I don't like alcohol (feels uncomfortably floaty with bonus dehydration) but I love me some good diet tonic, so I probably won't order just plain water at a bar.
You nailed the rupplemintz one. I drank it once and it was the worse drunk/hangover ever and i was pretty much and alcoholic drug addict during that time in my life.
🤣🤣 me and my mom would bring rumpleminz to family gatherings and take turns going to the bathroom and taking shots so we could keep sane around the family
@@stephanyampolsky7187 I honestly went to like 3-5 tops throughout 3 years of high school, they were better than any other party I was at after that, everyone I know is either abroad or simply has no time nowwadays...
My first time drinking Budweiser was with my dad on a fishing trip that was probably the best day of my life and when I asked him why he liked Budweiser so much he told me “I like horses” and for years I thought that was a secret home mixture he does only to find out about Budweiser horses
If only we used psychedelic mushroom the way we drank alcohol. I’m pretty sure we would live in a utopia full of loving and healthy relationships… just a thought
“Can I get a water?” “YOU’RE A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC.”
@Steven Krum sir, this isn't Wendy's
Or the designated driver
Lol 😂
Or a sherly temple or a Busch NA
I don't like alcohol (feels uncomfortably floaty with bonus dehydration) but I love me some good diet tonic, so I probably won't order just plain water at a bar.
Akchually, I started going Captain and coke during my college days.
Actuay-You're right. I still do talk about that
I felt personally attacked.
Definitely was a target audience member myself lol
Well when you gwt out pf callege you talk about hpw cool u were and all the classes you almost failed because of partying
Havent we all been like 2 to 3 of these though? Those rompalski compares to most now though
How did you actually fuck that up twice
I’ll never forget the man who did a line of coke at the bar at Applebee’s at 5 pm then ordered a PBR
Living his best life
King shit
That was me!!!!
Those endless apps man they’ll get ya 😂😂😂
wow applebee's got chill.
Jokes on you, I wasn't even cool in high school.
Same.
same
Jokes on you I wasn't even in high school I was at home getting wasted on rum and coke.
Still chugging the shit out of bud light and Budweiser tho
Me too
Hell of a way to find out I have a husband.
"you are here right now cheating on your husband" 😂 I'm sure you've seen it so many times
That's sad it's so casual
*looks at the jager and the energy drinks in my fridge*
uh oh.
Write us back in 5 months)
Don't worry you got about 3 maybe 4 months before it all goes downhill
So which one are you gonna get hooked on?
So how's it going
how's the drug problem going buddy
I felt called out for the minze at first (just polished off my bottle), then I knew I was home 😂
same dude, same.
It's so true though, love it though
PBR, should have been " I'm white trash and I'm in trouble" 😂
Non alcoholic beer. “You used to be cool.”
Bud light drinker here, 100% true statement.
I can say the same homie💀
But why even? That's forever known as pisswater.
I broke up with my ex/baby momma about 5 months ago, the Jaeger bombs has me rolling right now 😭😂
PBR is absolutely accurate.
Buttholes & Bellybuttons hehehee
Yo, he wasn't lying about the mints
You nailed the rupplemintz one. I drank it once and it was the worse drunk/hangover ever and i was pretty much and alcoholic drug addict during that time in my life.
I'm still there. Cheers
🤣🤣 me and my mom would bring rumpleminz to family gatherings and take turns going to the bathroom and taking shots so we could keep sane around the family
Yeah, I still miss high school parties, nobody has time anymore 😭
I never went to high school parties so
@@stephanyampolsky7187 I honestly went to like 3-5 tops throughout 3 years of high school, they were better than any other party I was at after that, everyone I know is either abroad or simply has no time nowwadays...
As a Bud Light stan, I can confirm
Heyyyyoooooooo same same
😂 Same
How y’all feeling about bud light now ?
@@Swampgurl777 I’ve been waiting for this
Comment did not age well
These r so accurate 😂😂😂
What can I say… I have a gift 🤣
😂😂😂😂 the bud light one tho … explains a lot on other people I know 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
I'll have you know that Captain & coke is a traditional drink that goes back at least 3 generations in my family.
You guys talk about high school a lot?
@Noah Anderson they didn't graduate
Why you gotta call out my PBR like that 😭
You got me with the Budweiser one
Bud Light here lmfao accurate
This accurately describes my friend that introduced me to rumpiez !
Oh shit he totally roasted me when he said captain Morgan and coke 😂 he knows his shit
the look of shame at the end
Not inaccurate on the rumple... one of my favs
Underrated
Thanks I really do appreciate it!
Bro I'm just trying to get drunk. I pay for a psychoanalysis.
That last one HITS
That ending!!! 😂
Yeah that one hurt 🤕
That rumple industry staple 🤣
Please do an industry version. I need to hear your hot takes on Malört and Fernet.
If you drink fernets you probably smoke clove cigarettes 😂
@@kylekelsoe344 can't say I know anyone who drinks it that does!
Feel called out with the Jager bombs and rupple mints 🤣
Fr it's like graduating from minor drinking problem and smoking a lil weed to oh my God go the fuck back to therapy ur still fucked up 😂
@@artemisameretsu6905 facts
You make the bar! Awesome 🙏☮️💜💯
Ugh why is Rumpleminz so accurate. Welp I guess no more blissful ignorance for me better start owning up to how shitty I am.
How about WKD or just a can of Coke?
Did you go to the new york state of mind tour? I got the same merch hoodie from there
I couldn’t make it but my neighbor went and got me the hoodie. Hate I missed the show!
Dude! Spot On! "Mission Park"😂🤣😂
I feel attacked lol
My first time drinking Budweiser was with my dad on a fishing trip that was probably the best day of my life and when I asked him why he liked Budweiser so much he told me “I like horses” and for years I thought that was a secret home mixture he does only to find out about Budweiser horses
you misspelled mom apparently
@@fkujakedmyname no my mom likes bush never had a chance to ask her why
If only we used psychedelic mushroom the way we drank alcohol. I’m pretty sure we would live in a utopia full of loving and healthy relationships… just a thought
a correct thought.
That yager bomb one was too accurate and it hurt lmao
As he takes a drink, walking away...
Hilarious!!!
The fact that my homie loved Yager bombs in middle school then became a drug addict in highschool really hit too close to home 🤣🤣🤣
how about clear vodka ?
As apposed to what? 😂
@@kennygiard what does it tell about me
@@nort_1038 he asked you when do you get vodka that isn't clear.
@@garethkalum8297 you can for example buy strawberry flavored
@@garethkalum8297 and also clear meaning not some cheap ass stock
The end got me! I love it.
Your so right!.... about the last one.
The waffle house has found its new host
Seems accurate. Bud Light for life
Too accurate lol
I started in on part 11 or so. Had to watch and scroll through every video to get back to the original.
Keep it going!
yeah that’s definitely me at the end 🥲
Yooo rumple mints is too accurate ';-;
Jokes on you, I never went to parties in high school...... or college for that matter.
Well then…touché 🤣
F U man hahahaha, you got me with the fing Captain Morgan and the highschool stories hahahaha
Bud light: you were never cool LOL
Not the titos 😂😂
Well, looks like I'm getting a Bud Light. lol
O o. That last drink. So me.
Wow I was waiting to hear his take on rumple and now I feel violently attacked 😂
The self burn at the end though
Yo you called me out with that bud light
Dam he got me not gonna say which one though but it was spot on
I’m Bud Light 😂😂😂😂
You got me on the rum n coke 😂
can we just talk about that bottle flip at the beginning
I need to find the video that mentions gin and tonics 😂 that’s my go to at a bar
That Jager bomb shit is on point. That was always my drink, since high school, and i grew up and had a drug problem. Lol. 😂
Budweiser but my towns name ends in "Hills"... but pretty accurate 😆
Best ending!
“Tito’s and soda” nobody wants me lol
yo that first one.. that first one, umm.. couldn't b more accurate..
I felt tht bud light line on a spiritual level😂😂
Couldn’t of been more right on the Budlight
best one so far
The last one hurt 🙃
That “heh” after rumpy and the bud line are gold.
The rumple was so accurate 😂💀
I was never cool in highschool. But I do still talk about it. Lmao
Okay I drink jaeger bombs and I may dabble in some narcotics while doing so 😂😂
wasswrongwidat?
Love the rumple best shot around
Damn bro, did me dirty with that titos and soda. 😂
My neighborhood dose end in park 😂😂😂
Assumed it was going to be Fireball but hey the joke still works.
Double of minze and it’s off to being a menace. 🤣😂
that rumplemintz one hit different 😳
I am yet to see any of my favorites. 😂
Felt that last one
Meanwhile me chasing him: OI THAT'S MY DRINK MATE
lmao "ends with park"
I should start drinking the last one 🤣
The way to my heart. Rumplemitz!
Your neighborhood started with park had me gone 😭
Where’s your bar!? You seem like fun!
I rarely drink but when on vacations, it’s still fun to people watch 😂
Greensboro NC!
Why you gotta come at me like that with them rumple facts 😭
That last one got a solid laugh out of me.
Is there any drink that doesn’t get you toasted 😂
Nah, just give me a shot 🥃 of Fireball 🔥. LOL! 🥴
This guy broke 5 glasses for the intro