Horrible histories once said:

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[@heatherteasdale9229]

"Stay calmer when you want to harm a llama, call a llama farmer!"

[@xeoney]

I had to replay that like six times-

[@leonmayne797]

I read this as I got to it.

[@Jay-ug8kl]

I'm so happy people remembered that tbh XD

[@Maerahn]

@@xeoney You know there's a two-hour version of just that line on CZcams, don't you? My son found it, and decided to have it on as background music one time while he did his history homework.... trust me, that'll cure your addiction to it before you're even ten minutes in!

[@nickbarlas5544]

@@xeoney I’m glad I’m not the only one

[@MrLukasboys]

I often use "easy peasy, squeeze the lemon" in real life.

[@WateverWatever04]

Same lmfaooo

[@channel4ripoffcompany404]

Same lol

[@thegayone1911]

Same

[@void9448]

Yall are gods

[@SillyVarahs]

Same and VEGETABLES ARE FOR PEASANTS

[@Roseyyy748]

When people wonder why the English have such great humour it’s because we were raised with this gold.

[@moonwaterandrain]

not just the english, its in ni as well

[@bri5033]

@@moonwaterandrain
Ni?

[@bri5033]

And Australia

[@barkingmad7090]

@@bri5033 N.I as in Northern Ireland

[@wsketchy]

@@moonwaterandrain I'd imagine it's not localised entirely to england and norn iron, surely scotland and wales also have cbbc

[@threecrackersandafuckingfi3447]

This show was more chaotic than I remembered

[@Maerahn]

My absolute favourite, that never fails to make me laugh, is Death in Stupid Deaths and his treatment of Skeleton Louie Walsh: "Oh SHUT UP LOUIE!!" **punches Louie's wig off his head.**

[@bodyguard1159]

Then says who would of thought that

[@Gigglypeach]

That's my fav too! But also a 'squeeze de lemon' fan 😂

[@ferrisbueller3231]

Fact Fiend sent me.

[@jammydodger7065]

666 likes, truly perfect haha

[@Izzy-zw3vx]

LMAO SAME

[@StaubZuStaub]

"Is this some sort of peasant joke I'm too rich to understand?"
Loved this show, this video was the best kind of nostalgia!

[@floriankittinger]

I just learned today that that man isn‘t Benedict Cumberbatch

[@British_Bastard]

@@floriankittinger he looks like that one doctor that came after David tennant

[@ronaldlennier86]

@@British_Bastard Matt Smith?

[@kane2875]

I never knew that “peasant joke” thing was from Horrible Histories.

[@fabulousmyriad267]

Everyone should use this line after getting paid(until you're broke again😭)

[@BBrunnel]

“What’s his name?”
“Watt Tyler”
“What? Tyler?”

[@reggiereggiesauce5755]

What was his name?

[@threecheers5101]

@@reggiereggiesauce5755 what? I think it was Tyler

[@legitimate8463]

I had a funny dream where there was someone named Tyler

[@jasmineday6691]

Hmmm we should tell who and wherefore.

[@ghrasta.]

I love how with other “____ once said” videos the tweets will be like a little bit off, but for HH EVERYONE knows EXACTLY what the lines are

[@naya.k1312]

This is the 9 o’clock Noose
And this is the noose at 10

[@martha8517]

and this is the person who wrote that joke

[@lilyfox313]

Best line in the entire programme!!!

[@connie7224]

@@martha8517 I was literally about to say that exact thing

[@imbored3063]

@@martha8517 i was about to say that!

[@amyjohnson1659]

this sparks joy :)))

[@im_a_shouty_man7999]

Thanks :)

[@sophiehale1171]

Yeah

[@imbored3063]

the new one dose not spark joy
edit: im referring to the new HH series with the new cast

[@Julia33066]

@@imbored3063 is mat still in it?

[@butterlord-nq3ei]

@@Julia33066 no none of the six idiots (the old cast) are in it

[@rowanaboat4523]

HH has also said:
William, William, Henry, Stephen,
Henry, Richard, John, oi!
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Rich two,
Then three more Henrys join our song,
Edward, Edward, Rich the third,
Henry, Henry, Ed again,
Mary one, good Queen Bess,
Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then,
Jim, Will, Mary, Anna Gloria,
George, George, George, George,
Will, Victoria,
Edward, George, Edward, George six,
And Queen Liz two completes the mix!

[@pikachuisshook2795]

I'm so glad I know the kings and queens of England.
Next it's the old kingdoms, who wants to help me write it?

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

You've must of listen to that song many times to actually memorize the complete chorus and all the monarchs of England.
Guess that means Charles the Third or whatever will follow after Elizabeth the Second in the future?

[@rowanaboat4523]

@@Cyberbrickmaster1986
Oh I know the entire song of by heart I just can’t be bothered to type the whole thing :-)

[@jimboringo9958]

Now you know all the kings and queens since William the first that there have been!

[@trhh07]

@@Cyberbrickmaster1986 I say that it our duty HH fans across the internet to edit this song to add future monarchs

[@FishpondsLady]

Jim Howick is a better Gregg Wallace than Gregg Wallace is himself. For some reason, that troubles me.

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

But has Jim Howick been remixed by Swedemason into a wholesome meme?

[@EphemeralDarkness22]

My mom actually refers to Gregg Wallace as "the one from horrible histories" or "I used to be a green grocer yknow"

[@star.interlude]

@@EphemeralDarkness22 ahaahahha as she should

[@turgturg4479]

Here is an embarrassing fact:
As a child I used to alway sing the “sitting in a tree rhyme” but it wasn’t until I was 17 I realised that the “K I S S I N G” spelt the Word “Kissing”. I always thought it was just random letters

[@bri5033]

TURG

[@bri5033]

I am not surprised, Turg

[@turgturg4479]

Potato Girl TURG SMART!

[@sparklestarspompomunicorn]

same xD

[@ya.thegoat8795]

Took me until 9 years old

[@ratttttty]

"I am pleased when I see suffering" made me realise how terrible my sense of humour is

[@okdaswarsmalwieder2542]

to be honest i died laughing at first i boil my husband

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

The show that was never afraid to teach kids horrible and gruesome facts about our history!

[@itstheshotgunzombie1667]

At first, before I found out he was saying, “You’ve been Artois’d” I thought he’d said, “You’ve been a twat”

[@Itsembish.]

Same

[@SasquatchPJs]

I used to love the "But not for long!" guy 😂

[@WateverWatever04]

Me too!! It was my fav segment lmfaoo

[@Jessica_Kirk]

Bob hale?

[@imbored3063]

i loved bob to
its not really fun when you have to copy everything when his speaking so fast though

[@greythomas6199]

Bob hale is my spirt animal

[@DrRank]

If I had a nickel for every time I used that line in my upcoming video, I'd have two nickels.

[@naya.k1312]

“Luddites luddites Luddite Luddite Lu-dite”

[@wonkusbonkus8528]

Nobody:
Not a soul:
Countryhumans fans: 1:14

[@crowthebro]

shush we do not speak of those times

[@007megaoof]

but are they gay?

[@nuggiebug2013]

@@007megaoof don’t assume the gender smh 🙄😂

[@007megaoof]

@@nuggiebug2013 lol

[@nuggiebug2013]

@@007megaoof lmaoooo

[@meganmargrie9682]

My favs:
"And now we hit Grunt! *Bonk* "
"UGLY BUGLY!"
"HI IM A SHOUTY MAN"
"oops. His arm fell off.."

[@cassiefromooo]

UGLY BUGLY

[@sally675]

@@cassiefromooo could you not, that's my nan

[@bellaseraphim4399]

"is this some sort of peasant joke that Im too rich to understand" that has so much potential

[@cassiefromooo]

not anymore, it died like a year ago

[@ushiwakascow]

1:46
Me when people said they have no idea what horrible histories is

[@arby7316]

My favourite that me and my sibling always quote
"Helen, you is well fit. Your face could launch a thousand ships, yeah?"

[@oliviadaly4795]

Haha love that line. They got that slightly wrong. In the Iliad, Helen of Troy's face is one that could launch 1,186 ships.
The 'thousand ships' thing is Christopher Marlowe's 1592 play 'Dr Faustus' rounding down the number.

[@jameswhite7969]

"Followed by the sounds which I can't describe in words" Amazing 😂😂

[@rebekahl840]

The light goes out, the screen goea dead, the cats gone out and I have to hand back to Sam.
Back to you Sam

[@jem_theelf]

and helicopters don't forget the helicopters

[@decentlysmartforanidiot8284]

thank you Bob...*cue torch*

[@decentlysmartforanidiot8284]

@@shadowsweetheart7188 YES.

[@decentlysmartforanidiot8284]

@@shadowsweetheart7188 yeah

[@decentlysmartforanidiot8284]

@Bella Meehan yessss

[@faunmoss6081]

can we just appreciate the three different ways people described the skinnymandria bit. 1:40

[@kegwa2002]

‘I’m pleased when I see suffering’
*everyone liked that*

[@Pip-Walton]

"You've been Artois' d"
I definitely heard something different the first time. Must be the French accent.

[@cassiefromooo]

you've been a twA-

[@lukeyluke4993]

This video takes me back to the good days, horrible histories has gone down the hill without the old cast.

[@th1ny-248]

They left???? I haven't watched the show in so long :c

[@elliswebster7041]

I didn’t know they still made it

[@kieranbennett7453]

@@elliswebster7041 it got rebooted after the original running ended. Well after though and certainly not to the same appeal as the original.

[@oliviadaly4795]

​@Ellis Webster they rebooted it. I haven't seen all of the new HH. Whilst it's not unwatchable, it's definitely gone downhill. I think it's the cast being tied back by mediocre scripts etc. Like Kiell Smith-Bynoe is so much better working with the gang in Ghosts (as Mike) - which is also absolutely brilliant - than in the HH reboot

[@user-ng8kf2dl7s]

Loved every minute of it! Thank you!:))

[@im_a_shouty_man7999]

Thanks :)

[@bigshirtnopants]

0:57 Ben is so fine

[@niamhgallagher2429]

I was crying after failing a maths test big time and decided to see what my recommended brought up for me watch and laugh at. Thank you for making me laugh ❤️

[@adammac.1342]

Hope you’re doing well now!

[@illusionfate]

1:59
so emotionless yet so full of emotion at the same time it's great

[@ZazzledazzleAnim]

my sister once said horrible histories had no meme potential
i highly disagree

[@threecheers5101]

The whole thing is a meme lmao your sister was incredibly wrong

[@clockworkpotato9892]

Isn't 'peasant joke I'm too rich too understand' one?

[@inlizwetrusst7904]

You should’ve replied with ‘is this some peasant joke that I’m too rich to understand?’

[@ouiseylou]

for your consideration: Jim and Larry corpsing over Mat's jester ''sCAtherINeHOward"

[@darrenthebuilder5068]

I read this as "jestering over Mat's corpse" and i was really concerned until i remembered what corpsing meant

[@rong2962]

0:13 I think this is the 1600s equivalent to "Alexa play something sad"

[@paradoxical8848]

Anyone else developed an intense interest in history and studied it at GCSE/A level because of horrible histories?

[@Kinkzyy]

“Ahahahahah I’m so random” love the Roman come dine with me

[@cassiefromooo]

elagabalus was the first ever quirky teenager

[@dennisgoatimer1079]

That's random 😂

[@lydiamcdowall8005]

"orchestra play something sad" is just the old version of "alexa play despacito"

[@lucy_9702]

The fact that the actors could say all those lines without bursting out laughing…

[@laytontmontgomery4908]

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[@joeredmond7227]

"I know I was a green grocer!"

[@channel4ripoffcompany404]

This was so nostalgic, I found myself grinning through the whole thing, thanks for uploading this.

[@terrier_productions]

I’ve watched all of the original HH episodes on Netflix just for nostalgic reasons..

[@rjaw_itzy]

the actual nostalgia I got from watching this...

[@mia-gj5xq]

i sent this video to my american friend and hes confused

[@toosleebee]

This is glorious

[@inwemeneldur2025]

Horrible Histories is a timeless masterpiece

[@naya.k1312]

“Soon...”
“What?”
“SPOON! I NEED A SPOON”

[@nathanmcgill7249]

2:06 Horrible Histories predicted the GameStop short squeeze

[@arun-fy2sy]

1:21
when i’m happy

[@Gigglypeach]

"Shut it lampy knickers!"

[@WayStedYou]

1:30 seems to be the one that has spread the furtherst on the internet with people who haven't even seen the show using.

[@danielawesome36]

21st Century: "This is so sad. Alexa, play Despacito."
17th Century: "This is so sad. Orchestra! Play something sad."

[@hannahk787]

Thank you! Gave me a well needed laugh :)

[@Cantfindaname917]

1:31 yes, this ones my favourite

[@Flarezap]

1:48 big Monty Python energy here

[@ya.thegoat8795]

horrible histories made history *fun*

[@daveatron_]

'we'll lose the goose!' always gets me

[@Gimmethecolour]

gorden rasmey be like 0:33

[@homeschoolhd596]

1:30
HE DID IT! HE SAID THE THING

[@js1116]

The one at 2:03 took ages to film cos they were all laughing at every take 😂

[@couldntmixapotnoodle]

Cant forget the classic
"My enormous buttus"
"Sir i dont think that was a real name"
"Are there any real names?"
"Yes sir"
"Read it out then"
"General pompeii"

[@Izzy-zw3vx]

ICONIC

[@cannaer8164]

So this is where my sense of humour came from

[@Imamotherfreakingavocado]

The whole king Henry the 8th diet plan was comedy gold omg

[@mfzoom5401]

“K I S S I N G” God that brings back memories from growing up in school 😅

[@izzybyrne9033]

this is the best video i have ever watched! thank you!!!

[@hazy_daydreamsxox3728]

I don't even watch this, but I can tell the show it amazing.

[@TNO1FF]

"I support arsenal "
"SHUT UP BLENKINSOP" Horrible histories once said

[@avianKneecaps]

this is the best thing I've ever seen. this gave me so much serotonin

[@felicitymcdonald24]

"Easy peasy, squeeze the lemon" lives in my head rent-free

[@artsyebonyrose]

the weatherman bit was always one of my faves

[@ahunt8992]

"We're tudors, at least we're not as rude as... simon coweeelll..."

[@GraceThomas-fv5ky]

The fact that me and my parents still quote and watch this show is amazing

[@meg5323]

1:16 was Ben trying to suppress a laugh there? 😂

[@daisymaylangley5908]

I can't believe Americans live without growing up with this gold!

[@sophiefrancis8295]

“I Caligula am a god I only have to nod and all your throats will be cut!”
“You naughty Wackus Boncus! What a good idea!”
“All these bodies were me!”

[@lucy_9702]

It’s clear to see why Martha won a BAFTA for this show.

[@zobo2474]

" i support arsenal!" "shut up"

[@raehik]

I was too old for TV Horrible Histories, read all the books as a kid. Watched a tiny bit as I got older, and found it so great. Love the clear Monty Python influence

[@NotMirrors]

1:31 that VOICE tho

[@sincerelyem4148]

The amount of these my family and I just randomly quote is incredible

[@heehoo3685]

if there's a part two please put all of death's wheezes or "your through to the after life!"

[@kerric200]

More please your keeping me sane (:

[@urielectric6305]

This is the first video in a long time that has made me laugh more than a nose exhale

[@Lucy-nw4im]

I enjoyed every second of that.

[@a_chillbacon]

This just gives me nostalgia

[@rhimcxx]

Honestly this brings back so many good memories :)

[@vagineer7428]

0:32 Lead Singer of korn be like

[@joeytheslimeboi8900]

They forgot the best one...
“I LOVE THE PEOPLE AND THE PEOPLE LOVE ME”

[@cassiefromooo]

SO MUCH THAT THEY RESTORED THE ENGLISH MONARCHY, I'M PART SCOTTISH, FRENCH, ITALIA-

[@joeytheslimeboi8900]

@@cassiefromooo A LITTLE BIT DANE, BUT I’M 100% PARTY ANIMAL, CHAMPAGNE!!!!

[@monke9469]

i still randomly get the llama song stuck in my head after all these years

[@amelierose5168]

Alright we'll loose the goose we'll loose the goose 🦆🤣

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Great humour without any swearing. Rare, but very good.

[@aranvella9144]

Nice to see Gerard and Simon getting along

[@TylerPlays-ec5cc]

Horrible histories is a gold mine of funny moments

[@amyartlover]

Oh God, the nostalgia

[@lilziggy1581]

I used to watch this and when series 5 was added to netflix, i was so happy

[@greythomas6199]

I love how my family have picked up so many quotes my parents including my parents we all love a bit of hh even if its just the songs

[@calypsoc3630]

Absolute gold!! This show made my life so good and the books too 😘😃