Fight Milk | How to Drink
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- čas přidán 28. 03. 2019
- This week I'm making Fight Milk as seen on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Unlike Charlie's version, mine won't make you puke.
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This week I'm making the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia classic Fight Milk. Sorry to fake you out with the Riot Juice in the opening there, couldn't help myself. In the show we see Charlie mixing up a big vat of Fight Milk using Crows eggs, what I'm pretty sure is Vodka, and milk and... that's it. I can't get crows eggs, and frankly, I'm not sure they're safe to eat at all, But Egg and Vodka and Milk will add up to a nearly flavorless though drinkable sort of egg nog, and that's something that Binging with Babish has already done so I don't need to do the same thing here. Instead i dig a little deep and think about the kinds of liqour bottles an older swinger/hooker like Charlie's mom might have hanging around in her liquor cabinet and Nocello fit the bill. The end result is actually super tasty.
Fight Milk
1 Egg (Please, don't use a crows egg.)
2 oz. or 60 Ml. Vodka
1 oz. or 30 ml. Nocello
Shake it dry and then shake it wet.
Garnish with Nutmeg if you're feeling fancy
Enjoy.
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The everclear is water! DO NOT CHUG EVERCLEAR!
What in the world does “steak style” milk mean???
And you seemed pretty psyched this episode for fight milk! CACAW!!!
Please tell me that was water in that everclear bottle.
That pic looks more like a bottle of Taaka 100.
We used to call riot juice "smurf blood" or "gideon's comet". We made ours with tropical blue Kool-aide. It's a fact blue makes it best.
Make this with bourbon, ples! :D
If you're lactose intolerant, all milk is fight milk.
Joshua Goodsell fight your own guts to make them stronger 💪
Facts
so true
Or shit your pants milk
Naw, more Fart Milk
Not making a vat of fight milk... because of the implication.
No one's in any danger!
That was my first thought when he said that lol
Duuuuude nice profile pic, remission is a lit album
That's right. I'm the daiquiri man.
😆...😀...😐.
It’s not fat dude. Looks like you’re just cultivating mass
It's time to harvest !!
@@politerudeboi6898 This comment right here officer.
@@awittyusernamepleaselaugh7481 that's not some kind of serial killer cannibal thing about harvesting plump bodies, Dennis said it to mac when he was talking of cultivating mass
@@MajesticSkywhale
Dennis saying it doesn’t make it not serial-killer-talk
@@Chris-mc2dt facts
Love the addition of walnut liqueur, but I think some kind of almond liqueur would be more accurate to the show, given Mac and Charlie's fondness for alley almonds!
Did this magnificent stallion of a man actually just say "crow-tein"
Well if you're talking fight milk you're talking crowtein so YEH.
Made with real crows... crow precursors at least.
Careful. You don’t want to get it on your skin!
This is a great looking drink right here. Always Sunny was off my radar as a comedy for the first few years and then I felt like it was too late for me to ever join in. My wife is a huge fan and so I am in season 11 currently after 6 days of bingeing.
When I saw Fight Milk, I wanted to make a vodka/cereal milk drink egg white and a small spoon of peanut butter powder mix for the protein element. Like a Peanut Butter Crunch type thing. I’m pretty sure what you’ve made here is better. But I might try anyways!
Ooooo
I didn't see you as Fat Mac until you said it. Now I can't unsee it.
☹
@@howtodrink ....caw?
Same even his voice haha
@@howtodrink thiccc Mac. 😘
Me too
I love that you actually put the thought jnto making good drinks with these terrible ideas instead of just making yourself sick for comedy.
"Some kind of bird milk" the best thing I have ever heard
I am laughing too hard lol
I thought i missheard that one. He seriously said bird milk..
You can milk anything with nipples - Gaylord Focker
@@jacobkiley6169 birds don't have nipples, hence the joke
Less Than Professional Gaming I can’t tell if he was serious or not
The caws were too strong. I wasn't ready.
It woke my wife, she was upset and confused.
It's just the audio leveling, but yea, they were a bit much lol
Warning for headphone users lol
Totally agree - it was like he was making a YTP video of his own show.
*CAWWW*
“Whenever there is a potential riot, I’m getting wasted on grain alcohol” -Mac
*blasted
That quote didn't age well
@@HeyBoSsBar aged like milk
I thought it was everclear and windshield washer fluid: winter formula
Fun fact windshield washer fluid is mostly methyl alcohol and adding everclear would actually just be diluting it. But um. Don't drink windshield washer fluid if you like seeing. Or living, really...
😂😂
😂😂
@@driverjayne ...pftahahahaha. I love that. I love that so much. "Dilute the *windshield whiper fluid* with *Everclear*.."
Man made jungle juice
“Don’t do this” Dude I’m a 21 yr old college student, that’s like most of my weekends
I'm a 21 year old Irish man, this is BREAKFAST to me!
All joking aside.... Don't do it 😂
RazorWhip277 nah you are just an alcoholic if this is breakfast, I dont see how being Irish makes this breakfast
@@bigl6218 whooooosh
@@bigl6218 look at this dood 😂
@@brynjolf3974 Cringe
The first alcoholic, dairy based protein drink for bodyguards...by bodyguards!
Whudup!
CAWWWW!
And Charlie
if you like the sound of this try mudders milk the recipe is on the geeky chef site its from firefly
Dairy and alcohol...;-;
I love this man. He could either whisper poetry in my ear over mulled wine or pound a gallon of riot juice and caw at my enemies. Perfect man 10/10
Get u a man tHaT cAn Do BoTh 😇😈
4 years later and riot juice is now Borg. What a world...
3:57 *Townsend's has joined the chat.*
Bravo sir....
Hehehehe nice one
I imagine Townsends as an 18th century nutmeg merchant, with a brutally enforced monopoly on the market...
"If you can get some kind of bird milk, that'd be really good"
Lol
I expected a nice, nerve soothing episode of HTD, but to my surprise, I got cawed on, flexed on, and overall intimidated with a powerful fighting spirit. 10/10 I am ready to maybe do some fighting n shit, I don't know.
I cannot possibly put into words how much I love this.
Chef_PC
Just say “this much” and put your hands out to infinity
Chef_PC but I can put it into numbers 10-10
"dude you are drinking straight up vodka? its like, noon."
~pickles from metalocolypse
also, make sime drinks from metalocolypse
What do ya mean, booze ain't food!? I'd rather chop off my dingdong than admit that.
absolutely no one:
greg: C A C A W W W W . W
I was impressed with your restraint of only 7 crow calls throughout, a true hallmark of self control
woah, spoilers!
“In other news, a New York youtuber started a one man riot today after drinking ‘grain alcohol and blue Gatorade’ for his channel”
He fought like a crow
New Jersey. Don't lump them in with us!!!
Need it for uprising punch
Greg: * yells and roars *
Me: * rips headphones off * D:
I love all the hidden philly jokes. "a egg for these trying times?:
Milk (steak style)
Ohhhhhh, walnut liqueur.
I heard "Walmart" liqueur.
Distilled Walmart . . . gack.
I'll stick w everclear & maddog cocktails if given the choice between that & distilled walmart
@@nicholashodges201 distilled Walmart sounds like it would taste like Larry the Cable guy stewing in his own sweat for five days
I'm accidentally in love with the fact that you were Counting Crows in the bottom right part of the screen.
I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
This guy is so damn manly that it looks like he nosebled his moustache.
"I'm probably going to finish this delicious glass of fight milk..."
Because it's eggnog with a more distributed protein matrix that's broken up by the addition of delicious golden nucleus? Yeah, I can see why the implication of a vat of this stuff would be horrifying, and probably less shelf stable.
Greg, you're such a... riot. 😎
Even had the “egg for these trying times” slipped in! 😂
2:54
Charlie ; Yeah I'll have the milk steak.
This was gold, I especially enjoyed your rendition of their caws. Laughed quite a bit. Love your channel by the way, been binging it for weeks now and even made your mulled cider with anise for thanksgiving at it was the hit of the party, I kid you not. They have asked me to make it again for Christmas but I'm going to do one of your Christmas oriented drinks to keep it fresh. Awesome channel man. I'm in Brooklyn so hello to a fellow NYer! Cheers!
“Alright that’s enough of that, nobody wants any of that.”
Hey, ‘nobody’ is a strong word.
And if you don't like it you can pour it into flour, add sugar and salt for taste, mix and make some pancakes.
Fightcakes
panfights
CAW
Alternatively, this could be called "Nut Milk | How to Drink" since there's Nocello in it... But uhh... you will probably get more views this way.
That's the only thing I'm calling it now
This has quickly become one of my favorite channels on CZcams. For once, I am grateful for the algorithm.
Took me far to long to notice the CAWW counter in the bottom right lol
You mean, CAWWnter
ok.... now I have to watch the whole video again
took me until it was already at 7
I’ve watched his video 8 times...and now I have to watch it again
It's looks like you almost cracked at 0:25 and I applaud you for keeping it together. I was not prepared for this.
Ive watched a lot of your videos over the years but I subbed because of this one.
Your dedication for that first bit is greatly appreciated
I think Paddy's Pub should definitely replace Dee with Greg. He'd make a much better bartender and he doesn't look like a bird
He’s also not a bitch
Especially if Dennis finally gets around to dicing her up into a million little pieces.
You think the gang hasn't tried to replace Sweet Dee? She's like the yuck puddle, eternal. (ps. i love dee and Kaitlyn's comedy)
Shut up bird
You’re not Fat Mac, you’re Ron Swanson and Andy Dwyer’s love child. Could you do some drinks from Archer please?
I made black Mexicans and loved it. I now put lime juice, less kahlua and top it with ginger ale - nice sweet cocktail. Call it Pablo O'Brien
Now * :)
Brandy Alexander and no too much nutmeg looking at you Pam
Green Russians!
An entire Jager shot machine that you carry under your arm.
Greg loves mixing drinks, playing video games, was a goth in high school and watches Always Sunny. I keep finding more reasons to love this guy.
Dude your videos have gotten so much better!
As you were describing the drink, I was thinking "I get where you're going with this, but let's swap out bourbon for the vodka" and then you said it! Great minds think alike.
Those slow motion close up pours are everything.
This is gonna be a blast next christmas, whole family thinking their gonna enjoy some eggnog... PSYCH now you’re a body guard mom and dad! CAH CAW!
"Their" gonna...? No, dumbass, it's "they're". Unfuck yourself.
Not caught on video: Greg overturning cars and setting fires from all of the riot juice
Never in a million years would I have guessed Fight Milk as episode material. But here we are. And you've made this ASIP fan very happy. Laughed from start to finish!! Good on ya!
1:26 Because of the implication
Also, I fell in LOVE with that glass you used.
The music really makes these videos for me. When and if I hear it IRL I’ll instantly think of this show. So I hope the show never sucks cause that will be one more song ruined by bad memories. What I’m saying is great music.
Wow, that Nocello pour was the cleanest you've ever done! Never thought I'd see the day.
I was gonna make the same comment! :P
You’re killin it bro!!!
Thanks for all your work!!!🤘
This is the best thing I've ever come across on CZcams.
WTF did I just watch? Still laughing...wow I needed that. Thanks buddy!
It’s from the show “its always sunny in Philadelphia”
That particularly cautious pour with the milk was somehow very endearing. And understandable, spilled milk is never fun to clean.
this is great. Keep on bringing the content!
This is my favorite video of yours, well done 😂
we didn't ask for this but were so glad we got it.
Man... Been having a shit day of sorts but this cheered this right up. Gonna go back and hit the books again with a renewed sense of purpose and energy. Thank you
Seriously love those slow mo shots!
That intro was amazing man loved it!
I think this one is my favorite so far... The fact you're having fun and just fucking about makes this awesome.
Finally, we see the preparation of a *mans* drink
this is the best. opening to a video I have ever seen
This is the best video you’ve ever put out 😂
I just found your show and I love it! I'm currently a college student that wants to make his own cocktails but struggles because of prices. I would love an episode of budget cocktails. Either way, keep up the good work!
“The implications of what would happen” I see you, Dennis... 😂 You have just combined my two favorite things.. How to Drink and Sunny 👌🏻
The amount of GIFs you could make of Greg is truly astounding
Great intro. Great editing. Great video. Much love
The first 30 seconds were beautiful....
As were the remaining 6 minutes and 22 seconds. I love this channel more with every video haha.
I saw "fight milk" and I thought 'wow, finally we'll get an episode where Greg makes something he doesn't like!'... wrong
Your videos are everything
I found your channel a week ago and subed and im not disappointed
I’ve been waiting for this episode for so long. Try out the BWB version too that uses quail eggs and more spices.
I was waiting for the cuts and crow noises with the logo to pop out like in the show the whole time! Thanks Mac I’ll have to try this one out too!
Fight milk. Much better than regular milk. It can do so much more. Such as... fighting
Love your enthusiasm man
That intro alone already made me realize how much I needed riot juice in my life
Love the video Greg! Always sunny is one of my favourite shows and I love how you made their absolutely disgusting drink idea look so good. You do not look like fat mac by the way, you’re a pretty cool looking guy. Thanks for the content.
Smirnoff seems too high class for IASIP. For a clear liquid in a bottle with a red label I think it might have been Popov... please don't make Fight Milk with Popov
Too high class?? Are you fucking insane?? All Smirnoff has is a name and a price tag. Marketing, that's all. It's like calling Heineken good beer or Bacardi good rum or Johnny Walker good scotch.
Get yourself a bottle of Parliament vodka and I promise you will never even LOOK at a bottle of Smirnoff again!
Too classy... Get the fuck outta here...
@@remcovanvliet3018 yes and when many drinkers cant tell the difference between drinks of the same style in a blind tasting, marketing is what makes the difference.
I just found your channel and you are so damn hilarious. This show is so great and original. keep on drinking.
Thank you!
You won the like with the initial Caw. 10/10 I love your work.
I like this new Babish theme where you make cocktails from movies/tv's. Keep it up man!
Rrrrrerykk
Amazing episode! But, yes - it would probably be better with BOURBON. (Because of the implication)
With all the crow jokes...
Birb-in?
Love the show!!! Subd late last year and I’m glad I did
I didn’t know I needed this till now
Best- cold- opening- ever!
Definitely got to try the grain alcohol and antifreeze mix one of my personal favorites
I instantly liked this channel that much more😂 love iasip
Just gonna take the music, the pour shots, the strength of a crow and baby... you got a sub comin
CZcams has suggested I know what Fight Milk is and I'm glad I know now.
The way you got through so much of that riot juice I honestly thought at first that you used water instead of ever clear, but I honestly can't tell after rewatching lol
Its water
Best episode for sure
I need an entire episode of just It's Always Sunny drinks! 😂
Frank opens the jug and sticks that everclear bottle in, Charlie watches it drain out, Dennis drinks it and THEN you’re Mac.
Looks delicious. Please tell me you sent this link to Charlie Day & Rob McElhenney, lol would be great if they tried it.
There were so many IASIP references in one video and I loved all of them equally
Dude probably the best one I’ve seen! Such a talented man and makes the dankest of dank drinks. So so so so so so fucking happy you did F I G H T M I L K