Noel Learns About Makeup
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- čas přidán 5. 07. 2024
- Noel gets into the questionable world of makeup shade names and other makeup related things.
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Noel’s shade is caramel macchiato
🥇🥇🥇🥇
LMAO my shade is literally 'golden caramel'
Ok
lmao
My shade is... umm paper or somth
No one told him there’s a nars shade called deep throat lmaooooo
Oh we did! The chat was throwing all sorts of mad names at him 😂
And orgasm
Emily Reynolds he saw that one lol
Sarra Grillo-Henry looool imagine not knowing anything about makeup and then getting a barrage like that skdkdkdk
yeo what the fuck
Noel finding out abt micro aggression in the makeup industry 💀
Lol, a whole video about that please 😂
PLEASE
Meanwhile Amandabb has hour long videos rolled out every season.
All the shades names for darker people is literally different types of nuts or chocolate lmao
my shade was literally nutmeg at one point
I've legitimately never seen one in stores that wasn't nuts or chocolate for deeper shades. The originality is astounding.
I’m genuinely confused as to why that’s a bad thing. Usually all of the shades have similar names no matter what makeup line it is;;;
or coffee
BeccaPekkaRekka that a problem, bw are constantly compared to food when being complemented, instead of just beautiful. It’s a bit weird or tiring. It’s also annoying when the shade aren’t even dark, LMAO. Why is chocolate 1 shade darker than tan💀
Shades be like: white, Snow White, pink white, yellow light, pink light, beige, tan, then miscellaneous brown
it really goes from clown white, to 6 tan shades that look exactly the same, to dark brown and that’s it
muuminyymi its such a pain the ass to find a shade for light olive skin fr!!
Caitlin lmaoooo imagine how it is for actual dark skinned women
And then they have the audacity to promote their "20 shades to fit everyone" 💀
@@bunniesinatrenchcoat1809 lol mines called warm ivory, translation : you're so white even ghosts are scared of you
And my best friends shade is called dark chocolate, translation : so dark racists are trying to cannibalize you
dark shade: “seductive crawl”
light shade: “wednesday”
seductive crawl....what in the exorcist is going on here
NOT WEDNESDAY KDHSG
Ahahaha, onggg😂😂😂
Damn u right
🤣
I would buy the absolute shit out of an insulting TMG palette
Their setting powder would be named "cum powder????"
@@kamilucredic omg that is brilliant 💚
👏👏👏
bruh fr
@@kamilucredic I laughed so hard at that joke 😂
concept: a range of foundation shades but every single name is racist and insulting
jeffree star approves
shane dawson is calling his marketing team as we speak
Mine would be "dirty sand"
so you mean every range of foundation shades besides the numbered ones
my shade would be called pinto beans 🤎
WHY IS HE SO STRESSED OVER A MAKEUP WEBSITE FJJRJFJR
Ngl, if I didn’t know anything about makeup and went onto a makeup site with so many options, trying to pick out my skin tone, etc. I’d be a little stressed too😔
bc he's a little backend developer
Pp
He hates shopping in general and all the options are overwhelming. He's a very bare-bones guy.
@@squidward9191 well, he's just a normal guy who has happened to get recognition, that's all.
People who are responsible for naming make up “spicy brown” / “chai” are the same white guys on my tinder who tell me Chicken tikka masala is their favourite food.
Girl....im so sorry
I was the girl who sent the spicy brown dono. It's such an experience buying makeup
LMAO
LMAOOO
Omfg
fenty just naming them numbers is nice, im just 145- no weird mineral or food name
Lover that for her!
Trueee!
we love to see it 😌
Same with cover fx theirs is one letter and numbers
🤣
Noel saying N-A-R-S has the same energy as when he clowned Aleena for saying C-O-D
what video is that
0 0000p
link pls
LMAO NOT HIM CALLING THE SWATCHES SKID MARKS PLS
Seeing a straight guys thought process on makeup from a humorous perspective is always so funny Noel always cracks me up. He’s like my dad not getting it at all and he has 4 daughters.
🤣
Ngl his perspective made me question why I let makeup companies call me "sand beige"
Being a dark skinned black woman I already have to deal with men referring to me as “chocolate goddess” 🤢 and “ebony” I don’t need that from my makeup lmao.
Fr. 🙄 I hate hearin white male calling dark women ‘chocolate’. Like OK cornball ...
So, me, a "sand" is better, you think? I don't have the mental energy to worry about these things. :)
@@Niphredyl thats bad too
Why you tripping
@@Niphredyl LMFAO. I'm a sand too
@@oo3006 I agree, sounds pretty bad, it's just I don't care that much in the grand scheme of things.
A few years ago when I worked at Sephora, young girls (11-14 years old) would come in with their dads and the girls would ask, "where is the new mascara?" And of course there were two mascaras came out at once and I had to ask, "the better than sex mascara or the perversion?" It was an uncomfortable for a few months
I REMEMBER THAT TIME! i was 13-14 and obsessed with makeup 😭😭
Ok but the perversion mascara though is amazing
"Two girls one cup mascara"
Don't use it. It's a *piece of shit*
it's so *shitty* it'll make you *throw up*
LMAOOO
Noel talking about the light color being “regular” reminds me of the crayon song when the tan one comes out and says his color name is “skin”
_oof_
I laughed harder then I needed to at this comment 🤣
Macy Jensen - link pls 🥺
y’all remember when little kids colored together and would call the peach crayon “skin color”?
🤣
okay but why does “godiva goddess” actually sound like a real foundation shade some drugstore brand would put out lmao
not even drugstore, i know i would see that in sephora
Sydney Timmer literally when i read this i thought “godiva goddess” was a genuine name
wait til he hears about the NARS blush called 'deep throat'
I beg your pardon 😹
Chioma Uwagwu LOLLL yep 🤣 and since ‘orgasm’ is their top seller they created a whole collected around it and expanded to make a ‘super orgasm’ collection too 😩 hahahhahaha
What? Whoah that's ... Not something women would buy. Are they advertising to the boyfriends?
Niphredyl what do you mean? it’s wildly popular and has been for over two decades?
Wait til he hears about the jeffree star product names lol
“you brown women like chai right??”
I bet that was his pick up line
Every medium shade is nude sand beige buff honey and that’s it
If ur lucky they’ll throw in two or three of them
Yep that’s me “buff beige”
literally looking at my three bottles of foundation.
sand, beige, and neutral honey 💀
my concealer shade is literaly called medium sand
bella ! Mine is light beige
I saw a darker shade called Tar once, my shade was called espresso delight. I am tired of being food.
No lie though if I was on a date with someone and she said she was wearing "beef burger" foundation or "pork ribs" lipstick or something... thats pretty hot. 😅
Mine is literally deep walnut lmao
Bruh my shades called Toffee 😂😂😂
Ngl I'd rather be food then sand
My guy TAR?!!!!!! Mine is warm sun atm which is kinda contradicting
I’m actually crying at Noel spelling NARS instead of just saying it
ME TOO💀💀💀💀💀💀
lol i cant figure out why he did that
Leslie Gutierrez-Gonzalez bc someone could take the clip and bleep out the middle of the word but keep the "n" and "rs"
@Leslie Gutierrez-Gonzalez that makes sense, because he said people did something when he said imgur
My foundation be like: 001, fair, porcelain, whitest snow, literal corpse
allergic to the sun
"Bitch get a tan"
"White af"
"Flour powder"
I had a pale foundation shade named rabbit once.
RABBIT.
@@mikaeltruelove LOL
titanium white
Noel laughing at the number of people leaving the stream is a consistent joke
as a makeup enthusiast and a noel stan this is hilarious omfg.. “the only thing better than sex worth $13 is meth”
@@whatacreep1813 what stuff? Meth?
Damn, dude has more female subs than an actual MUA channel.
He's not a fucking weirdo and is funny. Its hard to find male youtubers that are actually comfortable, chill, and funny. He has also has a pleasant vibe and we enjoy it, Noel just seems like an all around good guy
every dark shade, literally EVERY dark shade is the name of some type of coffee or chocolate
why do companies have to have names for the shades in general like just say the color n stop making it weird for people 😭😭
and then the ‘normal’ (pale shades) are like tan, pale, regular, beauty, amazing, and darker shades are like the most insensitive names and you’re like why? if the pale shades were like ‘little vanilla cheesecake seductress sexy whore sexy yoghurt girl’ there would be outrage 💀💀💀
@@beanus7394 Oh my god that killed me. I need my next foundation to be called 'peach yoghurt whore'
And I get stuck with “sand” or “neutral olive” like they don’t even try with names between lights and medium
@@beanus7394 lmao yeah i think there would be outrage if any shade had whore in the name. Btw actual pale shades aren’t the norm.. §its only in the last few years that brands have accommodated for really fair skin. Gone are the days when super pale folk have to look orange due to lazy makeup brands
All the pale shades are like, “ghost, snow, white” then all the tan shades are like “olive, regular” and then darker shades are like “chocolate, nut” I’m like what happened here
Someone was just missing their lunch break and gradually got more hungry as they went down the line lmao
@@patch2932 exactlyyy
@@patch2932 like they got creative, and then bored so they didn’t even try, and then hungry
[ᴇʀʀᴏʀ] Lmao right
I think the dessert labeling is okay if it’s done all the way throughout, you can’t have vanilla, ganache, shortbread and WARM SAND in a single category. It’s just laaazy
I totally agree! It could be super cute but they usually do it so poorly. My foundation (the lightest in this range) is called Vampire Virgin white and the darkest is called Candlelight,,,, like what
Fiona d tf does that even mean? Vamp Virgin?! Virgin?!
@@user-fr6zf4bw5h I KNOW! I GUESS THEY'RE LIKE "oh, well they're pale so 🤷 "
My colour was actually "sand".
@@Niphredyl same
lighter shades: ivory, snow, fair 🌸✨😍
darker shades: mud, nut, dirty almond 😈🔪⛓
Not mud 😂😂😂
😂
DIRTY ALMORNSHE, MUD
Spf, sand dunes, tar
noel the feminist king at the end 😌
Everyone was talking about how light-color makeup get the best names, but my foundation is literally medium bisque. I'm literally an orange, goddamn French crustacean soup. At least the name doesn't have racist undertones, but soup face, really??
Lmfaooo 😂
I feel ya, I've been using Light Oatmeal for the past 2 years.
Mine is just medium. Boring as shit
@@rabidvampdude lol, that reminds me of the time that i was using a concealer called "dark", and im literally white and pale as shit
In everything I'm just light 2 or light medium neutral. Literally the absence of all interest, just fully neutral and bland in every way.
my mascara is called Climax😂
He should’ve searched up Jeffrey stars eyeshadow palette shade names HAHAHAHHA
Noel making himself laugh from his own jokes kills me every time 😂
Not Noel calling swatches skid marks💀goodbyeerr
my contour palette is called milk chocolate and they went so far as to literally make it smell like chocolate 😭
is it the too faced one 👁👄👁
The two faced one taste good though 😳🙈
too faced LMAO
Mel Smart YES LITTLE SPECKS GET IN MY MOUTH WHILE IM BLENDING AND I LOWKEY BE LOVING THE TASTE
Lol, I don't use or understand makeup but find this particular comment thread fascinating and highly entertaining
can we as a collective just stop naming foundations food names?
I don't buy makeup most of the time for this exact reason. It's too much damn work and money. Shout-out to all the goddesses who do, y'all look great
Can the next TMG merch be a makeup line please
Shades like Medium, Rare, and Well Done... Highlighter called Cody's Glitter Shoes...
tmgknees Oh my gosh yes 😂😭 It would sell out in minutes for sure
Ok but someone tell Noel and Cody about this idea because yesssss, so much yes
then a collab with jeffree star
call it Tiny Meat Makeup for Tiny Chodes
I once had a white woman tell me that if she just looked like me she wouldn't have to tan.
yeah no shit that’s how skin works💀
My white history teacher from high school told me I had the perfect skin tone she wished she had...
@@Jade-fp9jw why did this same shit happen to me but in middle school? what is with teachers making weird comments like this 😐
@@melanie_margaret the same teacher even told me this twice as if I forgotten the first time. They truly don't see how uncomfortable they make us feel. Imagine having someone look up to you just bc of your skin color..
@@Jade-fp9jw It's just a compliment geez
Straight guy's question: why don't they just give them like a number and letter system instead of these wack names
So they can sell you essentially the same colour 15 times 😭😭😭
some do that but it’s easier to have it be “ebony mocha nut” or some shit like that
@@alyssaguess "bust an ebony nut"... glitter gloss...
there are some that do or they’ll do number and letter combos.. idk i think it just has to do with the marketing aspect of it so it doesn’t sound boring when you’re telling people your foundation shade lol
@@alyssaguess definitely doesn't seem easier at all.
You could have a letter or several letters designating product category (F = foundation, Eyeliner and mascara etc= E, and so on), sub-category, and then numbers that correspond to shade and hue.
There's a reason so many companies that make a lot of products of the same kind - car manufacturers for instance- use alphanumerical names for model names to this day (BMW has only letter+number models, Volvo and Mercedes and audi the same, and even other companies have some models that are. Same with engines. Phones. Any product that is replaced with new "models" a lot. Etc.).
Might just be me though.
And it does make for more boring marketing usually
His thought process on makeup is like mine LOL these marketing teams are wild
It's kind of ironic too because JS just released an eyeshadow palette called Orgy lol
Omg I was just thinking about that when he was confused about too faced better than sex mascara.
Orgy... so like a tortoiseshell mix of 7 different eye tones? Or its already dripping and panda eye as soon as you put it on?
I am not Sean Lock Orgy is this make up collection by Jeffree star of nude eyeshadows, lip glosses, liquid lipsticks, and merchandise. Hope that clears it up 😊. Also he has a video on CZcams revealing the collection if you want to see that.
I am not Sean Lock LMAO bruh 😂
Makeup really is so so overwhelming
Very.
all i need is eyeliner and eyeshadow bro everything is jus too much for me 😭😭😭
bunny ! I basically only use mascara, lip liner and chap loool complexion products are just a no 😭😭
Sometimes I get anxiety from watching makeup tutorials and realizing all the techniques I don't know and all the products I've never even tried
ÆX Ar lowkey same. I wanna unlock my full beat face potential haha
noel: “if i was a woman i wouldn’t buy any makeup”..... yeah bc he’d be hot naturally😔😔
I’m not naturally hot and I don’t buy makeup coz I never learned and I’m too scared to now. It’s overwhelming!
Shweta A - I didn’t start doing makeup until after high school.. And I looked like a clown
But Glossier is the way to go if you’re just starting out, it’s SUPER hard to mess up any Glossier products! Haha
I just owned up to being a clownvtbh lol and I go by the nickname of "raccoon" "evil panda" or "opossum", thanks classmates, at least they're cute animals .___.
Mink glossier is such a fun way to apply makeup! So good for beginners too and teens.
honestly for straight women, anything is better than sex
Someone has a disappointing sex life
lmaoo rip, get some wap
all these replies are the same people who go
"ayy people can't take jokes anymore bruh" the moment they say some offensive shit
@@mrigankathakur1609 how do you know it's a joke?
Youre probably doing it wrong?
i’m a tomboy who grew up with 3 brothers and a tomboy mom - and i never liked to wear makeup but unfortunately even if you don’t want to wear it you kind of have to as a woman in most spaces - because otherwise people say you look sick, tired, dirty, improper, butch, unprofessional etc and treat you accordingly. plus you need to learn everything about it and spend shit loads of time and money on it. so makeup/hair/beauty in general is basically an unspoken job requirement for most women and determines your success pretty frequently
Haven’t seen it phrased that we’ll ever but this is so accurate
Oh most definitely, I used to work in a good service job where I got tips and on days I took the time to do eyeliner I’d get way more tips compared to the days I wouldn’t wear makeup, the same thing happens in my retail job except I’m just treated differently depending on the amount of makeup I have on
YES its honestly tiring but i need to look 'professional' 🙄... im 26 but look 12 so people dont take me seriously without makeup. I never use base makeup tho too much work, love red lipstick cause it makes you look like ur wearing more makeup than u actually do
You dont have to. If they give you crap just say “ so what? if you care so much give me money so I can go properly pamper myself”
@@frogdrug8282
Most people get fired talking back, so I don't really think that's an option.
2 girls 1 cup mascara? I’d absolutely buy it
Noels definitely a French vanilla latte
The way he laughed when 200 people left the stream 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"You don't shave your pussy?"
"You wanna do it? Cuz I don't."
This man straight up spitting facts.
No literally as a black girl my foundation shades are normal names of Nuts. So my last foundation was called almond.
When I went to rebuy it at a different company I asked for almond and I got a white foundation. I was so baffled! Until.. I realised they were referring to the INSIDE of the almond 😂😂😂 FOR F*CKS SAKES
Denormalise naming shades. I'm over it, it would be better if they were called SH179 or IMG_1807
“you wanna do it? cause i don’t”
"if i was a woman i wouldn't buy any makeup, it's too much work" he gets the struggle 😣😭
4:24 it was today I learned this website isn't pronounced "im-gurr"
it's definitely pronounced that way LOL
Now reverse the im then replace m with n
@@g35_coup16 how are you a noel fan and racist at the same time?
@@DakanFluff it was a fucking joke
In what way was i racist
"$13 molly that doesnt kill you...maybe" 😂😂🤣
Noel asking for a plain text list of all the shade names is the most male software developer thing I’ve ever heard
had me cracking up lol
We need a compilation of Noel laughing at people leaving his stream at this point xjxgskak
ok idk y but i didn’t really think about how weird makeup shade names were until he started reacting to them... like i never questioned a blush named orgasm 💔
ik damn well i don't go bright pink when i nut. who tf is naming these tho lmaooo theyre wild
My foundation shade is literally just Nut Brown
Nars and too faced aren't even considered super high end. They're like middle ground
I love how he goes telling everyone its complicated to understand makeup when he's practically a car guy. I love him. 😂😂😂
My great grandma asked me what mascara I use, and I had to lie because I thought if I told her “Better Than Sex” she would have a minor heart attack.
"Matte? Yeah, you wanna look like a mustang?" I *LOST* IT 😂
so this is how guys feel when i don’t comprehend video games despite clear instructions
The Armor All bit is so on point LMAOOOOO
Wish our shit was $7 tho lmaooooo
I always listen to these highlight clips in the morning when doing my makeup so this was a very fitting topic lol 🙈
Hell yeah 😌❤️🤝
that mascara IS actually better than sex
I wish I could actually be free when noel is streaming. I'm always working 😂
Same unless it’s a late night stream on the east coast
I’m middle eastern and my concealer shade is “tan sand” 😭😭
"two girls one cup mascara" this man is just...
Noel feeling overwhelmed at makeup is exactly what women go through. But then we have to investigate all the products cause every brand is different
The lighter shades are “ivory” “porcelain” “white marble” “swan” and medium to dark ones always sound delicious like caramel and toffee
as a person who is somewhat into make up this is the funniest shit
4:30 not me knowing EXACTLY the blush hes looking at lmao
He’s all WhIcH oNe Is OrGaSm
the second someone told him to look at the nars website i knew hahaha
They're are literally 5 medium shades in foundation i have to fully mix two or more foundations together to get my shade and it still don't work 💀
I’m gonna think about this stream anytime I shop for foundation
I walk into the make-up aisle to pick up my mascara I stare at the wall for a bit till I do the equivalent of throwing a dart on a map and just going with that tube
mine is called “natural ivory”
I know for a fact he’d never do a “boyfriend does my makeup” video but it would be so funny
A "boyfriend does my voiceover" video would be so funny.
I've worn the color sand so many times. No wonder I feel like dirt.
why don’t people just name it after famous ppl that have a similar skin, or at least put it on the website cuz then it’ll give ppl the idea of what shade they are
also my shade of concealer is litterally “number 2”, but it’s fitting cuz that concealer is shit
Good idea but you'd have to pay the celebs to use their name on the product so it might not work
LMFAO AT WHOEVER TOLD HIM TO LOOK UP NARS BLUSH IM CACKLING. (My favorite shade is orgasm btw lol)
my shade name is “nude”. i’m white and nude is not it
the lighter shades seem to always have some essence of "this is natural" lmfao like in straight up contrast to the grocery items they call the darker shades
i don’t know if it could get anymore entertaining than this
When Noel said that if he was a girl he would be unkempt and makeup-less..... she's real, and she's me. Like kudos to you if you do like..... this shit takes time. I've done it for prom. The whole shit. Hated it. Idk how you do that every week or even everyday and also get proper sleep and be on time. Like I take a shower and brush my teeth and that's enough to take me 30 minutes. Like I have high respect. And I don't think I'm special I'm just
1. Too lazy
2. And my sensitive skin ass is hard to deal with enough with cream and fuckin soap
I’m so glad you clipped this knees thank you for everything that you do 💗💗💗
I'm lying in bed exhausted after tanning outside for two hours #attacked
the shades i own that match my skin:
-sand sable
-beige
-translucent banana (i am not kidding)
the one light concealer I own for highlighting:
-Golden Ivory
i see how it is
IMMA CRY TRANSLUCENT BANANA. SIS. ARE YOU ALRIGHT MENTALLY.
Banana powder is literally a yellow powder - nothing to do with your skin tone, and it’s translucent so it doesn’t leave a yellow tone on your face Lmaoo
Gabs Bissessar wildly enough,,, it’s my exact skin shade, I have yellow undertones. It is the 03 translucent banana setting powder by milani. Look it up and tell me that shade is yellow. Please.
mariequeerie girl a “banana powder” is a type of powder. That was my point - just like there are green or purple or orange colour correctors. It’s a type of product - many brands have banana powders.
Girl, i know what a fucking banana power is, but that is not what the product I'm referring to is, it is really not my fault that you assumed and assumed wrong. Stop trying to save it
he’s getting so overwhelmed by the nars website he’s tryna force it off the screen-😭
My foundation's name is "toasted caramel/ bronzed madamme shade 375" it's literally an actual mix of two different foundations cuz my type of black is just...like none other I guess🤦🏾♀️.....and they discontinued it........
0:39
Literally any single video
Where he points out that people leave
Always kills me
I've never seen your videos but this was very entertaining
Thought I was having deja vu but then I remembered that I was literally there for this stream
Who was the one person that disliked this. It’s a great video
it’s the person he called out in the end
Oh no not the nars names... Too faced too gets crazy sometimes