Village Witch with English subtitles

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  • čas přidán 16. 10. 2016
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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  • @danielbroadbridge886
    @danielbroadbridge886 Před rokem +380

    Love how at the beginning Sir Bedevere is testing the ability of a dove to carry a coconut. Never noticed that before.

    • @t.wcharles2171
      @t.wcharles2171 Před rokem +38

      It should really have been a swallow the question should be African or European

    • @jygb7092
      @jygb7092 Před rokem +2

      How did he know about the argument?

    • @CellGames2006
      @CellGames2006 Před rokem +7

      @@jygb7092 It was common to put loads on messenger doves but not swallows.

    • @jygb7092
      @jygb7092 Před rokem +1

      @@CellGames2006 uhh coconuts?

    • @danielwols
      @danielwols Před rokem

      Duck duck goose

  • @michaeljustice124
    @michaeljustice124 Před 5 lety +1388

    “What else floats in water? Very small rocks!”

    • @davidevalenti7116
      @davidevalenti7116 Před 5 lety +71

      And lead

    • @11ambrose11
      @11ambrose11 Před 5 lety +105

      CHURCHES! CHURCHES!

    • @listerofsmeg884
      @listerofsmeg884 Před 5 lety +23

      A duck!

    • @joskimengstrom2853
      @joskimengstrom2853 Před 3 lety +42

      I mean he's not wrong. If they're really, really, really small, they'll "float" thanks to surface tension.

    • @max_mittler
      @max_mittler Před 3 lety +16

      @@joskimengstrom2853 no they wont. plus really really small rocks would be called...sand

  • @Pressed_For_Time
    @Pressed_For_Time Před 2 lety +315

    "And what do we burn apart from witches?"
    "MORE WITCHES!"
    gets me everytime.

  • @greyedgerton2890
    @greyedgerton2890 Před 5 lety +2454

    50 years ago this was perhaps funny, but now
    it's truly hilarious.

    • @unimprezzedmclastname4220
      @unimprezzedmclastname4220 Před 5 lety +64

      It was just as funny 50 years ago.
      Also, holy shit, it's that old already?

    • @tttc
      @tttc Před 4 lety +36

      @@unimprezzedmclastname4220 Well, it's 40 years

    • @user-kh2no7xq8m
      @user-kh2no7xq8m Před 4 lety +3

      .perhaps ....perhaps ....

    • @Zen-rw2fz
      @Zen-rw2fz Před 4 lety +3

      Sry, as a zoomer here without any clue what I just stumbled upon on youtube, it's boring as shit. Am I supposed to be laughing at the goofy accent?

    • @zbr76
      @zbr76 Před 3 lety +15

      @Chuck Buskee Life of Brian is 40 next year, Holy Grail is 45 this year.

  • @inquisitordave2751
    @inquisitordave2751 Před 3 lety +1509

    My 8th-grade science teacher showed me this to show how the scientific method can still lead to incorrect conclusions.

    • @fistofice
      @fistofice Před 2 lety +126

      Idk man seemed pretty accurate to me, only makes sense
      Then again witches don’t need to be measured

    • @lookoutforchris
      @lookoutforchris Před 2 lety +34

      That makes no sense as this doesn't show the scientific method at all. Crap teacher.

    • @DarthAxolotl
      @DarthAxolotl Před 2 lety +98

      @@lookoutforchris its a good example of how you can't assume anything and should test everything if possible (but yes this isn't really the scientific method)

    • @bensemusx
      @bensemusx Před 2 lety +26

      Except they were right. She was a witch.

    • @DarthAxolotl
      @DarthAxolotl Před 2 lety +20

      @@bensemusx yeah, not everyone gets that they were right

  • @phlog_dog7336
    @phlog_dog7336 Před 3 lety +2042

    "She turned me into a newt!"
    "...I got better..."
    This line doesn't get enough love

    • @b.d6642
      @b.d6642 Před 3 lety +12

      "i think i might go for a walk, i feel happy"

    • @realar
      @realar Před 2 lety +6

      It's a MEME.

    • @SpaceTravel1776
      @SpaceTravel1776 Před 2 lety +22

      It’s one of the most quoted lines of any comedy movie ever. I have no idea what made you make such a statement but may god have mercy on your soul.

    • @ThirrinDiamond
      @ThirrinDiamond Před 2 lety +5

      @@SpaceTravel1776 they probs wants it to get even more love, i agree

    • @TheOne-er7nk
      @TheOne-er7nk Před 2 lety +9

      "Very small rocks?"

  • @jasonlast7091
    @jasonlast7091 Před 3 lety +313

    My lecturer showed us this video to display the importance of why one should always calibrate their scales.

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 Před rokem +6

      yeah, because when everyone leaves the scale sustained it's proportion even with the duck on one side but nothing in the other, the first time I saw it and I say "oh no! xD" my family didn't get why

  • @merle9482
    @merle9482 Před rokem +182

    I introduced my 10 yr old grandson to monty python with this witch scene. Now he wont stop mimicking the monks walks around chanting and uses the phone book to hit his head. The most hilarious thing I've ever watched him do

    • @greatexpectations6577
      @greatexpectations6577 Před rokem +10

      Funny stuff. Get him an outfit.

    • @josetteandres
      @josetteandres Před rokem +5

      at that part, I grabbed a book and hit my forehead with it when they did it. it doesn't hurt because i had an accident where i was pretty much pistol whipped by my little brother as a child (didn't know he'd hit me {didn't feel the impact} until i felt a ticking sensation, put my hand to the affected area, then saw blood on my hand), so i think there might be some damage to the sensory nerves at that part of my face. the pistol was a toy made of wood. i remember that after my mom had cleaned up the blood and patched me up, i hid that toy so something similar to that accident wouldn't happen again.

    • @brainblessed5814
      @brainblessed5814 Před rokem +4

      Phone book? There are people who still use them?

    • @duckduckgoismuchbetter
      @duckduckgoismuchbetter Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@brainblessed5814Of course there are.

  • @lancecorporalbigretard6408
    @lancecorporalbigretard6408 Před 5 lety +2085

    I think the flagellant monks at the start of this are the most underrated part of the scene.

    • @Stew_Pid
      @Stew_Pid Před 5 lety +217

      I probably have brain damage from entertaining my little sisters as a kid by imitating that scene and smacking my head with a door.

    • @jameslineberger3823
      @jameslineberger3823 Před 5 lety +8

      Monty Python: very funny!😂😂😂

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 Před 5 lety +27

      Matty I almost choked on my food when first watching this movie many times, that was one of them

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 Před 5 lety +2

      Y?

    • @ChristopherClaudioSkierka
      @ChristopherClaudioSkierka Před 5 lety +6

      You going to blame that on Brexit lol

  • @RelwarctheMighty
    @RelwarctheMighty Před 3 lety +606

    "It's a fair cop"
    Most underrated line in this, lol!

    • @Nerdykearns
      @Nerdykearns Před 3 lety +19

      I thought it was “It’s a fair court”

    • @jeromuscle
      @jeromuscle Před 3 lety +18

      What does it mean, fair cop? Thanks!

    • @RelwarctheMighty
      @RelwarctheMighty Před 3 lety +121

      @@jeromuscle It's a British expression. It means she was given a fair trial.

    • @jeromuscle
      @jeromuscle Před 3 lety +7

      RelwarctheMighty thanks!

    • @hiimryan2388
      @hiimryan2388 Před 3 lety +2

      @@RelwarctheMighty lol...

  • @isaacschmitt4803
    @isaacschmitt4803 Před 4 lety +368

    "What are you doing in England?"
    "Mind your own business!"

    • @Sejen77
      @Sejen77 Před 2 lety +11

      And that's how Brexit started...

    • @jamesgilmore7955
      @jamesgilmore7955 Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah, please excuse me, but did I happen to mention that this Britain, and that I am the King?

    • @fighnroo
      @fighnroo Před 2 lety +1

      Wrong Scene

  • @Sou1defiler
    @Sou1defiler Před 3 lety +398

    "She turned me into a newt!!" "I got better.."

  • @MrLTiger
    @MrLTiger Před 5 lety +955

    he's trying to tie a coconut to a swallow! 0:50

  • @welcome2myhappyworld
    @welcome2myhappyworld Před 3 lety +185

    6:35 the guy clapping along in the dungeon gets me every time! XD

  • @lilyvr6744
    @lilyvr6744 Před 5 lety +785

    I was watching the clip where they jumped out and said “no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!” Right before this, but while watching this video I accidentally clicked the previous video button
    Needless to say, I did not expect the Spanish Inquisition

    • @stevenscottoddballz
      @stevenscottoddballz Před 3 lety +4

      If it is "Needless to say", then why say it? This phrase has become SO overused!

    • @eleSDSU
      @eleSDSU Před 3 lety +13

      @@stevenscottoddballz F off :3

    • @naveennidhurshan6939
      @naveennidhurshan6939 Před 3 lety +1

      @@stevenscottoddballz lol, so true

    • @donutboi467
      @donutboi467 Před 3 lety +3

      @@stevenscottoddballz it’s rhetorical

    • @ferguson011
      @ferguson011 Před 2 lety +7

      @@stevenscottoddballz It leads into the punchline of the whole post. Have you actually seen the Spanish Inquisition sketch?

  • @anotherwanderer1999
    @anotherwanderer1999 Před 3 lety +358

    I love how the witch just witchnesses the first use of the scientific method and in the end just goes with because, ngl, that logic was flawless.

    • @oliebol-fr9ft
      @oliebol-fr9ft Před 2 lety +45

      I hate and love how you extemely unsubtly snuck in that horrible pun that somehow still made me chuckle

    • @jygb7092
      @jygb7092 Před rokem +2

      Well it would have better if he were not completely wrong in his interpretation.

    • @KaiserAfini
      @KaiserAfini Před rokem

      But don't people also burn when they are set on fire ? So aren't all people made of wood and therefore weigh the same as a duck ? So if they don't weigh the same as a duck, they are not normal and therefore a witch

    • @goddagogeddagabbagool
      @goddagogeddagabbagool Před rokem

      @@jygb7092 That's the scientific method. It isn't always right.

    • @jygb7092
      @jygb7092 Před rokem

      @@goddagogeddagabbagool You fail to understand the point.

  • @lupuwei
    @lupuwei Před rokem +38

    Graham Chapman is a god. The way he says "A duck." with perfect seriousness and regal confidence 🤣🤣

    • @edgeofsanitysevensix
      @edgeofsanitysevensix Před rokem +6

      Haha. Every time I see a duck I just go "A duck!" as regally and seriously as I can. My friends think I'm nuts

    • @Pilgrimsnugget123
      @Pilgrimsnugget123 Před měsícem

      Ironically he also played God in this film

  • @jacksonkeyes7387
    @jacksonkeyes7387 Před 4 lety +429

    the monk chant translated from latin goes- merciful jesus, grant them rest.

    • @thewrustywrench21
      @thewrustywrench21 Před 4 lety +67

      It’s actually “Please Jesus, make it stop.”

    • @verony9519
      @verony9519 Před 3 lety +3

      i want to like but...

    • @fayedavis8569
      @fayedavis8569 Před 2 lety +3

      I thought that they said we don’t get no respect. Weird

    • @deivisony
      @deivisony Před 2 lety +20

      I am brazilian and as such speak portuguese, a language evolved from Latim.
      Pie is what became pious (or merciful)
      Jesu well that's easy, Jesus
      Domine remember dominatrix? Domina is the feminine form of Dom, master, owner, Sir
      The first part is a form to talk about Jesus, "Merciful sir Jesus"
      Dona sounds like Donnor, I don't know english grammar but I think it is called imperative form, "Donate!"
      Eis u guys probably had spanish right? Ellos? ring a bell? it means They/Them
      Requiem ah the famous musical genre, used in funerals, sounds like Requiescem in pacem (RIP, rest in peace), Requiem indeed can mean rest but "re" is an intensification and "quies" is, wait for it... Quiet! yeah, this one is even debated if it came from u guys, proto-indo-european root "kwyeh" I doubt, sounds like a neanderthal screeching. Anyways the intesive quietness is commonly death... chills...
      O Merciful sir Jesus, give them rest
      This "them" depending on the time could also mean "these", talking in fact about themselves, it was common to talk in third person.
      Merciful sir Jesus, give these (of us) rest.

    • @stephencoleman3578
      @stephencoleman3578 Před 2 lety +3

      @@deivisony Thank you for this detailed explanation.

  • @ScorpionNani
    @ScorpionNani Před 2 lety +65

    3:44 Ok that casual hop down was impressive, i had no idea he was that high.

    • @Hellcat_UK
      @Hellcat_UK Před 2 lety +12

      He's at the top of a flight of stairs, but just steps off from almost 6ft high, and nobody bats an eye. Impressive!

    • @danielbroadbridge886
      @danielbroadbridge886 Před rokem +2

      @@Hellcat_UK you an see the way he bounces back up that they have a mattress underneath.

    • @jygb7092
      @jygb7092 Před rokem +2

      Glad someone else noticed that. They must’ve had something on the ground or he’s as agile as a cat. My ankles hurt just watching it

  • @johnhenrymills4517
    @johnhenrymills4517 Před 2 lety +54

    5:53 “it’s only a model”
    -literally the guy who made the model (terry Gilliam)

  • @generalwreck7662
    @generalwreck7662 Před 3 lety +78

    "We dine well here in Camelot, We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot"
    *perfection*

  • @chele277
    @chele277 Před 4 lety +190

    My mum took me and my brothers to the cinema to see this in the 70's, it has stood the test of time. Bloody funny, I still love it

  • @GeraldM_inNC
    @GeraldM_inNC Před rokem +100

    I was doing a genealogical history of a family of British gentry, and got down to the final living representative, a widow in 17th Century England. She was accused of witchcraft, and a man testified against her that he had often seen her turn herself into a cat. And like the guy in this comedy skit who said the witch turned him into a newt but he recovered, this witness also testified that she turned him into an animal and he recovered. Not joking. She was convicted and burned. How can you argue with such powerful testimony?

    • @zack9679
      @zack9679 Před rokem

      BURN HER ANYWAAAY :D

    • @user-im7km8tq7j
      @user-im7km8tq7j Před rokem +12

      A sad story, I feel sorry for her

    • @Silver_Owl
      @Silver_Owl Před rokem

      Witches were not usually burned in England - the penalty for witchcraft was hanging. Scotland burned witches, though they usually strangled them first. The English did burn heretics. I'm curious - may I ask which case this was?

    • @GeraldM_inNC
      @GeraldM_inNC Před rokem +3

      @@Silver_Owl She was the last living member of the Bodenham family, who had been prominent gentry in medieval times. If I recall this took place in the 17th Century. The case was very well covered in civic records. I no longer have my notes, but I'm sure if you trace the Bodenham family to its last member you will her name and her story.

    • @GeraldM_inNC
      @GeraldM_inNC Před rokem +2

      @@user-im7km8tq7j How could the court doubt such incontrovertible evidence?

  • @banana7558
    @banana7558 Před 3 lety +68

    "What also floats in water?"
    *Bread!*
    *Apple!*
    *VErY sMaLL ROcKs*

  • @MrFath-gg8oj
    @MrFath-gg8oj Před 2 lety +45

    The guy in chains hanging from the wall clapping, gets me every time.

  • @CSReeves987
    @CSReeves987 Před 5 lety +197

    Never noticed the guy with shaving cream on 0:47

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Před 5 lety

      It's Spike Milligan

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Před 4 lety

      @@stevekaczynski3793 It's Spike Milligan.

    • @katewilson4568
      @katewilson4568 Před 4 lety +1

      @@stevekaczynski3793 behind the scenes TELLS you its Spike Milligan

    • @ub-4630
      @ub-4630 Před 4 lety +1

      You can't miss that.

    • @darkmaro12345
      @darkmaro12345 Před 3 lety +7

      CSReeves987 sir that’s clearly not shaving cream but its rather his beard!

  • @nii_amart
    @nii_amart Před 3 lety +63

    Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film was the one who snitched to the cops at the end.

  • @josiahwyncott7519
    @josiahwyncott7519 Před 2 lety +66

    "And that my liege is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped." Hahahaha! I never remembered that line. Oh Jesus... what a movie.

    • @tastybass
      @tastybass Před 2 lety +7

      This new learning amazes me. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

  • @redsquirrel1086
    @redsquirrel1086 Před 3 lety +92

    Most Python material stands the test of time and this scene is no exception.
    At their best they were simply brilliant.

    • @jygb7092
      @jygb7092 Před rokem +2

      Python material is some of the strongest found in nature. Over triple the strength of treated leather.

  • @Tommy_Poole
    @Tommy_Poole Před 2 lety +47

    Forty six years later and I’m still laughing. Such genius.

  • @catkeys6911
    @catkeys6911 Před 3 lety +63

    "Don eis requiem" - WHACK -
    That scene KILLS me every time I watch it.

    • @stevekaczynski3793
      @stevekaczynski3793 Před rokem

      The most intelligent one is probably the one carrying the banner. He escapes the whacking process.

  • @slinkerdeer
    @slinkerdeer Před 5 lety +51

    I still think that guy with the shaving cream for a beard is the most hilarious shit in this scene

    • @kevinmould6979
      @kevinmould6979 Před 3 lety +7

      Except it isn't shaving foam for a beard, he was in the process of having a shave when they found the witch and forgot all about that in the excitement of being able to burn the witch.

    • @gillie-monger3394
      @gillie-monger3394 Před 7 měsíci

      That was Spike Milligan! Comic genius.

  • @IrishTechnicalThinker
    @IrishTechnicalThinker Před 2 lety +37

    'What else floats?'
    'Churches, no. Gravy'
    Me: Dead.

  • @quietside3734
    @quietside3734 Před 4 lety +188

    "Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?"
    "I am Stephen, King of the Hawking"
    "My liege!"

  • @charlesdoeseverything9716
    @charlesdoeseverything9716 Před 3 lety +27

    "I'm French!
    Why do you think I have this oUtrAAAAAAGeous accent, you silly king!?"

  • @chrislom5288
    @chrislom5288 Před 2 lety +30

    At 2:40 you see Eric Idle playfully bite the blade of the hatchet he's holding. It was later revealed he did this to keep from cracking up and ruining the take.

    • @DomNePlume
      @DomNePlume Před rokem +4

      Because John Cleese was supposed to take a while to answer but drew it out waaaaaaaaaaaay longer than expected. You can also see Michael Palin drop his head just before, for the same reason

    • @doraburany4118
      @doraburany4118 Před 9 měsíci

      😂

  • @FourtyParsecs
    @FourtyParsecs Před 2 lety +19

    "This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."

  • @anujbohra
    @anujbohra Před 3 lety +39

    I love how he says "Logically" (at 3:26).

  • @julienrouche-lestonnat997

    I'm French, I'm 46 and I find this movie hilarious... British humour has this absurdly amount of fun !

  • @awddfg
    @awddfg Před 3 lety +85

    *_The crowd is the youtube comment section._*

    • @alienz8641
      @alienz8641 Před 3 lety +1

      Greatest plot twist of the century.

  • @gaxamillion_
    @gaxamillion_ Před 2 lety +31

    1:47
    “well, she turned me into a newt!”
    “a newt?”
    **perfect comedic timing** ... “i got better”

  • @rod928s4
    @rod928s4 Před 3 lety +113

    Just focus on Michael Palin's face through this whole thing! He has the most hilarious facial expressions like he did as Caesar in the "Biccus Diccus" scenes of "Life of Brian".

    • @mauricio460
      @mauricio460 Před 3 lety +6

      It was Michael Palin who played Pontius Pilate in "Life of Brian"

    • @rod928s4
      @rod928s4 Před 3 lety +5

      @@mauricio460 Yes, you are quite correct! Thats what I get for typing at 2 in the morning! Love Micheal's facial expressions though.

    • @waynethera2712
      @waynethera2712 Před 2 lety +4

      I also love John Cleese’s intensity when he wants to burn the witch. That double fist clench, is on point.

    • @tomt9543
      @tomt9543 Před 2 lety +3

      Just looking at Michael Palin cracks me up! The scene in “The Meaning of Life” where he’s an army officer wanting everyone to join him in “marching up and down the square” has me rolling every time I see (or think about!) it!

    • @ZilogBob
      @ZilogBob Před 2 lety +2

      @@rod928s4 Especially as the head knight who until recently said "Ni".

  • @Some.Canadian
    @Some.Canadian Před 2 lety +65

    There's so many things about The Holy Grail I absolutely love and so many things to quote it may as well be the entire script. You know what always made me laugh the hardest though? That poor chap at 6:34 just clapping along to the song.

    • @tomorbataar5922
      @tomorbataar5922 Před rokem +1

      That guy is having the time of his life. Best dungeon he's ever been in yes sir.
      Too bad about the cat though.

    • @punypixel2795
      @punypixel2795 Před rokem +1

      Hard agree.

  • @steelwarrior105
    @steelwarrior105 Před 5 lety +264

    Flat Earth disproven, long live Banana Earth!!!

  • @ThumperLust
    @ThumperLust Před rokem +5

    I am grateful that they put in the subtitles for us, the poor Americans that suffered through this movie sixteen times before we realized it was incredibly funny and decided to watch it another sixteen times.

  • @bikeny
    @bikeny Před rokem +7

    The coconuts as horses clopping along always gets me.

  • @ugaladh
    @ugaladh Před 2 lety +4

    So much of it is timing and pauses. It works because they all worked together, did skits together, not just actors brought in for a script.

  • @philswaim392
    @philswaim392 Před 2 lety +14

    "Its a fair cop" love they kept so many python tropes in

  • @laurabowden5
    @laurabowden5 Před 5 lety +31

    The way he says “Guy de Loimbard” has me in stitches every time 🤣

  • @vangavrish3797
    @vangavrish3797 Před 2 lety +18

    Bro, how deep-layered Monty Python's humor can be. Only now, in my mid-twenties, can I understand that the whole witch sequence is one grand giggle at scholasticism

  • @DennisMoore664
    @DennisMoore664 Před 2 lety +17

    I don't know if this is the funniest movie ever made, but it's got to be up at the top of the list. These twelve minutes are amazing, but there's so much more. From the Black Knight, the Knights who Say Ni!, Naughty Zoot and the grail shaped beacon - oh, the peril! Let me face just a bit of it! The Wizard Tim and the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog - thank God for the Holy Hand Grenade. The Illustrator dying and killing the Black Beast of Argh! thus saving Arthur and his men to face the Bridge of Death and the old man from scene 24 who will ask them each five questions in order to pass. All while riding pretend horses and banging two empty halves of a coconut together. Genius!

    • @paulsmith5752
      @paulsmith5752 Před rokem

      The Holy Grail has the funniest sketches.
      Life of Brian is the best film.

  • @eustaceh.plimsoll6625
    @eustaceh.plimsoll6625 Před 3 lety +19

    I’ve just realised that I’ve been laughing at this for over forty years!

  • @whazat2
    @whazat2 Před 5 lety +79

    dang that end cut before the cow toss. rip

  • @matambale
    @matambale Před 2 lety +10

    The funny part of The Holy Grail is the whole movie.

  • @bobbyhood101
    @bobbyhood101 Před 5 lety +140

    Ironically they have subtitles for those of us who can't speak the queen's English! Oh well at least they aren't in French!

    • @Isissa125
      @Isissa125 Před 4 lety +3

      They could be for deaf people

    • @gerganashkodrova4251
      @gerganashkodrova4251 Před 4 lety +16

      how about those for whom English is not a mother tongue?

    • @GuyWets-zy5yt
      @GuyWets-zy5yt Před 3 lety

      Im watching the movie for more 40years. I learned all the scenes in english with friends for fun. And others from Bryan...Btw i speak french...

    • @firebird77clonefirebird89
      @firebird77clonefirebird89 Před 3 lety +4

      Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

    • @bythebreach
      @bythebreach Před 3 lety +8

      Thë subtitles are øbviøüsly needed før the løveli sweedish peøple.

  • @thedododude4316
    @thedododude4316 Před 5 lety +20

    Best logic ever, get this man an award

  • @thomasm514
    @thomasm514 Před 6 lety +81

    Legendary.

  • @darthblazejov
    @darthblazejov Před 2 lety +4

    "Let's not go to Camelot, it is a silly place"
    *proceeds to ride a coconut horse*

  • @351cleavland
    @351cleavland Před 4 lety +150

    I found a piece of wood by a tree near my house. This movie taught me the proper course of action...
    I decided to burn the wood because I didn't want it casting an evil spell on me.

    • @legasius9358
      @legasius9358 Před 3 lety +12

      So do you think that wood is made of witches? That kind of explaind why are school desks so scary

    • @ousamadearu5960
      @ousamadearu5960 Před 3 lety

      wait this isn't California

    • @mallowricyano937
      @mallowricyano937 Před 3 lety +1

      you should weighted in against a duck.

    • @JDMatthias
      @JDMatthias Před 3 lety +2

      Did you make sure it weighed the same as a duck first?

    • @Mak10z
      @Mak10z Před 2 lety +2

      Should'a built a bridge out of it

  • @lochrine-8432
    @lochrine-8432 Před 5 lety +155

    That moment when it’s only a model
    5:55

  • @JimmyFoxhound
    @JimmyFoxhound Před 3 lety +8

    Palin's exaggerated "Do they hurt??" @ 2:11 just kills me every time! 🤣🤣

  • @MarvinTheMartianQ38
    @MarvinTheMartianQ38 Před 4 lety +17

    4:07 guy with the shaving cream on his face.😂🤣😂🤣

  • @jacobhardin4603
    @jacobhardin4603 Před 2 lety +5

    "We should use my largest scales" *shatters both ankles*

  • @lumpyfishgravy
    @lumpyfishgravy Před 2 lety +7

    A friend and I used this sketch in an RE class back in the 80s - to huge eyerolls from the teacher. We were like 12 or something.

  • @entr0pix
    @entr0pix Před 2 lety +25

    fun fact: they wanted to have horses initially but didnt have enough money

    • @aobdesigned3881
      @aobdesigned3881 Před 2 lety +2

      what were they going to do, carry then under their dorsal guiding feathers ?

  • @Nonamearisto
    @Nonamearisto Před 3 lety +34

    The irony is that if this was real, the knight would have saved her life by suggesting she has to weigh the same as a duck to prove she's a witch.

    • @firebird77clonefirebird89
      @firebird77clonefirebird89 Před 3 lety +9

      I'm guessing you missed the scales where she was proved exactly that: weighing the same as a duck. Do try to keep up.

    • @Nonamearisto
      @Nonamearisto Před 3 lety +5

      @@firebird77clonefirebird89 You should do the same. If this was real, she wouldn't have weighed as little as a duck.

    • @kevinmould6979
      @kevinmould6979 Před 3 lety +12

      @@Nonamearisto Christ! That's the point. There is no irony. Turns out she was a witch, and weighing the same as a duck showed that she was made of wood and that is the proof. It's Monty Python. Have a guess at what group of people they having a dig at, even back then.

    • @sagnikmukherjee4050
      @sagnikmukherjee4050 Před 3 lety +6

      @@kevinmould6979 I know im very late but ill just prove your entire point wrong by pointing out that after they are done weighing you can clearly see that the scales are not balanced and she definetly doesnt weigh the same as a duck

    • @strangegreenthing
      @strangegreenthing Před 3 lety +5

      @@kevinmould6979 the scales are misaligned.

  • @johnwilliams1223
    @johnwilliams1223 Před rokem +1

    Greatest movie of all time!

  • @rayjennings3637
    @rayjennings3637 Před 2 lety +3

    I've got this movie sitting on the shelf. This is obviously my cue to watch it! Thanks.

  • @Lortagreb
    @Lortagreb Před 3 lety +4

    0:24 the guy on the right stumbles slightly

  • @realar
    @realar Před 2 lety +6

    A seriously classic scene from a hilarious film.

  • @tomkenney5365
    @tomkenney5365 Před rokem +2

    This is one of the best movies ever. Even the credits are hilarious.

  • @ragingmaia3919
    @ragingmaia3919 Před 2 lety

    This small clip got most of the best parts of this film. Thank you for posting it

  • @bo2web
    @bo2web Před 3 lety +10

    Monty Python's "Non sens humour" : A gift for mankind, i said !

    • @GuyWets-zy5yt
      @GuyWets-zy5yt Před 3 lety

      Not for everyone

    • @PolishGod1234
      @PolishGod1234 Před 3 lety

      @@GuyWets-zy5yt well, nothing's for everyone. But there is no discussion that Holy Grail is the greatest Comedy film of all Time.

  • @Derviah
    @Derviah Před rokem +9

    3:45
    That casual drop off the podium, likely 170cm high, in full armor. What a champ.

  • @nerd_5615
    @nerd_5615 Před rokem +2

    3:42 I dunno why but I always loved that guy in the back banging his fist against his palm. An absurdly hilarious way of showing enthusiasm

    • @flavoredwallpaper
      @flavoredwallpaper Před 10 měsíci

      Sir, "that guy" is John Cleese.

    • @nerd_5615
      @nerd_5615 Před 10 měsíci

      @@flavoredwallpaper Oh- no wonder he stood out to me

  • @LordMarps
    @LordMarps Před rokem +2

    I love Sir Bedevere’s attempt to get a pigeon to carry a coconut at the start 0:50

  • @madcat4563
    @madcat4563 Před 2 lety +17

    I don't normally watch with subtitles, but with some of the monty Python snippets I have watched, they would have helped.
    Esit: I find it funny how the knight constantly has to lift up his visor.

  • @Capeau
    @Capeau Před 4 lety +18

    "What a strange person"

  • @gillie-monger3394
    @gillie-monger3394 Před 7 měsíci

    What makes this scene for me was Eric Idle cracking up, (again) and the cameo from Spike Milligan popping up in the background - the one with shaving foam around his face, (genius).

  • @krystofcisar469
    @krystofcisar469 Před rokem +1

    Way better than ´´medieval´´ films today :D Gotta love that

  • @anthonydrayton3673
    @anthonydrayton3673 Před 4 lety +4

    I saw this at the movies (I think it was 1979) & roared laughing all the way thru it!

  • @TheDjubele
    @TheDjubele Před 6 lety +47

    Thanks for the subtitles

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Před 5 lety +3

      lol I've noticed subtitles on practically all Python videos on CZcams.
      Do people really struggle to understand Englishmen speaking English?

    • @hopelifecook6697
      @hopelifecook6697 Před 5 lety +9

      Tony England if you're native speaker you wouldn't mind there is subtitles or isn't. But if you're native speaker of other language and trying to understand English, you can hardly understand the dialogue when there isn't subtitles. I think that's a gesture for those people. I know reason cause i am one of these people.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Před 5 lety +2

      @John No shit, Sherlock. Thanks for that information.

    • @slinkerdeer
      @slinkerdeer Před 5 lety +5

      @@TonyEnglandUK Jeez you ask a question and when a guy answers it you act like a dickhead? Fuck off

    • @exnihilonihilfit6316
      @exnihilonihilfit6316 Před 4 lety +1

      @@TonyEnglandUK Actually, it's pretty hard in the Monty Python movies.

  • @vihuynhquang5204
    @vihuynhquang5204 Před 3 lety +3

    this show is so ridiculous in every moment....
    i love it....

  • @conorchristmas6844
    @conorchristmas6844 Před rokem +2

    I love how she says it’s a fair cop after that absolute bazar way to figure out if she was a witch. This means she feels annoyed at them that she was caught for being a witch but satisfied she was treated fairly and got what she deserved.

  • @gorthamthered6365
    @gorthamthered6365 Před 5 lety +10

    "What do you burn apart from witches?"
    "MORE WITCHES!"

  • @GRequinBlanc
    @GRequinBlanc Před 3 lety +25

    The witch was Cleese’s wife. Also in Fawlty Towers

    • @generalwreck7662
      @generalwreck7662 Před 3 lety

      Makes perfect sense!

    • @markbarker6739
      @markbarker6739 Před 2 lety +4

      Connie booth she wrote Fawlty towers with him first series was written while they were married second while going through their divorce

  • @markheller8646
    @markheller8646 Před 2 lety +2

    There is nothing underrated in this movie. I know having seen it easily over 100 times by the time I left college back in the 70’s.

  • @duanedavidson7219
    @duanedavidson7219 Před 2 lety +22

    50 years ago this was perhaps funny, now its disturbingly prophetic reality

  • @sergarlantyrell7847
    @sergarlantyrell7847 Před 2 lety +22

    I'm not sure how many times I have seen this, but only now do I realise that "K-niggets" is actually "knights" pronounced very literally.

  • @1SaG
    @1SaG Před 3 lety +3

    "Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?" :D

  • @5DNRG
    @5DNRG Před 2 lety +1

    Now I'm going to have to watch this movie tonight, just because.

  • @IoEstasCedonta
    @IoEstasCedonta Před 2 lety +1

    ...I can't believe that all these iconic scenes were in under twelve minutes.

  • @DougieJR
    @DougieJR Před 2 lety +3

    I swear when Graham says "A duck!", they''re parodying a trope that didn't come about til 30 years later.

  • @SL-nh6mn
    @SL-nh6mn Před 3 lety +6

    An English film with English subtitles, and the only thing that needs translating is the Latin which incidentally is still in Latin 😂
    The prisoner clapping is the funniest part of this clip.

  • @objectivityisourfriend9631

    Never gets old. This was my first time watching.

  • @buddyguy4723
    @buddyguy4723 Před 2 lety +1

    'i fart in your general direction' is till a good line

  • @theseventhgeneration6910
    @theseventhgeneration6910 Před 3 lety +3

    Perfect symbolism for what is still, currently destroying the earth.
    I am one of those witches.

  • @vasp99
    @vasp99 Před 3 lety +3

    This is especially impressive when you consider how much vodka Graham Chapman was drinking daily during the filming .

  • @happy_mask_salesman
    @happy_mask_salesman Před 2 lety +2

    I've seen this movie a million times and this scene even more and I've never noticed him testing a coconut out on a bird at the beginning

  • @sir.spliffalot_mobile4968

    monty python is probably the best comedian the world shall ever recieve and i doubt anyone could live up to the greatness of this unrivaled bullshittery.