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The cat ear part is even funnier since even though it is a correct translation, the "cat ears" are actually made with dough.
5:32 reads along the lines of "We are out of ketchup. We appreciate your understanding and apologize for the inconvenience."
I love this subreddit :D The sign at 5:25 says something like "We apologise but there is no ketchup, please understand." If anyone was curious.
What's sending me is how the "English" has untranslated Japanese in it.
Yeah, they didn't even try to translate that
@@mac533The funny thing is, though, that it's not even the same Japanese as the original text. How on earth did this happen?
He knew a couple of words & tried. I just deliberately translated the last sentence to "Dragon stand, please" just to have fun.
If the plot twist behind that long Islam iced tea is that it’s the non-alcoholic version of a Long Island, then I’d say the person behind the naming is a master at English lmao
The way I remember how to use the < > is what Mom told me. It’s dumb, but it works.
“Imagine it’s a Pac-Man mouth. He wants to eat the most, so would he eat one dot or four dots? Four. So you’d write 1 < 4”
Then she had to spend a month telling me to stop drawing < > symbols as Pac-Mans. Pac-Men?
That's a good way of putting it. I always simplified it to "wide end means bigger."
I always thought of the fact it's pointing to the smaller number to shame it for being so puny
i was taught they were a crocodile and an alligator
@@user-xo5wd6sg5z...how does that help?
I do crocodiles
ah yes, 15 minutes of Jack making incoherent noises. makes me want a sassy fu-
i want a Sassy Fuck and a Lock land :D
A sassy fu- 🐄🐄🐄
@@00wzkfu-cowcowcow
This is why Jack is my favorite narrator of EmKay
engrish is always extremely funny just because of how goofy and incoherent the stuff in it is
Engrish extreme funny incoherent always goofy on it the stuff
Incoherent funny always stuffed
incognito funy stuffed
Yes. That's the joke
Englishwoman gif isn’t the stuff innit
0:33 That one's a bit confusing to me too, and I speak Chinese. I think it's probably a sign for a restaurant or something that has a common seating area and/or outdoor seating. The first statement is basically "For everyone to enjoy." And I think the second is another statement, separate from the first. But it translates as "Don't (It is forbidden to) eat instant noodles inside the restaurant."
That's using traditional Chinese too so there's a good chance it's here in Taiwan. If I see it (or something similar), I'll find the context and come back.
I knew there had to be someone in the comment section that could translate it! It makes sense now that you said it, but I would never have gotten there from their English translation
dude the translator needs to be destroyed 😭
0:33 the Japanese text (according to the translate app) says "Forbidden restaurant noodle soup" which sounds like one highly intriguing soup.
That's Chinese lmao
Jack’s “B-big brother! Mine’s bigger than yours now~” thing had me in stitches. The femboy-esque little brother X Onii-chan trope is so dumb and really creepy but so fucking *F U N N Y*.
the thumbnail meme has the same energy as the people who say "if you break up with me i'll hurt myself"
0:47 Taiwanese here. The sign said "For others' comfort, eating instant noodle is not allowed in the hotel" (probably due to strong odor)
5:34 Simply "Sorry we don't have ketchup" in Japanese.
Now I need a name tag for my "shit shoveling officer" duties! Lmao
'be an alcoholic friend' lmaoo
5:14 "Not Defteri" is a word in Turkish that means "notebook"
Defter is an Arabic word that means “notebook”, Turkish spelled it differently
@@Albaraa You are not wrong, since lots of Turkish words came from Arabic and other lanuages. But it is commonly used in Turkey, so I wrote my comment as it is.
@@ediatra yeah, I know
0:13 I got caught off guard by the gd difficulty faces 😂
Water on the hill + magma in the bound
You know the joke is inappropriate when even Jack can't bring himself to keep it.
An old trick I learned for interpreting ""; think of it like an alligator mouth that's about to eat the bigger number.
That's how I learned it as well
Please.. buy our stock!! We’ve been holding it in for YEAARS!!!
how many years exactly?
@nik_nikkii YEAARS obviously 🙄
@@nik_nikkiiat least one
@@pyrotf2198 nah atleast 2
@@NewjerseyteeheeNuh-uh, definitely three.
Engrish is ALWAYS simple yet hilarious
Always gets me to smile at my worst 😂
Softwaregore (IN MY OPINION) is hilarious too 2:19
5:15 I'm so glad that the Internet taught me to not the cat back when so many people had fallen victim of. More people need to be made aware of the not doing of cat.
“Your protection powered by the farts I’ve been pumping out for years” 😂
1:14 is Cantonese and the meaning is: Tonight's goddamn wonderful
I'm not sure what most of the sentence at 5:30 was trying to say as I only know a little bit of Japanese from highschool, but "Kechapp ari masen" is probably them trying to say there's no ketchup. "Arimasen" means "There is no" in Japanese, and "Arimasu" means "There is." So if you're asking "Wakarimasu ka?" it translates as "Do you understand?" but it's literally "Understand, there is?" since the you is implied and not written out. So if you do understand, you'd just drop the "ka" that made it a question, "Wakarimasu," and if you don't understand, you change "su" to "sen," "Wakarimasen." For extra fun, you can ask someone something more like "Don't you understand?" by adding the "ka" to "Wakarimasen."
The funniest channel in the universe and reddit. Because yes reddit is a different universe
15:35 *confused Will Graham noises* "DiD yOu JuSt SmElL mE?"
11:56 That was a fairly good turkish yoda impression. Well done jack
The Super Mary at 10:27 isn't what killed me. It was the Qrale 🤣🤣🤣
3:26 reminds me of the game "Can your pet?" xD
"Don't anymore bullying it's idiots" 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😻😻😻😻😻
Jack is the best r/creepyasterisks, r/ihadastroke, and r/engrish. I'm willing to die on this hill, I fight for the snack that smiles back
I don't know why but "carefully slide" will be part of my daily vocabulary now 😂
mine would be 'slip carefully'
Uhh.. pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
God damn it. I NEED to buy that toy I keep seeing at my local store. "Deformation of the armor" (transformer knock off).
"Asstralian brisket"
Sounds like a perfect descriptor for that one moment in _Thor: Love and Thunder_
You know which one.
I think what threw me off more on that one was that it looked like bacon.
3:32 This entire part with the shirt killed me 😂
0:47 the concept of shared comfort can't eat it
0:27 Imagine the symbol as a beak of a hungry baby bird, open towards the bigger worm ❤
Jack's the only one who can handle this sub
He’ll need to use two hands~~
5:14 "not defteri" is turkish, it means notebook
1:40 is from a certain genre of entertainment.
0:37 "Eating instant noodles in restaurants is prohibited"
Jack singing bits
1:11
3:52
11:45
12:33 "jon will kill he if me finds out i let rat"
How to differentiate ">" and "
the croc opens its mouth to eat the bigger number :D
0:40 it means you cant eat instant noodles in the restaurant, diner or whatever idk
7:41
a *P H A N E*
I love my *P H A N E*
@@user-hd7dv7rr5x about to board the P H A N E
12:33 “JON WILL KILL ME IF HE FINDS OUT I LET RAT-“
11:25 "Adjustable Dividers: Allows you to easily organize different sizes of pots, pans, and lids." Man, either the persons keyboard is broken, or they really suck at spelling and typing.
Disentomb the brain function
🤣lmaooo
0:10 is your country landlocked
featuring easy and insane demon
Seeing that archery set made my mind immediately go to We Need to Talk About Kevin.
0:23 Missed a Kath and Kim moment there Jack.
0:35 I think it's trying to say "No outside food or drink allowed."
0:33 "No food or drinks. Shared comfort can't eat instant noodles."
Ello your computer has Australian virus has has noice 👍
*pop* noice
3:17 this wasnt even a fail, it could be like: no hard work (writing??), no gain
11:46 Deek the Hahs
4:01 I mean, doesn’t almost everyone either see pornography (normal or cropped (for “memes”)) accidentally or intentionally atleast once is their lifes?
6:27 That reads Pioneer of Fashion Rents
ah yes FOOD PHENOMENON
The peaches thing is DEFINITELY about the whole timothee Chalmette and call me by your name scene
0:47
"Shared comfort can't eat instant noodles"
"Do not eat instant noodles in the restaurant"
Me when my sofa is shared so I cannot feed it instant noodles
Im eating instant noodle right now 0:40
'if Thou doesnth leth us use our Llaws against thy people, thenn Thoull be persecuted by Llaw's Llaw.'
-someone who is not Chuck Norris
5:31 Makoto is sorry, there is no ketchup. Go dragon-stand, please.
Actually the solar eclipse one is pretty good English. Only real error is the 'benefit' which should be 'celestial bodies' and you are good to go. Not perfect editing, but grammar is pretty solid. Oh yeah except the 'Food phenomenon' idk if that language calls it that, maybe.
I was watching one of your videos when you uploaded another XD
Love these, you guys are epic💖
8:08 Big brother is slang for the old mobile phones which looked like a brick
Also should be half, not twice
0:45 google translate says "eating instant noodles in restaurants is prohibited"
basically no outside food
00:06
WATER ON THE HILL
11:53 I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
Ah, another of my favorite subreddits.
Every other language: A, I, U, E, O
English: Ei, Ai, Yu, I, Ow
i lock landed
emkay me help
9:02 generally its good to agree but i dont know why people dont like solos on and justice for all much, there is something magical about to live is to die, i like james' solos, especially in nothing else matters (yeah i know this is a popular song) the solo is devils dance is "climaty" (idfk), but the other solos you demonstrated i agree with
This is fun!
I've been playing with stable diffusion, and sometimes an image will have a sign with garbled text on it.
Right on par with some of your zingers...
It should be a father in when a runner runs into the den that is a cow
12:26 no way guys its garafleif and odedie
5:36
「申し訳ありませんがケチャップのご用意はございません。何卒ご了承ください。」(Mōshiwakearimasen ga kechappu no goyōi wa gozaimasen. Nanisotsu go ryōshō kudasai.) "We are sorry, but we do not have ketchup available. Thank you for your understanding."
X-max is just diehard
Yippee kiyo
2:16 I wanna see the full movie with these subtitles.
gd icons oh my gd!1!1!1!
so glad Jack is doing this one
6:02 it's clear they translated line by line causing horrible errors
Duolingo hasn't made it to their countries yet
1:25 OK, I can do that!
2:52 to 3:03 HOW dare you guys rule 34 (sorta) Bower and Peaches like that. LOL (Well done with the frame of Bowser. That face..)
*Bowser
@@WindowsXPguy_NTSC-U I did not catch the typo. Thank you.
11:46 this one got me laughing
I have a Wired magazine ftom November 2021 and one one of the pages it says "Romancing the Stones"
No it's Deadlocked.😂
@3:55
I want that on a shirt so much.
5:18 Even better, not "out of the everywhere into here," but "out of the everywhere into heer," as in the German Army.
1:57 is likely misspelled pinyin, as "mian" is Chinese for noodle
The English is strong with the stuff in this video I can tell
Fun Fact: Not defteri means Notepad in turkish
1:40 sauce pls
Alice Merchesi (left), Lauren Phillips (right)
< less than
> equal then
= equal then/sign
I thiiink the very first one is trying to say that the bathroom is for customers only?? lmao
Your videos are the best!
dabbing is just fancier archery