@@Idunno716 no hes kind of right i dont see this ever not being a funny video, like if you watch what people considered funny in the 1900s today you would be bored silly and would never understand how someone could find that funny but back then it was a blast
The relatability when he said “I wish I was dead right now”. pooping literally makes me want to die as I’m going through it. Especially when constipated.
@@oropher1234 you’re are hilarious as hell. You got that triggered by my facts just because you’re defending POOPING, a horrible process we have to go through to relieve ourselves of disgusting smelling horrible filth. And now you’re trying to argue about my life and mother? You have issues. First evidence is from defending pooping and saying you enjoy it, second evidence is you crying and raging in my replies about it. Get ment. help. Sick child
@@oropher1234 you have issues. Seek help. Came onto the video just to see your sick self getting angry over pooping 😂 seriously seek help. Also the guy in the video literally also says he dislikes having to do it. Who do you think is on your side about liking doing it? You’re disgusting and need help fr
I like people with long brain. I have long amount of disl*kes btw. Why? Maybe people with short brain disl*ke because jealous of my long amount of subscr*bers. Please have long brain, dear yo
''You know you shouldn't just say those things so casually, considering right now I'm at your place and you aren't reading the Great Gasby.'' ''WHICH BOOK?, I'm taking A SHIT." had me dying
So you've watched the same video as everyone else, applause! Also thanks that you quoted half of the 1 minute video so everyone can read again what they have literally just watched themselves
@@D4RKBRU73they are stating that that part was funny. Are you braindead? Did you even read the whole thing? This is why i hate people like you. You think your so smart
10/10 So much raw emotion delivered in each line. This short film enabled me to have a wife and 3 kids with a Master's degree from College. Absolutely life-changing.
“What a dumb bitch.”
Best line ever
😂 L̤̮o̤̮l̤̮ i̤̮k̤̮r̤̮
Bidt
@@lilmy4329 Wdym?
@@mololongothesequel5991 Bit*h, that’s what they’re trying to say
@@lonecaster666 Ohhh ok
"i wish i was dead right now"
this is where real men cried
I hate it when i wish i was dead taking a shit
Damn I am crying rn.. huhuhu
it’s 1:30am and i almost laughed and woke up my parents when i should be asleep reading this comment 😭😭
He means I wish I done
@The ChadDevil I feel bad for him, people have told me he is still on that toliet
his accent just makes the whole thing 10x funnier 💀
HOLY SHID IKR 💀
@@AmazingRofa fake
I'm guessing their doing 2 different calls and someone put them together ??
Bro he's accent is killing me bro!😭😭😭😭😭⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
thats not accent hes just an indian guy
Her: "Are you with her right now?"
Him: _🦉 🦉 🦉_
Her: *_Have a good life._*
Lmaoooo it made me cackle😂😂
lmaooo
😂😂
xDDDD
Oh god, I am dying.
This was an emotional rollercoaster, for his bowels.
Minute movies
Minute Movies
Minute movies my guy
Hey, it's you. Love your vids
Minute Movies
"I am in the toilet taking a shit"
-sun tzu art of war
ok
@@hi_champion5156 ok
@Johnny Larson nobody cares lol
@@zer0par1dox47 ok
@@tunapostalci3942 ok
“ What a dumb bitch” got me cracking up😂😂😂😂😂😂
"i am taking a shet"
🤯
the "whooo??!!" got me
Why youtube doesn't remove your comment? That's weird
@@infernoo365 🦉🦉🦉
“Yes, I can smell it, I wish I was dead right now”. So real
I love the own smell of my shit
sometimes I am really glad that I live alone...
THIS GOT ME DYING 😂😂😂😂😂
"No I'm taking a shid, it stinks" I felt that.
@Азизбек Акшабаков they felt it *c u m m i n g*
(Thanks 6 Feet Under)
@@professionalidiot2767 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@professionalidiot2767 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
wtf is this comment thread.
Pretty sure we all felt it..
"what a dumb birch"
I laughed like teak kettle
Dude stop writing it .......................
Like ur alone
Edit: I LAUGHED LIKE TEAK KETTLE TOO , gademm
@@dhururuuuuuuvvvvv7966 ?
@@wortelmachine4832 i meant "Lmao same" but in a better way
lol
@@dhururuuuuuuvvvvv7966 how
His fucking accent makes this at least a hundred times funnier.
"WITCH BOOK? I AM TAKING A CHIT"
The "hello?" between the awkward silence was great, what a good actor
Perfectly timed with her as well. Made it so much more believable.
“…Considering you aren’t reading The Great Gatsby”
“V-VICHY BUK???”
Nice profile picture
I'M TAKING A SHYT
@@leopoldstotch7711 WHOOOO????
@@DeathcoreHusky It's PULSE Concert album cover :)
@@DonnSEnder yeah i know :)
girl cries cause husband cheated with her and fell in love with the toilet
Underrated comment
69th like, nice.
💀💀
Can't blame the husband doe 😏
Husband regrets INSTANTLY
"What a dumb bech" and "Im taking a shet. It stinks" killed me dead 💀💀💀
"Rest in p!ss"
"Read Book?! I am taking a shit!"
Had me rolling 😂
“Which book”
That "WHOOO" alone should win 3 Grammy Awards.
ong that sht got me dead 😂😂
😂😂😂
@@DrillGMusic heh
such a lust for revenge
LMAO
"Are you with her right now? "
"I'M TAKING A *S H I T*
he said who
“I’m with a toilet and a piece of shit that’s hanging off my asshole, now fuck off I need to focus”
@@2kmichaeljordan438 wtf
@@2kmichaeljordan438 When your shit loves you so much that it wouldn't let go 😔✊
@@rygrizzy4771 ROFLMAO
Indians are the best comedians. They only have talk and it will sounds more funnier the usual accent
Um, he's Pakistani?
The accent makes this 1000x times better
Most unrealistic part is mexcian food affecting a South Asian man's stomach
Mexican food for breakfast can do that lol
Being a south asian I can say that Mexican food has that potential
@@junu201 Nah you lying, my ex girlfriend told me girls don't poop.
@@stormb3948 that's an old info about us. We have started pooping
@@junu201 😂😂 props for going along with it 👏
Everyone treats this guy so badly.
Stay strong king
who is this guy?
@@imanafdar god
@@imanafdar creator of the universe
@@imanafdar Father of Jesus
@@imanafdar the all father
"Yes, I can smell it. I wish I was dead right now. " -- The all around average #2 experience.
> "Are you with her right now?"
> 🦉
The moment when she finally felt the smell: 0:56
LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"wat a dumb becth"
You can feel smells?
It's at 420, I must not like. Apologies
It's only smellz
His facial expression when he says '' book? no Im taking a Shit'' was everything
Part 2
czcams.com/video/IVOvdRHEc7U/video.html
😂
it stinks
Hi Ahmed, I was just curious since I am from the West. Do Muslim people take shits? Thank you and have a great day.
Maybe he’s reading on the toilet while pooping
"...what a dumb bitc" GOT ME ROLLIN ON THE FLOOR-
“What a dumb bitch”
Had me rolling🤣
"Yeah, I can smell it, I wish I was dead"
"You shouldn't say those things so casually"
*ded*
lmaoooo
Hahaahhaha
czcams.com/video/eOmD6s_I3LA/video.html
"You shouldn't say those things so casually"
Not big suprise
”Are you sure?”
”Yes I can smell it, I wish I was dead right now”
this is oscar worthy
I was dying at that point 😭
Lol
Lol same
Fr
@@finbarndaba5393 same💀🤣
“Yes I can smell it. I wish I was dead right now.”
Lol that line took me out 😂
THE PURE SKILLS OF THIS MAN🤣
I love how this girl is probably trying to make a sad Tik Tok and this man is just being himself
Lmao exactly
Because of him i downloaded tiktok
@@qadir.6437 why
@@xantoxx7007 why
@@killertigergaming6762 hes saying because of him he downloaded tiktok
I AM IN THE TOILET TAKING A SHID
Holy fuck this will never ever get old. 1000 years from now this will still be comedy gold.
Holy shid
I am in da doiled Daking a shid
Didint have to go that far with words bro
@@Idunno716 no hes kind of right i dont see this ever not being a funny video, like if you watch what people considered funny in the 1900s today you would be bored silly and would never understand how someone could find that funny but back then it was a blast
Can't even take a shit in ohio
'What a Dumb bitch' got me dying😂😂😂😂
“What a dumb bitch” 😂😂😂😂 got me cracked open
i love how he seemed genuinely happy talking to his girlfriend until she said "what book are you reading then"
His girlfriend not her
@@gappy8948 yep, you are right.
@@thefalcon534 he is a boy
Like the book offended him or something lol
Part 2
czcams.com/video/0sM2XfNeEsw/video.html
I've watched this a dozen times in the last few days and I still can't escape tearing from laughter. I wish I was dead right now is pure comedy gold.
T
each time it only gets better
You know you shouldn't... say those things so casually
czcams.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/video.html
@@yourcrush4889 PFfffftT AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAA
"Whad a dum bitc" 💀💀💀💀💀
“i am in the toilet taking a shet.” genuinely got me in the stratosphere 😭
Don't come back stay in stratosphere
This video is amazing I love it
Nice seeing you here
I keep coming back to it to laugh
???
It's pretty good
Why not just watch the creator
The calmness, honesty and subsequent confusion of the man just trying to take a shid is what makes this hilarious.
Part 2
czcams.com/video/gQiSw6XsY9M/video.html
@@AmazingRofa you aint getting me with that one i'm not fucking stupid
Whoo
I'm guessing their doing 2 different calls and someone put them together ??
@@AmazingRofadie
Mad respect for him for taking two shits at a time
"I can smell it, i wish i was dead rn"
Bro i was wheezing 🤣
czcams.com/video/yPYZpwSpKmA/video.html not a rick roll
@@Cu_Ri jokes on you i got an ad
@@frostlite5992 lol
Dziewczyna po prostu nie wie jak to w toalecie 😔
@@jvv-r ponieważ kobiety nie mają takiego samego doświadczenia jak mężczyźni w toalecie
No cap, this has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
His accent makes it funnier ngl
@@1Rucky1 ikr
same lol
real
That's kinda sad
this is fire man lmao “what a dumb b”
Sid be looking different 💀
"Are you with her right now?"
"WHO? WHO?"
"Goodbye Sam.. have a good life"
"WHO?! WHO!?! What a dumb birch."
Made me fall off my chair lmao
Can't you see the subtitles icon? We totally don't need you to tell us the subtitles.
Thanks for the caption you did for blind peeps!
@@jacobwalrath did I stutter?
who D:
@@dienstaghd5815 did i s-s-s-s-stutter?*
"Her"? I guess his poop has a gender now. xD
czcams.com/video/yPYZpwSpKmA/video.html not a rick roll
@@Cu_Ri nice video
It's 2021 so I'd believe it
i cant believe she assumed the poops gender
I am subscribing and unsubscribing u
Girl looks like Sid from Ice Age 💀
2 years ago this was created
It is still known as a masterpiece.
The fact that he is wearing earphones and talking through normal phone makes it even funnier 😂
We can’t understand his ways for we are just mere mortals
He is following the footsteps of the great Gakuto.
he's wearing it to sync with her questions._.
Part 2
czcams.com/video/0sM2XfNeEsw/video.html
Sometimes people on the other side of the phone receive voice clearer if we use the phone directly than using earphones
This man must be protected at all costs.
He's too powerful
He's saving humanity
Save asia
@@ravysaini127 Save Pakistan
@@CanonGames To destroy other nations bye their terrorists?
“What a bi*ch” got me 😂
_"Guys i didn't say none of this, stop quoting me!"_
_-Sun Tzu, Art of War._
The relatability when he said “I wish I was dead right now”. pooping literally makes me want to die as I’m going through it. Especially when constipated.
@@oropher1234 that’s disgusting… why would anyone like the fact we have to expel that from our bodies? and feel it come out and then be dirty there?
@@oropher1234 you’re are hilarious as hell. You got that triggered by my facts just because you’re defending POOPING, a horrible process we have to go through to relieve ourselves of disgusting smelling horrible filth. And now you’re trying to argue about my life and mother? You have issues. First evidence is from defending pooping and saying you enjoy it, second evidence is you crying and raging in my replies about it. Get ment. help. Sick child
@@oropher1234 you have issues. Seek help. Came onto the video just to see your sick self getting angry over pooping 😂 seriously seek help. Also the guy in the video literally also says he dislikes having to do it. Who do you think is on your side about liking doing it? You’re disgusting and need help fr
@@oropher1234 seek help asap
@@oropher1234 take your feces fetish elsewhere…
"What book are you reading then?"
*"The book of me teking a sheet"*
I like people with long brain. I have long amount of disl*kes btw. Why? Maybe people with short brain disl*ke because jealous of my long amount of subscr*bers. Please have long brain, dear yo
@@AxxLAfriku ?
@@AxxLAfriku
What ? You good bruh ?
@@AxxLAfriku 🤡
a book made of toilet papaer
That *Who!?* made me laugh.😂💀
mexican food for breakfast? livin on the edge my man
My man's got the timing, the delivery, and the absolute RAW POWER it took not to laugh while making this
Ok
Fr
He's not Sam he's a boy.
he’s a MAN
He’s not a boy, he’s taking a shit.
"NUUUUU I'M A BOY!1!1!"
Man just summarized transformers 1 and 2.
@@muybuenodumdum9122 😂😂😂😂
"what a dumb bitch"
got me laughin like hell bro
The Indian accent never gets old
Ikr 😂
"This, my dear friendians, is comedy gold."
-Michael Scott, not me.
Nice
''You know you shouldn't just say those things so casually, considering right now I'm at your place and you aren't reading the Great Gasby.'' ''WHICH BOOK?, I'm taking A SHIT." had me dying
“VI-VICH BOOK I’M TAKING A SHID”
So you've watched the same video as everyone else, applause!
Also thanks that you quoted half of the 1 minute video so everyone can read again what they have literally just watched themselves
@@D4RKBRU73they are stating that that part was funny. Are you braindead? Did you even read the whole thing? This is why i hate people like you. You think your so smart
@@D4RKBRU73it’s secondary subtitles my brotha
Just in case the actual ones aren’t enough
@@violetpuddins lol 🤣
"waT a dUm BiCh" 🗿🗿
"Who?! Who?!!,wut a dum bitch"
Dat shit got me laughing my lungs out💀
what are you doing?
"teking a sheet"
and what is that book called?
" *im taking a sheet* "
Ah yes taking a 💩 the best book ✨😩👌✨
@@viswanesigaa5250 nothing better than a book teaching you how to take a shet 😩👌
@@djcarkey4016 I just love the 69th chapter of it
@@galaxochan5220 the part 2 book was really sad :( he sadly didnt take a shet in the morning
@@galaxochan5220 some people say the 420 pages are too long but i think not
its been a year and this shit still makes me wheeze 😂😂😂
His shit? Because it stinks so bad?
Fr
Weezer
Fr
it stinks!
I love when he glances at his phone the first time, trying to come up with some explanation for the conversation.
“ it was that one Mexican place “ 😂 “ I can smell it “ TMI BROOO😅
Truly an Oscar-Winning performance. The heart pain, the tears, the beauty of this moment. This one brought me to tears❤
the girl was ok too
200th like
you are forgetting the stink :D
Dude he was just in the toilet taking a sh!t
If this was the only proof that humans existed, I wouldn't mind AT ALL😂
“ what a dumb bi-“Gets me every time
"What book are you reading then?"
"No im talking a shit and it stinks"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes i can smell it i wish i was dead"
czcams.com/video/yPYZpwSpKmA/video.html not a rick roll
@@Cu_Ri
Well is not a rick roll i grant you
@@Joe14876 I'm actually kinda afraid to click it 😅
Can you tell me what is the video ?
@@AhmedDaCZcamsr
Togheter forever rick astley
Yes. We saw the video.
The simple joys of life is watching videos like these.
And reading The Great Gatsby.
@@bloatedsodium7301 VICH BUK?????
UvU
Oh really? Nobody would've known until you pointed it out! You did such a wonderful job :)
@@1z487 HOO?!??
Bro used the most underrated rizz technique and it backfired on him
10/10
So much raw emotion delivered in each line. This short film enabled me to have a wife and 3 kids with a Master's degree from College. Absolutely life-changing.
What is raw emotion..??
@@idkwhy77 real kind, like "not fake" emotions or soemthing,
This guy is all over youtube and he is a fricking legend.
Who is he tho
@@mrmirchi3647
QUANDALE DINGLE
@@CarbonFiberToiletPaper I had a shit on my goofy ahh uncle and he ate it *screams of the Hiroshima incident victims*
I love how he looks at the phone when she doesnt answer the first "who"
"wad a dumb beach" 💀
0:34 The way he says “Hello?”because of the long pause and then she stops for a second before continuing just makes this feel so real ❤
"What a dumb bitch" GOT ME HISTERICALLY LAUGHING
"what a dumb b***"😂😂😂
idk why, but this is way funnier than it should be 🤣
Ive not laughed this hard in a while.
That ending is top tier
Bro this guy can turn something so deep into like the vine of the year
deep?!
@@mikkek7555 like the duet was supposed to be sad but… he’s taking a shit and he didn’t read great gatsby
@@striker774 I get your point tho I don't see anything deep really
@@mikkek7555 ight bet so I made a poor choice of words
whats this guys name
his indian accent makes this better
"im in da toilet taking a shid" respect brother.
His accent makes it more funnier in a good way
The way he says "shit" is so soft and gentle
Its almost sensual, but only almost... thankfully
“Which book!? I’m taking a 💩” LOL
"What a dumb b#tch" got me DYING 💀
*I couldn’t stop laughing for a good 3 mins*
@@cz_08 believe it
Me too I can't stop laughing
And others solid 10 min reading the comments 🤣
same here
I love how he sings "IM TAKING A SHIT"
Never gets old 😂
The music makes this 10000x better lolol
"WhAt A DuMb BeTcH😒" got me roll in🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Academy has been really quiet since this dropped out!
khan academy?
@@Homophonic lol...Academy Awards (Oscars)
@@AdityaX2703 LMAOOOOOOO
He might have killed the Academy with the smell
the "whad a dumb bitc* got me dying