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  • čas přidán 7. 02. 2012

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  • @markkittel44
    @markkittel44 Před 4 lety +2833

    Somewhere off in a corner office in the Federation, theres a lawyer beaming with pride at the nuclear option he snuck into the agreement that Picard found....

    • @MilesLougheed
      @MilesLougheed Před 4 lety +284

      @Tejesh Patel with the logic involved, it's not unlikely that this bureaucrat was Vulcan, in which case he'd live long enough to see the nuclear option utilized.

    • @MilesLougheed
      @MilesLougheed Před 4 lety +89

      @@BravoDox Technically correct. Although after watching Take Me Out to the Holosuite, you can't tell me they're incapable of being smug!

    • @wkcia
      @wkcia Před 3 lety +75

      @Tejesh Patel No, if he or she was, say, 30 (or even 40) when they wrote the term in 2255, they'd be about 140-50 in Picard's time. Old, for sure, but humans could expect to live to about 150 or so in 2300 - it's the equivalent of 70-80 today. Still old, but hardly decrepit.

    • @ryavix
      @ryavix Před 3 lety +6

      or she

    • @ryavix
      @ryavix Před 3 lety +8

      @@edmonton20084, i've got 3 older sisters that between them completely contradict each one of your points, twice over on the cooking bit.

  • @DingbatToast
    @DingbatToast Před 5 lety +6229

    The amount of money they saved in special effects by having Picard as captain diplomatically negotiating his way out of action scenes

    • @empath69
      @empath69 Před 4 lety +397

      Kind of a metaphor on the place of war in political relations - sparing because of the huge expense.
      "To win a hundred battles is not the acme of skill; to win one battle *without fighting* is the acme of skill." - Sun-Tzu

    • @Elandil5
      @Elandil5 Před 4 lety +129

      @@empath69 “Without Knowledge, Skill cannot be focused. Without Skill, Strength cannot be brought to bear and without Strength, Knowledge may not be applied.” - Alexander The Great

    • @michaelkokot8700
      @michaelkokot8700 Před 4 lety +191

      And the show was all the better for it. As opposed to nu-Trek where they spend more money and energy on parlor tricks and special effects than they do on clever writing

    • @bougarnoase348
      @bougarnoase348 Před 4 lety +142

      back when cg was expensive enough that you had to put effort into writing. A simpler time

    • @_cytosine
      @_cytosine Před 4 lety +44

      lool now it's the other way round. They invest in so much CGI but the story is still bad.

  • @JackgarPrime
    @JackgarPrime Před 4 lety +3333

    Riker's face during this entire scene is gold. You know he's thinking "And THAT is why I want to keep working under this captain!"

    • @Admiral8Q
      @Admiral8Q Před 4 lety +95

      You're damn right!

    • @GaldirEonai
      @GaldirEonai Před 4 lety +78

      Meanwhile Troi just can't believe what she's witnessing.

    • @waz207
      @waz207 Před 4 lety +37

      And Data will later ask Picard about this side of human behavior

    • @MrChiangching
      @MrChiangching Před 4 lety +22

      Yeh, he's thinking I don't have the balls to do what Picard does.

    • @JBearwa
      @JBearwa Před 4 lety +6

      Exactly!

  • @chavesa5
    @chavesa5 Před 4 lety +4067

    Anyone who calls this show "boring" has no sense of humor.

    • @Sacha_8976
      @Sacha_8976 Před 4 lety +65

      chavesa5 people actually find the next generation to be boring?!?!

    • @chavesa5
      @chavesa5 Před 4 lety +80

      Most people, actually. It was famous for it. When I was a kid in the 90s and Trek was in its prime I remember thinking it was super boring. I didn't learn to like Trek until I was well into my twenties.

    • @Sacha_8976
      @Sacha_8976 Před 4 lety +57

      chavesa5 well nowadays I find it to be more entertaining than discovery 🤣

    • @chavesa5
      @chavesa5 Před 4 lety +78

      @@Sacha_8976 I've had tax audits more entertaining than Discovery. That show sucks noodles.

    • @BrightOranje
      @BrightOranje Před 4 lety +54

      It's mostly millennials and generation Z. It's not that they don't have a sense of humor, its that growing up with mobile phone, apps, and TV today has programmed their minds to have the attention span of gnats.

  • @thought2007
    @thought2007 Před 7 lety +4863

    Seeing Picard stroll over to the plaque and wipe the dust off never gets old.

    • @fencefirst2722
      @fencefirst2722 Před 6 lety +35

      thought2007 yeah i watched it ten times straight

    • @Helbore
      @Helbore Před 5 lety +251

      What makes it even better is when you realise the Enterprise is self-cleaning.
      There is no dust!
      Picard is essentially going over, wiping the top of the plaque and thinking, "yeah, my ship is fucking awesome. There is no dirt that they can throw back."

    • @atkin207
      @atkin207 Před 5 lety +180

      It's actually unscripted too. You can see the actor playing Riker is surprised when he starts to walk over to the plaque.

    • @Geiger373
      @Geiger373 Před 5 lety +6

      @@Helbore Watch a few episodes of Voyager.

    • @Helbore
      @Helbore Před 5 lety +5

      @@Geiger373 I've watched them all!

  • @DVAcme
    @DVAcme Před 3 lety +2158

    "I choose the Klingons to arbitrate. Unfortunately, the Klingons arbitrate disputes through ritual combat, so I will have to beat the ever-loving shit out of you now."

    • @organizer71
      @organizer71 Před 3 lety +60

      Thank you for the good laugh :D

    • @chuchulainn9275
      @chuchulainn9275 Před 3 lety +9

      😂

    • @brentnewton7055
      @brentnewton7055 Před 3 lety +180

      *Worf slaps his combadge on Picard's desk for the third time and makes a beeline to the transporter pad*

    • @rvaughan74
      @rvaughan74 Před 2 lety +57

      As much as I'd love to see the showdown I suspect they'd reply with "Denied. The arbitrator must be neutral not an ally of one side."

    • @TeeAiDee
      @TeeAiDee Před 2 lety +16

      I read this in Patrick Stewart's voice, which made it ten times funnier.

  • @JediPhoenix1976
    @JediPhoenix1976 Před 3 lety +766

    "You enjoyed that."
    "You're damned right!"
    If I didn't know any better, that wasn't Riker talking to Picard, that was Frakes talking to Stewart.

  • @Tap-a-roo
    @Tap-a-roo Před 3 lety +465

    Best part of this is the Thrawn like “Thank you” without an ounce of gloating over your defeated enemy. Ultimately the goal is to keep the treaty, and Picard shows them respect even after winning.

    • @Justforvisit
      @Justforvisit Před 3 lety +20

      Honor and Dignity.

    • @MrSleepyweezul
      @MrSleepyweezul Před 3 lety +27

      Thrawn vs Picard, what a battle that would be...

    • @wolfmantheimpaler
      @wolfmantheimpaler Před 2 lety +15

      @@MrSleepyweezul Thrawn vs the Federation alone would be interesting

    • @dorkandproudofit
      @dorkandproudofit Před rokem +11

      @@wolfmantheimpaler The Federation has a definite technology advantage. But Thrawn wouldn't jump right to war against an opponent like that anyway. He'd probably play the long game, slowly upgrading his own tech to get up to par, while playing the Federation and its allies and enemies against each other. Then, BAM, he hits out of nowhere, and as Starfleet struggles to respond you have a list of epic captains like Picard, Riker, and Sisko being the only hope against Thrawn

    • @MyGamer125
      @MyGamer125 Před rokem +13

      @@MrSleepyweezul Honestly, I'd prefer to see Thrawn work *with* the Federation. I can easily see him and Picard becoming good friends. Plus, the Romulans and the Cardassians wouldn't stand a chance.

  • @williammoxon4104
    @williammoxon4104 Před 8 lety +2476

    6 months from now we can congratulate the Grezelas on their amazing 3rd party negotiating skills

    • @codename1176
      @codename1176 Před 6 lety +27

      William Moxon lol

    • @mb2001
      @mb2001 Před 5 lety +17

      For hibernating?

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin Před 5 lety +135

      They probably woke up and were like, "Wait...what? Tretay? We JUST woke up!"

    • @tyrongkojy
      @tyrongkojy Před 5 lety +22

      Not needed anymore. He got the three weeks.

    • @PlagueDoctorInc
      @PlagueDoctorInc Před 5 lety +27

      @@tyrongkojy That's the point.

  • @Deckronomicon
    @Deckronomicon Před 9 lety +2158

    "You enjoyed that."
    "You're damn right."

    • @kuronyra1709
      @kuronyra1709 Před 6 lety +42

      Prreeeettttty sur that was improvised by both actor.

    • @RaiderOfTheLost
      @RaiderOfTheLost Před 6 lety +5

      Thanks like I didn't watch the video you fucking idiot.

    • @bandora948
      @bandora948 Před 5 lety +18

      Picard... The original Heisenberg. :P

    • @scikid21
      @scikid21 Před 5 lety +7

      Don’t piss Picard off or he might pull a stunt like this again and this time he’ll do it with the Enterprises full arsenal of weapons

    • @vendingdudes
      @vendingdudes Před 5 lety +14

      "You're damnED right!"

  • @georgeorwell1618
    @georgeorwell1618 Před 4 lety +536

    Riker's admiration is so visible it's hilarious. Like a boy looking up to his dad in awe.

    • @demonknight7965
      @demonknight7965 Před 3 lety +14

      and after the director yelled cut Frakes gets up n imitates picard and the entire set dies laughing

    • @Jayteaseepiirturi
      @Jayteaseepiirturi Před 3 lety +24

      One thing I have to say. Picard always looks like a runt next to Riker and Worf who both have really large frames. I can somehow imagine these guys looking at him and thinking "What, this guy?" upon meeting him the first time (I haven't watched s1e1 in a while so I don't remember).
      And then Picard shows - time and again - that no one fucks with Johnny.
      Having that said, Picard and Riker work together a little too well.

    • @Jayteaseepiirturi
      @Jayteaseepiirturi Před 2 lety +1

      Not at all! :) Johnny refers to Picard. He used to be called Johnny back in the academy. See TNG s6e15, Tapestry. :)

    • @suzzannegabel1636
      @suzzannegabel1636 Před 2 lety +6

      That's what I always liked about Picard's and Riker's relationship. They were like a father and son who genuinely cared about and respected each other. They were a good balance of traits.

    • @Adenfall
      @Adenfall Před 2 lety +2

      @@Jayteaseepiirturi One comment that I love about Sir Patrick Stewart and Picard is that: "He looks like a small runt of a man, with a bald head, and no features to speak of, but he's a god in my eyes, and I would follow him everywhere."

  • @Artinthedark83
    @Artinthedark83 Před 4 lety +513

    "it'll take 15 years and a research team of 100' but...". can we all give a moment of thanks to the engineers in life who are willing to do whatever it takes to get crap done

    • @chucksolutions4579
      @chucksolutions4579 Před 2 lety +26

      HEAR HEAR!!
      But on that note, what was Picards response?
      “Mr.Laforge, mumble mumble mumble”
      No subtitles and I’ve listened three times and still can hear it!

    • @silversjohn
      @silversjohn Před 2 lety +67

      @@chucksolutions4579 I think he said "Mr. Laforge, I believe we will postpone"

    • @GuukanKitsune
      @GuukanKitsune Před 2 lety

      @@silversjohn "I believe you overspoke."
      That is 'I just wanted a yes or no, I didn't want to hear you bitch about it.'

    • @FLJBeliever1776
      @FLJBeliever1776 Před 2 lety +16

      And often under conditions and timelines that border on the insane.
      Why there was an account of an Engineer who sacrificed his toothbrush to restore electrical stability in a runaway system and saved a US Navy Submarine in the Second World War.
      Interestingly enough, I believe a Black Mess Hand did the same on a US Coast Guard Cutter.
      He was actually knowledgeable about Engineering, but racial policies in the USCG consigned him to KP, but when the other Engineers failed, he succeeded at restarting his stranded ship's engines and his Captain would happen to sit on the USCG board deciding about Desegregation a few years later and recalled why he had a gifted Engineer as a Mess Hand and voted to end racial segregation in the United States Coast Guard.

    • @kyraevermoon5544
      @kyraevermoon5544 Před rokem +11

      Considering the fact that this adjustment was thought to be impossible, I'd say Geordi REALLY knocked it out of the park. He hope submitted that theory and process to star fleet so they could work on it themselves with more resources, becuase beaming through radiation sounds incredibly handy in many scenarios!

  • @nikter
    @nikter Před 7 lety +2958

    Only Picard could say something as dull as "I declare this treaty in abeyance" and come across like Dirty Harry's "Make my day" lol

    • @doc-holliday-
      @doc-holliday- Před 7 lety +189

      +PuertoRican88
      a·bey·ance
      noun
      a state of temporary disuse or suspension.
      "matters were held in abeyance pending further inquiries"
      synonyms: in suspension, in a state of suspension, in a state of dormancy, in a state of uncertainty, in remission;

    • @stanknight5764
      @stanknight5764 Před 7 lety +65

      Dude. It's clearly ambulance. :D.

    • @Deadpool_64
      @Deadpool_64 Před 7 lety +2

      Akrahm Joltevskoy How ironic coming from the guy who cannot use proper capitalization and punctuation.

    • @darthXreven
      @darthXreven Před 6 lety +32

      Akrahm Joltevskoy: there's no need to be rude, the word isn't exactly a highly used one, at least for me TNG is the only place I've ever heard it. a simple "guy it's Abeyance" would have sufficed. we should really try to be a little more friendly, yeah?? we might all be strangers but we can still talk with a little respect right?? just saying.

    • @sixdfx
      @sixdfx Před 6 lety +20

      he actually says "amber lamps"

  • @charlesajones77
    @charlesajones77 Před 10 lety +1402

    The Sheliak are one of the few species I really wish had gotten more air time than it got. The show really needed a non-humnoid race

    • @VampireYoshi
      @VampireYoshi Před 10 lety +207

      They also would've introduced rules-lawyering into Star Trek, which could've created untold storyline possibilities about the nature of when to follow rules, and when not to.

    • @wesleymccurtain166
      @wesleymccurtain166 Před 10 lety +20

      strongly agree with you.

    • @wesleymccurtain166
      @wesleymccurtain166 Před 9 lety +2

      *****:)

    • @Trek001
      @Trek001 Před 9 lety +187

      They did have non humanoids - called the Execs at Paramount

    • @wesleymccurtain166
      @wesleymccurtain166 Před 9 lety +20

      Trek001 ouch!!!!

  • @samuelzuleger5134
    @samuelzuleger5134 Před 3 lety +1006

    As a kid, I found this amusing.
    As an adult who has had to dig through reams of legal documents, I love this. Hell, I even got to pull a nearly identical maneuver twice. It truly is an amazing feeling to beat someone with their own damn rules.

    • @keamu8580
      @keamu8580 Před 2 lety +106

      My favorite was the guy who received a credit contract\application from his bank, scanned it, modified it, signed it, and returned it to the bank, who also signed it. He later called upon them to honor the terms he added, which they refused. He took them to court and the Judge found for the customer, saying that if the reverse had happened, the bank would have held the customer to the contract he erroneously signed.

    • @DavidKnowles0
      @DavidKnowles0 Před rokem +10

      @@keamu8580 what did he add?

    • @keamu8580
      @keamu8580 Před rokem +73

      @@DavidKnowles0 It gave him unlimited credit, 0.0% interest, and exemption from any and all fees for any reason. It held up in court, the court ruled he only had to pay the balance on the credit card, not the fees or interest they were suing him for. He countersued for $500,000 for breach of contract, but he and the bank eventually came to a settlement "as gentlemen."

    • @dangeary2134
      @dangeary2134 Před rokem +4

      Did you become a lawyer?

    • @samuelzuleger5134
      @samuelzuleger5134 Před rokem +37

      @@dangeary2134 No. Not a lawyer, but rather a regulatory analyst. All I did was read all the dumb rules, regulations, legal codes, fine print etc. that you would normally hire out to a paralegal or something. I didn't mind it though, and it has actually paid off big. I got to wipe the floor with both my boss and HR once when they started f*cking with my contract and I returned the favor a year later when a client tried to pull out of a seven figure contract after we had given them most of the deliverables with a month left on contract.
      There is truly power in fine print my friend. You just need to know where to find it. Mwahahahaha!

  • @anb7408
    @anb7408 Před rokem +98

    Riker: “you enjoyed that!”
    Picard: “you’re DAMN right!”
    The fact that he stood around checking for dust accumulation while making them wait even further was priceless! 😂😂😂

    • @3Rayfire
      @3Rayfire Před 11 měsíci +11

      Especially when we know the ship cleans itself.

    • @anb7408
      @anb7408 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Yup! 😂

  • @hat301
    @hat301 Před 10 lety +2471

    I see now why the writers had Data occupied with the people on the planet; otherwise, Data could just read the entire treaty in about 2 seconds.

    • @LordTalax
      @LordTalax Před 10 lety +97

      And the fact that the rest of the crew would have died from that radiation down there?

    • @B0NES90
      @B0NES90 Před 10 lety +326

      HighPraetar
      You're acting as if the radiation was a necessary part of the script. In effect you're agreeing with him; the writers wanted Data to be the only one on the planet, so the radiation aspect of the plot was added as a necessity for the story that they wanted to tell.

    • @richardcrooks6713
      @richardcrooks6713 Před 6 lety +37

      But does Data has the creative reasoning needed to come up with this way of getting the Sheliak to agree? He is a machine after all so he'll just read it.

    • @ryanracicot5565
      @ryanracicot5565 Před 5 lety +73

      @@richardcrooks6713 searching for time is an analytical assessment. When he would get to the 3rd party part one would assume he would cross check that with every species he knows. For example, a species with low warp capabilities only and a great distance away could have worked as well.

    • @richardcrooks6713
      @richardcrooks6713 Před 5 lety +16

      Ryan Racicot, good point, assuming Data is programmed to know to perform that sort of cross reference when he reaches that part of the treaty. As he's a 24th century computer, he might well be!

  • @Justforvisit
    @Justforvisit Před 3 lety +149

    That little background detail when Picard says "On Screen", have you noticed how Riker's face goes all cheerd up while Troi's face looks horrified? It's pure comedy gold.

    • @Rocket1377
      @Rocket1377 Před rokem +29

      That's because Troi is an empath and knows how angry the Sheliak have become. Riker is just impressed with Picard's tactics.

    • @Justforvisit
      @Justforvisit Před rokem +13

      @@Rocket1377 Well, then it's pure comedy gold AND great writing

    • @Ginea25
      @Ginea25 Před rokem +5

      After they cave, she's smiling her a$$ off, too. 😁

  • @DeltaFoxtrotWhiskey3
    @DeltaFoxtrotWhiskey3 Před 4 lety +244

    The best part of that episode was Data’s line: “That was the stun setting. This is not.”

  • @jpanderson2569
    @jpanderson2569 Před 2 lety +84

    That "Thank You" by Picard at the end is so damn satisfying.
    As others have said what really makes this scene is Riker's reactions. There's nothing like a good #2 (or Number One in his case) to tie everything together, both in storytelling terms, but also leadership terms. In real life in a situation like this, while everyone is fixated on the Captain, they would also be stealing glances at the second in command to take in his/her reaction. Riker's little smiles and head movements would signal to the rest of the crew that "no, Picard isn't gonna get us into an intergalactic war he's got something up his sleeve. I don't know what it is, but we'll know soon enough and it's gonna be damned good."

  • @waylander140
    @waylander140 Před 8 lety +2334

    Picard: "Say my name."
    Sheliak: "Picard of the Enterprise."
    Picard: "YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT."

    • @wellesradio
      @wellesradio Před 6 lety +14

      Waylander No, pay attention next time. He said, “You’re FUCKING right, I did!” I hate when people change what was actually said.

    • @chemp231
      @chemp231 Před 6 lety +3

      Mr. W "i love data" warf

    • @OmegaMouse
      @OmegaMouse Před 5 lety +19

      @@wellesradio WTF you talking about? He has the quote correct.

    • @OmegaMouse
      @OmegaMouse Před 5 lety +4

      czcams.com/video/S9RVS8cjNN0/video.html

    • @SVSky
      @SVSky Před 5 lety +5

      "You're goddamned right"

  • @aciarduce
    @aciarduce Před 7 lety +1712

    The best and ultimate part of this scene, is the fact that Patrick Fucking Stewart was just supposed to give a pause and then answer the hail. INSTEAD, he chose to add to the scene by walking over to the plaque, making them wait on him for a change.
    You can even see that this was unexpected at 1:37. Jonathan Frakes raises his head in surprise at Stewart walking towards the wall. You can see that Frakes was amused at him checking the dust, and Dorn was both playing along and in character perfectly.
    This is just another showing of theatrical artistry in work.

    • @niallkinsella2687
      @niallkinsella2687 Před 5 lety +208

      To be fair, they probably added the cut of worf saying "sir?" after the impromptu dust wiping.
      The camera change was too perfect for it to be unscripted, even if Stewart's acting was unscripted.
      Stewart added so much the series. I don't think it would be nearly as good without him.

    • @DarthAbyss316
      @DarthAbyss316 Před 5 lety +27

      Agreed! They both did a fantastic job with this scene to be honest.

    • @LordTalax
      @LordTalax Před 5 lety +65

      Fans seem to think every other thing is ad-libbed when it's not.

    • @Eggs_is_eggs
      @Eggs_is_eggs Před 4 lety +63

      Why would the camera follow him in such a precise and well framed way if this was completely ad libbed?

    • @kaicreech7336
      @kaicreech7336 Před 4 lety +66

      @@Eggs_is_eggs
      It's a pretty simple tracking shot.

  • @leslieshafer6343
    @leslieshafer6343 Před 4 lety +67

    Citing sections of a treaty has probably only rarely been this cool.

  • @lordbaethan
    @lordbaethan Před 4 lety +37

    This is the point where Picard started to become human and the viewers began to really care abou him. He showed humor, great strategy, and just saying 'you're damned right' shows he really was enjoying himself and not just a monochrome figurehead.

  • @MRJK87.
    @MRJK87. Před 9 lety +738

    I swear when ever Riker smiles, I start smiling, sometimes even laughing, it's all in the timing

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin Před 5 lety +21

      One of the things which really makes the show is the chemistry of the crew after the first season. They could pull off ad-libs like that because they know themselves, their characters, and each other. Another good example of that in modern television is It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

    • @LordTalax
      @LordTalax Před 5 lety +3

      You're all in love.

    • @mikem9246
      @mikem9246 Před 5 lety +5

      @@LordTalax Hell yeah.

    • @normanroscher7545
      @normanroscher7545 Před 5 lety

      You may laugh even harder after you saw him smiling in THIS: czcams.com/video/wyKq7Aax-hI/video.html ;-)

    • @Spazticspaz
      @Spazticspaz Před 5 lety +11

      Riker's that lovable smartass you love to have on your side when ish goes down.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 Před 7 lety +621

    So let's look at this from the Sheliaks' perspective:
    Option one: Ignore the terms of the treaty and give Picard three weeks as per his request.
    Option two: Abide the terms of the treaty and give Picard _six months_ as per his request.
    Option three: Abide the terms of the treaty, nullify the treaty, and lose our claim on the planet altogether.

    • @inusberard5848
      @inusberard5848 Před 7 lety +132

      lazyperfectionist1 Tup pretty much. And it would actually be longer than six months. Six months until the Grizellas wake up. Then there's travel and arbitration time tacked on.

    • @PouchMaster
      @PouchMaster Před 5 lety +47

      Picard had to learn contract law, and that became far more effective than violence!

    • @bathrat
      @bathrat Před 5 lety +8

      You dont know if the consequences of nullifying the treaty were an acceptable alternative to the Sheliak.

    • @DanStaal
      @DanStaal Před 5 lety +50

      @@bathrat They seemed to react pretty fast when threatened with it. I'd say they didn't think it acceptable.

    • @willieoelkers5568
      @willieoelkers5568 Před 5 lety +47

      @@bathrat Any species that's so Lawful Anal would consider violating a treaty to be massively taboo. Picard had them fair and square, they either had to accept arbitration, compromise, or be the ones to break the treaty.

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 Před 4 lety +58

    Picard’s admission of enjoyment at his bad-ass “space hang-up” makes it all the more awesome.

  • @Rockhound6165
    @Rockhound6165 Před rokem +40

    I never caught this before but Deanna's "for the love of God" look on her face when Worf says fighting would be preferable was hilarious. She even rolls her eyes.

  • @kevaninthe4135
    @kevaninthe4135 Před 9 lety +1321

    "Captain they are hailing us."
    (Walks over to the plaque) This damn dust is just unacceptable.

    • @TomahawkMark
      @TomahawkMark Před 8 lety +44

      +Life in the 413 A boss if ever I saw one.

    • @kevaninthe4135
      @kevaninthe4135 Před 7 lety +118

      Total boss.
      "You enjoyed that." "You damned right."
      We all enjoyed that.

    • @icwiz
      @icwiz Před 7 lety +58

      What makes it better is that you realize that there is no dust :P (ship cleans itself n shit)

    • @kevaninthe4135
      @kevaninthe4135 Před 6 lety +5

      Exactly.

    • @ImpendingJoker
      @ImpendingJoker Před 6 lety +59

      What makes the scene better is that Patrick Stewart adlibbed the plaque part. He was just supposed to stroll over to it look at then walk back but he added the flourish of the checking for dust during the take and they loved it so they kept it in.

  • @night1hal1
    @night1hal1 Před 7 lety +513

    The first time I saw this I lost it when he started walking toward the plaque.

    • @wildside316
      @wildside316 Před 6 lety +4

      night hal 1 I don't know what it is exactly or where it's from, but there's a short clip(practically a meme by now), of a bunch of young black men hootin' and hollerin' like somebody's about to be ripped a new one. After reading your post, that's what came to mind, picturing that clip playing as Piccard paced😀.

    • @peatbogg3688
      @peatbogg3688 Před 4 lety +1

      Until it became obvious he was walking to the plaque, I was really hoping he was going to the replicator for a cup of tea.

    • @Scyllax
      @Scyllax Před 4 lety +2

      night hal 1 1,2,3,4, make them sweat outside the door,. 5,6,7,8, it always pays to make them wait.

    • @jesusalfredofernandezcruz1833
      @jesusalfredofernandezcruz1833 Před 4 lety

      A plaque with a few dust. In an spaceship. In Piccard's mine: i need mr. Crusher Cleanup this inmediatly.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 Před 4 lety +1

      The best part: Pattick Stewart ad-libbed that bit.

  • @swishfish8858
    @swishfish8858 Před 2 lety +37

    One of my favorite jokes in the whole show is in this episode. Geordi is testing the transporter and thinks he finally has a breakthrough, and then doesn't. Picard walks in right as the test fails, says nothing, and IMMEDIATELY flips around and walks out, like "oookay I'll come back later". I laughed my ass off seeing that for the first time.

  • @suzzannegabel1636
    @suzzannegabel1636 Před rokem +19

    Watching Picard walk down the bridge ramp trying to keep the smirk off his face is priceless.

  • @alucard1931
    @alucard1931 Před 9 lety +92

    I love how Picard signals to Worf like "Cut this bitch off!"...especially since the Sheliak did the same thing earlier in the episose.

    • @depolarization
      @depolarization Před 3 lety +9

      The Sheliak hung up on them twice - once on hailing frequency from orbit and again by being unceremoniously teleported back to the bridge of the Enterprise from an in-face meeting. The buildup really pays off here!

  • @peterkershaw11
    @peterkershaw11 Před 5 lety +1807

    Kirk: master of women and hammy acting
    Sisko: master of war and multitasking
    Janeway: master of survival and first contact
    Picard: master of diplomacy and loophole exploitation

    • @1.21Jigawatts
      @1.21Jigawatts Před 5 lety +137

      Archer: master of water polo and PTSD.

    • @EarlJohn61
      @EarlJohn61 Před 5 lety +71

      Wouldn't *Janeway* be "Mistress of survival and first contact" ???

    • @TheRealTerranMarine
      @TheRealTerranMarine Před 5 lety +76

      @@EarlJohn61 and coffee

    • @theevilascotcompany9255
      @theevilascotcompany9255 Před 5 lety +53

      Technically Kirk's first skill and Picard's second skill are the same thing.

    • @EarlJohn61
      @EarlJohn61 Před 5 lety +21

      @@TheRealTerranMarine then Picard needs to add "Tea; Earl Grey" to his list!

  • @JyujinPlus
    @JyujinPlus Před 2 lety +47

    One of my favorite scenes that makes Star Trek stand out from other sci fi. You don’t need an epic blaster fight or ships lobbing fire at one abother to make the resolution to a conflict satisfying and interesting. Just really confident negotiations

    • @charlotteb6898
      @charlotteb6898 Před rokem +2

      Everything went into negotiations to teach peaceful solutions then. Then people started attacking the federation.

    • @allanbard6048
      @allanbard6048 Před rokem +1

      DS9 was famous for ship-to-ship battles, I couldn't believe how many we got.

    • @Coolman13355
      @Coolman13355 Před 4 měsíci

      You say that, and it's certainly true. Though Babylon 5 certainly ended the Shadow War with a philosophical debate and victory. True that final encounter involves not one but two planet killers, multiple nukes, and whole fleets of warships.

  • @hansenfiet2539
    @hansenfiet2539 Před rokem +19

    Riker: “You enjoyed that?!”
    Picard: “You’re damn right!”
    😂😂😂

    • @GeoffClark
      @GeoffClark Před rokem

      Imagine if Patrick Stewart played Walter White. That’d be gold

  • @tannerblack4498
    @tannerblack4498 Před 10 lety +390

    and that ladies and gentlemen is how to kick ass without lifting a finger. way to go Picard

    • @inusberard5686
      @inusberard5686 Před 9 lety +23

      Like I said in my own comment, Picard essentially said politely, "Either give me my three weeks, or take this treaty, cramp it up whatever orifice your people use as an ass and wait six months. Either way I get what I want."

    • @tannerblack4498
      @tannerblack4498 Před 9 lety +4

      Exactly :)

    • @njintau
      @njintau Před 9 lety +17

      Amen! Anyone can throw a punch but to pwn someone with your words...that is the sign of a true baus! :D

    • @Solidfact42
      @Solidfact42 Před 9 lety +18

      Tanner Black
      Well, it could be said that he figuratively lifted a finger...the middle one.

    • @froogalstoodent6591
      @froogalstoodent6591 Před 6 lety +17

      Oh, he lifted a finger...the one it took to check the dust on the Enterprise plaque! :D

  • @doubtingthomas6146
    @doubtingthomas6146 Před 9 lety +232

    Picard epitomises "speak softly and carry a big stick".

    • @doubtingthomas6146
      @doubtingthomas6146 Před 9 lety +8

      That sounds a little more Elim Garak than Jean Luc Picard :)

    • @inusberard5848
      @inusberard5848 Před 7 lety +7

      Doubting Thomas More like speak softly and have the kahonas the size of grapefruits."

    • @chrismc410
      @chrismc410 Před 6 lety +5

      @@inusberard5848 and make sure they're made of solid neutronium

    • @chrismc410
      @chrismc410 Před 6 lety +4

      @@doubtingthomas6146 Garak would have talked his way on their ship, snuck a bomb in their engine room, get caught, feign defeat and their captain and most of their officers suddenly drop dead which would have been the goal all along. More like The Prince, written by Machiavelli

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 Před 5 lety +5

      You'll have to ask Vash about his big stick.

  • @tayzonday
    @tayzonday Před 3 lety +315

    Star Trek had iPads before there were iPads.

    • @danieljames1868
      @danieljames1868 Před 3 lety +44

      Very likely, star trek *inspired* iPads.
      A fair few pieces of modern tech exist because someone with know-how watched star trek and thought "well that looks neat and also probably marketable"

    • @vine01
      @vine01 Před 3 lety +18

      long before apple thought of them, microsoft had handheld pads with big screens.

    • @shrimpbisque
      @shrimpbisque Před 2 lety +17

      @@danieljames1868 Very true. The CEO of Motorola in the late 60s and early 70s came up with the idea of a manual-switchboard-free wireless phone network after seeing the communicators used on the original series. Star Trek is literally the reason cell phones exist.

    • @booqueefious2230
      @booqueefious2230 Před 2 lety

      You don't have to be some kind of genius to see that a glorified calculator could become small enough to easily operate with 2 hands

    • @ArnoldJChon
      @ArnoldJChon Před 2 lety +9

      I like how they still treat them like hard copies, passing them around like stacks of paper

  • @godislove102887
    @godislove102887 Před 4 lety +9

    That stunned look on Deanna's face as Picard makes the freakin Sheliak wait on HIM for once is priceless. The chair beside her is reserved for a man among men! :P

  • @linkeffect82
    @linkeffect82 Před 8 lety +145

    That's the kind of recorded conversation federation admirals would listen to at casual parties for a good laugh. Great scene!

    • @inusberard5848
      @inusberard5848 Před 7 lety +12

      linkeffect82 And show in diplomacy classes. "And that class is how to be LIKE A BOSS!"

    • @7thsealord888
      @7thsealord888 Před 5 lety +13

      Required viewing in the Academy, under the heading 'How To Deal With The Shelliac".

  • @jakep1979
    @jakep1979 Před 9 lety +274

    I need Picard by my side when I ask for a raise at work.

    • @inusberard5686
      @inusberard5686 Před 9 lety +15

      +jakep1979 We ALL need Picard at our side for any negotiation. Man...imagine him on a union!

    • @TomasWille
      @TomasWille Před 8 lety +4

      +Inus Berard I won't be suprised if he is also a hell of a lawyer. If i kill a guy, i want him to be my lawyer lol!

    • @inusberard5686
      @inusberard5686 Před 8 lety +4

      Panta Gorian
      "My client is guilty of being innocent." Picard would confuse the judge and jury long enough to make them doubt themselves. Hung jury or not guilty verdict coming up methinks.

    • @TomasWille
      @TomasWille Před 8 lety

      Inus Berard He will even make the judge himself believe that the prisontime will be given to himself. (the judge)

    • @inusberard5686
      @inusberard5686 Před 8 lety +2

      Panta Gorian
      "Will the plaintiff please rise." lol

  • @danielmccurdy862
    @danielmccurdy862 Před 5 lety +12

    And somewhere, in the back of Picard's consciousness, the essence of Sarek smiled.

    • @paulhunter6742
      @paulhunter6742 Před 2 lety

      I believe this episode happened long before Picard's mind meld with Spock's father. But, I could be wrong.

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 Před rokem

      This episode was long before that one.

    • @tygrkhat4087
      @tygrkhat4087 Před 6 měsíci

      Word of this got back to the rest of the Federation; well, Sarek may not have smiled, but he would have raised an eyebrow out of respect for Picard using logic to win the day.

  • @rainbowsnail4171
    @rainbowsnail4171 Před 4 lety +10

    Riker silently smiling wider and wider is amazing.

  • @sebastianrodriguez893
    @sebastianrodriguez893 Před 7 lety +122

    2:22 LAFORGE: Captain, we can do it. We can modify the transporters. PICARD: Excellent. LAFORGE: It'll take fifteen years, and a research team of a hundred. lol

    • @haweater1555
      @haweater1555 Před 4 lety +24

      Surprisingly sarcastic comment to give to your captain.

    • @ianmoseley9910
      @ianmoseley9910 Před 4 lety +17

      So that will be 2 months with a team of 10,000?

    • @themocaw
      @themocaw Před 3 lety +25

      To be fair, Picard told him he doesn't want to hear "No" for an answer again and find a way. LaForge did that.

    • @parkerkip6599
      @parkerkip6599 Před 2 lety +4

      People don't get it. Lafarge doesn't want to disappoint Picard.

    • @tb4495
      @tb4495 Před 2 lety +4

      Picard was fantastic! But I feel LaForge stole the show at the moment.

  • @tanall5959
    @tanall5959 Před 8 lety +371

    0:44 That look on Riker's face just screams 'This is gonna be good.'

    • @LorenHelgeson
      @LorenHelgeson Před 7 lety +40

      Tanall "You enjoyed that." "You're damned right."

    • @Howyaduing
      @Howyaduing Před 7 lety +2

      Loren Helgeson "Say My Name!"

    • @briangillespey2583
      @briangillespey2583 Před 7 lety +2

      More like Who's your Daddy

    • @Deodoto
      @Deodoto Před 6 lety

      Tanall ‘

    • @karlsmith2570
      @karlsmith2570 Před 3 lety +2

      And how Captain Picard made the Sheliak wait before having Worf open the channel to get their response
      Brutal

  • @JonSmith-oy4bi
    @JonSmith-oy4bi Před rokem +10

    The amount of joy I get of seeing Picard win at any sort of diplomacy or negotiation is just crazy

  • @tommypetraglia4688
    @tommypetraglia4688 Před 4 lety +15

    1:10 "... Absurd. We carry the membership. We can 'brook' no delay..."
    [ BROOK | definition in the Cambridge English Dictionary
    brook meaning:
    1 . a small stream:
    2. to not allow or accept something, especially a difference of opinion or intention. As a verb, brook is a rather stuffy word for "put up with." The lord of the manor might say, "I will brook no trespassing on my land." ]
    Did y'all catch that?

  • @normanroscher7545
    @normanroscher7545 Před 5 lety +421

    If 2:26 was a century earlier: "It will take 15 years and a research team of 100..."
    "Mr Scott, do what you can!"
    "Aye, Sir! I'll have that bloody thing running in an hour."

    • @Wells306
      @Wells306 Před 4 lety +60

      Nah, Scotty would always multiply by a factor of 4. So he'll spec 60 years and still look like a miracle worker.

    • @willjenkins4195
      @willjenkins4195 Před 4 lety +27

      Wells306 damn right he would he says so himself when he is on TNG. If you tell people how long it will really take no one will call you a miracle worker

    • @estudiordl
      @estudiordl Před 4 lety +24

      @@Wells306 I loved when scotty ask jordi the actual repair time in the episode he is rescued 😁

    • @talltomtube
      @talltomtube Před 4 lety +13

      @@---nu4ed Mr. La Forge, I believe we will postpone.

    • @atrociousconsequences4432
      @atrociousconsequences4432 Před 4 lety +1

      Thought "bloody" was more English than Scottish, so didn't use that term often.

  • @ghosttwo2
    @ghosttwo2 Před 7 lety +61

    This episode taught me the word "Abeyance"

  • @GrandSupremeDaddyo
    @GrandSupremeDaddyo Před 3 lety +17

    Geordi marched in ready to give the speech of his life about how Starfleet always expects miracles from its engineers and Picard shot him straight down.

  • @xxxCrackerJack501xxx
    @xxxCrackerJack501xxx Před 2 lety +117

    The Sheliak plot with Picard in this episode is literally like half an hour of dialogue and reading through old treaties but regardless is tense, engaging, and the payoff is 100 times more satisfying than the constant nihilistic action of Picard or Star Trek Discovery, I really hope Picard season 2 brings back episodes (and writing quality) like this

    • @jakubjedlicka3671
      @jakubjedlicka3671 Před 2 lety +9

      It didnt tho

    • @xxxCrackerJack501xxx
      @xxxCrackerJack501xxx Před 2 lety +7

      @@jakubjedlicka3671 yep, I was a fool for having a flicker of hope when I saw John de Lancie on board but Season 2 was worse than I possibly could have expected. On the bright side at least Orville Season 3 is awesome

    • @punchypizzainpizza6616
      @punchypizzainpizza6616 Před 2 lety +1

      Picard is just P Stew making a shitty therapy session about his childhood abuse. Deal with that in actual therapy, not self aggrandizing tv that ruins an established character

    • @xxxCrackerJack501xxx
      @xxxCrackerJack501xxx Před 2 lety +3

      @@punchypizzainpizza6616 that's exactly what it was, Stewart never gave a shit about Star Trek he's just living out a dying fantasy to be a leading man again at the expense of (arguably) his greatest character's legacy

    • @compmanio36
      @compmanio36 Před 2 lety +1

      @@xxxCrackerJack501xxx Yeah unfortunately the more you read up on Patrick Stewart, it's clear that what saved TNG was the writers and the producers telling him "No, you can't play the part the way you want, you have to play the character as written."
      Imagine how TNG would have gone if Stewart had played Picard the way he did in the movies or in the Picard series. It would have flopped, hard. And Trek would have died off, right then and there.

  • @stoneddom
    @stoneddom Před 10 lety +412

    That dust was unacceptable.. those Sheliak can wait.

    • @stormsigma
      @stormsigma Před 7 lety +4

      Right??

    • @RagicaltheUnhallowedKnight
      @RagicaltheUnhallowedKnight Před 5 lety +6

      Ship's been slacking off it seems as it is "self-cleaning" after all. Damned lazy Galaxy class!

    • @thecursor1
      @thecursor1 Před 5 lety +2

      Picard runs a tight ship, you know someone got chewed out for that.

    • @JimBob-ky8sm
      @JimBob-ky8sm Před 5 lety +3

      @@RagicaltheUnhallowedKnight Must have been made in China....

    • @Panthorius
      @Panthorius Před 5 lety +1

      dominic labriola - should of pulled his dust buster out from his chair and cleaned abit before recontacting the sheliak lol

  • @ImmortalfireTheMod
    @ImmortalfireTheMod Před 9 lety +500

    This is why Picard is awesome.

    • @curtisberard2632
      @curtisberard2632 Před 8 lety +76

      Calling Picard a hell of a diplomat is like saying the Pacfic is a little damp. Picard is what a diplomat wishes they could be.

    • @shiningshadow4926
      @shiningshadow4926 Před 8 lety +7

      In one of the more boring alternate futures (All Good Things), he becomes one of their greatest ambassadors. Fortunately, Kirk sets him straight in his very last speech that their true calling is forever Making A Difference on the Enterprise.

    • @vysearcadia522
      @vysearcadia522 Před 7 lety +11

      Just know that ambassadors and diplomats that created the treaty's "Pursuant 2, Paragraph 1290 and furthermore Pursuant 2, subsection D-3", Picard would not have been able to bend the Sheliak to his will.

    • @nathanielwilliams3891
      @nathanielwilliams3891 Před 7 lety +25

      I think you're confused about what "pursuant to" means...

    • @alphanerd7221
      @alphanerd7221 Před 3 lety

      @@curtisberard2632 Picard isn't a good diplomat. The other captains are better except for the Discovery lot.

  • @menzicosce
    @menzicosce Před rokem +10

    As a child this was confusing, as adult in the legal field it’s so satisfying

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Using The Book to beat someone over the head.

  • @maddslothii2532
    @maddslothii2532 Před 4 lety +7

    Troi: "I don't follow you sir" then she walks in the opposite direction.

  • @inusberard5686
    @inusberard5686 Před 11 lety +53

    Wesley:"He asks the impossible!"
    Geordi:"Well, that's the short definition of captain."

  • @AndrewTGreen
    @AndrewTGreen Před 8 lety +63

    I love the look as he walks down... 'I have these idiots and they don't even know it..."

    • @3Rayfire
      @3Rayfire Před 7 lety +10

      yeah that smirk said, "I'm about to whip their ass."

  • @eriolhiiragizawa729
    @eriolhiiragizawa729 Před 4 lety +10

    Picard just owned the Sheliak like annoying telemarketers.
    Sheliak: *ring ring*
    Picard: *dusts the Enterprise plaque* "Hmm, when was the last time this was cleaned..."
    Sheliak: *ring ring*
    Picard: . . .
    Sheliak: *ring ring ring*
    Picard: "Yes, thank you. Don't call again."
    Sheliak: *gets the fekk outta there*

  • @inusberard5686
    @inusberard5686 Před 10 lety +359

    I love how Picard slams the Sheliak with their own treaty. Basically he's saying, "Either give me my three weeks or you can take this treaty, cram if up whatever orifice your people use for an ass, and wait six months."

    • @empath69
      @empath69 Před 4 lety +18

      ...or break the treaty in toto and lose any claim to the planet at all (along with a myriad OTHER problems that arise from the loss of the treaty)

    • @TheNoiseySpectator
      @TheNoiseySpectator Před 3 lety

      I find it unlike ly the Sheliak would agree to that paragraph as written;
      Surely they would want both sides to _agree on_ the arbitrating party instead of letting one side or the other just choose who.

    • @GuukanKitsune
      @GuukanKitsune Před 3 lety +11

      @@TheNoiseySpectator This is the kind of shit that happens when you don't READ what you're signing.

    • @curtisberard7831
      @curtisberard7831 Před 3 lety +2

      @@GuukanKitsune Kind of like an adage ny friend tries to live by. "Never agree to something unlesd you know EXACTLY what you're agreeing to."

    • @clrobertson13
      @clrobertson13 Před 3 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Travigameis
    @Travigameis Před 9 lety +97

    "At which time, we can get this matter settled" (troll smile)

  • @butchmaidment
    @butchmaidment Před 2 lety +10

    This is brilliant and one reason why Picard is one of the top handful of TV characters ever created.

  • @RideAcrossTheRiver
    @RideAcrossTheRiver Před rokem +7

    Troi: Horrified, just horrified at what men can get away with
    Worf: Griping and grousing silently at what humans get away with
    Picard: Not letting any life form get away with anything
    Riker: Ah cud eats this up wit' a spoon, it's so damgud

  • @JonesNate
    @JonesNate Před 5 lety +41

    I loved this scene from the first time I watched it! It starts out very good when Picard names the arbitration race, then gets even better from there. Riker and Troi's reactions are priceless. Riker is barely containing his laughter. And the way Troi looks like she's panicking when Picard wipes the dust from the plaque?-Priceless!

  • @Jackie-McCann
    @Jackie-McCann Před 12 lety +46

    Riker: "You enjoyed that."
    Picard: "You're damned right!"
    CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD FTW! XD

  • @markconrad9619
    @markconrad9619 Před 4 lety +5

    Me after Picard hung up on the Sheliak: Muahahahaha (evil laugh)

  • @scsi_joe
    @scsi_joe Před 3 lety +17

    This is the Picard we want in the Picard series!

  • @sudburylawyer
    @sudburylawyer Před 8 lety +519

    The lawyer in me loves this scene.

    • @DavidOfWhitehills
      @DavidOfWhitehills Před 7 lety +11

      I hope you're charging him quintuple his own hourly rate.

    • @BigNoseDog
      @BigNoseDog Před 7 lety +54

      sudburylawyer, the episode was written by a former lawyer.

    • @GrijzePilion
      @GrijzePilion Před 6 lety +6

      But have you seen Boston Legal?

    • @darthXreven
      @darthXreven Před 6 lety +4

      GrijzePilion: Boston Legal was the shiznit! i don't usually go for law shows but that one was really good, great cast, great writing well done show,

    • @dooplon5083
      @dooplon5083 Před 6 lety

      dispatcher7007 Why?

  • @vguyver2
    @vguyver2 Před 8 lety +37

    It's comical how fast the Sheliak haul ass on their ship just after Picard merely threatened to end the treaty. They spent the majority of the episode wasting time and practically flaunting it in his face.

    • @curtisberard2632
      @curtisberard2632 Před 8 lety +3

      Technically he wasn't ENDING the treaty per se, he was actually more suspending it. That's essentially what "in abayance(sp?)" means.

    • @vguyver2
      @vguyver2 Před 8 lety +1

      curtis Berard abeyance, it's fittingly old French word. Still, a suspension could lead to a permanent end to a treaty. His annoying counterparts clearly did not want to risk that.
      I wonder how the other captains would have handled this.

    • @curtisberard2632
      @curtisberard2632 Před 8 lety +4

      Kirk probably would've gone in guns blazing. But Kirk's diplomacy was always at the end of a phaser.

    • @vguyver2
      @vguyver2 Před 8 lety +6

      curtis Berard Sisko probably end up doing what Picard did but much more blunt and way faster. He would not be patient, which would be best in this situation.
      Archer... umm... heh He'd probably give up and ask T'Pol
      Janeway, god help us.
      Sulu, not sure what he'd do.

    • @SamaritanPrime
      @SamaritanPrime Před 6 lety +5

      + V Guyver If we're talking Prime Sulu, I dunno. Probably pull out a rapier and ask to beam aboard to settle this man-to-man.
      If we're talking Kelvin timeline Sulu, he'd pull off one heck of a bluff. This IS the guy who managed to get Khan to surrender to Kirk.

  • @Aramanth
    @Aramanth Před rokem +2

    ...or "How Picard found a loophole in the contract."
    2:26 Favorite LaForge moment! 🛠💛
    Thanks for posting!

  • @SvalPlays
    @SvalPlays Před 2 lety +17

    This is why I like Picard.
    He got his. He won.
    And he was gracious in victory.
    "Thank you" and a polite bow.

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 Před 9 měsíci +1

      He had made hs point. No need to be rude.

  • @VampireYoshi
    @VampireYoshi Před 10 lety +362

    "Captain, when the treaty was first negotiated, the Federation sent 372 legal experts. What do we have?"
    ...Your boss, Counselor. Watch and be amazed.

    • @inusberard5686
      @inusberard5686 Před 9 lety +35

      What do we have....we have Jean-Luc Freakin' Picard!

    • @inusberard5686
      @inusberard5686 Před 8 lety +11

      +Jamie Stewart Truly the kahonas the size of grapefruits.

    • @christopherg2347
      @christopherg2347 Před 7 lety +64

      To be fair, that section was only in there because of one of those 372 legal experts. So they did their job, quite well actually.

    • @hithere8753
      @hithere8753 Před 7 lety +29

      What an optimistic message for the future where they depict lawyers as being actually useful.

    • @christopherg2347
      @christopherg2347 Před 7 lety +7

      +Adam G: Lawyers are usefull, as long as there is another party to use them against. I do not see how the future or interspecies relations would be different.

  • @Spystreak
    @Spystreak Před 7 lety +274

    This is what puts Picard leagues above Captain Kirk IMO; such snarky behavior expertly masked by discipline and nobility.

    • @RIDDICK0911
      @RIDDICK0911 Před 6 lety +19

      The actor is an Englishman.
      The character is French.
      That's what one'd expect from him.
      _
      Kirk is still the most enjoyable Captain of Trek.

    • @huskyfaninmass1042
      @huskyfaninmass1042 Před 5 lety +9

      Kirk would have banged all the babes on Risa. He's tops in my book.

    • @motoman2WH3
      @motoman2WH3 Před 5 lety +7

      Well... different, but in a very good way.
      Kirk may have been a right proper Captain for the era of the late '60s -- um, I mean, 1312.4. (Space Western, and all that.) Picard gave us a look at what humanity could become, having advanced another 3/4 century.

    • @darryl_andrew
      @darryl_andrew Před 5 lety

      Well put

    • @EarlJohn61
      @EarlJohn61 Před 5 lety +11

      *Kirk* was a "frontier" captain... Searching for new civilizations on the edge of known space. His mission was always on the edge of the Federation's influence or further out.
      *Picard* was a "diplomatic" captain... Filling in the holes the frontier captains (both past & present) had missed. His mission had the full weight of the Federation available at reasonable reaction rates.

  • @TrueBackLash
    @TrueBackLash Před 2 lety +1

    That M. Bison throat slit to cut off the screen was ruthless. It’s like Picard was saying “Get these clowns of my screen Mr. Worf.”

  • @darthhodges
    @darthhodges Před 3 lety +6

    Growing up I think this scene was my first lesson in "malicious compliance".

  • @av799
    @av799 Před 8 lety +83

    Perhaps my favorite Picard moment.

    • @KaitouKenshiro
      @KaitouKenshiro Před 5 lety +2

      True this one of Picard's greatest moment... yet my favorite is when that Admiral is order Data to hand over his daughter and Picards tells him no and says, 'Order a man to handover his child to the state not while I'm his captain'.

    • @MarcoScetta
      @MarcoScetta Před 5 lety +2

      One of the best for sure. I also like when he asks the Klingons for a cloaked ship.

  • @realekedolphin
    @realekedolphin Před 8 lety +110

    "You enjoyed that." "You're damned right!"

    • @TheNoonish
      @TheNoonish Před 8 lety +22

      Moments like THAT cause people to fall in love with Star Trek. It's humor based entirely on the situation and the build up, and it's completely in character. It's hilarious in the context in which it's delivered, and it's even better when it's delivered by Sir Patrick Stewart.

    • @tenhirankei
      @tenhirankei Před 7 lety +9

      "Now, Commander we shall investigate the question as to whether the Sheliak can sweat."

  • @wolfmantheimpaler
    @wolfmantheimpaler Před 2 lety +6

    The way he walks over to the plaque, you just know Picard was hoping the Sheliak were capable of sweating so he could make them sweat it out for those seconds, ultimate power move

  • @bagpipejack8979
    @bagpipejack8979 Před 3 lety +10

    I allways admired the way the tng crew works as a team and solves challenges together

  • @B34RD
    @B34RD Před 5 lety +27

    "It will take 15 years and a team of 100 researchers."
    "You have 3 weeks."

  • @bbenjoe
    @bbenjoe Před 9 lety +70

    Jean-Luc "The" Picard.

    • @motoman2WH3
      @motoman2WH3 Před 5 lety

      ...I see what you did there... You Mintakan, you....

  • @Trek001
    @Trek001 Před 4 lety +3

    Sheliak Captain: Search our memory banks for Picard
    Sheliak Officer: Sir, he's occasional friends with a being known as Q, explored the furthest that any being has been before and even the Klingons fear him
    Sheliak Captain: Bloody hell, open hailing frequency quickly

    • @Devonimp
      @Devonimp Před 3 lety

      Sheliak Officer: Sir he's not responding.
      Sheliak Captain: KEEP TRYING! Nonononono please pick up.

  • @michaelcreek3813
    @michaelcreek3813 Před 4 lety +2

    I love how LaForge goes all the way up to the bridge just so he can be a smartass right to Captain Picard's face.

  • @brucebrunger9326
    @brucebrunger9326 Před 5 lety +30

    Riker: “You enjoyed that...”
    “Picard: “You’re damned right!”
    I laugh with glee each time I see that scene😆🤣
    (Picard you badass-you!)

  • @D2jspOFFICIAL
    @D2jspOFFICIAL Před 8 lety +66

    I like how Ryker is laughing all the time ^^

    • @thewewguy8t88
      @thewewguy8t88 Před 7 lety +13

      i feel like he is always laughing. and honestly i am not sure if he is laughing in character or out of character.

    • @Xenoforge78
      @Xenoforge78 Před 6 lety +1

      +thewewguy8t88 Probably both. Lol.

    • @dphorgan
      @dphorgan Před 6 lety +2

      Who's Ryker?

  • @jamesdouglas6977
    @jamesdouglas6977 Před 4 lety +4

    I like the part where Picard checks that the ships plaque had been recently dusted by some junior enlisted member of the crew.
    Then decides it’s time to answer the hail.

  • @wanderinghistorian
    @wanderinghistorian Před 4 lety +39

    Remember when Star Trek was good? The Sheliak remember.

  • @ims0deranged
    @ims0deranged Před 10 lety +154

    1:31 , that moment when your ex tries to call you.

  • @bigevil1001
    @bigevil1001 Před 9 lety +29

    This was when audiences realized Picard had changed for the better after season 2

  • @jamealjordon1376
    @jamealjordon1376 Před 4 lety +7

    Seeing Picard slowly walk off towards the plaque is completely unexpected. You're use to seeing him answer the hail and this time, its played differently.

  • @solucaoatende
    @solucaoatende Před rokem +3

    Man, this series is a legend!
    Even far for perfection the writers was a lot of good moments and true inspiration.
    And the charm of Stewart and Frakes was gold!
    Good times...

  • @savagetv6460
    @savagetv6460 Před 8 lety +59

    This is full proof why lawful neutral is the best alignment in fiction

    • @teemum.9023
      @teemum.9023 Před 8 lety +3

      I LOVE chaotic good

    • @savagetv6460
      @savagetv6460 Před 8 lety +2

      Teemu M.
      simplistic and easy to find a way out. It is literally the most over done alignment is fiction

    • @teemum.9023
      @teemum.9023 Před 8 lety +1

      Dex Starr Because that´s how being happy should be, although I don´t see anything simplistic and easy about ferries, annoying, mean beasts yet still good, as in we can trust the unpredictable.

    • @thesilverrook3502
      @thesilverrook3502 Před 8 lety +11

      Pretty sure that the crew of the Enterprise qualifies as Lawful Good, not Neutral. The crew of DS9 qualified as Lawful Neutral (Sisko for example). I love Star Trek. My absolute favorite series. I'd say Chaotic Good is the most entertaining. Definitely not overdone! We don't get enough of it!

    • @DarthObscurity
      @DarthObscurity Před 7 lety +2

      +The Silver Rook Captain Picard leaves an entire species to die because of the prime directive. Lawful Neutral.

  • @BigLovinB
    @BigLovinB Před 5 lety +9

    "This is hopeless. Fighting would be preferable." My favorite Worf lines ever.

  • @markgarrison7722
    @markgarrison7722 Před 7 měsíci +4

    A master class in malicious compliance. THIS is how you defeat a lawful evil enemy. 😆

  • @JonSmith-oy4bi
    @JonSmith-oy4bi Před rokem +3

    One of my favorite episodes from this season. Picard is just wild for that, but takes his victory as respectful as possible.

  • @deepatel123
    @deepatel123 Před 10 lety +28

    LOL at Riker's reaction to Worf's comment at 0:03

  • @ashkrikorian5753
    @ashkrikorian5753 Před 5 lety +14

    between this and the one where they have the cloaked klingon ships as backup against the romulans... fantastic strategic scenes

    • @keamu8580
      @keamu8580 Před 2 lety

      Picard has the highest unarmed attack power of any Starfleet captain.
      Sisko hits harder. But he has to pull the trigger to do it.

  • @moviesrocks2
    @moviesrocks2 Před 3 lety +3

    This was the moment that made me LOVE this show even more! I laughed my head off. "you're damn right!" I think i might have even cheered a bit. thanks for uploading

  • @Nox_the_alien
    @Nox_the_alien Před 9 měsíci +2

    Picard earned the respect of nearly everyone he ever came in contact with

  • @LucysArt
    @LucysArt Před 7 lety +32

    If my boss would be like captain Picard, I'd enjoy being at work :)

    • @inusberard5848
      @inusberard5848 Před 7 lety +2

      Lucy260 Never have to worry about things being dull.

    • @theguy6037
      @theguy6037 Před 5 lety +1

      I'd settle for a boss like Michael from The Office

    • @archer494
      @archer494 Před 4 lety +2

      If my boss were like Picard, I'd actually have to work 😁