@@FrewJo I meant, writing it into a script and acting it out in fiction doesn't prove anything really. But it seems like it's thrown in there so we get the impression, he doesn't have problems with getting an errection.
@@mantisnomo5984 Well...Larry occasionally writes his unusual prowess into the script...I am his age now, and I have not been able to get a stiffy while standing for at least a decade.
I agree, actually. Personally, I don't like Senfeld (I just don't think it's funny or interesting), but I like Larry David and Curb Your Enthusiasm as it is interesting and funny.😊
That is an old joke...but most of us can remember those awkward times, when you had to somehow carry your books towards the front of you, when the random erection would strike!...But there were always a few guys who were proud of that, and would not hide it!,,,Maybe that worked with the young ladies, but it was a different time back then, so I do not think so.
A great example of how in Curb Your Enthusiasm world, Larry is actually the normal one but is misunderstood and put in morally compromising situations because of the absurd standards of the people around him.
I once had an accidental erection during a job interview. The interview was for an IT help desk job at a large university in the Midwest. I was being interviewed by a beautiful Asian hiring manager. Must of let my mind wander. Tried to use my binder to hide it, but it didn't help. She noticed it and gave me strange looks during the the rest of the interview. I ended up getting the job!
I've never been in a shop where an assistant - female or otherwise - would come into your changing-room to help you try out the clothes. If there were shops like that I'd find myself in the same situation as Larry just by her running her hand up my leg!! It's like when you go to the hairdressers and they ask you if you want a head-massage. I have to say no to that because it's too intimate for someone to be doing that to me. I made that mistake once - I escaped unharmed but it was a close call!!!
I once had a young female shop assistant almost insist on doing an inside leg measurement. I was only 18 myself. Then she asked me to hold the top end which was a bit disappointing. In hindsight having just watched this video it was probably for the best.
@@PlanetCapeStudios One time the young girl just started giving me a head massage without asking. It started as gentle brush of my hair and then with her hands and then a full head massage. I got a bit too hot and bothered so i had to politely bring it to an end - phew!! As mentioned I did escape with no incident so I don't need a head massage at the hairdressers any more 🙂
A lot of CYE relies on the assumption that you perceive Larry as NOT an old man, cause most of the time normal people wouldn't be as rude if thy treat him as an old man
Wanna hear the funniest joke about Sofia Loren? It happened during one of her earlier movies in Italy before she became known in the US and the movie starts with Ms. Loren waking up her teenage son to go to school, she looks at the bed sheet and goes, "Oh, Vicente, I told you to stop playing with yourself! If you keep doing it you'll go blind!" And then the kid goes, "Is that why the town priest wears those thick glasses?"
I have to be honest. I have often been very grateful, as a woman, that my accidental arrousals aren't visible. It was much more true when I was younger and full of hormones, but I had one recently, only when you're female no one can tell. You just pretend like nothing is happening, and are grateful that no one can tell lol ...
In my 20s I went into a clinic to have some warts on my junk looked at. I figured they'd send in a dude. But it was a woman in her 30s. I had to drop my pants so she could look at it. I wasn't even attracted to her, but I just had zero control. Then she left and came in with another female, a little older, and even less attractive. And they were just staring at my chub. The younger one was flustered, the older one just kinda smirked. Even when they applied the dry ice to freeze the warts it stayed plumped. Thinking back, I should've just got rock hard to give them the full show. Oh well, you live and you learn.
We are supposed to be super sensitive and supportive of every single bodily function and image women can have while none of that is reciprocated to the male version of the species.
The show is still very funny, I wish they would have Suzi arguing with Larry a bit more, those older episodes where she goes off (doll head) are priceless
One of the funniest (if not THE funniest) shows... EVER!!! Basically, it’s an R rated Seinfeld. There are many similarities in story lines. Seinfeld just couldn't take it that far.
“That’s not from you” - just what every lady wants to hear. Even if you’ve sprouted and the woman there is offended, to say “that’s not from you”…. If she was not angry before, now she’s truly enraged lol
Well Sofia Loren is always been a source for Larry young Sofia Loren he told Cheryl that before but she didn't believe him and it's crazy cause Leon sent it to him that was the first season he wasn't even living with him but they've gotten so close that Leon knows that Larry loves her and she's a source lol that's crazy
I was in military school in 1984. Went to go see the nurse, who lived on campus. She was touching around down there And the brown hornet stood at attention. She gave me 20 demerits for disrespect.
I miss the old days, my young days, when I'd often sprout wood in public. The subtle position shift, concealment with a book or newspaper, or simple sitting and waiting it out. I never realized we have a finite number of boners, so many wasted.
Reminds me of Junior High when the teacher called on me to stand in front of the class and I'd just been checking out the girl a few rows in front of me.
At Larry's age, that should be celebrated lol. Bravo Larry!
From England. Larry David is a genius. Lov curb to much.
being of a certain age, I also applaud Larry.
At her age, she should know that it happens.
The comment I was going to leave
Wow! Are you going to be surprised when you get that age!
I sometimes think this show is written to "prove" to us that the real larry david can still get it up.
By quoting "prove" are you trying to emphasize that he's not trying to prove it or he is?
@@FrewJo I meant, writing it into a script and acting it out in fiction doesn't prove anything really. But it seems like it's thrown in there so we get the impression, he doesn't have problems with getting an errection.
He'd laugh so hard If he saw this
@@TheBaioken 7j just in
Fuck you
I would like to see a compilation of "I'd like you to leave, Larry"
"Get the fuck out!"
Yess lmfao
@Ch Pe longer
McSpitfire that’s a great idea!
90% Susie
Girls are a bit judge mental about this issue. We really can’t control it. Sometimes it’s not even sexual. It just kinda happens
Mo 2k tthhannkkuuuu
Larry completely deserves judgement. He's viewing pornography while this woman is assisting him. It's not just some unavoidable mistake.
Yeah but she didnt know that and also it was a movie
Pornography? No. It was Sophia Loren. You might have heard of her.
I agree until u hit 32 now it works the opposite it doesnt go up sometimes for no reason
The funniest part of all of this is simply Leon sending Larry the video. Check out your lady lmfao
leon my man
also funny that Larry played it after seeing the thumbnail........
😂
Because it's sophia loren. "your girl" probably means like she is his favourite celebrity
@@luisitoviii1090 just googled her name. got some old mr burns boardwalk empire dance the charlston bitch.
She's body shaming Larry and I find it unacceptable.
Every erection is a miracle
at 70 years old, which Larry is, that's a fact.....
Mother of All Evil Amen to that
Viagra is a well-known drug for the treatment of erectile dysfunction, a distressing and common condition. t.co/5xqcoNYotZ?Ifpzy2CN3hgsd
I like the way you think
Mother of All Evil thank you Drax
That was very unprofessional of her, actually...
That's women in the workplace for ya.
@Christopher White
Stereotypes are based on reality.
They are generally true.
Look at history you'll see I'm right.
You're being emotional right now.
Um no its not. Who watches porn while getting fitted for pants
@@Be1smaht
Couldve been a leftover tab, that accidentally got hit, when he was googing facts about polyester
Women are usually very good at pretending to ignore that sort of stuff. Life pretty much forces them to.
I love how he is oblivious of how embarrassing things are and just goes about his business at the end.
He's been dealing with psycho women for ten seasons, it's just another day for him.
He antagonize people on purpose
He is old.
its only natural
Not only that, sometimes boners just happen randomly without any sexual thought. Women need to realize this.
At Larry's age? I doubt very much that it's natural.
It's not unusual 🎶
@@mantisnomo5984 Well...Larry occasionally writes his unusual prowess into the script...I am his age now, and I have not been able to get a stiffy while standing for at least a decade.
@@mantisnomo5984 what age has to do with it men don't hit menupause
Larry is 10,000 times funnier than Jerry Seinfeld. Hahaha
I agree, actually. Personally, I don't like Senfeld (I just don't think it's funny or interesting), but I like Larry David and Curb Your Enthusiasm as it is interesting and funny.😊
@@MasonKLutz they were written by the same person, you dimwit
When I was a teenager the wind would change direction and I'd get a chubby.
That is an old joke...but most of us can remember those awkward times, when you had to somehow carry your books towards the front of you, when the random erection would strike!...But there were always a few guys who were proud of that, and would not hide it!,,,Maybe that worked with the young ladies, but it was a different time back then, so I do not think so.
I remember my first solid erection. It was legendary.
@@maitreyanoot3996 0_o
I want to say that's too much information... But I respect that you remember and that it was legendary.
@@dietrichpriebe9279 tmi about an innocent tale of your days? Sheltered eh
This show has the best use of a tuba in the history of television or film, and that is that.
Thx. I couldn't figure out what it was.
A great example of how in Curb Your Enthusiasm world, Larry is actually the normal one but is misunderstood and put in morally compromising situations because of the absurd standards of the people around him.
That is part of his genius!
watching softcore while having your pants fitted is normal?
Must be fiction, though. His character isn't even married!
@@chrissvitreoushumour getting an erection is pretty normal around a woman in an enclosed space. Nothing has to be intentional
Larry is what happens when you are a normal person living in an over-sensitive liberal city like LA.
I love Larry. I hope he never stops making shows.
I once had an accidental erection during a job interview. The interview was for an IT help desk job at a large university in the Midwest. I was being interviewed by a beautiful Asian hiring manager. Must of let my mind wander. Tried to use my binder to hide it, but it didn't help. She noticed it and gave me strange looks during the the rest of the interview.
I ended up getting the job!
Good for you.
And…where’s the rest of the story?
>accidental
>beatiful Asian hiring manager
Dude only after reading this I’m hard
*Must have
You obviously measured up to the standards of the position.
"The same way the titanic went down, this thing went up! "
Ha! Ha!
just work around it, hon
lol
I love that your comment was teice as funny because I imagined Michael Weston saying
I've never been in a shop where an assistant - female or otherwise - would come into your changing-room to help you try out the clothes. If there were shops like that I'd find myself in the same situation as Larry just by her running her hand up my leg!! It's like when you go to the hairdressers and they ask you if you want a head-massage. I have to say no to that because it's too intimate for someone to be doing that to me. I made that mistake once - I escaped unharmed but it was a close call!!!
I once had a young female shop assistant almost insist on doing an inside leg measurement. I was only 18 myself. Then she asked me to hold the top end which was a bit disappointing. In hindsight having just watched this video it was probably for the best.
You must learn from your brother, Dennis Reynolds.
@@BLoafX “Flaccid, erect. Flaccid, erect. Flaccid… erect”
I need more context of this escape!
@@PlanetCapeStudios One time the young girl just started giving me a head massage without asking. It started as gentle brush of my hair and then with her hands and then a full head massage. I got a bit too hot and bothered so i had to politely bring it to an end - phew!! As mentioned I did escape with no incident so I don't need a head massage at the hairdressers any more 🙂
Larry David always looks like he's half a second away from laughing
Her -"So you think you're penis is like the Titanic?!?" Larry - "In a manner of speaking yes, I think they're comparable.
*your
It sure hit an iceberg with her
A sinking ship
She's hot
andrea savage
she is a savage
She has an entire show on TruTV that looks incredibly stupid and she says perverted things to a girl who's like ten.
She's a bitch
@bert smith Are you kidding ? those are ultra sexy
still a better love story than Titanic
Twilight*
She didn't go down on that titanic.
Titanic was a great love story. You mean Twilight???
It's comparable.
0:46 audio editing department did not account for the mirror in this scene.
Nice catch man
everyone else is looking at his erection - but you are looking at her mouth ??
She’s smiling
To be fair though, he got himself into that one
He sure did, but still shouldn’t have to explain himself.
Right why the hell would you watch the entire vid whilst you're in the middle of doing something??
A man of Larry's age cannot get an erection that quickly. FACT.
A lot of CYE relies on the assumption that you perceive Larry as NOT an old man, cause most of the time normal people wouldn't be as rude if thy treat him as an old man
I dunno. I mean, Sofia Loren, man. Hubba hubba.
exactly what I was thinking...no way he gets accidental boners at that age.
The show is mostly improvised, don't be so picky !
Paul H
I bet you are just a joy at parties.
LOL I would've laughed it off and ask "would you like a moment alone with your phone?" 🤣🤣🤣
Wanna hear the funniest joke about Sofia Loren? It happened during one of her earlier movies in Italy before she became known in the US and the movie starts with Ms. Loren waking up her teenage son to go to school, she looks at the bed sheet and goes, "Oh, Vicente, I told you to stop playing with yourself! If you keep doing it you'll go blind!" And then the kid goes, "Is that why the town priest wears those thick glasses?"
Yes that's what happened..
😂😂😂😂😂👌👌
@@edwardwoodward8052 - lol, good one.
Source please.
What a babe, she's in her 40s.
AssholusSupremis she’s also will Ferrell’s psychiatrist girlfriend in Step Brothers
Chris and the star of a hilarious tv show
I can't believe she was Richard Lewis date
I like how she thinks we can control our erections
Larrys like 90 it’s just a joke. It’s a tv show
Titanic went down and this one went up 🙈
Her reaction would be different if it was brad Pitt
😂
shit, as a straight man so would mine.
I don’t really get Brad, square head and all.
Welp, off to another Curb rabbit hole.
Porn vs Reality
Why is it ok for women to get turned on but not men?
Could never understand why men should be shamed for erection .... anyone ?
Larry's still got game! 😂 Salute!
It’s just a tv show, don’t you know.
Best show in history
My guess is she doesn't see a lot of erections.
“Mr. Murphy, you want to come work out this problem on the board?” “No thanks, I’ll take the zero.”
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to be honest. I have often been very grateful, as a woman, that my accidental arrousals aren't visible. It was much more true when I was younger and full of hormones, but I had one recently, only when you're female no one can tell. You just pretend like nothing is happening, and are grateful that no one can tell lol ...
Precisely. Larry walked right into this one, but even still, if the boner is in the pants, she should just go about her business.
You mean nipples or something else?
When she said for him to get out, I immediately felt bad for him
A woman gets mad when she catches you with an erection, and even madder when you tell her it's not because of her.
Technically not sexual Harassment people are allowed to be sexually aroused as long as they don’t act on it
"In a manner of speaking" LMAO Someone needs to thug life meme that line.
I can see a fedora and blunt spawning on Larry instantly.
In my 20s I went into a clinic to have some warts on my junk looked at. I figured they'd send in a dude. But it was a woman in her 30s. I had to drop my pants so she could look at it. I wasn't even attracted to her, but I just had zero control. Then she left and came in with another female, a little older, and even less attractive. And they were just staring at my chub. The younger one was flustered, the older one just kinda smirked. Even when they applied the dry ice to freeze the warts it stayed plumped. Thinking back, I should've just got rock hard to give them the full show. Oh well, you live and you learn.
Larry David’s greatest gift is making the average guy feel he’s not alone.
this is a rated R Seinfeld
We are supposed to be super sensitive and supportive of every single bodily function and image women can have while none of that is reciprocated to the male version of the species.
The show is still very funny, I wish they would have Suzi arguing with Larry a bit more, those older episodes where she goes off (doll head) are priceless
Cheryl vs. Larry is the best part of the show. I wish he was still married to her.
RJman101 ugh can’t stand Cheryl, so glad she has a limited part. Susie is hilarious especially when she calls him a bald fuck!😂
One of the funniest (if not THE funniest) shows... EVER!!! Basically, it’s an R rated Seinfeld. There are many similarities in story lines. Seinfeld just couldn't take it that far.
She can be funny in smaller doses, but she's more than a bit grating when she goes off on a tirade of swearing.
HYSTERICAL!
The definition of over-reaction by that woman. In fact, its a compliment.
Just like the Titanic went down this thing went up🤣 One of the greatest shows of all time.
Somebody's gotta make a compilation of "I think you should leave, Larry". Dunno if CZcams's length restrictions would accommodate it though.
“That’s not from you” - just what every lady wants to hear. Even if you’ve sprouted and the woman there is offended, to say “that’s not from you”…. If she was not angry before, now she’s truly enraged lol
Very complicated and illogical
Surprised he didn't say "alright it was from you" lol
The way the titanic went down and this went up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The amazing thing about Larry David is that he was exactly like this 40 years ago when he was poor as dirt and driving a cab.
He is actually right it is always an accident they have there own minds man
He tells the saleswoman that the waist is too big JUST as she makes him leave the store. That's like the worst timing ever.😂😂😂
That's life everyday on New York City subway
Lol watching a video like that while the seamstress is messing with your pants classic Larry😅
You can't blame a man for having an erection.
It just happens !
Come on, girl !
Haha 🤣😸
I think she was more offended because Sofia Loren turn Larry on and not her!😂😂
Agreed
Wanna see more Andrea Savage on Curb
Well Sofia Loren is always been a source for Larry young Sofia Loren he told Cheryl that before but she didn't believe him and it's crazy cause Leon sent it to him that was the first season he wasn't even living with him but they've gotten so close that Leon knows that Larry loves her and she's a source lol that's crazy
Fire Marshall Bill actually in this ep larry told leon to check out a sophia loren movie and larry told him shes hot or sth
DUDE WEED LMAO XD Damn i was inebriated i must've nodded off on that part my bad
Yes, that happens right in the first episode. Hahaha so funny!
What guy wouldn't get a woody looking at Sophia?
Well, it's difficult, curbing one's enthusiasm in front of Sofia....
"Why was it in my face"? because you were on your knees...
Is Larry still married? If not, we should have him on the bachelor. I would watch that.
what an amazing idea actually
This reminds me of the many times he has experienced some variant of "Larry David!... You sick fuck!!", which comes from Susie. 🤣
Sad ending, versus happy ending.
That’s what my brother told his wife ..: I getting the concierge treatment by your bff honey …
"Why was it in front of my face?"
"Because you had your face in front of it?"
Don't blame Larry. If she was measuring my pants like that, I'd have the same reaction 👍
He should've waited until he got home to watch the video. Everyone knows that.
I was in military school in 1984. Went to go see the nurse, who lived on campus. She was touching around down there And the brown hornet stood at attention. She gave me 20 demerits for disrespect.
I can name sources. Sophia Loren was once a source. I know my sources.
Just reverse the roles for 1 second hyperthetically of course, and their would be a lawsuit where the guy would still have to leave 🤣
0:52 Nice line. XD
compared to Larry's I am more like a life savings boat...
Titanic could have turned back around and docked, Larry, in the time you took to NOT turn off that clip!
Y'know Larry didn't have to watch that shit with someone else in the room.
“Why was it in my face??!!”
The fact that he just couldn't wait to watch the video.
Salespeople are usualy a lot more professional about such things
Why did it take him 9 minutes to take his phone from his pocket until he clicked on the message?
I miss the old days, my young days, when I'd often sprout wood in public. The subtle position shift, concealment with a book or newspaper, or simple sitting and waiting it out. I never realized we have a finite number of boners, so many wasted.
Advice from Jack Nicholson for old men:
“Never pass a washroom, never trust a fart and never waste a hard on.”
Blessed
the opposite of George Costanza's shrinkage
WHYYYY IS IT IN MYYYY FACEeeEe 🤣😭
Long ball Larry.
0:46 the mirror her mouth is moving differently than wat shes saying
This is a great example of why so many guys are turning bi.
Hell, that specific video of the great Sophia Loren would give me a woody, too LOL.😈😈😈😈
I hate an accidental erection! 😂
"Accidental erection"
wow when he says ill put a belt on he literally sounds like Bernie lmao.
Omg it's Andrea savage!
Reminds me of Junior High when the teacher called on me to stand in front of the class and I'd just been checking out the girl a few rows in front of me.
So what happened? Do you tuck into the waistband?
maybe porn should try out this idea, instead of " lady gets stuck in the dryer"
He's always too preoccupied with something to care that he's being kicked out.
Come on! There is no way he can still get it up!! 😂