Everything Wrong With Bird Box In 18 Minutes Or Less
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- čas přidán 11. 02. 2019
- Did you see it/them? I hope not, because you are dead. What? I know, right? This movie is BONKERS.
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The amount of safety regulations you'd have to overlook to allow the construction of a school for the blind deep in the woods next to a violent river leaves me without words.
MoonStar the school for the blind was already there😂
@@bangaripinkoutsold6547 Yes. What he means is why would they build a blind school in a place like that.
It's like a boarding school in the woods, similar to a camp.
It makes sense that it would be difficult to get to currently because nobody has been able to maintain the paths and roads in over 5 years, which means all of that stuff has been overgrown and hidden by the forest.
They can't overlook it if they cant see ;)
buahahaha! Good point lol!
How to beat Bird Box:
Step 1: Hold a hand-held mirror in front of your face.
Step 2: Make the monsters look at the mirror.
Step 3: Wait for the monsters to kill themselves.
Step 4: *Profit.*
Step 5: tea bag
yes
Step 6: loot the corpses
Genius time.....
Wasn't that how they beat Bloody Mary in Supernatural?
"If this whole thing started in russia, then why are the grocery stores HERE so packed?"
*fast forward to 2020 corona outbreak*
I thought the same thing lol
Oh yea! So, who gets the sins now, Jethro?????
Thats honestly what i was thinking.
😂😂😂😂
the should have mentioned if the toilet paper was gone in bird box lol
the only thing that i liked about this movie was that the birds survived
*happy bird noises*
birb
In the Kardashian version one of them...One made them into food because she thought they were chickens...
@@fallenstranger4735 should i be disgusted or entertained
Me too
Also it bothers me that Marlorie litterally raised these two children for 5 years, but the way she talks to them and interacts, it looks like she just found them yesterday.
@Lucario327 Dude, you knew it wasn't gonna be 69 for too long
Shalfoshizzle the reason she did that was so that she didn’t “love” them and the monster could use it against her
Yeah it's addressed in the movie? She deliberately does this to not allow bonds to be too strong, she's heard the rumours, she's seen things first hand and had personal reports of loved ones being used against them by the monsters. Had she have been too affectionate the kids probably would've died by the end especially the last 20 minutes scene. You can see her finally thinking she could potentially start being a proper mother once she's in the final area of the movie and they are finally safe for good
Michael Evans So if she does care for the kids they’re somehow more prone to be mentally challenged and look at the demons they’ve been raised since birth not to look at? 😂 And this isn’t even mentioning the fact that if she doesn’t care for them then WHY THE HELL DID SHE RAISE THEM FOR FIVE YEARS LMAO
It's so if they die she can keep going
How did he not mention that Malorie completely disregarded Olympia's wish to name her daughter Cinderella???
Charity Tha l0ser EXACTLY! Like I get that Malorie thought it was dumb but still. Ugh.
AbbytheAussie The were trying to make it seem like Malorie was honoring Olympia by naming girl after her but god damn! She asked her to take care of her baby if anything happened AND told her exactly what name she wanted. If you wanna be respectful of your dead pregnancy friend, TAKE CARE OF THE KID AND NAME HER WHAT THE MOM WANTED. Rant over😂
The pregnant lady is the reason why almost all of them died so she doesn’t deserve her dying wish lol
Sarena A It’s not her fault she’s a moron. I was glad when she yeeted herself out the window, but damn she should still have the choice of her daughter’s name
To be fair, Cinderella is the kind of name that
1. makes you crack up knowing that it is a real person's name
2. would make people not taking you seriously, something you wouldn't want in a post-apocalyptic world
3. not that it matters much in a post-apocalyptic world but it would make you a bullying target
Missed 2 big sins:
1. Two little kid that could not have learned to swim surviving hardcore freezing rapids while blindfolded.
2. And the worst ever!! The fact they in the end they are imprisoned at the blind school while the creatures and evil people (who can enter) will continue to threaten them forever without the slightest glimmer of resolution.
PS. How the f**k do you even feed a hundred+ people (at the end) if you can’t go outside!? No farming or raising animals or hunting.
Mark Kazmier 1) is true 2) there were people there that could see because Malory and the kids were told to take their blindfolds off when they made it there. And the last scene they were outside ish when they let the birds go.
Mark Kazmier vegetables, potatoes etc.
Plot amour
They cut off and cooked Sandra Bullock's nose. It kept them fed for months.
About number 2, you can survive if you have a hydroponic farm and a water generator. But that'll be for a limited time and for limited people
Another sin:
She literally called the kids she raised for 5 years already “boy” and “girl”
she didn’t really want to get attached to them until she knew it was safe so she called them boy and girl and once she knew it was safe and they would survive she gave them real names
Sandro Wagner I know, I know. Just saying, let’s not forget the types of things that are considered sins here
I mean, it worked pretty well for Kratos right?
The Bird I see you are a man of culture
@@sandrowagner9713 : In real life, there's a short time limit for child bonding. You can't just decide to bond when you're ready.
"Asian male is gay" cliche: 100 Sins
"Old white guy only cares about self" cliche: 100 Sins
More like "Old white guy is an asshole, but ultimately wise" cliche: 100 sins.
@@presidentialcampaignmusic1018 You dont't know what a cliche is, do you. 🤦♂️
Placid2 Gaming that’s the most racist shit I’ve heard 😂😂
@@ZorahMadara You have very little life experience if that even comes close. Smiley face smiley face
@@presidentialcampaignmusic1018 No Gay is frowned upon in many asian countries Like its bad lmao
My first thought after watching this movie was how good CinemaSins was going to tear it apart.
Christopher Ennabe I have been WAITING for this since I first watched this garbage.
Same but I loved the movie
Enoby
i subscribed
to you
After months of calculations I have realised the what the thing they saw was:
Cats (2019)
I thought about old sonic design but you're right
No, I think it was Season 8 of Game of Thrones (notice how dumbass Olympia says it's "not so bad" but most being horrified...)
クマ暗殺 者 “I thought about something but I was wrong cliché” ( 100 sins)
Lol
@@guykruger1 Dude, they saw Twilight. Duh.
I’m surprised they didn’t make a bigger deal out of the strawberry pop tarts bit. She doesn’t even clarify that it’s the filling that’s strawberry flavored. If I was one of those kids I would assume she was saying strawberries tasted like a general pastry. Not to mention the fact that those pop tarts are FIVE YEARS OLD!
ikr that scene was literally just a pop tart ad
edit-sp
5 years old? Try 25 years old. They're played by the same actor as Pulp Fiction in '94
Didn't think of that, now i wanna vomit
I thought of this. It's artificially flavored with a chemical imitation of strawberries, nothing like the taste of actual berries.
But Tom likes them stale..
So we not gonna acknowledge the fact that 5 years later Tom had the same decent haircut ?
Lol. Most underrated comment
His 6-pack five years after the apocalypse bothered me even more
LMAO
so are we not gonna axknowledge the fact that it says 18 minutes but it's actually 19
Malorie is a barber 😎
It took a while, but I finally figured out what the Birdbox monster is:
Sonic the Hedgehog (2019)
someday we will make this the top comment
The Wise Bread let’s make it happen
@@yetimstillhere43 yes I agree
People started to kill themselves because of Sonic? :D
@@Gzehoo Look at the Sonic Movie trailer.
Or don't, it's disturbing
I was baffled by how they do not emotionally and physically collapse when they reach the blind school.
The children are just like yeah we've just been on the river for two days straight or however long, probably starving and with very little sleep, suffering from hypothermia, and after going through the most excruciating emotional torment just now in the forest, but yeah, let's just go play with the kids.
Similarly with Mallory I would expect her to break down in tears after the experience followed by the relief.
Reminds me of the rebooted Star Trek movie, where Kirk was abandoned on the moon of Vulcan, and found his way to the remote science station with Scotty.
Planet Vulcan just got obliterated. Sucked into a black hole. Gone. The planet his moon orbits is no more. He has a billion sensors that can record the event.
But then instead of asking Kirk if he saw the planet get ganked, he spends the next half hour complaining about how he got passed over for promotion.
Could it be you're just not that good with technology? I mean here you are in a science lab with blinking lights everywhere and you still think you're orbiting Vulcan.
Have you ever met kids?
@@laronrosser294 I've never met kids that had just gone through a suicide-inducing monster apocalypse, no. Have you? 🙃
@@guykruger1😂😂😂😂😂
respect for this guy watching like 200 different movies in a year just so he can make a video talking about sins
HUGE RESPECT
love ya vids man
Hey, but he must be a real downer to go to the movies with.
Kimberly Purcell you realise he is a normal person and not a dick he has multiple people helping him with these
@@kimberlypurcell5218 they watch them more then once. the first times just for enjoyment then they watch it a couple more times for sins
he probably watches it two times fot the sins
yet he got 2008 Iron Man and Hulk ending cameo wrong.
John Malkovich was never cast in this movie. He just wandered on set drunk and so they continued filming.
nice one man
best comment!
lmao
That's being John Malkovich for you.
this comment deserves more likes
I literally never understood why they didn't go back to the house, get the rest of the people ((and load up on blankets and stuff for comfort)) and live at the fucking grocery store. That's what I would do.
There were TONS of windows at the grocery store... they were covered but the store was much more vulnerable being out in the open rather than tucked away in a suburb... also given the fact that most people would flock to a grocery store
Have you not seen The Mist or Walking dead? Stores are good for scaveging/looting,living off the apocalypse because you have a bountiful supply of food but bear in mind other people will come to raid you or the creatures will some way some how get in to kill them.Second where will they take a shower,cook their food,or properly barricade or defend themselves? not all grocery stores have cooking stoves or grills,some may have kitchen utensils like knives and stuff but I dunno,still I agree with you why didn't they just hauled the others ass back to the store.
@@williamjames7293 pretty sure that when the apocalypse happens you won't have access to running water, gas, or electricity. Showers dont matter in any location
@@swclikewhut yeah your right but still,,,,one of them would be complaining about needing to take a shower 😏
Too bad no Costco nearby. They'd be set up forever. lol
How come everybody didn’t die from watching the news in the beginning?? The movie should’ve ended in the first few mins😩
and the other Asian guy died from the tv cameras so what?
That is actually a very good point.
goddamn it, i just commented this and then i scrolled down
He said that though, it was an official sin
Because the demon wasn't captured by the news cameras. As in, they "attacked" a massive crowd, somehow drawn in the news AND then just pissed off to hide somewhere so the movie can happen.
I feel like Malorie gave the birds more affection than her kids throughout most of the movie.
Because the entities used emotions against the victims.
She did not give them names to make it more difficult for the entities to emotionally manipulate her into looking.
Also, Strawberry Pop Tarts are in no way what strawberries taste like.
God that scene was sooooo retarded
**crunch, crunch!**
"One of my toofs bwoke off."
Uh, isn't that the point? That it's obvious to all of us that they don't taste like strawberries, and it's meant to be 'tragic' that they will never get to know the taste of real fresh strawberries and only ever processed shite?
@@coreyjameshaims449 Does it make the scene retarded if the point of it flew way over your head?
But they are fucking delicious
My sister, who read the book, told me that the sanctuary actually had people who gouged out their eyes to avoid seeing the creatures.
I'd rather die
Yep. They weren't doing it anymore by the time she gets there, but Mallorie flips out when she sees people walking around with gouged out eyes.
oof
o H w o w
Woah...
At this point, I feel like I could watch enough CInemaSins to know how *not* to make a movie.
lol I write plays and am writing a novel at the moment; I have convinced myself that watching CinemaSins is my research about how to avoid cliches and plotholes :D
@@tathoiclassicalindianbollywood its actually pretty bad becuz he adds sins to things he dislikes personally, don't just take his word for everything freely, re-think on what he just said and form your own opinion, its ok to agree like its ok to disagree. he has been incredibly unfair towads this movie, yes a lot of points were good but so many were just free jabs he personally just found a way to turn them into a negative thing when it really was not
@@jokergoat6405 All you have to do is just not listen to the opinions.
@@jokergoat6405 Very true.
Actually, I'm glad you commented about this because while watching, I had a similar thought. He Sinned the movie for NOT overly explaining what was happening and allowing it to unfold so that we discover things when they do. But on damn near every other movie, they Sin the movie BECAUSE it explains things (for example: Gone Girl). They will find a way to sin everything so Ta Thoi should definitely write to please yourself and hope others want to come along for the ride.
4 real
I just realized ... did they do anything with BD Wong’s body after he died? Did they just leave him in that room to decompose? That’s rough, especially for the pregnant people with extra sensitive smell.
No sins for the gynecologist taking the kids to play with the other kids while they were still cold, wet, likely hungry, possibly injured or at risk of infections/diseases, and most definitely traumatized?
At least they didn't gouge out the children's eyes immediately upon arrival. I'd call that a plus.
To be fair, she told a pregnant woman that she should consider adoption without being asked. She also does her own routine ultrasounds. This is not a very good ob/gyn.
At that point he probably just wanted it to be over.
Well their mother decided vaccination is not for them. So their downhill ride started at birth.
mike lyons This is the one time I don’t have a problem with anti-vaccers. Because you don’t have the option or ability to vaccinate.
I'm surprised he didn't sin the movie for having the kids called "Boy" and "Girl"
Kratos might want to have a word with you. *Boy*
@@theblackbaron4119 No, even his son has a name, two, in fact. But at the start, he mostly uses BOI for reasons the game explores later.
@@weirdofromhalo Is it maybe because he is a boy?
I'd just throw it in with the bunches of extra sins thrown in
Ha I just thought it was trying so hard to be “deep”. Made me cringe.
This movie is basically The Happening without vengeful plants
And *slightly* less goofy dialogue. And a crap ton more plot holes.
This movie took out so many huge things
1. The three dogs
2. They didn't take any birds with them on the river trip
3. Most of the people at the school for the blind had gouged their own eyes out
4. And the scene where the demon tries to take Malorie's blindfold off which I thought was kinda cool
5. I almost forgot, Tom doesn't make it the whole five years with them.
I'm sorry, are you stupid? They did bring 3 birds with them on the river trip, your 4th argument doesn't make any sense with your "This movie took out so many things", and third. That's just a stupid comment tbh.
@@siriice1800 She means that they took out the idea that they didn't take the birds, and in the final cut they took the birds with them. What don't you get about the fourth point?
@@siriice1800 big bruh
@@siriice1800 I'm sorry, are you stupid?
@@spicybiscuit5530 I thought it was because bird box is based off a book and the book had the details she listed in her comment :/
The biggest sin for me was that Tom completely ignored Douglas when he was telling him Gary had put the freakin birds in the freezer! I mean just listen to him!!!
He took the birds out of the freezer first so he obviously listened to him. Also he killed Gary.
The biggest sin for me was the intro of the movie practically told you what was going to happen. Once we found out her and Olympia was pregnant we could summarize that Malorie was the sole survivor with the 2 kids on the river. That was literally my issue the whole movie there were tons of key moments that were predictable 3 scenes before they happened.
When you don’t want to watch the movie so you wait for cinema sins to squish it into 20 minutes
Leeanicorn that's creepy as fuck
Watch Dead Meat's "Kill Count." He covers the movies in more detail but only horror movies.
🙈🙈 I always do that LOL
@Jole Koydon Bold of you to assume that I watch horror movies (I don’t have the balls)
Doing that is gonna make you miss out on interesting movies. Cinema Sins skip over things just so they can give a sin even if that sin was explained in the previous scene in the movie or later on in the movie. Plus. You miss so pretty good scenes the movie had to offer.
You know what they should've done? They should've said Malorie was supposed to have twins, but then one of them turns out to be a stillborn, and then she takes in Olympia's child. Would've made it a much better point of suspense and also like solved the non-linear timeline problem. Hell, they could've used that stillborn baby in that scene with Gary and the blanket stuff. Damnit.
11:34 "You've even got exta room that's Charlie-shaped!"
This line got me.
no sin for the fact that malorie didn’t name girl cinderella like how olympia had wanted??
😂👏
J Dee Carter I’m dead 😂
I know! She had ONE job.
Olympia was stupid...
Why is there no sin for Tom opening doors? His dumbass is the reason why the majority of them are dead
I’m currently shopping my new script around Hollywood. It’s about fecal monsters that can’t hurt you unless you smell them. The characters all have to navigate the post-apocalyptic earth with nose plugs. It’s called “Turd Box.”
Amazing build up, eloquent writing and a brilliant play on words to make a great punch line. You, sir, have my respect!
RESPECT. 100% would watch
Still a better love story than twighlight.
B izichyld talent money
Lmfao
People who look at the demon be like:
👁👄👁
💧 💧
Shy Guy
👁 👁
💧👄 💧
Lol yes
No its simple
;-;
what bad meme it look soo nasty and awfull
Not as bad as u
Are we even gonna talk about why everyone had access to blindfolds?
Why are you in every comment section. I swear it doesn't matter what I watch your always here. Lol
Who r u?
Access to blindfolds? Access?! Bro any piece of cloth will make a blindfold, it's not a N99 face mask. What are you talking about?
If you can't improvise a blindfold don't worry about it cuz no way you're surviving any apocalypse scenario anyway.
@Plux I see what you did
If the asian guy dies from watching the cctv footage, why don't they die from watching the live news on TV?
Very true, you'd think news coverage alone would ensure the spread would be near instantaneous throughout the world once people started dying anywhere, and people didn't even know for a long time what was causing it. News coverage is way better quality than some grainy static CCTV footage too.
You're smart
Because it didn’t show people dying it showed people running in fire
Because not directed at theM
Maybe because this movie is shit. And doesn’t care about accuracy but you watching Netflix.
Malorie's makeup lasted for 5 years and survived water? 100 sins!
That would make sense if it was real life but this is a fucking movie my guy. How they look in the movie is how the look.
Did you know you can reapply make-up over the course of 5 years?
Matt Ball while in the wild for 5 years
@@MrDeadmanmatt why would she reapply makeup if everyone's eyes are closed?
@@Aeviu Tom's eyes weren't closed when they were inside, and it also could be a coping mechanism. This isn't explicitly stated, of course, but it's not that much of a stretch.
The part where he said “Im hoping Gary comes back from the dead to stir some shit up” had me dead💀
Imagine being a blind person. You would be so lucky since you already know everything lol
In most of these movies you have a pregnant woman about to give birth in an apocolypse
@@CJ-77 Yeah but there isn't a woman about to give birth every 5 people in the world
*cough* walking dead *cough*
Auline actually it’s estimated that over 300,000 babies are born every day
Jas M But still statistically, two pregnant women outta the whole cast of characters is unlikely. I get that the whole apocalypse thing is fiction but if they try to make it as close to reality, they should look at the numbers.
It's that or someone with a sickness
Something tells me he didn't like the movie.
nahh i'm sure he liked it
Nope.... He hates it
He only did it because you people kept arguing with him to sin it.
He doesn't like any movies I swear
How could anyone like this movie?
when the woman go and sat in the burning car,
it's like me going into a class that I'm clearly failing
The thing that scares me is that if this was real, there would a huge political problem in America about whether or not you’re okay with going outside and wearing a blindfold
Yeah the survival rate among Republicans is through the roof here.
Well andrew Cuomo would probably stuff some old ppl in a room with one of the creatures
@@jakecletus2824 and there would be white people who were told by trump not to were blindfolds
@@magicmulder yeah they will die over bs because yeah America my right > life
@@EzekielMitchell98 white people? Not trying to sound like y'all but isnt grouping an entire race into one category stereotyping at best? Trump had the highest minority vote of any Republican since I believe Reagan, American's liked Trump not just white people.
Bird box demons: I’ve pushed the whole of humanity in a state of chaos and destruction to the point of no return.
Duolingo bird: hold my beer.
Say it in Spanish or Duolingo is coming for you
hIs NaMe Is DuO
nOt DuOlInGo
@@luffeon Si Amigo
W
No ha-help-bla In-me-gles!
“You didn’t pile groceries to the ceiling? You even have extra room that’s Charlie shaped” 😂😂
Savage 😂😂😂
Frick. Somebody got the 170th like before me.
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@@mustafashammari972 who cares
What I find the most difficult to believe is the fact that Malorie recognises the gynaecologist after five years of blind apocalypse. Assuming she only knew her from that one appointment, I wouldn't even remember the gynaecologist's name two weeks after the appointment. I certainly wouldn't remember her face after five years. And here apparently, she's still able to connect her name to her face and remember both, after only seeing her once and not seeing her again for five years. Unless she was her regular gynaecologist or she has photographic memory or both, it is highly unlikely that either of them would be able to recognise each other after five years. I simply cannot believe that they would recognise each other immediately upon their meeting in the school for the blind.
Unless it's one of the last other people you ever met.
Remember the face of the guard who locked you in solitary confinement for a year? Yeah, how can I forget that face?
One of your best
Netflix shoved this film down people’s throats LOL.
It's called advertising. Every movie company does it.
they certainly did...and before this it was a small book that no one seemed to know about...
And it worked 😔
Lol 😂
It's not a bad movie though.
Kids have never swam before but hey rapids are simple to struggle through
"She has no idea how it works"
Lady: *Proceeds to use it*
0:41 cinema sins stop I can't 😂
Lmao
Let's be honest. We've all waited for bird box to be roasted.
Cookiemaggy dead
Oh no no no. Some people actually liked this movie.
Ya damn skippy
Movie was dumb
True tho, though I kinda liked the series no matter how crappy
It's been revealed that the bird box monster is just Will Smith on a blue CGI body.
As if 2019 couldn't get shittier enough already, besides the new shitty live action sonic movie, and Superbowl paying no tribute to Stephen Hillenburg after his death, Will Smith puts the genie from Kazaam into shame.
That's hot, That's hot
Smith genie looks good! Shut up!!!!
Sarah Paulson’s reaction to seeing the monster would make sense if that was true.
Wolf Doggie yeah it’s the new genie monster
I don’t understand why Malorie thought it was the best time to tell Olympia’s daughter how beautiful the world is when she’s literally about to open her eyes, like what the heck.
That's Netflix for you. Their writers cannot think past their nose.
I’m dying, i loved it so so so much when you said ‘’coincidentally Boy you have your dog, girl you have your kitty was the title of the children’s book my parents used when it was time for ‘’The Talk’’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This movie could also be called
"The Blind Side"
Jerry Adams Bird Brain is a good title too
Sorry I think that movie title is taken
Also, check out the porn movie, "The Blind Spot". Shitty video, but watched it a ton when I was 13 or so. Has a lot in comparison with the movie.
Description: Lene is the featured dancer at a club known as The Blind Spot. Sierra, Lacy, Laurie, and Rasha are regulars 'around the pole,' as are a group of rather strange men. As a matter of fact, everything about The Blind Spot is strange. Like the sunglasses worn indoors. Like the sleazy club manager, with something to hide. And all the strange obsessions the club seems to generate. Generate an obsession of your own. With The Blind Spot. Now open.
I SCREAMED
"You've even got extra room that's Charlie shaped!" That's so messed up haha
I thought it was messed up when I realized they named Charlie after the dog from the book and then gave him a less meaningful death
Is it bad that the thing I found most disturbing about this movie is that Gary can draw better than me
"all the relatability flies out the window with Olympia" haha
Loki: We have a hulk.
Mr. Hammond: We have a T-Rex.
Tom: We have a GPS.
Best comment I’ve seen
Its moments like this where I wish I could 'retweet' youtube comments XD
@Maple Draws
Riddick: *silently sets a sardine can key on a ledge nest to a bloody teacup*
Sin: No one tried to gouge their eyeballs out despite being a cliche response.
DeepSpace12 i think its cuz the people didn’t look like they were in pain from seeing it, and gouging out your eyes wouldn’t kill you, it would just hurt.
DeepSpace12 in the book the people at the school who still had sight gouged their eyes out
DeepSpace12 this comment is dumb
DeepSpace12 sin: olympia wanted her daughter to be named after a disney princess and malorie had to be unoriginal as shit and name her olympia
Robby He means gouging your eyeballs out would be a surefire way to prevent infection
14:08 Actually, that is Cthulhu
When you think about it this is what would happen if the great old ones came
To earth you go mad when you see them.
Cinema sins: they are demons
When you watch a game theory: 😳
You forgot to mention that at the beginning the woman's head isn't nearly strong enough to crack that glass!
Not defending this piece of garbage movie or anything.
But technically it didn't break it just cracked, which is at least slightly more likely. Still hard to believe though.
@@coffeepoweredkatie6290 You're right I ment crack not break
CoffeePoweredKatie have you seen the office episode where they're trying to bust a commercial building window with a projector?
@@JarrettWilliams99 lol yeah XD
CoffeePoweredKatie
I liked it sooo :/
When I dont want to watch a movie, or simply cant I just wait for cinemasins
me too. I've "seen" so many movies because of this channel
@@nadertader Same
Yep
The “they’re just cans” joke was perfect
You missed one right at the beginning:
At one point Malorie says "Don't say a word," but then a few seconds after that she says "If you hear something, tell me."
She doesn’t even know how to name her kids lol 😂
the happening: "dude, you can copy my homework, change it enough so that the teacher doesnt suspect us"
bird box: "dont worry dude"
This comment deserves at least 5000 likes.
Ummmm bird box was a book made before the happening???
The happening
More like a quiet place
But Happening was unadulterated garbage, while Birdbox is average at worst, so its fine
Pfft I suspect the twist in Bird Box was that the 'demons' were just tvs actually showing The Happening and seeing it drove you to end it all
You're right. Netflix forced me to watch this. Everyone must look.
Blind people must have been like, where the hell did everybody go?
I rewatch these literally all the time because I love movies and I appreciate all the extra movie references in the script. especially the galaxy quest reference. "IS THERE AIR?!? YOU DON'T KNOW!"
"B.D. Wrong" - This is why I still keep coming after so many years of the same concept.
Efe Aydal sometimes the starts align 😂
Oha efe abi burda ne işin var kwbeozbfiejoanzoxjdis
Spongebob be like:
Step 1: Seatbelt!
Step 2: Ignition on
Step 3: Engage Bird Box!
“What? You can’t drive a boat with a blindfold on?!”
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit
Step 4: Misses Puffs screams.
Step 5: Crashes.
Step 6: Retake boating school.
Step 7: Repeat.
O shit ur right
This is an epic reference.
I have another sin, when MGK's character and his girlfriend left, the car was gone so how the heck did NO ONE hear the car? Also cars make alot of noise so how were they able to use a car without one of the creatures attacking them? So actually 167 sins not 165
Tom did hear the car and realised they were gone as I remembered. Plus the monsters can't physically harm you they'll just try to scare you.
@@gossipqueen1013 no they can't physically hurt you, I agree but they make you go insane and commit suicide so either way, a car makes ALOTTA noise & will alert them were you are so they ALL should be dead
@@gossipqueen1013 also names not Tom, it's Alex
@@dja.m.8622 the car was covered either way but there was an Alex in bird box?!
@@gossipqueen1013 yea, I know there was an Alex in Bird Box & they did fine driving a covered car
Title: "Everthing Wrong With Bird Box In 18 Minutes Or Less"
Video: 19:00
Yeah but the review is only 18:14. The total time of this video is including ads.
Jokes on you Its 19:01
"Extra room that's Charlie-shaped" - hahahaha, ouch!
The fact the kids never swam before but still managed to get to shore before the mother
Apparently, in the book, the solution for the safe house was to cut out the survivors eyes, which was the reason that they were safe there. It was never a school for the blind in the book. Kind of wish they had used the book ending for the movie.
I’m a little shocked this movie has more sins than Sing
this is one of those movies where you enjoy watching it but 5 min after the movie you ask yourself "wtf did I just watch".
Exactly how I felt too.
Wow that's literally me, except for the fact that I didn't enjoy watching at all
No. It isn’t. It was dumb from about 3 min in.
I didn't enjoy watching it for 20 minutes
Last few minutes: okay, you wanna go play with your new friends, newly named boy n girl?
Yes of course mommy, we've never interacted with other human beings before, and we have trauma; we'll go n play
Those are either some incredibly dumb, or incredibly brave kids. Possibly both.
Hahahahaha That's amazing
And we are still covered in dirt and wearing mucky wet clothes.
*Girl immediately proceeds to rip a chunk of hair off one of the other girls for calling her weird*
@@masere not to even mention not eating in like forever 😂😂
This is gonna be incredibly random but Thank you CinemaSins. This movie gave me relentless nightmares about death and fear my entire 8th grade year when it came out. It took me so long to get over it. I saw this video in my recommended about 2 years or so ago and was hesitant to watch it but I'm glad I did. You turned something that caused me so much fear into something I could laugh at.
Sooo, since she could see through the blindfold a little bit and was fine, does that mean you would also be fine by wearing a welding mask all the time?
The effect is nearly almost the same.
Loki: I have an army
Tom:We have a GPS
O' mighty GPS saves the day 😆😆! LMBO 😂
the ENTIRE government got shut down! INCLUDING ALL THE MILITARY!!!! HOW DO YOU LOSE WITH ONE OF THE STRONGEST MILITARY IN THE WORLD?!?!?!
Lol wait whats that reference? its funny xD
MrLjones01 omg lol
@@valndrisavalkina3497 Avengers Assemble
You missed the part where Tom managed to have perfect accuracy while blindfolded, he hit like three shots in a row!?
Hey man, they totally teach blind-marksmenship in Army school
He watched the Book Of eli and Practiced
@@CarryTheThree that was a good movie lol
Isn't it a shotgun though? And the people were fairly packed together, it's not much of a stretch.
He has aimbot
"And all the relatability flies out the window with Olympia" come here boy😂😭
That Boy you have your dog, girl you have your kitty comment had me dead 😂
One of my biggest problems (and this happens A LOT in horror/apocalypse/action films) is how by the end of her 5 year journey living in an apocalypse world, row boating and running around the woods, her face is still perfectly clean with makeup and no dirt. But her hands had some mud rubbed off on them! Lmao
It's not because it's the apocalypse that you can't wash yourself or wear makeup! Their lives seem pretty normal, except for the occasional scavenging.
@ham Exactly! Glad I'm not the only one to have thought that!
@@ashleyventham8478 yeah but she had JUST fallen down a hill, FLAT ON HER FACE, and only had like 3 smudges of dirt on her face plus makeup. Explain?
@@thatonekidyouhate7317 Oh yeah, maybe in specific moments, I was just talking generally :p
I don’t think anyone would care about beauty when it’s literally the apocalypse.
This movie's antagonist had no feasible boundaries for us to understand it, and people were scared of it during the wrong times. Where's the sin for when Mallorie was in a hurry to get inside the school when she wasn't realistically in any danger. It's not like the antagonist could have taken their blindfolds off; the most threatening thing it ever did was blow wind and talk to people.
I was waiting for the whole revelation of “everyone in the sanctuary has actually blinded themselves and that’s why they’re safe” then I remembered that they ditched that ending and made it more boring and unbelievable smh
Also,this is by far one of the best Cinemasins videos ever.I can't stop laughing 🤣😂😂😂😂😂
"This is what Netflix demanded when they pushed this movie to the top of the browse page every month" had me dead
Hilarious laughed till I pooped
It's the same reason I refused to watch The Irishman.
@@mistikthikness6327 This comment had more plot, better logic, and a more satisfying ending than the movie.
@@protorhinocerator142 I heard it actually good lol
Next one is going to be called "Tasteless" where you are not allowed to taste any flavor and if you do then you will get killed by a monster that is never shown for some reason
No that is always shown for some reason
joshua terry you know not showing the monster is way better than showing it right. Because of a thing called storytelling.
@@yeahkeen2905 Wrong, there is a sense of tension to the reveal and a plausible danger when you get to see the antagonist. Done correctly (take the new "IT" for example) it gives a solid reason for the characters to act the way they do. Yes, there is merit in the "faceless menace" approach, but it usually just leaves the audience feeling disinterested and unconnected with the characters reason for fear. That isn't "storytelling", it's lazy script.
Enyo Sarac it? Really? The movie that showed its monster in the first five minutes that’s what you’re saying built up tension. Lol ok. The movie the damn near everybody said they forgot was even a horror movie because for the second half of the movie it primarily feels like a coming-of-age adolescent story… Without any monsters or tension. To each his own I suppose.
How about the monster captures you, and then tries to force feed you. The only things you can survive on are avocados and water. You know, things that don't have flavor. And the monsters are all black and white and called "salt-n-pepperans"
13:43 When that one girl at a party who craves attention sees another girl going into labor
"she'd better be rowing that boat to Dunkirk" 😭😭🤧😂
The 20 sins for the dialogue literally REVIVED ME. Thank you for giving that writing the justice it deserved 🤣🤣🤣
"look at John Malkovich, you can actually see the phone in his hand" *shows phone in Sandra Bullock's hand.*
I think he meant he was phoning in his performance.
HAHAHA OH MY GOSH A GALAXY QUEST REFERENCE 😂😂😂. “Is there air? You don’t know!”
The, " you even have extra room that's Charlie shaped " comment really had me going. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣