must.... stop..... ....... russians seeing a WHAT hhaa funny meme DISCLAIMER: This video is 100% satarical and made to highlight the stupidity of exaggerated national stereotypes.
you're right we don't talk that much about pasta, but I hate when tourists come here and put Parmigiano on the spaghetti alle vongole i mean it's not their fault they eat like shit they don't even know the real recipe for carbonara
its scary how accurate the german one is i really felt that and is a bother for everyone around me and myself because my german brain does not understand what humour is due to german jokes being bad like my grammar
@@adonaiyah2196 nope, is because spanish people are one of the least countries in europe for the bedtime, so after lunch, many people took their "siesta"
@@benr7101 that's how it seems like if you are only willing to listen to your own media. "Reee Russia did blah blah" without explaining why when 99% of the time it's answerable. It's not like a "big angry mood swing", it's a reaction to the mood swings towards Russia from nato mostly.
@@brokentortilla Both sides are not very good. The Russians are using the old Soviet propaganda machine through the TV, NATO is using the internet for me. I remembered when the situation in Taiwan escalated, everyone spoke sharply. Well, for example, there is "Stay with Ukraine", but I don't remember "Stay with Afghanistan". Although to be honest in Afghanistan life is worse even in peacetime ...
@@DepMat I agree it's just that there's a huge bias against Russia and everybody is acting like it's star wars where there is a clear bad and good but this is irl, everything's blurred there's not one "right" side
@@brokentortilla By the way, I don't like Russia. They just conquered all of Central Asia where I live. Because of this, our native languages and the rest of the cultural heritage has been erased. We used Persian and Turkic and had a great cultural heritage. But all this has been erased beyond recognition, now instead of the Turkic language we have some kind of compromise in the Cyrillic alphabet with tons of Russian words. And there are very few traditions left, you can even count on the fingers. Although all empires do this.
As a Spanish person i can confirm that we like to sleep on a lake while on working hours, if we're gonna be lazy at least we're gonna make the most out it
@@mordekaihorowitz tranne gli ovvi tipi fatti per brodini misti come ditalini e stelline che mi fanno pietà solo a guardarli devo dire che si salvano tutti gli altri, tranne gli ziti, che sono evidentemente un errore della natura
@@solivagant2918 Many people didn't even voted in the first place for various reasons, Macron won because : The left said to vote for Macron just to cripple Le Pen The backbone of votes akas older generations vote Macron for the most part And people today still have that idea of the right wing beings nazis lmao
Russia is/was historically a European country, but these days often isn't considered one because of diplomatically isolated it is from the rest of Europe. Fun fact: Before WWI, the Russian Empire was nicknamed the ''Gendarme (Police) of Europe.''
Yeah... of course. Being called "European" is slander when a country's capital is in Europe, 80% of the population lives in Europe, and the people are Slavic. Magnificent logic. Not like Russia played a huge role in European history and politics, and was always considered a European great power.
0:13 as a french I can say this is pretty relatable. Macron could literally make people coffee every morning and there would be a demonstration about it. I'm not with him but this is getting kinda ridiculous.
Si Macron fait un café à tous les Français chaque matin c'est du temps et de l'argent perdu non consacré à la gestion et défense de notre pays et ça, ça mérite et suffit amplement pour une nouvelle manifestation demain à 14h place de la République !!!
Las siestas me fastidian la tarde Cuando quiero ir a un restaurante especifico pues no puedo por que esta cerrado, es como si me dicieran "no, te jodes y te esperas hasta las 7. Estamos durmiendo"
As a Spanish person I think you're being disrespectful towards siesta mate If you're going to sleep while on a air mattress you need to search for a bigger water mass than a pond, otherwise you'll get to the other side in less than 2 hours and a half, a medium-length siesta
@@supersaraqxz548 right? With a siesta so short, you bet he can go back home after and watch the second half of an episode of El Secreto de Puente Viejo xjbdbsbsbsb
I will always give Spain gigachad points for, at 2 o clock in the afternoon, after a 2hr lunch filled with Tapas and Vermouth, just going "I need a snooze" then getting up at 3:30 to go back to work at 4. What a great country
Yeah its much worse when you actually have to work with these People. I have never cooparated with worse People internationally than Spanish and french, they go missing in the middle of the day for 2 hours, and you have very important thing to solve. NOT RECOMENDED AT ALL
Bah pose toi la question du coup imbécile... Si les principaux concernés ne voient aucun problème c'est peut-être toi l'idiot de l'histoire ? J'ai juré les Twittos de 15 ans qui commencent déjà à chialer pour leur retraite j'en ai ma claque.
@@flyguy9438 Also the joke in question is inaccurate, it's closer to the "british people when a russian person breathe" Ps: I know it's supposed to be a joke, r/whoosh -ing me is useless
I can personally relate to Russian part. Seeing a minority here is almost like seeing Elves from World of Warcraft. (I'm talking about foreign minorities like black people and etc.)
@@seatray_real А типо Москва и Питер? В Москве где то лям кыргызов(а у нас в стране ток семь лямов). Боюсь представить сколько казахов, узбеков и т.д . Ещё Беларусов с Украинцами.
Вот тоже не понял, в нашей стране куча меньшинств.Не сказал бы что это так уж удивительно, вот если автор имел ввиду чернокожих то да, я за 20 лет жизни в Питере видел только 15 человек такого цвета кожи.
@@benr7101 hello, I’m Russian too. Do u mind exchanging social media to discuss everything that is going on now? Because I can’t trust the news anymore
Here's a prime example of German humor. Franz and Dora get married and have 1 child named Johan. Johan is a quiet boy, in fact he doesn't talk at all. Perfectly healthy kid, no psychological issues at all but this kid does not talk! This kid has never spoken a word; until one morning at the breakfast table (he's 12 years old at this point btw) Johan says "my toast is slightly burned..." His mother and father are gobsmacked and then they weep tears of joy at his first words. Dora grabs him by the shoulders and crying that he can finally talk. She asks him "Johan my dear boy, why is it that you have never spoken a single words before now, what was wrong?" Johan raises an eyebrow and curtly says *"Nothing is wrong mother, it's just that until now everything has been satisfactory."*
Lol the joke had me laugh and Germans are actually very funny people, it's so sad that there's the stereotype that you're all like Gestapo and Schutzstaffel. I'm Italian and as you may know we get stereotyped A LOT, though in a totally different way, and it's so sad.
For me your comment was right after a other one saying "Fun fact: Spain is among the countries with the most hours of work and siesta isn't done bu 40% of people". That's funny
@@bobing1752 a lot of people do siesta. I personally hate doing it because I just can't concentrate, but people here in Spain usually like to take siesta. I messed up the comment saying it's a lazy day then I understood he meant siesta
@@soyguapo7971 Ukraine had existed officially from 1917-1918 as well as having a connection to the Cossack Hetmanate. The Russians had to actively suppress Belarusian and Ukrainian rebels so that should tell us the nations existed even if the states themselves didn't
You could often see Russians and Slavs chilling by the street around London and people walk by without a second glance, that is because many people in London aren't British.
As a Brit I find it a little confusing. Generally there isn’t that much discrimination towards Eastern Europeans (especially now there is a lot of support, as long as they’re not pro-Putin). I’m yet to meet anyone IRL who has any kind of issue with Russian people. I’m guessing this is an external stereotype that isn’t really based in much truth…
@@ninja-gaming8988 I think it's referencing Britain's attitude towards the Russian govt, which is hostile; not to mention that the UK was providing arms to Ukraine long before the invasion, because of Russia's foreign policy.
Fun fact Russia is literally comprised of “minorities”. There are more different native ethnicities in Russia the country than in North and South America combined.
@@dandanger5637 well yea I totally have no idea and that’s why I moved to America. It’s memes Dan it’s all memes here, get yo political asss out of here.
Tbf if you study the history between the two countries it’s fascinating Both of you have had a longgg rivalry but interestingly out of all 3 big conflicts (seven years war, world war 1 and world war 2) you sided with eachother lmao.
@@XXXTENTAClON227 Yeah, exactly, sided. And we are not mad at each other for earlier conflicts like Crimean war of 1853-1856 years, at least from our point of view. It wasn't like fighting nazis for us. As for The Cold War, again, I don't think they had been more hostile to us than the rest of the NATO, and now our policy just contradicts with quite amount of Europe. I don't see why espesially Britain is pointed out
@@dalek1147 idk I was trying my best to think of a reason but don’t take this the wrong way, you’re right. Britain doesn’t think about Russia the same way Russia doesn’t think about Britain. I just don’t think they like eachother. That’s it. But I think their conflict is an underrated part of history. Same with Britain and China. So, older people might have more animosity? They also fought in your civil war, leading a coalition.
@@XXXTENTAClON227 Don't worry, I just wanted to clarify my views . Glad that we've come to understanding Honestly, Idk much about older people. In Russia they are commonly more suspicious of The West and more defensive about Homecountry By the way, you've reminded me something. I visited London in 2017 and saw adverts (one even on big billboard) promoting lecture about Russian Civil War. That was unexpected but kind of touching to see such an attention to my country's history
As a Frenchman, I completely deny the fact that we overreact whenever Macron does something. Hang on, did you guys see that? Macron just blinked for half a second too long. Hold my baguette, I’m going to riot.
As a frenchman I also deny this, I'm tired of those ridiculous clichés which are... Wait a minute, isn't it Macron downstairs taking a taxi in a German car and not a French one ?!
As spanish , i must say almost 3/4 of our population sleeps in the middle of the day. We have a name for that , we call it "siesta" and belive me, is really common in our country😂😂
All the shit we British have done and you go with 'when a Russian breathes'. Come on. You could have gone with tea, colonization, bad teeth, the food, the weather... there's a lot to make fun of
You can't think of anything original? How sad. And British food might not be the best in the world, but have you heard of a thing called roast meats? R That originated in England, or have you heard of trifle?
The other countries may be a exaggeration, a meme or irony but the clip about spaniards is 100% true (i´m spanish). Litrally, we dont work from 3pm to 5pm.
@@user-lq3ye9yi1e бляяяя Ютуб коммент удалил надо было цензурить слюры. ну теперь мне лень это снова расписывать, просто скажу, что в россии очень распространены гомофобия, расизм, ксенофобия, эйблизм и прочее. тут регулярно притесняются меньшинства и на социальном и на государственном уровне. не понимаю вашу логику того, чтобы судить исключительно по себе. я то не оскорблю, а вот Васька, Петя и другие с радостью. не пытайтесь обелить менталитет этой страны.
@@pipaliveshere ну, если брать быдланов одних в выборку, то это касается любой страны, даже если у нас их процент повыше чуток, по "историческим" причинам. Ну а если говорить об образованных людях, то не в России никаких нац. идей презрения меньшинств, отношение к ним более чем приемлимое объективно. Про лгбт+ и прочий фанфикшен я не говорю, это отдельная история, и имя ей традиционные ценности на гос. уровне
good one, also bro don't be dumb and start pumping out europe slander 2, 3, 4, 5.... this got on my recommended, you'll get views if you make more of these
Yooo when I played this video, I realized the music is familiar and i first heard it from a discord video about big black buffed gay people twerking 💀💀
why do I feel that every one of these is right and spot on, apart from my country's one, which is the only country I ever visited/lived in. Like, usually in these videos it will be kinda right especially in the South of Italy, but this just seems weird for some reason lmao
As a Spanish-Mozambican-Hindu guy, Spanish one is SO ACCURATE OMFGGGGG, I'm shitting tears. They literally can wake up at 9 in the morning with no shame, take their lunch at 2 pm and sleep till' 5 pm. Then they dinner at 10-11 pm and go to sleep at 12 pm 💀
Italians will be more likely about food in general not just pasta, but yeah also most of their dishes have at least s o m e pasta or something related with it
Its a bit of an explanation but ill give it a go. It's because of sports (mainly), English and Russian firms had a few encounters at the 2014 world cup. However the Russians were salty about the fact they got leathered, and seeked revenge at the 2016 Euros in France but all the british football hooligans had been identified and had been permanently travel banned and the Russians attacked innocent people who were their for the games and not brawls without any punishment. It later carried on into the world cup in Russia where again Russians attacked family groups and proudly pro-claim it on social media. Then add wide-spread Olympic doping, and russo-ukrainian war, and yeah they are not the most liked by the brits.
Bro I'm Spanish and that's completely true. I don't usually take a "siesta" (nap) in the middle of the day, but there's a lot of people who do it, like my grandpa
I hate when people associated us Italian with pasta and pasta only in our mind. Pasta actually not only associated with Italian and the origin still uncertain, some even believe that early pasta are brought back from China by Marco Polo after his epic voyage and would likely be descendants of ancient Asian noodles
I realy like your video btw i also like pasta. Pasta is a type of food typically made from an unleavened dough of wheat flour mixed with water or eggs, and formed into sheets or other shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking.some historians believe pasta originated in Italy, most are convinced Marco Polo actually brought it back from his epic voyage to China. The earliest known pasta was made from rice flour and was common in the east. In Italy, pasta was made from hard wheat and shaped into long strands.
0:10 where did you get that from? We where number 1 for exports to USSR military arms in WW2, We also owned a decent portion of Russia in some sense in the 1910s The support for Russia in the UK is real. although with recent events and news the UKs Stance on Russia seems to of changed. though some of us are still "with the Russians" persay
Actually, we don't talk about pasta a lot. Speaking of pasta, I fucking love pasta
Same and I'm not italian
noi
you're right we don't talk that much about pasta, but I hate when tourists come here and put Parmigiano on the spaghetti alle vongole i mean it's not their fault they eat like shit they don't even know the real recipe for carbonara
Why did I read that in Dave's voice from dsaf...
Location: United States
0:17 italians without moving their bodies when talking
Ok I can't disagree on that
Whatta you saying??🤌🤌
@@alessiobenvenuto5159 Mario detected mario detected
NOW THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY GOOD
👐no cumpa✋aspetta questo è uno stereotipo 🤚che dice la falsità 🖐non puoi dire un baggianata del genere👌🗿
As a German, I didn't laugh at this.
As a german, I can't even laugh
German humor is no laughing matter
As a spanish who travelled to germany, German people is too serious at job but very partygoers, they love too much parties but their humor isnt funny
german humor is the creme of the stuff
@@xc6013 ha ha ha that's the best German joke I've ever heard
As a German, I can comfirm that I laugh more at angry Spanish moms yelling, than actual german humor...
Fakten
its scary how accurate the german one is
i really felt that and is a bother for everyone around me and myself because my german brain does not understand what humour is due to german jokes being bad
like my grammar
for some reason, any german dude i know could joke only about 2 things:
feces and h0l0caust
Last time germany tried a joke, it ended with 66Millions deaths
@@JgrMeister yeah it was a pretty big prank until it all went wrong
As a spanish person, I can confirm that many of us took our "siesta" in the middle of the day. Viva España 🇪🇸
Lo peor es despertarse 3 horas después y no acordarte ni de tu nombre jajajss
Is it true the siesta is because its too hot to work
@@adonaiyah2196 nope, is because spanish people are one of the least countries in europe for the bedtime, so after lunch, many people took their "siesta"
@@adonaiyah2196 nope, in the north of spain there is not such hot
@@rottenjoru Despertarse a las 7 de la tarde de mala leche y con toda la baba...
Scotland somehow wanting england to have no part in their politics yet trying to have a massive say in UK politics
cope
@@eddlake5694 Scotland or England
Least hypocritical scot
UK wanting the EU to have no part in their politics yet trying to have a massive say in world politics
@@tposingjesus5491 EU is not the world 😂😂
France trying to not have a revolution every 1 minute:
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
French when they didn't like any leader
TIME
FOR
REVOLUTION 😈
France is measured in RPM (revolutions per minute) after all
As a Russian... I can't define if it's an overestimation or an underestimation.
eh, depends on if russia is feeling communist or not, and who is in charge. ur country is kinda just like, a big angry mood swing lmao
@@benr7101 that's how it seems like if you are only willing to listen to your own media. "Reee Russia did blah blah" without explaining why when 99% of the time it's answerable. It's not like a "big angry mood swing", it's a reaction to the mood swings towards Russia from nato mostly.
@@brokentortilla Both sides are not very good. The Russians are using the old Soviet propaganda machine through the TV, NATO is using the internet for me. I remembered when the situation in Taiwan escalated, everyone spoke sharply. Well, for example, there is "Stay with Ukraine", but I don't remember "Stay with Afghanistan". Although to be honest in Afghanistan life is worse even in peacetime ...
@@DepMat I agree it's just that there's a huge bias against Russia and everybody is acting like it's star wars where there is a clear bad and good but this is irl, everything's blurred there's not one "right" side
@@brokentortilla By the way, I don't like Russia. They just conquered all of Central Asia where I live. Because of this, our native languages and the rest of the cultural heritage has been erased. We used Persian and Turkic and had a great cultural heritage. But all this has been erased beyond recognition, now instead of the Turkic language we have some kind of compromise in the Cyrillic alphabet with tons of Russian words. And there are very few traditions left, you can even count on the fingers. Although all empires do this.
It's either Pasta or Politics, but Pasta doesn't generate fights.
pasta doesn’t generate fights, you say?
i HATE spaghetti carbonara, worst thing invented 🤢
@@stuartblittley3531 *The fuck you say to me you little shit?*
@@stuartblittley3531 your dad 😶🌫️
@@jordanrial166 you got that right. and macaroni sucks too
wrong,Pasta fucking kills people,Anyway Pesto is the worst thing we've ever put on pasta
As a Spanish person i can confirm that we like to sleep on a lake while on working hours, if we're gonna be lazy at least we're gonna make the most out it
También con un toro de mascota al lado tuyo 😂
@@thecatlow2773 No te olvides la paella
i am an italian and i can confirm that...
Did you know that there are 300 types of pasta?
Quasi tutti sono buoni, non mi piacciono i cappellini o gli spaghetti
@@mordekaihorowitz tranne gli ovvi tipi fatti per brodini misti come ditalini e stelline che mi fanno pietà solo a guardarli devo dire che si salvano tutti gli altri, tranne gli ziti, che sono evidentemente un errore della natura
@@mordekaihorowitz spaghetti is the superior pasta, fight me
@@HM-iy3dc there is no such thing as superior pasta different kinds of pasta are used to different sauces.
@@vericulum6810 no
I am Spanish and i can 100% agree with this statement
From Maddox :)
Sadly, this is scientifically 100% correct. We aren’t german or bri’ish, we are Spanish and we will always be like this.
@@pangalanucraft8633 no vea, viva españa
Viva España carajo
Same, I completely agree.
A z k o i t i a
the Spaniards gave us the word siesta so i don't expect anything less than this
As a French I can confirm we'll use any chance to protest against Macron.
what's the point if you didn't even choose Le Pen...
@@solivagant2918 le pen is a fucking nazi lol
@@solivagant2918 well she kinda wierd most of the peoples voted not for macron but against marine le pen its french politics its worst evry year
@@solivagant2918 Many people didn't even voted in the first place for various reasons, Macron won because :
The left said to vote for Macron just to cripple Le Pen
The backbone of votes akas older generations vote Macron for the most part
And people today still have that idea of the right wing beings nazis lmao
@@solivagant2918 it's not about wanting macron to win it's about making sure that girl does NOT become president
*”Europe”*
Russia: “That’s enough slander for me“
Russia is/was historically a European country, but these days often isn't considered one because of diplomatically isolated it is from the rest of Europe. Fun fact: Before WWI, the Russian Empire was nicknamed the ''Gendarme (Police) of Europe.''
What do you mean? Russia is a European country. I don't understand your comment, at all.
Yeah... of course. Being called "European" is slander when a country's capital is in Europe, 80% of the population lives in Europe, and the people are Slavic. Magnificent logic. Not like Russia played a huge role in European history and politics, and was always considered a European great power.
Wait until you find out that geographically 40% of Europe belongs to Russia 😂😂😂 So much for "slander".
@@darthzayexeet3653 what's the joke? Can you explain?
As a spanish who only sleeps at night I can confirm that sucks being the one of the only 4 people that are awake between 2 pm to 3/4 pm
ay acá en donde yo vivo pasa lo mismooo querés ir a comprar algo a la siesta y está todo cerrado
You brought siesta in my country too, Philippines.
@@jrexx2841 probably not, taking a nap to avoid the midday heat is only natural for places with hot climates
@@rin_etoware_2989 We call it siesta too, so pretty sure the Spaniards brought it.
Entre las 2 y las 4 hacen la siesta en Andalusia? Pero si entre esas horas es cuando el día esta mas activo por donde yo vivo
0:13 as a french I can say this is pretty relatable. Macron could literally make people coffee every morning and there would be a demonstration about it. I'm not with him but this is getting kinda ridiculous.
Je suis pas si sur, on a eu les gilet jaunes pour rappel 😅
Fuck Macron, nobody loves him but he's still there
@@antoisis247 c'est bien ce que je dis, quoi qu'il fasse il y aura toujours une manifestation des gilets jaunes contre ce qu'il fait mdr
@@vg1808 ah bah j'ai mal compris, sur la vidéo les gens applaudissent 😅
Si Macron fait un café à tous les Français chaque matin c'est du temps et de l'argent perdu non consacré à la gestion et défense de notre pays et ça, ça mérite et suffit amplement pour une nouvelle manifestation demain à 14h place de la République !!!
As a Russian I can clearly confirm this two things. Funniest one is the british explaining why russians breathing Is bad
Whats the 2nd one
Да
@@Ghaust8546 Ukraine
ты 2 мем понял? минорити это меньшенство, какое?
@@whoisatro2849 геи и лесбиянки
As a Spaniard, the Spanish one is extremely accurate
Las siestas me fastidian la tarde
Cuando quiero ir a un restaurante especifico pues no puedo por que esta cerrado, es como si me dicieran "no, te jodes y te esperas hasta las 7. Estamos durmiendo"
@@ServeraServera0 XD
As a Spanish person I think you're being disrespectful towards siesta mate
If you're going to sleep while on a air mattress you need to search for a bigger water mass than a pond, otherwise you'll get to the other side in less than 2 hours and a half, a medium-length siesta
You didn’t get the fact that this whole video is a joke
@@tamplushboy8452 neither did you get my irony
Great iron uhhhh meme ig
Bro so true, that siesta is gonna be so short store still won't be open
@@supersaraqxz548 right? With a siesta so short, you bet he can go back home after and watch the second half of an episode of El Secreto de Puente Viejo xjbdbsbsbsb
I will always give Spain gigachad points for, at 2 o clock in the afternoon, after a 2hr lunch filled with Tapas and Vermouth, just going "I need a snooze" then getting up at 3:30 to go back to work at 4.
What a great country
Yeah its much worse when you actually have to work with these People. I have never cooparated with worse People internationally than Spanish and french, they go missing in the middle of the day for 2 hours, and you have very important thing to solve. NOT RECOMENDED AT ALL
@@xG4c3k but ur just talking shit now like no one will dip out of nowhere with something important to do that's just bs
@@xG4c3k you kidding, right?
@@xG4c3k cry about it
@@xG4c3k Happiest central european
as a french, it saddens me that most elders would actually applaude macron, despite the fact he's got a retirment reform that will fuck everything up
Why do you need to bring politics in this comment section 💀
@@angry_birds2 what's the problem with politics?
Bah pose toi la question du coup imbécile... Si les principaux concernés ne voient aucun problème c'est peut-être toi l'idiot de l'histoire ? J'ai juré les Twittos de 15 ans qui commencent déjà à chialer pour leur retraite j'en ai ma claque.
@@angry_birds2 The french joke is literally about a politician
@@flyguy9438 Also the joke in question is inaccurate, it's closer to the "british people when a russian person breathe"
Ps: I know it's supposed to be a joke, r/whoosh -ing me is useless
I can personally relate to Russian part. Seeing a minority here is almost like seeing Elves from World of Warcraft.
(I'm talking about foreign minorities like black people and etc.)
Really? Despite the 150+ nationalities in our country?
@@cryxmvne there are none other than Indians and Tatars in my city.
@@seatray_real bruh
@@seatray_real А типо Москва и Питер? В Москве где то лям кыргызов(а у нас в стране ток семь лямов). Боюсь представить сколько казахов, узбеков и т.д . Ещё Беларусов с Украинцами.
Вот тоже не понял, в нашей стране куча меньшинств.Не сказал бы что это так уж удивительно, вот если автор имел ввиду чернокожих то да, я за 20 лет жизни в Питере видел только 15 человек такого цвета кожи.
As a Russian, I can say that's hilarious especially the parts that are dedicated to the Brits, Frenches and Russians LMAO
As a Brit, I've honestly never heard of other Brits treating Russians differently to any other ethnic group. We don't like anyone
I'm a Ukrainian. Lmao funny meeting you here
@@benr7101 hello, I’m Russian too. Do u mind exchanging social media to discuss everything that is going on now? Because I can’t trust the news anymore
@@margaretcrohnjelm1980 why are you not protecting your country during the dire hour of war in ukraine and instead, sit on the internet?
@@margaretcrohnjelm1980 do u want to lose to some nazis
Honestly, the British one should replace “Russian” with “American”
I prefer replace by Irish
don’t think any european likes americans tbf
@@EnglishEnby well Europeans are notorious for being xenophobic douches so that isn’t really shocking if true
@@EnglishEnby Kosovo
Eh? UK is the least anti-US country in Europe: change my mind
Here's a prime example of German humor.
Franz and Dora get married and have 1 child named Johan. Johan is a quiet boy, in fact he doesn't talk at all.
Perfectly healthy kid, no psychological issues at all but this kid does not talk!
This kid has never spoken a word; until one morning at the breakfast table (he's 12 years old at this point btw) Johan says "my toast is slightly burned..."
His mother and father are gobsmacked and then they weep tears of joy at his first words.
Dora grabs him by the shoulders and crying that he can finally talk. She asks him "Johan my dear boy, why is it that you have never spoken a single words before now, what was wrong?"
Johan raises an eyebrow and curtly says *"Nothing is wrong mother, it's just that until now everything has been satisfactory."*
Dude please im german and i actually had to laugh
Honestly thats acc funny
Lol the joke had me laugh and Germans are actually very funny people, it's so sad that there's the stereotype that you're all like Gestapo and Schutzstaffel. I'm Italian and as you may know we get stereotyped A LOT, though in a totally different way, and it's so sad.
That's the joke.
this joke is so bad it made me laugh jesus
As a Spanish person, I can confirm our whole day is being lazy
For me your comment was right after a other one saying "Fun fact: Spain is among the countries with the most hours of work and siesta isn't done bu 40% of people". That's funny
@@bobing1752 a lot of people do siesta. I personally hate doing it because I just can't concentrate, but people here in Spain usually like to take siesta. I messed up the comment saying it's a lazy day then I understood he meant siesta
as a frenchie i can say it's very true, we love our right to protest
Your country should work more instead of complaining
@@users10116 no
@@users10116 Why work like a slave for materialistic purposes if you can appreciate life in it's natural light.
Malgrés l'inutilité de l'acte
0:21 Russians when they see Lithuanians and Ukrainian still existing
Mission failed
a lie
we literally don't care about Lithuanians
And Estonians and Latvians
@@soyguapo7971 Ukraine had existed officially from 1917-1918 as well as having a connection to the Cossack Hetmanate. The Russians had to actively suppress Belarusian and Ukrainian rebels so that should tell us the nations existed even if the states themselves didn't
I haven't encountered the Brit-V-Russ stereotype yet, I feel like I am missing out on some humour.
You could often see Russians and Slavs chilling by the street around London and people walk by without a second glance, that is because many people in London aren't British.
Yeah this is lame and doesn't make sense maybe he's trying to say Brits think we're hard which is true we fucking are u what m8
UK - RU
As a Brit I find it a little confusing. Generally there isn’t that much discrimination towards Eastern Europeans (especially now there is a lot of support, as long as they’re not pro-Putin). I’m yet to meet anyone IRL who has any kind of issue with Russian people.
I’m guessing this is an external stereotype that isn’t really based in much truth…
@@ninja-gaming8988 I think it's referencing Britain's attitude towards the Russian govt, which is hostile; not to mention that the UK was providing arms to Ukraine long before the invasion, because of Russia's foreign policy.
Well yes, I confirm that living in Madrid I awake floating in the beach
Buenardas las playas de Madrid XD
@@austrianballproductions6832 Las mejores de España
Underrated.
Thanks man that means a lot
Fun fact Russia is literally comprised of “minorities”. There are more different native ethnicities in Russia the country than in North and South America combined.
You don't know the situation
How not to defeat Russia: invade in the winter
How to defeat Russia: Tell them that they are all minorities
@@dandanger5637 well yea I totally have no idea and that’s why I moved to America. It’s memes Dan it’s all memes here, get yo political asss out of here.
@@saucevc8353 we know that, dude.
And yet it's still like 80% ethnic Russians that make up the population
The italian joke would be funnier if it was "italians trying not to move when they talk"
Anyway, anyone want some spaghetti?
As italian, I can 100% PASTA that we can stay without PASTA for 0.0000000000000001 seconds
Fun fact: spain is one of the european countries who most hours work, and siesta is not made by even a 40% of the population
As an Italian. That is in fact a real struggle for us. Please understand us for not being abl- PIZZA’S SO GOOD DON’T YOU THINK?
I'm Russian and I understand NOTHING about the British part. Haven't thought they had more reasons to hate us than others.
Tbf if you study the history between the two countries it’s fascinating
Both of you have had a longgg rivalry but interestingly out of all 3 big conflicts (seven years war, world war 1 and world war 2) you sided with eachother lmao.
@@XXXTENTAClON227 Yeah, exactly, sided. And we are not mad at each other for earlier conflicts like Crimean war of 1853-1856 years, at least from our point of view. It wasn't like fighting nazis for us. As for The Cold War, again, I don't think they had been more hostile to us than the rest of the NATO, and now our policy just contradicts with quite amount of Europe. I don't see why espesially Britain is pointed out
@@dalek1147 idk I was trying my best to think of a reason but don’t take this the wrong way, you’re right. Britain doesn’t think about Russia the same way Russia doesn’t think about Britain. I just don’t think they like eachother. That’s it. But I think their conflict is an underrated part of history. Same with Britain and China. So, older people might have more animosity? They also fought in your civil war, leading a coalition.
I'm English and I also have no idea what that part meant. I've never really heard of British people having a problem with Russians.
@@XXXTENTAClON227 Don't worry, I just wanted to clarify my views . Glad that we've come to understanding
Honestly, Idk much about older people. In Russia they are commonly more suspicious of The West and more defensive about Homecountry
By the way, you've reminded me something. I visited London in 2017 and saw adverts (one even on big billboard) promoting lecture about Russian Civil War. That was unexpected but kind of touching to see such an attention to my country's history
As a Frenchman, I completely deny the fact that we overreact whenever Macron does something. Hang on, did you guys see that? Macron just blinked for half a second too long. Hold my baguette, I’m going to riot.
As a frenchman I also deny this, I'm tired of those ridiculous clichés which are... Wait a minute, isn't it Macron downstairs taking a taxi in a German car and not a French one ?!
i like how the stereotypes begin to become more accurate for every slander video series
Bro this is SOOO underrated!! Keep it up!!! I love the music sped up! You earned a sub!!
Thanks man, that means a lot
As spanish , i must say almost 3/4 of our population sleeps in the middle of the day. We have a name for that , we call it "siesta" and belive me, is really common in our country😂😂
I would say "Italians going 0.3 seconds without saying how bad theyr government is"
Based. You earned a new sub.
As a russian i can say: справедливо
Ну не все
Это да, согласен
As a European I can confirm, there is only Germany, Britain, France, Russia, Italy and Spain in Europe.
0:25 That aint slander, that's just a damn fact
As a french, I love your french slander it's on point and very funny
All the shit we British have done and you go with 'when a Russian breathes'.
Come on. You could have gone with tea, colonization, bad teeth, the food, the weather...
there's a lot to make fun of
I didn’t even get the joke
You can't think of anything original? How sad. And British food might not be the best in the world, but have you heard of a thing called roast meats? R
That originated in England, or have you heard of trifle?
@@dominickroberts4653 lol here comes a teaboo
@@Dogwolf12 What is that?
@@Dogwolf12
You’re clearly not British.
as a person who lives in europe my whole life, i must say i laughed at this
I'm Spanish and I just woke up from a 2 hour nap. So I guess this is pretty accurate
These kinds of videos are the ultimate collection of inside jokes I will never understand, but still like looking at
as a British man I can neither confirm nor deny that statement
The Spanish one is barely a joke I have indeed slept siesta in the middle of a river more than once
As a Spaniard, I can absolutely conf- *starts snoring*
As a Spanish man, I can confirm.
Atrás andaluz
The other countries may be a exaggeration, a meme or irony but the clip about spaniards is 100% true (i´m spanish). Litrally, we dont work from 3pm to 5pm.
For me, as a Russian, it is very sad to see how new negative stereotypes about Russia appear because of this war.
так это правда, а не стереотипы
@@pipaliveshere что правда? Ты видешь представителя условного нац. меньшинства и так реагируешь?
@@user-lq3ye9yi1e бляяяя Ютуб коммент удалил надо было цензурить слюры. ну теперь мне лень это снова расписывать, просто скажу, что в россии очень распространены гомофобия, расизм, ксенофобия, эйблизм и прочее. тут регулярно притесняются меньшинства и на социальном и на государственном уровне. не понимаю вашу логику того, чтобы судить исключительно по себе. я то не оскорблю, а вот Васька, Петя и другие с радостью. не пытайтесь обелить менталитет этой страны.
@@pipaliveshere ну, если брать быдланов одних в выборку, то это касается любой страны, даже если у нас их процент повыше чуток, по "историческим" причинам. Ну а если говорить об образованных людях, то не в России никаких нац. идей презрения меньшинств, отношение к ним более чем приемлимое объективно. Про лгбт+ и прочий фанфикшен я не говорю, это отдельная история, и имя ей традиционные ценности на гос. уровне
Russia should stay based and not get invaded by global majorities like the western euro cucks
0:18 being italian, i can confirm i lost all my friends because my only interest in life was pasta.
As a Spanish guy, that meme is burned.
I'm Italian and yeah, this is accurate. We mention pasta pretty often
0:20 as russian, I agree, that's russian society
as a ukrainian, i agree, thats russian society
most russians ive met are nice tho. u included 😘
@@benr7101 good luck bro ❤
я когда негра впервые увидел охуел
As a French person, Macron’s burp Is considered as a blessing.
Bruh seriously nobody likes him
quoi ?
@@trigonosefal2525 Cela veut dire que quand Macron rôte, on doit se mettre à genoux et le vénérer
@@x-a- à mince 🤣
Oui
Your whole channel is so funny man
as a spanish i can confirm we take a siesta in the middle of the doñana park every day
The worst part about the siesta is waking up and realize you almost lost all of your afternoon.
As a british I dont see why we get angry at russian breathing
Agreed should probably be Ukraine for that one.
@@yeetjones927 it’s a video of someone who has no idea how Europe works
@@billclinton3862 bro it's a meme video of course it's not gonna be accurate lmao
@@yeetjones927 It’s not even funny though, there is 0 originality
We’re supposed to be rival countries throughout history, I think that’s the point
I was having a bad day and this short video made it… thank you I guess lol
good one, also bro don't be dumb and start pumping out europe slander 2, 3, 4, 5.... this got on my recommended, you'll get views if you make more of these
0:00 "Españia"
I'm Italian and the one about Italy is spot on.
So anyway, what is your favourite type of pasta ?
My great grandparents came from Sicily and the food talk is still here and very obvious
Ive just noticed that in none of these 5 videos is there even a mention of slovakia. Love it
As a Russian i respect minorities. What other Russians think... I don't know
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Ship: MAYDAY WE ARE SINKING, WE ARE SINKING!
German coast guard: What are you zinking abaut?
Yooo when I played this video, I realized the music is familiar and i first heard it from a discord video about big black buffed gay people twerking 💀💀
why do I feel that every one of these is right and spot on, apart from my country's one, which is the only country I ever visited/lived in. Like, usually in these videos it will be kinda right especially in the South of Italy, but this just seems weird for some reason lmao
I'm not a Spaniard but as a South American I can confirm that the siesta is also sacred here too
how south
As a Spanish-Mozambican-Hindu guy, Spanish one is SO ACCURATE OMFGGGGG, I'm shitting tears. They literally can wake up at 9 in the morning with no shame, take their lunch at 2 pm and sleep till' 5 pm. Then they dinner at 10-11 pm and go to sleep at 12 pm 💀
god spain sounds like home
@@OGVade Yeah, but the bigest problem is the bigotry of our politicians and cops 🥰
@@muffin_crow sounds like home
Spanish-Mozambican-Hindu? How does that even work?
@@georgiykireev9678 My father is Spanish and my mother Mozambican-Hindu. It's not that hard lmao.
Italians will be more likely about food in general not just pasta, but yeah also most of their dishes have at least s o m e pasta or something related with it
As an italian, i can totally confirm that we say pasta 30 times per second
I didn’t know Brits specifically hating Russians was a thing.
Maybe not Bri'ish people but the government has hated them forever
Its a bit of an explanation but ill give it a go. It's because of sports (mainly), English and Russian firms had a few encounters at the 2014 world cup. However the Russians were salty about the fact they got leathered, and seeked revenge at the 2016 Euros in France but all the british football hooligans had been identified and had been permanently travel banned and the Russians attacked innocent people who were their for the games and not brawls without any punishment. It later carried on into the world cup in Russia where again Russians attacked family groups and proudly pro-claim it on social media. Then add wide-spread Olympic doping, and russo-ukrainian war, and yeah they are not the most liked by the brits.
It’s not lol, I’m British & it’s utter nonsense. Should be replaced with América, would make sense then
We russians do love minorities, just not when they are alive
Bro I'm Spanish and that's completely true. I don't usually take a "siesta" (nap) in the middle of the day, but there's a lot of people who do it, like my grandpa
I hate when people associated us Italian with pasta and pasta only in our mind.
Pasta actually not only associated with Italian and the origin still uncertain, some even believe that early pasta are brought back from China by Marco Polo after his epic voyage and would likely be descendants of ancient Asian noodles
0:22 nearly, should've been "Russians when they see a Tajik"
yeah, this one would be more right
or like, any of us from old soviet states lmao
what do you have against Della Duck?!
@@meme-potentialsearch8010 everything
@@kensukefan47 Even R34 with her?
I can relate to the Spanish one here in the Philippines lol.
I realy like your video btw i also like pasta.
Pasta is a type of food typically made from an unleavened dough of wheat flour mixed with water or eggs, and formed into sheets or other shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking.some historians believe pasta originated in Italy, most are convinced Marco Polo actually brought it back from his epic voyage to China. The earliest known pasta was made from rice flour and was common in the east. In Italy, pasta was made from hard wheat and shaped into long strands.
how you all trying to inprint the western racism onto russia now☝️👌✌️✌️
0:27 imagine not having a good sleep time
I'm Spanish, I laughed and can confirm.
I really like how pasta this video is so pasta accurate, like, how this pasta hasn't milions of pasta likes?
As a Spanish the last one is pretty accurate, mostly in south Spain xD.
Edit: btw you should make some meme about Spanish always getting late.
As an Italian this isn’t really true, but i got a good laugh out of it. Lol
As a Spanish person, I just woke up from my siesta.
Turkey transcending time by being in Asia and europe and also not in any all at the same time
As a Spanish, I don't like that the notification of the video woke me up from my siesta
As a Spanish, i can confirm it
As an Italo American, I can safely confirm it is true that we can't go 0.3 seconds without mentioning pasta.
Your American not Italian
We don't sleep that much.
Now, if you excuse me, I gonna sleep on the subway.
0:10 where did you get that from? We where number 1 for exports to USSR military arms in WW2, We also owned a decent portion of Russia in some sense in the 1910s
The support for Russia in the UK is real.
although with recent events and news the UKs Stance on Russia seems to of changed.
though some of us are still "with the Russians" persay