Imagine the absolute terror the kid must have felt as Larry straddled him and told him "I have some gratitude sex coming to me" must have been an odd sense of relief to know it was with his mom...
He seems asexual. Even when they have a sex scene he seems like a boy totally lost what that actually is. He has zero connection with Hines in these scenes. Imo it is because of how self absorbed the character is so sex is with zero emotion which makes it kinda awkward
Larry pointedly asks her earlier in the episode "Did a DOCTOR tell you he was on the spectrum?" and she didn't really answer definitively. So I'm guessing he's just an obnoxious brat.
That kid has a lot of skill for comedic acting, his reads are genuinely funny and he sells you on his character with just one scene. He fits into the CYE atmosphere like a stitch on a quilt.
That is such a Larry David line coming out of a 12 year old boy's mouth. No kid has had that thought since like 1990. That's something a street urchin would yell at you in The Depression.
One the one hand, Larry doesn't stand for certain kinds of bs, which I'm sure is part of what you like about him. But Larry also seriously lacks self-control and empathy which makes him a poor candidate for child psychologist.
He would be a great Scrooge- with a twist! Even after being shown everything by the Ghost's, he doesn't change a thing. End's with "What do I care about Christmas? I'm Jewish!"
Or in a typical Seinfeld episode George would've left then the next day complained to Jerry at the coffee shop about the kid. Jerry would suggest something on how to solve the problem then Kramer would slide into the booth and offer to kidnap him for a night only to lose the kid outright. All the while George wouldn't be able to "perform" under the pressure that he forgot Jerry's patented move.
The point is she's supposed to be an insensitive prick, he's supposed to be an insensitive prick, they're supposed to be misinformed, idiotic douchebags. Like the characters on Seinfeld were.
This is without a doubt one of the funniest things I’ve ever witnessed in my life. Some shows never reach this level during their entire existence, yet this is just a small side thing in Curb. Larry David is God.
If a child can learn to tie his shoes, he can learn not to insult people. How come no child save for the very few obviously retarded ones was "on the spectrum" in my time? Everyone learned to read, do basic math and maintain a modicum of manners. Of course, that was Soviet Union, where no nonsense was brooked.
I used to watch Fridays in the early 1980's. It's been about 40 years since I saw it. A few months ago I watched some old clips of the show here on CZcams and was surprised to see that Larry David was in the cast.
I was too busy laughing the first few times I've seen this episode to realize how fucking pristine that house is. I know it's a TV show, but god damn. Look at that hallway. . .is this heaven? Shit, I think I'm getting old.
For non-Curb Your Enthusiasm viewers-this boy is not on the spectrum, and Larry David's just tackling a spoiled brat. Nothing problematic happening here.
@AlphaBay @TRUMP SUPPORTER Probably just,the director tells the kid, here you insult Larry- think of something...the rest was improv, would even make Larry think, old man in sneakers...he's good; with proper mentoring... Naah, one Larry David is enough
'Eh...the spectrum...he's on the spectrum...' Me when I see contemporary Doctors handing out spectrum stamps more than a kid sells lemonade at a stand.
Why shouldn’t anyone wear sneakers? Shoes are uncomfortable. Wear shoes for formal events like weddings and funerals and use sneakers for everyday situations.
Having sex with a single mother isn't even a challenge!! Remember shes been a single mother for a while for a reason! One time this chick told me "my kids and I are a package deal" and I thought, I rather open a package from the unibomber!!
“If you can get him to bed, the offer still stands”
In that moment, he knew what he must do.
Even Larry David is just a man
There was no turning back.
He should've had some Nyquil brownies.
Zero hesitation.
"The offer still stands." Smiles..
BOING!!!!
"It's past HIS bedtime!" haha, kid starting with fire against Larry.
That’s a good name
I approve
Larry david is smart enough not to fight a kid
Yep. But guess what, Larry wrote that line.
Followed up with, "I've never seen an old man with sneakers"
Imagine the absolute terror the kid must have felt as Larry straddled him and told him "I have some gratitude sex coming to me" must have been an odd sense of relief to know it was with his mom...
I wet my eyes from laughter, thanks
I love this scene but I NEVER thought of it that way...! Hilarious!
thats some good childhood trauma right there
Sheeit, if that's all it takes to destroy kids these days, we're doomed for sure.
sam jam ham mammogram the men have yelled if the kid would have respected the man
sam jam ham mammogram lmfao!!
i mean he gets a lesson for being an asshole, thats how real life works i think, so he be fine
Lol all this edgy kids saying it's life. God how sad
0:44 "I've never done anything that someone could be grateful for " LMAO
He kinda tried with Cheryl but its so true.
Did you notice how she rubbed her chin when she said “grateful”...? 🤨
He also never fought anyone before! Only a kid, lol
I can never take sexual advances on Larry seriously
Guy seems to get laid. Not sure how
unattractive people never can. Larry is a woman magnet
It creeps me out lmao
He seems asexual. Even when they have a sex scene he seems like a boy totally lost what that actually is. He has zero connection with Hines in these scenes. Imo it is because of how self absorbed the character is so sex is with zero emotion which makes it kinda awkward
I have heard some funny comments from women I know......they can't explain it butt totally would throw down. It's fascinating
I never realized “he’s on the spectrum” was code for “I can’t raise my child right”
You must be one of these so-called parents.
I've literally never heard that in my whole life until now
Really? You never realized that? Hmm, I thought that was common knowledge. Well, I guess now you know!
Jordan Behm Oof dude, not quite.
nah, usually its adhd that is used as an excuse by crap parents. autism is different.
Bernie Sanders and Lorelai Gilmore, who would have thought.
valar That would be one hell of a couple to have over for Thanksgiving.
what the, it shouldnt have had stopped there, we want the graphical part
valar more like Bernie and aoc
Did you know that Bernie Sanders and Lauren Conrad had sex?
jairo lorenzo that’s hilarious
If he wasn't on the spectrum before, he is now.
This comment is so funny and perfectly concise, a single reply would ruin its brilliance.
@@CrimeaRiver lmfaoo
Underrated comment
UltimatePiccolo - Hahahah
Your comment wins......
Hey piccolo what's up
Larry pointedly asks her earlier in the episode "Did a DOCTOR tell you he was on the spectrum?" and she didn't really answer definitively. So I'm guessing he's just an obnoxious brat.
Correctamundo
She just knows. Lol
Ain't they all?
@youcandoit the worst kind of mom.. right after Facebook moms
Hate moms like this 🙄
That kid has a lot of skill for comedic acting, his reads are genuinely funny and he sells you on his character with just one scene. He fits into the CYE atmosphere like a stitch on a quilt.
Right?! He reminds me of that kid from "Bad Santa"...
“I’ve never seen an old man in sneakers before...so stupid”
Lmao!
That is such a Larry David line coming out of a 12 year old boy's mouth.
No kid has had that thought since like 1990.
That's something a street urchin would yell at you in The Depression.
Funny!
All over L.A......and yes, so stupid.
I love tthe way the kid just stares at him deadpan when Larry yells at him.
CoolDL Larry yelled at him?
that dead stare reminds me of the kid from the big lebowski. "you see larry, this is what happens when you F a stranger in the ass.
We know that this is your homework!
I don't think you know what "deadpan" means.
@@Carl-LaFong1618 Fuckin prick’s stonewallin’ me.
😂 Larry has decades of experience as an adolescent. Kid stood no chance.
Larry did in 30 seconds what the mom hasn’t done in 10 years. Hey Larry, Write a how to raise you child book! Bestseller. Much needed.
One the one hand, Larry doesn't stand for certain kinds of bs, which I'm sure is part of what you like about him. But Larry also seriously lacks self-control and empathy which makes him a poor candidate for child psychologist.
Never seen an old man in sneakers
Old people call them "Easy Walkers"
Dafuq is a man supposed to wear?
@@bloodfeastislandman1580 lol Dafuq indeed.
He roasted LD, I died
LD's not your stereotypical old man.
believe it or not, that kid grew up to be kurt cobain
What a stupid comment the show isn't set in the 80s
@@realtalkz3930 + Go home Ralph.
@Samuel Maurermore like r/wooosh
@@realtalkz3930 dumbass
Haters will disagree though
“Offer still stands”. I mean at that point it doesn’t matter what you ask us to do, we’re gonna give it our best shot.
Bridget: he's on the spectrum
Larry: same
Lorelei in those glasses with that hair...
GOD DAMN😍❤
Ahhhhhhahahahahaha!!!!! The way Larry flew up those stairs, powerwalked down the hallway and threw the guitar!!!! Hilarious!!
That's the Mom from "The Gilmore Girls" Good job there Larry
LEMMY K. IS GOD oh shit, I didn't realize that. Good call, she's good looking.
shes gross lmao fake nose and double chin
so that's "f*ck me santa" ?
KiLL DoZeR
But have you seen LD. .?
NO IT'S MRS SANTA'S SISTER
I'm digging her little laugh when Larry power walks towards the kids bedroom
It's important as a younger man to have older men who put you in your place like this. The kid should thank Larry.
Yeah. Somehow that reminded me of Tony Soprano and AJ.
I grew up on military bases in the '50s and '60s. Definitely no shortage of men to keep us boys in line.
God damn Larry D, you know exactly how to handle kids. Straight forward, no bullshit, going for the jugular. Love it.
0:45 they both actually started laughing and had to cut lol
Mom: "Hi Honey, uh, I thought Nancy put you to bed?"
Bratty kid: "She did."
I love that Larry is so savagely honest with the kid, but it's also why he never had gratitude sex before. 🤣
I always thought LD would make a hilarious Scrooge. He looks like Scrooge when he jogs up the stairs.
He would be a great Scrooge- with a twist! Even after being shown everything by the Ghost's, he doesn't change a thing. End's with "What do I care about Christmas? I'm Jewish!"
the shadowy view of him trying to leap up the stairs with those boney legs reminded me more of the grinch minus the hat.
This proves that if you are beautiful you will age beautifully. She was the ultimate "fun girl next door", and she still is for us older guys.
You're disgusting lol
"This proves that if you are beautiful you will age beautifully." LOL That is so dumb!
Growing some jowls
She's a 15/30 on the Patrice O'Neal scale at best.
Older guys? Shit, I'm in my 20s and I would!
Got to love the determination of Larry as he strides down the hallway to tell the kid how its going down.
The aggressive pace he sets as he races to the bedroom is so funny.
George Constanza would have done the same thing.
Well, George Costanza basically is Larry David, he made that character based on himself.
Or in a typical Seinfeld episode George would've left then the next day complained to Jerry at the coffee shop about the kid. Jerry would suggest something on how to solve the problem then Kramer would slide into the booth and offer to kidnap him for a night only to lose the kid outright. All the while George wouldn't be able to "perform" under the pressure that he forgot Jerry's patented move.
He would've done the exact opposite. And everything would turn out okay.
Pfff. George never even had make-up sex. What chance did he have for gratitude sex.
@@timcritterdoc but what if George brought cured meats to the bed?? That might work.
Ummm...The kid's in his room...What's the issue?...You turn up the Steely Dan and Gratitude Sex away!
dwl yea
Don't Stop (Thinking About Tomorrow), also known as "Campaign Pseudo-Rock".
Steely Dan's Dirty Work lol
Actually turn up the Marvin Gaye or hell even the Bee Gees. You know what? Fuck it. Earth, Wind, and Fire. Just not Steely Dan😂
They can have sex in the laundry or basement which is miles away from anywhere !
That kid playing the guitar...its golden...more gratitude...LD vs the spectrum
WTH. Just give him a fifty.
It's a friggin tv show and the characters are supposed to be assholes, calm down.
The point is she's supposed to be an insensitive prick, he's supposed to be an insensitive prick, they're supposed to be misinformed, idiotic douchebags. Like the characters on Seinfeld were.
valar+ Exactly. That's why both of these shows are so hilarious.
Larry is a Jew. Jews don't give out money
Larry is a cheap ass. No way he'll pay fifty. 😂
The way Larry bounces up those stairs!! XD
One of the greatest and funniest shows ever!! I think I’ve watched EVERY episode 3 or 4 times. It never gets old. Like Seinfeld, but better.
"It's pass HIS bedtime"
past
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
It's past his eternal resting place
This is without a doubt one of the funniest things I’ve ever witnessed in my life.
Some shows never reach this level during their entire existence, yet this is just a small side thing in Curb. Larry David is God.
What do you think of Always Sunny
@@danielsummerton2259 no.
First time I laughed out loud in a month. Hilarious. Thanks for posting.
Looks like more of a Hotel than a House, The kid is in his own room playing the Guitar with door closed , I see No Problem here.
Cheers 🍻
Classic Larry! Writing dozens of scenes of hot women attracted to the Crypt Keeper.
Crypt Keeper.. lmao! Gonna have to hold onto that one
And that's the result of not teaching kids "Respect your elders", kids are out of line and Larry has to set them straight.
Every scene from this series is about Larry's manhood being questioned by people he can't mess with. Women or children usually.
damn, that child was plucking out luscious melodies from those strings huh
Shredding it brooo
"Wow. Steady cowboy!! "I'm sure she was doubly grateful, after that!
The kid is ex-Notre Dame and Patriots coach, Charlie Weiss.
Larry Hit it Out of the Ballpark, a homerun.
Now Hes gonna Run all The Bases.
"It's past his bedtime" 😂😂😂
The fear when he opened that door 😂😂
On the spectrum. HAHAHAHA! The modern day excuse for terrible manners.
You.. Realise autism is a thing, right?
You mean a Myth perpetuated by bad parents, amiright?
@@aykarimba you are missing the whole point
@youswit I'm sure he does and I think from your response we can all infer that you're "on the spectrum" as well.
If a child can learn to tie his shoes, he can learn not to insult people. How come no child save for the very few obviously retarded ones was "on the spectrum" in my time? Everyone learned to read, do basic math and maintain a modicum of manners.
Of course, that was Soviet Union, where no nonsense was brooked.
I used to watch Fridays in the early 1980's. It's been about 40 years since I saw it. A few months ago I watched some old clips of the show here on CZcams and was surprised to see that Larry David was in the cast.
I thought he was going to trash the guitar when I first watched this.
Dr Cox style
He did?
Animal House style
Same 😂😂
He did. You don't throw a guitar like that!
I was too busy laughing the first few times I've seen this episode to realize how fucking pristine that house is. I know it's a TV show, but god damn. Look at that hallway. . .is this heaven? Shit, I think I'm getting old.
Leon would be so proud of him.
It’s past HIS bedtime. LMAO!
That was the savage thing I've seen in a while. That kid is officially traumatized 😂
I'll try that method with my own kids tonight.
Plz CZcams it for us
For non-Curb Your Enthusiasm viewers-this boy is not on the spectrum, and Larry David's just tackling a spoiled brat. Nothing problematic happening here.
He will be on the spectrum. He's just... he's pre-on the spectrum.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing!!!! This made my day!
Never knew Bernie was so forceful about sex till now.
like in universal healthcare, he wont take no for an answer.
I love the way Larry takes everything he says personally 😂
i never seen an old man in sneakers before.....brilliant
Florida?
YOU KNOW WHEN THE KID SAID I NEVER SEEN AN OLD MAN WITH SNEAKERS ON PISSED LARRY OFF SCRIPTED OR NOT
@AlphaBay @TRUMP SUPPORTER Probably just,the director tells the kid, here you insult Larry- think of something...the rest was improv, would even make Larry think, old man in sneakers...he's good; with proper mentoring... Naah, one Larry David is enough
Savage Larry
@That Guy Edgelord spotted
This is Larry's take on how to be a chad.
'Eh...the spectrum...he's on the spectrum...' Me when I see contemporary Doctors handing out spectrum stamps more than a kid sells lemonade at a stand.
That is one hell of an apartment hallway
i didn't realize that the gilmore girls was this funny.
Larry is gangster af
It's past his bedtime 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
I really need to start watching this show
As if anyone would look twice at this old fella.
"I've never seen an old man in sneakers before."
If Xbox live was a person! Lol
What's wrong with this mother? Don't bring a stranger to your house with a kid like it is nothing
she strikes me for one of those "as a mother.." that thinks she knows everything.
The way he speaks to children, like no other, no filter.
I love that jewish music playing all along this
Ivdont think its Jewish. More like Balkan area music or Romania
@@olegsher yea I can see that. But its similar to jewish music as well and thatd fit the tone of the show more imo
same gypsy tune from borat.
olegsher neither of those things...
I thought it was ska?
SHE IS SOO GORGEOUS . BY THE WAY, THE SCENE IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
I am 43 and still wear sneakers. What the boy said just made me so self-conscious now.
43 isn't 70...
Forget the sneakers, work on your brain.
Why shouldn’t anyone wear sneakers? Shoes are uncomfortable. Wear shoes for formal events like weddings and funerals and use sneakers for everyday situations.
I'm 50, mostly barefoot. where do I stand?
Larry David gives a master class in disciplining children.. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Just love Larry David and this show.
Larry face when he walks in and see the kid still up is classic thinking I gotta sort this the guy is a genius
Never seen Larry more determined. 😆
This little sociopath tried to f*** with the wrong big sociopath.
Man this is really bringing back some awful repressed memories.
Larry's lack of moral compass is so interesting
Larry David is way scarier than Tony Soprano
Any male would be scary with gratitude sex on the cards.
Larry would have set AJ straight.
Dam, I've never seen a man so fucking determined when she said "offer still stands"....
The omega male hates it when even a child has more power than him.
Its past HIS bedtime. Hahaha
Relax people. This is a perfectly healthy anger response from an older adult male to a young boy.
the old spectrum... he's "ON THE SPECTRUM"... oh boy
loving how he left all the consequences to the kid's imagination.
Would a 72 year old Larry even get a second look from a woman like this that is 20 years his junior? I think not.....
I can see myself doing that. 🤣
One of the best Larry scenes by far
Having sex with a single mother isn't even a challenge!! Remember shes been a single mother for a while for a reason! One time this chick told me "my kids and I are a package deal" and I thought, I rather open a package from the unibomber!!
yea not a challenge because they are going to try and sucker you in to try and take care of them and their kid
This Show kills it. Larry is a legend
Just bought my last pair of sneakers ever.
i will not give up my comfortability just because some snotty nose prick kid says so!
lol that's funny
Nothing wrong with sneakers,you just shouldn't wear them on dates.