Jaja, sí!. Cuando estaba en la secundaria, mi sueño era llegar a tercer grado porque se suponía que abrirían el laboratorio, llegué hasta tercer grado y hasta que un día nos tocó ir pero para inaugurar el laboratorio, nomás estuvimos limpiando y arreglando todo lo que no se ha movido por casi 70 años >:( Habían varias cosas cómo animales disecados y en cloroformo, pero lo más interesante eran los microscopios electrónicos de la época casi perfectamente funcionales (nomás les faltaban los cristales para muestras, algunos focos, perillas de aumento, lentes y filtros a algunos microscopios, pero faltaba más suficientes cristales para muestras que eran complementos secundarios de los microscopios) y también habían fetos y hasta restos humanos conservados en cloroformo detrás de una gruesa puerta de plomo ó acero que la profesora dijo que no abriéramos y ni viéramos.
Ah sí, estábamos inaugurando el lugar nada más para los mocosos de las generaciones siguientes; cosa que veo que nunca usaron porque el colegio nos timó y vendió todo eso.
El tema es que no puedes obtener oxígeno, haber si alguien te asfixia mueres porque te quedas sin oxígeno y no estas en el agua, asi que no tiene sentido hacerlo ya que aunque no dentre agua a tus pulmones 🫁 la falta de aire te mataria
That's what soap is for. It has one hydrophilic side to stick to water and one hydrophobic side to stick with small particles. If my understanding of soap is correct then he shouldn't have any problems washing it off with soapy water :)
@@pou1219 it’s one of the powers from an anime called one piece. Devil fruits basically make you unable to swim in exchange for powers like the ability to cause earthquakes for example
@@khata1169it's a symptom of rabies they can't drink even if they chugged it cuz their body will reject it no matter how thirsty they are + when the disease reaches this level, it's probably way to late to save the patient, no matter how alert and well he looks...
I love that every chem teacher ever has the exact same model kit for their molecules. And they all have a water molecule so they can make the “oh I spilt water on this paper” joke.
Y’all hear me out: Step 1- put on your makeup Step 2- find club moss Step 3- use it as a setting powder and that will never come off with sweat nor rain.
The powder is called lycopodium powder for anyone wondering. On top of the cool attributes demonstrated in the video, it is also used for medicinal purposes. Somebody may have already said this, but I didn't see a comment that mentioned the name yet, so sorry if I am repeating information.
Half your comment is an apology for taking up time on unnecessary information. Lol! I love this! You must be a nightmare to deal with! Ah! I'd kiss your face if you were here! Like Lou Blue Boyle does to Clarence's dad right after he calls him a cantaloupe.
In the beginning, it reminded me of setting powder for makeup(I do not know anything about makeup, really. I also don't use it.) But then you said it was flammable.😂
@@smootyanasmr4394 soap is half hydrophobic, half hydrophilic. Think about it this way (simplified) Dust exists (hydrophobic) let's name hydrophobia *h* and hydrophilia *H* Soap is half *h* / *H* Dust gets in contact with soap *h* attaches to the *h* of soap and *H* attaches to the water Washes off
@@NaosHeadspacewait, that’s a SpongeBob reference? Something in Bikini Bottom was hydrophobic?!?! …wait, hold on, I have a feeling the reference has been changed in some way, but I’m not sure…
step 1: wait for it to rain
step 2: cover yourself in club moss
step 3: fly
Instructions unclear: I can’t get down as there is a hurricane
@@indominonyx1192 you won't take fall damage dw
Lmfao
Catch the rainbow
😂😂😭
That's something I would waste My entire day on
yess!!!
I was the one to like your comment to make it have 100 liks
Same
idk dude. some things arent made for snorting.
you’re already wasting your entire day here
Step 1: Eat club moss
Step 2: You cant absorb water lmao
Step 3: Dehydrate into cactus
He is probably the favourite teacher that everyone wants
Jaja, sí!. Cuando estaba en la secundaria, mi sueño era llegar a tercer grado porque se suponía que abrirían el laboratorio, llegué hasta tercer grado y hasta que un día nos tocó ir pero para inaugurar el laboratorio, nomás estuvimos limpiando y arreglando todo lo que no se ha movido por casi 70 años >:(
Habían varias cosas cómo animales disecados y en cloroformo, pero lo más interesante eran los microscopios electrónicos de la época casi perfectamente funcionales (nomás les faltaban los cristales para muestras, algunos focos, perillas de aumento, lentes y filtros a algunos microscopios, pero faltaba más suficientes cristales para muestras que eran complementos secundarios de los microscopios) y también habían fetos y hasta restos humanos conservados en cloroformo detrás de una gruesa puerta de plomo ó acero que la profesora dijo que no abriéramos y ni viéramos.
Ah sí, estábamos inaugurando el lugar nada más para los mocosos de las generaciones siguientes; cosa que veo que nunca usaron porque el colegio nos timó y vendió todo eso.
1. Cover yourself in club moss
2. Jump in the ocean
3. You’re a fish
Pressure of water left the chat 😂
@@gerryteiglandeide9902I was gonna type Gay Fish, but no need now lol
Would that actually work? Lol. God Bless.
@@shimamichael6357No.
@@AIskyinformation"force of water" sounds like a lesson you learned off tiktok
Make it a suit. Explore the ocean. Become Aquaman.
OK ummmm...I like your style, but one point.......breathing.
@@heff520 just breathe underwater smh
@@heff520 breathe underwater how did you not think of that dude
@@heff520 just hold your breath, duh
@@heff520 Everyone seems to get it but you. Get with the program lol
C'mon man it's 2023 now, we ain't hydrophobic no more
mans said 2023
2024. Get with the times... 😅
I cant swim, no need when I grew up inland, but now I want to be fishing 😢😢😢
BRO FORGOT THE YEAR HOW TERMINALLY ONLINE ARE YOU.
@@XFD42069 mf it was a joke 😭
Black Mesa using spores now 😭😭😭
Gordon doesnt need to hear all of this, he is a highly trained proffesional
That’ll save Glados next time for sure!!
Mi in d in bhaiya JJ DH ixbusii🇯🇵🇯🇵
"Well then, how do we wash them out?"
"That's the neat part. You don't."
Dishsoap
@@samiazimi9050 ok cool
Flame your hand
Shake it off
Burn it all
Step 1: Fill your lungs with spores
Step 2: Find a lake
Step 3: Water Breathing IRL
This is the most big brain thing I've heard in years
step 4: become a internal moss ent
Bruh😂😂💀 this had me almost dead 😂😂
El tema es que no puedes obtener oxígeno, haber si alguien te asfixia mueres porque te quedas sin oxígeno y no estas en el agua, asi que no tiene sentido hacerlo ya que aunque no dentre agua a tus pulmones 🫁 la falta de aire te mataria
NEZUKO
Step 1: go to a lake
Step 2: cover your socks with club moss
Step 3: walk on water
...No...
Club Moss is so hydrophobic ! How much prejudice in the middle of 2024 😢
“I’m not hydrophobic, I have a bunch of wet friends!”
- club moss probably
LMAO
AHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO
Nice 👌
"i'm not hydrophobic, i just don't think we should be showing water to kids!"
Your fingers will never get wet but now you have to wash off the spores...
That's what soap is for. It has one hydrophilic side to stick to water and one hydrophobic side to stick with small particles.
If my understanding of soap is correct then he shouldn't have any problems washing it off with soapy water :)
Wait...
Rubbing alcohol?
r/woooosh
@@AnimilesYT true, but the cooler way to do it is to just light your hand on fire
First we had bill nye the scientist guy now we got chem Phil the science dilf
Magic powder ❌
X-ray powder ✅
“Awful candy” 💀
He’s not wrong
@@redshamrock05 stop insulting candy corn 😭
@@saltganker I'm saying!💀
Candy corn is pretty good
its candy corn!!! candy corn is good!!! 😡😡
I refuse to believe people actually like candy corn, these people have to be joking
Legend says he's trying to wash off those spores till this date
rip
ONB, he is not gonna get all that off. He’s still gonna have some on him even now.
He need handkerchief
Probably just wipes it off then
Maybe he can just use juice, i mean it isnt water so it should work right?
Фраза "выйти сухим из воды" преобретает новый смысл
That moment when you do this, finish, and think “oh time to wash these spores off my hands- wait”
Superman is afraid of Kryptonite
Meanwhile Aquaman:
That sounds like a Batman contingency plan
“Cover aqua man in a hydrophobic substance so that he can’t get access to water”
@@christhe2dprotogen511 Isn't that basically one contingency plan for aquaman?
@@cancerriddenferet8845nah it was using scarecrow's toxins to make aquaman fear water
@@christhe2dprotogen51199999999999
@@cancerriddenferet8845i mean, probably. the only one i recall is using fear toxin to make him afraid of water.
*intensely coats my whole body in it and walks on rain* 👁👁
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I see we share same brain cells 👁️👄👁️
Lol it would wash it away
Jump out a window wearing this in the rain and you can fly. Trust me bro
@@cc_c60_
😂Ok ok the water in the water joke🔥
Now I know how to live if I almost drown
So now we just need to coat someone’s lungs with it and they’ll never drown
🥴
This has the same energy as "oil floats on water,
cover yourself on oil,
wait for it to rain,
Fly
genius
@@gamechanger8908 the good old days of troll physics
Or car windscreen ?
How to survive a tsunami
1. Cover thyself with spores
2. Wait for tsunami
3. Victory
thyself
The Water pressure would like to have a word with you.
And the impact of the water also wants to come over for tea
The water pressure is definately gonna kill you but your corpse is gonna be nice and dry.
Water pressure my ass I have lifted 15 pound dumbell and they were heavier then water@@mrfrits94
@@bustedkeatonPREPARE THYSELF
Those pumpkin candies are actually really good but each person has there own tastes
Everybody gangster until one of them starts floating in the rain.
every devil fruit user needs this
Devil fruit?
@@pou1219 it’s one of the powers from an anime called one piece. Devil fruits basically make you unable to swim in exchange for powers like the ability to cause earthquakes for example
@@campbelldare5717 fucking 🤓
Just don't give it to Blackbeard
Hahaha 🤣🤣
step 1 : make a suit
step 2 : cover the suit in club moss
step 3 : aquaman
Copied comment lol
stolen
Yea
Was just thinking that
step 4: asphyxiation
step 5: deadman
When he tilted the desk to the spore balls roll off, it looked to me like the spore balls were floating in the air.
I love the “water” one smart thinking 😂
step1: buy blender
step2: add water and club moss
step3: break reality
They'll still have air bubble around them.
Anti-matter reaction confirmed.
Dry water
It's called dry water i think. It behaves like water but it doesn't make your hands wet
fr
**puts it on my legs and feet**
**dumbly tried walking on water**
1
😂😂💀
I was thinking the same.. its just our weight might sink us in!?🙄
@zurui 😼 Jesus didn’t do it tho
@@mrmellow1144he did
* Club moss to H20 molecules*
"Yo' kind ain't welcome here no mo' "
I’m hydrophobic, DOWN WITH THE WATER 💀💀💀
“Awful candy” 😭😭😭😭😭
That’s my favorite candy
🗿yeah… some great candy..
🤮🤮🤮
@@StraykidsStan_14312 shiver me timbers 🥶🥶🥶
@@trevinwelsh3074 slay pfp
@@madgicbymaddy6474 wut
Step 1: accidentally inhale spores
Step 2: spores in your lungs
Step 3: emergency room visit
No, you can just breathe underwater now. It's hydrophobic and it coated your lungs
😭😭😭
@@sub-zero_extreme You can already breathe oxygenated liquids.
@@sub-zero_extreme that won’t work and you’d just be coughing up a storm
That's what I was thinking 🤔
okay ima go to physics now
Everybody gangsta until he becomes a fungus alien zombie thing
"Crap, I'm outta condoms. Wait here while I go get my spores."
Its going 2 be pretty dry in there 😂😂
Was thinking the same🤣🤣
LOL I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.
lol that's gross actually
it would likely feel like sand paper lol
Imagine being covered with this stuff and taking a dive in the ocean
" *Metal Mario* "
LOZ steel boots moment
@@reddie1705off to find the water temple
Upside-down jesus
@@gamebitz7397 I hated the water temple
@@gamebitz7397 this is a certified ZORA MASK GANG message 🫡
Couldn’t I had a teacher that did cool shit like this!! So simple but so enjoyable
I saw just the top of the thumbnail on my reccomened and thought it was something VERY different 😂😂😂
“I’m thirsty”
“Would you like some water?”
*“Nah, I’m hydrophobic”*
Edit: guys it’s just a joke 😅
Try with a cell phone to see that
That's a real thing though, there are mentally ill people who are extremely hydrophobic and would stay as far away from watar as they can
@@khata1169it's a symptom of rabies
they can't drink even if they chugged it cuz their body will reject it no matter how thirsty they are
+ when the disease reaches this level, it's probably way to late to save the patient, no matter how alert and well he looks...
Isufudu
@d bots already?
Step 1 go to a lake
Step 2 cover my shoes in club moss
Step 3 jesus
Nah you'd still sink, you will just remain dry
No you will drown with really dry feet
@@DblTap317 Someone didn’t get the Memo/Joke
@dudeman1925 umm you apparently
@jamesb6396
How would you drown
Like sure you wouldn't be Jesus but its a lake not the ocean at high tide
How to fly:
Step1: check through ur house that if it is raining or not
Step2: cover urself in club moss
Step3: fly and enjoy 👍
If you're wondering why the water need some time to explode its because the developer didnt have enough budget
I love that every chem teacher ever has the exact same model kit for their molecules. And they all have a water molecule so they can make the “oh I spilt water on this paper” joke.
if you’re wondering, they’re called molymods
E verdade
Try these :
1. Cotton
2. Paper
I ain't touching NO damn cotton 💀
@@K3NB0Tdo you also check the materials of every single piece of clothing you want to wear
@@silvia-narity Depends on the piece of clothing and day tbh..
@@K3NB0T do you decide not to wear a piece of clothing if the tag says "cotton"
@@silvia-narity I was going to go and play along longer for trolling sake but I do sincerely hope you're done killing the joke now.
They just unlocked a weird fear in me 💀💀
Truly astonishing my good man!
"They never get wet" that hit me
Hope you’re okay from getting hit
I can help you with that
damn…
me rn
@@chickenabuser5474Dew It 😎
I NEED WETSUIT OF THIS AND CLOTHING STAT PLEASE
yess
It would be a dry suit.
exactly what I was thinking but if you catch on fire how do you put it out?
@@apriljk6557 well rip ig
@@apriljk6557 Jumping in a room full of nitrogen gas would probably work.
You look so much like my old science teacher that I had to pause for a second 😆
This is the worst nightmare of waterbenders
“Dang, I got some of the powder on my hands. I’ll wash it off……….. *Wait a minute* “
LOL
😮
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 instructions unclear
Lol
Alcohol or oil should remove it
"How cool is that!"
"Alright... now... how do I clean my hands..."
"Gosh this is gonna take a while to brush off...."
"Oh god damn it!"
What is it????
I mean, he DID say it was highly flammable…
@@cloaker7237 omg well that's one way 💀
I mean ya just got to be smart maybe try a towel
He just has to clap. After all, it is just dust.
I wish I had someone with your attitude as a chemistry teacher...
Who allowed him to leave black mesa earlier
Im gonna inhale those spores and if ya'll don't see me afterward, I'm probably living in Atlantis, breathing water and taming sharks
Or you'll start the outbreak from the Last of Us
Or you're probably dead as our bodies are made up of 73% water 👀
LMAO LOLLL
This checks out scientifically
Or you’ll be dead
As a society we need to put an end to hydrophobia.
fr its such a terrible issue
Oooh
Rabies, right?
We should cancel this channel for promoting hydrophobia
Nah embrace it
I wish this dude was my science teacher
Im so happy i found your video, feel the same way😭😭
spores: _coats sinuses_
mucus: "Adios"
I was thinking that too! When's he pouring it into the container all I could think was he had to be inhaling some of that
Y’all hear me out:
Step 1- put on your makeup
Step 2- find club moss
Step 3- use it as a setting powder and that will never come off with sweat nor rain.
😳woah🤔
then, a few days later, become the eternal green person
This is the Best so far
OMG I'M DOING THS
*deviously smiling in the background with a lighter *
I want to use this powder when taking cold morning showers 😂😂😂
Ngl when you dipped your hand and brought it out i thought that the dust went into my mouth
Step 1: Find the Pacific Ocean
Step 2: Everyone in the world puts hydrophobic club moss into the Pacific Ocean
Step 3: Land
@@maniswolftoman We get it off, if it breaks it, then we do it again with the same material.
@@maniswolftoman hunting
अंदर डूब जायेगा भाई 😂😂
New Land appears
WW3 starts
Hydrophobic and famable is a scary combo
help i burnt the water
💀💀💀@@fishgmae
MMH
-wear socks
-walk on club moss
-you think you are Jesus. but u aren't
-jesus loves you
That's awesome! This is what I wanted to learn in Science class.
As the Hydration Man I can confirm this is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen in my life.
dude i literally saw you a day ago
mwahahahahahahaaaa
Your arch nemesis
lol
U met ur match
If you are scared of swimming
1. cover your neck in club moss
2. Try to swim
3. Never drown
You will drown. But you just won't get wet
@@CAGETV och it is possible
Thanks for likes
@@TheOneSurvivednp
@@CAGETVcover your lungs in it- actually thats not such a good idea now that its out there
Just looking at this makes me want to sneeze
The person : talking*
Me: write about it on my notebook*🧐✍️🏽
hydrophobic stuff makes me feel like I'm witnessing something paranormal.
The powder is called lycopodium powder for anyone wondering. On top of the cool attributes demonstrated in the video, it is also used for medicinal purposes. Somebody may have already said this, but I didn't see a comment that mentioned the name yet, so sorry if I am repeating information.
I was just about to ask about it
Thanks
helpful
you are not only genius you are indigeneous .
Half your comment is an apology for taking up time on unnecessary information. Lol! I love this! You must be a nightmare to deal with! Ah! I'd kiss your face if you were here! Like Lou Blue Boyle does to Clarence's dad right after he calls him a cantaloupe.
@@sachin----123 lllllplllllllllllllllllllll
The “water lol” actually got me, and I’m kind of ashamed.
step 1: go to the sea
step 2: cover yourself in club moss
step 3: Aqua man
“Ellie put your mask on, there’s spores.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🦿throw back
fun fact, every breath you take has over 8,000 different spore species, spores are everywhere no matter what
@@cyber1ifeconnor it was a reference to the last of us
@@rocket894 I know it is, Ive played The Last Of Us... so good, I was again just giving a fun fact
She doesn’t need a mask
“Awful candy, old penny, water lol”
… I love you.
love candy pumpkins
love candy pumpkins
love candy pumpkins
love candy pumpkins
love candy pumpkins
Bro, it looks like he can say hello, gordon Freeman
In the beginning, it reminded me of setting powder for makeup(I do not know anything about makeup, really. I also don't use it.) But then you said it was flammable.😂
Imagine trying to wash off the dust.
this man has a good point
🤔
Just use soap
@@guesswho6941why does it work?
@@smootyanasmr4394
soap is half hydrophobic, half hydrophilic. Think about it this way (simplified)
Dust exists (hydrophobic) let's name hydrophobia *h* and hydrophilia *H*
Soap is half *h* / *H*
Dust gets in contact with soap
*h* attaches to the *h* of soap and *H* attaches to the water
Washes off
You want to go swimming but you forgot your towel. Cover yourself with club moss
"Patrick, stop! you're scaring him!"
Watching this made me feel like I have sand in my mouth *pharaohs curse vibes*
Water: “everything that enters me will be completely wet!”
Club Moss: 🗿🍷
PAUSEE!
@@kaydenbrehunNo no, let the thought process a bit. ;)
What are you doing water-chan? 🤨
@@user-ei8dh3lq9h no
And he is breathing it when pouring it out !
"What does Hydrophobic mean?"
"It means he's afraid of Fire Hydrants..."
"-No It Doesn't!"
"Blub, Blub, Blub! Hehehe... Blub, Blub, Blub!"
Stop it Patrick, you’re scaring him!
@@NaosHeadspacewait, that’s a SpongeBob reference?
Something in Bikini Bottom was hydrophobic?!?!
…wait, hold on, I have a feeling the reference has been changed in some way, but I’m not sure…
@@MageBurgerwoosh
"It's not working patrick"
@@MageBurger it was originally Claustrophobic, and Spongebob misunderstood it as Squidward being afraid of Santa Claus.
This is my first time watching your videos. I like you
Imagine if your hand somehow catches on fire while you have the spores on your hand and you can’t put it out😭
Achievement unlocked : Dry water
I swear when he dusted the powder off his hands it got in my eye-
Clean ur house😆
And people have the audacity to say science is boring
I can finally explore the ocean without the gears
WE'RE GETTING IN THE OCEAN WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯
It is resistance not flot😂
@@BLXCK737 but you can breathe
@@wanhafidh1217 how bro ?😂
@@BLXCK737 cover yourself with club moss
@@wanhafidh1217 bruh😂
1. Inhale the powder
2. Find deep water
3. Boom, you cannot drown
You'll still drown your lungs will just explode
Troll science
pressure:
@@SevenBitGD just cut some pressure out of you life
Теперь фраза "вышел сухим из воды" приобрела новый смысл
He dipped the water chemical bond H2O in the water and came out completely dry 😂😂😂