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Baizhu catches you stealing his herbs, and punishes you to CARRY HIS CHILDREN?! [Baizhu ASMR]

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  • čas pƙidĂĄn 29. 04. 2023
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Komentáƙe • 205

  • @hyacinthvocals
    @hyacinthvocals  Pƙed rokem +120

    Full version on hyacinthvocals.carrd.co
    An important statement from me. This is a work of fiction. I am not the first to make fiction of this sort and nor will I be the last. By your facile logic, fictional content about yandere/ psychos/ m*rder should not be allowed to exist and should not be allowed to be enjoyed. Ironic and hypocritical.
    I don’t know if people are just stupid or what, but I obviously do not condone crime in real life. Many people find comfort in fictional scenarios like this to deal with trauma. I’m sorry that your entitled a@@ thinks you can police fictional content.

    • @spearuneko
      @spearuneko Pƙed rokem

      I know right

    • @spearuneko
      @spearuneko Pƙed rokem

      Do I find it on your Patreon?

    • @madisonowlgirl2002
      @madisonowlgirl2002 Pƙed rokem

      I'm one of the people, so thanks for making this

    • @rose16__
      @rose16__ Pƙed rokem +3

      WHO FINDS COMFORT FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER GRAPING YOU AND PUTTING EGGS IN YOU😭😭

    • @chihir0337
      @chihir0337 Pƙed rokem

      @@rose16__ People who are into weird things of course! And that’s not me!

  • @user-qg7ed7dw8h
    @user-qg7ed7dw8h Pƙed rokem +699

    Baizhu said:you take my herbs i take your v card

  • @soloarcooper7729
    @soloarcooper7729 Pƙed rokem +199

    Listener: *hippity hoppity these herbs are now my property*

  • @AreebaAanbar
    @AreebaAanbar Pƙed rokem +77

    As long as he pays the child support for all of them💀

  • @VerosikaMayday319
    @VerosikaMayday319 Pƙed rokem +197

    i was like "wait what-!" when i saw the thumbnail

    • @voxsdog6740
      @voxsdog6740 Pƙed rokem +13

      An I wass like "ew ew😭” when I heard that voice

    • @Minjiojo
      @Minjiojo Pƙed rokem +8

      Bro I was lost 😼

    • @frostyqueen4644
      @frostyqueen4644 Pƙed rokem +3

      @ goofy gamer god same

    • @peanutbutter2117
      @peanutbutter2117 Pƙed rokem +4

      i was all “YOUR BELLY BULGES WITH MY EGGS????”

  • @JackleTon
    @JackleTon Pƙed rokem +155

    Baizhu: you know how many of my possession’s you have stolen
    Me: And you will never get them back UwU

    • @maihanni
      @maihanni Pƙed rokem +9

      you need to be studied in a lab

    • @summerflys4594
      @summerflys4594 Pƙed rokem +9

      Thats every girlfriend to their boyfriends hoodies

    • @JackleTon
      @JackleTon Pƙed rokem +2

      @@maihanni why

    • @_M00NER_
      @_M00NER_ Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +1

      More like:yes you gave me it for free now let me go!

  • @Colleen.o7
    @Colleen.o7 Pƙed rokem +54

    "My WHAT is WHAT with your WHAT!?" - Me after seeing the thumbnail

  • @s0api
    @s0api Pƙed rokem +52

    HELP I JUST STARTED IMAGINING A SNAKE WITH HIS HEAD JUST LIKE PUT ON THE END 😭

  • @Zhongli_ThefatherofXiao
    @Zhongli_ThefatherofXiao Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +21

    “ If you don't want me to harm your family. ”
    Excuse me? You think you have the audacity to talk to me like that? Try finding my brother. Or even my parents, Good luck on that.

  • @GanxiaoTheCreator
    @GanxiaoTheCreator Pƙed rokem +63

    Over some herbs dang-

  • @Mrstartaglia2182
    @Mrstartaglia2182 Pƙed rokem +155

    I’m so in love with baizhu and now listening to this video I’m going to still love baizhu ❀

  • @sleepy_kittyasmr
    @sleepy_kittyasmr Pƙed rokem +32

    Is this the dark but spicy story of the snake god that baizhu found in the “wet baizhu comes in your house during a thunderstorm” video, cause if so that’s very clever 😂

  • @Icanthandlechange39
    @Icanthandlechange39 Pƙed rokem +166

    He calls that a punishment
    I call that a reward-

    • @Kymaramon
      @Kymaramon Pƙed rokem +29

      Yes it’s a good reward at that😏

    • @thatoneweebperson
      @thatoneweebperson Pƙed rokem +27

      I f*cking wheezed 😂

    • @Kymaramon
      @Kymaramon Pƙed rokem +15

      đŸ˜‚đŸ€Ł

    • @baizhustansloona
      @baizhustansloona Pƙed rokem +20

      no this is a punishment. it’s rape dawg.

    • @Icanthandlechange39
      @Icanthandlechange39 Pƙed rokem +13

      @@baizhustansloona if you didn’t like my comment their was no need to reply dont send the hate

  • @chihir0337
    @chihir0337 Pƙed rokem +42

    UHH I WOULD PREFER THE BEING EATEN ROUTE- 💀

  • @Asimpfordazaiandchuuya
    @Asimpfordazaiandchuuya Pƙed rokem +172

    Video: Slayed
    Kaveh: gay
    Homework: delayed😉

  • @shipmastertietusthessaloni1528

    *breathes after hearing the voice*
    Sma-

  • @sachikoo.kim4ra
    @sachikoo.kim4ra Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +11

    You take my herbs, I take your V-Card.

  • @straycatinnabox
    @straycatinnabox Pƙed rokem +26

    The way I had to do a double take when reading that damned thumbnail and title

  • @baizhustansloona
    @baizhustansloona Pƙed rokem +53

    this is NOT legend of the white snake but we đŸ†™đŸ—ŁïžđŸ—ŁïžđŸ”„đŸ”„â€ŒïžđŸ’Ż

  • @jelly_william1099
    @jelly_william1099 Pƙed rokem +11

    Listener:if this mine this mine aint got no choi- *gets the children of his* i regret it now.... But hey atleast i got em good 😭👍

  • @thatoneweebperson
    @thatoneweebperson Pƙed rokem +46

    Not much of a baizhu simp but like damn ok

    • @cloverleaf5183
      @cloverleaf5183 Pƙed rokem +1

      BRO IM SCROLLING THROUGH GENSHIN COSPLAYS AND THIS CAME UPP IM SO SCARED

  • @maeyannn
    @maeyannn Pƙed rokem +78

    Wow just wow, I usually dont leave any comments but wow this is the best video you've done so far ( at least for me), the storytelling is perfect everything was on point. Good job ❀

  • @faithandkylie
    @faithandkylie Pƙed rokem +9

    When he said where are you going I seriously said your moms house

  • @noobtuber2322
    @noobtuber2322 Pƙed rokem +25

    HIS VOICE IS SO CALMING??? WHAT 😭😭

  • @Jazper_IsSilly
    @Jazper_IsSilly Pƙed rokem +8

    Me who loves kids: so this is a “punishment?” No one likes me in the city soo
    (I have a whole ahh OC for that man)

  • @Latenight_dew_drop
    @Latenight_dew_drop Pƙed rokem +9

    I hav eso many regrets that make me happy, I was meant to go to therapy today but this made me happier (when I’m sad I listen to asmr rolplays lol)

  • @AerionaNGyang
    @AerionaNGyang Pƙed rokem +26

    As soon as he said ‘flu-like disease’ I thought of Covid.
    Am I the only one?😅

  • @mewochu5792
    @mewochu5792 Pƙed rokem +17

    Why does he sound like the lil rat dude from zootopia 😭

  • @bellslovesyouuuu
    @bellslovesyouuuu Pƙed rokem +31

    THESE TITLES WTAF LMAO

  • @betaBeta-cx8yp
    @betaBeta-cx8yp Pƙed rokem +18

    Is this why he has a sperm for one of his attacks?

  • @Scarlett._.Crystal
    @Scarlett._.Crystal Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +5

    Is there part 2 to this MASTERPIECE?!
    If not then,PLEASE DO,PLEASE

  • @rose16__
    @rose16__ Pƙed rokem +22

    Y'all this is grape how tf do y'all like this PLEASE

  • @rose16__
    @rose16__ Pƙed rokem +48

    Who let this man cookđŸ”„

    • @maihanni
      @maihanni Pƙed rokem +1

      oh my god finally someone from tiktok thank the lord

  • @humanbeing-ayakalover
    @humanbeing-ayakalover Pƙed rokem +15

    Me when I saw the thumbnail:💀💀

  • @Division-g5q
    @Division-g5q Pƙed rokem +50

    This is weird but I love this


  • @H03s_l0v3me
    @H03s_l0v3me Pƙed rokem +15

    Can their be a part 2 please 🙏 â€đŸ˜Š
    I love this so much btw!!!!â€â€â€đŸ˜Š

  • @kuni5430
    @kuni5430 Pƙed rokem +13

    Ain’t now way 😭 dude the voice I’m not gonna make it bruh

  • @nekoalice6068
    @nekoalice6068 Pƙed rokem +13

    I like doing my homework, Will i listen to this asmr

  • @aniyah_thefox3633
    @aniyah_thefox3633 Pƙed rokem +6

    My stomach hurts while I was listening to this😆😆😆😂😂😂

  • @tota_27
    @tota_27 Pƙed rokem +5

    HE WILL COME BACK WHEN I GIVE WHAT

  • @Bisforbunnynotbarbie
    @Bisforbunnynotbarbie Pƙed rokem +13

    I will be right back and making diluc my main again

  • @stolen7609
    @stolen7609 Pƙed rokem +21

    HELP ME IM IN TEARS

  • @duskcheri6754
    @duskcheri6754 Pƙed rokem +3

    Yo what the hell the writing in this is so good it's scary

  • @llityunah
    @llityunah Pƙed rokem +12

    WHAT đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„ THIS IS NON CONSEXUAL BUT OK

  • @LexiLovesMilo
    @LexiLovesMilo Pƙed rokem +11

    Let him cook 👊

  • @Scar4m0uch1
    @Scar4m0uch1 Pƙed rokem +6

    Why lay eggs when you can have someone lay them for you đŸ€—

  • @Xiao.Aether_
    @Xiao.Aether_ Pƙed rokem +16

    30 OR MORE?! NAH IM GOOD ❀

    • @missnonchalant_aj
      @missnonchalant_aj Pƙed rokem +4

      Yeah that’s when I start running off wildly with the herbs in my hands, I think I’m good off that tho

  • @projektneofailed7103
    @projektneofailed7103 Pƙed rokem +5

    I wouldn't go without a vision up there. No fucking way. But well

  • @lil-Spirit
    @lil-Spirit Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +1

    I feel there needed to be
.what’s the word, CONSENT, SIR, IM SURE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS

  • @ayato_ayato
    @ayato_ayato Pƙed rokem +8

    UM HELLO IS THIS DARK FALL FROM THAT ONE CHAPTER???

  • @Stinkarinka-ul2jt
    @Stinkarinka-ul2jt Pƙed rokem +3

    The title is so me 👹‍đŸŠČ

  • @user-dl7zg9et1q
    @user-dl7zg9et1q Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci +1

    30 CHILDREN, 2 WILL DIE?! 27 CHILDREN! YEEEEAAAH BAIZHU?!?! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?! đŸ€ŻđŸ˜š

  • @SunnyShine2755
    @SunnyShine2755 Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci +1

    Oh noo I stole his herbs againnnnnnnn

  • @itz..miaozers
    @itz..miaozers Pƙed rokem +30

    live laugh love baizhu đŸ˜œđŸ˜œ

  • @jessicaJesi9374
    @jessicaJesi9374 Pƙed rokem +30

    You have really outdone yourself ❀

  • @midoritakamine.
    @midoritakamine. Pƙed rokem +9

    I’m a little scared

  • @LeightonShaw-xz7nk
    @LeightonShaw-xz7nk Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci

    Bro said you steal my herbs , I make you pay child support

  • @jessicapulver2478
    @jessicapulver2478 Pƙed rokem +5

    Thank you for the nice story

  • @neviborisova9532
    @neviborisova9532 Pƙed rokem +11

    What happened with the babies?đŸ„șđŸ„șđŸ„ș

  • @albedoriova9195
    @albedoriova9195 Pƙed rokem +24

    I'm sorry my belly bulges with his WHAT NOW 😩
    But not like I'm complaining tho 😏

  • @noahdylan47685
    @noahdylan47685 Pƙed rokem +3

    First of all why do we have to get itđŸ˜«đŸ˜©đŸ˜€

  • @brittneyhall4000
    @brittneyhall4000 Pƙed rokem +3

    i like youer vidoes make me smile

  • @isabelleambrose9293
    @isabelleambrose9293 Pƙed rokem +11

    Hold up
    Wait a minute
    đŸ“·

  • @9_kitkatcali_9
    @9_kitkatcali_9 Pƙed rokem +62

    Just some constructive criticism, from a person who's been listening to BF asmr since 2019. You might want to make you voice louder, talk normally in not telling you to try and imitate baizu's voice but make sure people can hear you without Turing the volume up super high. And yes I know since people like the breathy stuff but majority hate it more than they like it. The concept for this video was really nice, I hope you take this to heart and I hope to see more videos like this in the future. ♡♡♡

    • @maihanni
      @maihanni Pƙed rokem +3

      💀💀💀 bro thats crazy

  • @noahdylan47685
    @noahdylan47685 Pƙed rokem +3

    So do animals just all have Heat😼😅

  • @M1kanTsumuk1
    @M1kanTsumuk1 Pƙed rokem +5

    .... Excuse me what the hell bru-💀

  • @noahdylan47685
    @noahdylan47685 Pƙed rokem +3

    What is the family was dead😂😅 that would be awkward😼😅😊

  • @rotting.cadaver
    @rotting.cadaver Pƙed rokem +7

    WHAT

  • @kishadunridge6283
    @kishadunridge6283 Pƙed rokem +2

    Can't find full version😱

  • @nlin9197
    @nlin9197 Pƙed rokem +3

    OMG😳😳😳

  • @noahdylan47685
    @noahdylan47685 Pƙed rokem +1

    I'm sorry that was love😂😅😼

  • @alessadlugosch5867
    @alessadlugosch5867 Pƙed rokem +2

    pt2 pls

  • @isabelleambrose9293
    @isabelleambrose9293 Pƙed rokem +2

    I'm sorry that title-

  • @Alucardsspouse
    @Alucardsspouse Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci

    girl u sound like ciel phantomhive lmao

  • @maihanni
    @maihanni Pƙed rokem +2

    the comment section is crazy😹😹

  • @soralantern3073
    @soralantern3073 Pƙed rokem +1

    Why are you telling me this? Don't monsters not care about telling their victims about their past?

  • @sweethoney8745
    @sweethoney8745 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci

    I thought it said baizhus belly was going to bulge with eggs😱😱

  • @giselleedmond1210
    @giselleedmond1210 Pƙed rokem +1

    đŸ«€ it wasn't that serious bro 😱

  • @rose16__
    @rose16__ Pƙed rokem +99

    THIS IS HIDDEN TALENTđŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„ IT SHOULD STAY HIDDENđŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„

    • @bugskin6650
      @bugskin6650 Pƙed rokem +4

      REAL

    • @airenaas
      @airenaas Pƙed rokem +4

      DOD YOU COME FORM THE TWEET

    • @marzmaniaa
      @marzmaniaa Pƙed rokem +1

      @@airenaas WHAT TWEET

    • @airenaas
      @airenaas Pƙed rokem +2

      @@marzmaniaa I MADE A TWEET ABOUT THIS VIDEO AND IT BLEW UP A LITTL

    • @marzmaniaa
      @marzmaniaa Pƙed rokem +1

      @@airenaas WHATS THE LINKKK

  • @inverted_mew
    @inverted_mew Pƙed rokem +6

    I'm god.

  • @K-K-Kitty
    @K-K-Kitty Pƙed rokem +9

    Hi darling !đŸ„°

  • @ch1hvro162
    @ch1hvro162 Pƙed rokem +1

    This video genuenly .ade me so damn mad.

  • @pigeonheart
    @pigeonheart Pƙed rokem +23

    people who don't like this need to stay out, this isn't for y'all 💀

  • @frutscream8396
    @frutscream8396 Pƙed rokem +4

    kms

  • @noahdylan47685
    @noahdylan47685 Pƙed rokem +5

    So does that mean he's cheating on her if he tries to find other matesđŸ˜ąđŸ˜ĄđŸ˜€đŸ˜ 

  • @localrikakawaikinnie
    @localrikakawaikinnie Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci

    Cute! uwu

  • @OptimisticallyPessimistic
    @OptimisticallyPessimistic Pƙed rokem +1

    Okay, so I get it's rape, but is it also Stockholm syndrome?🧐 For whatever reason I can't tellđŸ˜•đŸ€·

  • @Yiplllllll
    @Yiplllllll Pƙed rokem +11

    First I think

  • @gayest-person-alive
    @gayest-person-alive Pƙed rokem

    IM SO FLUSTERED...IM HONKY DOWN BELOW NOW.

  • @chodznapiwo0
    @chodznapiwo0 Pƙed rokem +6

    NAAAAH WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT
    💀