MSSP - Matt The Dog Whisperer
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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 16 49 52 - Komedie
Follow me on twitter and instagram or I'll whisper the activation codes to all your sleeper cell dogs
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You won't
If i ever see matts dog, its going to be on my record for next 10 years.
Nah look at you you'll do nothin you'll tell everyone you will but you won't
@@herdrugby11 You look like Neo Cortex you weird little fuck don't talk down on the dawgs.
@@herdrugby11 he’s gonna break the record for longest kickoff with that dog
@@herdrugby11 go back to your own countries comment section
Yeah cus your gonna fuck the dog you ugly Spengler
Gotta love how Matt makes properly training his dog everyone else's fucking problem, lol
Matt is an idiot. Hilarious tho
He really comes off as a spoiled brat lol
My boerboel killed a pit bull that came into my yard and attacked my son three years ago
@@jakesock58you’re Australian aren’t ya
@@nicksonnier5895 no I actually live in Colorado but I know the breed is more popular elsewhere they are great farm dogs
Matt whispers to dogs the same way the Devil talks to schizophrenics.
Truest Comment I've seen in this chat :)
So good
Matt is an absolute liability
At times I think that Matt can’t be more crazy, but then he says a new sentence and I’m proven wrong once again
Matt is hilarious
BUT
Matt shouldn’t have a dog.
Liessssss
U always wonder who tf owns these dogs that come to a dog park and try to kill everyone else.
Then act like it's no big deal lol
You mean you're not supposed to simulate "dog violence"?
@@jingokhan simulate? Idk what simulation ur talking about he's doing it in real life lol
@@DudeDudeDudeDudeDude99 right right how could I forget they're just doing doggie BJJ
Us jitz guys r honest with each other like Rogan and brenda
It’s hilarious that dog sexuality is one of the few topics Matt and Shane have genuine tense discussions about.
Man listening to these podcasts has really helped my life lately. I was listening to some MSSP and I started getting a headache. Then I heard Shanes voice in my head telling me headaches are fucking gay. And then I didn't have a headache. Fucking magical.
imagining another mans voice in our head and doing everything it tells you is pretty fcukin gay
Relax dude, emotions are gay
Plus you get the added bonus of listening to them discuss dogs giving eachother blowjobs
7:20 People saying Matt's crazy for how he raises his dog, i think he's crazy cause he implied an HDMI cable is 100$
I worked at best buy in 2010 they did try that shit for a while.
Yea ik it’s like 6 bucks wtf
Some cables really do cost that much for some God awful reason
@@Zure467 lmao they sure did. I saw an expose' on the news over a display setup to show the "difference" between a gold plated HDMIqia++ and regular ones. Turns out the regular TV was set to 720p and also wasn't using the hdmi input lol
😂😂😂😂😂
Matt is the reason some places ban pit bulls 😂😂
I think pit bulls are the reason that some places ban pit bulls.
Put bulls do a good enough job themselves getting banned.
Nah I think it’s cuz they rip kids faces off all the time
@@B.C.101 lmao nah bro. Violence comes as naturally to pitbulls as herding comes to an Australian Shepherd. It’s in their DNA, it’s literally what they were bred for. Stats and genetics don’t lie, sorry bud
@@B.C.101 I literally can’t link shit on YT without it getting deleted, but google “what purpose were pitbulls bred for” or “lethal pitbull attack rates vs other breeds.” If you’re actually interested in learning about these facts, there is plenty of info out there, in better formats than asking a stranger on CZcams lol. But I have a feeling you’re not actually interested in learning or changing your mind on the issue.
Matt is insane dude
That's why we love him. It's so rare to hear someone be so honest.
My dog Zeke loved wrestling other dogs to the ground, letting them up, and taking them down again. Big strong Lab. Zero aggression, but man, he could really get a group of dogs riled up. We tried to “teach him a lesson” by putting him in a fenced-in area with a dog person and her really big male tough guy Rotty. He was about 20 pounds bigger than Zeke. Zeke wrestled him to the ground twice with his mouth over the dog’s throat. Finally she pulled her dog out of the enclosure and said we can’t keep going. We were hoping he’d learn to moderate his behavior but that didn’t work. Nothing to do. Zeke just loved wrestling and he was too big and good at it. He was the Brock Lesnar of dogs. Had some real dog buddies who also loved wrestling. They’d grapple until they got tired, rested, wrestled again. Like 100 pound puppies. He finally died of cancer. It wrestled him to the ground, unfortunately. I cried for days after putting him down.
Bark Lesner. Zeke found a pack of boys just as rowdy as him before he passed so he lived his life to the fullest. RIP
Was Zeke a lab or a "lab mix"?
@@travismcnasty4239 Pure Lab. Hunting genes. His breeder developed specialty Labs and Zeke was a line dedicated to hunting geese. So he was really big, muscular, and really resistant to cold. People around here generally hunt geese with Chesapeakes, who can be difficult around people. Labs like Zeke are just happy and not aggressive to people or dogs. Zeke was a very tall, long, chesty American Lab with a longish snout and superior nose. Best nose on any dog I’ve ever had.
Long live Zeke🫡
Rest in pawer Zekers
Matt's basically like if u dont let my pitbull maul ur dog untill i feel its enough ur a bad dog owner and dont know how to raise them..........ok sure buddy😂
Matt has totally misinterpreted Cesar Milan's advice lmao. I don't know where he got the idea that you should let dogs snap at each other. Cesar's entire show is about how to make sure your dog is calm and balanced and submissive to humans. At no point in the dog whisperer would Cesar see a dog biting another dog and be like "alright let's see where this is going," he'd jump right in and end it.
"how to pay for other people's vet bills by Matt"
yeah Matt is in the wrong here. Pits and similar breeds need ALOT more hands on training than other dogs. He should go to the park with a training collar.
“Me and this guy are gonna fight in front of all these dogs” little things like that make the Shaaman comedic gold
Matt must have balls the size of the sun to go to these dog parks knowing what’s gonna happen 😂
Matt owning a pitbull makes sense
Me and this guy are going to fight in front of all these dogs 💀
Str8 up!
I always thought people like this at dog parks were just oblivious assholes but hearing this knowing there’s a bunch of Matt’s at the dog park knowing their dog is terrorizing the family dog is hilarious now.
You think it’s hilarious? Until it happens to your dog maybe.
Sounds like you idealise Matt too much.
@@station-7just because it’s wrong doesn’t mean it’s not funny
Hearing Matt justify his dog trying to rip another dogs head off is hilarious
Multiple dogs with issues (by his own admission) and he doesn't think he's the problem. Amazing.
Gay Actor Michael Douglas meets the Dawgz
You don’t get bad Pitbulls, only bad McCuskies
Start selling pits at mccuskie puppies
Joe dirt with a pitbull
So matt definitely melted his brain on drugs at an extremely young age, right?
this is common knowledge
@@BurnedSpace is it common knowledge to matt though?
Whatever the guy did he's really sharp. I only started listening to these guys recently but the references that they make to movies and like social events are exceptional.
@@billyin4c514 "he watched a lot of tv and movies bro, hes sharp as a rock"
@@billyin4c514 he’s funny and has some wit for sure but he’s not exceptional at references besides maybe philly specific things I guess. that being said I do think he’s in the upper echelon of podcasters overall
28:26 this is perhaps the wildest thing I’ve ever heard the shaman say , hands-down 🤣
I’m probably too drunk to make it that far into the video, but I cannot wait yo hear it
I’m over my drunkenness - you’re right that shit was funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This whole episode was fucking nuts dude. Matt is crazy
My uncle used to basically keep dogs as alarms, he'd tie them up to a tree around his property and they'd live their entire lives there. One time I was taunting one and it gave me a nice bite on the shoulder that drew blood. I deserved it, but he went out and shot the dog when I was in the hospital getting stitched up.
One of his free-roaming dogs got hit by a car and had a giant gash on its side. I asked if they were gonna help it and he said "he'll be fine". I could see muscle tissue. The dog sat down in water puddles for a few months and it ended up healing but I can't imagine all the parasites in it's body.
One time I saw one of their chihuahuas humping it's mother and I knew it was fucked up, but I was such a naive kid I asked "is that allowed? are they married?" I didn't know it was her son until after I asked, but then I knew it was even more wrong.
Some people just shouldn't be allowed to own animals.
Lmao
Yea thats fucked up
My uncle had a Chow (known for being extremely mean) and it bit my cousin (his son) so he took the dog out to the barn, hung the dog by the neck and while it was squirming to get away, he beheaded it with a machete.
Psychotic.
When I worked at rent a center I was surprised how many people did the old chain the dog for their entire life to a tree technique. Thought only my pos family did that.
@@Zure467 It's really abhorrent how some people treat animals, I don't see how a grown man can think that's ok. Even as a child I knew it was wrong on every level. I felt terrible about taunting that dog, getting bit, then my uncle killing it, but maybe it was actually a good thing, to put the poor dog out of its misery instead of being a prisoner to a tree its whole life
I've never related to anything more than Matt arguing with his girlfriend about how to train your dog while also being 0/2 as a dog trainer
Algorithm. Support the Notorious ✊
Typical pitbull owner behavior
Matt’s that person who gets knocked out at the dog park
Lmao calm down dogfucker
Definitely
Or the type of person who gets their animals lives taken at the dog park…..
That picture is the best lol.
As a dog trainer listening to this, Matt’s wild
You better start taking some notes
Matt’s philosophy on life and outlook is HILARIOUS! Funny that these two are such great friends. 😅😂😂🤣🤣
There's a news story out of Broomfield, CO where a dude was letting his pit run wild at the dog park and it attacked another dog. The owner of the attacked dog pulled out a pocket knife and stabbed the pit in the back several times. When it didn't let go he slit it's fucking throat. Sooo sick. I wonder how the Shaman would handle that sitch.
I mean, the pit would have been put down for attacking another dog anyway and people treat their pets like children these days… I would feel worse if I had the knife but didn’t use it and my dog died. He made what I think is the right decision and quickly. That is a harsh situation though. Damn
Fuck pitbulls and the people who own them
Jon Bernthal tells this story about how gets really annoyed by people who don't have control over their dogs in public. I think Bernthal is big on Pitbulls too, but he was on some old podcast where he goes in on bad dog owners. He said one time, some dude lost control of his Pitbull and it started attacking some woman's poodle or whatever. He said the woman really didn't have a chance and the dude was just some little dork who was ineffectively yanking on his Pitbull's collar. According to Bernthal. he felt that the Pittie was eventually gonna kill the other dog, so he ran over and drove his thumb up the Pitbull's butt to get it to release. Personally, I have never heard of this technique but The Punisher knows what he is doing, so I'll defer to his expertise. He just better hope he doesn't get a #MeToo charge.
@@RustCole01 if one ever attacks you and gets ahold of your hand Jam your hand into it's mouth, sounds counter intuitive, but you shove a first down into any dogs throat it's gonna choke and gag and try to get the hell away might by you some time to get out of dodge.
@@RustCole01 lmao. on a serious note though I really admire bernthal; he seems like a very well-grounded individual.
Matt at the dog park is the one time I’ve extremely disagreed with him lmfao
Thanks uncle peepop, preciate cha
Matts the kinda guy who gets beat up at the dog park while everyone cheers
It's like saying "let the kids fight. That's how they communicate."
And then one of the grows up to be a murderer and you say "I don't know what I did wrong."
Like... humans do speak English and we don't understand them. Animals can't talk and people act like they know everything they think.
Literally everything Matt said about dog psychology is wrong lmao
“Me and this guy are going to fight in front of all these dogs”
Matt is too funny
Peepop has blessed us with a half hour of quality content, praise be
Inshallah
If Matt's dog bit my dog and he told me this is just what dogs do, I'd do something that CZcams would ban me for saying.
Listening to these podcasts otw to work in the morning is just a part of my routine now lol
The only compliment you can give Matt as a dog owner is that he’s better than his family growing up. That’s it
This is the most rewatchable segment of the pod
I have two dogs One is a old lady geeze and one is a young buck. He always plays too much until she gets pissed and wrestles him down and then 69 him and makes him eat her snatch for like 10 minutes before she'll get off him.
That’s wild hahahaha
That's why he does it, he's really into domination my wife n I have a similar arrangement lol jk
Lol he’s forced to eat the snatch little do you know that’s his kink….
Dying to talk dogs 😂😂😂
Matt is my favorite villain shaman
Dude..Matt is a space cadet.
I literally just cried laughing thinking of Matt showing up with a carpentry belt full of treats to the dog park. People probably wondering if he uses the hammer.
This channel is a blessing fr
Matt has 100% never fought anyone outside of Twitter
"Me and This guy are going to fight in front of all of these dogs" fucking killed me
I’m like Shane I only use the dog park when it’s empty
Shane would make a good Wifred
10:53 im with matt on this whole dog play argument😂
I could listen to hours of the rogue shaman talk about our four legged friends
I already leave a lot of the time if a pitbull even comes in. If it started chewing my dog it’s getting it’s head stomped in lol
Matt’s dog is the animal equivalent to that fake McGregor Irish guy that was following Shane around that one time.
Hearing Matt's delusion on his dog ownership is very un shaman
I’m literally dying laughing from this Matt is a horrible dog owner
"my house has gotten really sexual lately, did I tell you about the dogs?" uhhh...
If Matts dog meets another dog that won't back down. One of them won't be getting up. You kill my dog it's eye for a eye
Matt needs to realize that his dog might actually kill something. I love the Shaman, but I'm with shane. Matt is the worst type of person at a dogpark, someone who brings an off leash pitbull and ruins the fun for everyone. Pitbulls are fuckin dangerous; people care about their dogs and would rather not see them get hurt🤣
Gay
Ok well when Matt shows up to the dog park go home with your Pussy dog
Pitbulls aren’t any more dangerous than any breed of similar build. His dog needs training, he doesn’t sound aggressive whatsoever. There are much worse dog owners than Matt, I see them 24/7 at my vet clinic.
@@YungCountertop this is awkward I was trolling and your name is legit one of my best friend’s name. Dawg?
@@YungCountertop they cause 70% of dog on dog deaths. They should be banned or not owned by tards and women
Matt’s a crazy person 😂
I love when a dog jumps on me too then I feel like the owner starts yelling at both of us cuz they want it down and I'm like helping it balance and petting it
Thumbnail is so good
The problem with dogs is the owners. Some owners expect RANDOM people to have the same respect for their dog as you would for a human child. If your dog is acting like an animal... I'm going to treat it like an animal.
"He didnt just tie it in a knot and fuck the knot?" Made my morning buddy
Matt is my favorite psychopath ❤
this is hilarious
Me and this guy are going to have to fight… in front of all these dogs 😂
Gotta make a shaman compilation
“Seeing a dog get hurt is really ruff”
I would LOVE to see matt at a dog park 😂😂😂
When a dog grabs onto my dog's neck & causes my dog to yelp.. if it doesn't release its bite, that's about the time my pistol is coming out.
Matt insanity is why he's funny
Home Depot belt full of treats line of the year
Matt is absolutely bonkers.
If they ever remade the show Wilfred, it should be with Shane and matt
American Wilfred is already a remake of Australian Wilfred
@@TheStealthyPyro if they remade American Wilfred to Delco Wilfred*
Peepopcasso w the photoshop
I agree with Matt mostly. Dog socially are nothing like humans. Physical interaction is pretty much all dogs have. Humans on a daily basis are way more brutal in non physical ways than dog are to each other physically.
This makes the "dawgs" fanbase name pretty funny.
I like these guys but someone needs to teach Matt a lesson dawg 😂
@25:11 to the end belongs in the comedy HOF.
Shane get through to this man. 🤦♂️🤣
Matt is so fucking funny😂
Matt rules
Who’s making these thumbnail pictures? Between the MSSP, and Bill Burrs MMP. These thumbnails are so fucking funny. Whoever’s doing them, cheers to you mister thumbnail podcast creator. Real men of genius.
Making these thumbnails is therapeutic for me
Seeing a dawg get hurt is really ruff - Shane Gillis
Boss dog living the dream.
I’m not mad at all I’ve known this about Pitt bull owners for ever. Men women white and black yall like seeing them dogs be bad
Matt is a horrible dog owner LOL
Matt’s dog is crazy
Matt does make good points for a crazy man
9 charisma
2 intelligence
I gotta take Matt’s side with this one. Dogs snap and wrestle with each other and it’s fine. People are so annoying who don’t allow their dogs to socialize and play thinking that the dogs are “fighting”