i’d like to point out that this joke started because someone said “can you turn the game down? im trying to sleep,” then someone said “can you be quieter im watching this full volume at my mom’s funeral” and it just went on from there
@@oliverholm3973 Building actually is way quieter than other construction jobs, building a house from the ground up might be less loud than having to change part of the layout where there is a lot of destruction that goes on.
I like this implied universe where Jerma will cancel a stream because of a headache but won't cancel it when a deep bore drilling operation starts in his backyard
best part of a jerma stream is when he reads a chat message and you can see the gears turning in his brain to turn this message into one of the "best joke that took five minutes to set up" contenders of the year, and chat realizes a bit is coming and starts geting hyped for it, and then jerma puts a white text on screen and everyone loses their minds
@@rashs6302 multiple times, there is a stream from a Casino game, when he puts a fart with reverb in background, but the video is silent for majority of the time, only to unexpectedly play the sound, it’s similar to how Joel Vargskelethor does his jokes, if you want to know some other people that make jokes like this
@@rashs6302 Absolute favorite version of this is his "Absolutely Destroyed on Red Wine" bit, but there's also the "Rock Out Break" bit and others that I'm completely blanking on right now but any One Guy Moments compilation is sure to have
@@rashs6302 the two that instantly come to mind are the chubby bunny stream where he acts like hes just gotten from the dentist and the screaming and farting one
The way he sets everything up so carefully for the joke 💀 I truly believe the "he doesn't listen to radio in the car, he only has conversations with himself" thing is real after that amount of dedication
@@lucridd2923 it’s a bunch of small, single-celled Jerma’s creating +2 bits, throwing -2 bits out, upgrading the meat grinder, and scheduling streams for the perfect time to get high
@@flamingbull3438 an invisible score that the chat will add or subtract from. Its usually only if the joke has a set up. The + or - is dependent on if the joke was good or not.
@@flamingbull3438 It's from a stream he did with Etalyx where they challenged themselves to beat some co-op game within a time limit. Every time they made a good joke they added 2 minutes to the time limit while bad jokes took 2 minutes away. "+2"/"-2" then evolved to mean "good joke"/"bad joke".
My mom must think I'm insane. We live next to an actual construction site that's annoying af and here I am willingly listening to louder construction sounds on my phone and laughing
@@Cody_Cigar some guy a little earlier during the stream asked jerma if he could turn the stream volume down because he was at his mom's funeral. jerma, of course, read the message out loud and it was a good time
Jerma was truly a great mind of his time, u can see how much joy making these bits bring him, so sad to see him go, he will be missed. may his family rest well knowing he left doing what he loved
@@AINGELPROJECT667 I do say good sir, I have not heard of this affliction by the name of "Ligma". For this reason, I humbly ask you to reveal to me the nature of this ailment.
i love how he walks us through the bit because we're all in on the joke and the elusive new viewers are the audience. truly an incredible way to make any joke
As much as jerma's chat sucks, he couldn't do bits like this without them. Sometimes they influence the best jokes. Chat and jerma can't exist without one another. They are Venom.
How does that pirate ship can fly, even modern pirate ships can't fly. And yet they installed primitive cannons instead of accurate guns. A machine gun could've killed Pacman easily, he's a single infantry unit that casually runs and jumps on steady platforms. What a failure of a murder attempt. The guy was even naked and didn't try to defend himself. What the hell. The guy cringed so hard he committed suicide several times to show the pirates how it's done.
i wish jerma would run his audio through fl studio into obs bruh, he could do so much fucked things, imagine he sidechained his voice to the construction sounds 😂😂😂
i was eating my dinner while watching this and i couldnt stop laughing i also choking for 2 minutes straight while hearing construction noises, so that was fun.
This video is so calming to me. It's like watching somebody play a lullaby on a funny little instrument but it's just jerma trying to talk over a cacophony of construction noises
that would sound like a normal construction site but in the presence of jerma it sounds like an shootout to defend jerma as he tries to stream in his panic box
Someone in the chat saying "OSHA violation Andy" fucking killed me
OSHA
you typed that didn’t you
that sounds funny eventhough I have no idea what the fuck is an OSHA
@@marxist-leninist-protagonist safety violation on a construction site
@@marxist-leninist-protagonist US work safety laws
"when everyone is at the construction site, nobody will be"
what a thoughtful guy
Worst supervillain
Syndrome type beat
Synjroma
Name checks out
I've seen you before. Based.
I love how chat starts typing +2 even before they heard the joke. Like they already know it will be a good one
invest early
Based Dirk fan
Please God where can I get an explanation of the +2 -2 thing I love jerma stuff so much but it drives me insane
Homestunk
@@tajkoreddeninthearctic194 +2 means good joke -2 means bad joke. I don't totally remember why the number 2 was chosen but here we are
Sure Jerma, you turned on "construction sounds," definitely not a front for activating the meat grinder.
Wait, what are you doin here?
I love it when I'm already laughing because of Jerma then one of the comments make me laugh harder
actual PSYCHO
he is trying to hide the screams of his victims
😟
i’d like to point out that this joke started because someone said “can you turn the game down? im trying to sleep,” then someone said “can you be quieter im watching this full volume at my mom’s funeral” and it just went on from there
can you make the stream a bit louder? my stupid baby wont stop crying
I now believe you as I saw a message in there that said “DUDE THE FUNERAL”
dude I did NOT realize this connection that is fucking hilarious
can you quiet doen, im in court
@@Alice-he2zh i’m getting married right now, can you pause the game for my vows
“ten hours of construction noise” is honestly something i’d expect him to listen to casually, or mayhaps even professionally
professional
@Vaccinated Kid i wish you had antivax parents
Jerma gave himself hearing damage from the amount of "10 hours of construction sounds" he listened to
@Vaccinated Kid Absolutely FUCKED local cat
Sexy Back x Home Depot Theme
i fucking love at 0:16 somebody says "jerma be quiet please im in court"
So rude, it wasn't even his turn to testify yet
In an alternate universe he would've made a bit where he testifies in court for 1st degree murder
@@kai_fatallysapphicthe jury raises score boards with a fat 0/10 and send that viewer to jail (idk how court works)
temporary
@seignee this is how it should be
"Theyre building a SKYSCRAPER!" I love how Jerma thinks a bigger building is louder to build than like a Dollar General.
Well yeah duh, you have to build them from the top down, so you need some really big machines. And bigger equals louder. Always.
@@oliverholm3973 they're actually building a tower from the top down in Detroit.
@@jakec2229 how does that even work do they just drop the bricks down from a crane or something
@@blacktimbs8354 yup. That's what tetris is based off of
@@oliverholm3973 Building actually is way quieter than other construction jobs, building a house from the ground up might be less loud than having to change part of the layout where there is a lot of destruction that goes on.
I love how someone in the chat said "make your camera shake" as if the construction was so noisy and close it would shake his whole appartment.
to be fair if they're working on the building then the vibrations would shake the camera
@@Killbayneif hes in the goddamn building they're working on, but i guess jerma would do that
@@penewoldahh have you ever had a downstairs/upstairs neighbor renovate lol, my chair became a massage chair that day
@@Killbayne lmao
@@Killbayneok so if u hold ur fist against ur zenis u wont even have to expend energy to zerk off
"Why does his audio always suck?" This is the one man who only joins the stream during bits. How I envy him.
@Vaccinated Kid naww what 😭
@Vaccinated Kid HUH
@@spawsgoober report
@Vaccinated Kid average jerma tuesday
one thousand likes moment
I like this implied universe where Jerma will cancel a stream because of a headache but won't cancel it when a deep bore drilling operation starts in his backyard
instead, he goes to the Bug Doctor for his headache
best part of a jerma stream is when he reads a chat message and you can see the gears turning in his brain to turn this message into one of the "best joke that took five minutes to set up" contenders of the year, and chat realizes a bit is coming and starts geting hyped for it, and then jerma puts a white text on screen and everyone loses their minds
can u link me another time it happens? this shit is too funny
@@rashs6302 multiple times, there is a stream from a Casino game, when he puts a fart with reverb in background, but the video is silent for majority of the time, only to unexpectedly play the sound, it’s similar to how Joel Vargskelethor does his jokes, if you want to know some other people that make jokes like this
@@rashs6302 Absolute favorite version of this is his "Absolutely Destroyed on Red Wine" bit, but there's also the "Rock Out Break" bit and others that I'm completely blanking on right now but any One Guy Moments compilation is sure to have
@@DoganME AGGA
@@rashs6302 the two that instantly come to mind are the chubby bunny stream where he acts like hes just gotten from the dentist and the screaming and farting one
Only a PSYCHO would be asked to speak up due to noise and then deliberately add MORE NOISE. Truly souless and calculated man.
Thank God Jerma is not real
Wait, so the guy from amongus smile meme is a streamer???
@Vaccinated Kid die
@@denzel5710 you wish he was only a streamer, he's a psycho murder and unhinged, run away fast before he gets you
@@denzel5710 yeah 💀 his name is Jerma985 and he streams on twitch lol
someone in the chat typed “holly is DESTROYING the house” and i wheezed so hard i saw white
walter white under crawlspace moment
@@TheBanMan there was rot, he had to do it
You wheezed so hard, you saw Waltuh White? Damn.
this gf is FUCKED UP
@@TheBanMan oh my god it’s you you made oneyplays best of n word you’re an eceleb
the person in chat who said “i love machine girl”
best fucking comment holy shit
The construction site sound is definitely something that i would hear when Im listen to some of Machine girl music
@@r.a.s5177 I THINK ABOUT MY FACE AND THE PAVEMENT‼️
A MATCH MADE IN MY OWN MENTAL HAVEN‼️
hmm a toaster lover idk ._.
machine girl
my worst jerma moment was joining during this part of the stream
pfp says different
@@StormzedGaming They had to change their pfp to that. The construction stream curse spares no one.
@@StormzedGaming safety first
Please God tell me you believed the bit
Best*
That fucking pirate ship cannon still manages to be the loudest fucking thing even through that cacophony
Beautiful use of the word cacophony.
HAHAHHAHAHA
I like how as soon as Jerma starts smirking, thinking in that little brain of his, chat starts spamming OH NO, BIT INCOMING, JOKE INCOMING
oddest jerma fan user name
most based jerma viewer username
Most based jerma fan alive, killing babies is murder
@@eeeeeeeeeeeee1 is murder based
@@18754KRS ah yes, taking away women's rights is based, especially if a man r^pes a woman and they have no choice for abortion!
The way he sets everything up so carefully for the joke 💀 I truly believe the "he doesn't listen to radio in the car, he only has conversations with himself" thing is real after that amount of dedication
i do too
personal attack
I did not know this was a jerma thing. I do this too.
@Vaccinated Kid BRO WHAT
@Vaccinated Kid what the fuck 😂
Thats what it sounds like in jermas head 24/7
jermonial brain activity
Live brain demolition
he doesn't even know we couldn't hear it on stream. it was all inside his head poor guy.
his brain is just one dude with a jackhammer surrounded by complex machinery he barely knows how to operate
@@lucridd2923 it’s a bunch of small, single-celled Jerma’s creating +2 bits, throwing -2 bits out, upgrading the meat grinder, and scheduling streams for the perfect time to get high
“Ban that guy for at least a day”
“Do it yourself you tyrant”
The very last message lol
The number of people that didn't realize he was joking.
The fact that it pauses for like 3 seconds so you think it's over and then starts again is so god damn funny
dog i read the comment as soon as that happened and i fucking died lmao
the barely hearable pacman music is what makes it perfect
bro said hearable im fucking crying
WOULD YOU RATHER THEM SAY HEARKANABLE YOU BARBARIAN?!@@Jupiter-Jazz
How? How does he catch that one obscure message in a chat that basically goes hyperspeed? This guy is truly a psycho huh🤔?
he somehow always sees the weirdest ones
vinny somehow reads the absolute worst fucking ones ever
i think its just a streamer brainrot thing
sometimes he even makes some of it up (actual psycho streamer) he made up the whole "eat a mcdick" thing too lmao no one said that
His perception of time is 10 times slower than ours, like a fly
@@naranciagaming this actually made me lol
Can't wait for the construction stream
Building the giant human meat grinder
I'm sorry for not being funny I can't stand what the jerma community has done to me anymore
he will be so sexy in his little construction man outfit
Where he drives around his neighborhood in a whateverthefuck machine idk I'm not a heterosexual middle aged man and demolishes people's houses with it
I better get a puppet version of his slime vtuber
@Der Frosch-Prinz Aus Bayern the best possible sequel
When jerma puts his controller down/leans back in his chair, the entire chat waits in baited breath. All spamming +2 in the meantime
i agree, it was funny Jane Fuckerbutt
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What does +2 mean? I’m new to Jerma clips
@@flamingbull3438 an invisible score that the chat will add or subtract from.
Its usually only if the joke has a set up. The + or - is dependent on if the joke was good or not.
@@flamingbull3438 It's from a stream he did with Etalyx where they challenged themselves to beat some co-op game within a time limit. Every time they made a good joke they added 2 minutes to the time limit while bad jokes took 2 minutes away. "+2"/"-2" then evolved to mean "good joke"/"bad joke".
"jerma you're too loud please speak quietly"
Jerma pls I'm trying to sleep
so grateful that he still got the stream in
The sounds of an average Jerma viewer’s brain trying to consume any level of higher entertainment
Lower*
Jerma is the highest form of entertainment.
lmao yeah hollywood and the music industry are really just a step up... sure
When he started playing this, I was so confused because he was literal background sound/ livestream while I had music playing while drawing…
Lofi construction sounds to bleed/deafen to
@@tajkoreddeninthearctic194 lofi meat grinder sounds to giggle to
@@Sir_Bucket the horror in audio form
@@leemsvg peep
The best part is that some people showed up exactly after he finished setting the joke up, and they actually thought that he wasn’t joking
I really thought the sound of the ship shooting was a part of that construction site background sound.
That's the part that had me in tears
My mom must think I'm insane. We live next to an actual construction site that's annoying af and here I am willingly listening to louder construction sounds on my phone and laughing
Remember, guys: this is always someone's first Jerma stream.
"Take cover bit incoming"
I love it
Love how he manages to misread every single chat he reads out loud. Even if it’s something as simple as changing “on” to “in” he does it every. time.
Instead of granting him more clearance on his voice he gives him MORE construction sounds
@Vaccinated Kid WHAT THE FUCK
ABSOLUTE PSYCHO STREAMER ACCIDENTALLY LEAVES STEAM ON WHEN HAVING RELATIONS WITH THEIR FELINE COMPANION
worst/best joke contender right here
You know it's gonna be a good bit when text apologising for something appears on screen.
Funny how you can tell who was in chat before and after the joke initiated
I wish there was the funeral guy story in the beginning. I fucking loved this bit. I cried
please elaborate :)
@@Cody_Cigar your father
@@Cody_Cigar some guy a little earlier during the stream asked jerma if he could turn the stream volume down because he was at his mom's funeral. jerma, of course, read the message out loud and it was a good time
@@luketift8965 That's fuckin hilarious, thanks for sharing :D
@@Cody_Cigar his mom died and youre laughing
Psychopathy is truly contagious
best one guy if it was not for ballfondler
All the other one guys need to just pack it up and save it for next year's running, nobody'll top the sheer impact of ballfondler.
@ that guy in chat who said "jerma stop my moms coffin is VIBRATING"
3:32 He's looking around like they're doing work inside his house. He cares so little for safety, what a monster.
Jerma was truly a great mind of his time, u can see how much joy making these bits bring him, so sad to see him go, he will be missed. may his family rest well knowing he left doing what he loved
Rip jeremy
I can't believe the ligma finally got him
@@AINGELPROJECT667 I do say good sir, I have not heard of this affliction by the name of "Ligma". For this reason, I humbly ask you to reveal to me the nature of this ailment.
@@CaptainShenanigans42 Ligma ba-**is fed to the Meat Grinder**
@@AINGELPROJECT667 Say less 🥵
construction is currently being done on my apartment so the fact that i couldnt tell when the noises actually started made this bit 20x better
I sadly missed this stream, but there could've been a very real chance of coming in on this bit, and worse, and possibly believing it, lol.
that was me 😞
i came in while he was doing the joke and i couldn't stop laughing
Same hahahah
Imagine being the guy at a construction site and then jerma turns on more construction noise
Jerma shows off his new construction company side gig to his viewers as a means of "flexing"
i love how he walks us through the bit because we're all in on the joke and the elusive new viewers are the audience. truly an incredible way to make any joke
Montreal Andy
@Minwon Jang I wouldn't know I don't live in Montreal
As much as jerma's chat sucks, he couldn't do bits like this without them. Sometimes they influence the best jokes. Chat and jerma can't exist without one another.
They are Venom.
we are legion
They ain't gonna know what hit emmmmmm
Whys the chat suck?
you just explained why jermas chat doesnt suck tho
@@waffler-yz3gw you know what i mean when i say it sucks
How does that pirate ship can fly, even modern pirate ships can't fly. And yet they installed primitive cannons instead of accurate guns. A machine gun could've killed Pacman easily, he's a single infantry unit that casually runs and jumps on steady platforms. What a failure of a murder attempt. The guy was even naked and didn't try to defend himself. What the hell. The guy cringed so hard he committed suicide several times to show the pirates how it's done.
If this isn't a copypasta, it should be
Wake up babe new copypasta dropped
@@TheVilivan Thanks I guess.
Maybe Pac-Man could eat small bullets. Like the white pellets he eats.
I hope one day I can be the viewer who comes into the stream at this exact moment and is gaslighted by jerma
you will
Just watch VOD clips, you'll be gaslighted by the video AND the comments. Sometimes in different directions.
Can't believe he played an entire industrial metal album on stream and didn't get a copyright strike.
This man has 300 IQ solutions, truly an equivalent of a rocket scientist
You can see the smile on his face developing as the hamster wheel in his brain spins at 2 miles an hour
“Holly is destroying the house!”
The people who were telling him to close his window made this so much funnier
This man's brain works in such beautiful ways. I hope he eventually donates his brain so we can examine how he thinks
i wish jerma would run his audio through fl studio into obs bruh, he could do so much fucked things, imagine he sidechained his voice to the construction sounds 😂😂😂
oh god
i was eating my dinner while watching this and i couldnt stop laughing
i also choking for 2 minutes straight while hearing construction noises, so that was fun.
You shoulda included the two comments before, asking him to turn it down. They helped build this joke up to the masterpiece it was
avant garde andy
einstürzende neubauten andy
Nice geogaddi pfp
There was a boss later on that made awful crunching noises too. It was like the 2nd part of this joke
You can tell when he has a bit cause you can see him trying so hard to hold it in
I love to see chat overload the Pentium processor of a brain that jerma has
The word “pentium” has make me feel ancient, thanks.
0:31 bro, that chat message is foul
The best part about these bits is how much he entertains himself by doing them
been having an actual construction going on right next to my place, thank you jerma for a relatable stream
I lost it at the oneguy in chat at 3:10 who said "oh I love machine girl"
1:28 some rap song sampled these low quality hammering sounds but i don’t remember which song 😭
I love how everyone who joined after the bit started just genuinely asked him to speak louder lmao, these bits always work.
“BRO IN THE TRENCHES” IM DYING
the "INCOMING BIT" in chat was so good
They knew. We all knew.
Welding stream incoming Pog
This video is so calming to me. It's like watching somebody play a lullaby on a funny little instrument but it's just jerma trying to talk over a cacophony of construction noises
5:05 His face when he thought the construction sounds were still going had me dying
5:24 The poor dude lol
-2. one of my fav bits
softlock andy
That poor construction worker now getting an entire extra set of construction noises blasted at him ;(
That is too funny XD
apparently i started watching the stream RIGHT AFTER this bit ended. very sad i missed out on the construction
Jerma has brought me so many moments of insane entertainment. This one was just too funny
Watching this bit while there is a construction site outside my windows🗿
oh my fucking god this is one of my favorite Jerma videos out here LMAO
"Is it fine now?" *Construction constructs harder*
The fact that my neighbors were hammering something almost exactly to the video is astonishing.
0:06 the exact moment the gears start turning, while he thinks "how can i turn this into a bit?".
2:53 “there’s nothing I can do” 😂😂
My favorite jerma bit is when he tries streaming when they're building a skyscraper next to his house, that was a good bit
This hits home considering I have watched jerma on breaks on construction sites lmao
He made it sound like they were building/destroying a concrete bunker in his room
"Bit time residentsleeper" BAN THAT GUY
they're building the next dollhouse
that would sound like a normal construction site but in the presence of jerma it sounds like an shootout to defend jerma as he tries to stream in his panic box
Literal PayDay 2 heist
imagining jerma being under such heat that he has a dedicated panic room is hilarious
@@creightonthewanderer6373 yea thats what i was thinking lol
0:56 johndee00 negating all the fun with a fat -20000
I wish more channels had chat replays in their highlights. Keep up the work, my friend!
I love how chat was so excited about the imminent new bit