The People Who Killed Star Wars - The Skywalker Legacy Problem
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- čas přidán 25. 06. 2024
- Star Wars has a real problem and The Rise of Skywalker documentary lays it all out!
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The Skywalker Legacy documentary that was released as a bonus with The Rise of Skywalker film has the surprising ability to make you hate the film even more. Co-writer, Chris Terrio who also wrote Justice League might actually challenge Rian Johnson for biggest crimes against Star Wars. JJ Abrams, Kathleen Kennedy, and the whole of Lucasfilm are shown to be void of original ideas. Come behind the scenes of The Rise Of Skywalker.
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Well someone put out the challenge that if you watched The Skywalker Legacy you couldn’t possibly be “vile” about the movies. I took that challenge.
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Robot Head I love your videos brother! Krapleen Kennedy is a heartless woke bitch who killed and extinguished the soul of Star Wars.The irreparable damage she did is so vast that people who loved it dearly don’t care anymore because all the characters they loved were desecrated and disrespected.
Every time I hear the hag speak she just shows how clueless and idiotic she really is and knows nothing about Star Wars and what it’s all about.
You should do a video about how great Robocop is.
Oh don’t worry I already pored two shots after watching the movie
Robot head ur so funny thx mate
Kathleen has destroyed George Lucas' legacy.
Destroyed?
It gave starwars a fate worse than death
Dividing the fan base with politics and poor management
If they want to repair the fandom we need hope (and a good film)
Start again
And this time
Do things right
Remove Karan Kennedy with someone who has a plan an idea a vision
One who does not sacrifice story and writing for some petty political alignment
I dont got any ideas on who
But we need that guy
The south park guys have integrity... Thats the first idea i got
The more I see of her the more psychotic she seems.
I see something greater in this destructive undertaking.. I see the further beginnings of a better frame of mind, no matter how few it is.
Star Wars is so many things at once, to so many people and for so many reasons, and that's just the easy mode version of it. Despite the prequels being super stupid, they weren't boring; the first trilogy we found captivating because it was many stories becoming a new one in a new way. And in every strange, wonderful, and deeply confusing side-universe book or fan film or other such tale out there, it offered even more to consider.. doesn't make them perfect, but they came from a better place, and now the biggest entertainment company in the world has struck out after 3 misses.
These are more than cinematic pants-shitting moments.. these may be the beginning of a rebellion.
I literally made an annoucement on youtube about how much I hate this whamen for destroying my favourite franchise ever (the annoucement was in style of that Dr. Eggman's annoucement from the Sonic Adventure 2 fandub but unfortunetly I can't show/write it down in here because youtube will block it lol). I hope she'll burn in hell for this or better yet, I hope the DOOMSLAYER finds her in there and will kill her in the most brutal way possible!
@@palpatinethesenatehog7086
I agree with ya 100%
Kathleen is exactly like Palpatine, hiding in the shadows for many years, getting higher and higher in ranks and finally when the time came she revealed herself as a true villain.
Except Sheev had actual agency in events and literally caused an entire war just as part of his master plan. Kennedy just road around in coat tails until she got lucky.
And, like Palpatine, getting destroyed by their own creation.
@@aceofspadesguy4913 if you watch Critical Drinker's video on her you would see it differently, young padawan
Except one of them is loved, and the other is so hated by fans
I just realized how KK may have fucked up Daisy's career. Let's be honest, ScarJo is a good actress but she will get a lot of roles because the audience knows her as Black Widow. With Daisy, its gonna be a reminder of the bad star wars films
*"Identity Thief is not a joke Rey! Millions of families suffer from it every year."*
She buried your lightsaber in sand
@@michaellorde5853 still pissed about that.
Revenge of the Sith 2.0
@@SiddharthShenoy lol
@Very Polite Duck PL never tougth about that
I swear JJ approaches every movie he makes like this: think of some random, dramatic, cool scenes he'd like to see (e.g.: horses on star destroyer, USS Enterprise rising up from underwater, etc.), and then tries to write movies around those scenes.
He always cares about the visuals and doesn't care about plot or characterization. Absolutely hated what he did with star trek which previously was about exploring the interesting ideas of sci fi not a space opera.
That’s also an accurate description of Lost. Plane crash! Polar bear on the island! Now there’s a bunker!
That's exactly how I write story's, luckily I'm an amateur just having some fun.
this is also how young writers write
I'm in this comment (partially, at least) and I really hate it
Rey calling herself a Skywalker is a scary case of identity theft.
Darth Ludicrous “Don’t be afraid of who you are.” Proceeds to take the Skywalker name.
Its a shameless case of identity theft
Identity theft is not a joke Rey! Millions of family suffer every year!
The movies have her end up with Han's ship and inheritance, Luke's place as the last Jedi, and the love of Leia's son, as well as their name. She absorbs all three.
@@smartalec2001 What a powerful message to all young girls to see in the movie.
This documentary just makes me dislike the movie even more.
These people are so fucking impressed with themselves.
So true
@MineMAK95 They're pretty easy to spot. Sequels fans didn't give a shit about Star Wars in the 00's and early 10's.
I was heart broken when I saw luke was a walrus milk drinking hermit, that betrayed his own padawan cause a vision. Luke would not betray his pupil no matter what
Mark Hamill himself says that whenever he did Luke’s scenes in TLJ he invisioned himself as Jake Skywalker instead because of how much they ruined his character
@@ShadowSearcher31 Ah yes, Jake Skywalker, the forgotten child Padme had during the Clone Wars when she was lonely
@@focusreaper4685 no wonder anakin nearly killed Clovis
I never cease to marvel at the shocking level of incompetence displayed in these movies. I think you had it right: KK really hates George. She hates him badly enough to mess up her own legacy, just to hurt his.
He apparently trusted her personally. Haven't seen direct evidence of that, but let's say it's true. Why would she hate Lucas?
Only thing I can think of is that she was so jealous of his creativity/imagination, had learnt you have to brown nose higher-ups to gain clout in the industry, so then she feigned passion for his work to the point he was convinced she was for real.
All just speculation, but it's interesting to think about how far a really bitter person would go if they had a lot of power and money.
@@WK-47 I have no direct evidence of her hatred, but her destruction of this franchise has just been so absolute, it's hard for me to blame it on incompetence. Han becomes a deadbeat loser, Luke a miserable hermit, Leia an utter failure locked in an eternal war with a respawning enemy. What awful fates for such worthy heroes.
I think I'll write a fanfic of KK where she becomes a barista, every single customer complains about her awful coffee, and once a day, no matter what she does, coffee gets thrown in her face.
@@FeatherRanching please do! 😁
@@FeatherRanching KK had to make coffee when she first started working . She hated that
The ultimate root of leftism and feminism is hate.
Imagine an animation series (clone wars) with a budget of 8 million being better than 3 movies with a 275 million dollar budget
And it started off a movie that was really just 3 different episode cut into a single feature.
The Clone Wars wasn't just merely better. Comparing Clone Wars to the Sequel Trilogy is like comparing Shakespeare to a 6th grade poetry slam. In other words, you can clearly tell which one was basically made overnight, and which one had several days of thought and detail put into each story, making a masterpiece over the course of years.
Clone wars is better than the prequel trilogy aswell
@@jjwgaming6188 yeeeee but I'm a 13 year old, original trilogy fan
@@YoungFly07684 cool. Original trilogy is so much better than prequels and sequels
“We had this crazy idea...” definitely means it was written by a committee.
…by Lucasfilm Story Group.
Everyone's least favorite colonoscopy is the most recent one. We can all look forward to future colonoscopies til the day we die now. Thanks, Disney.
These people are so delusional they think the concepts of "generations" and "mythology" seem to be unique to Disney Star Wars™ and not culture as a whole, East or West. I see it as result of a culture where everyone wants to be the FIRST or MOST INFLUENTIAL and MOST BESTEST EVARR because competition good but, to a point we have this you're either number 1, or a loser kind of thing that creeps into how products are made, and how we percieve ourselves. Lucasfilm as it stands, with its Diversity™® slant is not working to actively promote any of the values that were present in Star Wars, just ape the surface characteristics and dress it in vague sentiments of "empowerment" and "family". It's insulting that they threw out or ignored what people loved, and took this extremely rushed and chaotic route to make it barely breathing over the finish line.
"What if we pushed Bikini Bottom, amd moved it somewhere else!" Its like Patrick Star helped with these movie ideas.
or they looked at someone else's work and just pinched that
That line about C3PO losing his memory just makes me think that the people in charge of this trilogy never actually watched the prequels. Because it's a bit silly seeing them talk about 3PO losing his memory like a big thematic thing when it literally already happened.
when i saw vader looking at the clone heads in the last episode of clone wars, i got chills, the silence and depth in the seen is unparalleled to anything in the disney trilogy so far.
I have a new disrespect for Disney's Star Wars.
After listening to the staff argue on whether they should call everybody “guys” I realized that no one on that entire set wanted to make a good Star Wars movie.
BalefulUsurper its only possible whenever they make new movies to hate it more
Me too.
"Dis"ney
Same.
I feel so bad for Mark Hamill. You could tell by his face in this that he’s just done with the direction Star Wars has gone.
Hell, you can tell with everything you he's said about it.
He hasn't exactly tried to hide how much he dislikes Disney Wars.
Even the new cast feels that way. Oscar Isaac (Poe), especially, has zero enthusiasm for anything Star Wars these days.
I don't, he's a multi-millionaire who is loved the world over.
@@spellman007 Must be a commie. Rich have no emotions.
@@JoshuaKevinPerryhope he sees this bro!
Yeah, let’s collectively as Star Wars fans just not consider these Canon
yes
When they erased C3PO’s memory I literally cried, I wonder if people forget C3PO was made by Anakin Skywalker aka Darth Vader.
But it didn't matter because he got his memory back and doesn't remember the events of Episode 8 and 9
@@ajaxmaxbitch - I'm jealous. I wish I couldn't remember episode 8 and 9 either...
Yo, had an idea, what if the location where palpatine was in IX was a resting place for sith, and reverse the story. “One day, a powerful sith comes from the shadows, unaware of where he is, he roams through the planet until he finds things that remind him of the past, after getting out of the place he finds his old Starfighter (old sith empire style) he flies to another planet…..”
I wish we could forget that he was made by anakin. Then again I don't consider the prequels canon anyway, just like the sequels
Easy on the spoilers there!
I think we’d ALL like to forget who built 3PO. It was a pointless, stupid connection that only served to shoehorn an Original Trilogy character into the Prequels.
I officially hate Disney and the Sequel Trilogy more than I did 19:07 minutes ago.
lol, and the dumbass who wrote that tweet expects us to like it after seeing the pathetic excuse of a documentary. Yeah, it really doesn't. What kind of level of stupid do you expect people to be just to follow that ideal?
Exactly, I didn't think it was possible, but it's only worsened my opinion of the Disney sequels...
Fine, meesa will do it myself
It's like you're just getting your head round the fact you're about to be executed, when they let in an audience, all bubbly and excited and eating popcorn and staring at you. Sorry, was that insensitive letting them in, you don't mind do you?
Did it really take that long?
My Star Wars stories I imagined in my head whilst playing with LEGO were better than this trilogy.
Karl Larry I’m pretty sure they were pal
Mine were all over the place, probably on par with the sequels
JJ basically is a child but instead of LEGO he has millions of production dollars to piss away
I mean, that's a _very_ low bar...
I doubt even LEGO can make this trilogy better. Here's hoping the new LEGO Star Wars game does better.
The knife shot was appalling. Was like I was watching the goonies, but even more implausible.
Someone had better redo this trilogy in 10 years so we can forget about this travesty.
Or... Just not redo it because that story end with 1-6
Make a new story in the star wars universe maby old republic era?
Maby Darth Bane or Revan story. Material is already there and both great stories
@@alecgunter8515 , do you mean Darth Malak? KOTOR, I recognised Revan from that game.
The handing down of sabers part really was insightful. They knew they couldn’t make anything like what the originals were, so they shamelessly swung these old things around with the grace of a toddler, inevitably hurting itself by playing with something it should’ve been incredibly careful with.
Luke received his Father’s lightsaber because it was his Father’s, he has the right to inherit it as it is but what remains of Anakin before Vader, which culminated in Vader discarding that very relic of his past in his encounter with Luke. A master doesn’t hand down their own lightsaber to a Padawan, as building one’s own lightsaber is the completion of the art’s mastery, the training is complete.
plus, even with all his talent Luke got his balls rocked when he faced Vader. rey always wins everything all the time
Rey uses her as a torch when it gets a bit dark. People light up their sabers every chance they get in Disney Star Wars. Maul lights up in Solo while he's on a video call for no discernable reason other than to remind the audience who he is.
Did they forget that 3PO got his memory wiped after episode 3? R2 is the ONLY ONE who remembers EVERYTHING from episode 1 till 9
I think they didn't forget.I'm pretty sure this useless lot have never watched the OT or Prequels.
@@djdrastic1 Hard to forget what you've never witnessed.
Ikr!!!
I remember everything from 1-9...
I wish I didn't.
And technically in star wars rebel S1 as well, but this is less importnt
This whole documentary is just people thinking they’re ideas are smarter than they really are.
That's what a liberal arts degree does to you
@Trey Stephens yes you are
@Trey Stephens I am a genetic lifeform and disc operating system
@Trey Stephens I was lying the truth is
I AM THE SENATE
@Trey Stephens ha
It's depressing to know something so loved is beyond repair. All due to some non fans just trying to make a buck and cater to an agenda.
It hurts harder than you realize
I'm sure one day Disney's gonna sell its corpse to us, then all we can do is get it dressed up nice and have a funeral ceremony for it.
During the making of TLJ, Kathleen probably said "taking off the mask makes him feel more powerful."
she doesnt know shit
Darth Vader was terrifying because he didn't show his face, making him a huge threat. I think helmet in acting is a dying art
It is really depressing seeing Mark Hamill in this. He looks so depressed ......
Since before the last jedi came out, he's looked like he's just given up on life... it's clear he actually cared about star wars and his part in it.
If Mark somehow had a bigger say in how the story would go, I think all the people who don’t like the sequels would like them more. It seems people wanted Luke to be this big, classic story of the hero comes and saves the day and then Luke would go back to Tatooine and look off into the sunset, but that’s not how it always works. Just my 2 cents.
MinecraftNinjagoAndStuff I honestly thought we would see him with his own family especially training a new jedi which would include his offspring but no they wanted the main attention centered on someone who is OP.
all the legends lore with luke, leia, han........... MARA FUCKING JADE
I agree 100%, but.... he didn’t HAVE to take part in this. Or In any of the sequel trilogy movies. It would have been interesting to see the direction they’d have gone in if he’d said No.
The fact that I would rather watch a 20 minute well written rant on a movie, then watch the movie itself says a lot about how bad the movie is
Oh my gosh.... truer words!!! 😜
Holy shit im not the only one. After episode 8 of the fan fiction sequel trilogy, I was so done with Kennedy's movies that I just didn't even give a fuck about spoilers anymore.
The Mandalorian is great though, Jon Favreau should be running Lucasarts.
Same I did not watch the last one
@mjv Damn son. The only footage I've seen in the reviews from The Drinker and this video, also E;R. But I know the feeling, cuz see my family wanted me to go watch it with them but i had to decline cuz I didn't want to waste the ticket if I had to walk out in disgust :/
When they had a green screen in the desert to have it look like they were in a desert when they were in a desert reminded me of the disaster artist when they rebuild the alley they were right next to because it’s “ Hollywood”
Honestly hearing the people behind the project made me feel kinda sad for a bit. Just all the amazing technology and all the reverence for Star Wars and talented people working on this. It can have been so much better
I hate how JJ always thinks that fan service is king. The Lars homestead is completely irrelevant to Rey. Actually, all of tatooine is irrelevant to Rey. But JJ loves saying “SEE REMEMBER THIS FROM WHEN *insert the movie series he’s destroyed here* WAS GOOD?!?”
JayJay Bootleg Memberberries
@@DamazViccar Drunk off bottom shelf Memberberry wine
I've said that about all three sequel films. "In the right context that scene was cool. But it sucked in the context it was presented" if I was more invested in Rey's character, Luke wasn't shit on in TLJ, etc that would have been a really sweet ending." Just like the Death Star remains. If I had bought into the last two and a half movies it would have been pretty cool, and I might forgive the fact that the Death Star was blown to tiny pieces and there is no way in hell it would still be intact like that. Or in TLJ when Luke faced down those Gorilla Walkers. Epic scene, right up until we find out Luke isn't there, then fucking dies. So ends up being possibly the most soul crushing scene ever put to film. Oh, and in TFA when the Falcon was flying through the Star Destroyer wreckage. EPIC! Until you realize it's a chick who's never piloted a spaceship before. ( so epic they do that in every Disney SW movie except Rogue One)
Well Rey is from a Tatooine look-alike planet and I just like to think that even JJ forgot at this point that it was not actually Tatooine.
I love that JJ heads a production company called Bad Robot and that Gary from Nerdrotic always refers to it as 'Bad Reboot', which is a lot closer to what JJ actually does to any franchises he gets his hands on.
”Were they fought a bit..” Who are these people and are they even remotely interested in previous SW movies? What a sad joke...
Also did she call him "Dark Vader" ?
Maria Isabella I don’t know what’s the probability this could’ve influenced her, but there are some countries (and by extension some langages) in which « Darth » was replaced by « Dark », for convenience’s sake in translation.
In French for example it’s Dark Vador, because there was more or less no way to make it sound even the tiniest bit threatening for people of the time, if the voice actors were even able to pronounce it correctly.
It could also just be a slip of the tongue.
And of course she could be just that ignorant about Star Wars.
@Nathan Jora
I’m betting it’s language influenced...but she has such cursory knowledge that she probably doesn’t care to pronounce the name correctly in English which she clearly speaks competently. XD
Only the biggest fans with the most skill!
Prosthetic Quilt To be fair, if it’s langage influenced, even a fan could slip up from time to time.
I mean, it happened to me recently, and although I’m not a fan (just an enthusiast), yet I take extreme care in not using the wrong word.
I often called him Dark Vader too because I keep getting him mixed up with Dark Helmet. It's only natural.
I remember seeing kylo walk in that winter forest then turning on his saber and i was like wow. It honestly felt like a few weeks ago but its been years. How could it go so wrong?!
Well, for starters they had no idea of the direction of the story arc of the trilogy before filming the story, they just winged it really badly.
Fans: Star Wars is great.
"What about the sequels?"
Also Fans: WE DONT TALK ABOUT THE SEQUELS
What about the prequels?
Bro, the girl who got mad cuz he said “Guys”. Omg that just sums up what kind of people must be there!!! I’d lose my shit if I was stuck with people getting mad about stuff like that
I'd just keep saying guys and not even acknowledge it lol.
Ok guys and gals GALS THATS SEXIST TOO.
Well, look at her! Easy mistake.
DangFee78 lmao. Honestly tho, I can’t stand the fact that people like that are working at lucasfilm
Welcome to the world self righteous 60s shit nuggets made
For people who "claim" they are Star Wars fans, they sure have no idea what Star Wars is or means....just terrible...
you?
It's sad. I mean, you almost get the idea that they WANTED to make a good film. Rian was too lazy, certainly, and JJ.. well, I don't know WTH was wrong with him. I liked (originally) that he wanted to put the OT cast back in there. I actually thought that was a GOOD thing before TFA came out. However, after the movie, I realized how very, very wrong I was.
Jake Dunnegan Some things are better off left alone and the skywalker saga was one of them.
@@DaScorpionSting Oh, agreed 100%. Quite honestly, when TFA came out, I really didn't "get" that they were ADDING to the Saga. I just thought it was some more SW movies.
I mean, for fans of the universe, there have been hundreds of SW stories that did not change the core story of SW - I mean, great ones, like KOTOR - and amazing characters like Thrawn (who Filoni added back in.. YES!) and Luke's would-have-been-awesome-had-they-kept-her wife, Mara Jade. (Oops! She's a woman. We must all hate her right? She wasn't consistently voted as the most favoritest non-canon character ever? Naa, couldn't be. We're all a bunch of mysognists.) Sorry, I digress.
Anyhoo - yeah, had I known then, what I know now, I would have never spent any money on TFA, nor would I have bought any of the Lego sets for the kids, etc.
That's where Disney is really feeling the pain. It's not just on ticket sales. I used to drop probably $1k a year on SW stuff. Now.. that's ALL done. Until they get rid of Kathleen Kennedy, (and even then, it's iffy) - I'm not spending a penny on SW.
@@jakedunnegan the star wars universe is absolutely enormous like they could've gone somewhere in a completely different timeline or place with new characters and done whatever tf they wanted with them but no they had to ruin the characters we do like and add characters we don't like. It's depressing
I don't understand what would've led Rey to decide she's a Skywalker
I haven't even been able to make myself watch the movie. The first two were bad enough.
@@kosikumah7249 TFA was very good, TLJ was ok. I'm guessing you're a Star Wars 'fan'.
@@aishikmukherjee8438 it was a good movie as far as action was concerned. I didn't like the storyline.
@@kosikumah7249 TFA started very good, TLJ less so, TRoS was only action and pretty scenes, JJ's vision was messed up. At least Ian McDiarmid and Adam Driver were amazing.
I totally love Francis Ford Coppola's final quote. Right on point. Describes the sequels.
I'm in awe, it's hard to believe these people aren't just trolling us all.
Akroma Martell For real.. :’|
These Fort Staffing weirdos keep talking about Star Wars like they know Star Wars while literally demonstrating how much they don't care or know about Star Wars and it makes me want to punch a baby
For me it's more sad the fact that they are being given this big of a task , they fail miserably and they will probably still get big projects to work on. . .
Maybe because in their heads it is still a big win what they "achieved" ..
@@MicTheOni
Baby 8
I never thought I would say this in my life time, but as long as I have my VHS of the original trilogy, and my Blu-rays of the prequels, Star wars can go fucking die. I'm no longer buying anything with the Disney brand.
Everytime I see Mark Hamill talking about Star Wars post-LastJedi, I can see how heartbroken he is this all turned out like that.
Such wasted opportunities and potential for good storytelling. 🙁
Yup. Very sad.
Jared does stuff I agree
It's like the Game of Thrones actors lol.
it aint canon
8:56 3PO isn't the memory of the history of the previous movies. He might be the original trilogy but at the end of the prequels, Bail Organa had his memories wiped clean. R2 wasn't wiped, he's been with Anikin, Obi-Wan, and Luke for years. After the prequels, I always thought it was odd that R2 never had a conversation about Vader with Luke.
Maybe it's because R2 isn't exactly a chatterbox. Maybe he has the better judgement and simply didn't wanna tell Luke about it for the same reasons Obi-Wan didn't. That's why they erased 3PO's memory and not R2's. It's because 3PO _would_ say something if he still remembered it.
I wish they'd just get rid of the sequels. Even with the great stuff they're making now, it bums me out knowing that THIS is where the story is inevitably heading...
I’ll never rewatch that trilogy for the rest of my life. In 10 years ill forget it even exists. Biggest tragedy in film history.
what trilogy?
Li Shan Tan Force Awakens and the two that follow after it. But i agree what trilogy lol
English Vietnamese With Mimi i don't know what the heck are you guys talking about. What trilogy? Star Wars has 6 films. Started in Phantom Menace and ended in Return of the Jedi. I don't know what that new trilogy is
@petulant prequel hater?
@petulant Tho i think the prequels were masterpiece compared to the disney horseshit
"The Death Star was too big, so we just decided that we could say just a piece of the Death Star landed"
My gosh they have a cumulative IQ of 75
Well they could have buried the wreck in a big crater it made when it hit an ocean , that filled with water. IDK, the last three are non-canon AFAIAC , but who now cares? Old SW fans don't care about the new PCBS, and all the new moraly bankrupt commies into PCBS have done forgotten about even the new films. SW is dead. All that is around now is a green baby Mogwai, that they call a Yoda.
@@chrisperrien7055 tbf, the mandalorian is a legitimately good show from Disney, but they made the Mando's into a cult which fucken sucks, like the idea that they can't remove their helmet ever.
@@sparklygames71 ... You do realize it's just that very secretive sect of mandalorians, right?
@@sparklygames71 Did you not watch the show?
@@chrisperrien7055 the name of the species is not know smartass
It's ridiculous when they say "the end of the saga has to feel inevitable, you have to think 'of course that's how it has to end'..."
Yes, that's why so many people say that the saga ended with Episode 6! That WAS a proper ending, this so-called sequels tried to latch onto it. To say that the end of RoS was the REAL ending, the REAL conclusion we all have waited for, is just arsenine.
"Its kinda sad that we've to tear it down".
Well, they told us. We should have listened.
I like how JJ tries to dress like Lucas and Spielberg. And then grow his beard out 🙄.
Plagiarism of both film *and* fashion... is JJ some kinda hipster that can't come up with shit on his own?
@@TheEmperorHyperion oh he can! Disney just won't let him.
JJ even models his speech patterns after Spielberg. It's... really gross, actually.
There have been better MacGuffins in LEGO stories written for kids than in this mess of a movie. That's just sad.
The LEGO movie has a more well written story than this entire trilogy!
Clutch powers
We saw Lego Justice League, and it was actually enjoyable.
Well, those Lego movies certainly have better *worldbuilding* .
@@Unknown-hb3id baddum tssss
JJs entire career has been LOST, We don't need to know where we're going, its THE JOURNEY. Well we wanted to tear off our own skin during the Journey hoping it was going somewhere, Not just to an alternative universe with red stormtroopers, weak Luke, Palpatine StormLord and an infinite amount of planet-destroying laser ships that the original 3 movies went out of their way to explain how rare and dangerous one was on the death star. Even Rogue One depicts a galaxy wide search for enough Kyber for just the death star planet killer laser alone. Not to mention Force Heals and the skywalk legacy sacrificed at the alter of Woke.
I lost respect for Carrie Fisher when she thought that assaulting a man was an ok thing to do. She obviously does not comprehend 'equality'.
I liked TROS better than TFA and TLJ, but that was because by the time TROS came out I didn't give two shits. It's like picking your favorite colonoscopy.
and of course you pick the one that goes by the fastest
@@pg9193 It goes by if you completely turn off your brain, ignore canon and did I mention turn off your brain? It's a bad movie, terrible even but it has pew pew pew and lightsabers and me still not giving two shits. I might have forgiven the death star being semi intact if I was more invested up to that point. Honestly, the phrase comes up so much with TROS and TLJ that it might as well be a drinking game. TFA lost me after Finn's first joke and Death Star 3.0
The force awakens is the only and i mean ONLY decent film that came from this series.. don’t kid yourself kid.
Neither 8 or 9 were canon at all.. more like what people could do with a huge budget and didnt care to improve upon an already legendary story.. on top of that, there wasn’t one good fight/ choreographed scene in any, just cheesy jokes and weird sub plots... can’t believe you’re actually serious about considering the others as tolerable.
@@capitalcitygoofball1987 I gave up on the Sequel trilogy after seeing TLJ. TFA was okay but TLJ was just an insult to movie goers and Star Wars fans especially. I read the plot summary of TROS on Wikipedia and had to laugh out loud several times about how stupid it was.
@@vipersuphere TFA was as horrible. It was a failed copy and the foundation for the worst of the trilogies. Don't kid yourself kid.
Oscar Isaac: "why are we in the desert if we are shooting with green screen?"
JJ: "Good question."
"...for another time."
it reminds me of The Room, where they shot all the rooftop scenes out in the parking lot with green screen. They could've shot indoors and it would've been the same or actually found a roof to shoot on, but Tommy Wisseau was a mad man.
@@JohntheGreat123 Tommy Wisseau was a scholar.
Ahmed Abdullah Is a Scholar.
What was it Mark Hamill said? "And JJ just patted me on the shoulder and said, 'okay, go away now'..."? Or was that Critical Drinker?
FANS: We want a good story, good characters that represent what Star Wars is... DISNEY: Its Not just guys people!"
This is sooo frustrating!
When I was 6 I thought of better stories every single time I played with Lego star wars. They were more interesting and captivating then what these guys came up with in their fortress of uncreativity. And that's not because I am a creative genius, but because it is (as we have learned, only almost) impossible not to write a captivating story on the foundation what George Lucas built.
The name Skywalker and the Character Rey do not belong together
Commander Doom agree
I agree and Palpatine is to good for her
In the Duel of the Fates script her name was something like "Rey Solara" which makes her sound like a prescription medication but is still preferable to her taking Luke's last name.
joshfatal I think it was Solana.
Well said she should’ve just said her name was Rey full stop
In the words of Mark Hamil, "It's not my Luke"
In the words of us true fans, "It's not my Star Wars"
Us true Star Wars fans said that long time ago, with "Phantom Menace"'s premiere
@@CanalMAIRENO ok
I don’t like the sequels but to say that people who like them aren’t proper fans is stupid
@@CanalMAIRENO thanks to you assholes George sold star wars. Feel proud
@@blackrigga7401 No. Lucas sold Star Wars because his movies were bullshit and nobody liked it
It's actually sad because this isn't the franchise you mess around with. It means so much to so many people.
Being surprised how how big the Death Star was is baffling to me. It seemed very clue that it was huge in the original trilogies.
the sadness in Hamill's eyes as he said "he USED to be a symbol of hope". I feel bad for him. he was robbed of a great comeback. hell, the franchise itself was robbed of a great comeback. quite sad really.
luke was a symbol of not having to be ashamed of your heritage and being true to yourself...he really was awesome...like hes such a good hero and he does not do much in the final act..he has no girl he gets with..hes just a jedi
@wally noname Hate to break it to you, but it was the fans that caused him to sell to Disney. Think about it, for nearly 10 years he had to hear about how much people HATED the PT. Constant hatred over a trilogy of movies that he dedicated at LEAST 15 years of his life toward.
Honestly, they complained constantly! "I hate JarJar", "I hate Midichlorians, they're dumb", "The senate hearings were horribly boring", "Anakin is so whiny", "I hate all the CGI".....blah blah blah.
It's the TOXIC FANS that did it! Personally, I'm amazed he didn't sell the franchise SOONER! I probably would have, had I been in his place.
@@ChromeWheelz1977 the same fans are now crying for Lucas to come back we often forget the people who make these films are human too not some monkey slaving away in an office to make movies that we enjoy
@@stevejones69420 I agree with you 100%. THOSE fans are the ones that piss me off more than any other. In my opinion - and I only say "opinion" because I'm not aware if GL has ever confirmed this idea - those fans are the ONLY reason GL sold the franchise in the first place.
I know he's said that he did it because he wanted to focus on telling other stories, but you don't sell your "golden goose" because you want to do something else. You CERTAINLY wouldn't sell your golden goose, because you want to raise sheep.
I think he'd had it with all the hate. Those ungrateful people, who sounded like "fair weather fans", who are now bitching about this new trilogy, are no fans at all.
Hammill is the only one who doesn't give a fuck , and speaks out about the bullshit they've done with these films.
Kathleen “Karen” Kennedy is still mad that she was casted as a background dancer in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Kathleen "Karen" Kennedy... K.K.K. ..... Illuminati confirmed
casted?
jaztermareal >racism intensifies
Whom is this Kennedy woman you speak of, I thought the head of lucasfilm was Darth Traya, betrayer of the galaxy
You may have been half joking when you wrote this but I think you're right. The only way you could fuck up a franchise so bad is if youre actively trying to get revenge
Seeing mark, harrison and carrie walking together is so warm. That just looks like it was a walking good vibe
Excelente vídeo , buena descripción.
How can c3po be the narrator of the entire story is he doesn’t even remember the entire prequel trilogy when they wipe his memory in Revenge Of The Sith.
@Gaius Wyrden And JJ had the balls to take a cheap shot at the prequels with the first line of the new trilogy "this ought to make things right"
And then in Ep. IX he needs the prequels' help when he steals the line "The dark side of the force is a pathway..." to cover up for his dumbass story and its gaping plot holes.
Matches_Malone For sure
@Gaius Wyrden
Wait, have I been lied to in these past 15 years about the prequels impact on the fandom? Because with all the prequel hate I saw from 2005 to well now, I never got the impression that the PT was popular...
Like I was under the impression I was in a small and heavily despised minority for liking the prequels...
My idea of threepio wasn't that he was the narrator. It was that he, and more importantly artoo, was the audience. They were the witnesses of it all. Like those two guys in that movie that Lucas took (a lot of) inspiration from. I forget the name, but it was some samurai movie or something, with two peasants who don't really want to get involved, but are there to witness the whole thing, just like the audience.
But I believe Lucas said that artoo was the audience. I just took it that they both were, especially in the original trilogy. And that's a good thing about great movies, that you can take them how you want. And enjoy them in your own way sort of thing.
@Gaius Wyrden I saw all the movies in the cinema on their first run. Except for the original run of star wars. I was only like three years old. But I saw empire, and I saw jedi, and I saw new hope on a second run.
And I mostly loved the prequel movies. Apart from episode 1 being ruined by Jar Jar and that poor kid who played Anakin. I really really liked those movies. Because I (and actually most original trilogy fans I know who watched them back in the early 80's) understood what to expect from the prequels.
I knew they were going to be political. Because we were wanting to see how the old republic worked, and how it fell. And of course politics had to be a big part of that.
Literally the only things I didn't like about those movies was Jar Jar (who could have been good, but was just way too over-used in episode 1, and far too over the top), young Anakin (mostly for his cheesy and terrible dialogue), and that the final turn of Anakin into Vader felt very rushed. Like at one minute he's saying a very heartfelt goodbye to Obi Wan, his brother, his mentor, his only real family at that point, and at the next he lops off Mace Windu's arm without much warning. And then he just slaughters a LOT of children.
Just too rushed.
Other than that, the prequels are great. Some cheesy dialogue throughout, sure. But they delivered exactly what I wanted really. I wanted to see jedi at the height of their powers, lots of lightsabers, clone wars, the politics of the old republic and the fall of Anakin Skywalker and how Luke and Leia ended up separated. I got everything I wanted, and was surprised at how they came for the most part. Which was awesome
They honestly ruined the canon of Star Wars for me and everyone to come. This is not canon. Not to me.
Yep agreed. Going right back to the original Expanded Universe.
this is like most of gt...why is this canon?
said this after I saw the first of these new movies. to me, there is no movie after Episode 3. it’s a shame that we never got to see any new Star Wars content after Clone Wars...
I also choose to ignore reality when I don't like it.
ong EU is like 10000x better than this
Thank you for these videos. I still need a cathartic release of my rage, betrayal, and disappointment at Ep. 8 and Ep. 7.
Act your age.
‘It just felt right that C3P0 would lose his memory.’
…what the hell
if you have to make a documentary justifying why you think we should appreciate your movie, you're beyond boned
Great comment!
Anyone who has to say "I am the king" is no true king...
great one
When the Emperor was "killed" in Episode VI. It was satisfying. When he was killed again in Episode IX, it was stupid.
Greg R Yes bringing him back is definitely one thing which i really don’t like
Especially when what killed him in 9 did nothing but reveal his true Sith face in 3.
The Just f****ng offed him and I thought...that's it?
Also, apparently when you stop Shooting Lightning it's Like when you stop peeing mid-stream, and that's why he Just...didn't.
Cause Rey didn't earn the victory of killing him. Anakin did. I'll admit I don't really care for the whole Prophecy nonsense Lucas tacked onto Vader for the Prequels, but even if you ignore that aspect, Anakin was built up and clearly earned the right of killing the Emperor. Palpatine had been manipulating and grooming Anakin's fall to Dark Side as early as Episode I (''we will watch your career with great interest''), eventually turning him completely by Episode III. Had him betray and murder his friends and everything he once stood for as a Jedi which also cost him his body and own wife whom he had sacrificed everything from the start to save. Serving for the next 20 so years of his life as essentially Palpatine's slave. Then through the love and hope of his son is able to see the light again and sacrifice his life to destroy the Emperor. This is what used to be known in storytelling as a "arc". Having Rey be the one to kill old Sheev, literally makes Anakin's entire story completely meaningless. This would be like if they made a follow up to Harry Potter and Voldemort for unexplained and stupid reasons just returns, kills Harry and it's up to some other asshat we never heard of be the one to take him down for really real. Or if Sauron just came back despite the Ring being destroyed and it's up to his daughter that we never knew he had be the one destroy him for real.
@@death-king1834 I agree 100%
I have only been a subscriber for a couple of days now. I absolutely love the content and your sense of humor. I did an actual [ SPIT TAKE ] when you informed us that P.P. Abrams went on location to the desert set up a green-screen outside and did all of this for "lighting"! So darn funny! Thank you again so much for the upload the insights and the jokes. I have not seen the three films, I take that back I saw about 3/4 of the force awakens. My son who is 16 went to the theater with me and I had been hyping it up because when the first one came out in 77 I was 11 years old and went and saw at the drive-in so I wanted my son to experience a Star Wars movie in the theater especially this first one in this trilogy. I was super disappointed and therefore refuse to watch any other ones. All of that being said by watching your numerous videos over the past couple of days on all of these movies it now makes me want to watch them all just from this slant of how horrible they are and how funny it's going to be because I've already reserved the fact that I'm super super disappointed in them. P.P. Abrams SUX! It also wounds me deeply that he is now going to break into the DC universe!
Seeing people ad lib ideas into these movies just shows continuity was an afterthought. Stick to the canon and stay in continuity, that’s it. That’s all they had to do.
The writer: "Force Dyaid. Handing out sabers. The first time someone did something kind for him in years."
Was he implying, that there were years of time between episodes 8 and 9?
All of that made me throw up in my mouth
Nice prof. pick as well!
@@manolgeorgiev9664 Wasn't it 4 years? But yeah, not enough
Every time Mark Hamill got interviewed for the movies, it's always look like someone pointing the gun at him
I wonder if he could have told them to change the story or he would not be willing to act in the sequels .
pretty sure he had that power .
Imagine what the fan base would have thought of the sequels if they had to recast or did not have luke in the sequels at all
Nobody would have watched them .
@@adamoshea2793 i think he said he tried giving his advice to the writers but they just didnt want it so they didnt allow him to go to conventions or something
@@adamoshea2793 Ever heard of contracts? Or breach of contract for that matter? He already was way out of line for a lot of interviews where he addressed his disappointment, which also was against his contract since most contracts actually contain a clause that the actors have to advertise the movie.
@@danhun7355 he had the power to tbh if it came out they had to recasted Luke skywalker there would have been outrage .
KK hates Mark on a personal level. My guess, Mark never called her back after a wild weekend.
The walker stomping reys face is the best outro to any video ever made
That Edit at the beginning was so good
"The handing over of lightsabers" it hurts to hear this, its like rule 1 of being a jedi that you build your own lightsaber not just go borrow one.
PAIN!
They probably base that on Obi-wan giving Luke his father’s lightsaber which they clearly misunderstood as a Jedi ritual...these fucking retards don’t know the first thing about the franchise...
The worst thing was that the literal chosen one's sacrifice doesn't mean much anymore
they did Anakin dirty
Anakin killed Palpatine man, nothing else.
that moment was so iconic and special to me and sequels ruined it
And all what OT heroes did.
umm, well it still does, he brought balance to the force and redeemed himself. so.
3:09 Man that phrase cracked me up. 😂😂
Bravo! This was an amazing video. I wish it was 2 hours long.
.....
Rest in peace Star Wars, real fans will miss you😔😔
"Why do I still care?" - This is pretty much how we all feel at this point.
I’m sorry but I just can’t do the rise of skywalker challenge I want to preserve what’s left of my brain cells
"of course that's how it had to end" - with Kennedy and Terrio at the story.
I love all the anchorman clips in this video, Brick is hilarious
The only professionals here are the set builders.
Yeah I kinda feel bad for theese guys, they work hard to create fantastic sets and effects... for this crap.
+ John Williams
Tbf the actors did fantastic jobs but the writing of their character was poor beyond belief. Look at poor mark hamill in his interviews
I feel bad for everyone who worked on these movies except the writers who ruined years of hardwork with shitty scripts
Luciano Battistoni Agree
My new head canon is that the new trilogy is being told by an old Rey on Tatooine. Turns out she’s just some crazy old drunk that found Obi-Wan’s home and is telling “her“ life story to someone who is just passing through.
Episode 10 starts like: wow that was a really cool dream
@@kylevarga402 it's just that 1 line and the credits play
For me it's just her still on jakku inventing her story because she can't accept the fact that she's been left there with no purpose
Dexter Jettster
If that were to actually be planned as a movie, a skilled team could unironically make a pretty good movie out of it.
You could do a case study movie like Joker but for Rey. Reys wants and needs could reflect on how she hallucinates the Disney trilogy: her Ma-Rey Sue strength, her never-changing character, people liking her as she has always wanted, her coincidentally meeting all these “legends” and experiencing their story in her eyes (a way to explain the ripoffs and “fan service” from the OT), she gets stuff wrong because she just knows stories (like the Death Star being Starkiller Base, the screwy tactics, the broken rules in space and in the Force), etc.
And then there could be some spark of hope at the end of some sort - depending on what the message of the movie would be. It could be a physical spark of hope that someone arrives that “calls her to adventure.” It could be an internal understanding or becoming content by doing your best with what you have.
Honestly, I want someone to make this movie. I wanna see how it would turn out.
My headcanon is Chewie having a terrible nightmare
Lucasfilm: released a behind the scenes documentary
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent
Taking the cast into a desert only to completely ignore the desert and film on greenscreen broke me.
It's like no one was hired unless they didn't deserve to be there.
twostep919 hahahahhahaha underrated comment
Pretty much
gender/diversity quotas kill the meritocracy.
They actually created an authentic digital model of the Death Star Throne Room and then, when it came to building the set, everyone just forgot the stairs and the entire second floor. That’s amazing.
The High Ground didn't survive the crash. Ironic.
Nailed it explains exactly what I felt. I had not understand why though
It almost like these “filmmakers” haven’t watched a single Star Wars movie I mean come on, they compared the Death Star to a moon like a bajillion times
I feel so bad for Mark. He watched his character get torn apart and couldn’t do anything about it
At least the EU has a better version of his character.
He could have quit during the Last Jedi.
@@Fafnd Exactly. In his shoes I hope I would have refused to have anything to do with it, gone public and told Disney to go ahead and sue.
He should’ve said no
I wouldn’t have acted in the movies.
I used to try to defend the sequels, saying that there given unnecessary hate, but after watching this, there is no way I can seriously defend these pieces of garbage.
I defended after TFA... But a couple more viewings changed that before whatever the middle one was came out.
YOU ARE A FOOL
Sprocket List 🇬🇧🇪🇺🌍 just like the Republic: thinking we’re keeping the separatists at an arms length and about to win the war, only to get shafted by the higher ups from within
Lots of respect to you for speaking up driven by humility and seeing the bigger picture.
i still kind of think that this is just getting fucking stupid at times. I do not like sequels that much either but holy shit this video is just one of thousands more where they all say basically the same fucking thing over and over again. I cant even bring any enjoyment out of it, he's saying the exact same things 20 other "channels that you watch only one video of" are saying. Not even that, this channel was apperanty BUILT ON shitting on the sequels. It just feels more like people wanting to complain for the sake of complaining at this point than bring anything new to the discussion.
Yes we know, Rey is a mary sue, yes bringing back Palpatine sucks, YES BAD DISNEY BAD Now can they please shut the fuck up? I havent came across ONE Star Wars video, even those that dont even refer in any way to the sequels and there isnt one that wouldnt have at least three comments saying "still better than the sequel trilogy" jesus fucking christ, can you be more obnoxious than this? i dont think so. and im just there looking at this comment like "just let me enjoy my fuckin Mandalorian funny moments baby yoda for crying outloud"
God i needed to get it out of my system.
When J.J. says "Incredible Scale." I can't help but think of "Ludicrous Speed!" from Spaceballs lol
It doesn’t make since it’s the Death Star 2 and they have the trench that Luke was in which was the first Death Star
Jesus Christ, I can't wait for these movies to become non-cannon.
I'm excited.
That's never gonna happen
@@Innersanctum_ a certain future ruler of earth and is insideer says otherwise (aka doomcock)
@@zenithstudio6819 Oh yes, believe everything you hear or read on the internet
@@Innersanctum_ I don't, I just got high hopes
Disney: Look at these hard working people, they're human too
Fans: And we're not?
No, for them we are racist and sexist
I am willing to bet that every disney employee has an inhibitor chip that makes them think the fans are treacherous
@@ketzer4 don't forget that we ate biggots
@@John_Smith76 oh yeah sry i forgot that we are even worse haha
Nope. To them we are just numbers
Leia: i wont ever pickup this lightsaber cause itll make my son die. Also leia take this lightsaber to kill my son
Does anyone still regret episode 1-3?
George Lucas's "Making Of" documentaries: -a series of looks into the process of moviemaking that shows us a group of dedicated people that seem to love what they doing.
Disney's "Making Of" documentaries: -a couple of videos with talking heads who praise themselves, repeats rambling sales pitches and laughs at the audience.
Right. In the Phantom Menace BTS they left in all the negativity and all the friction between Lucas and producers and of course that's where we get the memorable "I may have gone too far in a few places" line from Lucas. They didn't censor like Disney does here. Trying to make everything seem perfect just tells me it's quite the opposite. But then again they're proveyers of porn for kids and a haven for pedos so...
@@steamedhamlet You got a single fact to back that up?
@@Stad122 Several. You can do your own research if you're not too lazy and biased and closed minded.
@@steamedhamlet As always, the defense of the lazy. "Look it up yourself and if you don't your biased and close-minded"
@@Stad122 😂 You don't wanna do the most basic work and come at me with a biased view. What is that? Seems you're intellectually lazy as well. You can't expect people to do your research for you especially when you insult them and show your closed minded view. You're not worth the time it takes to explain this to you.
The worst part was when they filmed rey sliding down luke's old home and JJ says it be a cool tribute to the original movies.. But Rey litterally doesnt know this place and has no connection to it. Just goes to show, these hardworking ppl behind the camera, you cant save a movie if the script is terrible.
Also the fact that Luke hated that farm and was trying his best to leave it in the first half hour of A New Hope. Rey was doing no favors when she buried the lightsabers there.
@@vsGoliath96 Lets not forget that she buried them in sand. Which the first skywalker (that was only given a single line) hated
muskatDR Should have listened to George.
Colin Trevorrow would have made a great Episode IX if he wasn’t fired.
We even see Abrams/Terrio writing the script on the fly during filming. Rian Johnson did some reshoots but he did not change a huge chunk of the script midway towards filming.
Makes me think that “I am Iron Man” line coming from Rey was copied from Endgame and added during July or Oct-Nov 2019 reshoots
@@rwinger2481 Eeehhh I'm not so sure about Trevorrow. He may have been better than JJ, but he still made Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, and that was almost as bad as any of the Disney Star Wars movies. Never forget laser targeted super dinosaurs.
vsGoliath Anyway, what the sequel trilogy didn’t do was innovative like what George Lucas did.
Looking at the prequels, it follows their own story while connecting to the original trilogy.
Lucas stated that Sheev was dead in Episode VI. And 1 to 6 is Anakin from an 8 year old slave to an evil ruler who dies of sacrifice.
Someone needs to explain to Kathleen, JJ and Rian why "deconstructing" doesn't work for Star Wars.