The Truth About Taking Guns Away From Cops

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    00:00 - Intro
    00:21 - Cops As Citizens First?
    1:13 - Gun Alternatives
    2:50 - So What Do They Do In A Real Situation?
    05:16 - What Has Banning Guns Done To The UK?
    #police #guncontrol #guns
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  • @cracked
    @cracked  Před rokem +185

    Just a reminder that with or without guns, American cops have no legal obligation to protect ANYBODY. czcams.com/video/eWpL_TrGBdE/video.html

    • @swistedfilms
      @swistedfilms Před rokem +1

      I remember that video coming up again after the Uvalde school shooting.

    • @aprilk141
      @aprilk141 Před rokem +1

      Cracked, you have my vote 2024!

    • @Jamie-813
      @Jamie-813 Před rokem

      Very true...

    • @kamranrowshandel6395
      @kamranrowshandel6395 Před rokem +2

      Is there any doubt that the phrase "Free Speech" is infinitely scary because it means "The Opposite Of Rule Of Law" (and it's too scary for mankind to be able to think "it's a different story when _______ says it" about anyone saying it. It's literally the exact same no matter who says it, no matter which conversation it is ), and that this is a meaningless video with no black, no white, and no sound?
      There's nothing honorable about that man. His regime has insulted me. I dislike his leader. There is no greater threat to Biology's Ability/Likelihood Of Enjoying Reality than that barbaric regime, which does not openly claim that its goal is to end scientific discovery by trying with us to reach a point where there cannot possibly be anything left to discover. It is a contagious dark age. Whatever it was which has insulted me and insulted the rule of law is what I guarantee you or I will be legally required to kill because if my constant and endless efforts. I was insulted to such a degree that it is impossible for me to be considered to be able to imagine that it's possible for anyone else to have been insulted more than me, nor that I could have been insulted more.
      As I have written yesterday, to some official in that failure-infected regime:
      Is there any doubt that when I file with the UNHCR to become a refugee because of your malpractice, that it will be bigger than Putin for every American, and that all I need to do is to tell you to imagine me broadcasting the following message in order for you to take arms against your coworkers as you are irresistibly tempted to do due to your mental illness:
      "Yes we did begin to influence The West, but Europeans rebelled by making textbooks which assert that the symptoms of [failure experienced by] A European Civilization In Decline are the characteristics of other civilizations.
      For example, Europeans print textbooks saying that Aztecs did human sacrifices in order to satisfy the sun's hunger, instead of saying that we killed them in coliseums because they are savages who cannot distinguish fire from darkness. That [fictitious] poem of theirs does resemble The Quran in its tone in my opinion. But I'm not close enough to Islamic leadership to know anything about it (any Islamic thing) and am struggling to afford enough food as a refugee in a country where 10kg bananas are 1.50usd after 29 years of training myself to become the one who will 'end them' without any chance of me not 'ending them', whether or not I die, and no matter what response any individual or nation may do (or may be imagined to do). I think I can just be a Communist like my dad and it will all be ok. At least you guys understand what fire is."
      Is there any doubt that "braindead loser" means someone who counts/checks how much hope he or she has (and ends up never reacting to his or her own hope), rather than reacting to the reality of the existence of that hope?
      If I make another version of Craigslist 1000 times where only one thing is offered in the market and it can only be bought with each new market's own cryptocurrency...
      How can I mention it casually to Elon over two frappucinos? Am I expected to already be his friend by now because I was "smart" enough to have this cursed idea??!
      How much do I need to get involved with E. Musk and his family because I've come up with this idea? Will I need to marry his cousin? How am I supposed to feel?
      maybe i should email the owner of Wikipedia or something. it's probably more proper to tell Him rather than Elon Musk, who is just a random stranger in this situation. maybe the Wikipedia people will REALLY like this idea. and they are still powerful in America. maybe our idea will make them much more powerful. it's completely their choice to react in a proper way.
      Look! I'm a weasel American. Tattooed on my neck is "Who do you invest in when you invest in yourself?"
      I have begun ruining your day already (by writing)
      We need to go from
      "If we succeed, the only person you know who understands Mandarin will be YOU"
      to
      "If we succeed, most of the people you will know will also understand Mandarin"
      czcams.com/video/um8-0zDtdpQ/video.html
      (I had to leave the USA because I'm poorer than you. Because being poor means that I can only pay attention to commands, and if I'm not holding a gun I'd rather be dead) Studying [genetics] was war, driving Uber was war, being excluded from getting an inheritance since I was born was also war, and now what I'm doing is called Losing A War In rural Asia (because you'll never be a Chinaman). I don't even know if I'm good at being poor anymore. I used to manage to do so much cooking. Do you think I'm lying or that my life (so far) has existed just to guilt trip you (or appears to exist just to guilt trip you)? You have no idea what it's like to have a difficult time (when you stop your mind from noticing things in order to keep it only ever noticing what it needs to notice in order to keep everyone safe rather than your mind only responding to your peers' or enemies comments). You probably don't even know how much it costs to start a car?
      "Trusting your heart won't kill you. It just means that you believe in reality, instead of believing only in Reality Minus You"
      Do we want the conversation to become more advanced right now OR for Man to be advanced enough to make us stop talking about this subject?
      Is there any doubt that reality is like a fingerprint, and that without one's Reaction To Reality, the "identity of reality" changes?
      Is there any doubt that it's pretty bad when you want to erase someone from your memory, but everything he or she does is part of his or her constructing a narrative in which he or she only ever began to exist in order to betray you and is betraying you at the moment?
      Is there any doubt that betrayal is versatile enough to be some people's only ingredient, their only pots/pans, and their recipe?
      It's like betraying yourself after you promised to try to ensure that it would be impossible to cross paths with that individual [or rather, suspect].
      Is politics nothing more than the belief in An Avatar To Which[/whom] Only Betrayal Can Be Done?
      It's really hard being the best and only human member of a group of treasonous felons who have never been helped by me and have betrayed me in an infinitely harmful way. That being said, I may not have used statistically sound reasoning while making a genetics related statement in the previous sentence
      Keep a lookout, guys. I just invented capitalism for them by telling them: "If you DARE to claim that you are a citizen of ANY nation from now on, I will make sure THAT YOUR ONLY TRADITION WILL BE TO REGRET YOUR PAST CHOICE, BECAUSE I AM NOT GARBAGE LIKE YOU, who sends an obscene video to Phones Which People Are Using."
      How can someone NOT know that when CHINA charges $/€ for garbage-quality products, that they have done it Because They Are Snobs/bullies? (How rational is it, anyway, to frown upon a nation for making below-par goods, as if its purpose is to provide us with goods?)
      Opinions are like tattoos: the only time multiple people have the same opinion is when they are ganging up on the entire rest of the world in an intimidating way which should be illegal.
      Is there any doubt that only someone who is coincidentally idle at the moment due to chance (which one considers to be bad luck) can be the one who will solve the problem we all face (since everyone else is preoccupied and responding to THEIR complaints won't change anything in the world [it's definitely been done before])?
      How can someone NOT be a "self-starter" at Surviving?
      Because we all know that the transformation of the medical industry from shamanism to surgery is too ....gaudy for the human mind to be able to observe it properly (and that it is appropriate to say this in any place in the world in which Leonardo DaVinci is part of their school curriculum):
      this is a "very medical place of the world". they do very strange things in school which make us all feel uncomfortable. they told us in school that a man named Leonardo DaVinci invented anatomy by illegally digging up graves and then drawing the bodies as he dissected the bodies. maybe DaVinci is also a folk tale (like Newton, who we know was just a way to push the textbook As A Medium (other mediums being newspapers and tv news broadcasts. I doubt that it's possible for a crazy criminal who goes to graveyards and illegally digs up dead bodies and draws them in some disgusting notebook to have been immortalized in our school curriculum.
      Was Lenin right about Hippocrates? (Hippocrates created a party which believes non-doctors are basically illegal immigrants, even if they were the general or prime minister, and I would say that Russian history probably hates Hippocrates)
      Also, what if we say these things in a place where DaVinci is NOT part of the curriculum?

    • @israelcampbell361
      @israelcampbell361 Před rokem +1

      @@kamranrowshandel6395 what thee actualized fuck have you been smoking.......
      And will you please send me some?

  • @negima1276
    @negima1276 Před rokem +1254

    Police officer of 7 years in the UK here. I will say that in all that time I have only once been in a situation where I thought “a firearms unit would have been good to have here” as one was not available, myself and my colleague relied heavily on tactical communication and the use of less lethal options (in this case a Taser) after the incident it transpired that the person in question was actually suicidal and was hoping firearms officers would turn up and shoot her. Instead she was detained and conveyed to a 136 mental health ward for treatment.

    • @andrewcook2625
      @andrewcook2625 Před rokem +3

      Suicide by cop is a pretty big issue

    • @commanderty94
      @commanderty94 Před rokem +52

      How do your mental wards compare to US mental facilities?
      Honest question from an American Psychology + CJ student.

    • @SunnyandNova
      @SunnyandNova Před rokem +2

      America closed nearly all of its mental health facilities they are walking the streets homeless

    • @ThePanMan11
      @ThePanMan11 Před rokem +122

      @@commanderty94 As someone who's lived in both the US and Europe I can tell you that in Europe it's quite tricky to get proper mental health care. Waiting lists are often long and the help you get often feels like it's not enough. Though if you stick with it you will get help and you have a fair shot at making actual progress.
      In the US however mental health care was virtually impossible to get and prohibitively expensive. At least it was in Georgia. Also doctors in the US seemed almost giddy at the idea of prescribing medication to the shock and horror of my therapist in Europe. I guess if you're upper middle class or higher then mental health care in the US is better but for your average person I'd recommend Europe any day of the week.

    • @negima1276
      @negima1276 Před rokem +35

      @@commanderty94
      In all honesty, mental health services in the UK are awful. The NHS is overwhelmed attending incidents, and their triage process does not allow them to easily leave one incident to attend another, as such we often get told by the control room that there are no ambulances available and we are given essential estimated wait times of anywhere from 4 to 12 hours on average. Often as a result the police get used to attend what should be ambulance calls due to their lack of staff.
      Police have the power to detain people under S136 of the mental health act if we believe they are a risk to themselves or others, but only in a public place. Once detained they must be transported to “a place of safety” which is ideally a mental health unit, not all hospitals have them and those which are specially mental health wards don’t have an A&E (what we call ER) so if someone detained also has a physical injury they have to go to A&E first then the MH ward.
      The biggest problem is trying to find a MH ward with a free bed. One shift I recall the closest ward was over 100 miles away in another county.

  • @kishdaichi8962
    @kishdaichi8962 Před rokem +1012

    I love how hes slowly being talking into jail why trying to explain why he would get away with crimes if they banned guns.

    • @raxadian
      @raxadian Před rokem +16

      Yeah that's hilarious.

    • @TheSemajshadow
      @TheSemajshadow Před rokem +38

      Arrested more than once. That's how it goes. You step in and get chatting. By the time your done, your in the cage with no idea how you got there.

    • @19Pyrus70
      @19Pyrus70 Před rokem +23

      I've heard that described as "verbal judo" when I worked as a security guard.

    • @TinyShaman
      @TinyShaman Před rokem +5

      An observation that would go over the heads of the audience that might benefit from it as it involves TWO parallel processes. TWO! That one too many. 🤷🏻‍♂

    • @michaeltian
      @michaeltian Před rokem +3

      bro fix your sentence please

  • @Casual-Sage
    @Casual-Sage Před rokem +562

    I have always wondered why lying and manipulation is allowed by our US law enforcement, and yet its illegal in the court room... Truly a great injustice

    • @Kazemahou
      @Kazemahou Před rokem +3

      It's because America is a police state that serves the wealthiest at the expense of everyone else. Doubt me? A Supreme Court decision excuses all police from the requirement to do - literally anything - to protect a citizen if they don't feel like it. Look it up.

    • @Kirsanov
      @Kirsanov Před rokem +31

      The logic here is that, since criminals are perfectly willing to lie about being innocent to avoid jail time, it should be okay to lie to them to get them talking.

    • @JorgeFabrizio
      @JorgeFabrizio Před rokem +35

      Understand that the British court system balances that out. Things like staying silent are permissible as evidence of wrongdoing.

    • @AlexandarHullRichter
      @AlexandarHullRichter Před rokem +27

      It's because we value successful prosecutions over actually reducing crime for budgetary purposes. The Police don't get more money from actually catching criminals or reducing crime. They get more money by issuing citations and putting people in jail, regardless of actual guilt.

    • @oscarozzieozborne5783
      @oscarozzieozborne5783 Před rokem +13

      @@AlexandarHullRichter that sounds like a recipe for police to try to put people in jail. And thay have the ability to lie, so they can blackmail you so...

  • @eitanamir7918
    @eitanamir7918 Před rokem +174

    Bravo jordan, for digging cracked's corpse up and reanimating it without that sour zombie flavour. You're doing great.

    • @cracked
      @cracked  Před rokem +59

      Hey I legitimately really appreciate that!

    • @user-pn5cc4uj9w
      @user-pn5cc4uj9w Před rokem +7

      @@cracked i remember reading the article this animation was based off

  • @cjg1029
    @cjg1029 Před rokem +538

    I have to say I do appreciate the higher emphasis on de-escalation. Insane how many situations you see where the cops forget they're just people and not "the law" who needs to be worshipped. Someone gets a little annoyed, angry or disrespectful and suddenly the situation is very different

    • @Erawk
      @Erawk Před rokem +30

      Here in Denver we have the STAR program where medical techs and behavioral health clinicians are deployed to low risk mental health issues, unhoused issues, poverty issues, and substance abuse issues, instead of cops. It's been a huge success since being implemented in 2020, reducing low level crime and saving the city money. It's also great because the DPD is one of the most unprofessional and aggressive police departments I've ever encountered. The less people having to interact with them, the better.

    • @jokergordon8446
      @jokergordon8446 Před rokem

      It's because most of the cops have fragile egos, and if you don't respect their authority, they'll find a way to punish you. Sad, and rage inducing.

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious Před rokem

      American cops are fascists.

    • @JuMiKu
      @JuMiKu Před rokem +24

      I always remember the story, where US cops were called to help a suicidal man and the cops came, shot the man's dog and arrested him.
      Or the one where they shot a toddler-girl, while trying to shoot her dog, that wasn't even doing anything.

    • @peterobinson3678
      @peterobinson3678 Před rokem +10

      @@Erawk THIS is what 'Defund the Police' is about.....

  • @davidessex94
    @davidessex94 Před rokem +248

    When that actor told you they could do a convincing British accent, they lied

    • @cracked
      @cracked  Před rokem +166

      Haha yeah I really wish I hadn't tried. I was just rushing to get it finished and couldn't find anybody.

    • @davidessex94
      @davidessex94 Před rokem +35

      Fair play - can't fault you for trying 😂

    • @RumbleRed
      @RumbleRed Před rokem +13

      Still better than season 1 Dinklage

    • @dchaney801
      @dchaney801 Před rokem +12

      Made a joke about the metric system then 5 seconds later said “zero to 60” I’m sure he didn’t mean Kilometers per hour.

    • @RumbleRed
      @RumbleRed Před rokem +20

      @@dchaney801 the UK uses the metric system for some stuff, imperial measures for others. Buy vegetables in kg, drive home in mph.

  • @DPowered2
    @DPowered2 Před rokem +495

    It's weird that police are allowed to actually frame you or get you to admit to a crime even when you committed none.

    • @Lady_Crispr
      @Lady_Crispr Před rokem +77

      Being allowed to lie to anyone including the victim and the suspect seems crazy to me. Lying to get a confession makes no sense. That how you get false confessions. By scaring people into believing you have things you don't.

    • @FreedomDaveX
      @FreedomDaveX Před rokem +30

      Even worse is that they are sometimes even encouraged to do so, depending on who the leadership is.

    • @CrashSable
      @CrashSable Před rokem +25

      So our police *technically* aren't allowed to lie, but that doesn't mean they don't... They still have the same, horrendous attitude of assuming anyone who isn't a cop is automatically a criminal, have no interest in arresting their colleagues for actual crimes and the IOPC are absolutely useless at investigating complaints.
      Just because we have documents claiming police aren't allowed to do vile acts, doesn't mean they don't or that they don't get away with it because who's going to arrest them? Certainly not other cops!

    • @DPowered2
      @DPowered2 Před rokem +22

      @@Lady_Crispr question someone for hours on end and stressing a pressuring them with the only hope of going home is bound to make people admit to things they didn't do. Even worse how we have a justice system that tells people to confess for lighter punishment even when they are innocent

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious Před rokem

      @@DPowered2 I wouldn't call what we have a justice system. It's a feeder for slavery.

  • @michaelknox4958
    @michaelknox4958 Před rokem +285

    the 2 most profound lines in the entire video: "guns reduce very complicated situations to the simplest of choices" and "i'm american. we don't believe in concussions." 🧐🤔🤣

  • @Drjordanbreeding
    @Drjordanbreeding Před rokem +137

    I’m sorry my British accent sucks in this one. Couldn’t find a rhythm, but needed to get this one out the doooooooor.

    • @SashaMinkh
      @SashaMinkh Před rokem +13

      If it makes you feel any better, I didn't realize it was you!

    • @Drjordanbreeding
      @Drjordanbreeding Před rokem +6

      @@SashaMinkh that was my maaaaain goal, but still.

    • @paineoftheworld
      @paineoftheworld Před rokem +1

      You can Watson anyday of the week!

    • @jbw2109
      @jbw2109 Před rokem +6

      It's no worse than I could do lol. No need to apologize for not being able to speak in a dialect you weren't born into

    • @Drjordanbreeding
      @Drjordanbreeding Před rokem +2

      @@jbw2109 I’m usually good at accents though. 😔

  • @_inetuser
    @_inetuser Před rokem +207

    in germany all cops have guns and we have equal statistics when it comes to how many ppl are shot, so it cant just be the gun alone that is the cause

    • @danielponcianodiaz176
      @danielponcianodiaz176 Před rokem +58

      The driving factor behind police shootings in America, is without a doubt the fact that civilians are so well armed. I bet a lot of those cop shootings involved the suspect shooting at the cop as well.

    • @OATMEALCMC
      @OATMEALCMC Před rokem

      @@danielponcianodiaz176 you'll never get rid of them here. Besides the fact that we build crazy things for funzies like alcohol burning cars just to go fast before they blow up, so we can build it again, airplanes and mud trucks. All things far more complicated than any firearm. We know how to make them and many of us have been making our own for generations. Our firearm and building traditions saved Great Britain. Twice! And is covering for NATO currently. It takes more than a few weeks to learn how to actually be proficient with a firearm. Many of us have been marksmen since childhood. It doesn't work like in the movies. On top of that, with open borders and cartels itching to take control of such a black market, angry machinists that lost their jobs due to the evaporation of a civilization market looking for revenge. Trying to ban guns here would be like trying to ban the Menorah in Israel. Anyway, soldiers of your nation would rather fight beside us than against us for a very good reason. 😏

    • @flopsinator5817
      @flopsinator5817 Před rokem +52

      I guess German officers are taught more restraint when it comes to actually using them + more communication strategies.

    • @mounibj4586
      @mounibj4586 Před rokem +47

      @@danielponcianodiaz176 honestly citizens being armed isn’t the problem I imagine. When it comes to America’s gun problem, some statistics would show big numbers ignoring the size of the country (as in when the video brought up the number of shootings thinking it fair to compare the US population to a tiny island). Though we also see statistics showing how much crime is prevented by citizens through gun usage by reports like the cdc. I got off track but the problem for the US is poor regulation ( as in there are cases were police are literally warned about a dangerous person having a gun and fail to properly detain him in time or properly inspect him. Another problem being proper training for police officers, then again this also varies from state to state seeing each state is basically its own country with different standards. There is probably more that I can’t think of right now, but I feel this video poorly showed the problem and felt more like “guns were bad” and “haha UK better than US” and not pointing UK’s flaws with acid related crime and so on. (Also if anyone has anything to counter what I said I’m willing to listen maybe I’m missing something since I’m not from the US I’m just coming from an outside perspective from what I read and own opinions)

    • @danielponcianodiaz176
      @danielponcianodiaz176 Před rokem +18

      @@mounibj4586 my point isn’t that we need to remove guns from citizens, which I don’t believe to be the least bit practical, but rather it makes no sense to take away guns from American police considering the sheer amount of firearms available to the public.

  • @MightyMurloc
    @MightyMurloc Před rokem +275

    As a Brit, everything the Copper said seemed completely normal. To see this as "New Information" seems bizarre to me

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 Před rokem +7

      Not new. Foreign.

    • @AimeeColeman
      @AimeeColeman Před rokem +9

      @@justincoleman3805 Not foreign to Brits though. Nice last name btw

    • @MrGrimjaw
      @MrGrimjaw Před rokem

      This why you government could become a dictatorship if they wanted to you brits trust you government to much

    • @destrokerr
      @destrokerr Před rokem +11

      As an American, I'm very jealous of your basic deductive reasoning skills that your average Joe American doesn't have because they believe handguns and rifles are the only thing protecting us from a tyrannical government. 🤦‍♂️ So ignore the haters, you definitely have the right idea.

    • @MrGrimjaw
      @MrGrimjaw Před rokem +1

      @@destrokerr it's common sense history tells us this ever heard of a man named Hitler or a man named sterling?

  • @Atzy
    @Atzy Před rokem +20

    I had a lesser panic attack when he said "twirl his glock".
    A firearm that only has a trigger safety. AAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @brianstiles1701
    @brianstiles1701 Před rokem +49

    I worked general population as prison guard in the US military. Our weapons were a pen, a radio (which brought more guards), and our personality. Incidents of inmate attacking cadre were extremely rare outside of close confinement.

    • @calebself2588
      @calebself2588 Před rokem +1

      I worked gate guard and was issued an m17, oc spray, baton, radio, and hand cuffs

    • @bam8034
      @bam8034 Před rokem +4

      This is why I believe all cops should train and work in prisons first, before they get on the street. You learn really fast how to talk to people the right way and get what you want when it’s you vs. 100 inmates and you don’t have a gun. Communication and de-escalation skills is the number one thing street cops should learn

    • @greeseyl7827
      @greeseyl7827 Před rokem +3

      @@bam8034 I disagree. I firmly disagree, you may learn those skills youre talking about, but most guys I know who go from CO to PO are dicks. The rules in the correction system are very different then on the streets, alternative, Im big on PD getting more medical training EMR, or EMT. Teaches you a little something about bedside manner.

    • @moonman239
      @moonman239 Před rokem

      My understanding is that this is so that inmates can't overpower a guard and arm themselves with a firearm. Is that correct?

  • @superpepleen
    @superpepleen Před rokem +36

    "what can you do?" "we can arrest people for tweets"

  • @obsessedwithguitars3157
    @obsessedwithguitars3157 Před rokem +110

    Winston Rowntree can draw anything and make it awesome. Keep these up!

  • @BlackGard
    @BlackGard Před rokem +18

    "Oh, I'm American we don't believe in concussions." Great closer 😙👌

  • @theangrypenguin3014
    @theangrypenguin3014 Před rokem +10

    Contrast to the US majority of people have weapons 😂 and most of us don’t shoot up public squares 🧠

  • @havinfunfallin9458
    @havinfunfallin9458 Před rokem +22

    People seriously need to watch hot fuzz. A bobbies best weapon is a notepad. The pen is mightier than the sword as it were.

    • @afromans170
      @afromans170 Před rokem +4

      Until they came gun blazing into the town 😂

    • @nirvana7499
      @nirvana7499 Před rokem +2

      Movie ended with a shootouts

    • @GnarledStaff
      @GnarledStaff Před rokem +1

      Have you ever jumped through the air firing two guns simultaneously?
      Excuse me, it was an epic shootout.

  • @jamespusey7186
    @jamespusey7186 Před rokem +142

    there are definitely still issues with the police in the UK, but compared to the US this is a fair depiction

    • @walter2201
      @walter2201 Před rokem +11

      It's easy when people respect the law but here in the US do to a vast number of reasons there's specific groups of people that pride themselves in killing cops being a police officer in the the United States especially in certain cities is the equivalent of being in a active war zone they call Chicago chiraq for a reason comparing both populations and their police force doesn't make sense what work with one country won't work in another it's like trying to compare mexican gun policy with the UK mexico has some of the toughest gun policies in the world but still has a major problem with cartels and gun related homicides much worse then in the US

    • @WoolyCow
      @WoolyCow Před rokem +8

      @@walter2201 holy full stop usage

    • @joaovmlsilva3509
      @joaovmlsilva3509 Před rokem

      @@walter2201 Walter do you know that the biggest gun problem in Mexico is that they're USA neighbors right? Do you know that the US almost completely finance the drug trafficking in Latin America with guns?

    • @sebastienholmes548
      @sebastienholmes548 Před rokem

      @@WoolyCow what?

    • @WoolyCow
      @WoolyCow Před rokem +1

      @@sebastienholmes548 as in walters whole message is one sentence

  • @DPowered2
    @DPowered2 Před rokem +62

    That "alpha male" drug ad isn't a joke. It's super awkwardly common type of ad in right wing media. For some reason they are targeted for not being man enough lol

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 Před rokem

      Obviously it’s because they aren’t man enough.

    • @gmailisaretard
      @gmailisaretard Před rokem +2

      I think we all know the reason why they are being targeted for that kind of ad. And also why they need so many guns to compensate for their security.
      *Looks at my 12ga and 9mm*
      *Cries*

    • @GTAVictor9128
      @GTAVictor9128 Před rokem +2

      One channel comes to mind - one that enjoys calling progressives "soy-boys", but then proceeds to advertise "alpha male" supplements that contain soy.

    • @sebastienholmes548
      @sebastienholmes548 Před rokem

      I have never seen any right-wing youtuber advertise drugs.

    • @gmailisaretard
      @gmailisaretard Před rokem +1

      @@sebastienholmes548 good on you for staying away from right wing CZcams channels.

  • @bangormc3rd562
    @bangormc3rd562 Před rokem +141

    There's a reason British talking heads are always opining about "knife crimes" while American ones are discussing "mass shootings".

    • @inframatic
      @inframatic Před rokem

      There’s a reason, German heads don’t talk about many violent crimes at all. Cops have them and citizens don’t problem solved. England is a mess as soon as someone out arms a cop.

    • @MrGrimjaw
      @MrGrimjaw Před rokem

      Both are horrible and knife crime more common than a mass shooting

    • @eugene9211
      @eugene9211 Před rokem +29

      Actually guns have never had any meaningful correlation to the rate of murder in any country. Mass shootings are an oddity, guns are used to defend against criminals more than they are to commit crimes, etc.. They're actually incredibly impractical for most crimes, given the fact that firing one off almost immediately signals that something is wrong to the police. A knife as such is almost always the better option.

    • @bangormc3rd562
      @bangormc3rd562 Před rokem +42

      @@eugene9211 Everything you just said is nonsense. Assuming you're comparing first-world developed nations, the homicide rate (all types) for the U.S. is ~5.00 per capita. For the UK, it's 1.2; Canada 1.6; Australia 1.9, and all EU nations around or below 1.0.
      Also, every. Single. Blind. Study. has shown again and again that only about TWO PERCENT of gun injuries/fatalities are actual self defense. More than half are suicides/attempted suicide, and most of the rest are murder/assault. Accidental death/injury is about 10%. These numbers vary from city to city and state to state, but unless you are deliberately misrepresenting data, the idea that "guns are mostly used to defend against criminals" has NO basis in reality.

    • @eugene9211
      @eugene9211 Před rokem +11

      @@bangormc3rd562 Pretty sure that I've read reports stating that guns were very rarely used for crimes. Most gun related injuries come as a result of accidents, self violence, etc..
      Further more you're also not considering the fact that after banning guns in the UK, Japan, and basically every other nation, there was no definitive change in the rate of homicides or deaths. The UK actually had a higher homicide rate after banning guns, although that could merely be down to coincidence.
      America's high homicide rate has to do with the fact that it's more industrialized and urban, alongside the fact that most cities are horrible places to live. Homelessness is very high here and there are far more low wealth areas which receive far less federal aid than they would in a European country. And as such there's a much higher rate of crime than in the UK. Only a miniscule percentage of violent crimes even involve guns. 5, maybe 10 percent even involve guns. What, you're saying that 10 percent contributes to most of the homicides despite all evidence to the contrary?

  • @kj55
    @kj55 Před rokem +38

    In a previous life I had experience in law enforcement and I will tell you this works.
    It's called verbal judo. It's the art of listening to the suspect while formulating your next sentence but also understanding and empathizing with the suspect.
    I've seen guys talked off of ledges seen guys being talked to and by the end of it they give you their knife or their weapon without the use of deadly force and more law enforcement agencies need to practice this

    • @greyspirit4
      @greyspirit4 Před rokem +2

      Aye, that would be effective when both parties can understand each other and doesn't prone to violence.
      Though looking at American media, I don't think most people there are the understanding sort and would speak over one another than to listen. Even you do listen, the other guy is so deep in their belief that they won't budge from their stance to the point of illogical sense and most often backed by a crowd.

    • @AngPur
      @AngPur Před rokem

      So you're saying the trick is to hand over one weapon while whipping out a second?

    • @greeseyl7827
      @greeseyl7827 Před rokem

      So I cant speak about many other states but Ohio's academies are 756 (might be up to 816 or more now, every year they add another 10 hours or so) and of those 40-60 hours are dedicated to verbal judo directly, with every scenario we do incorporating our verbal judo skills in some way. We also get 4 relavent books on the subject as suggested reading.

    • @patrickhenry1249
      @patrickhenry1249 Před 6 měsíci

      So Naruto’s Talk no Jutsu isn’t bullshit?

  • @davishickey1465
    @davishickey1465 Před rokem +207

    I cannot tell you how excited I am to see a return to this style of video. These were some of my favorites back in the old days.
    I've loved the direction you've taken this channel. Keep up the good work.

    • @cracked
      @cracked  Před rokem +44

      More to come!

    • @commanderty94
      @commanderty94 Před rokem +13

      Agreed. He's the Dr. of reviving youtube channels

    • @davishickey1465
      @davishickey1465 Před rokem

      @Milk Thistle are you an idiot? The old site died because they sold it to a company that had no idea what made the original channel great. They were still getting millions and millions of views for every upload of their major shows back when they were shut down. Not to mention, most of ll old cracked writers went on to be incredibly successful writers for shows like Last Week Tonight and American Dad.
      So not only are you wrong, you're stupid.

    • @davishickey1465
      @davishickey1465 Před rokem +1

      @Milk Thistle wtf even is "woke Nazi shit"?..

    • @cracked
      @cracked  Před rokem +6

      @@commanderty94 Hell yeah

  • @mixodorians12
    @mixodorians12 Před rokem +53

    Came across a stolen motorbike parked in some trees, while I was caught short on the way from the pub. Looked like the bike (it looked really expensive at lest 8000 quids worth) had been nicked (lock was jimmied) but was hidden in a bush, so the guy who stole it could go back and ride it whenever. So waved down a passing policecar by the road, full of coppers, the car pulled around, and the police wanted to arrest me for taking a leek against a tree from 10 minutes ago when I found it, (as they saw the wee mark).
    So moral of the story, don't talk to the Police or report a crime. They hate doing paperwork and resent you for bothering them, even if you just recovered someone's stolen property worth upwards of 8 grand.
    When talking to them just say "yes sir', "no sir", "what sexual position do you want me in sir".

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 Před rokem +1

      Ah love to see someone else using the term jimmied

    • @peterobinson3678
      @peterobinson3678 Před rokem +5

      They hate paperwork, but wanted to arrest you for something that is not really a crime, if it offended no public decency (and a dog or fox could have done it?)
      Did everyone clap?

    • @lewisallan9963
      @lewisallan9963 Před rokem +5

      They wouldn't have wanted to arrest you in order to reduce paperwork...and if they wanted to arrest you they would have.
      Take that chip off your shoulder

    • @TheAsheybabe89
      @TheAsheybabe89 Před rokem

      That’s sounds about like the fuzz 😂. 🔔 ends.

  • @justinweber4977
    @justinweber4977 Před rokem +5

    One thing I've always seen brought up when it comes to "Gun disarms" is
    "They're bullshit. Only try to disarm someone with a gun as a last resort."

  • @alric4106
    @alric4106 Před rokem +27

    Please release another season of People Watching! It's amazing.

    • @cracked
      @cracked  Před rokem +11

      We're trying to get it sorted out!

    • @AcetylsaliciIique
      @AcetylsaliciIique Před rokem +1

      @@cracked :o

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 Před rokem +3

      @@cracked oh I hope it happens it's one of your best works
      Best has to be Roger but close second is people watching

  • @silverwingwarlock3755
    @silverwingwarlock3755 Před rokem +68

    As a British person I'm happy to see someone make video about a positive aspect of my country.

    • @k1m6a11
      @k1m6a11 Před rokem +5

      What? You guys are great! You nearly invented tea time, you held off the Nazis, you gave us Monty Python, AbFab, the 2 Ronnies (RIP), Black Adder and plus you get dibs on the greatest musical revolution in history. Seriously, do I have to make a video?

    • @CrashSable
      @CrashSable Před rokem

      There is nothing positive about our scum in blue in the UK

    • @whm_w8833
      @whm_w8833 Před rokem +2

      @@k1m6a11 you should. Considering they complained of their colonialism endlessly

    • @peterobinson3678
      @peterobinson3678 Před rokem +2

      @@k1m6a11 Yup.

    • @peterobinson3678
      @peterobinson3678 Před rokem +5

      @@whm_w8833 Hey, we won those countries fair and square, and MOST of them are back on indie labels now... 🤔😛

  • @OmegaMTG
    @OmegaMTG Před rokem +26

    Removing guns from the U.S., impossible, it's too ingrained. While they are trying to change law enforcement here the justice system is way too lenient as far as bail goes (another revolving door money system). Mental health is actually the bigger issue. To be forward, MH is pathetic in this country. There aren't enough places to treat and help these poor individuals so many end up homeless and desperate. Of course people should be held accountable for their actions but at least get the person treatment that will help.

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 Před rokem +4

      There's literally more guns in America than people and there's 320 million people .... yea do the math

    • @badrequest5596
      @badrequest5596 Před rokem +3

      it's not only impossible, it's unconstitutional. they are part of the constitution, which makes things even more complicated. only way is to begin removing articles from the constitution. for that you need agreement of everyone (good luck) and once you begin editing out one article from a constitution, over time what's stopping you from editing out others. like it happened in my country in the early 20th century when the leader at the time was like "eeeh this democracy thing doesn't work for me", started removing articles from the constitution because he could and we ended up with a dictatorship for nearly 50 years until it was overthrown. it's a very fine line. just glad guns aren't in our constitution xD

    • @40g33k
      @40g33k Před rokem

      As a South African living in the Netherlands, your write up is spot on.

    • @icarusunited
      @icarusunited Před rokem +3

      Basically the truth.
      There's a similar issue with car recalls. So many cars; it is just easier to not send it back and continue using a faulty product.

    • @tamaspapp225
      @tamaspapp225 Před rokem +4

      I think its more have to do with culture than mental health. The problem that its no longer wrong or shameful to be a criminals in some parts of the US. Its really become accepted and even cheered to be thugs and gangsters who shoot at police.

  • @rapchee
    @rapchee Před rokem +11

    i learned about using "stones" as a measurement first in a "little britain" weightwatchers skit, so i thought for some time that it was a joke that went over my head

    • @elaineb7065
      @elaineb7065 Před rokem +1

      14 lb = 1 stone. We still use it for weighing people sometimes. Ingredients though are grams & kilograms

  • @PhantomEagle..
    @PhantomEagle.. Před rokem +5

    Taco bell sauce in a spray bottle, Maybe he's on to something

  • @tristancreed
    @tristancreed Před rokem +1

    "I'm an American, we don't believe in concussions." Sounds like a guy I sparred with. 🤣

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 Před rokem +5

    I don't know if policing has devolved in America or if our tactics and training are just that bad, but something is definitely broken. My great uncle was in the Navy in WW2. After that, he came home and spent around 30 years as a Sherriff's Deputy. He could count the number of times he drew his weapons on a person "on two hands with fingers to spare" and he had only fired his weapon twice, both times on rabid animals. That's because people in his hometown knew him. He policed around his own neighborhood. Most times, he just had to enforce public safety or intervene when people were having a bad day. Uncle Eddie had no higher education or extensive training, but he did know people and that was enough.

    • @greeseyl7827
      @greeseyl7827 Před rokem

      There used to be a program called COP, community oriented policing, essentially it was to make every cop into andy griffin, worked reaply well. Then people complained to city council that they didnt want cops around anymore because it made it harder to commit crimes when everyone was buddies with their local beat cop. That and officer discretion started to get stripped away more and more, mandatory sentencing etc, so now most cops are stuck in their cars waiting for someone to call them, proactive policing is frowned upon and if you do make a good arrest and prevent a crime good chance is that youre being moved to the most dangerous patrol and being given the shitty shifts as punishment to force you to quit before the ink dries on the arrest paperwork.

  • @PstrJFrancis
    @PstrJFrancis Před rokem +71

    Yup, this is my home country and interactions with law enforcement is truly a different experience. I was astonished when coming to the US to see how readily available firearms are. Especially when I saw them right next to the toy section at my local Wal Mart, lol. But I always have to explain to my British family that the US culture is so radically different I’m not sure if there is any way to create the same kind of system

    • @jman6970
      @jman6970 Před rokem +21

      Your opinion stopped mattering here in 1776.

    • @imyourdaddy5822
      @imyourdaddy5822 Před rokem +17

      Probably for the best, in England you can get arrested for telling a joke

    • @mews8812
      @mews8812 Před rokem +19

      Probably not at this point. Most of US culture is based on willful ignorance. Fir example the nationalist though that the US is number one, when irs statistically untrue, the missunderstanding of the second ammendment, and the overall lack of understanding other cultures. It shows in the fact that its harder fir a US citizen to get citizenship in other countries. I don't blame most actually developed countries for not wanting Americans coming there to stay.

    • @jman6970
      @jman6970 Před rokem +1

      @@mews8812 Fantastic generalization of one of, if not the most ethnically and geographically diverse multicultural nation in the world that also happens to have the highest number of immigrants. America will always be the melting pot and we’re extremely proud of that.
      Your opinion still does not matter. It means absolutely nothing.

    • @francez123456789
      @francez123456789 Před rokem +6

      Walmart doesnt sell firearms anymore. If you where here in the last- oh, say 5 years those guns you saw where actually BB or pellet guns... which arent regulated at all and are a decent training vehicle to teach gun safety and marksmenship to children and young adults.

  • @sergiop2212
    @sergiop2212 Před rokem +4

    This return to old and beloved video formats fills me with joy.

    • @peterobinson3678
      @peterobinson3678 Před rokem +2

      Plus, Less work for Dr Breeding = more time with his patients...
      Still not sure what kind of a doctor he is...? I'm guessing gynecologist or proctologist? 🤔

  • @jonathansherwood5841
    @jonathansherwood5841 Před rokem +2

    I like how the American tourist was too busy talking that he did not even notice he was being interviewed and put in a cell. 🐺🔧

  • @artiemx
    @artiemx Před rokem +4

    and that's why a guy with a knife creates rampage in there

    • @amyoakAnimation
      @amyoakAnimation Před rokem +1

      I refer you the the russel howard sketch.
      A mass stabbing doesnt exist, if a criminal in a crowd of people stabs someone everyone else will run, the criminal will get another person maybe but if anyones still within stabbing distance by the time they get to a third thats their fault

    • @artiemx
      @artiemx Před rokem

      @@amyoakAnimation yeah, you can really run away far away in a train lol

  • @justincoleman3805
    @justincoleman3805 Před rokem +4

    So you’re telling me that if Lethal Weapon 2 were set in the UK,
    the titular weapon would be a crumpet and Murtaugh’s famous line would be,
    “It’s just been…extended?”

  • @miriams.4341
    @miriams.4341 Před rokem +18

    Ah, the main lie here is, that they managed to get mental health support in a timely manner in a standard hospital or could get any spaces in a mental health one 😑

    • @GnarledStaff
      @GnarledStaff Před rokem +3

      Yoy guys have mental health support?
      We just have ammo sales...
      (Damn... that was supposed to be a joke but... damn.)

    • @shanelawrence7438
      @shanelawrence7438 Před rokem

      @@GnarledStaff Well talk about a silverbullet fix, WOO, AMERICA!

  • @OATMEALCMC
    @OATMEALCMC Před rokem +16

    SMGs are very, very simple to make at home with basic metalworking skills and tools. Far easier than a flintlock musket ever was. Don't collect things, collect skills. Things can be taken, skills are yours forever. You practice these skills, soon enough you can build yourself a German MG42. One of the prerequisites to winning a small arms production contract with the military is the weapon must be cheap and easy to manufacture, so as to be sure that you can keep your troops supplied without causing undue stress in other more important areas. As a result, military arms are among the easiest to manufacture at home. Most of the most famous and successful arms were first made by a guy tinkering in his home workshed. You only need big tooling and factories for mass production. To build your own, a vertical mill and a lathe is suitable to make just about any small arm any military in the world ever used.

    • @trailersic
      @trailersic Před rokem +2

      I assume it's a little harder to make the bullets

    • @OATMEALCMC
      @OATMEALCMC Před rokem +1

      @@trailersic bullet making is a whole hobby onto itself that many shooters take part in. Necessary if you have antique arms that chambered in cartridges that haven't been in production for many years. The most modern technology you need to make most any small arm and ammunition has been available since 1897. None of it is new. Like anything else, you can challenge yourself and learn new things with each build. You develop a lot of skill and knowledge, especially via mistakes. The patent office is a great source of ideas too! Remember, if you aren't manufacturing to sell, patent law doesn't apply. You don't have the narrowing margins that manufacturers are limited by. Making your own ammunition applies as well. You can develop, test, dream up anything you want and test it. It's really fun if you get into that sort of thing.

    • @teoborges3949
      @teoborges3949 Před rokem

      Problem is, making a automatic or semi-automatic fuctional handmade gun requires ALOT of technical knowelge, not get suspected by Law-enforcemeny due to your time spent & materils you bought, and also generaly making a gun working without it blowing up, soo yeah, just build a homemade musket

    • @weef2188
      @weef2188 Před rokem

      @@teoborges3949 no, not really. guns are rather simple machines they are not very hard to make with the right tools. theres even plenty of guides out there for making them. and the cops or feds cant say shit over you making a firearm because its perfectly legal, that is if you even tell them you are making one because they arent going to suspect you for just buying random materials. should really look into it if you are at all interested.

  • @johnsherry6021
    @johnsherry6021 Před rokem +4

    American here. This actually made some good points. At least about our hot headed authoritarian police here. They are actually bound by our constitution and we do have rights . They are suppose to de escalate, but the corruption has gotten out of hand here . Mostly in the major cities.

  • @lawrencechesneau
    @lawrencechesneau Před rokem +5

    Interesting, funny and well made. Thanks Cracked!

    • @cracked
      @cracked  Před rokem +2

      Thanks for watching!

  • @nayrskater
    @nayrskater Před rokem +6

    That silence at the end was perfect

  • @unavela
    @unavela Před rokem +1

    For a second I thought I had just found a really old cracked video, was pleasantly surprised to see it was a new video

  • @KarmaticBuggAdventures
    @KarmaticBuggAdventures Před rokem +15

    This was great! I'm saving it to use as a talking point later. Thanks for animating and voicing it up.

    • @cracked
      @cracked  Před rokem +2

      Absolutely!

    • @A_Stereotypical_Guy
      @A_Stereotypical_Guy Před rokem +2

      Good luck with this poor talking point. Perhaps you should try an argument based in object reality instead of some blokes fantasy land?

    • @tamaspapp225
      @tamaspapp225 Před rokem

      @@cracked Sorry, but this is not a good talking point and its very onesided argument. Instead of looking it from the US police standpoint and trying to improve their situation, you just wants them to be exactly like the british police, when their situation is completelly different. You just saying that if US police officers drops their weapon everything is just sunshine and happy. You wants them to brawl with criminals like your "hero" GB police, but leaving out how many times those criminals won or just getting away. Its not a surprise that you dont bringing up the actual number of "solved cases" in England. Or that many feels that the british police didnt do anything against crime besides of being the thought police of mean memes.

  • @SolRC
    @SolRC Před rokem +5

    Metal death wangers is the best description of guns ever. Secondly 5'8" at 195 lbs is a huge person, not someone who I would take lightly.

  • @joeybagodonuts6683
    @joeybagodonuts6683 Před rokem +47

    This also does a great job of explaining the "crimes solved" rate in the UK.

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 Před rokem

      Which in fairness Joey it makes sense considering the Police really can't do anything about it with the legal system we have legally wise they dont actually have to investigate home burglarys generally speaking as long as someone wasn't killed it's not something they look into

    • @EddyA1337
      @EddyA1337 Před rokem +9

      Haven't you ever wondered why the murder rate is so low but the accident rate is so high?!?

  • @justinweber4977
    @justinweber4977 Před rokem +10

    "The only place the job of the police is easy is in a police state."
    - I have no idea who said it

  • @MatthewCaunsfield
    @MatthewCaunsfield Před rokem +59

    As a UK citizen I can honestly say that when I go to other countries and the authorities are carrying firearms, it does NOT make me feel safer

    • @maxmustermann-zx9yq
      @maxmustermann-zx9yq Před rokem +14

      These soldiers with fully automatic weapons you find near tourist sights in Paris aren't there for your feelings

    • @Valkbg
      @Valkbg Před rokem +6

      @@maxmustermann-zx9yq But that means that they need to carry such weapons. And also they are HIGHLY trained unlike many American cops.

    • @maxmustermann-zx9yq
      @maxmustermann-zx9yq Před rokem +4

      @@Valkbg well nobody disagree with properly training the guy that has to decide over life and death .... until they are asked to pay for said education lol

    • @Valkbg
      @Valkbg Před rokem +7

      @@maxmustermann-zx9yq That seems like a deep problem with the US. Everyone wants to enjoy the meal but no one wants to pay the bill.

    • @peacekeeperbabe
      @peacekeeperbabe Před rokem +3

      @@Valkbg …active soldiers (that r sent 4 crowd control) tend 2 b young (35 & under).
      Unlikely 2 b trusted with mortgage approval; but semi automatic weapons in a public space with lots of people, sure!

  • @Kmart929292
    @Kmart929292 Před rokem +12

    There's certainly a lot to say about the differences in gun laws and gun culture in different countries. I myself have numerous and sometimes conflicting beliefs about many large issues all around the world, so having more perspective is always welcome. Mayhaps there is a realistic way to commandeer effective policies from different countries and adapt them to suit the societal needs and culture of another. Mayhaps.

    • @JuMiKu
      @JuMiKu Před rokem +5

      It would already be hugely beneficial for the US to adopt way more extensive training for its officers, focus way more on deescalation and hold cops accountable for things that go wrong.
      And adopt stricter gun laws, so officers are less on edge all the time?

    • @sebastienholmes548
      @sebastienholmes548 Před rokem

      @@JuMiKu no

    • @Michael-uc2pn
      @Michael-uc2pn Před rokem

      "cats out of the bag" in the US as they say. We quite literally have more guns than people. Forcing private transfers to have a background check and having a registry to enforce it would be a start to making sure they don't fall into the wrong hands, but even that is highly controversial because in other countries registration has been followed by bans to collect the now registered guns.
      It also really doesn't help that the folks pushing for gun control reform are the same people who would like to outright ban them if they could, so it turns into a fight for every single step in that direction, because gun owners know they won't stop coming back to the table and asking for more restrictions.

    • @thetragicallyhiphippo
      @thetragicallyhiphippo Před rokem

      @@sebastienholmes548 why not?

  • @blueturtle3623
    @blueturtle3623 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Speaking as someone who is mentally ill and has had police yell at me while I'm actively overdosing from a suicide attempt, the example given is a great way of approaching a mentally ill person. Talk to them like they aren't batshit crazy, and get them to the hospital without causing distress. Trust me, stressing out a psych patient is how people get hurt and it's 100% on the police if that happens.

  • @salvsays
    @salvsays Před rokem +9

    I didn’t realize you guys were back. I’ve missed you

  • @212driller
    @212driller Před rokem +3

    I wonder why crime is so rampant in Britain...

    • @Sectormann
      @Sectormann Před rokem

      And its not in america?

    • @Damesanglante
      @Damesanglante Před rokem

      Capitalism is the cause and both are it's vectors. 😁

  • @Kaiyats
    @Kaiyats Před rokem +4

    It always worries me how US police overly rely on their firearms pointing them screaming commands for a simple thing like someone running

  • @cherokeevolfusa2891
    @cherokeevolfusa2891 Před rokem +3

    1:05 they can ignore violent real crime in your streets and arrest you for your Twitter posts.

    • @jeong-ilkajokaya3849
      @jeong-ilkajokaya3849 Před rokem

      British used to rule the world, now they are shell of their former self smh 😔.

  • @IronMongoose1
    @IronMongoose1 Před rokem +3

    Legit LOL at the last line. Well done.

  • @darryljack6612
    @darryljack6612 Před rokem +21

    That is the thing when it comes to countries like England, Canada, Japan, Australia, Etc. When it comes to policing, cost of education , gun control, cost of healthcare, etc. They are far from perfect as countries and still have issues, but they at the very least try the DAMN BARE MINIMUM. Which is more then I can say for America in almost anything that isn't self destructive.

  • @Screwpaulrose
    @Screwpaulrose Před rokem +14

    All correct points made. Also, on occasions where firearms officers are deployed, they have to account for each and every round discharged, individually.

    • @TheAsheybabe89
      @TheAsheybabe89 Před rokem

      Derp that is the requirement in virtually every county

  • @mtgwdefender
    @mtgwdefender Před rokem +1

    "I AM 🇺🇸 AMERICAN 🇺🇸, I DON'T BELIEVE IN CONTUSIONS" 😅🤣😝😂😅🤣. LOL!! Even after watching last night's AMERICAN FOOTBALL GAME 🏈 between the Buffalo Bills 🐃 vs Cincinnati Bengals 🐯 where the game was stopped and postponed because a player collapsed

  • @rickyreyes1636
    @rickyreyes1636 Před rokem +4

    It's easy to say "Cops shouldn't have guns." when you have a population of small gun ownership. When you live in a country that has more guns than people, it makes sense why officers are armed.

    • @cracked
      @cracked  Před rokem

      I like the idea of us being that kind of population, though.

    • @ThePanMan11
      @ThePanMan11 Před rokem

      So the solution would be to gradually reduce the amount of guns in circulation. Instead you spent 2021 pumping out 5.2 guns for every baby born. It's lunacy.

    • @rickyreyes1636
      @rickyreyes1636 Před rokem

      @@ThePanMan11 Good luck trying that though. I don't think any politician will be very successful in that regard.

    • @ThePanMan11
      @ThePanMan11 Před rokem

      @@rickyreyes1636 I think it would be pretty simple. US politicians are just woefully corrupt. At first you don't even need to touch guns in the hands of citizens. Just taxing gun manufacturers more would have an effect on new guns flowing onto the market.

  • @captainletdown
    @captainletdown Před rokem +9

    Great video! Took me like half the video to realize that it was Jordan doing that flawless accent

  • @midimusicforever
    @midimusicforever Před rokem +4

    "We don't believe in concussions"
    90s hockey coach?

  • @joshmatier6642
    @joshmatier6642 Před rokem

    That last word, don’t believe in concussions. I’m still laughing lol

  • @dewaldt8104
    @dewaldt8104 Před rokem +11

    Well we've tried similar firearm laws in South Africa and they fail terribly.

    • @andrewcook2625
      @andrewcook2625 Před rokem +4

      These kinds of policies really only work in island settings where you can control import and exports

    • @aliquida7132
      @aliquida7132 Před rokem +1

      @@andrewcook2625
      Ha! Control imports and exports?
      Do you know how much contraband comes in through port cities? Heck in America, 95% of drugs imported into the country come by sea, not land.

    • @honest_126
      @honest_126 Před rokem

      Where? And how come?

    • @andrewcook2625
      @andrewcook2625 Před rokem

      @@aliquida7132 1) drugs are easier to smuggle than guns.. 2) no imagine it wasn't just port cities contraband was rolling through it was cars, trucks, random dude name Steve just walking between national lines
      No matter how you want to cut it when you are an island you have more control of important and exports than a nation attached by land to other nations

    • @magicdance4273
      @magicdance4273 Před rokem

      That tends to be what happens when the police are trained to actively think of an entire category of people (you know, the ones with melanin and an actual culture) as subhuman. The cops will kill frequently, and if that happens, well...the death of the uniforms is pretty earned at that point.

  • @marcusizzard
    @marcusizzard Před rokem +9

    That line at the end was brilliant, "I'm american we don't believe in concussions" 🤣

    • @techienate
      @techienate Před rokem

      As if there hasn't been an awful lot of pubic conversation about it? I thought that line was really dumb.

    • @marcusizzard
      @marcusizzard Před rokem

      @@techienate you do make a good point we do talk about it more and sports take them much more seriously then in past especially with youth and college divisions. So maybe it's a dated joke but still got a laugh from me.

  • @EvenHerosBleed
    @EvenHerosBleed Před rokem +12

    I'd settle for the police losing qualified immunity. But I still think they need their weapons

    • @honest_126
      @honest_126 Před rokem +1

      Well the best idea for each country and such can change. But in America, pretty sure cops kill more people than people kill cops. A gas station worker is at more risk than a cop. We also don't have a lot of good wide spread deescalation training and the typical response to someone having a mental health crisis is to pull out a gun and scream at them to get on the ground. I watch a young adult get horrified and was holding up a knife and swinging it while in his car while I think like 4 cops all screamed at him before shooting him to death. Most cops here are trained to kill, not help. Perhaps our best bet is telling cops to leave their guns in cars unless they know someone is armed or such. There is discussion for this and ending qualified immunity is very good.
      As for banning all guns, it probably wouldn't work here, but there are other things that can help with that issue. I forget which country but there is some europe country that has guns legal, but I think they either banned the sale of ammo or just outlawed having loaded guns outside and not in certain places. On top of that, backgroUnd checks, and they haven't had a shooting since like 2001.
      The topic of police interrogations, American interrogators are immoral. They are allowed to lie, falsify evidence, keep people in the interrogation room for DAYS, and all sorts of other things if they can get someone to say they did it. Doesn't matter if they did or not.

    • @commanderty94
      @commanderty94 Před rokem +2

      The gang situation in America definitely has led to such a scenario (ironically its police and political racial injustice that led non lethal street "clubs" to transform into the gangs of today).
      Any changes to police policy will have to start small and be focused primarily in expanding/evolving social outreach programs like the various programs launched during the Johnson administration.

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 Před rokem

      @@honest_126 oh yea cops def kill wayyyyy more people then vice versa the only debate is what % of this is justified that aside I'm not surprised most people don't kill Cops because its one thing to murder some random but you kill a Cop?? Your ass ain't ever seeing daylight again

    • @honest_126
      @honest_126 Před rokem

      @@kurtpunchesthings2411 ???

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 Před rokem

      @@honest_126 what part of what I said did you not understand

  • @aflucero82
    @aflucero82 Před rokem +2

    Better of with a Taco Bell packet in your hand. LoL, don't know why but that one killed me.

  • @BoxTunnel
    @BoxTunnel Před 9 měsíci +1

    "Metal Death Wangers", hilarious!

  • @swistedfilms
    @swistedfilms Před rokem +17

    In the vast majority of cases where force is necessary a baton will do just fine. Not only does the suspect live but if used correctly then the suspect will be able to predict the weather changes for the rest of his life. It's funny how a low-level constant pain can fill you with regret for poor decisions and remind you not to make those poor decisions again.

    • @freesk8
      @freesk8 Před rokem +1

      How well does a baton work if the suspect has a gun?

    • @swistedfilms
      @swistedfilms Před rokem +3

      @@freesk8 obviously that requires an escalation of force, as the video addresses. A baton would be inadequate as force at a distance is a wiser choice.

    • @jeanmatthews3899
      @jeanmatthews3899 Před rokem +3

      @@freesk8 the armed police will take over and the job of the unarmed is basically try to deescalate,control his pathways of travel and evacuate civilians

    • @freesk8
      @freesk8 Před rokem +3

      @@jeanmatthews3899 In the time it takes for the unarmed police to summon the armed police, much death and destruction can take place. But I really like the idea of more de-escalation training for the armed police.

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 Před rokem

      @@freesk8 as he said this is when you call in the Swat Team
      Could he get shot in the meantime ? Yea but if you do your training right odds are this won't happen

  • @CaptainToadUK
    @CaptainToadUK Před rokem +7

    Also, Dunblaine was closer to 30 years ago, now. And about 10 years before that was the Hungerford massacre, after which we banned semi-automatic rifles and all but double-barrelled shotguns

  • @talkingtrout3148
    @talkingtrout3148 Před 8 měsíci +2

    British Police: 😊
    British Police when they see a striking miner: 👹

  • @3dartxsi
    @3dartxsi Před rokem +1

    Something not mentioned here is that British police have much higher clearance rates(percentage of crimes resulting in an arrest) than their American counterparts.
    So not only are they less dangerous to the average citizen, they are more likely to successfully enforce the law.

  • @Technobabylon
    @Technobabylon Před rokem +3

    The red phone boxes everywhere is accurate

  • @jonathanwebster7091
    @jonathanwebster7091 Před rokem +4

    Apart from the Armed Response Units.
    Which do totally have guns.

  • @emilym3116
    @emilym3116 Před rokem +1

    Oh, I’m American… We don’t believe in concussions.

  • @junioreis2009
    @junioreis2009 Před rokem +1

    that bullcrap, not only British Police can lie, but the undercover can even commit crimes, also accountability is an illusion as they are judged by other cops who obviously protect their own.

  • @denalozecon9074
    @denalozecon9074 Před rokem +3

    Great and informative...

  • @Melchizidek777
    @Melchizidek777 Před rokem +3

    Man, I like the accountability.

  • @justinweber4977
    @justinweber4977 Před rokem +2

    "That's probably why you guys suck at shooting events."
    "A sacrifice I'm willing to make."
    "No, I'm not disagreeing. Just making an observation."

  • @jayk7557
    @jayk7557 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I have a family member with mental health problems. I wish it was as simple as “let’s get you to a hospital, shall we” that worked 1 time, the hundreds of other times not so much. Not that I want guns involved but that was a huge simplification. Typically it ends with property damage, the police called, and after 10 to 15 minutes of them trying the same thing we’ve been trying for hours, wraps up by them explaining “Hospital or jail, but your not staying here” almost never violence, but it’s never a pleasant interaction and he doesn’t even have a particular hated for cops. That one made up scenario bugged me a lot.
    Even in America cops know don’t point a gun at someone having a mental health episode. The vast vast majority of officer involved shootings are because they’re being shot at. Even here in Canada our cops have guns because most of our bad guys have guns. Until we see American gangsters posing with knifes and machetes like they do in the uk, a gun will be a necessary piece of an officers kit.
    End the drug war and officer shootings will go way down because the number of bad guys with guns will go way down. Yes cops fuck up and shoot people for no good reason sometimes, but don’t act like the 1000 a year didn’t shoot first and were all Daniel Shaver

  • @jackshistory9378
    @jackshistory9378 Před rokem +3

    Nice to see one of the positive aspects about my home being recognised. Although his accent seems a little dodgy 😂

  • @blaiktrout376
    @blaiktrout376 Před rokem +3

    Honestly a cop talking me down would make me less scared.

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 Před rokem

      The police officer at the park was a good scene
      What do you want
      You up to anything illegal or got something bad on you
      So what if I do search me
      come on man let's not cause a scene let's go to the hospital
      Sigh ok

  • @grievuspwn4g3
    @grievuspwn4g3 Před 5 měsíci

    You can thank the bankers you aren't exposed to experienced lawyers at an interrogation.

  • @AngelSaintCloud
    @AngelSaintCloud Před rokem +2

    Oh my god crack is doing animated videos. I love you guys so much.

  • @andregomesdeoliveira9653

    I wish this approach could work in my country.

    • @RiaGuy
      @RiaGuy Před rokem

      don't worry, it doesnt work much in the uk either.

    • @teoborges3949
      @teoborges3949 Před rokem

      Bem, isso depende de pais pra pais, situação pra situação, nossa situação de violencia doméstica é equivalente ao do México ou Colombia

  • @elijahripley5937
    @elijahripley5937 Před rokem +8

    Happy to see Rowntree back at it!

    • @cracked
      @cracked  Před rokem +2

      He's the freakin' best.

  • @merbst
    @merbst Před rokem

    My friend from Shanghai China has taught me that his police sergeant dad doesn't carry a firearm, unless an extreme crowd control emergency required him to (which occurs once per decade on average), in which he and his partner are assigned a revolver and a handful of bullets.
    One holds the bullets and the other holds the gun, requiring verbalization of the grounds for loading the bullets into the gun to be agreed upon by both parties for any individual identifiable target before putting a single bystander's life at risk.
    I wish my home of the United States could be anywhere near as respectful of the sanctity of human life as the People's Republic of China! 🇨🇳

  • @TheAnnaShowUk
    @TheAnnaShowUk Před rokem +1

    I'm English born and raised, and was in a school shooting situation at primary school. Some idiot was shooting at us with an air rifle, I can't imagine how much worse it would have been if guns hadn't been banned a few years before. It was terrifying and I feel for those poor American kids who hit the floor when they hear fireworks.

    • @jakegarrett8109
      @jakegarrett8109 Před rokem +1

      No school kid hits the floor when they hear fireworks in the US. First of all we have a huge culture of using fireworks even in the bathroom causing mischief (so everyone would want to see what's happening so they don't miss the fun), secondly the majority of kids in my school had at least 1 actual tool in their vehicle (if not in their school locker, or baseball bag, and no we aren't talking about baseball bats...). Everyone kept their trucks unlocked and plainly visible in the rear window were the racks to hold their 12ga for skeet (we had 4H and FFA skeet and trap practice after school), and often a rifle for deer season. One of the girls came in with a black eye and every guy was ready to come to her aid thinking her boyfriend punched her, nope she had the scope too close to her face when hunting the day before, haha! We fought with fists, never even crossed our minds to use weapons (and sure one of my best friends broke his hand punching another guy in the face so hard, but nobody was going to use a tool).
      We have a massive population, and the media isn't going to cover boring daily events, they pick something that will have a shock factor (which by the way, a single driver in France in just 1 day took out more than what every single person with a rifle in the US commits for about 4 months, I mean that clearly means French drivers shouldn't be allowed to rent or own trucks right? Also a truck isn't even useful, how could it possibly protect your pets from wildlife, or your family from danger? Ban trucks obviously, they don't protect anyone)

    • @TheAnnaShowUk
      @TheAnnaShowUk Před rokem

      @@jakegarrett8109 oh I absolutely agree with you the French DO need tighter driving legislation. But also I know what I saw and when I was in Queens on holiday there were fireworks and 3 separate kids all hit the floor when the first fireworks went off. My American cousins kids also all flinch and dodge if you try to give them a toy gun. I'm not talking about hypothetical kids when I talk about American kids and gun trauma, they are real and they are scared.

    • @jakegarrett8109
      @jakegarrett8109 Před rokem

      ​@@TheAnnaShowUk I'll call you out on that bluff. Every child in America you hand them a stick or a broom, and the first thing they do is pretend its either a sword or a boomstick. My school we had more pewpews in the parking lot than we had children, let that sink in... In High School nobody except me would lock their vehicle, and the majority of students had shotty and long pewpews sitting in plain sight through the windows mounted on window racks, completely unlocked and we had nothing bad ever happen with them. I even took my .22 over to my friends house, I asked if it needed to be locked while at school and was told it wasn't needed so it was put into my baseball bag and rode the school bus to my buddies house.
      We don't flinch, the only places that flinch are places where pewpews are BANNED and illegal. Nearby (I'm in the US, and this is in the US), even water squirt toys I owned as a child are ILLEGAL to own as even non-firing toys (in the case of water toys that is a firing toy anyways, but even if it was a stick carved to look like one it would be illegal), even if its only played with in your living room or even if its locked in a safe unloaded of water droplets. Sure, in those places since it is illegal to defend yourself, then of course the wolves have defenseless sheep as pray.

    • @TheAnnaShowUk
      @TheAnnaShowUk Před rokem

      @@jakegarrett8109 I don't know how you expect me to prove memories, but there's no bluff there. Anyway your talking about memory of when you were at school, I'm talking about now. Shootings have increased massively since we were young and the new generation are terrified even if the old generation weren't. My cousins kids don't play with or about guns, they freak them out too much.

    • @jakegarrett8109
      @jakegarrett8109 Před rokem

      @@TheAnnaShowUk They haven't really increased, however the NEWS has increased. No longer do they cover "fire rescue saves cat out of tree", they go for the biggest headline and milk it till its not profitable. For me school wasn't that long ago, and the town I grew up in probably is about the same, its a fairly tight knit community and they do care about their children, hence likely some of the teachers are armed (they are the ones that would care most about the safety of their students besides the parents), and I'm sure the children have not stopped sporting and hunting activities in that short amount of time.

  • @quintecence
    @quintecence Před rokem +15

    I'm from the UK and I completely trust armed police here. Everyone does because we know how well trained they are. After the Ariana Grande concert bombing, armed police we're everywhere for months and I didn't feel any less safe than I do on any other day. I doubt I would have that same feeling if I went to the US on holiday - I've never been and I'm not planning on going 😂

    • @joshgreen2164
      @joshgreen2164 Před rokem +1

      Im American and can say any interaction with police makes me fear for my life. I know more than a couple people who got arrested while breaking no laws. And when they protested they gained head injuries before they got to the jail. 90 percent power hungry piss ants. Another buddy on his way to buy a car had a cop stop him on foot pat him down, cop took $4,500, guy had to get a lawyer and sue the town police department to get it back. Lawyer kept half. America sucks!

  • @stumblingmumbler
    @stumblingmumbler Před rokem +4

    Cops without guns absolute madness! How do you keep the poor in check?

  • @ragingmollusk2640
    @ragingmollusk2640 Před rokem +3

    wait.....America is REAL? oh bloody 'ell!

  • @paulbrungardt9823
    @paulbrungardt9823 Před 6 měsíci +2

    A basic flaw is comparing unlike elements. USA has a 1,954 mile southern border with Mexico--Most of the illegal drugs distributed around the world come from this border. Meanwhile the UK is an island with no border.

  • @floridaman_85_58
    @floridaman_85_58 Před rokem +1

    A bit counter intuitive but makes perfect sense when you think about it. Here in south africa, most of the guns on the street actually come straight from police stations, either from crooked cops or dead rookies. Having only high level guys carry guns means less institutional leakage. Less guns overall means you can also assume a shoot to kill policy for the hardened criminals who do have guns.

  • @5thYoung
    @5thYoung Před rokem +11

    Quick little note about US law enforcement(at least in Missouri): they are held accountable for their actions. Most departments have reports that are mandatory when use of force is even displayed. Also the lying bit, laws are either in place or being put in place that prevent an officer from lying to a point that a reasonable person would confess. Interrogations are time limited and if unfair treatment is used, departments can be sued and convictions overturned.
    US and UK have different methods because they have different cultures. It isn't an even comparison.

  • @Quarmacy
    @Quarmacy Před rokem +4

    I missed this style of Cracked videos.

    • @cracked
      @cracked  Před rokem +4

      We have a TON more coming! Hoping to get one out every few weeks for the foreseeable future. This was the pilot, so it's a little wonky, but I think they'll largely get better as they go.

    • @Quarmacy
      @Quarmacy Před rokem +3

      @@cracked I legit teared up a little seeing you responded. I'm seriously a huge fan of this channel and love the messages you are all spreading. Please keep up the good work.

    • @cracked
      @cracked  Před rokem +2

      @@Quarmacy Hey, that's very kind of you!

  • @bengonzalez5215
    @bengonzalez5215 Před rokem +2

    Did you know that a man got decapitated in the UK while the police sat back and watched while they waited for an armed police officer? What a great system

  • @fsilber330
    @fsilber330 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Whether nearly everyone is allowed a gun is irrelevant to a cop; what matters is whether the bad guys have them. The bad guys can easily smuggle in enough guns for themselves with an unarmed general population; they don't in England because just being caught illegally possessing one means years in prison.
    In the U.S. police catch bad guys possessing guns contrary to law all the time, but they don't get sent to years in prison. Even though the law empowers the court to send them to prison for seven years, they plea-bargain the charges and let the criminal caught with a gun back out a few weeks later; maybe sooner. If courts have the power to send criminals to prison for illegally having a gun but they don't want to (because it would mean too many criminals in prison), stiffer gun laws won't change that -- they'll only make non-criminals helpless to resist the criminals.
    If you think that, through changes in the law law, you can reduce the violence of criminals, I suggest you first have South Africa try out your advice, and show us how well it works there. Or Jamaica. (If you think gun control works, but only in rich western nations, then you owe it to the world to retake those colonies -- so they, too, will be part of a rich western nation and gun control can work well there too.)

  • @austinslaughter319
    @austinslaughter319 Před rokem +8

    This entire theory and idea falls apart the moment you take it outside of Britain. My neck of the woods? Nope, don't even think about it. Cops in my area have to be very much subtle, because the people in my area are just that bad. Lotta drugs in my area too. Used to get wrapped up in that shit myself actually. Everyone packing heat around my area actually knows how to use it, and it's not uncommon for people to pick up one or two disciplines, so a mob of officers with a baton is pretty useless. We had a guy fight off the swat team bare handed, and run up state. They only caught him because state troopers had a stand off after his car ran out of gas. There's a videos somewhere around here of another guy doped up on pcp in his underwear fighting off two bouncers and an officer and running away Scott free, and there's one of me somewhere around here back when I was 14, and 90lbs, butt ass naked, out of my mind off flakka, pcp, and coke, fighting off six officers, and running away.
    That's just bare hand, drugged up junkies, looking more for a thrill rather than a fight. Take someone else for example, like that lady who got in her car and committed mass murder by running over adults and school children. Plus, this video just glosses over all the mass stabbings in the UK. Wich speaking of, there was a recent murder in Idaho, a place unlike California, a place known to be more tame than California, where the killer stabbed six people to death. Taking away guns isn't going to solve the issue, adding guns into the mix isn't going to solve the issue.
    In the UK, prisons are actually about reform, mental health is actually good and isn't about prescribing drugs, rehab in the UK is affordable. That's the shit that's keeping them pleasant. I didn't kick the hardcore shit until after rehab, and I got lucky to get in, there's a lotta people not so lucky. Now a days I try to chill out, but I get amped up, then I just gotta walk it off, so me on smack? Goodnight, end of story. There's a lot worse people out there than me, people who aren't just some thrill chaser drug fiend, there's racists, extremists, bangers, out there not seeking to tweak for thrills but out there seeking to do harm, and they will put your life in the fuckin dirt.
    You guys even basically put in this video a scenario where they failed, a guy getting his finger bit clean off isn't a "success".

    • @jeong-ilkajokaya3849
      @jeong-ilkajokaya3849 Před rokem

      Facts. I swear people who navigate for gun control are delusional and never been in the real world with real people.

  • @bhooteydong3733
    @bhooteydong3733 Před rokem +3

    Copy comment:-
    Us police : stop or I'll shoot u.
    Uk police: stop or ill say again stop.

  • @JasonCliftJones
    @JasonCliftJones Před rokem +2

    On the Olympic shooting note; nearly half of GB's shooting golds were in 1908. GB won as many shooting golds in the 20 years after Dunblane as we did in the 20 years before it (both 2); we're not really worse than we already were on that front.

    • @TheAsheybabe89
      @TheAsheybabe89 Před rokem +1

      Ironically, Australia has equally (If not more restrictive) gun laws and they’re always mega competitive at IPSC (the real international shooting competition) events.