drink is one of the few things where more expensive really does equal more better quite a way up, and they didn't even splash on that. such a scam lol, but rich people are fucking idiots so I'm sure enough fall for it
"That pool table is not like any you've played on before" -Pool table felt: 10-40$ on amazon -Various paints: probably around your house That's not a flex. That's a one day diy project lmfao
@卐-LAKEHUNTIST-卐 [Z] 🇷🇺 You're going to die slipping on a ping pong ball one day. It's not going to be quick, mind you. You're going to slip on a ping pong ball and hit the edge of your table so hard in just the right space that you end up paralyzed from the neck down the second you hit the floor. You'll be able to scream, but nobody's going to hear it. You can beg, but absolutely no miracles happen. Nobody stops by your home and finds out what happened to you until dehydration's finally gotten to you and you're nothing but a lifeless corpse.
My family went to a really nice hotel once while my dad was on a business trip. We even got access to the VIP room. It might have been a thousand or more a night and it felt like a complete waste of money, even though we weren't paying for the room. It was just a hotel room, we used the lounge thing once for a slightly better breakfast but besides that its just a bit nicer. Rich people are weird.
@@r3dr4te963 It's crazy, because they can literally dictate what they want or don't. It's like they just hear something is expensive and flock to it. Very weird. If I was rich I'd rather pay people to build my own hotel rather than stay in that creepy ass butterfly and polka dot hotel.
as someone who lives in Vegas, let it be known that we also find this hotel room stupid asf and that as long as you’re outside the strip, everything is actually cheap and decently priced lol; the only thing I can see this “hotel room” being used for is to hold big company events that would waste $200k a night on it
As a Pyro AND Charlie (penguinz0) fan, I love to see Pyro slowly resembling him and keeping us updated with things going on in real life and outside of gaming.
Sounds good on paper, but being a copy of someone sounds boring and just bland in my opinion. I am a fan on pyrocynical slowly evolving his content more and more, but just sticking with one this will not work in the long run. just look at kwebblekops content for example
@@Mandate_of_Heaven yup. I think if he wants to get back for solid into commentary he should do tubes again or stuff like jaystation videos, those were much more distinct. But hey it is his creative direction, if he ever feels comfortable with this direction, then he should go back.
I studied Damien Hurst when I was in Art College and I questioned my art tutor about him and got VERRRRY defensive when I said “how is a shark in suspended animation” art
The fact that this whole hotel is made with a medical theme is confusing. I do not want to think about dirty medical supplies and pharmacies while hanging with the boys in my already embarrassingly priced room. Damien my man really saw this opportunity to make this room as repulsive as possible with his fixtures to make people really regret their decisions.
That hotel room looks like what I'd build in the Sims with the infinite money cheat when I was a child, just putting the most expensive crap without a second though if it clashed or not
Really? The giant 100 metre square foot 200k hotel room is not for one person? Anyway I can't fathom any rich family buying this except for two scenarios A: its the rich sons birthday and they pranked him by giving him this B: its an april fools joke
this literally looks like something id make in the sims when i was 3 by just picking the most expensive items with 0 regard for the aesthetics or function of the room
As someone who works in healthcare and was infuriated by the very low amount of PPE and the great struggle to get it, that bar top makes me so mad. What a waste!! The PPE in that bar top would've been enough for almost a week's supply in my workplace, which isn't a bit place, but, still. This hotel suite is definitely hurtful to my senses. It's just horrid and there's way too much going on. I certainly wouldn't pay all that money for it.
…are they suggesting that we pay a 2/10th of a million dollars just to get a hotel room where we eat or drink stuff ontop of discarded medical supplies?
Well, at least with all the wealth inequality around the world getting worse, you can always count on being able to make a living by running a business and having some gimmick of tricking a rich person (or just dumb people with too much money) into thinking something is expensive or a special luxury. Such as the gold leaf coated steaks at restaurants
As a Vegas local...I know hotel rooms that are $200 n such are for business people, and usually the companies pay for the rooms. You Can literally find Casino hotels in Vegas that's like $20 a night. But I can confirm 100k+ a night at a hotel is psychotic, even for Vegas standards. Also I agree Vegas looks like ass during the day, but there's a reason why it's better during the night.
The cheapest rooms you can get for like $400 in Vegas are still massive depending on where you stay, don’t see a point of spending more than that unless you’re going with a bunch of people
I've already seen this reviewed by 2 other CZcamsrs & I'll say it for the 3rd time: This is by far one of the ugliest hotels I've ever seen. I've been to a hostel in Berlin that was like € 70/night & shared a room with 5 other classmates that had no private bathroom or toilet for that matter where we had to lock the door with an old key cuz it's the unspoken rule of budget hostels to do. If I where to go to Berlin again with the budget 17 yo me had, I might've considered staying there again (I won't as my budget's better than that). In a heatwave turned rainshower on a festival in my country in 2019 I slept in a no longer-waterproof tent & fuck it I'll even do that again before even entertaining to go to this hotel
The view from that window looks like the average British industrial site. I get that kind of view for free going down the motorway, dunno why someone would pay $200k for it
As a note, desert cities like Vegas don't have much vegetation because it uses too much water, and for an area perpetually in a drought that's a big thing. There ain't much to do to make a parking lot look like it's in the midwest, and it just becomes a massive waste. Kina like this hotel room.
Pyro : "Damien hirst would just get a pharmacy and calls it art. So can I build a dirt house in Minecraft and call it art ?" [5:28] Pyro, if a man can walk into an Art Gallery and tape a fucking BANANA onto a blank wall and convince guests and CRITICS that it is indeed an art piece. Then pretty much EVERYTHING and ANYTHING can be "Art"
Pyrocynical acknowledging Doug's existence is the best thing to happen
based Doug
Collab plz
Cope
Did you not see Jschlatt impersonating him?
@@Sparkle0501 shut up morbius
I love British hotels where they give you fancy cuisine like beans on toast
eggs on toast
Ale
Toad in the hole
Aka shit on cooked bread
I could easily see pyro living life as a gta character if he releases petscop 2, just imagine the revenue that's waiting for him.
a life of luxury and depression, seems accurate for a gta character tbf
Ok
trevor
I feel like maid dress stream will do the trick
+$3
I never thought in a million years Pyrocynical and Doug DeMuro would ever cross paths 💀💀💀
Lmfao yeah I'm scrolling through my notifications and I see dougs face on pyrocynicals video and I think my brain reversed time for a second.
Same 💀💀💀
I’m so fucking high right now, it scared the hell out of me when I saw the thumbnail xd
Same
fr fr
I always knew pyro was a dementia patient
💀
nah bro dude has Alzheimer’s
Because he forgot he already watched this video?
@@Thomas_Angelo It was all in le head.
@@Thomas_Angelo because you can see the nostalgia in his eyes
I like that in the 100K/night room the bar has bottles like the Bombay Sapphire Gin, which costs around 14€. What a joke
Nobody pays 100k a night, that's just what they print to get the paid influencers to cream themselves because "they have made it".
And some of the drinks in that menu were on the $50-$200 range lmao
100k a night for the wetherspoons drinks menu
drink is one of the few things where more expensive really does equal more better quite a way up, and they didn't even splash on that. such a scam lol, but rich people are fucking idiots so I'm sure enough fall for it
That's like. A lot of ounces
I’ve been watching Doug for a while, he loves weird quirky things but you can always tell when he doesn’t like something, this is one of those videos.
thank you for your anecdote
i love how pyro always has these edgy introductions
"At the dawn of creation itself, mankinds first and greatest achievement were hotels"
speaking of edgy
Lmao real life npc commenting on this comment hoping for internet likes to fill the void
Actual tumor
@@Mandate_of_Heaven love how the bot uses a Russian flag lol. Like he knows he’s gonna get some white 14 year olds see that and think “russia bad?!”
@@Mandate_of_Heaven 💀💀
"That pool table is not like any you've played on before"
-Pool table felt: 10-40$ on amazon
-Various paints: probably around your house
That's not a flex. That's a one day diy project lmfao
The paintjob also looks garbage because it goes over the rim. Like it would look so much less cheap if it was just the bottom
Doug (the guy in the video) makes great automotive content btw. Been a fan for years.
THIS
@@tykedopwnz I LOVE when he does that in his intros! 🤣
the kutztown dragon...
@@tykedopwnz today I'll be going over its quirks and features! And then I'll give it a Doug score
Sadly pyro isnt a car guy so i dont think we gon get car content🥲
As a pyro fan and a Doug fan, this is absolutely fantastic to see
Holy W
@卐-LAKEHUNTIST-卐 [Z] 🇷🇺 You're going to die slipping on a ping pong ball one day.
It's not going to be quick, mind you. You're going to slip on a ping pong ball and hit the edge of your table so hard in just the right space that you end up paralyzed from the neck down the second you hit the floor. You'll be able to scream, but nobody's going to hear it. You can beg, but absolutely no miracles happen. Nobody stops by your home and finds out what happened to you until dehydration's finally gotten to you and you're nothing but a lifeless corpse.
I would love to see Pyro try and review some expensive car like a McLaren F1 with zero prior knowledge to what it is
Same bro
@卐-LAKEHUNTIST-卐 [Z] 🇷🇺 Man, Russian supporters are just not afraid to admit they are neo Nazi's.
Those pillars deadass look like those candy dots you’d get as a kid at a candy store lmao
My family went to a really nice hotel once while my dad was on a business trip. We even got access to the VIP room. It might have been a thousand or more a night and it felt like a complete waste of money, even though we weren't paying for the room. It was just a hotel room, we used the lounge thing once for a slightly better breakfast but besides that its just a bit nicer. Rich people are weird.
Rich people have too much money, they sometimes confused how to spend it.
Real rich people btw
Ah yes, shuba duck
@@r3dr4te963 It's crazy, because they can literally dictate what they want or don't. It's like they just hear something is expensive and flock to it. Very weird. If I was rich I'd rather pay people to build my own hotel rather than stay in that creepy ass butterfly and polka dot hotel.
They should give me their money. I’d make better use of it.
The oldest hotels aren't that young Pyro, you mistook the "oldest STILL OPERATING hotel" for "oldest hotel"
as someone who lives in Vegas, let it be known that we also find this hotel room stupid asf and that as long as you’re outside the strip, everything is actually cheap and decently priced lol; the only thing I can see this “hotel room” being used for is to hold big company events that would waste $200k a night on it
As a Pyro AND Charlie (penguinz0) fan, I love to see Pyro slowly resembling him and keeping us updated with things going on in real life and outside of gaming.
M O I S T F U R R Y
Sounds good on paper, but being a copy of someone sounds boring and just bland in my opinion. I am a fan on pyrocynical slowly evolving his content more and more, but just sticking with one this will not work in the long run. just look at kwebblekops content for example
Kinda questionable to attribute that to Moist though, other creators have been making similar content for longer
@@whenindoubtbecomefloppa159 don’t. Don’t put it like that.
@@Mandate_of_Heaven yup. I think if he wants to get back for solid into commentary he should do tubes again or stuff like jaystation videos, those were much more distinct. But hey it is his creative direction, if he ever feels comfortable with this direction, then he should go back.
ah yes, what a great view of parking lots and traffic
I was only half convinced that the place was "child hospital" themed, and then I saw the three medication-themed set pieces and lost all hope.
"looks like a children's hospital" damn he was spot on at a glance
7:36 Homie said "New Vegas" again 💀
watching this gave me flashbacks of the time I had chronic pneumonia and had to stay in a childrens hospital for 4 days
"Where's the part where it's worth the money?" that killed me.
Buying a mansion is way cheaper then being in this.... thing for 2 days
Hey don't insult things, remember there are nice looking things, and that one is missing a mark
200k for a mansion, oh brother idk where you live but in this dumpster fire I call home, LA that's about a months rent
@@komodoah
LA is just a shithole
the mansion youre gonna get for 200k is probably a one-room apartment
@@ABIGD0G honestly, it would still look better than the hotel room
I like how pyro complains that there's no grass in the middle of a desert.
We have the technology to change that.
I love that pyro had to ignore chat because they were spamming “pyro what’s your fursona” for half the vid.
they can spend so much on making the room yet can’t afford a decent designer
For the viewers at home Pyro exploded a hotel and then entered a portal into minecraft.
I never thought in a million years that I'd see Pyro and Daddy Doug in the same video
I never in my entire life thought I’d see Pyro talk about Daddy Doug Demuro!
I studied Damien Hurst when I was in Art College and I questioned my art tutor about him and got VERRRRY defensive when I said “how is a shark in suspended animation” art
The "Pill" theme is because you really need to be on very strong or on so many pills to rent this apartment
i think the real expensive hotel rooms were the friends we made along the way
Knowing that Pyro is aware of Doug DeMuro absolutely made my night
10:44 Pyro having a British moment. Does he realize Nevada is pretty much entirely desert and mountains?
Pyro over here expecting huge fields of grass and big trees in the middle of the Mojave desert XDD
@@lechocolat3783 fake grass does exist lol. But holy hell, I'd prefer dirt/sand over a concrete wasteland.
@Cryinglaughing eventually everything will be a concrete wasteland, enjoy the sand while it lasts.
This is like every city in america though, soulless, basically no grass, concrete stroads with terrible accessibility for cyclists or pedestrians.
Pyro's entire life is a British moment
Honestly underrated, I’ve probably learned more from these clips than I have from any “big” eft CZcamsr
I cried when Pyro said the best line its Pyrobin time and pyrobed Morgz truly one of the lines ever told
😮WOW
This is so sad guys! Please give this man a hug, he is clearly in distress.
I'm not surprised it's 100k after seeing that pills wall that's probably just how much it cost to afford that many medicines in America
Unironically though some of his subs might possibly be able to afford it considering some of the cars they have.
seeing doug say "This is a-" not in front of a car is truly terrifying
The butterflies were literally just Walmart stickers
The fact that this whole hotel is made with a medical theme is confusing. I do not want to think about dirty medical supplies and pharmacies while hanging with the boys in my already embarrassingly priced room. Damien my man really saw this opportunity to make this room as repulsive as possible with his fixtures to make people really regret their decisions.
For the record, the guy who designed this hotel room (Damien Hirst) was the same guy who designed the album cover for Drake's ''Certified Boy Lover''
Certified Boy Lover?
@@alexanderblazina558 Certified Minor Lover?
@@alexanderblazina558 ur so right I mixed it up
The last thing I want to be reminded of on my cozy vacation away from home is a place where sick and dying people stay
But butterflies
As a pyro and Doug fan I see this as an absolute win
That hotel room looks like what I'd build in the Sims with the infinite money cheat when I was a child, just putting the most expensive crap without a second though if it clashed or not
Doug and pyro in the same video??? BASED
This is genius, it's a billionaire bait hotel room
Really loving this kind of content
8:10 ah yes, the ‘liviing room’
3:48 i love how whoever paid for this 200k hotel gets an amazing view of a cheaper, better hotel. Truly worth every penny
it looks depressing as hell
actual daylight robbery
Pyro and Doug is the best crossover episode all year
I guess the 200K charge is meant to be split between multiple people. The room is too large for just one person/family.
Really? The giant 100 metre square foot 200k hotel room is not for one person? Anyway I can't fathom any rich family buying this except for two scenarios
A: its the rich sons birthday and they pranked him by giving him this
B: its an april fools joke
Yeah what I want to be reminded of during my 200k hotel stay is all my medical issues thanks
The average hospital bill in America /s
man it has everythin we have at a dementia ward, nice colorful stuff, pills, medical suplies. and enough room for at least 20 patients.
Doug Demuro and Pyrocynical. Didn't expect this duo. And this guy is actually a great car reviewer so it is more intresting.
The separate climate zones are kind of interesting.
You can mess with people and make the living room unusualy hot.
This looks like the hotel they'd give to the make- A - Wish kid that wanted to visit Vegas
this literally looks like something id make in the sims when i was 3 by just picking the most expensive items with 0 regard for the aesthetics or function of the room
"Only in vegas will they have a dementia ward as a hotel for 100k a night" Takes a new meaning to 'So good you forget how much you paid'
pyro slowly turning into charlie
M O I S T F U R R Y
who?
@@razumikhim jesus. That Christian guy
PenguinZ0 look him up on CZcams.
@@whenindoubtbecomefloppa159 who the fuck are you talking about
Never thought I'd see the day when Pyrocynical watches a hotel review by funny car man
“You know grass is a thing right?”
He says looking at a desert
“You guys know that like, grass is a thing right?”
Pyro you’re talking about Vegas. I’m pretty sure there’s more grass in New Vegas than real Vegas.
As someone who works in healthcare and was infuriated by the very low amount of PPE and the great struggle to get it, that bar top makes me so mad. What a waste!! The PPE in that bar top would've been enough for almost a week's supply in my workplace, which isn't a bit place, but, still.
This hotel suite is definitely hurtful to my senses. It's just horrid and there's way too much going on. I certainly wouldn't pay all that money for it.
The "art" is probably the only reason why this hotel room is so pricey.
2 nice things. 1: the guy in the video is 6’7”. 2: Damien hurst made drakes certified boy lover album cover
…are they suggesting that we pay a 2/10th of a million dollars just to get a hotel room where we eat or drink stuff ontop of discarded medical supplies?
I better not see any type of Doug slander in the comments
4:52 Pyro says it while the PS5 shirt is in his wardrobe.
This gave me a Ptsd flash back of my childhood in the hospital
That room literally looks like my old ward at Birmingham children's hospital
Well, at least with all the wealth inequality around the world getting worse, you can always count on being able to make a living by running a business and having some gimmick of tricking a rich person (or just dumb people with too much money) into thinking something is expensive or a special luxury. Such as the gold leaf coated steaks at restaurants
As a Vegas local...I know hotel rooms that are $200 n such are for business people, and usually the companies pay for the rooms.
You Can literally find Casino hotels in Vegas that's like $20 a night.
But I can confirm 100k+ a night at a hotel is psychotic, even for Vegas standards.
Also I agree Vegas looks like ass during the day, but there's a reason why it's better during the night.
I’m from Pahrump (30) minute drive away. And yes. Vegas during the day looks ass. But it’s really lively at night. I really miss it tbh
1:31 that looks like one of the pictures you'd see in a "Places you've seen in your dreams" video
That's the Room the hospital gives Terminal Children for a night after finding out the surgery was unsuccessful and the cancer had spread.
The hotel room with spots on it looks like something that mr tumble would own from something special
Oh my god you’re right
I love how the aesthetic is literally prescription drug addict
As a las vegas resident. I would like to clarify that at 3:41. The pyrimid shaped hotel is the luxor casino and the other is the mandaly Bay casino.
"I don't understand how people can make so much money and waste it on stuff."
Same guy who bought a extremely expensive PS5 shirt
Pyro's shelf has more colors than youtube kids thumbnails
pyro turning into a reaction youtuber 💀💀
you must have not been here in 2016
@@scavthenee leafy clone era
More like Pyro becoming Critikal
always has been
Pyro the grifter
The more I see modern 'art', the more I feel like real life is parodying Cyberpunk and not the other way around
I watch this guy review cars all the time this feels like a fever dream
the deep is calling
Mr breast stayed in this hotel in his new video
“you guys do know that grass is a thing, right?” *currently viewing a picture taken in a state with literally no natural grass*
pyro and doug, my life is complete.
The deep is calling
watch yo tone
I love how Pyro's mind is so mush he can't help himself from saying New Vegas instead of Las Vegas.
What’s Las Vegas?
@@pierce9104 I thought so!
is the reason its so expensive just so it is named “the most expensive hotel”, not because its actually a serious business
The cheapest rooms you can get for like $400 in Vegas are still massive depending on where you stay, don’t see a point of spending more than that unless you’re going with a bunch of people
Cheapest rent in London
I've already seen this reviewed by 2 other CZcamsrs & I'll say it for the 3rd time:
This is by far one of the ugliest hotels I've ever seen.
I've been to a hostel in Berlin that was like € 70/night & shared a room with 5 other classmates that had no private bathroom or toilet for that matter where we had to lock the door with an old key cuz it's the unspoken rule of budget hostels to do. If I where to go to Berlin again with the budget 17 yo me had, I might've considered staying there again (I won't as my budget's better than that).
In a heatwave turned rainshower on a festival in my country in 2019 I slept in a no longer-waterproof tent & fuck it I'll even do that again before even entertaining to go to this hotel
Fixes:
- Make the room service completely free
- Banish Damien Hirst to the shadow realm
- Increase the bathtub size
- Make the room price per hour
The view from that window looks like the average British industrial site. I get that kind of view for free going down the motorway, dunno why someone would pay $200k for it
The hospital theme is a wonderful fit though, you definitely need to be in a hospital if you spent the money staying in there.
Didn't MoistCritikal already react to this?
As a note, desert cities like Vegas don't have much vegetation because it uses too much water, and for an area perpetually in a drought that's a big thing. There ain't much to do to make a parking lot look like it's in the midwest, and it just becomes a massive waste. Kina like this hotel room.
Pyro : "Damien hirst would just get a pharmacy and calls it art. So can I build a dirt house in Minecraft and call it art ?" [5:28]
Pyro, if a man can walk into an Art Gallery and tape a fucking BANANA onto a blank wall and convince guests and CRITICS that it is indeed an art piece. Then pretty much EVERYTHING and ANYTHING can be "Art"