So loved this scene "hey Mom your a crazy she bat and no one will come to your funeral unless you're delighted son's turn it in to a three day beer bash with go go dancers ! "😂👍
Well in this episode at the starting Evelyn showed up with this outfit for the funeral and after Charlie opened the door Evelyn was standing in that outfit with a scythe ( probably Rose left it on Charlie's doorstep or the gardener ), and Charlie shouted "it's Death" when Alan asked "who is it" and Alan then replied to Evelyn "Hi mom" without even knowing and seeing it's actually Evelyn 😆
Fresh Freshh Hahahahaha, I’ve know tons of people like Charlie, for a while the character portrayal captured about 75% of my publicly visible attributes (there were still two big character aspects on top of it he doesn’t capture), but the biggest difference between me and Charlie was that he works from home so can be that entity 24/7/365 while I had to go to the business I owned and had to turn on and off certain aspects to my character (everyone generally wears masks in certain scenarios; the nice thing about owning your own company is that your masks don’t always have to completely disguise who you are unlike most jobs). If YOU think there are no Charlie’s on the planet, I think you should stay where you are and not stray too far from your Iowa corn field lest your little bubble break and show you that you had no actual grasp of the realities of this world... not being mean, trying to save you the shock.
Debayansengupta+ well there is a conscience in the show granted he maybe kind of loser but when it comes down to it Alan has to keep everybody in check bcuz really they all wack out of their mind so basically Alan is the least sane of the show during charlie sheen era
george brice Alan doesn't keep anything in check, the show hammers home the point that anything Alan does is an epic fail. Alan is there to drive home the point that lethargy,debauchery,selfishness and irresponsible behavior is the only option there
1:26 "Alan: Look, Mom, you have to realize that you're not that different from Cynthia. Evelyn: I most certainly am! Alan: Come on, Mom, you speak ill of everyone, even your closest friends. You, you manipulate people, you're an unbelievable narcissist, you're self-obsessed... Evelyn: That's a bit redundant, isn't it? Alan:...You find fault with everything, and frankly, I don't know anyone who enjoys spending time with you, let alone would cry at your funeral." DAYUM!
people saying with Charlie there is no show, but Alan is the one who carries the show not Charlie, all the jokes of Charlie are just funny because of Alan
Alan does realize he said this to the same woman who convinced another woman who convinced Charlie he was curseed for all eternity to get out of the house because she was scared of Evelyvn right?
@@HasufelyArod yeah I'd say first 2 seasons or so Alan was just a good guy going through some bad situations. But as the seasons went on he became less and less likable
Charlie:"if she realized how people see her she'd just get new people"
And that's exactly what she did!😂😂😂
Did she ? I was actually wondering, and then i read your comment. So did she give up on her sons forever, after this ?
@@linupaulson1331 season 4 episode 17. See whole episode you will know.😅
son of bitch! she got new people!!
@@linupaulson1331
Not exactly give on her sons.
Charlie Harper: Are you on crack?
Charlie Sheen: Yes.
HAHAHAHA
the same person
yes
One simple mistake could ruin the whole thing 😢💔
That's a lie! He was only doing incredible amounts of coke!
😂😂😂
"Actually, "Crazy, she-bat" was mine." 😂😂😂
"There is another way to deal with mom."
"Yeah, but we'd both get caught and you'd
sell me out for a reduced sentence." 😄
Brilliant joke! 🤣🤣🤣 Went right over audience's heads...
Charlie actually stood tall and admitted the ‘she-bat’ comment was his. Love this programme.
“Yeah but we’d get caught and you’d sell me out for a reduced sentence”
I swear that’s me and my dad talking about his mother aka my grandmother. 😂🤣😂
Means he'd abandon cahrlie??
Yo yo aka ma gramma yo yo
like charlie wouldn't do the same to him if given the chance
Dylan Leonard pretty much same here 🤣🤣🤣
@@shirishabansal5326 Means that they would kill mum but then get caught and Alan would sell Charlie out to get a reduced prison sentence.
"We're telling you that his because we LOVE you!"
"I see!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The fact that she really "Got new people" 😂😂
This was such a well written show...
So loved this scene "hey Mom your a crazy she bat and no one will come to your funeral unless you're delighted son's turn it in to a three day beer bash with go go dancers ! "😂👍
They described my mom minus the three day beer bash I don't drink very much.
Same hear
There's a funeral I'd have no problem attending!
@@scootover7 well we wouldn't start there
I'd go to that
That "When you dead" always hits hard😂
Charlie: "do you actually believe that?"
Alan: "I have to Charlie... I have to"
Fear in his voice🤣🤣
That’s the fear in his voice.
The emotional dialogue delivery is amazing!
2:07 that proud smile when he said "was mine"
In that black outfit, Evelyn is a scythe away from looking like the grim reaper.
Well in this episode at the starting Evelyn showed up with this outfit for the funeral and after Charlie opened the door Evelyn was standing in that outfit with a scythe ( probably Rose left it on Charlie's doorstep or the gardener ), and Charlie shouted "it's Death" when Alan asked "who is it" and Alan then replied to Evelyn "Hi mom" without even knowing and seeing it's actually Evelyn 😆
In one episode, Charlie does really greet her as "Hi, Death." Or was it this very episode?
honestly, though, a three-day beer bash with go-go dancers does sound like a good time
"...let alone would cry at your funeral", absolute burn 😂
You’d think that after 4 marriages, Evelyn would realize that MAYBE she’s the problem lol
32 seconds in.... "Are you on crack!?"
Look at all the celebrities have been married five, six, seven, eight times yet nothing is ever their own fault.
@@MrJay197409 hence why nobody should take the opinions or moral ideals of celebrities seriously.
@@tsipher bingo if you been married twice I can maybe take your opinion but three four times now your opinion doesn't mean crap to me.
Nearly a 5th marriage too
_Allllright, Cynthia's in the ground, my face is on, I look stunning in black - Let's go to dinner!_ 😅😅👌👌
- Evelyn Harper
Vicky 12 crazy she bat 😂💜
title of her tombstone
could've been Charlie's eulogy replace Cynthia with "Mom" and yeah figure out the rest
savage she was!
@@bithiahbrooks4709 *I understand!*
"I have to Charlie, I have to'
These two were best together
Such amazing actors.. love the writers who made these characters
“The only way people will come to your funeral is if your delighted sons turned it into a 3 day beer bash with go-go dancers” HAHAHAHAHA!!
Charlie: did you do it?
Alan: yes.
Charlie: what did it cost?
Alan: everything.
Bring back this duo. The Harpers family, like Sheen says a couple of years ago.
Nenad Grujić - i think im in love with you
@@freshlove7926 *I understand!*
Wild one - 😃😄
@@freshlove7926 😗♥️
😉
"and while you thinking remember the spirit in which was intended"
"Oh I won't forget that"
hahahaahahahhaahha
MarkanVaran7 - handsome
Poor Alan, he's a reasonable and good person, and it's sad that he's been so unlucky in everything, and he turned a weirdo
There's a difference between being a good person and naively expecting everyone else to be the same
Good person? I don’t think you’ve watched this show
Jonathan Torres+ I agree
He’s not a good person. He tries in vain to substitute “nice” for good and fails.
Fresh Freshh
Hahahahaha, I’ve know tons of people like Charlie, for a while the character portrayal captured about 75% of my publicly visible attributes (there were still two big character aspects on top of it he doesn’t capture), but the biggest difference between me and Charlie was that he works from home so can be that entity 24/7/365 while I had to go to the business I owned and had to turn on and off certain aspects to my character (everyone generally wears masks in certain scenarios; the nice thing about owning your own company is that your masks don’t always have to completely disguise who you are unlike most jobs).
If YOU think there are no Charlie’s on the planet, I think you should stay where you are and not stray too far from your Iowa corn field lest your little bubble break and show you that you had no actual grasp of the realities of this world... not being mean, trying to save you the shock.
"I have to, Charlie. I have to." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Evelyn is a classy woman. Regardless of how narcissistic she is.
'that's one point of view'
I do find her alluring!
@@keithfrance6191 The allure of death lol
What’s your definition of Classy? 😳
Your kiss of death name will be actualised the day when you'd get married to someone like Evelyn.
I really like how scared they are of their mom. 😅
Me too 😂
It is common among people born when it was still legal to smack your children.
@@chukanwanna1816 she did more than that tho
Me too 😂😂😂😂😂, but their mother was a narcissistic.
It’s because she was rich
She straight up got new people xD
"I have to Charlie"
Alan is always desperate.
crazy she bat😂😂😂😂
All chuck Lorre characters have troubling moms. I wonder how his relationship with his mom lol. Make for great comedy
Yeah, he seems to definitely have a specific point of view he writes from.
'Alan, dou u actually believe that?'
.. (dramatic pause)
'I have too Charlie, I have too'
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Say whatever but Jon cryer is an amazing actor
I think of him as the next JOKER 😎
@@mohamedsaeid5255 oh MAN never thought of him for that might work
Alan's the only one that talks sense once in a while...hehe
Him and Berta.
Henry peters+ Alan is the voice of the reason let be honest Berta was always sarcastic and the rest are out of wack
are you on crack? there is no justice or meaning of conscience in the show
Debayansengupta+ well there is a conscience in the show granted he maybe kind of loser but when it comes down to it Alan has to keep everybody in check bcuz really they all wack out of their mind so basically Alan is the least sane of the show during charlie sheen era
george brice Alan doesn't keep anything in check, the show hammers home the point that anything Alan does is an epic fail. Alan is there to drive home the point that lethargy,debauchery,selfishness and irresponsible behavior is the only option there
Best sitcom ever. Full stop.beats Friends Seinfeld.
The realest scene in the show indeed...
You'd sell me out for a reduced sentence
Writters here were on fire !
I love this show because she's exactly like my mother- this show used to help me alot
Mein Beileid
I love the old sitcoms with Charlie!! 👍 Funny
That stare at 2:35 though, come on alan, run
Charlie Sheen was an amazing when he was clean and sober also he always made me laugh 😆
'if she realized how people see her, she'd just get new people.' LOL
2:33 She said it perfectly like a villian from a Disney movie
0:23 that statement went right over his head!🤣
The best TV scene ever made...
1:26
"Alan: Look, Mom, you have to realize that you're not that different from Cynthia.
Evelyn: I most certainly am!
Alan: Come on, Mom, you speak ill of everyone, even your closest friends. You, you manipulate people, you're an unbelievable narcissist, you're self-obsessed...
Evelyn: That's a bit redundant, isn't it?
Alan:...You find fault with everything, and frankly, I don't know anyone who enjoys spending time with you, let alone would cry at your funeral."
DAYUM!
Alan was bold to say that.
Are you on crack is the most honest reaction ever!
people saying with Charlie there is no show, but Alan is the one who carries the show not Charlie, all the jokes of Charlie are just funny because of Alan
then u dont understand the serie.
@@izilgur He understands it perfectly. There's a reason why John Cryer won two Primetime Emmys for this show while Sheen won none.
@@afonsodeportugal Jake and Charlie were more funnys, hell even berta and evelyn
@@izilgur No, they weren't. Everyone in the show had their moments. And what made this show great was mostly the interaction between Alan and Charlie.
@@afonsodeportugal that is better than "Alan is the show, Alan is the best".
Evelyn - Charlie u didn't say anything?
Charlie - actually crazy shebat was mine 😂😂😂
Alan is silly sometimes Alan and Charlie are great together and Jake is funny boy he cracks me up they are a great team jack
“Are you on crack?” If that’s not the pot calling the kettle black lol
Who ever came up w the kettle thing should be shot
Charlie sure knows how to be funny!
Lo and behold, she got herself "new people"
Who wishes for two gay guys and a Chinese kid?
Shhh, Shampoo gonna play
charlie sheen will always be my spirit animal. i got tiger blood bro.
She's the best mom , great family 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like the Alan from the first seasons now his character turned weirdo he seemed normal in season one and 2
Hahahahah hahahahah...I've still not come across a single scene or an episode of two n a half men where I'm not laughing🤣😂
Evelyn: listen i think im gonna beg of dinner tonight
Alan: good good, awwwwww
Too bad that I see alcool in every episode. Thanks Charles!!
Actually Crazy She Bat was mine. XD
“When ya dead”
Ohh I won't forget that.... That's serious response from Evelyn
How funny, "are you on crack", you were Charlie.
Wesson Smith Jr. Shut up!
Good! Good!
Awwwwwwwwwww....
😂😂😂
My god i miss the old sheen
"Are you on crack?" Ironic comment from Mr. Sheen
“-when you are dead.”😂😂😂
1:46 says the guy who said the exact same thing after Judith's more rigid and less flexible thing in first episode
Truth hurts Evelyn.
Compared to my mom, Evelyn is an angel.
You poor thing 😢
Classic comedy!
This series is a funny take on damaged sons of a incorrigible narcissistic mother.
Alan does realize he said this to the same woman who convinced another woman who convinced Charlie he was curseed for all eternity to get out of the house because she was scared of Evelyvn right?
Every comedian needs a straight man!
'Dearly miss...'
"Did you miss me?"
'With every bullet so far!'
-Al Bundy
Osm sense of humour have you norm
I have to Charlie, i have to.
Alan know what kind of witch he pissed off
hahaha ... story of my life... call me Alan!
I was expecting Charlie to call Alan a genius, the minute Evelyn left the room.
2:43 aWWWWWWWW 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
😰 I have to Charlie! 😨 I have to!
😆😂
Back when the show had class
I love her.
Then she really got new people 😂
Me: hunter x hunter is gonna come back
My friend: 3:16
Yo I’m noticing HxH is getting a surge of new fans this year
when you re dead . sadly these people live the longest
She got new people....namely Chang Poo
I had a teacher in 4th grade that looked like the female version of Charlie Sheen except with blonde hair
You will sell me out for a reduced sentence
I love Charlie....
N he was right about evylen... getting a new family...
Living with two of this kind.i can understand.And to give heads up 'they dont change'
They sometimes do change. They get worse.
I wouldn't be surprised withthat
Good good awwww...
I have to Charlie, I have to.
Alan is the brother nobody want
when he's being a sucky freeloader, yes.
In the early seasons he was a struggling fatherly good man.
@@HasufelyArod yeah I'd say first 2 seasons or so Alan was just a good guy going through some bad situations. But as the seasons went on he became less and less likable
Crazy she bat....😁😄😅😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jon really deserved his Emmy for this scene alone.
Ty
I have to Charlie ..i have to hhhh what a catchfrase !
she has more personality than 21/2 men together
good good !! ooooooooohh
"Are you on CRACK!" LMFAO