And then eventually, he'll forget to breathe, and we'll see as his face slowly turns blue in his proceeding attempts to rant further and further are quite literally choked to death.
Retired streamer pretends to be Amish and parks his horse in the middle of a highway, and then laughed so hard he shit himself when a semi truck hit it going 60 mph
I was watching Wendigoon's video on Uncle Ted a little while ago and thought of this rant. After listening to "Industrial society and its future", it's absolutely something Ted would say.
The funny thing is, while he is complaining about how he can’t do this because “no human should be doing this” he actually completes the battle. That clip ends right before he wins it.
It’s hilarious because I *kinda* know what he means but he’s explaining in it such a strange roundabout way - he’s like Courage the Cowardly Dog explaining something to Muriel
When mankind first saw the face of the earth and immediately took that wheelbarrow full of logs to their community just as nature intended is for sure my favorite moment in human history.
"hey Jebediah, what do you think of the convert?" "oh, Jeremy? well he's an odd fellow..." the camera pans over to jerma forcefully trying to push a cow which doesn't move at all, eventually leading to him getting kicked in the head and falling backwards to the ground "... very odd indeed."
1:01 I cannot fucking stress how much this lives in my brain rent free “there was no guggida guggida in there” makes me die laughing every time I hear it
I can't blame Jerma, V2 is on the harder end of boss battles (against actual bosses, not enemies like Malicious Faces and Cerberuses) in Ultrakill because of its wide range of ranged attacks. Corpse Minos uses primarily punches, and Gabriel mainly uses a sword like Swordsmachine. It only gets worse in the second battle when it has access to guns like the Marksman and Nailgun.
@@lonewolfplays8084 The whole point of V2 is that they act as a skill check. V2 moves fast and has good accuracy with their weapons, "forcing" you to also have good accuracy and movement in order to beat them (unless if you're good at parrying, then feel free to take your hand off of WASD and just parry). V2, possibly of every boss in the game, has the biggest transition from being hard as balls to not even worth breaking a sweat over because V2 tests the fundamental elements you need to succeed in ULTRAKILL, thus once you've gotten your fundamentals down with time and practice, V2 becomes a joke. People calling V2 hard are almost 100% people who have yet to get their fundamentals down, thus making them a way harder boss, while for people like myself and seemingly you, V2's no problem at all.
@@OptimalLeisure yknow I never realized that, you're totally right. Coming back to Clair de Lune to get the slabvolver after beating ACT 2, I fought V2 for funsies, and immediately P-Ranked the level (my first P-Rank actually). I had already learnt the basics, and was learning more advanced moves, and absolutely minced them. Knowing when to push and when to run was huge, and giting gud at parrying makes them a joke. So yeah, definitely a skill check, like a mid-ACT "exam" to make sure you can finish the rest of the ACT.
No humans are supposed to be doing this. You know what fucking humans are supposed doing? Humans are supposed to be fucking picking up like a wheelbarrel full of like logs and just like slowly walking with it and you- and then devilering those logs like to the community, and those logs are used to build houses and then there's also like a baker and like a butcher- and no humans are supposed to be doing what are be doing right now. Humans aren't supposed to be doing this like we are supposed to be like ope howdy how are you good to see you we're not supposed to be like GRGRGrgrgrgRGGRGR. Humans are supposed to be like fucking relaxing with eachother and having a good time and taking care of the community. Guys when Ben Franklin was writing the goddamn fucking declaration of independance there was no GRUGRUGURGURUA in there, there was no- oh yeah at least some room for GRUGURGUAUGREUUAGU, theres no room for that ben - jeremiah 1985
1st Amendment Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the right of free speech, or the right to guggada guggada.
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jerma would definitely be the most popular villager in his lords territory
No he'd definitely be beheaded.
he would be an excellent jester
jerma would be executed for sacrilege, then dug up and have his corpse put on trial
Jerma would definitely be killed by the lord's adolescent son on a whim
@@Whatsuppbuddies i think he would be more likely to be taken as a jester/servant
one of these days he is going to go on one of these unhinged rants and it isn't going to end
I’m down for a several hour Jerma diatribe 🥰
And then eventually, he'll forget to breathe, and we'll see as his face slowly turns blue in his proceeding attempts to rant further and further are quite literally choked to death.
The history will be split into Before Jerma's Rant (BJR) and During Jerma's Rant (DJR)
the thrillville stream gets the closest to this
I once saw someone say “Jerma has the uncanny ability to make a relatively normal sentence sound like the deranged ramblings of a madman”
this is just forshadowing for the Nomad arc where Jerma spends a whole seven years wandering the wilderness as a hunter/gatherer
His human skinning skills will help him greatly as a hunter 🤗😀
@@funnyvalentine4691 even knows how to use a meat grinder
Hunter/gatherer/murderer
You know what I would unironically watch an "nomad jerma" style camping series of stream, sounds like a good time
moses arc
Ben Gates showed me on the backside of the declaration of independence has the guggadagaguggada.
I mean, that's just the 2nd amendment.
The problem that Jerma will face being Amish is that his vehicular accident tendencies will need to be made by hand.
Retired streamer pretends to be Amish and parks his horse in the middle of a highway, and then laughed so hard he shit himself when a semi truck hit it going 60 mph
Horsecart accidents
@@wingedbeegoddess7392 Yeah... they used to be super common too before a lot of Amish communities finally decided to put reflectors on their carts.
@@funni_noises I can just imagine the horse exploding the instant it makes contact
@@ehtresih9540 and it sounds like an bomb explosion but looks like a whale explosion
ted kaczynski moment
But he wanted to be pre-agriculture
Reject gaggddaa gaggddaa
Return to wheel barrow
Unabomber andy
I was watching Wendigoon's video on Uncle Ted a little while ago and thought of this rant. After listening to "Industrial society and its future", it's absolutely something Ted would say.
Jerma dies so much in ULTRAKILL he starts to see the world from the Unabomber's perspective
CREATURE from the DEPTHS OF THE SEA crawls out of the MARIANA TRENCH and plays ULTRAKILL, reverts back to ANCIENT CALL
🔱 THE DEEP IS CALLING🔱
Never let Jerma play hectic and stressful games or he'll go on a psychotic tirade basically brainwashing you into accepting his weird Jerma ideology.
Jermaism with Jermish tendencies
Jerma went crazy after malenia
getting his brain to this point is like a double sided drug. On one hand, he’s not wrong, on the other, he’s totally insane.
“Don’t guggadaguggada at your neighbors, if your own windows are glass.”
- Benjamin Franklin, 1736 BC
The funny thing is, while he is complaining about how he can’t do this because “no human should be doing this” he actually completes the battle. That clip ends right before he wins it.
That's not funny
this some anime speech powerup bs lol
It's prrof tgat he isn't human
@@Notepad37Welp, pack it up boys. The man said it isn't funny, no laughing.
@@noiwontsignyourarmpit5263 this guy gets it
It’s hilarious because I *kinda* know what he means but he’s explaining in it such a strange roundabout way - he’s like Courage the Cowardly Dog explaining something to Muriel
When mankind first saw the face of the earth and immediately took that wheelbarrow full of logs to their community just as nature intended is for sure my favorite moment in human history.
Wheelbarrow*
He finally took the primitivist pill
It's fitting cause he looks like a neanderthal.
Unfortunately, he believes primitive humans naturally had bakeries and wheelbarrows and Ben Franklin
he also didn't think snow and grass existed in 1 AD
@@volnartheunforgiving3952 The words were confusing but the spirit was right
Anprim andy
i think it's fucked up that there's almost certainly been humans in olden times with exactly the same personality as jerma
Court Jester Andy
Disciplined Emotional
Ted Kaczynski comes to mind with this, "industrial society and its future" actually argues a lot of what Jerma is arguing in this rant.
@Honkmaster69k nah man he was just a bit kookoo n just hates people in general. The industrial revolution thing is smokes and mirrors
do a jig for us, jester
If only Jerma knew how hardcore is to be a baker.
?
@@zusty9589 If only you knew
Can comfirm, i znort zocaine to cope and put it in my baked goods. Makes for some happy customers
I think he knows. He has an entire bakery down there if you know what I mean
He got so overstimulated he started daydreaming about a socialist primitivist society
Theres no ROOM FOR THAT BEN
Overstimulated into the Unabomber kek
i also felt a bit like this after 3 hours of ultrakill
I love to imagine that Jerma believes that the Decleration of Independence is the foundation of all human life.
"hey Jebediah, what do you think of the convert?"
"oh, Jeremy? well he's an odd fellow..."
the camera pans over to jerma forcefully trying to push a cow which doesn't move at all, eventually leading to him getting kicked in the head and falling backwards to the ground
"... very odd indeed."
Humans aren't sposed to be doing _anything_
He almost broke out of the simulation
i like how serious he is about this
UNHINGED history dropout forgets Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence not Ben Franklin
PSYCHO streamer FORGETS the SECOND AMENDMENT exists
He’s right
And I'm tired of pretending he's not
He's not really right, frenzied fights to the death are part of our DNA.
We arent made to go ggddhdgdgdgdggdgdgdgdgd and its upsetting honestly
I mean is he wrong? I love the guggadagaguggada, but is he?
He's not wrong he's just really bad at explaining it
I love how the ultrakill clips are completely unrelated to jerma's reactions
1:01 I cannot fucking stress how much this lives in my brain rent free “there was no guggida guggida in there” makes me die laughing every time I hear it
TIME TRAVELING HUMAN from the 1700s travels to MODERN DAY EARTH and starts STREAMING, is AMAZED and SHOCKED at what he sees
Unibomber moment
ULTRAKILL reset Jerma to factory settings for the year he was born
INSANE streamer goes on SOCIALISTIC RANT about MAINSTREAM society....demands EVERYONE use WHEELBARROWS!!!
>socialistic
buddy it was primitivist
@@youtubehasbigcringe It's a joke
Max0r referenced this in this Ultrakill video lol
If jerma was amish he would be the village fool and would often be seen playing in a mud pit
Ted Kazcynski arc
Jerma comes one step closer to the final solution to the industrial question
1:00 Jerma explains why he thinks all cars should be destroyed
amish andy
I can't blame Jerma, V2 is on the harder end of boss battles (against actual bosses, not enemies like Malicious Faces and Cerberuses) in Ultrakill because of its wide range of ranged attacks. Corpse Minos uses primarily punches, and Gabriel mainly uses a sword like Swordsmachine. It only gets worse in the second battle when it has access to guns like the Marksman and Nailgun.
funnily enough, Jerma did better with V2 2, only taking 2 tries to beat it
both v2 fights are easy if you just keep track of him
V2 is honestly not that hard once you know how to react to his actions
@@lonewolfplays8084 The whole point of V2 is that they act as a skill check. V2 moves fast and has good accuracy with their weapons, "forcing" you to also have good accuracy and movement in order to beat them (unless if you're good at parrying, then feel free to take your hand off of WASD and just parry). V2, possibly of every boss in the game, has the biggest transition from being hard as balls to not even worth breaking a sweat over because V2 tests the fundamental elements you need to succeed in ULTRAKILL, thus once you've gotten your fundamentals down with time and practice, V2 becomes a joke. People calling V2 hard are almost 100% people who have yet to get their fundamentals down, thus making them a way harder boss, while for people like myself and seemingly you, V2's no problem at all.
@@OptimalLeisure yknow I never realized that, you're totally right. Coming back to Clair de Lune to get the slabvolver after beating ACT 2, I fought V2 for funsies, and immediately P-Ranked the level (my first P-Rank actually). I had already learnt the basics, and was learning more advanced moves, and absolutely minced them. Knowing when to push and when to run was huge, and giting gud at parrying makes them a joke. So yeah, definitely a skill check, like a mid-ACT "exam" to make sure you can finish the rest of the ACT.
jerma will lose at a video game and then begin ranting about ancient human history, that's our streamer
*pre-industrial 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
“The industrial revolution and its consequences” -Jerma
ALIEN comes down to MODERN DAY EARTH after reading an OUTDATED 400 YEAR OLD GUIDE ON HUMAN CULTURE, is STUNED and PERPLEXED when he arrives
jerma gives off strong "fae creature who used to live in the woods and hasn't been in contact with human civilization for at least 200 years" energy
You know, this is the same thing the Unabomber would say after playing Ultrakill.
GUGADAGADA WAS NOT IN THE BIBLE
i love how this started over the v2 fight
at first i was questioning his sanity and then i saw he was playing ultrakill and understood immediately
wait there’s no way he did this speech during the FIRST V2 FIGHT
i thought it’d atleast be gabriel
i came back to this clip after fighting minos prime, that fight was something humans werent supposed to do
I'm still waiting for Jerma to give me back my wheelbarrel full of like logs.
Jerma reverts to Amish life due to Ultrakill
Love how he beats V2 like 30 seconda after this clip ends
how many times has he wanted to be Amish, i swear its so many times already
this man is spitting straight dna sequences
I immediately thought of this when ambigiousamphibian started talking about the appeal of medieval strategy games in his Manor Lord stream.
It was even better because he beat v2 right after that lol
Local streamer fights NIKON CAMERA and goes insane. Starts RAMBLING about GUGADAGUGADAGUGADAGUGADA and BEN FRANKLIN
The fact that he doesn’t follow up “a butcher and a baker” with “a candlestick maker” makes me irrationally upset
Tradwife Jermaine?
Jerma confirms he is secretly an American colonist that gained immortality.
this is what humans realized at the end of the final war
Best rant
"wheelbarrel"
I am sure Ben Franklin was an avid fan of gugguta gugguta
No humans are supposed to be doing this. You know what fucking humans are supposed doing? Humans are supposed to be fucking picking up like a wheelbarrel full of like logs and just like slowly walking with it and you- and then devilering those logs like to the community, and those logs are used to build houses and then there's also like a baker and like a butcher- and no humans are supposed to be doing what are be doing right now. Humans aren't supposed to be doing this like we are supposed to be like ope howdy how are you good to see you we're not supposed to be like GRGRGrgrgrgRGGRGR. Humans are supposed to be like fucking relaxing with eachother and having a good time and taking care of the community. Guys when Ben Franklin was writing the goddamn fucking declaration of independance there was no GRUGRUGURGURUA in there, there was no- oh yeah at least some room for GRUGURGUAUGREUUAGU, theres no room for that ben - jeremiah 1985
Some one should edit Meshuggah Bleed over 0:36
We need a farming stream that would be perfect have him drive a tractor it would be great
industrial society and it future by theodore jerma kachzinski
1st Amendment
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the right of free speech, or the right to guggada guggada.
Amish Andy
God I love guggida so much
jerma confirmed anprim
the industrial revolution and its consequences
I can't blame him for the rant knowing Hideous Mass is right before it
Dude’s having an existential crisis about playing video games
To me, Gabriel and Jerma would say the same shit
Something about 1:08 is getting me every time, I love it
didn't know humans were going parry the platypus seems I'll have to learn some more
Feudal breakdown
Follow your dreams Jeremy.
0:26: And a candlestick maker!
I need a 10 min video of gugguta repeated over and over
there should have been some of that giggity giggity in the declaration of independence
Jermish
So Jerma just wants life from the opening of Beauty and the Beast
Funny how this ended up causing not only Gabriel, but also Colombo to have a hatred for him.
Ultrakill lore summarized
Jerma is a peasant in an RTS game.
incoming amish carriage accidents caused by jerma SMH
Anprim andy
There goes the baker
I think Jerma also lacks the mental illness for this game just like Vinny!
Why does he sound like the Unabomber having a revelation one day
My man's got a point tho
#returntomonke
If ur wondering this game is Ultrakill
Streamer ADHD Brain Overloaded And Regressed To Feudal Level Thinking
Dont think sso much just attack at his general direction
the funniest thing to me is that i totally agree with his point, but the way he delivers it is so insanely done that it comes off as absolute nonsense
People will become superstars before they realize they just wanted a sandwich