Why I Don’t Eat Out Anymore

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  • @Imtussel
    @Imtussel Před 2 lety +952

    “I know it’s giving off kitchen and living room vibes, but this is a steakhouse. That’s what I’m portraying”😆

  • @kurokomandero549
    @kurokomandero549 Před 2 lety +1705

    Ah yes so relatable, looking so fashionable in a restaurant and only wanting the cheapest food.

    • @nicoleraheem1195
      @nicoleraheem1195 Před 2 lety +8

      Hahaha

    • @tomea9161
      @tomea9161 Před 2 lety +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @suiteums
      @suiteums Před 2 lety +21

      Shyt did that today. Looking fly as hell. "Do you want a Ceasar salad?" "Is it extra?" "Just $2" "No thank you". Good thing cuz the regular salad was drenched in dressing

    • @kathrinefisher5554
      @kathrinefisher5554 Před 2 lety +6

      the clothes are from the dollar store darling

    • @pinkysistamb
      @pinkysistamb Před 2 lety +5

      When they couldn't get a free meal from the restaurant, they bumped into me and tried the remember me from high school routine to try to get me to pay. Dress classy and have no class

  • @isheannachambers8305
    @isheannachambers8305 Před 2 lety +553

    "How would you like it cooked?"
    "I would like it like my lifestyle... Wellllll."
    😂

    • @persissyokau
      @persissyokau Před 2 lety +2

      Yes...so good lines..that's Tony talks

    • @kellyazeez9156
      @kellyazeez9156 Před rokem

      I could have sworn I heard "how would you like it *cocked* 🤣🤣🤣

    • @alonadelosreyes
      @alonadelosreyes Před rokem

      It's cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @T-enaci
    @T-enaci Před 2 lety +202

    “ Robin Hood it would be amazing if we had one SENTENCE without you interrupting me” 🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @rojanehru3843
    @rojanehru3843 Před 2 lety +172

    "I want you to be aware of my exit"
    Karen pro Max lol

  • @bpo4736
    @bpo4736 Před 2 lety +476

    Prada socks…. No shoes. Her budget ran out 😂

    • @roxywyndham
      @roxywyndham Před 2 lety +16

      😭

    • @charlenejamison1060
      @charlenejamison1060 Před 2 lety +7

      That’s what I was thinking!!! Where are those designer shoes?!?!🤣🤣🤣

    • @JoshuaA1307
      @JoshuaA1307 Před rokem

      Who would bring the expensive shoes to a cheap restaurant!?!?

  • @SoulKnightKing
    @SoulKnightKing Před 2 lety +490

    I'm amazed that Cassandra trusted Tony enough to not have him click out for her baby, let alone run the establishment

    • @messaoudbluesky7107
      @messaoudbluesky7107 Před 2 lety +15

      no , it's Tony's restaurant, otherwise Cassandra would never hire Someone that says shut up to his manager

    • @tamari1127
      @tamari1127 Před 2 lety +6

      @@messaoudbluesky7107 You right, you right.

  • @genesiskravitz8621
    @genesiskravitz8621 Před 2 lety +368

    Tony really has a gifted eye for absurd comedy. So talented!

    • @jennifershelonchick6245
      @jennifershelonchick6245 Před 2 lety +3

      Welllll said !! 👊🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @melindamichelle21
      @melindamichelle21 Před rokem +7

      That's the perfect phrase to describe his content. Thank you. He's brilliantly random lol

    • @imnahtcool
      @imnahtcool Před 4 měsíci

      He truly does! And i love how he uses his talent to spread awareness and help others, he's suspiciously perfect 😅

  • @beingfrs7673
    @beingfrs7673 Před 2 lety +269

    It's really interesting to see how he keeps interrupting himself so flawlessly!

    • @khem127
      @khem127 Před 6 měsíci

      Yessss!!! you so right!!!! I forgot to addThat he's a a genius at crafting these vids!!!!!

  • @astroletras
    @astroletras Před 2 lety +827

    I love when CZcamsrs look at the camera straight at us
    It's like we are with them

    • @divineeternally2502
      @divineeternally2502 Před 2 lety +15

      Same! There's a t-shirt commercial that does it as well. I totally love that concept!!

    • @vykx88
      @vykx88 Před 2 lety +17

      It called breaking the 4th wall

    • @astroletras
      @astroletras Před 2 lety +10

      @@vykx88 I knew It had a name but I didn't remember It
      Thanks

    • @tparchment2097
      @tparchment2097 Před rokem +2

      Ik😩

    • @omnium_gatherum
      @omnium_gatherum Před rokem +2

      A lot of humor back then incorporated this concept. I guess it's coming back lol

  • @bhanani5480
    @bhanani5480 Před 2 lety +191

    Giving off kitchen, living room vibes - my drink came out of my nose when Raven said that 🤣, they should really create a snort out the nose emoji just for these Tony videos

  • @lilelly0428
    @lilelly0428 Před 2 lety +121

    He's so underrated. His skits are comedic gold!😂❤️

  • @marvynmahaaresh7896
    @marvynmahaaresh7896 Před 2 lety +80

    The way he pronounced "cabbage" as in "CAABAADDGE"
    i cant-💀💀😭😭

  • @welltonedson8058
    @welltonedson8058 Před 2 lety +47

    “What was that, hold on, I can’t hear you” proceeds to put glasses🤣🤣🤣

    • @gee267
      @gee267 Před rokem

      Exactly 😅😅😅😅

  • @ciontecollins
    @ciontecollins Před 2 lety +272

    When he said I look like Tony Talks but I'm not I died. I swear I love his videos, I literally wait for notifications for his videos to pop up like I love them that much

  • @musicmadness23k98
    @musicmadness23k98 Před 2 lety +44

    "How would you like it cooked?"
    "I would like it like my lifestyle, WELL"
    🤣🤣🤣 I had to replay it 3 times..

  • @faceonnailsdonehairdid
    @faceonnailsdonehairdid Před 2 lety +164

    I feel like Tony's trying to tell us that sunglasses on sunglasses are making a come back and they magically improve your hearing. Rotate aka Robinhood aka Raven was the only one who didn't get the memo.

    • @zxcool4410
      @zxcool4410 Před 2 lety +1

      It's a reference to CalebCity

  • @ItzJoeyYyyYy
    @ItzJoeyYyyYy Před 2 lety +69

    Him: Hold on I can’t hear you, hold on
    Also him: *puts on glasses cutely*

    • @charlenejamison1060
      @charlenejamison1060 Před 2 lety +7

      That’s what old folks do…they can’t hear properly without their glasses being on!!! It’s hilarious!!!😂😂😂

    • @ldr7125
      @ldr7125 Před 2 lety +4

      I’m that age where this actually works 😅

  • @MrStanley39
    @MrStanley39 Před 2 lety +54

    Tony is so damn good.......i can watch his shows all day.

  • @CountrySteve2
    @CountrySteve2 Před 2 lety +21

    "everything but the service is extraordinary"😂😂and "a manager well done". 😂How he does this person to person clap back with only 1 person while being silly & funny is so impressive👋👋🐢🐢🐢Cara

  • @sheilasolosthemcu
    @sheilasolosthemcu Před 2 lety +314

    Radiculoneuropathy is an amazing waitress. Please keep her.

  • @sindisiwemncwabe9081
    @sindisiwemncwabe9081 Před 2 lety +15

    The day I see Tony Talks on my TV, I swear I'm going to cry tears of frikken joy! 😂❤❤

  • @dwi856
    @dwi856 Před 2 lety +32

    customer whose name is irrelevant to the skit: ‘i’d like a free meal’
    tony: ‘no no i won’t give u that’

  • @linahkhumalo3762
    @linahkhumalo3762 Před 2 lety +15

    The way he picked up clothes😂. They too expensive for him to leave behind!!

  • @natdog122345
    @natdog122345 Před 2 lety +15

    YASSS that True Jackson ringtone ❤️

  • @erikarokia-chillnhome
    @erikarokia-chillnhome Před 2 lety +39

    “-How would you like it 🥩 cook?
    -I would like it like my lifestyle, WELL…. “M
    Drop the mic 🫳🏾🎤….. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @IrvingTransplant
    @IrvingTransplant Před 2 lety +23

    Nah slim Tony was on 'shrooms writing the script for this one WHEW! Fantastic editing as always.

  • @ariellegooding107
    @ariellegooding107 Před 2 lety +7

    It's the calling the waiter Rotate for me lol🤣🤣

  • @whosyou3022
    @whosyou3022 Před 2 lety +5

    “Robin hood” 😭🤣

  • @FadeSao
    @FadeSao Před 2 lety +17

    I see Tony rehired Raven and she came back with an attitude. We love to see it!

  • @anonnnymousthegreat
    @anonnnymousthegreat Před 2 lety +7

    When she asked for the manager, i automatically thought cassandra was gonna pop out. 😂

  • @novembermil371
    @novembermil371 Před 2 lety +2

    "Tony shut up" 5x hurt. They do Tony so wrong 🤣

  • @AlethrialTheElvenEmpress
    @AlethrialTheElvenEmpress Před 2 lety +2

    “Robin Hood” 😂 And the end with you announcing your name with show music in the background yaaaassss. We need the Tonytalks show!

  • @oneidaandrade4908
    @oneidaandrade4908 Před 2 lety +14

    😂😂🤣 luv u Tony. You make my day every time❤️🙏🙏😘😂🤣

  • @zaidjamal
    @zaidjamal Před 2 lety +11

    YESSSS a continuation of one of your funniest skits, I'm all for this lmaooo this is the Tony humor I love most. Too funny, thank you

  • @ljbertini713
    @ljbertini713 Před 2 lety +9

    As a server, can definitely confirm the accuracy of having managers like Tony all the time 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @jayevanhart
    @jayevanhart Před rokem +1

    "I would like a manager, Well done, please." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sassy_Santana
    @Sassy_Santana Před rokem +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 the mini conflicts are hilarious..."shuddup Tony.. Tony..ok Tony.. Tony talks.. Back to the video"

  • @pattygypsy
    @pattygypsy Před 2 lety +19

    I really need Tony as my neighbour.

  • @lafemmegentille
    @lafemmegentille Před 2 lety +4

    I love all the 4th wall breaks 😂
    We get it, Tony
    Tony, we get it

  • @RM-eg1ed
    @RM-eg1ed Před 2 lety +1

    “Hold on, I can’t hear you. Hold on.”
    *puts on glasses* LMAO 🤣

  • @cameronmd80
    @cameronmd80 Před 2 lety +7

    At least the server wasn't fired this time. That's growth.

  • @nieceemcdade1620
    @nieceemcdade1620 Před 2 lety +1

    “I would like it like my lifestyle, well.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kristophergoroztietagarcia7598

    This video is the realisation of how Rudolph/Rebecca/Raven is employed again 😆

  • @MuttPlaysMAGIC
    @MuttPlaysMAGIC Před 2 lety +2

    I reflexively stopped laughing because someone yelled "Shut up, Tony."

  • @YaddyJones
    @YaddyJones Před 2 lety +4

    His facial expressions for each character is everything 💯

  • @nomadqueen1111
    @nomadqueen1111 Před rokem +2

    The vanishing act was a whole episode on its own. Pure genius!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @erikarokia-chillnhome
    @erikarokia-chillnhome Před 2 lety +29

    How broke do you think I am…?
    Asking for Water…. 🤦🏾‍♀️ hahaha… 😂❤

  • @M-M_A_J
    @M-M_A_J Před 2 lety +1

    "What was that? Hold on I can't hear you"...puts on sunglasses
    I lost it😂😂💔

  • @slack220
    @slack220 Před 2 lety +8

    I just found your channel and has been binge watching. I start my day with your vids,instant good mood. You are funny asl

  • @tonyeamccaleb2474
    @tonyeamccaleb2474 Před 2 lety +1

    Tony the manager of this establishment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hie introduction is always hilarious!!!! Manager well done🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the green "buns", cabbbaaaggee

  • @OnyxeBlade
    @OnyxeBlade Před 2 lety +7

    Tony: Ma'am is there anything we can offer you to stay?
    Woman: I would like a free meal
    Tony: Sorry we cannot give you that

  • @dorothyaddae5977
    @dorothyaddae5977 Před rokem +1

    The end tho😭😭😂😂😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
    Wait a sec hun I can't hear you...
    Proceeds to wear glasses 🤦‍♀️😂

  • @faceonnailsdonehairdid
    @faceonnailsdonehairdid Před 2 lety +4

    That exit is everything! When I need to make a point, I'm going to exit just like that.

    • @IrvingTransplant
      @IrvingTransplant Před 2 lety

      You gotta sidestep back in though because you left your keys or somethin'

  • @CountrySteve2
    @CountrySteve2 Před 2 lety +4

    side note: that little skip walk when being introduced at the end was adorable.🐢🐢🐢cara

  • @LyKaNu
    @LyKaNu Před 2 lety +5

    “What was that? I can’t hear you. Hold on.” *puts on sunglasses😂 so fancy it don’t make sense

  • @alkahinat4558
    @alkahinat4558 Před 2 lety +1

    ‘What was that? Hold on, I can’t hear you, hold on’ **puts on glasses** 😭😂😂😂

  • @Datpart100
    @Datpart100 Před 2 lety +1

    😄 I love how he uses 'heels sound effects' for his exit, and he's only wearing socks!

  • @theadventuresofnoahandmike5940

    Tony, you are so funny! You're helping me through some rough times in my life right now. Thanks!

  • @mediatricekwizera2542
    @mediatricekwizera2542 Před 2 lety +10

    You videos make me laugh so hard 😂

  • @queerlybelovdd
    @queerlybelovdd Před 2 lety +4

    Tony had ole girl stressedT!! I'd say she should ask for a raise but I don't want her to get shot.

  • @lifewithdavii544
    @lifewithdavii544 Před 2 lety +3

    Notification gang 🤣😭

  • @wisdombanda8869
    @wisdombanda8869 Před 2 lety

    "I would like it like my lifestyle... Well" priceless😂🤣🤣

  • @kalim.7003
    @kalim.7003 Před 2 lety +7

    His talent is amazing as I put on my 😎 to hear him as well😂

  • @danidavis4811
    @danidavis4811 Před 2 lety +5

    Dude these are amazing videos! They just crack me up and leave a big smile on my face! So funny!!

  • @lamourgarnet
    @lamourgarnet Před rokem +1

    "Not this living room, this restaurant" 😂

  • @JenniTulls
    @JenniTulls Před 2 lety +3

    That restaurant/living room manager gets confused as Tony Talks. I’m happy he cleared that up. 😂

  • @LadyJDIY
    @LadyJDIY Před rokem +1

    I absolutely loved the arguing back and forth🤣😂shut uppp🥰

  • @TunTuni25
    @TunTuni25 Před 2 lety +1

    Absolutely brilliant as always
    Cant stop binge watching you Tony
    You keep on shinin'...you brighten our day & our smiles
    Thank you & bless you!

  • @charlenejamison1060
    @charlenejamison1060 Před 2 lety

    I just subscribed…this had me laughing SO LOUDLY!!! Thank you, @TonyTalks! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @denisewalker4620
    @denisewalker4620 Před 2 lety +1

    So glad to have found your channel I think you are awesome 👌 👏 👍 best I've seen on here so far keep up the great work

  • @ptt218
    @ptt218 Před rokem +1

    A MASTERPIECE !!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @Luckyandkitty
    @Luckyandkitty Před rokem +1

    Tony u are absolutely a treasure and it is so great to be able to see your videos 💯. Hope u make it to the top cuz u definitely deserve it and got what it takes. Looking forward to seeing more great things from you 🔥🎉❤️

  • @aleesharustam8497
    @aleesharustam8497 Před 2 lety +1

    The corn and the green buns and the " cabaaage" 😂

  • @TheStoicMindset
    @TheStoicMindset Před 2 lety +3

    If there’s ever a reboot of THE FIFTH ELEMENT movie in the future, I am going to petition TonyTalks to play RUUUUUUUUUBYROD! :-)

  • @rei266
    @rei266 Před rokem +1

    smooth breaking of the fourth wall, I felt special!😆

  • @Adoring_Amour
    @Adoring_Amour Před 2 lety +2

    I can watch this over n over 🤣🤣

  • @okito...
    @okito... Před 2 lety

    "Like my lifestyle, well"👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @blossomwinter9845
    @blossomwinter9845 Před 2 lety +1

    "I can't hear you" puts on glasses made the hearing that much better lol

  • @siperiamollie
    @siperiamollie Před 11 měsíci

    The manager of this establishment gets me all the time😂😂😂😂😂

  • @maryjanesbaby9392
    @maryjanesbaby9392 Před 2 lety +1

    “I would like a manager well-done please!”😂

  • @starbright523
    @starbright523 Před 2 lety +3

    You are so funny what great comical acting love love your videos!❤

  • @24kindsofbadd
    @24kindsofbadd Před rokem +1

    You're so amazing. This literally is amazing!

  • @TheHummingBirdJaiye
    @TheHummingBirdJaiye Před 2 lety +5

    Not the True Jackson theme song!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @spencerwilson3298
    @spencerwilson3298 Před rokem +1

    That death drop she did when she heard she wasn't going to get a free meal. 😎👠👏

  • @ArisSafari98
    @ArisSafari98 Před rokem

    "I'll take fries, rotate" oh god i cannoottttt! I laughed so hard

  • @AsifAAli
    @AsifAAli Před 2 lety

    These are hilarious! I am hooked.

  • @darlingbaby3445
    @darlingbaby3445 Před 2 lety +1

    Very talented, smart and hilarious... Continued success

  • @staceycameron4157
    @staceycameron4157 Před 2 lety

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL You are so RIGHT with every single video you do LOLOLOL I have been watching them religiously to help me smile when I first wake-up in the mourning xD

  • @AtimTimLives
    @AtimTimLives Před rokem

    the three shades floored me!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @aurisarias664
    @aurisarias664 Před rokem

    The clips are always so unpredictable...you truly take us on a journey.

  • @CraigHighberger
    @CraigHighberger Před 2 lety +2

    Tony you are amazing and hilarious!

  • @JaneT0519
    @JaneT0519 Před rokem

    You bring joy so much joy to my life❤

  • @laureliechapman1267
    @laureliechapman1267 Před rokem

    Tony, you are hilarious. I subscribed immediately.

  • @zerotwothree
    @zerotwothree Před 2 lety +1

    Why are you so FREAKING hilarious 😂😭😭

  • @larrythoma1655
    @larrythoma1655 Před 2 lety +2

    I have to say Tony you have the most hilarious skits you are truly a genius and are the bomb and you better walk okaaaaaae

  • @itsjohnclyde
    @itsjohnclyde Před 2 lety +1

    " shut up tony we get it '
    🤟🏻😂

  • @dylanjackson6107
    @dylanjackson6107 Před 2 lety

    I don’t know whyy I like these videos but my man got this on point lmaooo wtf lol

  • @redbird9000
    @redbird9000 Před 2 lety

    I needed this laugh… had a friend like that who bought a Tshirt from the Versace store. She said socks… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jdimp4life1
    @jdimp4life1 Před 2 lety

    ❤️❤️❤️The mania and randomness I liveee I loveeee😂😂😂