@@pointsixteen Its extremely rare to find a non bi female They love 🔥 vagina ALMOST as much as they love 🔥 🐓 And they HATE dumb fuccing terms like that- while the squirting is unparalleled
Horrible histories is the Fallout new vegas of TV shows. Youd expect it to have a certain type of fanbase, but it ends up having a completely different one
I just realized, that segment where it's the blonde woman presenting things & the men lean in to kiss her & she says no is actually teaching about consent, and you need their permission to kiss them & do other things - can't believe I didn't realize that till now.
I don’t understand why so many people think it’s appropriate to kiss women as a greeting. I’ll exchange an air kiss and hug with people I know quite well, but I don’t really enjoy it. Unless it’s Ben or Larry, then I’ll probably be okay with it.
it's so funny to me somehow to come into this fandom as someone who was the target audience for HH when it came out but never saw it, and just see people so explicitly lusting over children's TV characters xD (but also I agree and seeing Ben Willbond made me think that maybe I'm not a lesbian after all lol)
And I cannot BELIEVE you are hitting me with a video featuring both Pirate Ben AND Viking Ben. I have just woken up and feel as if I need a fainting couch.
Happy lesbian visibility week to all lesbians, mspec lesbians and sapphic aligned, and thank you to Horrible Histories for being an awakening for half the people in the comments lol
i haven’t watched it and i probably won’t, i’ve gathered enough just from being online and it doesn’t much interest me :/ thanks for the recommendation regardless though
I'm gonna keep editing this comment with times stamps bc I have A Lot of Thoughts, but don't know how cool you'd be with me leaving 15 comments on an eight and a half minute video, lmao. 2:16 I didnt know about this moment, but this is me on the daily, thank you Jim. 2:40 This kid was like an unofficial regular cast member and an absolute champ for everything he put up with and performed through at that age. 6 Idiots Next Generation, anyone? 5:17 Is that the same music from Buzzfeed Unsolved??? 5:51 I've never seen this clip either, holy shit 😂
I was already thinking "I have a thing for FAR too many of these Ben looks" and then you hit me with the end, how *dare* you 😅 Also yes, holy shit, where has pirate Martha been hiding this whole time 👀👀👀 Edit: after reading the horny commentary.... Sir, are we the same person??? I mean we can't be, because you know how to edit amazing videos, but.... We have very similar brains apparently 🤣
the Alexandria sketch is one of my favourites. only just noticed Ben playong with the loop thing on Matt's armor at 5:42. and of course the very gay sniff at 6:31.
I didn't watch Horrible Histories. Which means there's no nostalgia, just clean, raw agreement with your appreciation of pirate Martha. Pirate girls, my friend, one of life's true underappreciations...and we can go further...there is a deeper depth, a greater height, we can put more pirate into our pirate girls...I just know it, i do...
i’m so close to making a pirate martha shrine for my bedroom she’s so hot. maybe just a martha shrine in general actually i love her so much (i’m from canada, we pronounce it new-fun-lan’ so hearing it pronounced any other way is traumatizing lmao)
@@pointsixteen I'm kind of funny because I pronounce the country as New-Found-Land but pronounce the dog breed correctly as Newfind-lend. Maybe I should just start thinking of it as a country completely inhabited by Newfie dogs and that'll fix it, lmao (Also. I genuinely wish I could write or draw you some sexy pirate Martha for your birthday. I feel like you totally deserve it but I'm not capable of doing her justice.)
@@alexw.7097 lmaooo newfoundland as just an island inhabited by the dogs is the greatest thing i’ve ever pictured, thank you for that image it’ll never be beaten and sexy pirate martha content is suddenly the only thing i want for my birthday omg. if you’re seriously willing to do that, i don’t care about the quality, it would be the best thing i’d ever receive ❤️❤️❤️❤️ (also, newfoundland is a province, not a country. just a little correction i feel slightly obligated to make lol)
the pirate martha thirst rant is completely true and justified. but also i'm mad at how pretty matt is as dick turpin...i'm a lesbian but that is an unfairly gorgeous man /lh
7:34 I never realised as a kid but did they reference All Quiet On The Western Front with the name Paul Bäumer? Interestingly there was also a real WW1 fighter ace called Paul Bäumer.
I like Mathew Baynton very much I always have and i always will💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖he is the only one I love and look up to
I love Mathew Baynton very much I always have and I always will💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖he is the only one I love and look up to
I like Mathew Baynton very much I always have and I always will 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
barely acknowledge the ‘found’ and put emphasis on the ‘new’ so it sounds more like new-fin-lan. a lot of it comes down to just me being canadian and our accent, the way larry pronounces it isn’t necessarily *wrong* but it sounds weird
I like Mathew Baynton very much I always have and I always will💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖he is the only one I love and look u pto
I love Mathew Baynton very much I always have and I always will💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖he is the only one I love and look u pto
🏴☠ Scissor me timbers! 🏴☠
Shiver
@@kellydalstok8900Nah Nah Nah I think they meant what they said... 💀☠️☠️☠️ 😹
@@kellydalstok8900wooooosh
Horrible Histories was my bisexual awakening, more specifically, Matt was
the power they have over a whole generation of queer children is unmatched
oh my god, i literally thought i was the only one
Its extremely rare to find a non bi female
They love 🔥 vagina ALMOST as much as they love 🔥 🐓
@@pointsixteen Its extremely rare to find a non bi female
They love 🔥 vagina ALMOST as much as they love 🔥 🐓
And they HATE dumb fuccing terms like that- while the squirting is unparalleled
Martha too
your thirst for pirate martha is understandable and expressed hilariously
NOTHING could have prepared me for 8:18 im screaming
me neither
can't say i disagree though..
Same WTF
Jesus Christ I just read it! Wtf?! 😆
I'm a lesbian but I'd do anything for Ben Willbond
omg me too!! huge huge lesbian but ben makes me giggle and piss and shit and cum. he makes me feel things i don’t want to admit…
@@ultimatefandom3127 I’m sorry but we cant
Straight guy and same probably
@@pointsixteen I THOUGHT I WAS JUST ME! The willbond response frfr- WHOOPS IT KEEPS HAPPENING 😳😳😳
I've been told I look just like him.
3:12 This is easily the funniest thing I've seen all week and I've been sob laughing at this for like 5 minutes send help 😭
gsjshsj i swear jim could point at a rock silently and everyone would be in stitches
Ben Willbond is a fox and I didn't appreciate that enough when I was younger.
god really spent his time on ben and boy am i thankful he did, he is absolutely gorgeous
I want them to give the six of them more budget and let them be mature and do more horrible histories. It would be rad.
7:56 pirate Martha was my lesbian awakening ngl she was so pretty in this look
right!!! sitting in front of the tv at like 8 years old and i see her and suddenly i Understand
for some reason “easy peasy, squeeze the lemon” “😀” is just the funniest fcking thing to me
Jim’s stare straight into the camera is so funny to me for some reason 😂 @ 2:37
It’s also what king Philip II of Spain says.
Horrible histories is the Fallout new vegas of TV shows. Youd expect it to have a certain type of fanbase, but it ends up having a completely different one
Very true. I've always watched HH but only recently joined the online fanbase and.. for a kids show, I must say, it is i n t e r e s t i n g
whackus bonkus the beloved
8:18 JAW DROPS TO FLOOR holy shit this HH video was hornier than expected
I just realized, that segment where it's the blonde woman presenting things & the men lean in to kiss her & she says no is actually teaching about consent, and you need their permission to kiss them & do other things - can't believe I didn't realize that till now.
omg i never looked at it like that but that makes total sense. i wonder if they did that intentionally or not!!
That’s a good thought and a good lesson if true but I honestly thought those moments were less “consent” and more “ew disgusting”
Sarah Hadland tells it like it is!
I don’t understand why so many people think it’s appropriate to kiss women as a greeting. I’ll exchange an air kiss and hug with people I know quite well, but I don’t really enjoy it. Unless it’s Ben or Larry, then I’ll probably be okay with it.
I'm not sure how it took me so long to see how much people still love this show almost 10 years since it finished. But I'm so glad to see it. ❤
i forget how explicit fan edits get
i love you, you’re amazing and you’re so right about pirate martha and benny
it's so funny to me somehow to come into this fandom as someone who was the target audience for HH when it came out but never saw it, and just see people so explicitly lusting over children's TV characters xD (but also I agree and seeing Ben Willbond made me think that maybe I'm not a lesbian after all lol)
This show shaped my humour as a kid + I’m so glad. Only reason I like living in the uk :’))
And I cannot BELIEVE you are hitting me with a video featuring both Pirate Ben AND Viking Ben.
I have just woken up and feel as if I need a fainting couch.
I can’t believe I only just realised how gorgeous Martha looks as a pirate 😍
I still quote "easy peasy, squeeze the lemon" all the time
absolutely love the energy in the last bonus clip. the fingerwalk and adoring looks are wonderful.
8:18 has me dead (also happy *possibly late* birthday!)
lmaooo it also kind of killed my editing software, that part has an absolute bloodlust (and you’re not late at all, thank you!!)
8:18 That was a lot to take in, and a lot more Horniness than what I'd expect in a Horrible Histories Video
Happy lesbian visibility week to all lesbians, mspec lesbians and sapphic aligned, and thank you to Horrible Histories for being an awakening for half the people in the comments lol
"Which is?" "That's right, Witches." Is such a damn good joke 🤣
everyone thought matt was cute, but us lesbians of culture would do anything for some martha or ben.
REAL TRUE AND BASED ‼️‼️‼️‼️
Me pausing for every singular frame of horny commentary and being like so true. Also have you watched ofmd yet OP I think you would enjoy it
i haven’t watched it and i probably won’t, i’ve gathered enough just from being online and it doesn’t much interest me :/ thanks for the recommendation regardless though
what's omfd?
The Horny Commentary gives me L I F E
And yeah, same. 😅
@@eleanordunkin5484 our flag means death I'm assuming
3:10 is literally a scene from ofmd I swear, they took it right out of horrible histories 😂 iconic
I'm gonna keep editing this comment with times stamps bc I have A Lot of Thoughts, but don't know how cool you'd be with me leaving 15 comments on an eight and a half minute video, lmao.
2:16 I didnt know about this moment, but this is me on the daily, thank you Jim.
2:40 This kid was like an unofficial regular cast member and an absolute champ for everything he put up with and performed through at that age. 6 Idiots Next Generation, anyone?
5:17 Is that the same music from Buzzfeed Unsolved???
5:51 I've never seen this clip either, holy shit 😂
IT IS THE BFU MUSIC IT MADE ME FEEL ILL WHEN I REALISED
I love these! Thanks for making another one 👍🏻
I was already thinking "I have a thing for FAR too many of these Ben looks" and then you hit me with the end, how *dare* you 😅
Also yes, holy shit, where has pirate Martha been hiding this whole time 👀👀👀
Edit: after reading the horny commentary.... Sir, are we the same person???
I mean we can't be, because you know how to edit amazing videos, but.... We have very similar brains apparently 🤣
bro is thirsting for EVERYONE (samesies)
3:23 That squeak killed me 😂
5:52 Jesus Matt
Sigma grindset trolling the future archaeologists
the Alexandria sketch is one of my favourites. only just noticed Ben playong with the loop thing on Matt's armor at 5:42. and of course the very gay sniff at 6:31.
I agree with you about pirate martha
I didn't watch Horrible Histories.
Which means there's no nostalgia, just clean, raw agreement with your appreciation of pirate Martha.
Pirate girls, my friend, one of life's true underappreciations...and we can go further...there is a deeper depth, a greater height, we can put more pirate into our pirate girls...I just know it, i do...
ur so right for that pirate martha thing goddamn
(ps i say newfoundland like larry,, its the british way)
i’m so close to making a pirate martha shrine for my bedroom she’s so hot. maybe just a martha shrine in general actually i love her so much
(i’m from canada, we pronounce it new-fun-lan’ so hearing it pronounced any other way is traumatizing lmao)
@@pointsixteen I'm kind of funny because I pronounce the country as New-Found-Land but pronounce the dog breed correctly as Newfind-lend.
Maybe I should just start thinking of it as a country completely inhabited by Newfie dogs and that'll fix it, lmao
(Also. I genuinely wish I could write or draw you some sexy pirate Martha for your birthday. I feel like you totally deserve it but I'm not capable of doing her justice.)
@@alexw.7097 lmaooo newfoundland as just an island inhabited by the dogs is the greatest thing i’ve ever pictured, thank you for that image it’ll never be beaten
and sexy pirate martha content is suddenly the only thing i want for my birthday omg. if you’re seriously willing to do that, i don’t care about the quality, it would be the best thing i’d ever receive ❤️❤️❤️❤️
(also, newfoundland is a province, not a country. just a little correction i feel slightly obligated to make lol)
Love your adoration of pirate Martha!
(And any/all Larry moments because he is pretty, & I am simple)
💜🌈👻
“Why is there a naked man in the barrel”
Happy Birthday!
I just had an awful shift at work and coming home to this made it all worth it
thank you!! so so so happy i could provide some joy with my silly little video 🫶🫶🫶
happy birthday! and another great video of these :3
thank you!!!
I can't stop laughing at 0:40.
Popping back round since finishes Ghosts, I love these guys so much they’re so nostalgic and funny 😊
i love these sm!! also happy birthday :))
thank you x2 🥰🫶
the pirate martha thirst rant is completely true and justified. but also i'm mad at how pretty matt is as dick turpin...i'm a lesbian but that is an unfairly gorgeous man /lh
im laughing so hard im choking and dying because of "skinny-mandria" at 5:42
happy birthday lesbianwillbond!!!
hehehe thank you!!
0:57 best gag in the whole series
I almost died laughing when on the George IV Fat thing when he was walking away you put "i need a chocolate" on it
Orchestra play something sad is the original Alexa play Despacito
'ooh a boy band' IM CRYING
My god you are down bad for pirate Martha /pos (also happy birthday :D)
like you wouldn’t believe it (and thank you 🥰)
happy birthday!!! :D
thank youuu 🥰
it's such a good show
6:41 We're talking Alexabder the Great here, so more likely bisexual.
I feel like I really shouldn’t have paused to read that paragraph
I paused, I read, I sighed and pressed play.
Lets face it, HH turned us all gay 🌈
pirate martha is so real
05:04 I think of this whenever I see archaeology programmes
The best historical court one is peter iii and his tiny gallows
Orchestra! Play something sad.
agonisingly short clips !
As a Canadian, New-Found-Land is moderately offensive
Point sixteen got some very vocal kinks going on rn
7:34 I never realised as a kid but did they reference All Quiet On The Western Front with the name Paul Bäumer? Interestingly there was also a real WW1 fighter ace called Paul Bäumer.
8:06 makes me feel something
8:18 like I agree but did you have to make it so hard to read???
SO TRUE ABT PIRATE MARTHA
8:19 is so fucking funny i'm obsessed with u
I like Mathew Baynton very much I always have and i always will💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖he is the only one I love and look up to
Nice!
5:24 😂😂😂
love this video love everything in it
I love Mathew Baynton very much I always have and I always will💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖he is the only one I love and look up to
8:19 same bro, same.
I’m ace but I think the entire cast are neat
Would you like a bottle of water for all thst thirst boah?
WACKUS BONKUS!!!!!! YAASSSS!!!! 😹😹😹
Also just read the gargantuan screen wall of text at like 8:17 ish holy Hell What the F*CK-?!!!?! 😳😳😳
I like Mathew Baynton very much I always have and I always will 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
1:47 is so me
8:18 0-0
it’s been many years… and mathew baynton is still very hot.
You might have gotten a little too thirsty at the end there… but I don’t blame you.
no such thing as too thirsty when it comes to pirate martha imho 🤭
but that IS how you pronounce Newfoundland i thought?
can i ask you a personal question? SAGITTARIUS
“Not that one…”
Jim: 😐
can i ask how you're supposed to pronounce Newfoundland?
barely acknowledge the ‘found’ and put emphasis on the ‘new’ so it sounds more like new-fin-lan. a lot of it comes down to just me being canadian and our accent, the way larry pronounces it isn’t necessarily *wrong* but it sounds weird
I'm so mad Hulu is getting rid of it
8:18 . Are You Okay There Mate
How else would you pronounce Newfoundland?
Literally my thinking too
8:09 remind me of louis tomlinson 😭
omgggg i’m literally in love with louis maybe that’s why i love larry in that sketch so much
WTF THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE-
Im Aroace but i love ben willbond in a freindly way
AnYwHoOoOoOoO
my gays, where's that one scene of mat and ben? i'm wondering if it's straighter in context lmao
what scene?
@@pointsixteen the whole skinnymandria one
@@brotemca8020oh, series 1 episode 4. the whole sketch is pretty gay
I like Mathew Baynton very much I always have and I always will💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖he is the only one I love and look u pto
I love Mathew Baynton very much I always have and I always will💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖he is the only one I love and look u pto
2:38 “oh no I left my fire going”
Easy peasy squeeze the lemon 🍋😌