Monty Python - The watch's smuggler

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  • Saison 1 episode 5 "Man's crisis" des excellents Monty Python. Enjoy!
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  • @ronigbzjr
    @ronigbzjr Před 11 měsíci +4361

    Every Monty Python sketch ends after two minutes and then continues for at least another five.

    • @mauertal
      @mauertal Před 11 měsíci +75

      .....like your attention span, listening your wife talking about girlie stuff....

    • @Obsolete386
      @Obsolete386 Před 11 měsíci +249

      @@mauertal Not often you encounter someone completely deranged on here

    • @mauertal
      @mauertal Před 11 měsíci +33

      @@Obsolete386 Thank you!

    • @dany1441
      @dany1441 Před 11 měsíci +16

      And that is the best part,

    • @lastswordfighter
      @lastswordfighter Před 11 měsíci

      Furfag.

  • @Uajd-hb1qs
    @Uajd-hb1qs Před 11 měsíci +2936

    This entire sketch is a common hallucination British people experience when they accidentally drink coffee when they were expecting tea.

    • @justinhoschouer9494
      @justinhoschouer9494 Před 11 měsíci +25

      A 1 day old comment on a 13 year old video, then I see it has over 100 likes.

    • @Uajd-hb1qs
      @Uajd-hb1qs Před 11 měsíci +6

      @@justinhoschouer9494 Haha I never even noticed.

    • @goyzrus8830
      @goyzrus8830 Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@justinhoschouer9494 we're FOOKED!

    • @ericyoungstrom3634
      @ericyoungstrom3634 Před 11 měsíci +6

      The algorithm strikes again!

    • @Uajd-hb1qs
      @Uajd-hb1qs Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@ericyoungstrom3634 Recommendations for the algorithm god! Recommendations for the algorithm god! Recommendations for the algorithm god!

  • @leninvasco
    @leninvasco Před 11 měsíci +688

    "My husband, in comon with a lot of people of his age, is 50" was the best part

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 Před 10 měsíci +14

      When she asked what to do about it I kept wanting to blurt out “wait a year”

    • @Puschit1
      @Puschit1 Před 7 měsíci +4

      I am torn between that line and Mr Blimey being slapped with a chicken by a guy in full medieval knight's armour. Including the gentle stroking of the chicken before he starts slapping.

    • @ThePsho
      @ThePsho Před 22 dny

      That's one of my favorite things about Flying Circus. There's almost always a little hidden gem like that in every episode.

  • @lemonslice2233
    @lemonslice2233 Před 7 lety +3288

    I know how the Pythons avoided punchlines like the plague, but I couldn't help but laugh at Chapman's "Blimey! Whatever did I give the wife?" the hardest. That man really packed a punchline!

    • @AnthonyCarrick
      @AnthonyCarrick Před 6 lety +11

      That was the only funny thing in the video...

    • @SpectatorAlius
      @SpectatorAlius Před 6 lety +181

      What? You really did not find it funny when the Customs Officer said "You couldn't smuggle a grease-proofed paper"?? He summarized briefly everything that showed how bad the smuggler was at his job --- and then made it clear how he himself could not do his own job either. That is funny.

    • @user-cl8oi4gu9y
      @user-cl8oi4gu9y Před 6 lety

      Hi Geller Bing residence

    • @calva141
      @calva141 Před 6 lety

      La Bajon

    • @mizofan
      @mizofan Před 5 lety +2

      but 'ow about that punchline to the dirty fork sketch: czcams.com/video/Z9VLwV48OHs/video.html

  • @madsclausen4028
    @madsclausen4028 Před 5 lety +387

    "Sandwiches? Blimey, whatever did I give the wife!" So good.

    • @bobmclennan1727
      @bobmclennan1727 Před 11 měsíci +48

      Fun trivia about this sketch: it originally ended with a cut to the officer's wife saying, "I don't know, but it's better than sandwiches," but the BBC made them cut it.

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 Před 10 měsíci +7

      Blimey it is indeed, sir!

  • @bugologist2
    @bugologist2 Před 10 měsíci +96

    "Speaking as a man in the street" *gets hit with a car * fucking gold

  • @jameslayman
    @jameslayman Před 11 měsíci +87

    "Must've been a vest going off" aged like my grandmother

    • @johnnyscott3698
      @johnnyscott3698 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Scrolled too long for this comment

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@johnnyscott3698
      Yeah, you’d think there would be more comments about the vest ticking.

  • @AndyCigars
    @AndyCigars Před 7 lety +931

    I think about this sketch each time I go through airport security.

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 Před 5 lety +22

      Yes, my vest is gently ticking.

    • @tonygrinney7115
      @tonygrinney7115 Před 11 měsíci +10

      After watching this sketch it gave me the confidence to smuggle watches, cuckoo clocks etc.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra Před 11 měsíci +8

      A watch smuggler, are you, Sir?

    • @AndyCigars
      @AndyCigars Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@pineapplepenumbra no...just vests.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@AndyCigars Those _special_ vests, Sir?
      Well, good luck with such noisy vests.

  • @abhinavtiku4501
    @abhinavtiku4501 Před 5 lety +109

    "People do."
    Monty Python could make even the shortest sentence possible funny.

  • @Kyrieru
    @Kyrieru Před 10 měsíci +290

    I'm glad that people of every new generation will always be rediscovering Monty Python.

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 Před 10 měsíci +14

      Always look on the bright side of life.

    • @benediktjostingmeier2223
      @benediktjostingmeier2223 Před 7 měsíci +1

      There are somw funny monthy python sketches but i didn't even smile once durinf thia whole thung

    • @FrankHeuvelman
      @FrankHeuvelman Před 7 měsíci +2

      Just like the old masters they will always be timeless.

    • @FrankHeuvelman
      @FrankHeuvelman Před 7 měsíci

      @@benediktjostingmeier2223
      Find a good shrink and try to get over it.

    • @poopturds8757
      @poopturds8757 Před 6 měsíci +3

      Yes!!! I'm 16 and i absolutely love it. my room is decorated with monty python things, hahah

  • @tyronebrown8510
    @tyronebrown8510 Před 7 lety +614

    well now I know where the TSA got their training from.

  • @Blake_Stone
    @Blake_Stone Před 6 lety +413

    A ticking suitcase in the 1970s - it's one of those dratted watch smugglers!
    How much has changed.
    4:37 - Oh no never mind, nothing has changed.

    • @Leon_der_Luftige
      @Leon_der_Luftige Před 6 lety +7

      Blake Stone I'm not an English, so could you explain why you fellas on your island apparently are so hostile against anyone abroad -even if it's one of your own guys?

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 Před 5 lety +11

      @@Leon_der_Luftige I mean, BLIMEY!, can't a man in a free Brexit land just eat his squirrel without being harrased by people from abroad or people reentering the sacred borders of our mosques and kebab factories?

  • @lpsp442
    @lpsp442 Před 6 lety +768

    This is a fantastic sketch precisely because of how un-Pythonesque it begins. An incompetent smuggler that can help blurting out his hare-brained schemes to a world-weary officer could be part of any basic midbrow comedy, but it just ramps up the tension until a roaring take-off of silly begins with the priest getting dragged off for a stripsearch and ending in Brigadier Arthur Gormanstrop, Mrs..

    • @Seahorn_
      @Seahorn_ Před 10 měsíci +13

      There always those people who try to explain the video you just watched...........

    • @lauriecook2399
      @lauriecook2399 Před 10 měsíci +39

      @@Seahorn_I would protest about the last comment, as I am 55 and live in a house where I am currently writing this letter
      Yours
      Mr Bagshot (Ms)

    • @AnonyMous-pi9zm
      @AnonyMous-pi9zm Před 10 měsíci +12

      @@lauriecook2399 I would protest about the last comment, as I am 25 and am writing from a car where I receive the BBC World Service.
      Sincerely,
      Mr Lyman Shithop (Mrs)

    • @jordkells
      @jordkells Před 9 měsíci

      @@AnonyMous-pi9zm As as semi-prolific semi-aquatic youtube commenter, I would like to protest that a certain paper bag of certain illicit substances is certainly absent of a certain sandwich.
      Cordially,
      Dr. Ms. Big-Fat-Ugly-Bug-Face-Baby-Eating O'Brien Sr. the Third (Esq.)

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith Před 9 měsíci

      Dear Elon Musk, I would like to complain of the way you have handled X (formerly Twitter), however, I refuse to go on the platform, so you will have to settle for reading my complaint here, on CZcams, the only social media I use. As with most people my age, I am 50, but that's no reason to rebrand that dumpster fire of yours with the name of my generation. Haven't we suffered enough having spent our entire lives being abused by our Boomer parents? It's enough to make me long for the carefree days of my earliest years, spent playing next to my parents 1968 Harvest Gold Mercury Montego, the leaded gas fumes of her 351 Windsor V-8 filling my tiny pink lungs, and smoothing out the wrinkles in my impressionable gray matter. In any event, wht was I saying? Yours, etc., Mrs. Smith (not actually married)

  • @gammaphonic
    @gammaphonic Před 9 měsíci +37

    That fly buzzing around Palin when he can’t answer the question makes it so much funnier. I don’t know if it was intentional or not, but it makes the shot.

    • @matoko123
      @matoko123 Před 8 měsíci +8

      I have a sneaking suspicion that the fly was not a trained actor and that it's being there was intentional only on the part of the fly.

    • @randomnickify
      @randomnickify Před 5 měsíci +1

      That's looks like a wasp and fact he is not freaking out impres me greatly :)

    • @ch420newsteam
      @ch420newsteam Před 3 měsíci +1

      They 100% trained it. Where else would the shows budget go?

    • @mysterfrosty
      @mysterfrosty Před 2 měsíci +1

      That's a wasp.......goin offf...@@randomnickify

  • @andiebrown7792
    @andiebrown7792 Před 5 lety +1262

    A vest that's ticking, that wouldn't get a laugh nowadays

    • @imageeknotanerd9897
      @imageeknotanerd9897 Před 5 lety +112

      If anything, I think it would get *more* of a laugh nowadays.

    • @RattPoison80
      @RattPoison80 Před 5 lety +20

      @@imageeknotanerd9897 hell no, the sjws could cry racism

    • @vonFisch
      @vonFisch Před 5 lety +151

      I don't see "sjw" or anyone else complaining about this kind of stuff, all I see is many people flipping their shit about some supposed "sjw" complaints which do not exist.

    • @Martsapso21
      @Martsapso21 Před 5 lety +51

      Same here, there are only a few people complaining about political correctness and millions who are offended by them and need to go to their safe space... Oh the irony!

    • @Schwallex
      @Schwallex Před 5 lety +15

      Yeah for real.
      We *are* watching this skit now. And we *are* laughing about it.
      And we *are* calling retarded comments retarded, too.

  • @i-a-g-r-e-e-----f-----jo--b
    @i-a-g-r-e-e-----f-----jo--b Před 9 měsíci +52

    The cop planting the evidence is an all time classic!

    • @ianbartle456
      @ianbartle456 Před 7 měsíci

      'Enry Thatcher is more than likely a knowing nod to the notorious Norman Pilcher though he was a detective, not a uniformed cop. Paid up members of the counter culture would have known all about that conniving little scroat.

    • @FlipDahlenburg
      @FlipDahlenburg Před 3 měsíci

      Ask most of the Beatles and Stones! @@ianbartle456

  • @MrUndersolo
    @MrUndersolo Před 8 lety +1025

    How did they know how things are done at Canada Customs?

  • @nicokilborncar
    @nicokilborncar Před 7 lety +387

    "I'm not in the street, you fairy!"

    • @firemarioproductions2003
      @firemarioproductions2003 Před 6 lety +35

      Well, uh, speaking as a man in the street... WAAH!

    • @ia7051
      @ia7051 Před 6 lety +10

      Uhh.... what was the question again?

    • @LeonardoBruno54
      @LeonardoBruno54 Před 5 lety +2

      This line gets me every time.

    •  Před 5 lety

      You do know why the UK is at the Intelectual level it is at yes?

    • @JohnyG29
      @JohnyG29 Před měsícem +1

      intellectual*

  • @RamadaArtist
    @RamadaArtist Před 5 lety +136

    "I'm no racialist!"
    That's what they all say. Right before the suit of armor and the chicken catches up to them.

    • @MaverickChristian
      @MaverickChristian Před 9 měsíci +3

      So true. I've seen it happen too many times.

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 Před 9 měsíci

      The British version of a MAGA follower. 🐵

  • @KillingAddiction
    @KillingAddiction Před 11 měsíci +30

    "I wouldn't buy 2000 clocks!" "People do." lol

    • @ianbartle456
      @ianbartle456 Před 7 měsíci +1

      More of Cleese riffing on the idea of the totally improbable being perfectly reasonable! He deadpanned such lines throughout his career to great effect.
      It helped that his imposing height and authoritative bearing made it sound like he was gaslighting his subject all the time, making their protestations sound absurd when in fact HE was being absurd himself.

  • @joeround533
    @joeround533 Před 5 lety +72

    I can't help saying
    "da dum da dee dee - nice shed you've got here"
    whenever I go through customs.

    • @tonygrinney7115
      @tonygrinney7115 Před 11 měsíci +7

      "Hvae you got two sheds by any chance?"

    • @reformCopyright
      @reformCopyright Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@tonygrinney7115 "No, I only have one, but a few years ago I was thinking about getting another one."

  • @smaakjeks
    @smaakjeks Před 6 lety +256

    What I love the most out of all of this, is the manky state of those stuffed animals.

    • @MikeGreenwood51
      @MikeGreenwood51 Před 11 měsíci +6

      Don't say that about their Python Rabbit. It may seem a long way far across the borders. But rumours tell of rabbits at high speed over taking trucks, lorries and motor cycles on the M1 motor way.

    • @sunnysuryani5674
      @sunnysuryani5674 Před 9 měsíci

      If they had a primate on there it would be quite the monkey state of affairs

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle Před 6 lety +255

    The look from Michael to John & back at 1:42 is great. For a split second there you see two comedy legends sharing a moment with glints in their eyes.

    • @kiwitrainguy
      @kiwitrainguy Před 10 měsíci +6

      Want to come back to my place?
      Yeah, alright.

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 Před 6 lety +319

    I appreciate that Thatcher is a police officer who prepares his wife sack lunches. Very progressive.

    • @gilgamesh7055
      @gilgamesh7055 Před 5 lety +19

      Ahead of the times, he was.

    • @lamrethal695
      @lamrethal695 Před 11 měsíci +20

      @@gilgamesh7055 it really wasn't. It's incredible how distorted people's idea of that era was, smh

    • @kingofcards9516
      @kingofcards9516 Před 10 měsíci +7

      Or just being a good husband instead of anything political?

    • @redbuck1385
      @redbuck1385 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@kingofcards9516 many people are politically against being a good husband, you know.

  • @1classikai
    @1classikai Před 5 lety +16

    “I’ve smuggles bombs, cameras, etc., you name it, I’ve smuggled it!!”
    “You’re not a real smuggler. Move along.”
    “Poor fellow, I think he needs help.”
    “Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar, get to the search rooms and strip.”
    Tbh that sounds just like something US customs would do

  • @omerfarukcengiz7218
    @omerfarukcengiz7218 Před 10 měsíci +10

    " for all I know,
    you could have
    bought these in London
    Before your trip"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @josephmifsud7279
    @josephmifsud7279 Před 10 měsíci +31

    As a retired Maltese Customs Officer I love such sketches.

  • @My-Pal-Hal
    @My-Pal-Hal Před 7 měsíci +6

    I Love The Dead Parrot Sketch.
    Don't remember the clocks and duck though 😂
    ... these guys were awesome 👍

  • @Quallenkrauler
    @Quallenkrauler Před 7 lety +354

    That cat needs to be confused.

    • @cuttle9901
      @cuttle9901 Před 7 lety +15

      Confuse-a-Cat Ltd. is on it!

    • @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai
      @ProfessorSyndicateFranklai Před 6 lety +5

      Oh no, the Confuse-Cats Corporation of Chile is on it! We charge cheaper prices and confuse cats an average of 5% more per attempt with only a 99.99% increase in mortality rates.

    • @jamesgrey13
      @jamesgrey13 Před 6 lety +4

      Confuse-a-Cat Ltd and Confuse-Cats Corporation of Chile fails to confuse cats thoroughly, according to a nationwide poll! Fishes-on-Wheels confuses cats with fully-trained and licensed fishes!
      We start with 5 goldfishes, and end with 3 puffer fishes! Those puffer fish go on to become 22 trout at the Trout Training College of the Northern End of My Backyard Pool! We then introduce those trout to the fine art of bassery by enrolling them in the "How to Become a Bass" class, which takes place at the Bass Training College of the Southern End of My Backyard Pool! Finally, after they've refined themselves down to 7 high-functioning bass, they become enlightened (literally) by growing lights and becoming about 886 angler fish! They take driver's ed, and learn how to find cats! After they find the cat... They confuse it... Thoroughly. After their job is done, they revert back into 3 puffer fish, and live the rest of their lives in the Atlantic Ocean!

    • @isaackim7675
      @isaackim7675 Před 5 lety

      Mc Kra Right, cut the wisecrack, vicar. Get in the search room and strip

  • @davidf6326
    @davidf6326 Před 11 měsíci +34

    A word or two of recognition is due for the fly handler, I feel. 04:15 That is branch of animal training that is all too often overlooked.

    • @frankshailes3205
      @frankshailes3205 Před 10 měsíci +1

      A wasp, no less!

    • @thekinginyellow1744
      @thekinginyellow1744 Před 9 měsíci +1

      As a flying insect wrangler, I appreciate this comment on behalf of myself and all of my colleagues in the trenches!

    • @davidf6326
      @davidf6326 Před 9 měsíci

      @@thekinginyellow1744 😁

  • @theonetruerobb4852
    @theonetruerobb4852 Před 5 měsíci +6

    This is one of those Python sketches where I always suspect it's based on a real-life event covered in the British press that I wasn't privy to. Another one is the Air Force base sketch ("Nice base you got here, shame if something...happened to it...").

  • @michaelpaliden6660
    @michaelpaliden6660 Před 6 lety +123

    Its like watching the TSA in real life

  • @fullanalysis93
    @fullanalysis93 Před 6 lety +38

    "Yours, etcetera, Brigadier Arthur Gormanstrop (Mrs.)" I can't breathe :D

    • @jeniferjoseph9200
      @jeniferjoseph9200 Před 5 lety +10

      Marcus Aurelius I'm surprised a stoic like you is watching a comedy show

  • @lisaschuster9305
    @lisaschuster9305 Před 6 lety +72

    35 spanish watch producers disliked this video.

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Every resident of Zurich, Spain? Wow

  • @NelsonClick
    @NelsonClick Před 10 měsíci +43

    The Smuggler is my favorite Python sketch. It's chunky and has rhythm. Many little jokes that build up to not one but two punchlines. Cleese admired Palin and always came to life when they did sketches together. Cleese only tolerated Chapman and still subtlety disparages him to this day.

    • @KnightKostas
      @KnightKostas Před měsícem +2

      What? Where do you base that Cleese disliked Chapman? And "berates him to this day"? His dead friend and co-worker? Are you sure you haven't got that mixed up or something?

  • @MSCViolin
    @MSCViolin Před 7 lety +61

    That's a nice shed....I might consider getting a second one.

  • @pavelgl5926
    @pavelgl5926 Před 11 měsíci +7

    After 13 years it's finally time for CZcams to recommend this to me :)

  • @totalrecone
    @totalrecone Před 11 měsíci +35

    Still inventive, absurd and hilarious after all these years.

  • @cnf6045
    @cnf6045 Před 8 měsíci +2

    That’s the sound of a customs agent who really hates paperwork.

  • @roguedogx
    @roguedogx Před 7 lety +21

    he's like that friend who gets pulled over, and almost got away with a warning, had he just shut his trap.

  • @miropribanic5581
    @miropribanic5581 Před 10 měsíci +7

    shockingly modern...police brutality (the "customs officer"), but also the Constable that tries to deposit "certain substances" in the suspect's home...that is exactly what some police officers have done to innocent car drivers in the US: smuggling stuff into the cars, finding it, reporting the driver and causing all kind of mayhem in the aftermath

  • @Hoople57
    @Hoople57 Před 5 lety +29

    Humor and what we think is funny changes and evolves over time. I'm 62 and remember thinking Monte Python was hilarious and I still do, but it's different now.

    • @kaiyotee2475
      @kaiyotee2475 Před 10 měsíci +8

      Humor now be like ẞ ËĒ S 3 CHÛRGER

    • @roymarshall_
      @roymarshall_ Před 9 měsíci +2

      ​@@kaiyotee2475lol that was good

  • @numbtee8478
    @numbtee8478 Před 6 lety +48

    My childhood in so many moments....loved this show....remembered so well....made me

  • @amoruzz
    @amoruzz Před 11 měsíci +5

    When Terry Jones comes on and announces his animal guests to discuss the sketch, that did it.
    🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @kiwitrainguy
      @kiwitrainguy Před 10 měsíci +1

      It's a pity they didn't come up with some qualifications for those animals (with a PhD in..., a respected expert from the Civil Service, etc).

  • @runawayinfo4mant603
    @runawayinfo4mant603 Před 5 lety +9

    God I miss the old comedy.....
    at 50 years of age... it seems like only yesterday I was watching these as a kid. I haven't watched Television since M.A.S.H. went off the air. Times are changing.

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye Před 5 lety +3

      I am 64 and you have missed dozens of great Sit-Coms over the last 15 years....

    • @linkfreeman1998
      @linkfreeman1998 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@Isleofskyeleave him as is. When we eventually gone, those things aint gonna help us escape death.

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye Před 4 měsíci

      @@linkfreeman1998 But at 69 I know they are going to enhance his/her life experience as every second counts ,more than ever.

  • @daviddryden8088
    @daviddryden8088 Před 8 měsíci +2

    I like all Python sketches...even the bad ones.

  • @docdaneeka3424
    @docdaneeka3424 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Spain: that country where they don't make watches at all.

  • @hafplace1346
    @hafplace1346 Před 7 měsíci +6

    i never knew comedy was such gold back in the past

    • @craigkdillon
      @craigkdillon Před 4 měsíci

      Better then, than now.
      Save for Rowan Atkinson.
      RIP, Rik Mayall.

    • @hafplace1346
      @hafplace1346 Před 4 měsíci

      @@craigkdillon who on earth is rik, old people are a boring topic so i don't care but i want to say i don't have the same opinions as you

    • @craigkdillon
      @craigkdillon Před 4 měsíci

      @@hafplace1346 Anyone ever teach you to google??

    • @craigkdillon
      @craigkdillon Před 4 měsíci

      @@hafplace1346 You watch Monty Python, which is way before Rik Mayall.
      Make up your mind.

    • @hafplace1346
      @hafplace1346 Před 4 měsíci

      @@craigkdillon no actually, i found this on the recommended page of youtube and decided i'm bored enough to watch it

  • @alackofcaring9662
    @alackofcaring9662 Před 7 lety +21

    the last second just killed me.
    amazing stuff

  • @michstockholm1164
    @michstockholm1164 Před 10 měsíci +5

    The custom officer, the watch smuggler, and the panel of experts.
    - Monty Python

  • @AngelofDeath1431
    @AngelofDeath1431 Před 9 měsíci +2

    "DOCTOR...MY BRAIN HURTS"! Solid freakin' gold!!!

  • @damotoneko1500
    @damotoneko1500 Před 6 lety +3

    That day a smuggler found out honesty is the best policy.
    Nice sketch XD

  • @richardgates7479
    @richardgates7479 Před 8 lety +62

    I wonder how much they had to pay the fly?

  • @pressureworks
    @pressureworks Před 11 měsíci +22

    Bravo to you, you seem to be the only uploader of mp sketches who doesn't cut off the end bits. Or the naughty bits.

  • @Skans-Gustav
    @Skans-Gustav Před 10 měsíci +6

    Just imagine a time when Big Brother didn’t already know where you had been or if your credit card had already bought a load of watches in Switzerland.

  • @HopeisAnger
    @HopeisAnger Před 9 měsíci +2

    It wasn't satire. It was prophecy.

  • @johnross1947
    @johnross1947 Před 5 lety +6

    This is why these guys are the best.

  • @fredflintstoner596
    @fredflintstoner596 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !"
    Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam ."
    Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!"
    Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window ? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..."
    Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!"
    Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky."
    Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction."
    Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?"

    • @kiwitrainguy
      @kiwitrainguy Před 10 měsíci +1

      FRASER: So buck up your ideas all of you, and remember my name is Fraser, Fraser, spelt B-A-S-T-A-R-D.
      VERGER: That’s not really how you spell it is it?

  • @user-jz1ui8mw3x
    @user-jz1ui8mw3x Před 22 dny

    I'm french and a real fan from English sense of humor .... 😂
    Monty Python are the best .... ❤😅

  • @jesusbermudez6775
    @jesusbermudez6775 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Excellent series. Every sketch makes me laugh for hours.

  • @KneelB4Bacon
    @KneelB4Bacon Před 5 lety +3

    _"I wouldn't buy 2000 clocks!"_
    _"People do!"_
    lol

  • @tommyhaynes521
    @tommyhaynes521 Před 7 lety +9

    That was so funny I had to pause it so I could breathe

  • @muffassa6739
    @muffassa6739 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I used to watch this program with my Mother we loved Monty Python ❤ ♥ 💙 😍 💜 sadly she's gone now RIP dear mom. But now I share these videos with my children.

  • @jonathon5075
    @jonathon5075 Před 7 měsíci +2

    The police sketch was genius

  • @MatildaV1980
    @MatildaV1980 Před 9 měsíci +6

    The clock smuggler is hilarious 😂

  • @rejmons1
    @rejmons1 Před 5 lety +10

    They were real badasses! They did this and did not burst out laughing. It's truly proof of being the tough guys...

  • @CristiNeagu
    @CristiNeagu Před 9 měsíci +2

    7:20 That handwriting is gorgeous.

  • @devilvocano420
    @devilvocano420 Před 8 měsíci

    Ive listened to all your songs and this one is my favourite one so far 😊

  • @fuckgandor
    @fuckgandor Před 5 lety +25

    thanks for including subtitles, makes it easier for people with auditory problems like me! old but good video.

  • @Raven4508
    @Raven4508 Před 5 lety +4

    Rik Mayall definitely modelled his character in The Young Ones on John Cleese's ' blimey character...

  • @91rummy
    @91rummy Před 7 měsíci +2

    I have been searching for this sketch for more than a year 😂

  • @voltmatrix1250
    @voltmatrix1250 Před 7 měsíci +1

    The knight is the best character in all of Monty Python

  • @dylanisraelian901
    @dylanisraelian901 Před 5 lety +4

    just sit back and drown in the sheer montypythony of it all

  • @GS195
    @GS195 Před 6 lety +4

    I died when his suitcase started ringing and ticking. 🤣😂😆

  • @David-sl2vo
    @David-sl2vo Před 9 měsíci

    The hand movements are great

  • @steffanhoffmann
    @steffanhoffmann Před 3 měsíci

    I see lots of comments here, admiring it.
    Some comments, highlighting its uniqueness.
    Others perplexed that British people are funny.
    I can assure them, that Monty Python's humour, represented a new generation of satirists.
    The legacy of which, is "all over the place" now.
    Thanking you for the video 👍
    Salutations, from Kensington and Chelsea; in London. 🇬🇧

  • @Ming1975
    @Ming1975 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Oh! I remember that knight slapping people with the rubber chicken 😂

  • @Kami-mk7tu
    @Kami-mk7tu Před 7 měsíci +5

    This sketch is a 10/10, would be a 20/10 if not for the laught track

  • @NevadaBoss
    @NevadaBoss Před 4 měsíci

    One of the great nights of my life was when i saw Cleese and Idle live together..two of the fathers of modern comedy. Have to go now..my head hurts, know what I mean, nudge nudge?

  • @scottl.1568
    @scottl.1568 Před 10 měsíci

    Bloody brilliant!

  • @06pag
    @06pag Před 5 lety +11

    I think the cat was confused.

  • @ScreamingScallop
    @ScreamingScallop Před 8 lety +323

    4:38 So THAT's where we Americans got it from...

    • @Nilguiri
      @Nilguiri Před 6 lety +24

      And the Brexiteers.

    • @SoulessNinja
      @SoulessNinja Před 6 lety +5

      Yeah, those type of people voted for Hillary.

    • @goodwolfbadwolf2844
      @goodwolfbadwolf2844 Před 5 lety +15

      Juno - whilst the “I’m no racialist, but” Gumby’s of the USA voted for Trump.

    • @randymarsh2234
      @randymarsh2234 Před 5 lety +1

      Nilguiri -_-

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith Před 5 lety +6

      when the joke that was supposed to be about you goes right over your head

  • @sdwriter2626
    @sdwriter2626 Před 2 měsíci +1

    “That come out a bit glib, didn’t it, sir?”

  • @brynjarhoff-lr6hw
    @brynjarhoff-lr6hw Před 11 měsíci +1

    This two gentlemen…thank you for beeing you

  • @nerdnam
    @nerdnam Před 11 měsíci +4

    Michael Palin does a fine job co-acting with a fly or bee.

  • @Ulfnarr
    @Ulfnarr Před 11 měsíci +5

    4:24 how to successfully become the seventh python, even for a brief moment. ladies and gentlemen: the bug

  • @rogeralsop3479
    @rogeralsop3479 Před 8 měsíci

    Excellent!

  • @kuulkris
    @kuulkris Před 9 měsíci +1

    "What do you mean?!" Hahaha, hes so offended. 😂🤣

  • @cnrspiller3549
    @cnrspiller3549 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I see now where Ade Edmondson got his anarchic voice: John cleese, the squirrel eater.

  • @TheLichruler
    @TheLichruler Před 7 lety +11

    It's funny... This is pretty much how competent the TSA is here in America.
    I say that glibly because I never fly.

  • @lukacunningham342
    @lukacunningham342 Před 10 měsíci +2

    I just realized that the reason the guy didn’t want to be known visiting Switzerland is because that’s where all the clocks are made😂

  • @martinfolan1612
    @martinfolan1612 Před 2 měsíci

    brilliant!

  • @77gravity
    @77gravity Před 11 měsíci +4

    Well done, Mr.Customs man, you can't believe a bloody thing a priest says.

  • @E100Omega123
    @E100Omega123 Před 5 lety +8

    6:00 when the cop checks your car

  • @ashraf2661
    @ashraf2661 Před 9 dny

    Way ahead of its time....!!

  • @Nemethon
    @Nemethon Před 8 dny

    The sketch Is like a train that first makes a few strange noises, then runs kind of bumpy, loses a few parts and finally derails completely. ;D

  • @andrewsobek2386
    @andrewsobek2386 Před 6 lety +54

    And believe it or not, there's actually idiots that act like the smuggler...

  • @rascalferret
    @rascalferret Před 8 lety +3

    door's open...
    oh, yeah

  • @bscusupreme
    @bscusupreme Před 14 dny

    3:02 Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar! Get in the search room and strip! One of the funniest lines in the entire sketch! 😂

  • @rockinrobinn
    @rockinrobinn Před 3 měsíci

    aww he tried so hard to do a good job bless him