Midnight Confessions With The Cookie Monster
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- čas přidán 13. 04. 2018
- Me not take internet safety serious enough, because me always allow cookies.
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“Me fur not really this blue. Me use ‘Just for Monsters’.” LOL
Well, he is almost 50 years old. Some gray fur is inevitable. 😀
I believe that was "Just Fur Monsters"
😆 great line!
Cookie monster jokes about internet cookies ... Lol
There's not as many perfect jokes as we need in this life. That is perfect joke.
The software parts of Chrome that controls cookies, is called CookieMonster.
@@Carewolf It's better than that; internet cookies are named after a prank at (IIRC) MIT where one of the first ever computer worms infected all the terminals and popped up a little ascii version of our blue friend here who refused to let the user get any work done until they typed in the word 'cookie' for him.
Internet cookies are named after the Cookie Monster, so this joke is like pop eating itself. I love it.
GREAT Marketing tool to make Cookie Monster's book look like he already took a bite out of it! Bravo to whomever thought up that trick! :-)
The same true genius creator of this & many shows & enterprises, who's being spied & unpaid since birth
to whoever thought up that trick. Whoever is the subject of the phrase ... thought up....
WANHK WAHNK😋😋
Cookie Monster: Forgive me audience, none of the cookies me eat actually go in me mouth, but make a big cookie mess around me for the staff at CBS to clean up! :P
That reminds me of something that Stan Smith said on American Dad!
AH Man!! I was gonna say that. Lol
“Me always allow cookies.”I couldn’t help myself I had to laugh.
My 6 year old: “that’s Cookie Monster, but who is that? John Oliver?” 😂
John Oliver will have a field day with that one...
~~~~ROTFL~~~~~ i mean i really am. that was wonderful :} 🤓
Well, Colbert was already making people laugh before your kid was born. 🙂
The outtakes from Cookie Monster and John Oliver are some of the funniest things ever.
I love how cookies pupils roll around like marbles whenever he moves lol
I didn't know Cookie Monster was Catholic...
Though it kind of figures, you get a wafer every time...
Bart Geerts this deserves waaaaay more likes... Lol
symbolizing the same.
Bart Geerts .....😂👏👏👏
Of course He is Catholic! He invites young men to eat cookies with him typically on Sunday mornings all under the guise of "teaching" them something.
Except instead of sex, its diabetes.
I don’t get it.
I could imagine Cookie going "Just one sleeve? You on diet?"
Kinda disappointed Cookie Monster didn’t down a fistful of communion wafers.
I made that connection too. Maybe the weirdo @4:33-red shirt- is a priest and was offended. Lol! Fuck him if he is.
3fishes inatank I mean that's kinda fucked, yknow people are allowed to be offended it's human nature, just not okay to be condescending dicks about it, kinda like you are being right now
... I am OFFENDED that you're offended over them being condescending dicks!
--Dave, ... wait, I need to diagram this...
"But they aren't consecrated wafers!" Such a funny line from the movie Lady Bird.
@@3fishesinatank806 I mean communion is actually a holy ceremony it represents the Last Supper that Jesus had with His disciples, so yea Cookie Monster can’t down fistfuls of wafers that wouldn’t be appropriate or respectful
4:33 wow that guy looking right into the camera is kind of scary...
TMiR Red Dude does NOT forgive. He will be back.
TMiR Red Yeah, I cant think of a non scary reason for this. 😮
I saw that too.. Dude looks like a Priest.
Maybe he just wanted a 🍪 too....
Do I now have to worry about my cookies?
To be fair, it IS hard to get past 'C', though... Because "'C' is for cookie, that's good enough for me!"
Lisa Dixon The OTHER 'three 'C's...?😉😂
Hahahah I love this! :D
*Me always allow COOKIES!* awesome!
After Stephen's first couple lines I was like "this is disappointing... not your best Stephen"... then the Cookie Monster shows up!
“Me still sketchy after letter C” 🤣
Fifty years!
😂🤣
Still smarter than our president.
I love it when the muppets visit Stephen. Stephen's like a living muppet himself sometimes. Why isn't there a Stephen muppet anyway?
He truly is a puppet of his master. Does he have to be green too?
More Cookie Monster and other Sesame Street characters confessing, please! 😂😂😂😂
I dig that the audience cheers for Cookie Monster's appearance and his eating of cookies!
03:55 Cookie monster had the best one...
Yeah, Cookie really should take his IT security more seriously.
Cookie Monster work for CNN; that's "Cookie Nom Nom."
That one guy in the audience at the end who's staring into my soul...
(in)somnio I think hes there to hypnotize everyone watching.
almost looks like an older steve carrel
And the droop next to him, who doesn't seem to enjoy himself at all...
HYPNO TOAD!
3:20 @ half speed is a dark hell
The internet security joke is gold
I too must confess. I like my desert before dinner. And during dinner. And after dinner.
Same
Don't we all...
All of these ACTOR/ACTRESSES appearing with Cookie Monster PROVES he's the most POPULAR muppet from Sesame Street (with possible exception of Kermit)!!!
Cookie monster takes a bite out of his book.
Internet cookies are so tasty.
Cookie Monster's eyes move about so much no wonder he has to eat such big cookies to see them 👀 . Fur looks good in your dyed shade of blue, CM 😆.
The guy at 4:32 is not having any of the Cookie Monster's shit today.
I should confess that seeing cookie monster was the highlight of my week. Idunno why, just was :)
Damn. Cookie Monster's cookies always looks the best.
Nom
Pants jokes especially funny in the U.K. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't. It's Cookie Monster. I have to hit like. He's one of the most wholesome things on earth!
I love that both kids and adults love Cookie. To me, that's a mark of true character greatness!
I know it sounds crazy but Cookie 🍪 Monster should do Stand up he is so hilarious, between this and the John Oliver skit was great too
would his Brit counterpart be a Biscuit Monster?
Yes. And the French one a Laduree monster.
That's his cousin in an episode of The Furchester Hotel.
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He actually has a British cousin named Biscuit Monster, seen on The Furchester Hotel!
@@falkormoonchild4822 More like a Macaron Monster.
No out-takes with the cookie monster like on John Olivers show??? Shaaaame!
I remember when Cookie Monster was on Colbert when he was on Comedy Central. It's nice how they both reunited.
Cookie monster jokes are a favorite of mine lol
I thought the Cookie Monster book was a joke but it’s actually a thing!!
4:32 I see youuu
He does it at 0:23 as well. Really creepy
One of the biggest crossover events of all time.
Cookie Monster also made an appearance on The Colbert Report and was even there for the all-star sing-along on the last episode.
This was probably the only way they could feasibly hide both of Cookie Monster's puppeteers, hiding behind Stephen's confessional wall set. It'd be rather awkward to fit them both behind his desk or couch and still be able to operate the lovable blue monster.
It's more a metaphor of jailed & spied, understand...
Point of fact our Catholic church does sometimes have an omelette bar.
And here I was hoping he'd reference the old sketch where the little girl and Kermit are reciting the alphabet. You know the one, "A B C D E F Cookie Monster!...".
Ah.... Cookie Monster. We'll never get too old for you.
MY CHILDHOOD ROLE MODEL!!!
Cookie, don’t ever change 😂
Cookie is so silly 😂😂😂😂
Coockie Monster, is, and has always been, the best written Muppet. The only ones close are Sam the Eagle and Grover.
I cannot find it but on the Jon Stewart Daily show back in the day, Stephen did a bit where he was interview Kids about swapping out cookies for broccoli or something which was being promoted by health advocacy making cookies a "once in a while food." A little boy was by then chomping down on a black and white cookie ( If I recall correctly ) he was really holding on to it with both hands LOL and he said it was "too yate" to swap it out for broccoli ( as if he would anyway ) and Stephen looked at the camera to say something like "make your kids eat their vegetables. Before it's too Yate!" That was so sweet and funny as heck.
I LOVE this segment!!!
Absolutely priceless! ❤️
cookie monster should confess to his waste of his precious cookies. i mean really, what cookie junkie would waste even one chocolate chip! come on!
... On nights when Stephen doesn't manage to slip a drink into his confessions... I have one for him.
And on every other night, too.
Cookie Monster is so cute
😄
Best clip of the day, I love Cookie Monster!!!
Cookie Monster eat Stephen Colbert's oatmeal cookies...
Shouldve given him communion wafers and told him they were cookies
Best confession
C is for catholic, that's good enough for me
I miss this segment!!
That internet safety joke was so obvious but CM makes it work.
OMG! This is my favorite one so far!
Saw the video, bought the book. 🍪 is life, 🍪 is love
Look at the dude in the burgundy shirt, in the audience @4:33.... after Stephen asks for forgiveness. Looks like a priest.
"☣." ~ St. Claudia
It's understandable that Cookie Monster would use Just for Monsters. He's nearly 50 years old, for pity's sake. 😀
There's an Hufflepuff in the studio??
stella ockham yep
So grammatically correct. Shaking my head
Joshua Moody a Hufflepuff? Sorry, English is my 2nd language and I’m mostly self taught...
Guessing the guy with the pattern scarf, hufflepuff - harry potter jargon
stella ockham haha you didnt spell any thing wrong, you were just too correct. The difference between "an hufflepuff" and "a hufflepuff". Just ignore my comment hahaha
I'm a simple man. I see Stephen Colbert and Cookie Monster in the same CZcams thumbnail, I click.
Blessings upon you
What a great thing to be the human playing Cookie Monster eating cookies.
My heart exploded.
1:09 Hey Vsauce Stephen here... Lol
Cookie Monster is guilty of the Cardinal Sin of Gluttony.
That organ music is not like anything I've heard at Mass. LOL!
Yes, you shouldn't have! 😂😂😂
It's not "The" Cookie Monster, it's just Cookie Monster.
Don't overrate headlines. In this case, it's the original spied cookie monster voice from Germany, since it's creation 1976. 'Sad but true'. Don't tread on me...
Cookie Monster for President 2020!!!!!!!!!!
Will cookie admit he sits in public rest rooms trying to cook cookie dough on a spoon next time he visits? 🤔😂
The guy in the audience is staring to find my sins
Funny stuff love cookie monster
Best guest ever!😁
I love Cookie Monster!
joy of cookies [best book ever].
Can we get a 'forgive me' for cookie monster when he had teeth?
🤣🍪❤️❤️❤️
anyone else creeped out of the guy looking at us @ 4:33 in the burgundy sweater? i mean everyone looking forward besides this dude?
The best part COOKIE MONSTER !!!!!
4:33 That one guy in the middle didn't participate either time. Just stared at the camera.
Get Cookie a late night show!
Is that a bite taken out of the book?☺️
Me enjoyed this "light" segment.. :)
Just for monsters
😄😄😄😄
Cookie Monster!!!😍🤗😅❤
After the Oreo confession I thought he Cookie Monster was going to say something like... yeeeah solo..., is amateur or anything actually.
Forgive me Nielsen, for I have syndicated....
I confess: I am not sitting in a jacuzzi, I have really bad flatulence. I lied about carob tasting like chocolate, it tastes like nothing. I am Donald Trumps illegitimate love child.
Poor cookies monster not over his addiction 🙁
oh so subtle, Monsters in the Confessional.
listening to Your Words.
Just "Fantastic!" i really MISS teh Muppets!!! at least we can watch soe of the show here on CZcams :} 🍪🍥🤸🏽♂️
3:19 - Kinda like a pirate!!!!
Subtle sales plug, Stephen. Real subtle. lol
Me love Cookie Monster 💕