Is everybody who drinks Jaeger depressed...? I thought it was just me... Although I gotta look up what "liquid cocaine" is, since that sounds more my speed...
@mallardofmodernia8092 I'll take your word for it but guineas is one of the few alcohols that make me feel like a 12 year old trying his first beer. Aka like shit.
@@collincaperton6718 ive tried the export beer and the proper stuff. I'm from the uk and we can get the real stuff but for some reason the new hip millenial brewery places only serve the export stuff while old fashioned pubs have the original black irish gold. Same thing with budweiser, ive tried two different budweisers, one was czech and tasted amazing but i cant remember what the other one was but it tasted like piss.
@@thomasflores141 The trick is depending on if your going for 1 or 2 pints or a heavy sess. 1or2 pints any food is fine you can get a good meal before hand no problem. A heavy sess, light meal before you take into the feed of pints you're about to have!.
@@thomasflores141 you sound like a child who drank a soda too fast. Guinness is the easiest thing to drink in the world. I've never lost count so easily with guinness
No one has even mentioned the fact that the Baker Mayfield head cutout moves with every drink named, and I think that it’s a damn shame. It was the best part of the video
You just started a war with about 5 different countries with that Guinness bit Edit: I came to the realization that I might only be thinking of 2 countries. Uk and Ireland
@@guyman9655 usually go one of three ways. 1. Witness how stupid drunk people are and just stops. 2. Starts drinking more during weekdays because the weekend is busy. 3. Now only drink beer or fancy cocktails, and in moderation. Those last ones are the only people who actually like their job.
@@ReedyRosethere’s a giant Baker Mayfield head behind the bartender in the video. He used to be the QB for the Cleveland Browns, now he’s with Tampa. Boy do we miss him now.
Lmao Amaretto Sour... So far, my three drinks of choice have said, "I won't bother you, you seem like you're already going through a tough time", "You need to get hammered as fast as possible" and "Everyone who's ever loved you was wrong"
@@hawkbrien I think I have pretty normal tastes; and I also think Guinness is pretty good, one of the few beers I can drink. What do people not like about it? I didn't realize so many people thought it was gross.
Especially with that argument: "it doesn't even have more alcohol than a bud light" oh yeah right you buy more expensive alcohol just because it has more abv🙃
@@derdiktator2 I'm Jeff Bezos over here with my bottle of Everclear. Also, isn't this the guy who blasts people for asking "What's you're strongest drink"?
@@shadowthedemonicwolf4410 i don't know about you shadowthedemonicwolf4410, but i drink cus i think it's a relaxing pastime every now and then. don't try to act all edgy with THAT fuckin username LMAOO
I'm pretty sure liquid cocaine is equal parts 151 rum, rumplemintz, and jeager. The ingredients he held up are for one of my favorite shots. Jeager, goldschlager, rumplemintz equals a third reich shot. Horrible name but very tasty
@@mcgeorgethe Guinness Draught in a can is actually the only Guinness beer you can get in the US that is still made in Ireland, at least in my area. All the others are from Canada or Georgia. it also has the widget with pressurized gases to make it taste more like it would from a keg.
I love how there's no laws in the U.S. that prevent distributors from watering down beers. So middle aged men can talk shit about a beer that he's never had outside of America
Ok tell me what I get at the bar. I'm a internetaholic with major social anxiety. The only reason I'm there is because a friend or gf dragged me there, and I'm afraid of how literally everyone is gunna perceive me through their drunken stupor.
@Supadrumma441 you haven't tasted it before it's even in a keg yet, used to work for Diego the company who own gussines now and tries some at the testing station on the keg line before it went into the kegs...........so smooth and creamy and amazing.
Bartenders complaining about having to make drinks (they don’t know what their job is but expect 200% tips to open a beer they’ll also mock you for buying)
@@zenix9313 jägermeister is actually quite popular for teens as well. Though a lot of people say it tastes bad, the other ones drink it a lot, no matter how old or young At least in the rural areas
OMG idk which was funnier. The punchline on the vodka soda or the tequila sunrise. These shorts are great. I'm running out of cocktails to think of… uh… Mai Tai maybe?
As someone whose group of friends in his early 20s always had get-togethers EVERY Saturday, our therapists did indeed have therapists. Liquid cocaine was the ‘house’ shot 😂
When i lived in Florida i drank tequila sunrise cause that's the state alcohol of Arizona and i was homesick but there's some level of truth to the fact that i cant drink tequila straight
Bold of you to assume I'm not using the Jaeger to avoid paying for a therapist
Touché 😂😂
*mic drop* 👍
@@kennygiard bold of you to assume I can afford a therapist
Is everybody who drinks Jaeger depressed...? I thought it was just me...
Although I gotta look up what "liquid cocaine" is, since that sounds more my speed...
Well it's a herbal medicinal liquor
Comparing _Guinness_ to _Bud Light_ is like comparing _apple cider_ to *_used_*_ toilet water._
Yeah both taste like shit but one cost a fuck ton more than the other
@@collincaperton6718try guinness from the source. The foreign export guinness's are shite.
@mallardofmodernia8092 I'll take your word for it but guineas is one of the few alcohols that make me feel like a 12 year old trying his first beer. Aka like shit.
@@collincaperton6718 ive tried the export beer and the proper stuff. I'm from the uk and we can get the real stuff but for some reason the new hip millenial brewery places only serve the export stuff while old fashioned pubs have the original black irish gold. Same thing with budweiser, ive tried two different budweisers, one was czech and tasted amazing but i cant remember what the other one was but it tasted like piss.
They are both beer. So both taste like whatever
What ever you ask for at the bar he will judge you!😂
Now you’re getting it 😂😂❤️
Me: can I get a water
Kenny: DID SOMEBODY NOT HYDRATE
Dude seems like a major douche bag
That's why you go there it's like the comedy club.
Nah Baker Mayfield will be doing the judging
“Hey could I get a water?”
“YOU’RE A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC AND YOUR FAMILY DOESN’T LOVE YOU.”
I feel so understood
Edit: You left out I only get invited out because I’m a designated driver that saves everyone from paying for an Uber.
@@TheVeggiekatyour friends love you
100 percent this. Lmao
Michelob ultra is the equivalent of water.. and recovering alcholics..
If I drink in a bar, I’m garbage. Got it.
For real he's dissing my favor beer lol
The Barkeeper is of course super duper and obviously favors Bud light.
And don't forget to tip heavily otherwise he won't serve you 😂
That is what bartenders think
I like Guinness because it tastes like it hates me.
I uncontrollably giggled 🤭 at this 😂
I think the flavor is great for a wintertime beer, but it sits so heavy in the stomach
@@thomasflores141 The trick is depending on if your going for 1 or 2 pints or a heavy sess. 1or2 pints any food is fine you can get a good meal before hand no problem. A heavy sess, light meal before you take into the feed of pints you're about to have!.
@@thomasflores141 you sound like a child who drank a soda too fast. Guinness is the easiest thing to drink in the world. I've never lost count so easily with guinness
@@MrMozezoo bang on
The tequila sunrise was such a deep personal attack on me, that I had to comment, like and subscribe.
I didn’t choose this gift. It chose me 🤣🤣
Also, thanks!
@@kennygiard LMAO no problem brotha, made me laugh pretty damn hard. Love the channel, good content, keep it up!
I might order tequila neat more often but I'd guess any cocktail could be made fun of. Nothing wrong at all to enjoy sunrise, paloma or margaritas.
Btw have you tried ranch water? Closest you'll get to drinking tequila neat and doesn't use juice
No one has even mentioned the fact that the Baker Mayfield head cutout moves with every drink named, and I think that it’s a damn shame. It was the best part of the video
First thing I noticed lol
I was like, is that fucking Bakr Mayfield
Noticed my second watch. Then watched a third time to see all of his places
I was really hoping I wasn't the only one noticing that I thought it was just my ADHD brain
I notice I was just trying figure out why 😂😂
The Country of Ireland would like to have a word with you 😂
And how will they reach him? All the cars are gone!
Oh we have plenty left
@@heavystalin2419 by way of potato that went thru the mail with a forever stamp on it 😂😂😂 pretty common in the USA!
I wonder what they think of canned American Guinness?
It's amusing how much bartenders make being hateful and unlikable their personality.
Ah man I love Amaretto Sours, I better call my family and tell them they don't love me anymore
Godspeed
Why tell them what they already know?
My bm loves her amaretto stone sours 😅 i can confirm i was dead wrong at the time but hey at least we're still friends to this day 🤷😆
But dive bars use cheap amaretto and no egg white...pass
I ❤ them too. So tasty when mixed right.
You just started a war with about 5 different countries with that Guinness bit
Edit: I came to the realization that I might only be thinking of 2 countries. Uk and Ireland
na only 1 and they are drunk and wanna fight
@@fkujakedmyname fair enough. My initial thoughts were England, Scotland, north Ireland, Ireland, and maybe wales
@Aidan Lovick funnily enough Nigeria drinks more Guinness than Ireland, Guinness is huge in Africa
@@jordankennedy891 Strange cause Guinness tastes like shit outside of Ireland.
@@stevenwebb3475 myth.
This bartender just doesn't like drinkers😂
To be fair, I don’t like myself more 😂😂❤
@@kennygiard I felt that 🤣🤣
I love the idea of an anti alcohol bartender
@@guyman9655 usually go one of three ways. 1. Witness how stupid drunk people are and just stops. 2. Starts drinking more during weekdays because the weekend is busy. 3. Now only drink beer or fancy cocktails, and in moderation. Those last ones are the only people who actually like their job.
Love thy neighbor as you love thy self that is the law. and it shows you follow it.
Good job Brother.@@kennygiard
He's so right.. my tummy can't take it!!
New phobia unlocked: MayfieldPhobia
Can u explain please
@@ReedyRosethere’s a giant Baker Mayfield head behind the bartender in the video. He used to be the QB for the Cleveland Browns, now he’s with Tampa.
Boy do we miss him now.
Lmao Amaretto Sour... So far, my three drinks of choice have said, "I won't bother you, you seem like you're already going through a tough time", "You need to get hammered as fast as possible" and "Everyone who's ever loved you was wrong"
As an Irish person I will not have anyone slander Guinness, no matter how unbearably disgusting they are those are fighting words
Guiness is my coffee
I hear real Irishmen drink Heineken
Guinness is delicious I don't know what you're talking about
@@drewmcgary2872 I would hate to try any food you consume if you think Guinness is delicious
@@hawkbrien I think I have pretty normal tastes; and I also think Guinness is pretty good, one of the few beers I can drink. What do people not like about it? I didn't realize so many people thought it was gross.
"Everybody who ever loved you was wrong" 🤣🤣🤣
I once loved a girl who drank Amaretto sours
She cheated on my ass
I'm deeply hurt by this.😢
@@vanessav692 oh well
@@vanessav692me too. 😢😢😢
This was my favorite line!🫢🤣
Lmaoo, that last shot had me dying, did Not expect the jump from the bar to his head, caught me so off guard 😂
I’m sober and I watch your videos because you look and act like my dad. Thank you for the laughs
A bar tender insulting Guinness? That’s…new? Huh. To each their own
Especially with that argument: "it doesn't even have more alcohol than a bud light" oh yeah right you buy more expensive alcohol just because it has more abv🙃
@@derdiktator2 I'm Jeff Bezos over here with my bottle of Everclear.
Also, isn't this the guy who blasts people for asking "What's you're strongest drink"?
So... order anything at all at this dude's bar and get chastised for it... got it
It ain't that deep bro
It’s a joke cry more 😂
@user-rf5qj5ey5l you're a joke cry more 😂
Pretty much
You saying anyone ordering a drink is an pain in the ass.
Nothing has topped "HENNESY" yet. 😂
Damn at this point I don't even know what normal people are supposed to get. Or is everyone just messed up in their own unique way?
Pretty much
Just get what you want and who cares what the bartender thinks!
I made my therapist cry so I switched from Jaeger to Rumple, now I'm the only one crying 😂
Phew... my drink wasnt on here. Cool. We survive another round.
I can’t wait till he gets to mine. I will feel so honored. Lol
Awe crap.
🍸🍸🍸
Mojito and Tequila Sunrise...and you were correct on both accounts 😂
Same 😭
The fuckin Michelob got me so good 😂
Never drink at that guys bar.
This guy is essentially saying that no one should drink 😂
No, he's saying that those who do have fucking problems because we do. We drink to forget our sorrows.
@@shadowthedemonicwolf4410 i don't know about you shadowthedemonicwolf4410, but i drink cus i think it's a relaxing pastime every now and then. don't try to act all edgy with THAT fuckin username LMAOO
Are you so afraid to be judged?
This guy is saying you should drink at home and not give your money in a pub.
I ordered an annoying girl 3 liquid cocaines for her birthday to purposefully get her to leave. She left 45 minutes later carried out by her friends.
Ok bill
That ain’t liquid cocaine then why call it that
You got me with the mic ultra😭😂
Bashing the hand that feeds you ,smooth move Einstein!
Liquid Cocaine?!
Now THAT'S something I definitely gotta try
I had one once...for a few seconds until it came right back up!
@@mlindholm yeah sounds about right 😁
Thier gross go for liquid marijuana tastes much better
Stay away. I've never been so fucked up in my entire life. I literally couldn't see for like 30 minutes.
@@tenneillwhite849 it's THAT bad??
Everything I drink says im a disappointment. This was fun.
❤❤❤❤
I feel you
Liquid cocaine? No thanks. Just the rock for me.
When they put urinals in the coke room 😔
@@Cloudyqueso too true!
I'm pretty sure liquid cocaine is equal parts 151 rum, rumplemintz, and jeager. The ingredients he held up are for one of my favorite shots. Jeager, goldschlager, rumplemintz equals a third reich shot. Horrible name but very tasty
you gotta turn it into liquid before you can IV it. lol
@@jebronlames5997 ah, a true man of culture I see
Bro really gutted me with the tequila sunrise bro 🤣🤣 i really do wanna drink straight tequila
Lmao when he said jager I knew my time had come 🤦🏼♂️🤣
Anyone drinking Guinness from a can, deserves all the nasty things said about them.
Touché 😂😂
Come at me, bitch. Lmao.
I wouldn't insult Guinness, be careful driving home tonight.
its perfectly fine to insult Guinness from a tin that is probably from Open Gate Brewery in Baltimore that's not Guinness its an abomination
@@mcgeorgeGuinness is shite. I’m a stout man and I always opt for a Beamish instead.
@@mcgeorgeparticularly the starting of your car
@@wittexgaming52 sorry what?
@@mcgeorgethe Guinness Draught in a can is actually the only Guinness beer you can get in the US that is still made in Ireland, at least in my area. All the others are from Canada or Georgia. it also has the widget with pressurized gases to make it taste more like it would from a keg.
You take it back on the Guinness lol. I'm Irish and we love a fight and have 10 mates named Seamus
Adds a crowd soundboard in the background to make it seem like his bar is busy
I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂
I love how there's no laws in the U.S. that prevent distributors from watering down beers. So middle aged men can talk shit about a beer that he's never had outside of America
Ok tell me what I get at the bar. I'm a internetaholic with major social anxiety. The only reason I'm there is because a friend or gf dragged me there, and I'm afraid of how literally everyone is gunna perceive me through their drunken stupor.
Cranberry vodka for you. Its simple, people may judge, but you dont care.
Finally one that I actually drink. I always get mojitos 😂
Same!! Never seen the real house wives tho 🤷
My favorite is a "Walk me down the road sweet Jesus"!
Baker Mayfield moving around constantly was hilarious 😂
The bartender can judge me all he wants...he's the one who has to stand 8-10 hours and pour my drinks.
My money, my drinks!...
Guiness fans boutta be up in arms about this one
They’re already coming for me 😬😬😬🤣
@@kennygiard good
Can Confirm: Drink Mojitos
And I don't have any friends 😐
I love you ❤
If I'm drinking at the bar, you are my therapist for the next 2 hours 🤔🤣
The best part of the video is him spraying water with his water gun
My therapist and i are almost like friends, thank you very much 😂😂😂😂
Guinness one was mean and too close to home😂
For real tho... Like that one hurt.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
....thats because you have only had Guinness out-of a can........try real Guinness fresh out of a tap, life changing.
@@kendon81 I have tasted flat
@@kendon81 This is correct. Guinness on tap may as well be a different beer it tastes so good.
@Supadrumma441 you haven't tasted it before it's even in a keg yet, used to work for Diego the company who own gussines now and tries some at the testing station on the keg line before it went into the kegs...........so smooth and creamy and amazing.
The next part of the series should be what bar you show up to says a lot about you
Basically all of his customers are his worst enemies
The hell with you man I love Jager and my therapist said therapy isn't working for me 😂😅😂😅😂😅
Yeah but Guinness actually has flavor. Also, try it with a bar of your favorite chocolate 😜
Omg the baker 😂😂
My dad used to drink jeager periodically, he loved licorice flavored stuff. I miss him♡
As a Jager drinker, don’t call me out like that
I thought I was safe, I really thought I was
I had to rewatch this video in its totality after realizing the big head kept moving around from shot to shot. Thanks for the easter egg
I'm 17, I don't even drink, I don't like to at all but I still somehow manage to find this entertaining, that says something.
Bartenders complaining about having to make drinks (they don’t know what their job is but expect 200% tips to open a beer they’ll also mock you for buying)
THIS
I’m fearful for what he would say about people who just drink rum by itself
Just added you to the prayer list 😂
Nectar of the gods
So yummy!!! I love rum!!
As a German you MUST drink Jägermeister from the age of 12 😂
My dad drinks jager so i drink it too
I thought Germans considered it to be for the elderly?
Jäegermeister?!?! ERIN Yäeger!!! Rumbling always rumbling!!!!!
Bloody Germans. As if eating copious amounts of cabbage wasn't enough, ya gotta drink the damned stuff too. I swear...
@@zenix9313 jägermeister is actually quite popular for teens as well. Though a lot of people say it tastes bad, the other ones drink it a lot, no matter how old or young
At least in the rural areas
I feel personally attacked over the Guinness
not me ordering double jagers😂😭
OMG idk which was funnier. The punchline on the vodka soda or the tequila sunrise. These shorts are great. I'm running out of cocktails to think of… uh… Mai Tai maybe?
Soooo..... What does HE think a good person drinks? 🤔🤔
at home lol
"Buttery Nipple Shot"- please do this one. My friend gets this one and I want to send them a video of you basically dissing their choice "drink"
Only people who hate themselves order that.
Not gonna lie as a Guinness drinker, you got me there.
I can’t help that my stomach can’t take tequila 🤣. My mind can though
Every video I see from bartenders is just complaining that they have to do their jobs.
I’m just curious to know WhT drink he actually approves of?😂
Alcohol 😂
The guy who makes someone drink a jersey turnpike.
You’re right my tummy can’t take it 😅
I feel attacked lol
At first I couldn't tell if that was a graphic or if he was actually moving a big cardboard head around 😂
😬😬😬😂
As a jagermeister person... understandable, but I might need to upgrade to liquid cocaine
As someone whose group of friends in his early 20s always had get-togethers EVERY Saturday, our therapists did indeed have therapists. Liquid cocaine was the ‘house’ shot 😂
Jameson on the rocks. But then he said Guinness. 😭😭😭😭😂
I drink to not care about when people judge me.
But Yoo Tummmy Cant Take It 😂😂😂
Loved this to the max.❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂
Huh, must be a regional thing. You call it a liquid cocaine, we call it a Viking Funeral.
When your bartender looks like Captain Spaulding
Always been partial to Jäegermeister. Funnily enough I’m seeing a new therapist tomorrow. 😂
As someone that drinks mainly Jager and Guinness.. your pretty much right on point.
Lol you would be surprised when I could drink lol
He's such a good mixologist, he mixed up his *own taste buds.*
I’m basically a bald eagle… 😂😂😂😂😂
I would like to speak to my therapist too lol
HAHA you thought I had a therapist. But my best friend does.
When i lived in Florida i drank tequila sunrise cause that's the state alcohol of Arizona and i was homesick but there's some level of truth to the fact that i cant drink tequila straight
Awww...I love mojitos and NEVER ONCE have I seen that real housewives show lol
I don't drink and most of the drinks he's talking about I've never heard of but this is hilarious😂😂😂
This guy is a great advocate for going sober