Yes! There are countless terrific actors around - they just need that little twist of fate to be cast into their perfect role. Without that perfect casting decision, we'd never have heard of him. I don't know why the 'star' was Charlie. JC did half the work, got half the laughs.
Charlie's Autobiography would be one crazy book to read...! Edit: Never thought I would get so many likes for this comment :D I guess we all love Charlie !
Charlie's Autography Chapters: Chapter one - BANG Chapter two - BANG Chapter three - BANG Chapter four - BANG Chapter five - BANG Chapter six - BANG Chapter seven - BANG Chapter eight - House Guest Chapter nine - House Guest Chapter ten - Ha! I was going to get married.... so funny Chapter eleven - Im dead now.
"i want you to tell me that there's no chance that.....either of us will ever have to call a woman i slept with Daddy." LMAO i couldnt breathe from laughing at that.
@@cortex1347 She never turned gay (as illustrated by her later relationsships with Herb and other men), but she did falsely claim that she had become gay then
Well, that was just the last piece of the puzzle. There was a lot leading up to berta figuring it out. Which is actually what I loved the most about that episode. They did a particularly good job of crafting The events that lead to this moment.
Do you know what this means?! Yes, I slept with a woman who wanted to be a man. Or, I slept with a man in a woman's body. Or, and this is my new favorite and the title of my auto-biography,: My Mom and I slept with the same dude!
Charlie Sheen & Chris O' Donnell used to share screen time together in The Three Musketeers. Now this reunion must be a hilarious pleasure for them both LOL
Charlie always took in old acting-friends, both Herb and Alan starred in Hot Shots. Sheen is a good guy, beating up a few porn actresses doesnt change that fact.
Hands down my favorite episode of the show and so hilariously well written. My favorite line is from when Alan, Charlie and Evelyn are talking at the table, Charlie: Well that's nice mom. Isn't that nice Alan? Alan: Um, you're the expert Charlie, is it too early to start drinking?
Ahhh.... back when Two and a Half Men was still a well written, witty, hysterical show. Back when Jake was adorably clueless and not the idiot he is now...and when Charlie was still there to carry Alan.
@@AgostinhoSEP Two and a Half Men pretty much went down south after Charlie left, the show just wasn´t the same at all and kinda sucked. So Charlie was on up until end of season 8
@@TheMoh00744 I did not find it to be funny at all after season 8 Charlie was funny. Ashton Kutcher was not funny at all I like Ashton Kutcher in My Bosses Daughter Dude Where's My Car Just Married Open Season (Even though he's just voice in that one
“She’s cute...very tall, broad shouldersHOLY MOTHER OF GOD!” “Welcome to the Matrix.” “So so so so Jill is is is-“ “Yup” “And and and and you and and Jill used to-“ “Every chance we got.” “And and and mom is-“ “At this very moment.” “...HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!”
@@matadeverdoemden Yes I slept with a woman who want to be a man. Or I slept with a man in a womans body. Or this is my favorite and this the title of my autobiography "My mom and I slept with the same dude."
@@AutomaticDuck300 Gay. Youre over compensating. Im straight because i dont like ANY musicals, and i know im not over compensating because i have many party pics posing with gay guys where i look more gay than them. If i was over compensating i would not be confident enough to act gay, right? Hope im right ahah
“I want you to tell me that there’s no chance that either of us will ever have to call a woman I slept with… daddy” Is something i never thought I’d ever hear. God I miss Charlie sheen in this show
Actual trans guy here, haven’t seen the whole episode but THESE CLIPS ARE HYSTERICAL 🤣🤣🤣 Berta’s old flame with a new wick line gets me every time! Also Alan’s reaction make me howl with laughter!
3:10 "I want you to tell me that there's no chance that either of us will ever have to call a woman I slept with "Daddy"." Yeah, that sentence definitely requires a drink, even stealing it from your brother.
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"all that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead" Quote for the ages.
TOTALLY!!!😂😂😂😂😂
This quote could be printed on a t-shirt 😂😂
I totally agree
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Been there....
Can we just agree that Jon Cryer as Alan Harper was one of the best casting decisions ever made in American television!?
IKR???
Yes! There are countless terrific actors around - they just need that little twist of fate to be cast into their perfect role. Without that perfect casting decision, we'd never have heard of him. I don't know why the 'star' was Charlie. JC did half the work, got half the laughs.
He's a comedic genius.
Jon was born for this role.
Absolute genius.
(He was also considered for "Chandler Bing" in Friends, but the audition tape got lost!!)
Well Niles and Frasier was better😂 but Charlie and Alan are second best ones😃
Charlie's Autobiography would be one crazy book to read...!
Edit: Never thought I would get so many likes for this comment :D I guess we all love Charlie !
Maddy 6119 Harper's or Sheen's?
I am Faboulous I'd pay a lot for both of them
They are going to be pretty much the same :D
Charlie's Autography Chapters:
Chapter one - BANG
Chapter two - BANG
Chapter three - BANG
Chapter four - BANG
Chapter five - BANG
Chapter six - BANG
Chapter seven - BANG
Chapter eight - House Guest
Chapter nine - House Guest
Chapter ten - Ha! I was going to get married.... so funny
Chapter eleven - Im dead now.
It would've been a New York Times' Best Seller!
“My Mum & I slept with the same dude”
I could see this as a Jerry Springer episode 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cwmbran1984 Jeremy Kyle has that theme often
MOM NOT MUM
ah u missed that episode its there bud
Dvalle He or she is British, so the spelling is not wrong.
Jasper the loner I am British thanks for saying 😉
Alan’s realization is so sudden and over the top it’s hilarious
Berta's too 🤣
RIP Berta, you were a true gem
SHE'S DEAD?
@@mysticfire5850 Sad that you had to find out this way. October 12 2020 by cardiac arrest
@@omarbautista541 God damn it I hate 2020 with every fiber of my fucking being!
@@mysticfire5850 Yes! Such a terrible year.
@@omarbautista541 Daam! that's bummer.
"She's cute....very tall....broad shoulders..... *_HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!"_* XD
welcome to the matrix
So, so, so, Jill is, is.....
Yep
Media Messiah And, and, and you and Jill used to....
@@dandynoble19 every chance we got
3:39 Nothing, NOTHING could slip past Berta's eyes. What an awesome woman she was! RIP
She died?
@@dounglessco unfortunately yes
Agree
RIP Berta
🙏
What?
Phenomenal actress 💔
"If I had a nickel for every time a woman broke up with me and then came back as a guy, I'D HAVE A NICKEL!" LMAO very clever line
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
which isn't a lot but it's weird something like this would even happen once.
Whoever wrote this scene is a genius
YEAH!!😅😅😅😆😆😀😀😀
"i want you to tell me that there's no chance that.....either of us will ever have to call a woman i slept with Daddy." LMAO i couldnt breathe from laughing at that.
It was my fav
Alan: *Pauses to think about it, then grabs Charlie’s drink and swallows it all.*
Could you explain, please?
“How about a sausage link and a couple of eggs” 😭😭💀
Trust me Alan, Very soon your going to be looking back on this moment with fond nostalgia. LOL
Does anybody else wonder what Bill looked like as Jill?
The actor that plays Bill is actually a male so I guess we'll never know
I actually wondered that myself
HOLLYMOTHEROFGOD!!!!!!!!
Alan told you. Tall and broad shoulders. What else do you need
@@Chrisman77 Face
One brother turns them gay the other turns them guy....Berta was so funny
Nkosie Mackie when did Alan turn somebody gay?
@@TheScribe1.0 He turned Judith gay..
@@cortex1347 she just said that as an excuse to end the marriage
@@cortex1347 She never turned gay (as illustrated by her later relationsships with Herb and other men), but she did falsely claim that she had become gay then
@@smik4978 Pat Dornoff : Thank you both for correcting me! Got it wrong for years..😅
hands down! the best episode of Two and a half man. not a single dull moment.
Haha, this episode and the episode where Charlie is dating the real estate woman who's just like Evelyn!! Such an epic show!!! 😂😂
@@missmew3499 What about the episode Charlie is dating the witch
The way Charlie and Alan told jake to go to bed had me 🤣
A show like this will never air again! Unbelievable stuff
3:35 Berta picked it straight away!😂😳
It did take her some time, she was looking at Bill oddly
And Bertha were always brutally honest, ouch... She had more balls than Alan and Walden combined.
Well, that was just the last piece of the puzzle. There was a lot leading up to berta figuring it out. Which is actually what I loved the most about that episode. They did a particularly good job of crafting The events that lead to this moment.
I luv how Charlie and Alan are so different, yet they can be like twins in a situation.
""My mom and i slepr with the same dude"" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣legendary
You were so excited you put r in place of t😂
@@sourabhkarmakar8040 i did not notice 😂😂😂
1:30 - this is my favorite Alan’s phrase and reaction😂
"welcome to the matrix"....like a prophetic foretelling
D'oooh hohoho sooo true!!!
They're women now! (Family Guy reference)
The greatest comedy sitcom EVER!!
This show was comedy gold
Hands down the best episode of Two and a Half Men😂😂 Hail the writer🔥
RIP dear Berta, we miss you!😭😭😭
Welcome to the MATRIX 😂😂😂😂
This episode never gets old
Evelyn: "Helloo, anybody home!"
Charlie & Alan in sync: "Ow No."
Everybody: Ow Yes! 😂
The script is too amazing to be a product of the human mind...
Bertha was enjoying every single second of those moments.
This is the best and funniest scene I ever seen 😂😂😂😂
I keep rewinding to the Holy Mother of God part.
+Emily Kasprowicz No, unholy...mother of us.
+Emily Kasprowicz Welcome to the matrix
+carultch That was my favorite quote the whole show.
That should be a great ring tone..
1:32
Do you know what this means?!
Yes, I slept with a woman who wanted to be a man. Or, I slept with a man in a woman's body. Or, and this is my new favorite and the title of my auto-biography,: My Mom and I slept with the same dude!
2:06
Dead!
that and the "welcome to the matrix" are my fav
From all the sitcoms I've seen this will be my all time favourite episode. Nothing else ever made me laugh this hard.
For me, the best comedy on this show are when 2 characters tag-team against another...like Charlie & Alan vs Evelyn or Charlie & Berta vs Alan
I enjoy jake vs charlie
"i want you to tell me that there is no chance that.... either of us will ever have to call a woman i slept with.....Daddy!" LMAO!!!!
James Dick to digest that thought, they really need heavy drink or Brainwashed surgery
So true. XD
That is scary
*starts drinking heavily...*
Took me a second or two to realize what it really meant
I love all the times Alan said “HOLY MOTHER OF GOD” during the show
I have never seen a perfect show better than this
"All that is left to do now is drink till the part of the brain that creates mental-pictures is dead"
I've tried. It doesn't work
3:20 That's exactly what Alan does.
@@lawrencedockery9032 Still its always worth an attempt.
He right .I ve tried . it doesn t work
love the first seasons of the show. great comedy, awesome writing and acting. everything is on point, i love the first seasons so, so much.
TOTALLYYYYY😊😊😅😅😅😊😊
Charlie Sheen & Chris O' Donnell used to share screen time together in The Three Musketeers. Now this reunion must be a hilarious pleasure for them both LOL
Charlie always took in old acting-friends, both Herb and Alan starred in Hot Shots. Sheen is a good guy, beating up a few porn actresses doesnt change that fact.
Too bad that Keifer Sutherland and Oliver Platt never appeared on the show.
Yup its D'Artagnan and Aramis ⚔😃 movie of my childhood
my cheeks hurt from all the laughing
The absurdity of it all and charlies acting is sooo goooood
"nooooo."
"yes."
"Jill?"
"Bill."
"noooo!!"
LMAO
Now with my like you have 69... LMAO
Noooooooooooooooooooo ROLFMAO
@@DaGubah501 i know, right? i cried from laughing so hard.
@@jamesdick2580 “hey, how do u know my name?” LOL
Hands down my favorite episode of the show and so hilariously well written. My favorite line is from when Alan, Charlie and Evelyn are talking at the table,
Charlie: Well that's nice mom. Isn't that nice Alan?
Alan: Um, you're the expert Charlie, is it too early to start drinking?
This was one of the funniest shows ever.
"Gaa-zeus!" Love that saying LOL
Joshua Ramiandrisoa it's 'gadzooks'
One of the funniest, best written comedies ever!!!
Ahhh.... back when Two and a Half Men was still a well written, witty, hysterical show. Back when Jake was adorably clueless and not the idiot he is now...and when Charlie was still there to carry Alan.
And before Kelso from That 70s Show replaced Charlie Sheen and his amazing character.
nailed it
@aalikane....Perfectly said!! Agreed
When did "Two and Half Men" go bad? Which specific season? For me to stop at the right time
@@AgostinhoSEP Two and a Half Men pretty much went down south after Charlie left, the show just wasn´t the same at all and kinda sucked. So Charlie was on up until end of season 8
'I want you to tell me that there is no chance either of us will ever have to call a woman I slept with.....daddy'.
3:10
3:20 drink!
🤢
GoToBed!GoToBed!GoToBed!
My favorite episode of the whole series. The holy mother of god shouting from Jon cracks me up every time.
So many outstanding lines. Classic Two and a Half Men was really great👏
She's cute very tall broad shoulders and holy mother of FUCK!!!!
Trust me Alan, very soon you will be looking back on this moment with fond nostalgia. LOL. How very true.
Run into an old flame with a new wick 😂😂😂
Just think how much fun it would be to be Berta in that house.
These are THE BEST moments in this show :D
My favorite line from this episode: "If I had a nickel for every time a woman broke up with me and then came back as a guy, I'D HAVE A NICKEL!"
Charlie is truly the best no one was ever as funny and wise cracking as him, this show was ment to fail after he was gone
This is my favorite episode of the whole show.
What episode and s
@@TheMoh00744 I did not find it to be funny at all after season 8 Charlie was funny. Ashton Kutcher was not funny at all I like Ashton Kutcher in
My Bosses Daughter
Dude Where's My Car
Just Married
Open Season (Even though he's just voice in that one
I bet they had trouble keeping a straight face when they filmed this 😂😂😂
I loved these titles man. They'll stick with me forever
“She’s cute...very tall, broad shouldersHOLY MOTHER OF GOD!”
“Welcome to the Matrix.”
“So so so so Jill is is is-“
“Yup”
“And and and and you and and Jill used to-“
“Every chance we got.”
“And and and mom is-“
“At this very moment.”
“...HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!”
Alex Ibarra what are you guys yelling about?
@@dveiwer Go to bed! Go to bed! Go to bed!
@@VACman345 Do you realize what this means?
@@matadeverdoemden Yes
I slept with a woman who want to be a man.
Or I slept with a man in a womans body.
Or this is my favorite and this the title of my autobiography "My mom and I slept with the same dude."
@@VACman345 excuse me
I love Berta! She's perfect with her snazzy comments!!
3:39 GADZOOKS! LOL BERTA!
It was the best sitcom ever. Still entertains, each moment till Charlie!
Do you think I am gay? I like musical theater......
Drinking does help with some deep thinking lol
that was hilarious looool
I have a favourite musical, I don't care about sports, and I like cuddling.
Still not gay.
@@AutomaticDuck300 Gay. Youre over compensating. Im straight because i dont like ANY musicals, and i know im not over compensating because i have many party pics posing with gay guys where i look more gay than them. If i was over compensating i would not be confident enough to act gay, right? Hope im right ahah
@@pflaffik No, it's called being comfortable with who you are. Sounds like you are too.
"Oh my god, he's half her age! Yeah...that's the problem."
This had to of been one of the best episodes lmao
Definitely my favorite episode from the very first season
Berta's "oh boy!" Is the best thing ever
Easily the best episode
“I want you to tell me that there’s no chance that either of us will ever have to call a woman I slept with… daddy”
Is something i never thought I’d ever hear. God I miss Charlie sheen in this show
one of the best episodes of the show lmfao
This is my new favorite and the title of my autobiography "My mom and I slept with the same dude" 😂😂😂
My favorite moment of the whole show
Introducing the Harper Brothers, "One turns them gay, one turns them guy"
I'm on a marathon watching almost every 2 n half men short clips on CZcams
"Jill?!"
"Bill...."
*Nooooooooooo*
Actual trans guy here, haven’t seen the whole episode but THESE CLIPS ARE HYSTERICAL 🤣🤣🤣 Berta’s old flame with a new wick line gets me every time! Also Alan’s reaction make me howl with laughter!
I personally think this is the funniest episode of all of them. When Charlie was there they were all funny but this is the best.
I REALY THINK SO.1 OF THE FUNIEST
I miss this show.
*“NO NO UNHOLY MOTHER OF US”*
🤣🤣🤣🤣!!
Welcome to the matrix 😂😅
This has got to be one of the Funniest Shows EVER!!
Love the delivery of Nooooo
3:10 "I want you to tell me that there's no chance that either of us will ever have to call a woman I slept with "Daddy"."
Yeah, that sentence definitely requires a drink, even stealing it from your brother.
Best episode of the series in my book.
One of the best episodes
2:03 “Go to bed!” (3x)
Love this. Best sitcom ever😆
Amazing how perceptive Berta is 🤣
2:20 this book needs to exist
Gadzooks!!! Holy Mother Of God!!! I love Alan and Berta’s responses.
God, I LOVE this Show!!!
I would love to buy a copy of Charlie's Autobiography 😁😂💜
NOOOO ,, YES , Jill ??? Bill !! ,, Noooo😂😂😂😂😂
And old flame with a new wick hits different when berta says it oh my god i laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂