[Jerma] "Humans Are NOT Suppose To Be Doing This!" - Amish Andy

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Komentáře • 172

  • @boopdoop2251
    @boopdoop2251 Před rokem +1365

    To be fair, we do need to slow down as a society so we can actually enjoy things, but seeing Jerma rant about this in the most incoherent way in the middle of a stream because he’s losing at a video game is utterly hilarious

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker Před rokem +6

      Slowing down as a society wouldn’t benefit us at this point, though?

    • @obskurium5488
      @obskurium5488 Před rokem +130

      @@HabitualThinker Pretty sure it would, humans are arguably unhappier than ever right now

    • @deer8071
      @deer8071 Před rokem +8

      that is to say, unless all interent access worldwide just stopped working permanently for no particular reason... it sure would be a shame if that were to happen...

    • @obskurium5488
      @obskurium5488 Před rokem +32

      @@deer8071 That all sounds great but society would completely collapse, millions would die

    • @blinded6502
      @blinded6502 Před rokem +16

      @@HabitualThinker Bruh, what are you talking about, of course it would. Do you even know how many people are stressed out of their minds?

  • @grifter3680
    @grifter3680 Před rokem +1008

    gotta love the chatter who said "Amish Andy" while Jerma was ranting about wheelbarrows and bakeries

  • @jeremyquiros5483
    @jeremyquiros5483 Před rokem +596

    The best part of this playthrough was Hakita (dev) and Gianni (VA for Gabriel) watching along and roasting him on Twitter.

    • @spartan7375
      @spartan7375 Před rokem +148

      how rude of them to harass an elderly man just trying to enjoy a video game like that

    • @Swagmaster1102
      @Swagmaster1102 Před rokem +90

      “Jerma. Turn back now. The layers of this game are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the will of Hakita.”
      -Gianni as Gabriel, probably

    • @Fisk15
      @Fisk15 Před 10 měsíci +17

      @@Swagmaster1102 And then Goku showed up

  • @eleanor5675
    @eleanor5675 Před rokem +176

    imagine being V2 and suddenly V1 is coming at you with a shotgun like "WHOS THE QUAKER OATS GUY< WHY DID YOU SAY THE QUAKER OATS GUY"

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 Před 8 měsíci +99

    "When Ben Franklin was writing up the goddamn declaration of independence, there was no GUGGIDA GUGGIDA IN THERE!"
    Is probably the best jerma quote ever birthed from his vocal cords

  • @HerOwnKnife
    @HerOwnKnife Před rokem +337

    I like how he consistently expects V2 to come out of the wrong window and when he breaks through the front window he seems surprised

  • @daniellee9758
    @daniellee9758 Před rokem +228

    "and there's like a baker and a butcher" and a quest giver too i bet

    • @Mariodash23
      @Mariodash23 Před 11 měsíci +25

      That would be the candlestick maker.

    • @mythcat1273
      @mythcat1273 Před měsícem +2

      Yeah because medieval villages only exist in video games

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Před dnem

      ​@@mythcat1273That's true though, medieval villages no longer exist

  • @goriaz1542
    @goriaz1542 Před rokem +470

    Image being called a communist, a traditional conservative and an anarcho-primitivist all in a span of a minute talking

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy Před rokem +42

      twitter

    • @TheManinBlack9054
      @TheManinBlack9054 Před rokem +55

      Its all the same thing in a way. Horse shoe theory andy

    • @peterdumpel5729
      @peterdumpel5729 Před rokem +14

      @@TheManinBlack9054 traditional convservatism - the most politically extreme ideology

    • @octomium
      @octomium Před rokem

      @@peterdumpel5729 fascism 💀

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 Před 11 měsíci +29

      Some of these are not mutually exclusive.
      Communism is a resource distribution system that rejects private property.
      Anarchism is the organisation of power in the hands of all the people in the community equally.
      Primitivism is the rejection of modern technology.
      Traditionalism/conservatism is cringe.
      In Jerma's case the political ideology best describing his worldview would be "Amish Abraham". Oh oh political comment section

  • @JessicaSamsonCoolCool
    @JessicaSamsonCoolCool Před rokem +137

    My favorite comment is someone calling him jermadiah

  • @Gibdoh
    @Gibdoh Před rokem +227

    Jerma is the type of guy to convince you that humans can't handle the *guggada-guggada* but then murder the entire municipality of Ashwaubenon in 13 minutes flat

    • @Jman0163
      @Jman0163 Před rokem +5

      he doesn't like others being able to play with his own god like powers

  • @ardantop132na6
    @ardantop132na6 Před rokem +57

    *"Humans aren't supposed to do this. We're supposed to thresing wheats and died of smallpox."*
    -Max0r, sentient editing software

  • @ZEDEX252
    @ZEDEX252 Před rokem +227

    I don't think Jerma here is supposed to be human in the first place

    • @iminumst7827
      @iminumst7827 Před rokem +16

      Watching jerma constantly trying to guess how humans are supposed to behave like it my favorite part of his stream

    • @knatspray
      @knatspray Před 8 měsíci +4

      He should’ve been a wolf-lion hybrid mix

  • @PhantoFantasma
    @PhantoFantasma Před rokem +166

    jerma mowing the lawn:
    "jesus christ dude, like, hu-humans aren't meant to be doing this shit are you kidding me? we're supposed to be like, bringing bread to our villages in wheelbarrows and smashing rocks together and shit, humans- people aren't supposed to do this.."

  • @crungo619
    @crungo619 Před rokem +74

    Guggitaguggita actually was in the original draft of the U.S. Constitution, but it was removed because when they reviewed it before signing, the Founding Fathers couldn't remember who added it.

    • @gegethedog
      @gegethedog Před rokem +9

      future jerma tried time traveling to include guggadaguggada in the constitution so present society would've prepared jerma to be good at a video game

    • @junipre985
      @junipre985 Před rokem +1

      it definitely was not ben franklin

  • @JakeSteam
    @JakeSteam Před 10 měsíci +40

    1:28 I have never seen so many facial expressions in such a short time period

  • @NireFuster
    @NireFuster Před rokem +596

    The way Jerma's brain works is absolutely fascinating, I love everytime he goes into these nonsensical rants, it's not the first time he's said 'humans aren't supposed to be doing this!' on stream, it's incredible that he thinks the natural state of humans is to live in a small village with no modern tools where everything is done by hand and manpower. He's said the same thing about cars before and how he finds the concept of a car to be so weird and alien and unnatural, and for some reason I don't even believe it's a bit or a joke I think he legitimately believes these things.

    • @beastminer147
      @beastminer147 Před rokem +71

      Unabomber vibes

    • @Thebdippy
      @Thebdippy Před rokem +51

      He's right

    • @melandor0
      @melandor0 Před rokem +124

      He's totally right though humans didn't evolve to be able to survive a car crash we evolved to roam the savannah and stab a boar

    • @kobold7466
      @kobold7466 Před rokem +2

      they are true

    • @AmorphousCrow57
      @AmorphousCrow57 Před rokem +30

      Don`t Forget Jerma is also terrified of ovens

  • @angelnavarro553
    @angelnavarro553 Před rokem +32

    whenever im shooting a gun a lot in a game, i always remember the ben franklin quote "gugu-guguh-guhguhdu"

  • @sugarbun9036
    @sugarbun9036 Před rokem +68

    Leave some room for GUGGITAGUGGITA

  • @RedNumber19
    @RedNumber19 Před rokem +20

    “Humans are supposed to be hunting animals and dying of cholera not doing this shit”

  • @hayk3000
    @hayk3000 Před rokem +35

    I love that he inadvertently proves his point of a substitute teacher not being that smart, by misusing the word "underestimate" in the same sentence

  • @loganwoodrum2600
    @loganwoodrum2600 Před rokem +26

    ranting about not being a Quaker while beating v2 is peak Jerma

  • @eg1641
    @eg1641 Před rokem +15

    Jerma accidentally invents kropotkins theory of mutual aid

  • @KatorianLegacy
    @KatorianLegacy Před rokem +45

    He has a point.
    Our ability to analyze and understand how the world works is based in the evolution of social behavior.
    Humans lacked the anatomy needed to hunt or survive effectively in their new Savannah habitat.
    Suriving in groups led to evolutionary pressure to become better at group work and cooperation, which made us more likely to survive.
    As a result of this, human brains began to evolve to better understand the thought processes and ideas of fellow humans.
    This became an evolutionary arms race within early humans ancestors, as those who could better understand, predict, and comprehend the thoughts and ideas of other hominins were more likely to cooperate succesfully and therefore survive to reproduce and pass those socializing genes to their kids.
    HOWEVER
    The ability to 'imagine' the complex social thought processes of another human can also be applied to the world around us, as the 'Starting state > process > end state' makes humans turing complete.
    We litterally evolved computer brains to play the game of socializing and ended up altering the world around us enough to create an exponential growth in quality of life.
    So be gentle on Jerma when his brain malfunctions, because all of our brains are evolved for a world of human socializing and wilderness survival, and modern society is entirely unnatural by it's nature.
    TL;DR:
    Human brains are evolved to understand other people's thoughts and not die in the wilderness.
    Modern society and tech has only been around for around 4k years of our total evolution, so it's okay if Jerma gets overwhelmed because realistically speaking Humans are not evolved for today's world and so stress is understandable, even for so called 'trivial things'.
    Okay bye now

  • @Iteration456-8_codename_goblin

    Well humans can beat games like darksouls, they can dominate those around them by playing games very fast, and sometimes human do more than god intended by going into space
    But this skinwalker? He has nothing on the indomitable human spirit

  • @HerOwnKnife
    @HerOwnKnife Před rokem +34

    This stream was even more chaotic than the game itself, which is pretty impressive. Probably one of my favourite jerma streams

  • @awesomeman3750
    @awesomeman3750 Před rokem +17

    imagine making a videogame so FUCKED it turns someone amish

  • @RingTeam
    @RingTeam Před rokem +30

    Thank you for this video. You have no idea how much I laughed at the Ben Franklin part.

  • @awkwardsilence430
    @awkwardsilence430 Před rokem +52

    Yeah everything in modern society is at breakneck speed and makes an individual feel meaningless, so through being bad at the game jerma perfectly pointed out the flaws in modern life.

    • @qwertydavid8070
      @qwertydavid8070 Před 28 dny +1

      I love how chat just gaslights jerma into thinking he's insane. He is, literally, a normal guy. Heck, he might be the most chill and down to earth streamer I know. But his audience is just hellbent on proving he's deranged lol (I know it's just a collective joke, but it's still funny)

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Před dnem +1

      ​@@qwertydavid8070Yeah tbh part of what's refreshing with Jerma is he's older and not fully brainrotted

  • @robertsides3626
    @robertsides3626 Před rokem +27

    Jerma and his classic 17th century boomer rants. Proof that he is hundreds if not thousands of years old.

  • @thepopo592
    @thepopo592 Před 5 měsíci +5

    THERE WAS NO "gugeda gugeda" IN THE CONSTITUTION 💀

  • @xDeeKayHD
    @xDeeKayHD Před rokem +12

    Chat question marking Jerma as if this isn’t his normal behaviour

  • @artemisflow6658
    @artemisflow6658 Před měsícem +1

    Jerma's understanding of a human society is an RPG starting village

  • @anansi6344
    @anansi6344 Před rokem +18

    one of my favorite moments

  • @normal_username3231
    @normal_username3231 Před rokem +13

    Tbf, jerma kinda has a point. V2 was so difficult for me that it made my skill increase by so much that every other boss except the Gabriel rematch seemed so much easier in comparison

  • @thepopo592
    @thepopo592 Před 5 měsíci +17

    Can somebody PLEASE make a "jerma tweakin' compilation"

  • @oshada
    @oshada Před rokem +4

    the advanced language processing in his artificial brain bugged out a bit there, he went Australian

  • @beef5able
    @beef5able Před rokem +12

    He looks like Nancy pelosi in the thumbnail

  • @Mr.Spongecake
    @Mr.Spongecake Před 8 měsíci +2

    "There was no time for *_guggudah guggudah..._* I just beat it.... 😳"

  • @CounterNerd
    @CounterNerd Před rokem +6

    0:48 Worst Face 2022 candidate
    edit: nvm this whole video is a compilation of worst face candidates

  • @nolol1388
    @nolol1388 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Jerma says humans aren’t supposed to be like “Gigida gigida,” but be completely forgot about people with adhd and how that’s exactly what they’re like

  • @at_l
    @at_l Před rokem +2

    I’m pretty sure the Declaration of Independence left some room for *GUGGITAGUGGITAGUGUGITAGUGGITAGUGUGITA* in there, it’s just in the really small advertising lettering in the corner

  • @netux
    @netux Před 8 měsíci +2

    I, for some reason, cannot get over the way he says "houses".

  • @FSEThompson
    @FSEThompson Před měsícem

    he got so mad he started freestyling The Dispossessed

  • @liammaloney6637
    @liammaloney6637 Před 24 dny

    love how this is refrenced in the ultrakill steam store page

  • @realPurpleOrb
    @realPurpleOrb Před rokem +3

    He thought that Benjamin Franklin wrote the constitution

  • @falco5148
    @falco5148 Před rokem +4

    Amish Jerma character arc

  • @beaniewearingbastard3125
    @beaniewearingbastard3125 Před 7 měsíci +1

    From now on, i will start calling every shooter game i play a *Guggita-guggita-guggita.*

  • @harrypotamus4968
    @harrypotamus4968 Před 7 dny

    Jerma not knowing about the ctrl key frustrates me to no end

  • @afk8623
    @afk8623 Před rokem +3

    The best part is that jerma is not human at all.

  • @Woogoo336
    @Woogoo336 Před rokem +53

    It's rather presumptuous and arrogant for Jerma to be telling humans what they should and shouldn't be doing.

  • @nutzeeber
    @nutzeeber Před rokem +6

    Did jerma just got possessed by a cockney orphan from old british?

  • @arccusreal
    @arccusreal Před 3 měsíci

    Jerma questions his humanity while playing ULTRAKILL

  • @gryffinp
    @gryffinp Před 3 měsíci

    In a sense, the fact that the sounds produced go far beyond anything humans were ever meant to make or hear is entirely the point of Heavy Metal.

  • @lemonl80
    @lemonl80 Před rokem +1

    here's to him sticking around for act iii

  • @benhaggerty8707
    @benhaggerty8707 Před měsícem

    How did he descend this far into insanity after ten fucking minutes

  • @pauloricardo-wn6ps
    @pauloricardo-wn6ps Před 7 měsíci +1

    no streamer has ever received more question marks than jerma

  • @vaclavjebavy5118
    @vaclavjebavy5118 Před rokem +1

    Jerma's idea of human society is a city builder

  • @Kadamien
    @Kadamien Před rokem +4

    As a Pennsylvanian, I'm very happy to be affiliated with William Penn

  • @thatspacepirate
    @thatspacepirate Před měsícem

    Devil May Quaker

  • @masterofbloopers
    @masterofbloopers Před 8 měsíci

    The Quaker Oats guy is William Penn?! That's crazy!

  • @beanburrito4405
    @beanburrito4405 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Jerma looks like an AI in this clip it’s legitimately uncanny

  • @justsomehoolaginbeinafoolagain

    Funny how when he stopped overthinking the fight and focused on verbally gugaduhgugading the chat he just fell into a dub. I've quoted this nearly every time I've attempted to get more than a D on P-1

  • @keioshiri4198
    @keioshiri4198 Před rokem +1

    The fact he uses only pump shot gun is painful

    • @qwertydavid8070
      @qwertydavid8070 Před 28 dny

      Ultrakill players when one does not have the reaction time of a praying mantis on crack:

  • @ijneb1248
    @ijneb1248 Před rokem +3

    Ted kaczynski

  • @ThatOneGuy-wr8rh
    @ThatOneGuy-wr8rh Před rokem +3

    i loved the part where he let us peep the horror why'd you cut that out man

  • @chuckwagon9973
    @chuckwagon9973 Před rokem +4

    The amish were right all along

  • @NorDank
    @NorDank Před rokem +7

    Unabomber Andy

    • @INRamos13
      @INRamos13 Před rokem

      Damn, you beat me to it... i won't delete it tho

    • @NorDank
      @NorDank Před rokem

      Delete it or I'll strangle you last warning

  • @the_the__empty
    @the_the__empty Před 5 měsíci

    guggida guggida

  • @INRamos13
    @INRamos13 Před rokem +1

    What could Jerma know about what a human would or wouldn't do

  • @liamgustison3520
    @liamgustison3520 Před rokem +1

    gugguhduh gugguhduh forever

  • @deadstar9507
    @deadstar9507 Před rokem

    For anyone wondering the chatter who called jerma "Amish Andy" is cobhopper i believe

  • @the_the__empty
    @the_the__empty Před 5 měsíci

    traditional values andy

  • @j-skullz
    @j-skullz Před 9 měsíci

    Wouldn't gugguda-gugguda-gugguda in olden times just be sending people to war? Which like, they were known to do?

  • @lemonl80
    @lemonl80 Před rokem +1

    20 yeeeeeeears

  • @ireallydontknow6709
    @ireallydontknow6709 Před rokem +4

    Wait, was he actually a substitute teacher?

  • @TheManinBlack9054
    @TheManinBlack9054 Před rokem

    Anprim andy

  • @AdminAbuse
    @AdminAbuse Před rokem

    Supposed*

  • @Jon-hd4qu
    @Jon-hd4qu Před 9 měsíci

    Insane streamer goes on unintelligible rant about humans

  • @volnartheunforgiving3952

    Why did it take you like a year to decide to upload this clip

    • @JermaClips
      @JermaClips  Před rokem +5

      I wasn't even clipping when this stream happened lol (jerma hasn't streamed in like a week and I ran out of new clips so I'm looking for older but golder moments and doing a high quality clip on them, only other clip I saw on this was 1 min and 20 seconds)