Two And A Half Men 5x15 Rough Night In Hump Junction (sub french)

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  • @sinfulkivisian20
    @sinfulkivisian20 Před 3 lety +616

    Charlie and Berta made this series gold. Will miss Berta😞😞😞

  • @chasewoodson2002
    @chasewoodson2002 Před 3 lety +253

    I think the entire cast was chosen perfectly for this show

    • @tannerprice5151
      @tannerprice5151 Před 2 lety +17

      Except for Ashton Kutcher. He's a terrible actor.

    • @jamesdombroski152
      @jamesdombroski152 Před 2 lety +15

      @@tannerprice5151 no no he was bad in here Ashton is actually a good movie actors dude where my car

    • @elaineranhoff9358
      @elaineranhoff9358 Před rokem +2

      Metoo

    • @zynlhok9667
      @zynlhok9667 Před rokem +5

      @@tannerprice5151 bro ashton is good he just cant replace sheen simple as that sheen is wayyy better

  • @AnCapone1899
    @AnCapone1899 Před 3 lety +320

    'You can't really blame him, now he has to take his wife golfing with him"😂😂😂😂

  • @charlesfh3496
    @charlesfh3496 Před rokem +83

    Charlie playing himself was the most brilliant idea in tv show history

  • @jamesdaceyjr8857
    @jamesdaceyjr8857 Před 3 lety +81

    RIP Berta.. "That is something you do not want to find in the vacuum bag." LOL

  • @AbhishekKumar-et4vk
    @AbhishekKumar-et4vk Před 2 lety +90

    Rip Berta, the show was incomplete without you, you are being missed

  • @ppipowerclass
    @ppipowerclass Před 6 lety +407

    This show was so amazing with Charlie. Holy crap.

    • @not-so-smartaleck8987
      @not-so-smartaleck8987 Před 4 lety +9

      1:17 Charlie after hearing the girl's name: "I like that, Gretchen. It's got a built-in Grrrrrr..." ;)

    • @bailey9r
      @bailey9r Před 4 lety +8

      And Berta too!

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 Před 3 lety +1

      @@not-so-smartaleck8987 The punch in the face was better and hilarious.

    • @Peglegkickboxer
      @Peglegkickboxer Před rokem

      this show was based AF

  • @surroundedbyidiots89
    @surroundedbyidiots89 Před 2 lety +28

    "I'm starting to think I should hide my bowling ball" 😂😂😂😂

  • @milesofcourse
    @milesofcourse Před 4 lety +468

    Id be climbing those stairs if I was just a head and a spine 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brandonburrows186
    @brandonburrows186 Před 4 lety +72

    AM - BC
    After Mia-Before Chelsea

  • @robdobson5056
    @robdobson5056 Před 2 lety +27

    One of the funniest shows of all time

  • @bobjohn5543
    @bobjohn5543 Před 5 lety +1872

    Anyone else just hate the series without Charlie

    • @ps6474
      @ps6474 Před 4 lety +11

      Bob John..I did!!

    • @BlackCat-dm7se
      @BlackCat-dm7se Před 4 lety +23

      nope, Berta was the star anyway

    • @BlackCat-dm7se
      @BlackCat-dm7se Před 4 lety +3

      @Lil Bibby nah Berta was better then all of them you stfu lil bitch

    • @Mr.Amazinggaming
      @Mr.Amazinggaming Před 4 lety +32

      Not really, I love Charlie a lot but Ashton Kutcher wasn't so bad either, the tone of show kinda changed but it was still fun

    • @bollershad
      @bollershad Před 4 lety +15

      Yes Charlie was the man

  • @angelajohnson6659
    @angelajohnson6659 Před 3 lety +50

    Watching this in November 2020 and thinking about Berta !She was a important part if the show! May she rest in peace!Condolences to her family!

    • @Danker19991
      @Danker19991 Před rokem +4

      Sad to see her go. She will go down along with the likes of Jerry Stiller and Estelle Harris and other greats as some of the most iconic supporting characters on television.

  • @patrickdenengelse9293
    @patrickdenengelse9293 Před 3 lety +35

    The conversation between Alan and Berta is priceless..🤣🤣🤣

  • @Hei_Darkfire
    @Hei_Darkfire Před 4 lety +145

    "Did you see that girl? I'd be climbing the stairs of I was just a head and a spine!"
    Oh Charlie... Part of me wants to be him, but most of me does not. Doesn't mean it's not fun as hell to watch.

    • @pflaffik
      @pflaffik Před 2 lety +4

      You should still wanna be him. I have some experience with spending several days and nights in a row with wild babes, the lack of rest and sleep was hard but looking back on it those were great times, highly cherished memories. How much more great times like that if i was a rich handsome guy like Charlie Sheen?

    • @melinakorovessi713
      @melinakorovessi713 Před 2 lety +5

      @@pflaffik lmso what? Nah his personality towards woman is ridiculous he’s a tv personality you shouldn’t want to wanna be like him in real life...he’s an asshole

    • @Kiloridge
      @Kiloridge Před 2 lety +4

      @@melinakorovessi713 Lol someone is a beta-male feminist simp.

  • @user-ow1le4vo5f
    @user-ow1le4vo5f Před 9 měsíci +2

    Yes absolutely, not the same , love Charlie and Alan

  • @signalrepeater
    @signalrepeater Před 6 lety +731

    Who's the blonde? don't know... found her on the beach. lol classic

  • @ChampionDriver01
    @ChampionDriver01 Před 13 lety +301

    "When Viagra first came out, I thought he was going to die."

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 Před 5 lety +724

    *Well... When Viagra first came out I thought he was gonna die!*
    ... I know it's a pretty simple joke but still, so on point! 😂👏🏻

    • @greatest_bumble_bee_dude
      @greatest_bumble_bee_dude Před 5 lety +5

      She's not bad at all

    • @KameiD
      @KameiD Před 4 lety +30

      You know how they say "if your erection lasts more than 4 hrs, you should call your doctor?"
      He just calls another girl😄

    • @rosehines242
      @rosehines242 Před 4 lety +2

      This just a show for laughing everyone get over it gee.

  • @Mwakehleaks2013
    @Mwakehleaks2013 Před 8 lety +767

    Charlie's my role model.. This show is way too old but the humor never dies..

    • @zebrasarenothorses
      @zebrasarenothorses Před 8 lety +52

      +Patrick Saxon
      Charlie Sheen is proof that aids still exists? Wtf... did they go away at some point? You're a clown kid, gtfo

    • @xBunty
      @xBunty Před 8 lety +17

      +Patrick Saxon he doesnt even have aids..

    • @taichi5777
      @taichi5777 Před 8 lety +23

      +Patrick Saxon
      Before passing judgement on others, you should take a look in the mirror. Your passage shows a lack of education and ignorance on the current subject. You make repeating points: "doesn't practice safe sex" and "didn't use protection" in the same sentence. Also, you can't seem to differentiate HIV and AIDS. Enjoy your blue collar life talking down on others

    • @kerrysmith3455
      @kerrysmith3455 Před 7 lety +2

      Patrick Saxon

    • @neerajyadav2547
      @neerajyadav2547 Před 6 lety

      I am good with you and your family and friends is very easy to chat there is a faded memory of the I pad for the other day and I am good with you and your family and friends is very easy to chat there is a chance to travel please refer to the I pad for

  • @jamiepreston1490
    @jamiepreston1490 Před 9 měsíci +2

    When Sheen left the show the show ended. Aston in no way could fill Sheens shoes.

  • @GeneralKnowledgememe
    @GeneralKnowledgememe Před 4 lety +24

    The build in Grrr looks so good

  • @joseyeastwood
    @joseyeastwood Před 2 lety +12

    Rest in Peace Berta ❤

  • @ps6474
    @ps6474 Před 4 lety +64

    ¨If I were you, I´d be sleeping on my back wearing a catchers mask¨ Lmao! Berta´s lines are the best!

  • @michaelrawson6261
    @michaelrawson6261 Před 8 měsíci +2

    These injuries were hilarious!!!

  • @aries3211
    @aries3211 Před 3 lety +44

    I used to watch this show all the time when I was younger, I forgot how funny this show was

  • @eligebrown8998
    @eligebrown8998 Před 5 lety +243

    Why not, wasnt her husband

  • @ALD56
    @ALD56 Před 3 lety +12

    Been watching these clips regularly and kicking my own ass for not watching a single episode when they first aired.

  • @dillee9988
    @dillee9988 Před 3 lety +13

    This one is officially my favorite one. 😂

  • @jerryboggs3474
    @jerryboggs3474 Před rokem +4

    It all comes together here - writing, characters, actors, & timing...

  • @melinakorovessi713
    @melinakorovessi713 Před 2 lety +9

    It’s kind of cute how much Charlie and Alan care about each other

  • @MC-hx4op
    @MC-hx4op Před 5 lety +91

    One mans ridiculous is another mans yabba dabba do . Words to live by.. lol

  • @Asiansensei932
    @Asiansensei932 Před 5 měsíci +1

    That’s the most satisfying punch ever lol

  • @ppumpkin3282
    @ppumpkin3282 Před 2 lety +11

    Condolences for Conchata. A real character.

  • @pleximan2008
    @pleximan2008 Před 4 lety +55

    I swear two and a half men had the sexiest girls

    • @ballista7367
      @ballista7367 Před 3 lety +3

      90% of the girls were anorexic sticks with zero curves

    • @stoutnerstoutner183
      @stoutnerstoutner183 Před 3 lety +21

      @@ballista7367 still hotter than what you fuck

    • @j0seph5
      @j0seph5 Před 3 lety

      Two and a half along with himym

    • @derekmathews1818
      @derekmathews1818 Před 3 lety

      That’s very true.

    • @probower4726
      @probower4726 Před 3 lety

      @@stoutnerstoutner183 Not unless he sticks his hand in the oven

  • @musawerjaved3562
    @musawerjaved3562 Před 2 lety +6

    That script is just out of this 🌎

  • @joseyarty8520
    @joseyarty8520 Před rokem +10

    This show holds a special place in my heart.Cherish laughter and life.

    • @BenE8844
      @BenE8844 Před 9 měsíci +1

      This is the worst show to watch, if you believe in that.

    • @user-gc7wn9lx6i
      @user-gc7wn9lx6i Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@BenE8844ur n idiot

  • @brianjonker510
    @brianjonker510 Před rokem +3

    Charlie's bow legged walk into the kitchen. LMAO Im dead

  • @anjanadevikumar
    @anjanadevikumar Před 6 lety +63

    That is something you do not want to find in a vacuum bag.

  • @jinxchi
    @jinxchi Před rokem +4

    " Charlie: Good News! I found it!"
    " Berta : Always the last place you look "
    Classic 😂😂😂

  • @PixelNoobKid55
    @PixelNoobKid55 Před 3 lety +13

    1:37 I LAUGH SO HARD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @anoniemw.222
    @anoniemw.222 Před 3 lety +9

    funny charly is not the one cheating, but gets the blame

    • @fetchstixRHD
      @fetchstixRHD Před 2 lety +2

      People like that irritate me, your partner is the one cheating on you but you’re pissed at everyone else… they made the commitment to you, not someone who tells you nor (in most cases) the person that partner’s cheating with…

    • @nonamewillbegiven2412
      @nonamewillbegiven2412 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@fetchstixRHDyou're a simpleton

  • @meganparson7249
    @meganparson7249 Před 4 lety +48

    Homeless? Not tonight 😂

  • @ryankasik7911
    @ryankasik7911 Před 4 lety +28

    Id be climbing these stairs if I was just a head and a spine hahahahaha

  • @mateoairaudo5535
    @mateoairaudo5535 Před 4 lety +27

    Season 5 was the last very good season of the show.

    • @mateoairaudo5535
      @mateoairaudo5535 Před 3 lety +3

      @@itsshafin8312 Respect your opinion but I don't agree. Towards the end of season 7 and the whole eight season the show had lost its steem. It was actually sad watching all the characters turned into hopeless men.

    • @tannerprice5151
      @tannerprice5151 Před 2 lety +2

      No the last good season was Charlie Sheen's last season.

    • @jimbotc2000
      @jimbotc2000 Před 2 lety +1

      I stopped paying attention somewhere around the end of Season Five probably.
      Jake was getting too "old" after that, and it was more unappealing.
      The stories most likely got a bit too offbeat and ridiculous too, which generally happens the further you go into a show.

    • @mateoairaudo5535
      @mateoairaudo5535 Před 2 lety

      @@jimbotc2000 Totally agree

  • @michaelclark4062
    @michaelclark4062 Před rokem +3

    Am starting to think I should hide my bowling ball 😂

  • @WildlifeObsessed
    @WildlifeObsessed Před 4 lety +22

    I think I wouldn’t mind a stint as the Casting Director.

  • @MARTINADBA1980
    @MARTINADBA1980 Před 11 lety +201

    Berta: if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours,you should call your doctor
    He just call another girl......LMAO

  • @Anonymous357333
    @Anonymous357333 Před 3 lety +7

    This was a classic.

  • @ppumpkin3282
    @ppumpkin3282 Před 2 lety +5

    Berta to Alan: "the way he's behaving, I'd be sleeping on my back wearing a catcher's mask"

  • @sapiosexual3316
    @sapiosexual3316 Před 4 lety +14

    its kinda like your keys even if u cant put your hands on them u know they gotta be somewhere .

  • @hannielvenzor1617
    @hannielvenzor1617 Před 3 lety +6

    Wow, that guy punched him so hard that his nose didnt stop bleeding all night

  • @oldfashionedpp9593
    @oldfashionedpp9593 Před 3 lety +10

    *I wish Two and A Half Men was on Netflix!!* 😭😭🥺

  • @IamTechNerd
    @IamTechNerd Před 2 lety +3

    “Why not? Wasn’t her husband.”

  • @DurianKing70
    @DurianKing70 Před 3 lety +2

    its like your keys, you know you can't put your hands on them, you know they gotta be somewhere. sooo fnnny, LOL,

  • @michaelgenias8491
    @michaelgenias8491 Před 4 lety +20

    Charlie was the show

  • @juliusraben3526
    @juliusraben3526 Před 3 lety +2

    The last place you look.
    Pure wisdom, i mean.. who keeps on searching after finding em :P

  • @Bluecloudprod
    @Bluecloudprod Před 3 lety +6

    "One man's ridiculous is another man's yabba dabba doo."
    - Charles Harper, Esq

  • @pjkicks7510
    @pjkicks7510 Před 5 lety +13

    He had to stand on his head to take a leak😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @shiannamariestentt
    @shiannamariestentt Před 4 lety +5

    I should carry a clicker!
    Yabba dabba doo!!
    I cracked up when I first heard that.

  • @Minolla
    @Minolla Před 3 lety +2

    Lol. How tall is that husband?? My God... what a giant!

  • @carultch
    @carultch Před 9 lety +138

    1:38 - You're gonna have to be more specific.

  • @sharjeelkhan7437
    @sharjeelkhan7437 Před 5 lety +5

    Great actor Charlie

  • @hrishikesh7546
    @hrishikesh7546 Před 3 lety +5

    Charlie was the life ofthis show once he left the show lost its fun

  • @jimwedge7668
    @jimwedge7668 Před 4 lety +3

    There is no show without Charlie.

  • @murrayc9615
    @murrayc9615 Před 3 lety +34

    Husband: "Keep your hands off my wife"
    Charlie: "Why? I'm not the one who cheated" is what Charlie SHOULD have said instead of "yes sir"

    • @carultch
      @carultch Před 3 lety +10

      Or better: "You're gonna have to be more specific."

    • @masochistboy653
      @masochistboy653 Před 2 lety +4

      That's how you get stomped, Charlie know not to fight unnecessarily, a punch is a small price to pay. Most of em shoot the guy

    • @deedewald1707
      @deedewald1707 Před 2 lety

      What girl was your willing wife and I like your original comment !

  • @RyanUkraine4471
    @RyanUkraine4471 Před 8 měsíci +1

    teleplay by
    Chuck Lorre
    &
    Lee Aronsohn

  • @murraydunbar5714
    @murraydunbar5714 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Everyone hates losing him

  • @fortitjordan6907
    @fortitjordan6907 Před 4 lety +3

    This is the only sitcom I ever liked

  • @rocky99949
    @rocky99949 Před 9 lety +26

    1:47: Ahhh, Son of a Bitch! 3:45: It's kinda like your keys, even though you can't put your hands on them, you know they gotta be somewhere. (LAUGHING). God I love this!

  • @brandonnetwork
    @brandonnetwork Před 4 lety +9

    If you see a guy twice your size asking for your name, NEVER say that is your name.

    • @VarunVargheseMuriyanat
      @VarunVargheseMuriyanat Před 4 lety +2

      Nice, I'll remember that next time.

    • @iceeblister
      @iceeblister Před 4 lety +2

      Unless I know the person or do some kind of business with em .. i tend to say my name in Steve. It's my go-to name when i dont want them knowing who i am

    • @derekmathews1818
      @derekmathews1818 Před 3 lety

      Varun Muriyanat, that’s a good point.

    • @deedewald1707
      @deedewald1707 Před 2 lety +2

      @@iceeblister Hi Steve !

  • @toughballs4262
    @toughballs4262 Před 3 lety +7

    All 3 of these gusy have great voices when they sing the opening song

    • @keithbannister9271
      @keithbannister9271 Před 2 lety +1

      It's not the actors singing. They are professional singers....

  • @hoffieldj
    @hoffieldj Před 4 lety +3

    the laugh during the show means he got it from the 90s 80 70 s +

  • @JD-mt1rt
    @JD-mt1rt Před 4 lety +6

    That's something you don't want to find in the vacuum cleaner bag

  • @BangMaster96
    @BangMaster96 Před 4 lety +15

    Just curious, i know that TAAHM is just a show, but does someone like Charlie Harper exist in real life,
    you know, a man who is financially well off, able to get hot chicks day in and out,
    get laid multiple times a day, and have little to no problem scoring the hottest babes around?
    Is it even possible?

  • @bunsonbaker4156
    @bunsonbaker4156 Před 5 lety +15

    I’ll just say it. Charlie is freakin smooth

  • @frontlinesofwar9588
    @frontlinesofwar9588 Před 4 lety +5

    Everbody wanting to be Charlie but really they are like Alan. Sorry guys

  • @mmm45sa
    @mmm45sa Před 13 lety +1

    looooool ... its the best comedy at the momemnt u can find

  • @michaelgonzalez5695
    @michaelgonzalez5695 Před 2 lety +1

    Here i am in 2021 missin Berta...

  • @user-ow1le4vo5f
    @user-ow1le4vo5f Před 7 měsíci +3

    Come back Charlie

  • @itscarter4864
    @itscarter4864 Před 4 lety +3

    Man, as much as I don't like Charlie Sheen as a person, Charlie was the comedy of the show. Can't watch the last few seasons without him.

  • @Tenshus4ever
    @Tenshus4ever Před 3 lety +2

    Anyone else watching in 2021 and still laughing

  • @Andy_Draws0209
    @Andy_Draws0209 Před 4 lety +13

    Every time Charlie got his ass kicked I kept saying to myself “God loves me!”

  • @kaziknybosman4739
    @kaziknybosman4739 Před 2 lety +1

    While overwealmth is a function of value resolving, chapter to reendustrial second proclaim is constant.

  • @lisapeck2617
    @lisapeck2617 Před 2 lety +1

    Rip BERTTA.

  • @albertonicastro7987
    @albertonicastro7987 Před rokem

    Dam I miss this show , made me happy for long time and has to be the funniest in TV . and the Bundys of curse .

  • @RyanUkraine4471
    @RyanUkraine4471 Před 8 měsíci +1

    story by
    Mark Roberts

  • @oldmatejohnno
    @oldmatejohnno Před rokem

    Berta in any given episode: i ain't cleanin that up!

  • @munenex
    @munenex Před 4 lety +11

    I'm sure not many people got Berta's joke of standing on the head to take a leak.

  • @one0hwon514
    @one0hwon514 Před rokem

    “By the way I’m Charlie” had me Lmayoing

  • @LuisGarcia-hi7ue
    @LuisGarcia-hi7ue Před 3 lety +4

    Can't blame him for now on he's gonna have to take to his wife golfing with him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @craigsevery6274
      @craigsevery6274 Před 3 lety +2

      No I'm not ok, just got punched in the face. 😂🤣🤣

  • @flisko123
    @flisko123 Před 7 lety +6

    jabadabadu

  • @trevon444
    @trevon444 Před 5 lety +61

    Honestly in that situation id go upstairs as well

  • @ramahosseini8523
    @ramahosseini8523 Před 4 lety +4

    he just call another girl LOOOOOOOOL

  • @danielmenefee1943
    @danielmenefee1943 Před 4 lety +22

    The real actor that keeps on carrying the show is Alan

  • @AdmiralBrent
    @AdmiralBrent Před 10 lety +12

    relax, it's just a show

  • @pjunior_sa1580
    @pjunior_sa1580 Před 4 lety +3

    Another one "Dj Khalid" :D :D

  • @yattaguru
    @yattaguru Před 4 lety +3

    Berta zingers were so much fun 😂

    • @flisko123
      @flisko123 Před 4 lety

      zing

    • @therussmeister
      @therussmeister Před 3 lety

      The only thing that would make it better is if they replaced her with Ashton Kutcher.

  • @erinmurphy9626
    @erinmurphy9626 Před 2 lety

    what episode is thos?

  • @Netherwolf6100
    @Netherwolf6100 Před 6 lety +49

    When I watch this show I can't help but wonder.... how many of these women did Charlie Sheen actually sleep with? There's only so long you can be around hardcore beautiful super models before your mind begins to adjust in thinking; "Eh, what he hell?"

    • @tmlfan7785
      @tmlfan7785 Před 5 lety +9

      Netherwolf6100 its a funny show. Just laugh. Don’t think

    • @drmachinewerke1
      @drmachinewerke1 Před 4 lety +1

      Charlie Sheen. And a few lines All ofthem

    • @not-so-smartaleck8987
      @not-so-smartaleck8987 Před 4 lety +1

      Who says that any of them wanted to sleep with him (in real life)?

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi Před 3 lety +3

      We have no idea what CS is like in real life, even the crazy interviews might have been staged and it may have just been a ruse for publicity. We know what a good actor he is.
      In real live he is/was immensely more desirable than Charlie Harper being a rich, famous and successful movie star and TV actor.

    • @pflaffik
      @pflaffik Před 2 lety +2

      @@not-so-smartaleck8987 Charlie Sheen was one of the most handsome men in the world, he took over for Michael J Fox, and was TVs highest paid star, it would be harder to find girls who would NOT want to sleep with Charlie.