Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker - Movie Review
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- čas přidán 17. 12. 2019
- The Disney trilogy comes to a close, and the Skywalker saga comes to an end. Here's my review of STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER!
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Episode 7: No...
Episode 8: That's not true...
Episode 9: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Disney: "Search your feelings. You know it to be true!"
Episode 10: NOOOOOOO!
Ben....Why didn't you tell me?
😂😂😂💀
The Mandalorian: This is the way.
This trilogy is just Luke's hangover fever dream after that bitching Ewok party
Ha ha ha I just read your comment when I was watching that scene on TV ! ! ! ! n_n
How fitting that it comes out right before Christmas similar to another certain Star Wars steaming pile of Wookie grunts.
This is canon
noneofyourbusiness pal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You damn right !
“Who are you”
“Rey”
“Rey who”
Rey looks to the distance to see Luke and Leia and the gives a little smirk on her face as she opens her mouth and says...
“Rey’d Shadow Legends. With over 16 million downloads, Raid shadow legends is free, turn based game with over 400 characters to collect. The devs add 16 champions each month and are constantly updating the game.”
Ahahaha
Truly, the hero Star Wars needs
Lol 🤣😂😂👏
Anthony YOU FORGOT THE PART WITH THE “Fantastic graphics that are like a console or PC game.”
The dark side is strong in this one
Episode VII = too safe
Episode VIII = too bold
Episode IX = too desperate
Best and most simple way to describe these movies accurately.
Mr. Foot The last Jedi was all those things
Smithy Chris Same
Mr. Foot
Episode VIII = too bold??? No, more like too STUPID!!!
Filming a bunch of random bullshit you came up with while sniffing coke isn't "bold".
I thought this trilogy was a tragedy...
Now I realize...
It’s a comedy...
Did you ever Heard the tragedy of the sequel trilogy
@@ebonkinght prequels are way better than this mess.
Making antagonists in a story look silly and dumb is an important component of satire comedy. Silly antagonists can't be taken seriously, their appearance and bearing neutralizes any sense of foreboding or threat, their appearance in a scene instantly defuses and evaporates whatever buildup or emotional investment was created with the previous scene or was planned with the succeeding scene which is now emotionally sabotaged, while the protagonists are robbed of their heroism since they are facing a parody villain who we are still busy laughing at which reflects poorly upon the protagonists. Having said all of this, this trilogy is indeed the sequel to Spaceballs, except inferior. Palpatine being one of the most intelligent, wise, cunning, calculating politicians in the Galaxy yet reduced to the state of a mental castrate who fries his own face with force lightning for the 3rd time already without ever learning is quite a good example of comedy satire writing.
Comedies are funny.
@@ebonkinght disney is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be nonsensical.
1999: Fans camp outside theaters for months to see new Star Wars film.
2019: Even George Lucas doesn't show up to watch the new Star Wars film.
That's because he wasn't invited to the premiere. They KNEW he'd say what a absolute load of garbage TROS would be.
I even forgot that it was out this week. When Episode VII was coming I felt hyped for months, it's sad what happend to this
Stiven So true man, I remember it like waiting for Christmas, and yea, I have no real anticipation for this. Just something to do Friday evening.
@@maninthedark99 He'd say "They may have gone too far in a few places".
I went over 10 times in 1977 saw it 3 times before my 3rd birthday it played all summer with smokey & the bandit by october i know ever word to the movie. now I probably won't even go and see it.
I dont know what Jeremy is talking about. I loved this movie for Kylo Ren especially when he starts arguing with Scarlett Johansson about their marriage.
I loved the court scene in rise of skywalker
My favorite supporting cast was Laura Dern. I'm glad they changed her character from Last Jedi though
Why did they have to bring the kid into it? All zer wanted was an unbroken home, where grandma is free to fly around space!
@@tylerolsen75371 who's zer ?
WE WERE ON A BREAK
I think the weirdest thing about the movie was it didn’t feel like there were any acts. The film just kept going and going like a run-on sentence.
Megan Jones I hadn’t thought of that, but that’s a great point.
A run- on sentence...
The perfect analogy for this movie. 👍
Never seen it how is it
you’re barking
Pppppppppppp p pppppppppppppppppppp
Game of Thrones: "I have the worst ending!"
Disney Trilogy: "We aren't even considered canon anymore."
I don't think people consider the last season or two of GoT canon, either.
DO IT.
I've already been saying Disney Star Wars isn't canon since The Last Jedi.
Yeah, GOT ended at season 6 for me. Starwars ended at episode 6.
Game of Thrones: My ending retroactively ruined the show.
Disney Trilogy: I just shit myself.
MLP Fans: Hold my sprinkles.
"There's a difference between bold and desperate"
*wow*
Greatest quote EVER! 👊🏾
Arturo Hello
@Jinha Choi I mean, what exactly do you do after The Last Jedi ? Like, owning up to all the things left by TLJ (hyperspace ramming, Force Ghosts that can perfectly interact with the world, the Resistance down to a few dozens in the Millennium Falcon,...) where do you go after that ?
@Jinha Choi How about Snoke being killed off? Bring another new bad guy in? Then people would say it's just a rushed move.
8:05
"Reeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy" that's Finn character arc
It's really sad how they butchered his character when he had so much potential to be the main lead in the whole trilogy.
Because his arc was literally stopped from progressing. Obviously at the beginning of The Last Jedi he SHOULD have had the line 'Where's Rey?' and then gotten fired up to go 'rescue' her. Partly because they have a bond, but also because of his hatred for Kylo Ren after he almost killed him, and did kill Han. I liked the concept that Finn perhaps could be the hero of the films whilst not having any force sensetivity, but Rey having all the force sensetivity but being terrified of using it and perhaps being more vulnerable to because of that.
Not like that mah dude its like
"REEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!"
Your Finn sounds like he's high on weed😂
I am convinced at this point the only reason they cast Boyega in these movies, was just for Disney to brag about having a black guy in the films. Cause I don't think anyone can deny, unless of course your really that blind or stupid that isn't what happened. His arc was more or less finished in TFA, and it's painfully clear they had no further plans for him after that, cause when we get to the next film, Rian just repeated his arc again for TLJ and sent him on a pointless side-quest with another diversity hire that had no overbearing effect on the story by the end. Then with the Rise of Retcons, JJ couldn't even be bothered repeating the same arc for Finn again, so he becomes nothing more then a tag-along side character, plus introduced another new character who had the exact same backstory as Finn from the first movie. So I guess all that bs from the First Order in TFA about Finn being the first and seemingly only defector was just a load of curd then? I am not in the least bit surprised that Boyega has stated that he's pretty much finished with Star Wars at this point.
I swear Adam Driver doesn't have any lines in the entire 3rd act of the movie, despite being on screen a bunch.
Kylo's last line ever was "ow"
To the sequel trilogy: Ow
the dialogue between two people in this movie only lasted about 4 lines.
@@itchyballsack9132 fuck that.who watches a movie for that?they turned the whole trilogy into shit.finn's arc destroyed.
And yet he's the only good part
They did it.
Disney broke Jeremy ,the most optimistic reviewer I have ever watched
I mean...they broke Luke, the most optimistic Jedi. Just took Jeremy an episode longer.
.... Im sad seeing jeremy sad
@Nick F emergency awesome is awkward and IGN? They give everything good reviews
@@marvingonzalez8586 Nah, IGN only gives good reviews to whoever pays them, or games with decent amount of water or less.
hi manley. taco bell burittooooooo
This feels like a disappointed parent finding out their child is a druggie.
@Bilal Khalid jesus I wouldn't even go see this crap unless it was on hbo or starz
This is the perfect "...was the most disappointing thing since my son" moment.
*umm why did pewdiepie comment on my new video?? Confused?*
Riskyy 29 damn bro that’s craZy but who tf asked
@@riskyy2657 come on fo that be sneaky
Never seen Jeremy so disappointed.
Even his outro punch lacked that energy we all know and love.
You can tell Jeremy was incredibly frustrated.
Just watch his review of EP7 and how he acted in this one.
Last jedi the root of all the problems
@@jasonnelson5251 You are wrong. The worst part was the subplot about (Rey Palpatine / Rey Skywalker). Which, The Last Jedi tried to avoid by making Rey a no one. The other worse part was including Palpatine, which The Last Jedi also avoided. The one to blame is JJ Abrams, and whoever supported his vision.
@@rosvel92 The Last Jedi is an abomination, it shouldn't have seen the big screen at all
@@doomsday4311 The Last Jedi is consistent with the lore of the Prequels and the Original Trilogy. All of the Jedi were a bunch of hypocrites, of course Luke Skywalker defied them in the Original Trilogy. But is super logical that he got super dissapointed and bitter when he realized what his religion stood for. And all the mistakes they made and how they damaged everyone. You could say:
*They ruined his father's life (because they only cared about the first world problems, leaving his slave mother die in the problems of the third world. Maul is basically an Anakin had not met Qui-jon).
*They also ruined Ahsoka's life (accusing her without evidence).
*They also ruined Qui-jon's lives by not allowing him to be a Jedi-master, despite being the closest to a Jedi they had at the time.
*And they ruined Obi-wan's life too. By making him their puppet, and ruining all of Qui-jon's life- teachings.
The Rise of Skywalker is the one that contradicts the whole Saga by rugging all those problems under the table, and no-sense go back to deify the old Jedi. Instead of having the actual logical thing which would had been having an honest conversation about it, which the Last Jedi properly and logically set up. Then, Luke Skywalker contradicts everything he stands for, the whole Original Trilogy ends with Luke Skywalker undoing the sins of the Father and the sins of the Jedi by throwing away his lightsaber. Obi-wan and Yoda had told him to kill his father Anakin Skywalker that he was beyond redemption, but Luke Skywalker knew better, and believed in the good inside his father. And disobeys them by throwing his weapon saber to save his father. Then he does the same thing in The Last Jedi, he throws the lightsaber to save his nephew because the same reasons. He believes there was good in him, but The Last Jedi explores what if Luke Skywalker had been wrong, and the whole point is that no matter what Luke Skywalker will always believe in the goodness inside his family. His whole arc is to state his belief that not picking the lightsaber was the right thing to do and that he believes in pacifism. That is why Kylo Ren considers him a coward, it contrasts his overly millitaristic views of having to be prepared with a huge army to protect the galaxy. And that love won't save it, Kylo Ren totally blames Luke Skywalker's pacifism for the tragedy that happened at Luke Skywalker's temple, and for his fighting skills being so weak that Rey defeated him (which the whole The Last Jedi main-plot of bloodlines are meaningless was the only way to thematically justify the point). That's why Kylo Ren took whatever means necessary to achieve more power and a bigger army.
Luke picking the lightsaber and asking Rey to kill her father is a complete character betrayal that completely betrays everything the character stands for without any explanation. The only way to fix it is to say the ghosts of Luke Skywalker was Palpatine, and also the ghosts of all the Jedi. Palpatine being all the voices in Rey's head, the Palpatine power that is established and then forgotten. Or how about Chewbacca and Palpatine, and the robot hacker's resurrection undoing the healing powers when basically everyone can resurect without needing those powers. Then don't even get on JJ Abrams making all of characters of color less important.
The Last Jedi actually explained all of The Force Awakens remake no-sense that explained nothing and instead wasted too much time in a remake scenes that were not necessary for the plot in any meaningful way. It didn't deserved a theatrical realese, as other than Han Solo's death, it's plot resembles more that of a McDonald's tie-in comic prologue.
"Speed-running through the plot" is the best way to describe it.
ASEC Mimosas they didn’t even use force run! Which I liked in episode one the one time they used it
you mean light speed skipping
there was a plot? I couldn't tell, guess i blinked and i missed it
good skips, horrible RNG and needs some routing, but fast non the less
“John Boyega is a good actor, what are you doing wasting him.”
Understatement of the century.
UberHeroMystic right I thought he would have a much bigger role in the movie. A storm trooper, using a lightsaber. I just knew he would be force sensitive and whatever ever happened to that kid, at the end that used his force power, reaching out for the broom? Lol the story is terrible
Well he isnt a woman so who cares about him
MakeUFumble 2020 announcement: kid with the broom- a Star Wars story
UberHeroMystic and am I the only one that just dosent like daisy Ridley as Rey? I mean she’s a good actor and all but something about her or the way she acts I don’t like . She’s not someone I care about
K5 Because she’s near perfect in every way which in itself is a major character flaw.
You can tell he didn't like it cause he's not wearing his shirt
Or how curtain
He is a man baby.
@@rcola6235 wha
@@rcola6235 😴😴😴
u wot
This trilogy has been like breaking up with someone and then going back to them thinking that you know what went wrong and how to fix it only to find that it gets worse and worse and then you just feel hate.
God damn pal. That’s specific
Never been in that situation in real life but yeah this movie just made me not care anymore about star wars
Jonah Buttholeias the last Jedi hurt me
JJ Oddone the prequels hurt us first. Then force awakens made it em okay again. Then last Jedi showed us we were wrong going back in the first place
Chris Rockey the prequels were good tho, especially ROTS
Jeremy's hair in 2020 had more of a character arc than Rey.
The clone wars had better stories than the sequels
this movie exists (ding!)
I have a tshirt with a better story arc than rey.
"It made BOLD decisions" I mean shitting on the floor at a Christmas party at your In-Laws house is Bold, but it is very unlikely that you are going to get much applause.
Hahaha
Star Wars is the Christmas party and Rian Johnson is... well you know.
this is like, the most accurate analogy of the sequel trilogy that I have ever seen.
Perfect analogy👍 I've pissed On a few floors after too many drinky poos, so yes, can relate to 'bold'
lmao fax
Kennedy: From my point of view the fans are evil.
Fans: Then you are lost.
😂😂😂 That was good
Na, the fans are evil retards!
And we still lose. 😒
You do realize there are fans who like the films right? Not saying this new one, since I haven't seen it. But I've been a SW fan for the past 27 years and I love the new films, TLJ more so than TFA.
Do you people ever stop being incels?
For 5 seconds?
So like, what's gonna stop The Emperor coming back a third time? Obviously his death had zero significant consequences in Return of the Jedi, so why is his death in The Rise of Skywalker any more of a reason that he's gone for good??
Everybody involved in directing and writing this movie banned from doing another Star Wars movie.
They eradicated the entire sith order from existence at the end, it would be like dracula trying to come back to life after thanos snapped vampires out of existence. He isn't just dead, he doesn't even exist anymore.
spencer studios It would have been nice if that had been communicated to the audience in the film.
Exactly! Not to mention the idea that Palpatine survived Episode 6 completely devalues Vader’s sacrifice in that film.
@@fecxorfecxor768 I just kinda inferred that, since he said he had all the sith in him, and when he died all the "sith ghosts" (for lack of a better word), kinda exploded into dust (if I remember correctly).
Force Awakens = Audiences and Critics like it.
The Last Jedi = Audiences dislike it. Critics like it.
Rise of Skywalker = Both dislike it
No no look at the audience score mostly liked
Critics and fans hate it. Toxic fans like it.
@@darksideoftheforce5943 what
@@darksideoftheforce5943 Fans aren't toxic for liking something
@@darksideoftheforce5943 Pretty sure the people who liked it liked it as a simple popcorn flick. That is like 60-80% of the normal movie going audience.
I’ll tell my children The Mandalorian is the sequel.
audrey121 timelime-wise true.
👍🏻
This is the way
This is the way
this is the way
The fact Jeremy didn’t wear his starwars cape really hits home
hola pig. taco bell burittoo
makes me feel so bad....
@Ryden what video?
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Ryden I won’t? Okay I won’t bother looking then.
Star Wars: The Force Repeats Itself
Star Wars: The Fuck Were They Thinking
Star Wars: The Rise of Damage Control
Nice man
The middle one got me xD
ha, calling tRoS "damage control" is generous. if J.J. wanted to do damage control, all he needed to was follow the plot threads left dangling in TLJ, which he did not
Yeah this is pretty accurate. Episode VII was a bit on the nose with its rehashing of Episode IV, but it was still fun and enjoyable, and although Rey's character was shallow and Daisy's acting was...not very good to say the least, it was satisfactory and worth watching.
Episode VIII though was infuriating for how much potential they wasted. And Episode IX was just trying to fix everything that got wrecked in the previous film.
LOL Piss off with that nonsense. The Force awakens is a VERY fun and awesome movie. Just because it has a similar style to a new hope, it's still a fantastically fun movie to watch with great action, good humor, fantastic visuals, likable characters and amazing sequences. The movie DOES have imagination AND creativity than just "repeats itself". The force awakens was amazingly fun to watch despite it's scattered issues but the other two movies, not so much.
You know the difference between "Rise of Skywalker" and "Dark Phoenix"?
Dark Phoenix doesn't try to sell nostalgia
Nothing wrong with nostalgia. Just as long as you do it right.
TROS is still better
@@techno639 Exactly. Like Stranger Things
thehallowayboys even though I haven’t seen dark Phoenix that seems like a pretty harsh statement
@@Exype Stranger things doesn't do it right either.
You can tell by his voice that this movie killed a piece of Jeremy
Poor dude is cracking up here and there as if he fights back some pretty strong emotions
I really feel like I need to give him a hug after some of his best childhood memories were destroyed. I was a GoT fan and I felt betrayed by season 8, I can't imagine how it would have been if it was my childhood and connected to memories of loved ones.
I don't think he is the only victim, I feel depressed since I got out of the cinema
Gábor Jeges I felt nothing while watching the movie, I left feeling nothing. For me the film was just meh, I still prefer it over 1, 2 & 8 but it was super rushed and forgettable. It’s a shame because I really wanted to love it.
Jeremy: “Even the lightsaber fights bored me”’
Me: *darth vader voice* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I don't think I've ever seen a lightsaber fight in the live-action Star Wars movies that didn't bore me.
What did you expect when Rey has already beaten Kylo twice?
Do not want!
eating sugar no papa but there’s a lot of noticeable mistakes in that fight.
@@GeraltofRivia22 who are you!?
“Don’t be afraid of who you are.” Proceeds to take the Skywalker name.
Yyyyep. Big missed opportunity there. It also makes no sense. I thought Rey was just going to say Rey again confidently, or even use the name Palpatine for good, but no Luke and Leia's ghosts silently adopt her I guess for the least interesting path possible.
I mean I’ve alsways loved the prequels but this new trilogy makes me see them as cinematic treasures
@TriFi shut up prequels is good with or without flaws and prequels have an actual good story
For all the problems, issues and overall execution of the Prequels (and my grievances haven't subsided regardless of the quality of this trilogy) there was at least some semblance of a plan in place. A beginning, middle and end. I can at least give them that at the very least. I cannot in any sense say the same for this trilogy. It's the dictionary definition of a cluster fuck. I don't think I've seen a series of movies so narratively disconnected since Paul W.S Anderson's Resident Evil movies or even the Highlander series.
skekSo the Emperor you are very right. Another thing is that the prequels have a somewhat compelling story with the clone wars probably being the best era of Star Wars. The sequels however copy and paste the original trilogy but throw in worse supplements with the only interesting thing being the clone of darth vader
TriFi I never understood why people hate the CGI so much. The CGI aged well and compared to the modern movie industry it isn’t all that different in their usage. The only issue with the Prequels were the execution. The story itself makes sense and is actually pretty good, especially if you take Clone Wars into account
@@123GOHANZ a lot of ppl dont like the CGI because the overuse makes the movies look like cartoons and was a stark contrast from the visuals of the OT.
I don't even care that the movies are bad. I care that Jeremy's child-like excitement was crushed.
It’s interesting watching Jeremy’s character arc with the franchise. He started off so naive and optimistic but slowly became more cynical and broken as he was forced to confront the evil force that is Disney Star Wars
Damn.. this was the most powerful character arc of the star wars saga
Anakin Jahnswalker to Obi-Wan Disneynobi: I HATE YOUUUU!!!
Lady Marmalade me too 😢
Legit this is that shit is depressing
“It’s like this movie was made by someone who likes Star Wars-ish things but doesn’t know the lore” the Disney trilogy in a nutshell
But JJ and Rian know the lore.
@@EvCMickelodeon yeah sure they do
TheMickeym Don’t kid yourself man
@@EvCMickelodeon the guy who does the Mandalorian does
Rey and Kylo fighting in the throne room of a destroyed death star is a great visual for this trilogy. How that death star wasn't disintegrated is anyones guess.
The quality of production has never been a problem. The characters, plot and arcs on the other hand.
That's exactly what I tell people about Game of Thrones.
@@carldrogo9492 Game of Thrones seasons 5-8 are all fucking garbage
True
Quality of production is the only highest part of this trilogy
The most upsetting part in my opinion is that the characters actually aren't bad from their inception. They're written as decent characters with a lot of potential. But then they fuck it up from there and throw away everything that COULD have made them memorable and lovable.
@@doomsday4311 Seasons 5 and 6 are great.
Did anybody notice that the last episode of Mandolorian is titled “Redemption”. Almost like they new that Star Wars needed it after Rise of Skywalker
the first 10 minutes of that episode was better then anything this trilogy has spit out.
This is the way....towards redemption for the franchise
Any episode of The Mandalorian is better than the entire prequel and sequel trilogy
Isn’t it the rescue
@@MetaMikeG No, that’s Season 2. This comment was made a year ago, when Season 1 had just finished
“i don’t care if they f*** or not lets save the galaxy”
God if they only understood that
Yeah let's save the galaxy really sums up star wars. Too bad they never show any interesting planets or any cool lore
What?!?!? You mean Rey and Kylo fucked using the Force?
hi yng. taco bell burittooooo
Meanwhile...
The Asian actress, her main harassers are millions of Chinese calling her a Viet pig and such as China wasn't keen on TLJ and kicked it out of theaters 2 weeks in for all the negative criticism from Chinese citizens towards the movie, and there is mutual hatred between Viet and Chinese people.
Meanwhile Reylo fans are mostly SJWs and Feminists, and Daisy and Adam had to get a time off from social media because Reylo stans were doxxing them, calling up their families, harassing them.
So they F@$king ! so lightsabers are now sex toys. And the force is a orgasm. Guess KK got her wet dream. Thanks JJ.
*Reaches #1 in Trending*
Disney: *calls CZcams* "Take it off trending or we sue"
CZcams: *places random Jimmy Kimmel video in #1 spot*
I could see that happening
the mouse always finds a way
More like take it off and we give you money
I forgot this is what Jeremy actually looks like. I’m so used to Pandemic Jesus as he looks right now
7:59
Them: “This movie is bold and brash”
Jeremy: “More like: belongs in the trash!”
The Disney Trilogy is proof that time travel will never exist.
Maybe it does, and all of this is the work of time traveling terrorists
My sides 🛩🌍😂
Maybe there are time cops that stop time travel
@@jeepneygang And they're not fans, alas.
there is probably many ways of doing time travel in a really good way the problem is that most of them the writer/s have to write and question it at all times so it closes itself nicely enough that the only ways to say there is a plot hole on it is to say something even crazier should have happen to make it so. plus it should be more entertaining than just not doing it in the first place. if you have those 2 things you have a nice time travel plot. that means you should have someone that is free to do it and the studio should not influence unless they have someone that is better than the writer/s at doing his job analyzing and having a clear better way of doing it.
"look how they massacred my boy"
- George Lucas
Lolol
true
Can't even copy and paste someone else's comment properly.
@@animepussy8356 it's from a meme so there's a chance that the similarity is a coincidence
@@animepussy8356 wow, i'm so surprised that 2 people of of 24 thousand had the same meme idea
So sad that Star Wars turned into this
Fans: that trilogy was our last hope
Me: no there is another
The Mandalorian, The Clone Wars Season 7and Fallen Order show up
Star Wars has been largely crap since 1983
@@nohomers100 yep
I liked it
@@nohomers100 hey the prequel wasn't that bad
It took me 2 years and a global pandemic for me to be able to finally discuss this movie again. It traumatized me more than Covid-19.
I just started thinking about these movies again for the first time since 2019, still in denial about how fucking retarded they turned out to be.
"There's a difference between bold and desperate" God. Damn.
For me TLJ had bold concepts that were needed to make Star Wars grow. In ROS you can clearly see where desperation was the reason behind certain choices. there are good things in there, ideas, well executed scenes, brilliant visual effects. Unfortunately it suffers from some poor "show don't tell" and predictability. It's still an enjoyable experience in my honest opinion, but it has some serious flaws. Go see it for yourself and judge it with your own mind.
@@ForestRaptor I'll save my money and watch it another way.
this is very true. I like TLJ, because it had BOLD IDEAS but the EXECUTION was off. Luke nearly killing Ben, that was a BOLD idea, and if executed right, could've been a good think moment-if it was left up to the audience to decide it would've been great. Did Luke really try to KILL an innocent, or is Ben Solo lying? But the way it's executed not poorly but iffy. What would've worked for THIS movie, to apparently end up where it does, is if REY HAD TAKEN BEN'S HAND AT THE END OF TLJ. Why this never happened I'll never know. I'm not kidding when I say people in my showing for TLJ were SCREAMING for Rey to both do it, and not do it, but the "dew its" were way louder. That says a lot lol.
ForestRaptor telling people to watch the god awful finale in a god awful multi million dollar fan fiction trilogy is sending the wrong message. Speak with your wallet. Clearly the one time watchers is what ROS is banking on.
@@ic1400 I understand his sentiment but I agree, I'm not going to give Star Wars a dime, mainly because there isn't anything of interest to me outside of the games.
Me: Looks at thumbnail "Maybe there's hope...."
Jeremy: Sorry about the thumbnail
Me: Well shit
Yeah that was bout right.
😂😂😂😂 right
After he said it, I immediately though "traitor".
Entire video i was waiting for him to say sike!
but thumbnails are build on hope
It’s interesting how Poe went from the New Republics best pilot and Leia’s most trusted general to becoming a bumbling hot headed insecure leader and not as good a pilot as Rey by episode 9
You called it here first Jeremy; Daisy Ridley confirms that most of the sequel trilogy wasn't even planned out.
When Jeremy said that we never seen 'a stormtrooper becoming good' concept in the SW movie, I realize that Finn could've been an interesting protagonist of this trilogy. What a Wasted Potential.
Who ele thought that Finn would be the protagonist when he first introduced in TFA promo and not that ma-Rey sue? Only me?
For all of its faults, TFA certainly had some good setups. Everything else just couldn't follow through.
It seems white female out ranks black male in the Hollywood SJW diversity quota category. It's nice that Hollyweird let's us all know where we stand in the rankings.
Rizkirafu either him or Poe should be the protagonist at least with Poe there a explanation over why he would have powerful force powers
@@Vaultboy101 a white female out ranks a black man and hispanic man, because.... ThErE iS sUpPoSeD tO bE mOrE wAhMeN
"There's a difference between bold and desperate."
-Jeremy Jahns 2019
Some people in the dating world need to hear this.
@@headmelon3069 lmao
Bringing back darth sidious was desperate
@@recommendedforyou2936 Especially since they haven't (from what I know...I haven't seen the movie yet) validated the Darth Plagueis "Legends" novel. They might have to in order to re-retcon how Sidious survived.
If, somehow when Palpatine killed his master, Plagueis possessed his body when Sidious believed he killed him; it would make the "resurrection" of Palpatine make more (not all) sense.
But this is just me.
Since he was never part of the plan, they'll need to have books and whatnot come out that explain the reason for Palpatine's survival. (Something post RoTJ but before TFA).
@@RavenChopper I didnt finish that book but I'm not gonna see the rise of Skywalker so you could spoil it
If you like the last Jedi, you’ll likely dislike the Rise of Skywalker
I dislike both
To be fair if you like the last Jedi you wouldn’t like a good sequel either
I like all of them but Episode 1
Ayşe Ertekin if you like Star Wars you’ll likely dislike the rise of skywalker
They're both garbage
A friend dragged me to the theater to watch it, and I nearly had an aneurysm from all the plot holes, editing choices, and stuff that made no sence. EA could have written a better plot than what Disney did.
I mean EA kind of did (Respawn Entertainment at least) because I really enjoyed Fallen Order's story.
For 69.99 they will
*sense
He looks like he’s going to cry... Disney.. what have you done...
Disney has destroyed the star wars we know and love
Lucasfilm are the ones making these though.
@@OldPanther Lucasfilm is owned by Disney you moron.
@@OldPanther had you not been paying attention literally everyone i mean everyone who worked with the original trilogy or legends are not there anymore. The people who had written great stories in animated series clone wars or even rebels are all over ruled by executive producers and hack director like rian Johnson.
It is just a freaking husk run by people who dont know what star wars is. It is not lucasfilm anymore after george sold it.
@@TDHurley Yes but all the direction is from Lucasfilm staff. Disney just bank the checks.
Disney: you turned them against me
Fans: You have done that yourself
ALL MÌGHT excellent
“And while I would never suggest a boycott... boy, I do love cots.”
Fans: star wars, Disney star wars is evil..
Disney: and from my point of view George Lucas is evil
Fans: well then you are lost!!!
The fans are morons, fuck em
@@markcobuzzi826 It's not even a real boycott for me. I just don't have any desire to see it due to presedent set by the latest films.
Disappointed we didn’t get a ‘Duel of the Fates’ type score :-(
Disappointed we didn’t get “Duel of the Fates” the movie we were supposed to get instead of this
Rise of Skywalker sucked so hard it kicked off a global epidemic and turned Jeremy into a handsome wookie.
When you know Jeremy isn’t wearing anything StarWars you know it’s not a good sign.
Helen Hanson he hasn’t worn it in years
Lol!!
Jeremy finally learned that one only wears Star Wars gear when reviewing Star Wars.
The saga of Jeremy becoming disenfranchised with Star Wars has been more compelling than the Saga of Skywalker.
This depresses me
And took deliberate effort too.
Edit : Lucasfilm's effort I mean.
Reminds me of my time getting disenfranchised with GoT. It's so sad seeing your favorite movie/TV show go down the toilet because the people in charge did not know that what they were putting out there wasn't any good. So sad.
Why am I thinking if episode 3 on Mustafar.
Abrams: Jeremy, the fandom menace are evil.
Jeremy: from my point of view Disney Lucas films are evil
Abrams: then you are lost
Jeremy: you will be the last jedi *takes a drink*
*enters Ryan Johnson*
Jeremy: now it's a party
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
At least mandalorian and fallen order are good.
Actually I'm just gonna say it, the score William's produced for this trilogy is probably the weakest in the entire Saga. Hell the weakest set of scores he's done for any movie in his career. I literally do not remember any memorable or stand out scores for this trilogy. If it's not him reusing a score from the better movies, what little new he does bring really isn't up to par with what's come before. For all the problems with the Prequel films everyone knows Duel of the Fates, Battle of the Heroes, Love Across the Stars, Jango's Escape, Trade Federation theme, Escape from Naboo theme or the Order 66 theme. I don't know if it's partly due to the fact Williams didn't have the London Symphony Orchestra like he had for the first six movies, or maybe fitting with the theme of this trilogy in being unmemorable and lazy Williams himself just decided to phone it in.
Rey’s theme is pretty good
Exactly. Music is such a HUGE part of Star Wars and it’s just another area the Sequels utterly fail.
One year later, and a major area I disagree is Kylo Ren's theme. I think it's one of the better themes of the whole series. Definitely the best theme of this trilogy.
If you'd asked me this time last year, from top to bottom my list would be 6, 5, 8, 4, 7, R1, 3, 1, 2, Solo. But now, after seeing Rise of Skywalker a second time, really letting the Sequel Trilogy as a whole stew and process and with with everything I've heard about the behind the scenes of these films, my list is:
1) Return of the Jedi
2) The Empire Strikes Back
3) Star Wars
4) Revenge of the Sith
5) Rogue One
6) The Phantom Menace
7) Attack of the Clones
8) The Last Jedi
9) The Force Awakens
10) The Rise of Skywalker
11) Solo
The only reason TROS isn't dead last is because there were actually one or two moments that I still enjoy, like some of the humour with C-3PO, but that's about it. Solo however was just nothing. Not good, not bad, just nothing. And that's far more offensive to me than trying something new and failing.
The Mandalorian was great, and the final season of Clone Wars was incredible and I feel like the ship is gradually being steered back on course, but I don't want to see any more Star Wars movies. Whether it's Rian Johnson's trilogy, Kevin Feige's movie or whatever else they have planned, I just don't care anymore.
The new trilogy:
Starwars: Denial
Starwars: Anger
Starwars: Acceptance
The sequel trilogy in a nutshell
Anger, bargening and depression were all compressed into TLJ.
At least the Mandalorian is cool, lol
Lol I'm not accepting this, you think i'm going to see this in theaters???
I went through all 5 stages just with TLJ, then suffered again with TFA. Now I won’t even give ROS a chance. All I can say is I hope the actors like Adam Driver can find new roles to better define his career like how Robert Patterson did after Twilight.
There was no denial for The Force Awakens though.
It's like Michael Jordan said, "I can accept failure, everyone fails, however i can not accept not trying."
Pretty sure Michael Jordan was paraphrasing Yoda there... “Do, or do not. There is no try.”
@Tom Bystander if Jeremy pinned my comment i would fan boy pretty hard not gonna lie haha.
Young Nation and yoda paraphrased that from Nike “just do it”
True
Do or do not. There is no try.
3 years later and that thumbnail still gets me 😞
that JJ Abrams Rian Johnson childish war ruined the sequel. I understand people hating the Last Jedi but we would have been better off following the last Jedi instead of trying to cancel everything and make two movies into one
I agree with this. The last jedi was a clumsy sequel, but abandoning the plots it set up in rise of skywalker just to distance itself resulted in a much bigger mess.
I agree, like who is this film for? It feels desperate for people who’ve already given up this trilogy like my friend, and disappointing for people who actually liked the last Jedi like me. You’ve already pissed off a whole group of people and to try and get those people back on board you’ve pissed the rest of us off.
I think the problem with TLJ was that how do you actually follow that? Story wise it was a dead end. It could have been a great set up for the third one had it ended half an hour earlier. But now all you had left was Rey vs Kylo, which we had seen in two movies already.
Overall, what a mess. No one was in charge and it shows.
@@flamerflame6169 The Last Jedi's ending is really impressive because it feels like a dead end that's just getting started, just because it's so open ended and doesn't have a direct hook into the next film, unlike any other competently made sequel in a franchise with an overarching story
I agree... u can still make a great sequel after a terrible film.
reckoning the last Jedi was pure laziness
"John Williams, in my opinion, is never the weak part".
Not an opnion just facts.
John Williams is the MVP of Star Wars. He never let us down.
Very true, he is the one keeping the entire saga from colapsing from boredom
well, it's john williams, the man who made steven speilberg.
I think he did a better job in The Last Jedi. He kind of phoned this one in with the classics.
Thats not facts, its straight facts
Not being excited for a StarWars movie is honestly soul crushing
Star Wars is finally dead. They killed it.
@@KaneK1234 we can only hope on the game universe at this point, even battlefront 2 a lot of people said is good now
@@xaviermaster1 not caring is the worst thing a franchise can do to fans whether someone likes it or hates it at least they care enough to give a shit but now its just void of nothingness
@@xaviermaster1 Instead of seeing this movie, I think I'll just play Fallen Order to get my Star Wars fix.
Deckard Games and TV
These movies could have critiqued legacy and they squandered it. Kylo's obsession with Darth Vader, Rey's unnatural abilities, and Finn, just a kid who picked up a lightsaber.
The best dialogue in all three movies is Luke, paraphrasing: "The Jedi were vain. They saw the Force as light and dark. It's not to be owned. It simply is in all things".
Change Luke's motivations to isolation as attempting to rebuild the order and it fail, creating Kylo and ultimately a copy of the Empire. Change Rey to a red hearing, distilled by the Emperor in his dying moments to create his own chosen one. Change Kylo into a character who IS redeemed, but once he learns the real lesson. And change Finn back to what he was. A person with the will to change.
Then you have Finn be this protagonist, where he goes through all the struggles, always the underdog, tied to no greatness but himself. Just someone who took off the mask. Luke is saved by the will he sees in Finn-the same preservance that led him to save the most horrible person in the galaxy. Rey falls to the dark like Luke saw because she is force without purpose; corrupted by her greatness (great way to comment on the chosen one and her Mary Sue-ness), Kylo commits heinous acts in a desperate attempt to uphold the Vader legacy and outclass Rey. He is a Skywalker. He needs be strong and uphold the world. Otherwise everything is for not. And what saves them all is Finn. Because it was never the Empire, Republic, or Jedi that saved the galaxy.
It was that child with the broom at the end of Episode 8, who reached out to something greater and got a gift in return. It was the kid on a sand planet who wanted to leave home and save his father. It was the young boy who wanted to free him mother from slavery. All the millions like them. Because the Force doesn't belong to anyone. It IS everyone.
Hey lets make a movie about a Palpatine, and name it "The rise of Skywalker"...
Holy shit this is #1 on trending. Never thought I’d see Jeremy here, but here we are
And he’s trending on twitter..
Yea and I unsubscribed because he didn't do mass effect review bitch ass!
@@Slenderirl you will not be missed.
Jeremy Jahns arc is the most interesting thing about this franchise right now.
@@Slenderirl wat
It's so sad how they've made Jeremy dislike something he loves so much. He doesn't even wear his cape in the videos anymore.
Oh yeah, the cape! Dam must really suck
Ikr? I was so excited by the thumbnail. And I’m not even mad about the tease (oh I mean “subverting of my expectations”) because what I got felt so sincere and heartbreaking that now I just wanna hug the guy.
Lady Wander Disney didn’t buy tickets to reach 1 billion that would be so counter productive they would literally be losing money on each ticket. Bruh get your facts straight
They broke Jeremy's heart!
Yea this one hurts a little.
it's a really awesome feeling you get inside when you realise where there's a movie that disappointed you beyond belief, the review about that movie has the power to eradicate that disappointment. it's a weird world we're in where most movie reviews are a lot more fun to watch than the actual movies themselves
Exactly, this is why I not only love discussing movies, but especially bad ones (or even just their weaker elements). Critiquing things like that can be very satisfying, since it sort of combats the disappointment you feel while still releasing it. Plus it’s just fun
I just watched this to remind myself what Jeremy looks like without the wolverine beard and John Wick hair
Kylo Ren's helmet is a perfect analogy for this trilogy
First Movie: Cheap knock-off of a much better original
Second Movie: Smash it all to hell and pretend it doesn't matter
Third Movie: Piece it back together desperately in an attempt to salvage what you have left...
Dammit......you beat me to it
This is brilliant
Episode 7 is the best star wars you goofy ass nigga
To be fair i've always hated the story telling in the og ep 4, you tell me you send a few squadrons of fighters to attack a moon sized space station and suceed? Yeah in modern time thats not gonna work, thats why ep 7 gets a lot of hate
Brilliant analogy indeed!
I forgot John Boyega’s character was a Storm Trooper originally.
Robert Martindale me too hahaha
Yea killed his brothers and arms too dude is fake
John who?
Same lol
I forgot too, and I wish I was joking
In the end, Rian Johnson gets the last, naselly laugh.
I'm gonna be honest... I would've been more satisfied if they made Darth Jar Jar canon at this point. That's how low the bar is.
Member Berries: Member when Anakin Skywalker was the chosen one?
Disney: No.
That is one thing that irritates me about these movies. I have yet to see 'The Rise of Skywalker', but I've heard that completely sh*t on Anakins sacrifice...The only thing halfway decent in these movies was Adam Driver. Had his character been written worth a flip, he could have been an amazing character throughout the Trilogy..
@jeff Why are you salty? Rey, Luke, and Anakin were all the chosen one.
@@thomasjefferson2813 were Luke and Rey literally created from the Force? No, it was just Anakin, he was the Chosen One told from the prophecy. George Lucas said it himself! He never said it was also Luke!
@@ShadowGeo117 Yeah but Luke is the one who gets Anakin to actually fulfill that desinty, without Luke he would not have.
@@iforgot87872 George lucas has said, that anakin will always be the chosen one and that all these movies are about anakin!
Not surprised since the name of the movie is basically “Star Wars: Fan Service”
My friend, no fans were involved in the making of this shite heap!
This has nothing to do with fans . It's obviously made by somebody who doesn't even like star wars in general
Only Problem with that Title. Fans Hate this Film Too. With Good Reason
Joker Resurrected who said fans were? I’m saying it was an obvious attempt to try to win fans over with moments and characters instead of a good story. Y’all are so slow 🤦🏾♂️
RottenHopper which is my point smarts. They cared more about tryna please the fans, insulting our intelligence and mental fortitude in the process, instead of trying to move the story forward as a priority.
The best twist of this film is Jeremy's thumbnail
Baffles me that they didn't have an actual plan for these movies.
I agree!
They DID! Lucas gave them one. They THREW IT OUT!
I thought that’s the whole point of the story group
Why? They spelled that all out when Poe was asking for the exact same thing 🤣🤣🤣
They did they just didn't use it
What's surprising to me is how the comment section remains so spoiler-free still. I remember back when TFA was about to be released, we had spoilers all over the internet. Now even the trolls don't care lol
Because now it's even more of a troll move to let people go in without knowing what happens and be disappointed themselves so they can say..."Told you so"
@@ENB90 I'm ready to be disappointed because I'm gonna see it tomorrow. I mean might as well see how this garbage trilogy ends badly.
Because there's nothing interesting to talk about. Just watched it and I can't think of something I could tell to troll a SW fan. It's just that blank.
Compared to Endgame....a hell of a difference. Never seen internet culture be on spoiler lockdown.
ENB90 EXACTLY! EXACTLY THAT! And it is glorious. However, I might just spoil it because fuck this film.
This man’s character development while reviewing these films lmao
7 : it was great! Everything I wanted it to be !!!
8: it is dividing but has deeper themes! Not amazing but not bad. It’s fine & entertaining.
9: … what the hell
If after 20 years they make another avengers movie with some characters from past and new people I'll kill em..
I’m depressed for Jeremy and I’m not even a Star Wars fan....
Me neither, I don't care for it never did. Although I don't like seeing other things that are important to ppl destroyed.
Life is a pain in the a** a lot of the time, ppl deserve to go back to being a kid for a few minutes
I can tell you as a Star Wars fan
This is beyond devastating
Don't worry, you don't need to be a Star Wars fan, the movie is for My Little Pony fans too because it features people riding space ponies on top of a giant space ship in the middle of a space battle with lasers and fighters everywhere because that's how you win space wars...
@@trashboat5544 It is one of the greatest pains I've ever felt. And I can honestly say, that I refuse to ever consider these movies canon. Idc what anybody says. For my own sanity, these movies cannot exist.
@@trashboat5544 I can only relate to what I did or I am starting to experience w Marvel. I can see where it is going. Frankly it was a great 5 yrs so that is not much compared some ppl may have 40 yrs invested in this. When I was young, I thought this was stupid or would have thought this is funny but I also was a moron. I don't care what ppl like or don't, I just hope if you like Star Wars or D&D they make it as good as they can!
Y’all remember when we thought Finn was going to be a Jedi when the trailer for the force awakens dropped and we saw him wield a lightsaber and go head to head with Kylo ... Good times.
What a compelling story a stormtropper becoming a Jedi would make....so of course they didn't do it, instead they turned him into a joke and focused on making the most op character in film history....
The thing is even after TFA it still could've happened, imagine Finn actually becoming a Jedi and going against Phasma.. These films play like badly told fan fiction.. And I say badly because I'm sure there's plenty of fan fiction with better story telling than these films.
They had a gold mine
Watch the film and you’ll be surprised with what happens to Finn.
I legit thought the concept was good, then Finn just became normal immediately in Last Jedi. No PTSD, no transitioning. Directly a good guy with good intentions. Could've even made him unstable once in a while to make people question his current situation and persona. But no, he became friends with everyone and everyone's okay with it day 1. Like wtf.
Can we start a go fund me for George Lucas so he can buy back star wars.
lol you do that
He's the one with 4 billion dollars not me
It’s so weird seeing Jeremy pre 2020 Covid hair and beard !
*_This movie is much worse than Sand.._*
It gets into places where even sand cannot enter :P
I miss you Anakin
Well when you add water to sand, you get muddy sand and that is what star wars is turning into
You just won the internet, Lord Vader.
lol
“Least favorite of the nine Star War core movies”. Yikes.
Oof
When you rank even lower than Attack of the Clones...oof.
When you rank even lower than The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones...
Armand D those were better than the sequel trilogy period
Armand D phantom menace is good
So I finally got around to watching this movie yesterday. Now, watching I found myself struggling to remember much of the movie went.... and then you hit me with the "T -1 day" and damn, were you right! I forgot most of it in no more than 1 day!
In Jeremy Jahns lore, this was probably the last review he was wearing a blazer for. Star Wars messed him up so bad he just stopped caring and went full leather daddy.
Fans: I'm not scared
Jeremy: You will be......Y O U W I L L B E
Not if we don't see it and don't give Disney any money for producing garbage.
I can see Jeremy saying that! Appropriate comment.
Insert demonic yoda zoom in
I think I'll just watch spoiler talk and call it a close on star wars until i hear about something good happening.
😂 funny. 😐 and something else😞. 😢 oh yeah is sad 😭
So basically, Star Wars: The Rise of Fetch Quest.
*ummm kinda confused on why pewdiepie commented on my new video??*
@@riskyy2657 Stfu
1:52 the hope disappeared. Jeremy's smile just fading away. It hurts. So much.
What a complete mess of a movie. Of a trilogy actually. But this one actually make us right about what we all thought this was gonna be like but hoped it wasn’t: a complete cinematic failure. The first half hour-45 minutes is an utter clusterfuck of events and information randomly handed to the protagonists just so they can keep going with the movie somehow. Should’ve been an hour longer to start with. The lightsaber battles feel pointless. The very existance of half the characters is pointless, not to mention having to bring back the Emperor just so we can somewhat “fear” someone. Why are even Kylo Ren’s Knights mentioned throughout the film like badasses just so they can get destroyed in 1 scene. How the fuck did Rey become so OP. Why is it even called the Rise of Skywalker when Luke only appears once and for like 5 fucking minutes. And what about the planets? Does anyone remember any of the planets names?
This was a disgrace and a complete fuckup by Disney. Sorry for the swearing but the situation required it.
Technically Kylo is a Skywalker (aswell as a solo, but not relevant), and part of the movie (more twords the end) is dedicated to his redemption. Also Ray adopts the name at the end. Not a strong argument, but I believe those are the reasons.
"There's a difference between bold and desperate." Dang, that's savage. This whole trilogy has been so increasingly disappointing.
Prequels for their fault seemed to try to be bold. Sequels for all their good seem desperate.
"I don't care if they fuck or not: let's save the Galaxy...!"
:D
Was rolling from laughter! ;)
I really enjoyed the force awakens tho. I know the plot looks alot like a new hope but I keep having a awesome time when watching it.
I've never seen Jeremy looked so depressed talking about Star Wars.
That shows how him and everybody who's a star wars fan feels.
V a l k This review is honestly the thing I needed. I’m off to overdose. Bye.
I know........smh
Off to see Cats Ian.
That is not a good sign. Plus I'm going to see this movie this Friday night. Wish me luck guys. Because I fear this movie and I'm afraid to see this movie in a theater. Whatever it is,my review for this movie will based on my opinion.Either I love it,hate it,a mixed feeling or just complete forgettable.
Popping in here to say it was great running into ya at the comic book shop (I’m the guy who mentioned this fine cape you don in this video…I mean thumbnail😆)
Ah, I didn’t think to say this until I walked away but THANK YOU for saving me countless hours that were NOT wasted watching crappy films (and also turning my attention to ones I otherwise might have skipped).
May I also add, you are just as witty in real life sans edits!
Twas great shaking hands with one of the movie reviewing legends and keep up the great work brother🤜🏼💥
1st favorite: Attack of the Clones
2nd favorite: Revenge of the Sith
3rd favorite: The Phantom Menace
4th favorite: The Empire Strikes Back
5th favorite: Return of the Jedi
6th favorite: A New Hope/STAR WARS
But honestly, if I had to say.. I'd class *Attack of the Clones* and *Revenge of the Sith* as joint no.1 favorites. This is coming from someone who grew up with the Original Trilogy first and then the Prequel Trilogy..
Jeremy: “There’s not much I liked about this movie.”
Me: “Good. Good. Use your aggressive feelings boy. Let the Hate flow through you.”
Hate, for lack of a better word, is good. GOOOODDD!!!
Perfect lol 😄
May the hate be with you.
My sentiments exactly
Yes