Everything Wrong With Trainwreck In 25 Minutes or Less
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- čas přidán 13. 03. 2024
- Trainwreck is a romantic comedy about a girl and a sports medicine doctor and Lebron James. That was my take. Oh, you want to know about the sins probably.
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This feels like a fake film you'd see in the background of a real one. Both in how stupid it is and also with the fact i had no clue it existed
It was a thing when it came out in 2015.
A fair description.
I liked it
@GorgieClarissa hey, I'm glad you did :)
Also, Id rather see the fake movie with Daniel Radcliffe and Marisa Tomei from this movie
Could have started and finished with 'Amy Schumer' Dinggggg
Right.
Ding 1,000,000,000 Sins.
Nope start with someone getting execs to even fund this dumpster fire
Yep.
Broke the Sinmeter
This was painful just sitting through this video. I can't imagine how much you had to drink just to get through the whole movie
I had half a bottle of cheap vodka so it was okay
Without the existence of alcohol Amy Schumer would still be a virgin.
Nah man... vodka won't due. Concentrated Mor phine. It's just that painful. I love his reviews. But I can hardly watch its just so painful.
Judd has this problem with most comedies directed or produced often going on way longer than they need to be, while also being relatively unremarkable in their direction or comedy, so it makes it fee longer.
@@Thesydjeffriescollectivenot a review just roasting theres a difference but yeah this movie is stupid
Not even Bill Hader could save this one 😔
It honestly took me two watches to realise that Tilda Swinton was Deanna in this movie, she was so unrecognisable!
Agreed. That effort is a lot more interesting than much of the movie, sad to say.
....and hot.
You watched this twice? Wow!
I also didn’t know until i watched the sins videos
I know right. Im so accustomed to the "David Bowie" Tilda Swinton. Which is just as sexy
Just different.
Trainwreck: *exists*
Everyone: "I don't even know who you are."
no facts 😂
Damnn 😂
The title is referencing its' lack of hypetrain
That's due to the extreme medical treatments needed to forget this movie existed... which we all now need again.
It was a good movie and made 140 million on a 35 budget.
So she got an article to write, dated the guy for SIX WEEKS, got the article cancelled, re read and picked up and then finally printed a couple more weeks after that?
The real sin here is how she can afford to eat if she only works once every 2 months
She copied the plot from 'how to lose a guy in 10 days' which was actually a fun movie.
I have never been able to figure out how Amy Schumer has ever gotten any form of fame.
She's like the itch on your back you can't scratch, it's irritating, and you'll do anything to get it to stop😮💨
Not even the casting couch can explain it. Blech 🤮
By stealing jokes from people who actually have talent.
@@keeganshigh buuurn! with the refreshing aftertaste of truth
To be fair, she can act. Her standup is abysmal. I feel pretty is a much better example.
holy shit this just goes to show that no matter how much help you get by being a nepo baby you still cant pull strings together to make someone talented
Having a movie with Brie Larson, Randall Park, Marisa Tomei, and Tilda Swinton, but it's this and not a MCU movie. *Ding*
Exactly 💯👏🏼 exactly lol
Except for the Brie Larson part!
83% on rotten tomatoes! Greatest injustice I've ever seen.
Yeah... right as I heard that... rotten tomatoes should never be taken seriously again
It's rotten tomatoes so not surprised
@@Thesydjeffriescollective
Are you saying you did take them seriously at some point?
@@Thesydjeffriescollectivehm
Never saw this shit smear.... now that I know Ezra Miller is also in it, I will still never watch it but it will now induce a slightly stronger gag reflex when brought up.
7 and a half minutes in and I checked the time to see how much more of this movie I had to sit through. I respect you made it through all of it enough times to sin it for us.
Jeremy: Lebron don't you have some playoff games to lose. 🤣
I mean trainwreck, starring Amy Schumer. This is so unbelieveably apt you literally couldn't even make this up.
A movie called Trainwreck is not an action movie about trying to stop two runaway trains about to crash into each other. I feel like this is a sin.
For real, with a name like that it should squeal to Speed 2 or Under Siege 2.
I personally liked this movie, but that is the best critique I've ever heard about it.
10,000 sins for making Tilda Swinton look like Allison Janney
I legit thought that was Toni Collette!
I didn't recognize her with make up on until he said "Tilda".
Without my glasses on she looked like Marg Helgenberger
I watched this solely because Bill Hader is in it and I have such a crush on him that I made a commitment to watch everything he’s in
Tilda playing against type was the one thing I enjoyed from this movie
I will never get over the fact they dragged Tilda Swinton into this.
I want to thank cinemasins and the sin 204 for reminding me that I forgot my cup of tea in the kitchen. Best thing about this movie.
Great video by the way as always
How was the tea? Was it cold?
@Giran023 sadly yes
I remember reading an 'Ask Reddit' thread once that asked 'name an unfunny female comedian'?
All answers were 'Amy Schumer'
Amy Schumer was funny until she became popular.
@@13orangeroo well there is that
6 'super-heroes' in this movie: Tilda Swinton, John Cena, Brie Larson, Randall Park, Pete Davidson, Ezra Miller. (yeah, Park is borderline, but it's my list.)
Exactly 💯👏🏼
I dunno if I can even make it through this. What a trainwr-ohhhhhh
It was meta the whole time! 😂
I love that they were able to get top athletes like LeBron James and John Cena in this movie. Also, Pete Davidson has one of his first screen roles, and a pre Oscar Brie Larson is Amy's more responsible sister.
It is filled with excellent cameos.
When was John Cena a top athlete
Thanks for listing the cast and all the famous people we just saw in the video, I would have never known who any if them were
i never saw this, but it looks like a total OHHHH YOU ALMOST GOT ME
I just watched more of this movie than I ever planned on……..
The things I do for Cinema Sins!! 😳😉
That large coffee cup and/or bowl is now all I can think about
Remove Amy Schumer, insert...I dont know Kristen Wiig? No, even better, Anna Kendrick or hell, Anna Faris! now at least becomes watchable.
Am I the only one who thinks Lebron looks AI in this?
I totally said that, he looks so fake.
I can see it, but it was make up
I actually laughed out loud with the teacup tirade you went on.
"let jam all these famous people into one movie, thats how we make good cine right?" -amy schemer probably
Pretty sure that was the entire premise behind Movie 43, which was awful despite having so many big names in it
Cine?
@@CodyFairlessLee a film
@@cataclysm7256 I thought you were trying to say “cinema”.
0:27 unlocked an old memory. I remember seeing that clip advertising the movie on tv. I didn't watch the ad long enough to see the title at the time, and I could of went the rest of my life not needing to know
I remember trying to like this movie because I heard some Amy Schumer clips on a Sirius Radio comedy channel. I tried REAL hard to enjoy this movie. Every few years, I give a rom com the opportunity to change my mind on the entire genre and it's films like these that tell me I'm right to avoid them.
River of Dreams is awesome. Fight me, Sin Boy.
Can confirm that River of Dreams is an absolute classic. They have no right.
9:10 ... It's an AMY SCHUMER movie!! Sorry Jeremy, but wtf did you expect?? Lol THIS IS WHAT SHE DOES!!!
I know a movie is terrible when even the sins video makes me say, "Is this still going?"
Very true.
“River Of Dreams” is bangin!
If this film is a Trainwreck, then I doubt these sins will help put it back on track.
I submit that they absolutely are not meant to do so. To me, videos like this for movies like this are a form of vengeance against the total freaking stupidity used as acts of contrition against the average viewers, who just want to watch something GOOD and were COMPLETELY DENIED this VERY SIMPLE REQUEST!!
This movie deserves so many more sins.
I love your videos! Have been watching from the beginning! Another awesome video❤
I DEMAND A STOLEN JOKE BONUS ROUND!!!
dissing River of Dreams was uncalled for
Ha, whoever named this movie '' TrainWreck" deserves a medal , because according to CinemaSins that is exactly what this movie is , ironic right ? lol !😂
Add 2000 to Cinema Sins sin tally for censoring words THAT DO NOT NEED TO BE CENSORED!
Cena’s Grinder joke is still funny to me 😂
"Never once paid for drugs....."
" Not once"
I have never seen an Amy Schumer film. Having seen this, I am glad and will continue to not watch them. Thank you. 🙂
If the goal was to make Amy’s character as unlikable as possible, they nailed it.
I read a review of the film once which essentially implied the Apatowian formula - starts off hilarious before de-evolving into a predictable rom com.
I had absolutely no idea that Brie Larson is in this movie.
Mike Birbiglia, a pretty funny stand-up comedian, plays her husband and he is even more forgettable.
Damn, Jeremy. You deserve combat pay for sitting through this. It's painful to watch just the excerpts.
The pure talent of Tilda Swinton and bill Hader absolutely wasted and don't get me started with Tim meadows!
Thank you for the Bluey soundbite. I bet it was trifficult is use.
2:27 Ant-Man character says Dr. Conners 😅
Could have just said everything, given it a million sins and saved yourself the effort.
The ultimate crossover, you have peacemaker, captain marvel, and the flash in one movie 🤯
Thank you, CInemaSins, for watching these shitty films, and doing so several times, in some cases, so that I don't have too! I love your videos, and the time and effort saved!
I Love your show, and I can’t even make it through an Amy Schumer movie recap.
I have watched many a movies in my not too long lifespan, but I've only regretted the time spent on a handful of them. Trainwreck is top of the list of my regrets 😂
The title is what most people think of that movie. 😂
Trainwreck: A perfect name for any Amy Schumer movie.
I can’t wait for the megamind 2 sinning
10:25 i watched half this movie before finally realizing it wasn't going anywhere, and i honestly didn't believe it was tilda swinton, because i thought she would have a much better character in anything she's in
Naming your movie “train wreck” to take advantage of the inevitable reviews is pretty smart.
Even the sins video of this movie feels like it was 5 hours long. I had successfully wiped this from my memory 💀
4:26, absolutely beautiful thing to comment on. love it.
@17:50 hits different after that John Oliver upload about doctors
Amy Shumer in it - 10000 sins
That number is a tad low
HI CinemaSins!!!!
12:22 aw man they dragged Method Man into this shit
That shit hurts my heart.
I read about the making of this movie. He really wanted to be in it. No one dragged him or anyone else into it.
I liked him in Garden State
@@slayerduval1 didn’t know that, thanks for the clarification.
this is my favorite comedy
Trainwreck pretends to be a precursor of the films Hollywood churns out today, and it can only go downhill from here.
25 minutes and 52 seconds more of seeing Amy then I EVER want to see again.
Thanks for your pain and sufferring watching this trainwreck.
Sadly, it's one of her best work, if not the best !
Cinimasins decided to review my marriage
Thank you for your sacrifice.
Wow went hard on this one huh lol
The only time I heard about this movie was the Lafayette Theater Shooting back in 2015
Related to Chuck Schumer 100*Ding
Roll Trainwreckits!
Here are all the audio outtake clips at the end:
1 (24:23): Friends, "The One Where Ross Got High" (season 6, episode 9; NBC, 25th November 1999)
2 (24:28): Bodies Bodies Bodies (A24, 2022)
3 (24:34): Bluey, "Dance Mode" (series 2, episode 1; ABC Kids, 17th March 2020)
4 (24:43): Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Universal Pictures, 2008)
5 (24:51): Parks and Recreation, "Partridge" (season 5, episode 17; NBC, 4th April 2013)
6 (24:58): Family Guy, "Don't Make Me Over" (season 4, episode 4; Fox, 5th June 2005)
7 (25:06): Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Universal Pictures, 2008)
8 (25:27): Your Friends & Neighbors (Gramercy Pictures, 1998)
9 (25:30): Jackie Brown (Miramax, 1997)
10 (25:40): Snowpiercer (English dub; CJ Entertainment, 2014)
11 (25:49): Knocked Up (Universal Pictures, 2007)
The entirety of superhero Hollywood in a single cast
I was about to say that
I think The Martian has that record
#1 sin: she has a starring role in a movie.
This movie changed so many careers after this 😅
Amy Schumer is a terrible person in real life.
The way movies are going, these videos will soon be longer than the movies they're sinning! 😄
The film is called Trainwreck because Amy Schumer is in it.
Was that a random Andre Stoudemire thing or what?
Collin Quinn is a legend. Remove 5 sins
how does this movie have so many famous actors and ive never known it existed. how did they get so many people on this movie what the flip
You should do PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie. It came out last year, and I feel like you could sin it in less than 40 or 30 minutes.
I love this channel, but this movie is soo terrible that I can't even make it through the sins
Amy Schumer. DING! Ezra Miller. DING! All the bigotry. DING!
The title of the movie was everyone’s warning.
This hurt. This review on this film hurt. Amy WROTE this? Only Jackie Chan can have a main character named after him.
@cinemasins please do one on The Warriors 1979
I fill sorry for comcast ! .. lol it gets dinged no matter what!😅😂 no getting passed Cinema Sins
So many great funny people, why did they include Amy?
I'm adding 300.2 million sins because this movie stars Amy Schumer.
I appreciate this movie because it has been a good damn minute since Cinemasins felt this enjoyably acerbic. I missed something that really got under their skin.