • @VisaliaMuscle
    @VisaliaMuscle Před 3 lety +62

    One time I got so high, I popped in on my son's class, and laughed at his joke and said " Sorry teach, but that was funny though!"..

  • @godvibesonly7137
    @godvibesonly7137 Před 3 lety +158

    A pot pie sandwich is the ultimate high food. Lol

  • @bingobango4281
    @bingobango4281 Před 3 lety +45

    The difficult part is remembering the idiot savant moment of genius thoughts. Cause how do you stump a stoner? Ask’em what you were just talking about?

  • @jamiaclark2860
    @jamiaclark2860 Před 3 lety +88

    I thought my parents were the only ones that said weed was a gateway drug 🤣🤣🤣

  • @travystyva1745
    @travystyva1745 Před 3 lety +32

    I wonder how many high ass people went to try and make a potpie sandwich 😂😂😂

  • @Ms9mmBeretta
    @Ms9mmBeretta Před 2 lety +36

    I lost it at "then place pot pie on cookie sheet" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aleciakempton5068
      @aleciakempton5068 Před 2 lety +1

      I lost it at peek the top of the burnt pot pie of and pour it on a sandwich. LmAo

  • @lakeishajones2029
    @lakeishajones2029 Před 3 lety +4

    "What's the name of that stand that cut the pork right off the pig back... splack!!! Splack!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JLEETHAL7
    @JLEETHAL7 Před 3 lety +14

    He said The Weed Was So Good He Found A Cop And Told Him To Take It Off The Streets😆😆😆😆🔥

  • @shaquillesunfleur7291
    @shaquillesunfleur7291 Před 2 lety +4

    The trick to this is to cook before you smoke! This was totally accurate
    🤣🤣🤣.

  • @evilintent144
    @evilintent144 Před rokem +3

    Teacher: "Mr. Tory, tell us something about drugs.
    Mr.Tory: Shit, I know is makes your mouth dry, I know that much" 😂😂😂

  • @2122banks
    @2122banks Před 3 lety +48

    Lmmfao 😅😂😭 getting high is the only way I know how to keep my insanity 😅😂😭😂 lmmfao 😅😂 keeps me from choking people out when they ask me stupid ass questions and I have to sit there with a straight face and answer it 😭😅😂😡🤬

    • @chrisbrooks22
      @chrisbrooks22 Před 3 lety +21

      First person I ever heard of tryna KEEP the insanity 😂

    • @carxdskhaos9859
      @carxdskhaos9859 Před 3 lety +8

      I would definitely agree if you meant "sanity" instead

    • @lennyozwald4190
      @lennyozwald4190 Před 3 lety +9

      Side effects from weed: You become dumb as hell.

    • @reneegilbert2544
      @reneegilbert2544 Před 3 lety +4

      @@chrisbrooks22 I HOLLERED

    • @YThates
      @YThates Před 3 lety +1

      @@lennyozwald4190 gOTTA kEEp ThE iNSaNity

  • @billyhoiie4832
    @billyhoiie4832 Před 3 lety +25

    That oven story is literally something that happens to me to often😭😭...gotta set the alarm clock

    • @zee_lolaj7382
      @zee_lolaj7382 Před rokem +1

      🤣🤣🤣Alarm don't be workin 4 Tha kiddd

  • @gregoryburke5526
    @gregoryburke5526 Před 3 lety +5

    🤣😂🤣 'Pot Pie Sandwich on white bread... The guts were still good'

  • @ClaireHaire
    @ClaireHaire Před 3 lety +30

    Good set, *pot pie* really sounds good right now.

  • @elooo_
    @elooo_ Před 3 lety +11

    Weed is the gateway to taco Tuesday 🤣🤣🤣

  • @drew33bryant92
    @drew33bryant92 Před 3 lety +92

    I swear books get more interesting when im high!!! But i don't read them!

    • @iveywebb
      @iveywebb Před 3 lety +3

      💀

    • @TheBrob1983
      @TheBrob1983 Před 3 lety +7

      Scrabble high is amazing,jeopardy too any game really .played trouble with my 5 year old and was livid she popped 5 sixes in a row and beat me.still fun

    • @iveywebb
      @iveywebb Před 3 lety

      @@TheBrob1983 🤣

    • @nikag5217
      @nikag5217 Před 3 lety

      @@TheBrob1983 find the card game called Sleeping Queens. That game is fun high, played with my niece and nephew when they were younger

  • @msladebeatz
    @msladebeatz Před 3 lety +8

    Pot pie sandwich! Brilliant!!
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @traceytracey1
      @traceytracey1 Před 3 lety +3

      Being high makes you creative with food. But oregano really does fix everything.

  • @noyselee
    @noyselee Před 3 lety +31

    Weed is a gift from our Creator.

    • @lennyozwald4190
      @lennyozwald4190 Před 3 lety +2

      The devil is not our Creator.

    • @noyselee
      @noyselee Před 3 lety +8

      @@lennyozwald4190 ? Was I talking about the devil? Maybe you need to smoke some good weed and lay off the pipe 😂.

    • @SW15H
      @SW15H Před 3 lety +5

      Truu Moses was on that burning bush zaza came back with 10 rules for mankind 🤣

    • @scottieking1632
      @scottieking1632 Před 3 lety +1

      Which Gods? Remember there are many gods on this planet. And who said to you that weed is good for your mind, body and soul. 200 falling Eloheems was put down on this planet to destroy all "The Most High" children. (The DarkNubians). PBUY!

    • @noyselee
      @noyselee Před 3 lety

      @@scottieking1632 From our ONE center True Source Creator. Everything and everyone, God's and Goddesses are from.

  • @Faile1990
    @Faile1990 Před 3 lety +9

    Ooooo. Thinking 2019 was bad, having survived 2020.

  • @trippsmclovin
    @trippsmclovin Před 3 lety +26

    For real chocolate Sunday's got me thru this pandemic :) thanks for posting

  • @MzCrayKray
    @MzCrayKray Před 3 lety +3

    So smoking we does have side effects. Carelessness, aloofness, wontoness. 🤣

  • @Tomahawk8989
    @Tomahawk8989 Před 3 lety +8

    Take this off the streets...pshh I need that😂

  • @highwayhero6930
    @highwayhero6930 Před 3 lety +10

    He’s fukn amazing!!! What else in this world am I missing out on???!!!

  • @hijabizrock7949
    @hijabizrock7949 Před 3 lety +7

    I ♥ it. Weed is the gateway to Taco Tuesday. As I am sitting here get ready to cook burritos.

  • @Give_Thankss
    @Give_Thankss Před 3 lety +6

    The gateway to taco Tuesday 🙌🏽😂🤣😭

  • @dubgradical789
    @dubgradical789 Před 3 lety +2

    Skippa the flippa doing stand up now!? 😂

  • @netwant03
    @netwant03 Před 3 lety +11

    Now THAT was funny !

  • @tajmahaltv1182
    @tajmahaltv1182 Před rokem +2

    “Get yo ass out the window Uncle James!!” It just spoke to me lol

  • @BahamasMusicLasers
    @BahamasMusicLasers Před 3 lety +14

    I AM CRYING 2:00 KMLLLLLLLL 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @DVVUB
    @DVVUB Před rokem +1

    “everybody got an uncle named james” you never lied😂😂

  • @Drummasterjay
    @Drummasterjay Před 2 lety +3

    I’m watching this high and now all I can think about is a pot pie sandwich.

  • @iveywebb
    @iveywebb Před 3 lety +11

    Yes we all have an Uncle James 🤣💯

  • @alisiabarbour7374
    @alisiabarbour7374 Před 3 lety +10

    I left the house high once. I imagined doing it again, but came to the conclusion that it wasn't such a good idea.

    • @reddsmoke904
      @reddsmoke904 Před 3 lety +1

      I be high out in public. I really just be chillin on the phone and checking the surroundings lol

    • @superluminalsquirrel9359
      @superluminalsquirrel9359 Před 2 lety +1

      It’s not for everyone lol

  • @nonovyobiznez3735
    @nonovyobiznez3735 Před 3 lety +7

    🤣🤣 I believed everything he said when he got to the pot_pie samich. It sounds very much like a high meal

  • @brianjacobsen5762
    @brianjacobsen5762 Před 3 lety +5

    You describe me brother. Smoke to keep from being angry.😃

  • @IamKingJamel
    @IamKingJamel Před 3 lety +3

    Pot pie sandwich with oregano and parmesan cheese 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lenasharmaine8296
    @lenasharmaine8296 Před 3 lety +3

    I just wanted him to say “Funk Cold Medina” one time 🤣🤣

  • @essteex4656
    @essteex4656 Před 3 lety +9

    Man I was smoking a J when I clicked this 💀 😆 🤣

  • @llomargreen402
    @llomargreen402 Před 3 lety +17

    I'll tell you one thing, almost all creative cooking food taste damn good when you're high...don't try that sh*t sober🤢😁😁

  • @bbm3494
    @bbm3494 Před rokem +1

    "dont worry bout where i got it from YOU get it"😂😂😂

  • @orumsnow5231
    @orumsnow5231 Před 2 lety +2

    🤣 i felt that hell yeah at the end

  • @anniebrassell5343
    @anniebrassell5343 Před 3 lety +12

    4:11 This man has me rolling! No more cooking while intoxicated Sir! Imma need you to learn Uber Eats 😂🤣.

  • @tonyb3203
    @tonyb3203 Před 3 lety +3

    I dam sho was thinking bout that pot pie sandwich. The oregano and the parmesan cheese had me like that sound good as hell.

  • @vonjackson2421
    @vonjackson2421 Před 3 lety +3

    Pot pie sandwich, hhhmm. Lmfao

  • @mr.livelovelife3405
    @mr.livelovelife3405 Před 3 lety +10

    Everybody gotta uncle name James and that my mom brother 😂😂😂

    • @reneegilbert2544
      @reneegilbert2544 Před 3 lety +1

      It's my daddy 😂

    • @reneegilbert2544
      @reneegilbert2544 Před 3 lety +1

      @Miss Understanding sounds like my daddy too. He wouldn't answer the door for family cause they always came with their hands out. I used to let them in when I was a child just to watch him curse them out 😂. They'd always be like "come on Uncle James"

    • @mr.livelovelife3405
      @mr.livelovelife3405 Před 3 lety

      @@reneegilbert2544 😂😂😂

    • @mr.livelovelife3405
      @mr.livelovelife3405 Před 3 lety

      @Miss Understanding same here 😂😂😂

    • @TheRaquan4
      @TheRaquan4 Před 3 lety +2

      It’s my mom’s brother and he stay scheming 😂 one time we had a family gathering at my house and he poured out like 8 bottles of water and filled it back up with alcohol and tried to sneak out with it like no one would notice 😂😂😂

  • @dozhadeville444
    @dozhadeville444 Před 3 lety +2

    He turned into Mike Epps for 4 seconds

  • @lilwordb8484
    @lilwordb8484 Před 2 lety

    “Dont worry bout where i got it, YOU GET IT!” 😂😂😂

  • @pacethebeat8090
    @pacethebeat8090 Před 3 lety +15

    He sounds like a pastor

  • @JuiceAndBricks
    @JuiceAndBricks Před 2 lety +1

    like YoungBoy said “smoking dro! Cause I need it… so I could b calm instead dangerous when you see me” 🔥

  • @shayboogie3682
    @shayboogie3682 Před 3 lety +4

    That sandwich did sound kinda good 😂

  • @verronicap6214
    @verronicap6214 Před 2 lety

    Thought I'd watch this first thing in the morning to wake up and I'm glad I did. He is funny.

  • @KwyatMan
    @KwyatMan Před 2 lety +1

    He sounds like TONE LOC! Funny as hell 👏🏽

  • @jesinu
    @jesinu Před 3 lety +3

    🧐 Pot pie sandwiches, you say?

  • @oldheaddeuce2273
    @oldheaddeuce2273 Před 3 lety +4

    INSANELY FUNNY!!!!

  • @commie_dog_boy
    @commie_dog_boy Před 3 lety +4

    As someone with anger issues. I 100% would love smoke weed before I break anything

  • @dannycibrian4535
    @dannycibrian4535 Před 2 lety +1

    He still talking to the kids in the school 😂😂😂

  • @100g.gresky6
    @100g.gresky6 Před 3 lety +4

    On God brunt the whole pizza..😂😂😂😂.. high ASF.. sleep 😂😂

  • @orlandoscott7627
    @orlandoscott7627 Před 10 měsíci

    I knew this man had to be a comedian.He funny as hell on them kountry Wayne skits.😂

  • @Zeal808
    @Zeal808 Před 10 měsíci

    “Don’t worry how I got it, You get it” 😅😂

  • @thereisonlyonewright3040
    @thereisonlyonewright3040 Před 2 lety +1

    His voice is so great. He's so funny he's going to blow up

  • @HiphopPushpromo
    @HiphopPushpromo Před 3 lety +3

    Dude is hilarious 😂😄😄😂😄😄

  • @Crown_Of_Kings
    @Crown_Of_Kings Před 3 lety +2

    I laughed throughout the whole video .....too funny

  • @stinedange9152
    @stinedange9152 Před rokem

    2019 🤣🤣🤣 …this is truer in 2022 than ever before! 🌎

  • @Wimana868
    @Wimana868 Před 2 lety

    "I tried to find the police to give it to em, Hey! Take this shit off the streets" bruhhhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @txblue33
    @txblue33 Před 3 lety +2

    I get high so everyone else gets to live another day.. world is fucking crazy! Great comedy!

  • @IFlyAnywhere
    @IFlyAnywhere Před 3 lety +5

    I got hyped clicking on the video thinking “ wow Micheal Jai White does comedy too, this guy is super versatile”. I disappointed myself but I still laugh at this guy’s comedy.

  • @richardgray8680
    @richardgray8680 Před 3 lety +5

    The guts was still good!

  • @christaarmstead1989
    @christaarmstead1989 Před 2 lety +2

    I love his voice and he hilarious fr

  • @FreeGaza.Laurie
    @FreeGaza.Laurie Před 2 lety +1

    The oven, omg 😂😂😂

  • @rwiconcepts4492
    @rwiconcepts4492 Před 6 měsíci

    The $2 taco Tuesday bit is hilarious.

  • @gregs1424
    @gregs1424 Před 3 lety +2

    been there with cooking and being stoned af. lol

  • @niceymix1
    @niceymix1 Před 2 lety +1

    Cutting the meat off the pigs back 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ShadowTwister28
    @ShadowTwister28 Před 3 lety +8

    dammit I be blowed in church 😂

  • @iamciti5145
    @iamciti5145 Před 2 lety +1

    He is not lying about that cali bud😆😆😆

  • @toreworld5820
    @toreworld5820 Před 2 lety +1

    LMFAO THE END JOKE WAS GOATED

  • @BaebaeW
    @BaebaeW Před 3 lety +4

    Jesus, Mary and above; save the children😂😭🤣🥪

  • @milesallen5590
    @milesallen5590 Před 2 lety +1

    Dog I haven’t laughed that hard in I don’t know how long. Thank u

  • @amd91501
    @amd91501 Před 2 lety +2

    Chicken Pot Pie Sandwich... I gotta try that

  • @GUnit187
    @GUnit187 Před 3 lety +23

    Aye man it's time for a better outro lol