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  • @TheRussianBadger
    @TheRussianBadger  Před 3 lety +20673

    sorry about low mic volume in outro my editing program could barely render this video there was so much garbage on the timeline

  • @canadaairsoft7423
    @canadaairsoft7423 Před 3 lety +8042

    "He's got a Canadian Flag, He won't shoot you." Cuts to Canadian soldiers hucking cans of beef to german trenchs to attract them to one spot before swapping to grenades

    • @NoNo-nz7iq
      @NoNo-nz7iq Před 3 lety +737

      Meanwhile Canadian soldiers hold 3 of the top 5 longest recorded sniper kills

    • @swudi3460
      @swudi3460 Před 3 lety +293

      @@NoNo-nz7iq they kill in secret

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen Před 3 lety +398

      so that's where ubisoft gets their "throw rock" stealth idea

    • @pinkbunni1230
      @pinkbunni1230 Před 3 lety +146

      You forget about the one-eyed major that liberated a whole occupied town by himself from high ranking nazis
      Edit: forgot to mention that
      1. He was also a sniper
      2. He captures alot of nazis
      3. He caught a nazi that spoke french and told them to say an entire attacking army was coming with artillery and gave the guy his gun back
      4. Simulated an army by himself
      5. If i remember correctly he did this in 1 night
      www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/leo-major-montreal-zwolle-nazis-1.4660487
      Source^

    • @beansrgud4800
      @beansrgud4800 Před 3 lety +146

      @@swudi3460 that's why nobody knows how dangerous they are

  • @TheGoober404
    @TheGoober404 Před 3 lety +10818

    Watches end of video
    Badger: *talking really fckin quiet*
    Me: turns volume at max to hear him on headphones
    Dubstep: Allow me to introduce myself

  • @spencersholden
    @spencersholden Před 2 lety +957

    “Bing could use smoke signals and get better voice quality.” Is an underrated and hilarious line!

    • @SeraphOC
      @SeraphOC Před 8 měsíci +3

      The Mars Curiosity Rover gets better quality than him.

    • @bluepaladinXavier
      @bluepaladinXavier Před 5 měsíci +1

      Is this a cyanide ping reference?

    • @SeraphOC
      @SeraphOC Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@bluepaladinXavier Perhaps

  • @Brawneteer
    @Brawneteer Před 2 lety +529

    Favorite bit from this video;
    Badger: "Baguettes per... Kilo."
    Heavenly: "I like how you're not even trying anymore, like, 'Uhh, French, baguettes, fuck it we're done here'."

  • @spoollife4470
    @spoollife4470 Před 3 lety +7388

    “He has a Canadian flag. He’s not gonna shoot you”
    *maple syrup water boarding intensifies*

    • @theburningtankman9411
      @theburningtankman9411 Před 3 lety +220

      like where did that come from...we literally turn into ethereal beings when someone says war

    • @mrmarinara4834
      @mrmarinara4834 Před 3 lety +109

      its not waterboarding if you use maple syrup

    • @GG-Gamer1
      @GG-Gamer1 Před 3 lety +125

      You say that, but have you heard of Leo Major, the one-eyed Canadian sniper who took an entire German occupied town alone?

    • @ryanbehnke8107
      @ryanbehnke8107 Před 3 lety +82

      @@mrmarinara4834 god it would just stick to your face until you suffocate

    • @td21hdwhhgjvdggfg91
      @td21hdwhhgjvdggfg91 Před 3 lety +59

      He wasn’t a sniper He was a scout. He carried a sub machine gun not a rifle.

  • @GentrifiedPotato
    @GentrifiedPotato Před 3 lety +8073

    Man, that final Badger is probably the quietest he's been in years.

    • @admiralasia5982
      @admiralasia5982 Před 3 lety +444

      Turns volume up all the way to hear him....
      Blasts fucking ears with outro music

    • @noahwilhelm9201
      @noahwilhelm9201 Před 3 lety +131

      @@admiralasia5982 dude I just did that. Thankfully only had the one AirPod in, so I’ll only be deaf for a month in one ear instead of both

    • @actualfactualyt5362
      @actualfactualyt5362 Před 3 lety +17

      My eardrums

    • @iFrostSkys
      @iFrostSkys Před 3 lety +5

      My ears got blasted into neverland

    • @oddkill3539
      @oddkill3539 Před 3 lety +11

      *Laughs in Subtitles*

  • @Gojimon630
    @Gojimon630 Před 2 lety +147

    "Who knew you were more valuable as a sandbag than a human being" -The Imperial Guard, 42nd Millenium

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo Před 2 lety +1125

    As a type 2 diabetic, I had a chuckle at the diabetes jokes.

  • @sosigboi8844
    @sosigboi8844 Před 3 lety +5061

    Fun Fact: In Utah, it's illegal to "cause a catastrophe."

  • @Arqian
    @Arqian Před 3 lety +2019

    "So Bing what was the airport like?"
    "You remember the pre-game lobbies when PUBG first came out?"

    • @zefiddlr6169
      @zefiddlr6169 Před 3 lety +28

      Last Man standing

    • @doctorchaotic3415
      @doctorchaotic3415 Před 3 lety +21

      That shit had me lmfao

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 Před 3 lety +17

      the prox mic's filled with russians

    • @zefiddlr6169
      @zefiddlr6169 Před 3 lety +10

      @@redmist6630 And the Floor of the airport

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 Před 3 lety +10

      @@zefiddlr6169 and the textures just, not loading. i played on xbox. unfortunately the controls were horrible so i switched to blackout

  • @ciphernova2383
    @ciphernova2383 Před 2 lety +53

    10:22
    FBF = Football Field
    ML = Moon Landing
    First moon landing July 20th 1969, second moon landing September 14th 1969
    56 days
    80,640 hours
    17.6 football fields in 1 mile
    60 MPH = 1,056 FBF/H
    *80,640 = 85,155,840
    60MPH = 85,155,840 FBF/ML

  • @ongoingplague3148
    @ongoingplague3148 Před rokem +99

    It's so interesting to watch pre-mocap badger videos. What he does in this is still good, but the contrast between what he was doing then and the quality of the animation in videos he makes nowadays is crazy.

    • @BeanBonanzer
      @BeanBonanzer Před rokem +5

      honestly it was just as funny

    • @ongoingplague3148
      @ongoingplague3148 Před rokem +8

      @@BeanBonanzer oh definitely, there's a reason i still rewatch them. bajur crew is always funny

    • @BeanBonanzer
      @BeanBonanzer Před rokem +5

      @@ongoingplague3148 oh for sure. i’ve rewatched so many of these videos. they hit every time

  • @anarchyanddinosaurs4226
    @anarchyanddinosaurs4226 Před 3 lety +4531

    Albertan here lol, yeah we have a "rat patrol" thing here. They are so effective that there are essentially zero rats in the entire province, *For the past 70 years.*

    • @thomasway0320
      @thomasway0320 Před 3 lety +339

      So they exist, but just...not in Alberta.

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 Před 3 lety +391

      THE SUN NEVER RESTS ON THE RAT EMPIRE ALBERTA'S NEXT

    • @ibrahimoshodi4472
      @ibrahimoshodi4472 Před 3 lety +410

      @@giovannicervantes2053 WE HAVE HELD ON FOR 70 YEARS AND BY THE BLESSING OF THE RAT PATROL WE WILL HOLD FOR 70 MORE

    • @thatstockimageguy1067
      @thatstockimageguy1067 Před 3 lety +47

      @@ibrahimoshodi4472 Would it be effective on let’s say a Cane Toad?

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 Před 3 lety +7

      @@ibrahimoshodi4472 70 DAYS BIT YOU NEXT

  • @standardidiot8533
    @standardidiot8533 Před 2 lety +55

    I love how badge has gotten friendlier and more humble the longer he does this, if your some how reading this badge, keep making the world laugh bro your content is godly.

    • @Beefman0010
      @Beefman0010 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Ehem… BADGE?! ITS BADGER

    • @ZeReichStagg
      @ZeReichStagg Před 7 měsíci +5

      ​@John100-1 you better be careful throwing those hard R's around so willy nilly.

    • @RealLenny
      @RealLenny Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@Beefman0010 Badger's our word.

  • @temp3608
    @temp3608 Před rokem +36

    10/10
    made me laugh so hard i choked on my Limited Edition Winter Spiced Cranberry Sprite

  • @Asa-ov9mj
    @Asa-ov9mj Před 3 lety +406

    Badger: The sun never sets on the Rat empire
    The Skaven: Yes-yes

  • @moosev1938
    @moosev1938 Před 3 lety +1552

    Badger’s voice at the end is like you set your headset volume down as far as it can go because your teammates have jet turbines on full throttle.

    • @RED-yo4pi
      @RED-yo4pi Před 3 lety +6

      @Tevin Poudrier Yo, same

    • @limberflame7692
      @limberflame7692 Před 3 lety +19

      I was so confused, I thought something went wrong and I accidentally connected the volume to something or turned it down somehow. I even fuckin checked my volume settings and didn't figure out it was the video till I went back 5 seconds.

    • @vinxlab
      @vinxlab Před 3 lety +6

      @Tevin Poudrier yeah same, it actually sounded normal at max volume, but my ears burst for it

    • @AeroLowdown
      @AeroLowdown Před 3 lety +8

      @Tevin Poudrier I thought Badger was trying to prank us, took my earbuds out in case he threw a musket shot or something in at the end. Got too much tinnitus already

    • @tuppenybubble0427
      @tuppenybubble0427 Před 3 lety

      @Tevin Poudrier dear god.....same

  • @jasondeeprose3161
    @jasondeeprose3161 Před 2 lety +29

    0:34
    As someone who lives in Alberta Canada, I can confirm that there are in fact no rats here. It is true.

  • @TheNightmareAngelYT
    @TheNightmareAngelYT Před 2 lety +38

    I thought my headphones died for a sec. lol
    12:42

    • @NightRaid777
      @NightRaid777 Před 2 lety +5

      I turned my sound up all the way and was confused then got blasted by the outdo music. Scared the shit out of me

  • @pendium998
    @pendium998 Před 3 lety +3159

    "you just LIED, you said "keep that positivity" then "I went to Arby's" bro"
    one of my favourite quotes

  • @Thebongosusetobethicc
    @Thebongosusetobethicc Před 3 lety +2193

    Breakdown of all the measurement/ time examples:
    Baguette/ Cigarette;
    65cm per 10 minutes
    The average baguette is around 65 centimeters long and a cigarette usually takes about 10 minutes to fully burn down to the bud.
    Hamburger/ Happy Meal;
    3 1/2 inches per 15 seconds
    The normal burger bun has a width of 3 1/2 inches, a speed eater (Matt Stonie) ate a McDonald’s Happy Meal in about 15.22 seconds, I rounded down the time to 15 seconds to make it easier for the average person to remember.
    Washing machine/ Browning High Power;
    41 inches per 9 seconds
    The height of a washing machine varies from 38 inches to 43 inches so I took the median (about 40.5) and rounded up, a competition shooter has an average reload of 1-3 seconds and the time it takes to fire 13 rounds (the mag size of the Browning High Power) is about 6.49 seconds which i rounded up to 7 seconds, then add 2 (because it’s the middle number for the reload) and you get 9 seconds.
    Football field/ Moon landing;
    100 (although it would really be 120 counting the end zones) yards per 76 hours
    The average (American) football field has a width of 120 yards although it is commonly measured at 100 yards when being compared to something else so I shall use the common measurement to avoid confusion, the entire expedition of Apollo 11 (from Earth to Moon) took 76 hours.
    War crimes/ corporate bailout
    ... idk how to break this one down

    • @doctorwho3708
      @doctorwho3708 Před 2 lety +187

      War crimes average to around 12 thousands corpses and the bailout is between 40 Thousands to a million base on the person that is being bailout.
      Anyway, thanks for doing god work.

    • @iggytheincubus
      @iggytheincubus Před 2 lety +12

      War Crimes/Corporate Bailout
      Ask Syria, they can break it down for you

    • @Skids113
      @Skids113 Před 2 lety +88

      These are light years ahead of today’s measurement systems.

    • @lemo_nlime7475
      @lemo_nlime7475 Před 2 lety +25

      absolute legend

    • @epicninjacakez6716
      @epicninjacakez6716 Před 2 lety +4

      Average out the amount of war crimes in the last 30 years, divided by the amount of times big companies paid off the government

  • @driftee8994
    @driftee8994 Před rokem +11

    Wait oml the rat expert is the same guy who says tha 9mm kills the body but 45 acp kills the soul

  • @DioTheRealOne
    @DioTheRealOne Před rokem +13

    The bullet proof juggernaut with the 22 got me because that’s exactly what the B-1 is lmao

  • @Chris-iw9uz
    @Chris-iw9uz Před 3 lety +809

    As someone who owned Black Ops for the DS, I can 153% confirm that’s what the reloads sounds like

    • @happyjohn354
      @happyjohn354 Před 3 lety +32

      real talk its honestly shocking how good they made those games compared to the hardware it was on...

    • @Chris-iw9uz
      @Chris-iw9uz Před 3 lety +11

      @@happyjohn354 yeah, basically a mini N64 if you think about it

    • @beastieborg917
      @beastieborg917 Před 3 lety +2

      Can u tell me how the shell casings taste?

    • @Chris-iw9uz
      @Chris-iw9uz Před 3 lety +1

      @@beastieborg917 bruh idk, if ur referencing the game, I haven’t played that in like 10 years

    • @BariBro
      @BariBro Před 3 lety +1

      i had the cod 4 for the ds, i only remember a low poly tutorial

  • @sobakiin1797
    @sobakiin1797 Před 3 lety +544

    “He’s got a Canadian flag, he’s not going to hurt you.” Tell that to the mounds of corpses at Vimy Ridge.

    • @jblakeplays2541
      @jblakeplays2541 Před 3 lety +9

      *looks at the corpses* He's Canadian, he's not gonna hurt you! What'd he do, spray you with a super soaker filled with maple syrup??

    • @jblakeplays2541
      @jblakeplays2541 Před 3 lety +5

      All jokes aside, Canada is looking nicer by the day lol

    • @The_welsh_cobrachicken
      @The_welsh_cobrachicken Před 3 lety +8

      Vimy ridge, the somme, monte cassino, caen, the battle of kapyong, etc etc. Hell world record for longest kill is by a jtf2 guy

    • @gunterthekaiser6190
      @gunterthekaiser6190 Před 3 lety +1

      @@The_welsh_cobrachicken Also homeboy Rambo, Leo Major.

    • @andreivaldez2929
      @andreivaldez2929 Před 3 lety +7

      Badger's Canadian too; he knows the only kills from Vimy Ridge were from the Assault Elks they let loose.

  • @stagdragon3978
    @stagdragon3978 Před 2 lety +25

    ah yes I played in this game and 7:20 summarizes my experience perfectly in trying out the artillery tanks. I loved them because it was like being a sniper and I loved being predictive... you know what suck about being good at being predictive? you get put in with the BIG BOIS and when you're in with the BIG BOIS you get crushed.

  • @zuttoaragi8349
    @zuttoaragi8349 Před rokem +2

    Watching this video, and when he got the "free" section of the sponsor segment, all I could think was "It's the street corner from Duck Shoes!"

  • @88blurr
    @88blurr Před 3 lety +431

    It's still funny to hear that scuffed "bruh" every time he gets spotted

  • @L.J.Kommer
    @L.J.Kommer Před 3 lety +470

    Bing's avatar and captions being as pixelated as his voice sounded was perfect.

    • @antonyschenk4513
      @antonyschenk4513 Před 3 lety +10

      Bing dead ass sounded like he was Xbox Live when the 360 was still in its prime!😅😂🤣

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 Před 3 lety +2

      Yo 7.25 an hour stfu over there

    • @warlynx5644
      @warlynx5644 Před 3 lety +2

      I want to know you can change your voice live like that. I know it’s something with the bitrate but I don’t know any programs to do it

  • @drholdenawesome9363
    @drholdenawesome9363 Před 2 lety +4

    As a person from alberta, canada that is a fact that there are no rats here in Alberta. We literally have a provincial agency to check vehicles coming in from the US and other provinces

  • @inception445
    @inception445 Před 2 lety +18

    2:34 best moment so far

  • @tubpuff2753
    @tubpuff2753 Před 3 lety +5131

    I love how Heavenly’s character is the Doom flying meatball.

  • @chickennuggs2450
    @chickennuggs2450 Před 3 lety +2035

    Why has heavenly just evolved into a Cacodemon and everyone’s just like “yeah uh I mean sure”

    • @Spidehman
      @Spidehman Před 3 lety +134

      Cuz he lost his other eye in WW1.

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd Před 3 lety +37

      Because is funny.

    • @wyattl.4023
      @wyattl.4023 Před 3 lety +112

      It's more funny when you realize that the character Badger used in older vids was Doomguy

    • @BlueInkAlchemy
      @BlueInkAlchemy Před 3 lety +71

      @@Spidehman Verdun really was a kick in the face for Heavenly, it's true.

    • @kanadenbacon106
      @kanadenbacon106 Před 3 lety +15

      He has always been a cacodemon

  • @galaxyxd0014
    @galaxyxd0014 Před 2 lety +7

    “It’ll be back soon enough... when’s the next solar eclipse again?” This is me literally any day

  • @cynthiablackthorn
    @cynthiablackthorn Před rokem +7

    The full body animation badger does now adays is cool and all but the stilted animations in these earlier episodes are just as good

  • @Fudz4
    @Fudz4 Před 3 lety +1716

    Badger: "He has a Canadian flag, he's not going to shoot you"
    Comments: *Angry Maple Leaf Noises*

    • @taconator7492
      @taconator7492 Před 3 lety +48

      We're incredibly violent please believe us :(

    • @slymarbo2559
      @slymarbo2559 Před 3 lety +4

      @@taconator7492 Murica

    • @katf9513
      @katf9513 Před 3 lety +17

      We had 7 warships during world war one, and one was called “Rainbow”. We weren’t very armed during WW1 but we did have an experimental cold war plane called “Avro Arrow” which was cancelled due to budget issues. Local tales say it had to do with tension between canada and the US, but I haven’t found anything on the internet supporting that theory.

    • @oneoddcanadian9468
      @oneoddcanadian9468 Před 3 lety +8

      @@katf9513 stab em' with antlers

    • @melanydelarosa8954
      @melanydelarosa8954 Před 3 lety +3

      Coming from the British flag

  • @superkeaton9912
    @superkeaton9912 Před 3 lety +628

    "the sun never sets on the rat empire" - me playing Skaven

  • @loganbanner2412
    @loganbanner2412 Před 2 lety +11

    6:43 BRO I USED TO WORK AT WENDY'S, THAT SHIT WAS ASS

  • @Kat097
    @Kat097 Před 2 lety +1

    9:11
    still love hearing the tiny subtle *bruuhuhh* in the background if he's spotted XD

  • @thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334

    Bing's mic really just turns the sound of him cocking his pistol into the reload sound effect for Doom 64

    • @Birdman369
      @Birdman369 Před 3 lety +4

      I love that reference, literally had me dying of laughter in that video

  • @bluebird5774
    @bluebird5774 Před 3 lety +227

    ‘“Who knew you were so much better as a sandbag than a human being’” -Commissar talking to an imperial guard conscript

    • @patricktomblin1998
      @patricktomblin1998 Před 3 lety +10

      *Happy Gasmask noise*

    • @EMPerror403
      @EMPerror403 Před 3 lety +10

      *Guard dies*
      Congratulations, you have promoted to 'The Sandbag Division'.

    • @nkvdcomradeorion7336
      @nkvdcomradeorion7336 Před 3 lety +2

      Sandbag Division is best division

    • @lordtritus2261
      @lordtritus2261 Před 3 lety +2

      Fellow Kriegsman falls:
      "Even in death you will serve a purpose."
      Actually, do you think they try to die the fastest in order to be the sandbag that blocks the most amount of heresy before turning into paste?

    • @techpriest7060
      @techpriest7060 Před 3 lety

      @@lordtritus2261 of course we do. What else aside from fight for the emperor would we do

  • @ryanhealy3074
    @ryanhealy3074 Před 2 lety +12

    7:40 I don't know why but when the Payday 2 guy peaced out I spat my drink out laughing...fuckin A+ editing skills

  • @Techhunter_Talon
    @Techhunter_Talon Před 2 lety +4

    7:52 Now I want to play Twisted Metal 2 where you can knock that tower right the hell down. (You can also do it in Head-On.)

  • @screeb.3578
    @screeb.3578 Před 3 lety +790

    “IM BALLIN, BUT THERE IS NO STUPID DOG, WE TRULY ARE LIVING IN THE DARKEST TIMELINE AFTERALL”

  • @bones-fe3gy
    @bones-fe3gy Před 3 lety +2813

    Fun fact: One B1 during the battle of stone was hit 143 times by various anti tank rounds, none of which penetrated.

    • @arandominternetperson437
      @arandominternetperson437 Před 3 lety +106

      Goddamn

    • @yeeetdatderp
      @yeeetdatderp Před 3 lety +221

      R.I.P the crews ears

    • @hsc894
      @hsc894 Před 3 lety +271

      It's like the human equivalent of having nerf dart hit you while wearing a Bomb-proof suit. Sure you're gonna get hit by them, but the annoyance is so minimal that you just don't give a damn.

    • @gamesl2539
      @gamesl2539 Před 3 lety +143

      @@hsc894 gets hit
      ow
      shoots back
      realises I have a nerf gun
      realises im a juggernaut
      bruh

    • @eur0be4t3r
      @eur0be4t3r Před 2 lety +4

      @@trainboi777yall6 This one? czcams.com/video/XbZiFgLgaeU/video.html

  • @runningthemeta5570
    @runningthemeta5570 Před 2 lety +1

    I love the whole bit for the 7.25, I want a clip for just that

  • @MontyTheMothman
    @MontyTheMothman Před 2 lety +5

    10:33 making light of war crimes is funny though. we need more war crime jokes

  • @crippledcrusader1321
    @crippledcrusader1321 Před 3 lety +719

    8:09 the subtle “BrUuHhH”

  • @JragonL1m
    @JragonL1m Před 3 lety +751

    Teacher:”why are you laughing”
    Me:”no reason”
    My brain: *mine bird is ballin*

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops15 Před 2 lety +1

    9:02
    You underestimate us, especially when Maple Syrup is on the line

  • @sammiller8925
    @sammiller8925 Před rokem +1

    this is genuinely my favorite badjur video. all of my favorite jokes somehow in one video

  • @rickburker
    @rickburker Před 3 lety +897

    "there's a law in Wisconsin saying it's illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants.."
    "It's also legal for them to own kangaroos without a permit.."
    Wait, the horses?

  • @jp_gudinx
    @jp_gudinx Před 3 lety +5692

    I would love to see Badger play any of the borderlands.

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 Před 3 lety +287

      Badge as Roland, Axton, and whoever is it is in the Pre-Sequel + Heavenly as either Brick, Salvador, or Claptrap + Grouse as Lilith, Maya, or Nisha + Bing as whatever else = Perfection

    • @fastred6007
      @fastred6007 Před 3 lety +39

      That what I been thinking

    • @aurenzimmerman2754
      @aurenzimmerman2754 Před 3 lety +104

      Tbh, I played 3, and me and my father agreed that it sucks ass

    • @WoofleWaffles
      @WoofleWaffles Před 3 lety +9

      I would love to it

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 Před 3 lety +63

      @@aurenzimmerman2754 we don't talk about that

  • @theleyak530
    @theleyak530 Před měsícem +2

    1:48 dreading the return of Bajurs sanity in the next few days

  • @k1ementii
    @k1ementii Před 2 lety +15

    10:11 Offended people per School shooting

    • @Mophony
      @Mophony Před měsícem

      Triggered wokes per mass homicide

  • @sammylazyboi1858
    @sammylazyboi1858 Před 3 lety +544

    6:19 "Yo! 7.25 an hour shut the fuck up over there!" - heavenly

    • @jacksongrantham4848
      @jacksongrantham4848 Před 3 lety +29

      That is the best insult ever and I will find every opportunity to use it.

    • @johnowen5662
      @johnowen5662 Před 3 lety +18

      The funniest part of this is the fact that Heavenly was the one who said it

    • @LastHCompany
      @LastHCompany Před 3 lety +10

      He actually got that from Sethical, I think.

    • @kinonavul4907
      @kinonavul4907 Před 2 lety +1

      the propper time is 6:21

  • @maxobb7259
    @maxobb7259 Před 3 lety +283

    I misread the title as
    “Italian, but at what cost” and laughed my ass off for a solid 3 minutes

    • @xenoman4573
      @xenoman4573 Před 3 lety +2

      lmao

    • @thepandrbr
      @thepandrbr Před 3 lety +13

      i misread as "Stalin, but at what cost", and was VERY confused

  • @coug736
    @coug736 Před 2 lety +1

    Bro it was just badger talking without audio. and all of the sudden, b o o m . My favorite song starts playing. Scared the shit outta me.

  • @housel9352
    @housel9352 Před 2 lety +2

    I just realized that badger goes to the trouble of even animating his character's eyes in the animations. Frankly, I respect the dedication.

  • @itstoastytime3759
    @itstoastytime3759 Před 3 lety +384

    “He’s got a Canadian flag he’s not gonna shoot at you”
    You’re gonna get kneecapped by JTF 2

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 Před 3 lety +18

      when you give a Canadian a magazine with a higher capacity than 5 rounds:
      * *commits 3 of the 4 longest kills ever recorded**

    • @yoholup19
      @yoholup19 Před 3 lety +2

      Nah nah nah looking back into Canadas war crime history they wont shoot you they'll gas you while saying sorry

  • @ShadeWolf1997
    @ShadeWolf1997 Před 3 lety +465

    Badger: "it's a little terrible how great these Tiger I's are". Tiger's transmission after 5.25mi/5km: *cries in agony*

  • @s4ss.m8
    @s4ss.m8 Před 2 lety

    I remember seeing 11:05 to 11:44 on a Yt short 🤣 then I cameacross your channel not long after and I've been looking for the OG vid 👌🏻

  • @generalblackbird5558
    @generalblackbird5558 Před rokem

    5:32 I work at target, nowadays we have around 20 PS5’s in the back. Very rarely I sell one, and we get shipments of four or six a month

  • @flyingplatypus7272
    @flyingplatypus7272 Před 3 lety +1476

    "what is he made of?" "He's made of matilda"
    [Rogal Dorn voice] "this is true"

    • @final18fantasy
      @final18fantasy Před 3 lety +46

      R/unexpected40k

    • @annelisemeier283
      @annelisemeier283 Před 3 lety +2

      final18fantasy git out and stay out

    • @St33lStrife
      @St33lStrife Před 3 lety +35

      We are not a brick wall
      We are MATILDA

    • @flyingplatypus7272
      @flyingplatypus7272 Před 3 lety +7

      @@St33lStrife TANK DETECTED

    • @St33lStrife
      @St33lStrife Před 3 lety +32

      @@flyingplatypus7272 BRANCH: BRITISH MEDIUM TANK
      RANK: TIER IV
      ARMOR STATISTICS.... *bzzt* SCREW THAT

  • @MaxwellAerialPhotography
    @MaxwellAerialPhotography Před 3 lety +861

    fun fact: there really are no rats in Alberta. Cats patrol the border and are sent to exterminate any rats that slip into the province.

    • @okkam7078
      @okkam7078 Před 2 lety +28

      Only place on Earth, haha

    • @cgkase6210
      @cgkase6210 Před 2 lety +70

      Not only that the law is literally that if any rat somehow gets past that they will die quickly and die childless

    • @16imademanudutawedharma96
      @16imademanudutawedharma96 Před 2 lety +29

      @@cgkase6210 damn you telling me they die a virgin?

    • @cgkase6210
      @cgkase6210 Před 2 lety +23

      @@16imademanudutawedharma96 yes.

    • @fifthcanuck1128
      @fifthcanuck1128 Před 2 lety +23

      We have a whole fuckin border patrol for this shit the day Ratatouille 2: Albertan invasion comes out is the day Alberta falls

  • @AzraelRBN
    @AzraelRBN Před 8 měsíci

    I love your content. I'm currently listening to this with my eyes closed while I get over my hangover.

  • @okuyasunijimura5933
    @okuyasunijimura5933 Před 2 lety +14

    I like the fact that the ps5 at 5:38 looks like a turret from portal.

    • @voiddotjpeg
      @voiddotjpeg Před 2 lety +1

      that's what its supposed to be edited to look like

    • @voiddotjpeg
      @voiddotjpeg Před 2 lety +1

      nevertheless its still funny

    • @Mophony
      @Mophony Před měsícem

      I can't unsee it now oh god

  • @liamsquire6371
    @liamsquire6371 Před 3 lety +393

    Badgers videos over the past 6 years have slowly filled my veins with Mountain Dew and gamer sups and turned my brain to mush I love you

    • @keirangray902
      @keirangray902 Před 3 lety +6

      Are you sure that isn't just your rampant mountain dew and gamer sups addiction talking?

    • @mr.mann5918
      @mr.mann5918 Před 3 lety +8

      And our views have filled Badger’s veins with Monster

    • @logan183
      @logan183 Před 3 lety +1

      Gamer supps fucking slapps

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie Před 3 lety +1

      Gamer Supps: Those Were Only Allegations.

  • @shayminthedoctor9663
    @shayminthedoctor9663 Před 3 lety +355

    "What is he made of?!"
    "he's made of Matilda!"
    As someone who has played the Matilda... Yeah that's... Accurate

    • @StarkRaven59
      @StarkRaven59 Před 3 lety +7

      The Valentine back when it was tier 4 was like that too. But the Matildas... Even at tier 5 they can be a nuisance.

    • @quinmatthew1
      @quinmatthew1 Před 3 lety +3

      one time I had to 1v1 a mat.... pain is mandatory

    • @bennyvasquez6872
      @bennyvasquez6872 Před 3 lety

      @@quinmatthew1 resistance is futile

    • @hulksmash3429
      @hulksmash3429 Před 3 lety

      I'm don't remember the Matilda from resident evil 2 being very good

    • @gabrielgomez4496
      @gabrielgomez4496 Před 3 lety

      @Gaelic Snake Charmer Can't mount rammer any more iirc, but 128 pen rounds at 1.93 second load time plus 75mm all around armor makes its speed its only weak point on tier and lets it pen tier 5 heavies if they aren't angling.

  • @ThePineapp1e
    @ThePineapp1e Před rokem +3

    "He's got a Canadian Flag, He won't shoot you."
    *meanwhile badger being a literal canadian*

  • @Adriethyl
    @Adriethyl Před rokem

    I used to watch CZcams on a N3DS, it was great, and 3D videos even worked with the built in 3D.

  • @nodive_dj
    @nodive_dj Před 3 lety +224

    Jello is the type of guy to take a ruler to bed to see how long he sleeps

  • @rebelliccanadianpilot6513
    @rebelliccanadianpilot6513 Před 3 lety +835

    "He has a Canadian flag, hes not gonna shoot you!"
    (me knowing that badger is canadian)
    (me being canadian)
    bruh

  • @TravTravYT
    @TravTravYT Před rokem +5

    7:08 I squeal like a tuner tire eberytime I hear that one

  • @FoxyMaster1016
    @FoxyMaster1016 Před 2 lety +8

    2:21 it’s a Dank

  • @gastlybastion20
    @gastlybastion20 Před 3 lety +479

    Enemy: “Oh don’t worry it’s just the French”
    The French: ( just finished a revolution) “ don’t worry the blood is fresh”

    • @NemesisRose
      @NemesisRose Před 3 lety +17

      You forget unless their enemy is French there not going to attack anyway they don't know how to deal with outsiders there like cannibals except if cannibalism was war with your own country

    • @finalcartoon1044
      @finalcartoon1044 Před 3 lety +10

      @@NemesisRose "how can you say something so controversial yet so brave?"

    • @mobiushelldoctor1423
      @mobiushelldoctor1423 Před 3 lety +1

      @@NemesisRose I've looked into history and realized something, the French eat ALL, get away from that shit, it's the center of every middle to American-burger sized conflict in most of history

  • @blackwoodknight4913
    @blackwoodknight4913 Před 3 lety +1607

    The whole thing- "Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended."

    • @kronks4
      @kronks4 Před 3 lety +71

      I was dying by the end of that, thanks 🤣.

    • @Dragonslayer841
      @Dragonslayer841 Před 3 lety +29

      i love this more and more every time i see it

    • @Kaos77
      @Kaos77 Před 3 lety +110

      Deah ass the week before this was uploaded my friend told me how he had a musket and if he got robbed he'd just come down in nothing but his underwear, and bulletproof vest, and a civil war hat and shoot out "You choose the wrong house Yankee!"

    • @cej3940
      @cej3940 Před 3 lety +20

      This sounds like something out of a British comedy skit

    • @christianheath4498
      @christianheath4498 Před 3 lety +3

      got this joke saved on my phone

  • @someweeb6897
    @someweeb6897 Před 2 lety +1

    "He has a Canadian flag, he won't shoot at you."
    *casually arms Canada goose*

  • @enchantedemerald6831
    @enchantedemerald6831 Před 7 měsíci

    "Fun fact : There are no rats in alberta!"
    "Wait what- Is that even true??"
    As someone in from Alberta, yes. This is true. They used to literally shoot rats at the border. It's amazing.

  • @quinnamations9715
    @quinnamations9715 Před 3 lety +495

    “The sun never sets on the rat empire”
    -Bajur 2020

    • @jetstreamattano4176
      @jetstreamattano4176 Před 3 lety +1

      Cheese throne

    • @Temporal94
      @Temporal94 Před 3 lety +6

      Ikit Claw agree-approves yes-yes

    • @thadaHawk
      @thadaHawk Před 3 lety +1

      literally the day the video gets uploaded the Rat Empire sacks a Chipotle in Manhattan. IM NOT JOKING LOOK IT UP

    • @bleepblock2177
      @bleepblock2177 Před 3 lety +1

      All hail the P L A G U E

    • @R3v1091
      @R3v1091 Před 3 lety +4

      the skaven have entered the chat.

  • @bigusdickus4210
    @bigusdickus4210 Před 3 lety +233

    0:20
    "we sink three boats they drop the sun on us twice"

    • @MercenaryModeus
      @MercenaryModeus Před 2 lety +12

      That three boats joke is probably my favorite joke that any of them have made

  • @tylergreen4843
    @tylergreen4843 Před 2 lety +8

    5:48 your sense of humor is too good!

  • @landontheknight
    @landontheknight Před 2 lety

    I literally come back to this video when ever I’m feeling down, pretty sure I can quote every line.

  • @sneakysneakyboi295
    @sneakysneakyboi295 Před 3 lety +1832

    I laughed at "Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely, because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog"

    • @the_big_man8778
      @the_big_man8778 Před 2 lety +81

      Whenever I heard that my first thought was “Oh that’s how the ATF does target practice”

    • @ForzaMonkey
      @ForzaMonkey Před 2 lety +61

      “We’ve located the dog, over.”
      *pow*
      “Dog terminated, over.”

    • @lordwarDXCIII
      @lordwarDXCIII Před 2 lety +9

      Origin is: Just as the Founding Fathers Intended by Gearhead, go watch it it’s hilarious

    • @thefiresworddragon927
      @thefiresworddragon927 Před rokem +8

      ATF: *Raises eyebrow*

    • @unknownhall8569
      @unknownhall8569 Před rokem +5

      11:27

  • @geoffreyprill
    @geoffreyprill Před 3 lety +190

    "He's got a Canadian flag, he's not going to shoot you."
    *Racks a C6A1 FLEX with malicious intent

  • @aliteralfan2292
    @aliteralfan2292 Před 2 lety +1

    In WI Milwaukee, it is illegal to park your car for more than two hours unless you tie it and secure it to a horse.

  • @aleks2703
    @aleks2703 Před rokem

    4:52 fin fact the char series of tanks were used in WW1 that is why they have big treads

  • @bluepaladinXavier
    @bluepaladinXavier Před 3 lety +148

    "What is he made out of?
    He's made out of Matilda!"
    Bruh, that tank is no joke.

    • @ryman8989
      @ryman8989 Před 3 lety +3

      Until you boot up War Thunder. then you get dunked

    • @EMPerror403
      @EMPerror403 Před 3 lety

      fueled by vodka

    • @Jorakful
      @Jorakful Před 3 lety

      @@ryman8989 probably because WT also uses the different kind of Steel used for vehicles and Cast Steal is probably the second worst thing you can use to build a tank. The worst being riveting.

    • @ryman8989
      @ryman8989 Před 3 lety

      @@Jorakful no disagreements here. This is true

  • @ek8901
    @ek8901 Před 2 lety

    This was the first video I watched on ur channel and I'm still watching it a year after.

  • @The_Foole
    @The_Foole Před rokem

    10:32 How you know wars are organized events and not real. They agree to not engage in certain activities that would increase the likeliness of a successful outcome, and also be more fun.

  • @trinitywarren4259
    @trinitywarren4259 Před 3 lety +432

    “Don’t lick ‘em now!”
    Me: b-but I don’t want my lips to become the dry lippers =(

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams Před 3 lety +1105

    "He's got a Canadian flag, he's not going to shoot at you!"
    Somewhat inaccurate. He'd be *less inclined* to shoot at you, but speaking from a historical perspective, once he decided that he's going to fight, he would be the reason some rules about what is and isn't allowed in warfare exist.

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 Před 3 lety +129

      Such as: Do not discuss hockey on the battlefield when allied with Canadian forces

    • @salvadorvega3805
      @salvadorvega3805 Před 3 lety +105

      Looks at Canadian treatment of indigenous people: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
      Yeah that sounds about right.

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 Před 3 lety +16

      This is true.

    • @arandominternetperson437
      @arandominternetperson437 Před 3 lety +72

      So basically Canadians dominate in combat but only when they want to?

    • @flyngmunky2938
      @flyngmunky2938 Před 3 lety +70

      Canadians pre war: i sleep
      Canadians during war *REAL SHIT?*

  • @ErrorCode267
    @ErrorCode267 Před rokem

    11:10 every heard of the lever action musket?
    The karltoff repeater

  • @Matildathedemon
    @Matildathedemon Před 2 měsíci +1

    4:05 I was NOT expecting to hear my name in this XD

  • @TakeTheL-iam
    @TakeTheL-iam Před 3 lety +142

    I love how WOT has inter-war tanks going against early MBTs

    • @gearz2570
      @gearz2570 Před 3 lety +3

      M48A5 vs sherman in the game is quite possible actually.

    • @simonsenaviev7541
      @simonsenaviev7541 Před 3 lety +5

      Laughs in playing IS-2 vs Leopard 1 in War Thunder

    • @Carlo0521
      @Carlo0521 Před 3 lety +1

      Well in WarThunder Tiger II H faces Bmp-1 lol

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 Před 3 lety +1

      i took my M16MGMC to 10.7 and killed a Swedish top tier tank, fight me.

    • @professional1298
      @professional1298 Před 3 lety

      Warthunder is horrible when it comes to that

  • @Harmonmj13
    @Harmonmj13 Před 3 lety +78

    I'm staring to feel like Heavenly is actually a cacodemon IRL

  • @oceanjay9234
    @oceanjay9234 Před rokem +2

    The fact the Own a Musket for home defense thing actually got turned into a song

  • @KitNoxious
    @KitNoxious Před rokem

    “Miss entirely because it’s a smoothbore, killing the neighbours dog.”
    ATF: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!

  • @thetruecoollcat9370
    @thetruecoollcat9370 Před 3 lety +298

    Badger: “He has a Canadian flag he’s not gonna shoot at you.”
    That shit hurted.