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C O C K INJURED
HOOOOOLY that has to be so painful
C O C K EVISCERATED
C O C K PERMANENTLY DESTROYED
C O C K SHATTERED
C O C K PULPED
C O C K OBLITERATED
"OW, MY BALLS!"
"Anyway, back to building a village."
That's the story of this game.
Two guys scraped his balls against a cactus and that motivated him to start his own empire.
@nyancatpoptart5441 That really does sound like it could be some ancient empire's founding myth
Feudalism
@@borntopwnyou How the fuck would children happen, though?
@@nyancatpoptart5441
Basically the Fountainhead
took a cactus bandsaw to the taint and was up building furnaces and huts not 10 seconds later. what a champ
A champ, eh?
@@LocalSlasher Slime girl would take whatever she can get from him...
@@crazyluigi6664 If there even is anything left.
millennials and gen z could never
Cactus bandsaw to the taint AND at least 3 gold bars up the ass AND like a 30 foot drop lmfao
We gotten to idiocracy’s “ow my balls” territory
This feels like it's worst than that, though.
@@crazyluigi6664It's not Live action yet so i beg to differ
go away im baitin'
Humans fell below that line years ago, we're continuing to fall further into existential threat territory
Humans are profoundly stupid
"Ow my balls" was the humor of the time the film was made, much less the far future the movie takes place in.
The ad doesn't even show him getting revenge on the perpetrators, or even working towards it. The Cactus and Boxers Torture literally serves zero purpose beyond shock value.
He’s moved on and just wants to build a house and um. Probably not start a family but he could still have a spouse I guess??
Not everything is about revenge chat member, the dude clearly is in another plane of existence where such things are trivial and he only cares about building his little village for his people.
Mobile ad moment
He has no enemies
Revenge is a never ending cycle
That thumbnail is an atrocity.
The clip was far worse.
The whole ad is an atrocity
What the fuck did I just watch
@@BillWill1616 Exactly, my dude!
It got me to click lol
And on today's episode of "The creator's barely disguised fetish"
Is it really, though? Because it looks like they wanted to experiment on a new potential torture method for the 21st century.
"Alright. So we're making a resource management game similar to Empire Earth. What should the story be?"
"How about two big muscular men, take the guy you start off with and scrape his dick against a cactus, and that motivates him to build his own kingdom?"
"Absolutely brilliant!"
More like “The Creator’s Barely Disguised Torture Method”
@@robloxgamr2006That shit remind me something of the Donkey Craddle or that saw torture device that goes up your bottom. Sickening
@@caesar4409 2 Dongs 1 kong
This felt like something they would unironically do in Jackass.
"Hello everyone, I'm Vincent Vinesauce-o and this is cactus and ball torture"
@@ChesterManfred Vinny-o
Don't give them any ideas
someone: the future sucks, literally 1984, I wish I was in the past
typical afternoon in medieval times:
okay the cactus part sucks, but ads and marketing don't exist yet so it's a toss up
@@jfa99On one hand, they didn’t have Crypto Luigi, but on the other, they didn’t have Crypto Luigi
@@kwisowofer9872 I-I-I-I just bought more land in the Metaverse, now I'm getting my dick dismembered by a cactus...
@@jfa99 I mean, it's either annoying ass ads, or getting the black plague
Ah yes the old classic ball-n-cactus game, now they just have minecraft and fortnite
Going from “cock and ball torture” to a broken spine on that pillar is definitely overkill.
I don’t know why the ads that start off with a bunch of tough guys beating up something innocent so unreasonably over-the-top is hilarious to me, but it is.
It’s just that way sometimes or all the time in your case.
That is until the guy fights back with his Lvl. 100 phase.
The Chinese seem very fond of physical comedy at the expense of others.
Its a realistic demonstration of the existing players beating up new joiners
cactus and balls torture
😳😫
Hold on this version has BLOOD. The one I saw on twitter doesn't
This version is for the children. Of course.
@@ChesterManfred should have pieces of the dong and some cream spread also if its for the kids
does the cartel make these damn ads
*That’s how mafia works*
Best comment.
I wanna see the pitch meetings for these ads
Spoiler alert, they don't have them. Or rather, they just throw shit on the wall and do whatever they want to do with them.
"Cactus CBT is TIGHT!"
WANTED: Animator to create online ad for mobile game. Must create own assets, will not be provided a copy of the game. The more bizarre and outlandish, the better. Pay is $100 upon acceptance of ad.
"Uhhhrgghh, I want guy get wee wee hurt by cactus. NOW"
Yes sir
they are probably in chinese
Actual cbt
I just got a mobile ad a little bit ago that was for a game called winter survival or whatever, but the gameplay it showed was from the 1999 PS1 game Sled Storm.
Its really funny how CZcams is so adverse to letting people use adblock, but have literally no quality control or oversight so we get stuff like Cactus CBT and actual fraud.
Sled Storm? Thats fucking wild.
Ill stop using adblock if they stop showing us shit ads
the Twins in Red Shorts are the most evil characters in all of fiction
first to pass out at the sleepover:
Is not funny when it happens to you
It's more of a spectator sport, honestly.
everything okay at home...?
EXTREME CBT
Cactus Ball Torture
I love the 3 emotions of “WHY!?😆 why?😐 why…?😔”
Character development, the Vinny of last season would have screamed "Noo!" Upon witnessing an atrocity. Present season Vinny has become hardened and jaded.
I mean, he still did considering the one with the guy disguised as the chair a couple ads before it...
Vinny only has visceral reactions to weird s3x or fetish stuff, this is simply cartoonishly violent
Thumbnail is exactly what we used to do with the boys back in high school
Nobody cares, go to school
I don't understand why they think shock value shit like this is enough to make us want to play their games. It's funny that these exist, don't get me wrong. But does this actually work on people?
the fact that they stil exist sadly means yes.
@@enorma29 The problem is it isn't like the past with video game consoles where you need to pay for the games to get the profit. The profit comes from microtransaction bullshit more often than not. In other words, people need to fucking stop with that shit!
It works on children. Which is their main market anyway
I think it's a way for marketing depart to report increased views. With an ad campaign the amount of people unable to click away for like 5 seconds at least oughta increase for sure.
They do it for the views, and they get the attention of those with short attention spans just scrolling
When CBT is considered acceptable for commercial advertising, to *all ages,* mind you... I think it's really time to think about how far we have fallen as a species.
I hate ads, but I can appreciate the sheer absurdity of some of the stuff these mobile game people come up with.
Human consciousness is a tragic misstep in human evolution, someone once said.
Which lucrative third set of people intersects CBT enthusiasts and AoE2 enjoyers on a Venn diagram that these ads are targeting?
CBT Wizard knows no boundaries, only CBT.
“You have lost…your *_CHILDREN BEARING PRIVILEGES”_*
Also, I like how Vinny didn’t even question how that guy recovered so fast after that medieval-like torture punishment after all that.
To be fair, how can one mentally process something like that so damn quickly after seeing a torture method so grotesquely inhumane like that?
I already accepted that watching mobile ads is when you lose your reason, your soul and your humanity.
Why is it always the town building games that have the most completely batshit and unhinged ads?
>Implying it's not other types of games that could do that also...
building a town does things to a man
Or the underground zombie ones. Or the.. I'd rather not even talk about that one.
Because they are copying the same ad format, these companies aren't just unable of making a good game, they are also unable to come up with their own ideas.
I doubt this is a town management game at all.
WHY IS IT ALWAYS BOCK AND CALL TORTURE
Of course these ads. I'm not surprised anymore.
Literal torture device
CBT has never felt this severe
The absolute absurd state of mobile game ads.
That was absolutely atrocious, and then the dude just recovered like all that didn't happen.
Yakuza Heat Action!! :D
The first few seconds of that should constitute a refund for a game I didn't even purchase.
That poor saguaro cactus...
Poor man also...
it's like grating for parmesan cheese
That is one hell of a torture method I tell ya
Let's be thankful that we moved past torture methods in life...
Age of Empires if they werent fucking around
This is obviously a torture scene not meant to be seen on public television.
Shit, man was never meant to imagine such shit like this...
Ok. This is the first step in which step an Ad Regulation Law will start from.
Torture in the past tense.
The Holy Inquisition of Spain 🇪🇸
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
I don’t even have a gurken, but I felt that shit through the phone
My favorite part is that the CBT didn't even have anything to do with the game.
Mobile game ads are willing to do ANYTHING nowadays to keep a person's attention, and I love it.
do you ever feel like building your own empire after 2 guys ride your gooch over a cactus ?
Just the Thumbnail is enough to make me feel pain
“Disregard pain, the climb must continue.”
-Hime Beyinjured
CZcams: That thumbnail probably violates our T&As.
also CZcams: Thanks for this ad, [mobile game company]. We shall play it far and wide.
I like how CZcams's algorithm thought this was Minecraft Earth.
At least he was in the condition to construct two buildings after.
But at what cost, though? 😔
Like a Dragon DLC
These ads never gets old.
My word he got over that quick.
It actually hurt just looking at it...
Dear lord, that was viscerally painful
This hurts simply just to look at
That man will never have kids
They just ripped off Age of Empires for the art too, damn.
CBT Wizard would be proud.
This went from cursed to AoE2 in like 5 seconds flat
That counts as CBT
I have not felt phantom pain like this for a good while. Thanks a lot.
That is not what expect this one to be. And I saw the thumbnail.
NOT THE CACTUS RIMMING!
CBT moment
i love how that's literally just age of empires
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Ah yes, casual CBT ads, my favorite.
CZcams and Google: I see nothing wrong here.
This is why you can't navigate the internet without an adblocker. CZcams especially.
I remember the last time I had my groin splintered aggressively on a cactus and then being thrown off a cliff, I immediately had so much energy for carpentry
watching this makes me feel a stinging disturbance in my waist area
I'm glad he recovered from his injury to make an empire
It feels like every time Commercial Chaos shows up at a Sunday stream, the mobile game ads keep getting WORSE.
I saw a response to this ad on Twitter where the commenter compared it to a special attack from the Yakuza series, which Kiryu/Majima/Ichiban uses on his opposer. Doesn't seem out of place.
Cactustration
I'm pretty sure after everything he's been exposed to in these streams, he's got NOTHING left to say.
How Katanaman describes what Deji and Aki did to him
balls over
Maximum pain I must endure here we go!
Its always the ads
viinny shoul play these games
Company: we need more innocent content for advertising.
Advertising:
Actual torture with blood the hell
this was before razors were invented
I feel like that could have been a form of torture back then.
That hurts
Cactus and Ball Torture
definition of torture
It just feels like a midievel torture method
Mobile games have gone downhill since 2016
So thats how they make construction workers 👁👄👁
How did bro stayed with balls