"I'll let you on a little something... the one who spends 10 years in the joint is not the pussy... The one who lets his oath brother spend ten years in the joint to become a pussy for a crime he didn't commit ? THAT'S the real pussy. Don't you agree, Nishikiyama?" - Kuze, Yakuze 1
Saejima goes to jail Saejima escapes from jail Saejima goes to jail again Saejima escapes from jail with a prisoner Saejima goes to jail again Saejima completes parole Saejima doesn't go to jail Saejima goes to jail again (spoiler)
"Hello guys, you're watching another WatchMojo video and today we will be counting down our list of the Top 10 years in the joint that has made you a f-ing pussy!"
Ten years in the joint fans when ten months in the blunt enjoyers walk in
Based Decade in the Stogie Enjoyers :
@@scarymeunster9095 "I smoke my stogies anywhere I want! I don't have to be someone's prison bitch like you, Kiryu! Hahahaha!" -Nishkiyama probably
Ten days in the bong connoisseurs:
10 seconds in the jail lovers
10 nanoseconds in the drug cartel enthusiasts
So emotional I could feel Nishiki coming inside of me 😫
10 days playing yakuza made you a fucking gay
@@spaceman10th31 That's what Yakuza does to a man.
@@spaceman10th31 pretty sure either only takes 10 seconds. Those 10 seconds are the loading screens and stuff
🏳🌈? 👉
Same 😫😫😫
Yakuza really makes too many characters put themselves in jail for no reason.
Read the franchise name again, but slowly
@@heeho8607 ryu ga gotoku
@@sanguine.3774you’d probably get arrested for being a dragon in real life honestly
@@somebakedgood xD
@@somebakedgood For how long though? 10 years? Or 15+3?
Fun fact: According to the wiki, Kuze actually stayed in Jail for 10 years.
"I'll let you on a little something... the one who spends 10 years in the joint is not the pussy... The one who lets his oath brother spend ten years in the joint to become a pussy for a crime he didn't commit ? THAT'S the real pussy. Don't you agree, Nishikiyama?" - Kuze, Yakuze 1
so they're a fucking pussy
Did it make kuze a f'in pussay?
Saejima: *exists*
Police: we're taking you to jail.
Real
Minecraft chest sound while Saejima opened the trunk killed me 💀
eat gun
Unfortunately that was rubber chest opening sounds
this video was so emotional that i got sent into the joint
nooooo majimber in the joint 😭😭😭who will beat kiryu chan now
Was it for 10 years
@@lynnettemedina4535 yeah
John Majimba
@@van_whufc298 I will
When he tenned those years in that joint... I burst our into tears
saejima shot a guy through another guy but don't worry it was a rubber bullet
Saejima goes to jail
Saejima escapes from jail
Saejima goes to jail again
Saejima escapes from jail with a prisoner
Saejima goes to jail again
Saejima completes parole
Saejima doesn't go to jail
Saejima goes to jail again (spoiler)
Jail basicaly his home as this point
I'm starting to think he likes jail
Saejima love hate relationship with prison
@@ohmylordprimus live yagami reaction
@@dyhoat live yagami reaction
This video is
1.heartwarming
2.inspiring
3.wholesome
4.funny
5.motivational
6.creative
7.educational
8.nudityless
9.perfection
10.years in the joint
BRING THAT LIST, KAZUMA!
Were you someone's tier list?
ten lists in the tiers made you a actual f rank
@bro_gaming26
You think your list is better than mine!?
THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?
Saijima probably just likes prison at this point
At this joint*
Seijma loves going to jail doesn't he? XD
10 years in the joint made you a freaking dinglenut
This video is a certified ten years in the join moment
chad communist
when I grow up i want 1995 to be a dark year and while Kiryu spends 10 years in the joint I become a changed man
i love how almost every protagonist went to jail
Its a game about criminals, its obvious that they go to joint
@@MrJedroi258 I never thought about it that way and now it makes sense lol thanks
I can't describe with words how much enjoyment I get from this video.
ten joint ten year joint ten
truly the top 10 of 2023
me when majima is dead and i just escaped prison but i really gotta get this rabbit pelt
This video came out of ten years in the joint
sin palabras, arte puro y el final es el mejor que el padrino
Todos estos yakuzas eran youtubers com 100.000+ subscriptores
Es cine
i love this fandom sm that i was sent to jail
This is ironically the funniest of the top 10 memes
I am dyin' man. 240p makes it for me.
"Hello guys, you're watching another WatchMojo video and today we will be counting down our list of the Top 10 years in the joint that has made you a f-ing pussy!"
I wanna be a jail just like saejimmy
KIRYU WENT BACK TO THE JOINT IN 6?????
3 years in the yakuza 6 joint made him a pussy
Educational and Informational.
ten years nishiki
The ass-quality 240p resolution makes this so much better.
Lore of top 10 years in the joint momentum 100
Good video haha!
240p is a nice touch
10 years in the joint vs 10 years in the blunt rap battle next?
10 years in the joint >>> 10 years on estrogen
El Padriño Moment
ten joints in the year
Definitivamente es cine 🚬
i didnt see that joke coming
but off topic didnt the mobile canon story part confirm kuze got out of jail?
Kiwami means extreme
I like how both kiryu and ichiban were sent to prison and got out but then you have nishitani he got himself arrested on purpose and died in jail
20 years in the can
why did youtube think this was a game called yakuza fury
Fury with 2 r
good video
Top 10 Years in the Joint
Missing the trolllolo guy song
What song specifically is named playing on background?
Relatable
1:19 insert a Nishiki boss battle music from kiwami or Ishin!
Daisaku Kuze caught me off guard
More people going to jail than in a single season of trailer park boys
Kuze bonked
missed oppurtinity to use for whos sake in credits scene
Does saejima go to jail?
saejima jail era
I thought shibusawa killed kuze for taking part in the empty lot?
No he goes to Jail.
And idk if it's canon cause it's a separate game. But Kuze comes back before the events of Yakuza 7
saito
Oop spoilers lmao.... *pain and sadness*
This is Untenable.
Fishiki
Fish Man
If we can add real life people to the list, add Rapper Tory Lanez, he got slammed with a 10 year prison sentence not too long ago. 🤷🏾♂️
Hahahahahahahah
Bruh