Amityville 4: The Lamp Escapes - Phelous

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  • Good? Bad? This is the Amityville film with the lamp.
    phelous.com / phelous
    Originally released: May 6, 2012
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  • @SakuraAvalon
    @SakuraAvalon Před 9 lety +292

    Dammit, Phelous! I nearly died out of laughter when she tossed her daughter out the window.

    • @phelous
      @phelous  Před 9 lety +88

      Roxie ღ Thanks! That part was making me laugh just putting it together.

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon Před 9 lety +9

      Phelan Porteous
      No problem, man. Keep up the great work! :D

    • @mcgubbin
      @mcgubbin Před 9 lety +34

      Lmao that editing was amazing seriously....i know it couldnt of really ended like thaf but genuinley thought that was a proper shot from the film haha. Only been watching your vids over the past few days and im immediatley hooked ....you and the cinema snob are the best thing on you tube!!

    • @phelous
      @phelous  Před 9 lety +26

      +Jack Hamilton Thanks man!

    • @matthewmoran5297
      @matthewmoran5297 Před 7 lety +8

      God, Phelan, I love it when you do the Lamp's voice! XD

  • @nots0funnyguy
    @nots0funnyguy Před 8 lety +146

    The Lampityville Horror.

  • @trilby3447
    @trilby3447 Před 7 lety +221

    Let's make a sitcom about evil lamp and his shenanigans to try but fail at killing the people around the house

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin Před 7 lety +18

      Liam the fedora dude I'd watch the heck out of that show! Lamp had to be voiced by Phelous.

    • @curleyqreviews9793
      @curleyqreviews9793 Před 6 lety +7

      Yes yes and more yes

    • @daredrogers3884
      @daredrogers3884 Před 4 lety +5

      @Name.’s Pet Care: A utopia of pets Don't forget about the canned laughter.

    • @maxbrandt6
      @maxbrandt6 Před 3 lety +4

      That is something one of the basic cable networks would have done in the early 90s, back then they were throwing a lot stuff at the wall to see what would stick. Very little did.

    • @roberthosford1658
      @roberthosford1658 Před 3 lety +3

      And his rivalry with death bed the bed that eats

  • @benjaythewhite
    @benjaythewhite Před 7 lety +102

    I don't know why, but that collect call from "EVIL LAMP" just makes me bust a gut with laughter.

  • @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787

    Amityville 5: cat possessed by lamp takes manhattan

  • @iamaunicorn1232
    @iamaunicorn1232 Před 7 lety +160

    The stupid lamp thing makes me think the writers/creators found that lamp, thought it was creepy and cool and wanted to use it in a movie. XD "this lamp is weird, our new leader!"

  • @PrincessInuyasha890
    @PrincessInuyasha890 Před 8 lety +48

    This movie's ending looks like it should be in a Goosebumps episode

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 Před 8 lety +19

      Now that I think about, without the deaths, this would seem a lot like a Goosebumps episode. I'm kind of disappointed that it isn't.

  • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
    @sweetcinnamonpnchkin Před 2 lety +28

    Going to go see a Rifftrax Live of this. Phelous’ voice for the lamp will go through my head consistently.

  • @Magitek1112
    @Magitek1112 Před 9 lety +273

    You know, with the voice you gave the lamp, it makes me think that the lamp is possessed by the ghost of Starscream. Which would actually be amazing.

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 Před 8 lety +61

      +Magitek1112 "Of all the things for my allspark to be trapped in, by the Matrix, why A LAMP!?!?"

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox Před 7 lety +17

      Pshhhh. We all know what really happened was starscream went into an alternate universe, possessed another waspinator, beat up both the maximals and predacons, and then wound up being the hero in an alternate (and much better) beast machines.

    • @80MWH
      @80MWH Před 6 lety +28

      "I'LL LIGHT YOUR DARKEST HOUR, MEGATRON, CUZ I'M A LAMP, AND YOU CAN'T DESTROY LAMPSCREAM-wait, that sounds lame!"

    • @denizen53
      @denizen53 Před 6 lety +2

      Or Baby from Dragon Ball GT

    • @FrenchPaul1988
      @FrenchPaul1988 Před 6 lety +18

      Lampformers, more light in your eyes.

  • @darrelsam419
    @darrelsam419 Před 8 lety +49

    I love the voice Phelous did for the evil, evil lamp. If there's ever going to be any other movie with evil household items, I would love to hear Phelous voicing that evil household item, I don't care what item it is. I'd love to hear an evil couch that eats people speak in that voice.
    I'm honestly disappointed that the movie didn't end with them using another lamp to fight the evil lamp, like throwing a normal lamp at it or something. But I have to say seeing two grown women throwing the lamp with a priest tied to it out of the window is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, especially with Phelous' addition of throwing the girl out as well.

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot Před 2 lety +3

      And consider that someone wrote this as a genuine horror movie script.

  • @thomasjenkins7506
    @thomasjenkins7506 Před 9 lety +86

    this seems like a goosebumps episode. one of the good ones, though.

    • @cheezdoodle96
      @cheezdoodle96 Před 9 lety +9

      It actually does. Like really. Also, hi Grass Mask!

  • @SakuraAvalon
    @SakuraAvalon Před 9 lety +217

    The movie would be a lot better if Phelous voiced the lamp.

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 Před 8 lety +8

      +Brandon Roberts Have him do a Rifftrax/MyWayEntertainment-esque dub to play over the film while watching it?

    • @Boobalopbop
      @Boobalopbop Před 8 lety +15

      This my be his funniest review ever! The lamp's monologues were just too funny!

    • @jasoncase9481
      @jasoncase9481 Před 7 lety +4

      No a chipmunk style voice.

    • @MurderUs_Cheeze
      @MurderUs_Cheeze Před 5 lety +4

      "What do you think youur doooing caaaaat!!“ 😂😂😂😂

    • @matthewmoran5297
      @matthewmoran5297 Před 5 lety +3

      +@@MurderUs_Cheeze
      Lamp: [Inside the Box] I'M NOT A JOKE!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!
      My favorite line from the review. XD

  • @MADVILLAIN669
    @MADVILLAIN669 Před 11 měsíci +6

    This really was one of your finest works. The whole ‘lamp’ bit just kills me, I keep coming back to this every once in a while

  • @atomicdancer
    @atomicdancer Před 8 lety +66

    The Evil Lamp (I Found at a Yard Sale)!
    Both the Amityville 4 and the Time Machine reviews are probably my two favorite Phelous reviews. I'll never get tired of them - there's just so much funny in them.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 Před rokem

      yeah minus the fact i found this video three weeks ago XD

  • @TBTabby
    @TBTabby Před 6 lety +13

    "Okay, for my 307th book, this couple is attacked by...A LAMP MONSTER! OOOOoooo! Ooooo!"

  • @JediCloud
    @JediCloud Před 4 lety +15

    Phelous’ lamp voice is a pretty good crypt keeper voice too

  • @Davidmadden19
    @Davidmadden19 Před 8 lety +74

    Silence of the Lamps? Lamphunter? Hannibal Lighting?

  • @vanessawaltz8233
    @vanessawaltz8233 Před 3 lety +11

    The voice he gave to the lamp reminds me a lot of g1 starscream's voice, so now all I can think of is starscream's spark possessing this lamp, and starscream being the real villian of this movie.

  • @maximpeshkov3377
    @maximpeshkov3377 Před 6 lety +14

    Amityville 4: The Silence of the Lamps

  • @death-king1834
    @death-king1834 Před 7 lety +38

    You just know when a franchise has to resort to an evil possessed lamp that you've officially run out of ideas.

    • @xalm8761
      @xalm8761 Před 2 lety +4

      It's not the first time a possessed lamp was the theme for a horror movie. A few years before Amityville 4 was made there was a movie called The Outing (A.K.A The Lamp) that was about a possessed oil-burning lamp terrorizing teens in a museum.

    • @tonymata8070
      @tonymata8070 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@xalm8761Does that one have an evil Djinn?

    • @xalm8761
      @xalm8761 Před 5 měsíci

      @@tonymata8070 Yeah.

    • @tonymata8070
      @tonymata8070 Před 5 měsíci

      @@xalm8761 Oooh, I'll check that one out.

    • @qwertasdcfghjklmo24z
      @qwertasdcfghjklmo24z Před 2 měsíci

      there is also a possessed mirror, clock and a dolls house.

  • @mrfivegold
    @mrfivegold Před 6 lety +35

    This reminds me of that family guy sketch where Stephen King makes a proposal about his new book about a "Lamp Monster".

    • @tfmaster96
      @tfmaster96 Před 4 lety

      you and linkara both.

    • @tonymata8070
      @tonymata8070 Před 5 měsíci

      Clearly someone who wrote that joke must’ve seen The Evil Escapes lol.

  • @LaydiNite
    @LaydiNite Před 8 lety +29

    "The Amityville Toaster: make breakfast spooky"

    • @YMasterS
      @YMasterS Před 4 lety +2

      Foamy?

    • @tfmaster96
      @tfmaster96 Před 4 lety +1

      halloweenie?

    • @sarah98917
      @sarah98917 Před 3 lety +1

      "Spooky eating toast! Yum yum yum! Human hand!"

    • @reptile1687
      @reptile1687 Před rokem +1

      “HAHAHAHA I BURNT YOUR TOAST, AND NO AMOUNT OF SCRAPING WILL REMOVE THE BLACK PARTS!”

  • @MrDman21
    @MrDman21 Před 8 lety +51

    In the updated version somebody tries to sell the lamp on ebay and the evil reaches thru to the internet.

  • @Boobalopbop
    @Boobalopbop Před 8 lety +180

    That girl flew out the window as if she was all wet and completely useless now.

  • @ilikethecokev2
    @ilikethecokev2 Před 7 lety +40

    "Eh... whatever..." That PERFECTLY sums up a cat.

  • @Reemus4
    @Reemus4 Před 8 lety +36

    A evil lamp is ridicolus! Evil alarmclocks a the real shit, I allways oversleep because of mine DAMN YOU ALARMCLOCK!

  • @MirageMusicUk
    @MirageMusicUk Před 8 lety +94

    You know a Phelous review is good when you question whether that actually happened in the movie or did he put it in? like the end with the cat? Seriously i thought he put that in as an effect haha along with the girl being thrown out of the window?

    • @davestandarowski5082
      @davestandarowski5082 Před 6 lety +8

      Mundo Productions I thought the same thing about the "evil" running the lamp cord.

    • @RyushuSuperCat
      @RyushuSuperCat Před 6 lety +6

      im pretty sure the girl being thrown out the window was an edit from phelous

  • @TheNumnutRandomness
    @TheNumnutRandomness Před 9 lety +92

    Amityville 20: Pre-prequel of the Demonic Construction Workers. This movie explains how the house gets rebuilt every movie.

    • @hudsondorian9433
      @hudsondorian9433 Před 9 lety +23

      It'd be like Killdozer, except with more long, drawn out turning-the-car-around scenes and unfitting laughter.

  • @jacobwooten5137
    @jacobwooten5137 Před 2 lety +5

    Phelous the only person who can make this movie entertaining

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid Před 9 lety +12

    The kid flying out the window was HILARIOUS.

  • @AmaryInkawult
    @AmaryInkawult Před 6 lety +22

    I can understand the little girl's plight...my grandfather is a clock after all. It's always confusing when appliances you use turn out to be your biological relatives.
    Unlike the lamp, we managed to work out our differences and get along 😉

    • @FrenchPaul1988
      @FrenchPaul1988 Před 5 lety +15

      I know someone whose entire family is living musical instruments, but hush. It is her secret.

  • @chey6380
    @chey6380 Před 8 lety +33

    The guy who plays the Father is my favorite actor Norman Lloyd, he's the only reason I ever watched this film. He's also turning 102 this year.

    • @qualivia
      @qualivia Před 7 lety

      Cheyenne he is still alive?

    • @chey6380
      @chey6380 Před 7 lety +2

      qualivia Yep! He's turning 103 in November! 😊

    • @juanchocorleone
      @juanchocorleone Před 6 lety

      Cheyenne Lynn
      Let me guess... He's turning 104 this year, huh...

    • @KillThad
      @KillThad Před 5 lety +1

      @@juanchocorleone On November 8th.

    • @juanchocorleone
      @juanchocorleone Před 5 lety

      @@KillThad
      W... Wow.

  • @davidspring4003
    @davidspring4003 Před 8 lety +122

    "You will all feel my wrath! The wrath of Lamp!"
    Lamp Trek 2: The Wrath of Lamp.

    • @Labyethan
      @Labyethan Před 8 lety +29

      "... LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!!!!"

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 Před 8 lety +24

      "I've done far worse than kill you. I've ran up your electric bill. And I wish to go on running up your electric bill."

    • @davidspring4003
      @davidspring4003 Před 7 lety +21

      "I shall leave you as you left me...as you left my old house...marooned for all eternity at the center of a pile of bills. Buried in debt...buried in debt..."

    • @berpipo
      @berpipo Před 7 lety +15

      David Spring LAAAAAAAAAAAMP! LAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

    • @fanfaretloudest
      @fanfaretloudest Před 6 lety +5

      You mean
      Lamp Trek 2: Electric Billgaloo

  • @RandomVideos66
    @RandomVideos66 Před 5 lety +12

    Amityville 4 starring Star-Scream as the evil lamp.

  • @Awesome_Pichu
    @Awesome_Pichu Před 7 lety +58

    they should make a horror movie about a family who moves into a haunted house. the twist, they've moved into so many haunted houses they're not even phased by all the activity. the son, "Mom i see dead people" "Well tell them to stop moving the couches, they're scratching up the floor" or. mother sees ghost in mirror, "Will you stop that, i'm trying fix my makeup and i can't concentrate with you staring at me'

    • @jsb8261
      @jsb8261 Před 6 lety +12

      Chad Riggs I don't think Hollywood would handle it properly but that sounds amazing.

    • @mevicky100
      @mevicky100 Před 5 lety +11

      You should check out “The Selling of Scarry Manor,” It’s a horror comedy about an entrepreneur who get his hands on an incredibly haunted house and is trying as hard as he can to flip it while keeping prospective buyers from freaking out when they tour the place.

  • @abonnybunny6647
    @abonnybunny6647 Před 7 lety +26

    I'm so happy we now have an EVIL LAMP Pokemon too!

    • @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
      @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 Před 6 lety +2

      redloiyu654jay yup

    • @abonnybunny6647
      @abonnybunny6647 Před 6 lety +3

      (not sure how this comment never showed on my feed.) Actually I meant one of the GEn 7 ones, Xurkitree! You'll see the resemblance right away!

    • @axolotlfairy2473
      @axolotlfairy2473 Před 5 lety +1

      Alolaville 4: Xurkitree Escapes

    • @ArkaSaurusRex218
      @ArkaSaurusRex218 Před 3 lety +3

      @@axolotlfairy2473 alolaville horror, alolaville 2, the nilego possession, alolaville 3, the ultrabeasts within

  • @CelticGuardian7
    @CelticGuardian7 Před 2 lety +3

    I saw this review years ago (pretty sure it was before it was even on CZcams!) and always wanted to rewatch it. The lamp slowly wobbling over the screen with a bunch of crayons is one of my favorite jokes in anything ever. It just about had me dying when I first saw it and it's still as hilarious as I remembered. I love a lot of Phelous' reviews, but this one holds a special place in my heart.

  • @ThePistons4life
    @ThePistons4life Před 9 lety +22

    Lmao maybe I'm the only one who laughed at the mother throwing the daughter out the window..didn't expect that shit haha..great review once again

  • @ultraturbojack2926
    @ultraturbojack2926 Před 9 lety +24

    The Evil Lamp vs. Killdozer! It's the battle of the century!
    ...no, never mind, that's stupid...

  • @pandapuff4634
    @pandapuff4634 Před 7 lety +21

    This is my favorite of your videos xD Evil lamp who tries so hard to be evil when it's just sassy and misbehaved

  • @MandrakeFernflower
    @MandrakeFernflower Před 4 lety +4

    I cannot wait for Lampityville 5: 330 lumens of terror

  • @wraithwolf007
    @wraithwolf007 Před 8 lety +22

    Quite funny review.
    The killer lamp should be a recurring character in future episodes.

  • @PunksterOS
    @PunksterOS Před 4 lety +14

    RIP Aron Eisenberg.
    Brian was said to be his best EVER acting role _(that wasn't a Ferengi)._

  • @teedup8995
    @teedup8995 Před 8 lety +10

    The daughter flying out the window was hilarious! Funny review!

  • @RaphBlade7
    @RaphBlade7 Před 2 lety +3

    Ahh, my old nemeses, The DMN Lamp!
    Seriously, I saw this movie as a little kid and that Lamp genuinely scared me, to the point I was wary of lamps with spherical light bulbs that reminded me of it. Fortunately, my Bear Lamp (a lamp with a stuffed teddy bear at its base which I own to this day and it still works, though had to replace the lamp shade twice) had a lamp shade that allowed me to sleep at night (apparently my young mind considered the shade as the equivalent to "hiding under the covers" as the lamp in the film doesn't have one, causes Lamp Shades are its kryptonite). I eventually got over my silly fear of Demon Lamps. So there actually was someone who was once scared by this Demon Lamp Movie.

    • @RaphBlade7
      @RaphBlade7 Před 2 lety +1

      I'd also like to thank Phelous for reuniting me with my old adversary of a horror film, as I was too young to apparently remember the name. I always considered it that horror movie with the Demon Lamp and possessed cat at the end which I thought was by Steven King (and yes I've seen the Family Guy cutaway where King says his next book will be about a haunted lamp to his publisher after spotting the guy's desk lamp and the publisher realizes he isn't even trying anymore, before accepting the proposal). I think I was the cat at the end that made me think that cause I was somehow subconsciously aware of Church from Pet Cemetery (might have seen him on the cover of the book, a TV promo, or something as I wasn't a fan of scary horror movies as a kid).

    • @RaphBlade7
      @RaphBlade7 Před 2 lety +1

      Just goes to show you, you never know what will scare somebody, especially if their a little kid (or an adult who discovers they have a fear of lamps and/or lamps possessed by the devil or demons). Also that poor possessed cat at the end (he not only got possessed, but never even got an Amityville sequel and is COMPLETELY POINTLESS NOW!) (Sorry I was channelling a bit of the Beauty's Old Man there... HEEEEEEE!).

  • @DarksideEXE
    @DarksideEXE Před 9 lety +35

    that's nothing, I got a haunted pencil...it also writes things on the walls with Crayon.
    yes the PENCIL picks up a crayon and writes stuff.

  • @Account_Not_Applicable
    @Account_Not_Applicable Před 4 lety +4

    This tv movie ends with the cat being possessed by the evil lamp. Clearly, this is a prequel to Strays

  • @firekindler
    @firekindler Před 7 lety +18

    The Evil Lamp (I Found at a Yard Sale)

  • @amethystnat
    @amethystnat Před 5 lety +10

    Ah this remains one of my favorite reviews of yours, Phelous. Cracks me up every time! By the way I listened to a creepy pasta the other day, I think it was called "Keep the Lights Off" and I was totally reminded of this review. cause it also featured an evil demonic lamp!

    • @FrenchPaul1988
      @FrenchPaul1988 Před 5 lety +5

      Not sure why but I want to call Old Man to the rescue. 😆

  • @ArbiterofTruth
    @ArbiterofTruth Před 4 lety +7

    "Why do I keep doing these things?"
    Because you are ridiculous and silly. Which is why we keep coming back! 😋

  • @GruntGamerProductions
    @GruntGamerProductions Před 9 lety +56

    A horror movie about a lamp? What's next a movie about killer plants?
    *The Happening*
    Damn it Shyamalan!

    • @TheMediaRaptor
      @TheMediaRaptor Před 8 lety +15

      Little Shop of Horrors?

    • @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
      @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 Před 6 lety +6

      GruntGamerProductions there's several good plant horror movies like both little shop of horrors, day of the triffids, and invasion of the body snatchers

    • @SenorMeinKrafter
      @SenorMeinKrafter Před 6 lety +1

      Contamination .7 is also known as the Crawlers.
      It's an amazing movie. It's at least the best plant movie.

  • @konstance13
    @konstance13 Před 7 lety +3

    I think this and Killdozer are probably my favorite reviews by Phelous. He's just having so much fun in both of them.

    • @Kaefer1973
      @Kaefer1973 Před 7 lety

      Five Across the Eyes and Seventh Moon for me, though he didn't seem to have fun.

    • @konstance13
      @konstance13 Před 7 lety

      Kaefer1973 Five across the eyes is a really good one too, but Seventh Moon honestly made me kind of nauseous to watch. I wanted to appreciate Phelous' humor, but it's tough when each shot from the movie gives me a migraine. 😑

    • @Kaefer1973
      @Kaefer1973 Před 7 lety +1

      +Konnie The Hero
      As long as you got to the song^.^

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 Před rokem

      @@Kaefer1973 the song is glorious ❤

  • @yukiskyzero1313
    @yukiskyzero1313 Před 6 lety +3

    The voices you did for the Lamp and the cat are hilarious in this review. You really made my day there haha. xD

  • @disneypride98
    @disneypride98 Před 8 lety +13

    This is one of your funniest reviews ever! Your lamp voice sounds like Isaac from Children of the Corn XD

  • @MsDjessa
    @MsDjessa Před 8 lety +25

    Umm, maybe it is the Christine of houses. Just fixes itself after being totally wrecked? : P

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 Před 8 lety +13

      That would make the house creepier if it worked that way. Wish the movies would show or at least mention it though, and show the house regrowing or repairing itself, or something.

  • @DeathofInk
    @DeathofInk Před 7 lety +12

    Remember, touch anything but the Lamp!

  • @ScowlieMeerkat
    @ScowlieMeerkat Před 8 lety +11

    Seriously one of Phelous's phinest reviews.

  • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
    @ThatDudeWithBoobs Před 8 lety +68

    Me throughout the review: Oh, you best not hurt that cat, movie. Ending:... Ok, I approve.

  • @gratuitouslurking8610
    @gratuitouslurking8610 Před 7 lety +8

    "I review lamps!"

  • @StephEmra
    @StephEmra Před 8 lety +10

    This is a lot like "Amityvillie It's about time" with the possessed clock .

  • @chaptermastermarneuscalgar6926

    This isn't even the worst Amityville movie because the franchise has been dragged through the mud with direct to dvd movies that popped up after the remake with Ryan Renolds
    The Amityville Playhouse
    The Amityville Terror
    The Amityville Asylum
    The Amityville Haunting
    Amityville The Awakening (the only film in this list with a review rating higher then 3 stars)

  • @TessaGrayscale
    @TessaGrayscale Před 7 lety +1

    this is one of phelous' BEST reviews and it's criminally underrated! I've watched this one the most, it's so funny!

  • @DarkseidJoshua
    @DarkseidJoshua Před 2 lety +1

    This is my favourite Phelous review everytime you do that evil lamp voice I can't help but laugh 😂

  • @UndeadHavoc1
    @UndeadHavoc1 Před 8 lety +6

    Wait!
    It's dangerous to go alone!
    Take this!

  • @tonymata8070
    @tonymata8070 Před 5 měsíci +2

    I have an answer about why the house looks ok in this one, Amityville 3D was marketed as a non canonical entry in the franchise.
    When the trailer ends, there’s a text in the bottom that explicitly states that it’s not a sequel to the first movie or its prequel, The Possession.
    So canonically speaking it’s The Possession, The Amityville Horror and The Evil Escapes.

  • @JohnSmith-ns8si
    @JohnSmith-ns8si Před 8 lety +15

    how does a GAS POWERED CHAINSAW...?? It's not even an electric chainsaw!!

  • @LUCKO2022
    @LUCKO2022 Před 7 lety +8

    My girlfriends cat purs when he has his ears back. But then again he is a weird cat.

    • @CasaiAgicap
      @CasaiAgicap Před 7 lety +3

      Pixar The Great I read that as you saying your girlfriend purrs, and I got slightly depressed.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley Před 3 měsíci

      My first cat purred loudest while chewing my hand. She rarely broke through my skin but it usually hurt.

  • @biggeek2256
    @biggeek2256 Před 6 lety +3

    Lamp Wars Episode V: The Lamp Strikes Back

  • @AnvilPro100
    @AnvilPro100 Před 9 lety +8

    The lamp review, definitely my favorite of yours

  • @mariamcarthur417
    @mariamcarthur417 Před 4 lety +4

    Dam u are such a grate comedic reviewer. Always make me laugh 😂 and ur background info is grate too !!

  • @starlimitz2
    @starlimitz2 Před 5 lety +3

    Still one of my all time favorite Phelous reviews.

  • @eternalhikarinotenshi193
    @eternalhikarinotenshi193 Před 8 lety +10

    It looks like a Nightmare Before Christmas tree reject and also the people who does Amityville Horror must really be running out of ideas to come up for a evil lamp...I guess J.I.M. got his idea for Foamy The Squirrel Amityville Toaster from this stupid made movie. XD

  • @guilhermehank4938
    @guilhermehank4938 Před 9 lety +1

    Phelous, just want to tell you are the best at what you do. And no matter which year, from newest to oldest, the reviews are still just as good as ever.
    Keep the fantastic work.
    You fail to fail us, Phelous.

  • @JBailey889
    @JBailey889 Před 9 lety +3

    One of your funniest, I laughed so hard. Blip doesn't wok well for me with my crappy internet so really appreciate the CZcams Uploads

  • @Spooky_rusty
    @Spooky_rusty Před rokem

    you're hilarious man, really glad i came across this video, looking forward to watching more of your videos

  • @CozyMoose
    @CozyMoose Před rokem +2

    This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched on CZcams!

  • @Jopo1226
    @Jopo1226 Před 7 lety +2

    The lamp covered up the plumber to not alert the housekeeper to call an ambulance or police. The family would look for the housekeeper even if it tossed the coat away.

  • @matthewdove5528
    @matthewdove5528 Před 3 lety +1

    This is and always will be my favorite episode of your show

  • @93MANIAC
    @93MANIAC Před 8 měsíci +1

    Ever since I first saw this review almost a decade ago I have had the mental image of the evil lamp chasing the main characters by jumping around the house Pixar style

  • @jessaminehaak8253
    @jessaminehaak8253 Před 2 měsíci

    Genuinely one of my favourite pieces of content on the internet of all time XD love this review so much

  • @CyberB07
    @CyberB07 Před 9 lety +7

    Lmao! X'D Please stop, my sides are hurting! That lamp voice is too much! (especially since it sounds JUST like a cat)
    Yay for Linkara's Penguin laugh~ (he so needs to dress as him one day)

  • @EpicJasonX9000
    @EpicJasonX9000 Před rokem +3

    *We're Sorry, But Your Call Cannot Be Completed As Dialed Because It's Currently Being Blocked By A Lamp!*
    I still love that line and this review. definitely one of the funniest horror reviews you've ever done. ^-^

    • @reptile1687
      @reptile1687 Před 9 měsíci

      and he already had to pay the lost distance! lamp wins again!

  • @GoddessofAnubis
    @GoddessofAnubis Před rokem

    This is the one. My all time favorite Phelous review. I rewatch this one at least once a month and I laugh every damn time.

  • @Thane3999
    @Thane3999 Před 9 lety +5

    "The Evil lamp" should become a meme.

  • @LUCKO2022
    @LUCKO2022 Před 7 lety +1

    I have nostalgia to this film.
    1) It was the first Amityville movie I saw. I saw it on TV on Oct 31,1998. After this movie was over I saw Night of the Living Dead for the first time (the black and white one from 1968). Then I watched some Friday the 13th videos I rented which was parts VI and VII. It was a good night.
    2) My dad stayed up and watched them with me.... then later he had a heart attack and nearly died then and it was Nov 1 (since the heart attack happened at about 7 AM.
    After arguing with the ambulance to take him to the hospital (the paramedics kept claiming it was just gas and didn't want to take him, till I threatened to sue them if he dies. Good thing I did that BTW since his heart stopped about 1/2 way to the hospital and he had to be revived),btw I did get those paramedics fired as they weren't doing their job.

  • @zachbutler2241
    @zachbutler2241 Před 9 lety

    This was always one of my favorite episodes, so I'm glad it's on youtube.

  • @theloonyva5250
    @theloonyva5250 Před 7 lety +5

    "None of you suspected the lamp!"
    "Actually, we all kinda suspected the lamp"
    "Oh, I hate you guys!"
    XD I'm fucking dying

  • @lucykerslake5423
    @lucykerslake5423 Před 3 lety

    Love reliving my childhood through old phelous reviews. You're burned into my brain, man (in a good way)

  • @4sh70nGal
    @4sh70nGal Před 6 lety +4

    Oh god, Linkara really does look like The Penguin. Lol.

  • @TindraSan
    @TindraSan Před 5 lety

    this remains one of my absolute favorites of your videos

  • @JaymzBernard
    @JaymzBernard Před 5 lety +1

    This is one of my all-time favorite Phelous reviews. :)

  • @anikmonette2140
    @anikmonette2140 Před 6 lety +8

    I hate human shaped objects: they always make me jump because I think someone is there after not paying attention to them for a while...

    • @PrettyH8Mach1n3
      @PrettyH8Mach1n3 Před 6 lety +1

      anik monette my kitties do a good job of freaking me out without that. They stand on their hind legs and pat my shoulder to get my attention if I'm sitting down.

  • @DiscoTimelordASD
    @DiscoTimelordASD Před 5 lety +8

    A lamp... a dollhouse... they were desperately reaching for sequel ideas here weren't they? 😂😂😂😂

  • @williamtimonen6814
    @williamtimonen6814 Před 7 lety +6

    I want a cat/lamp roadtrip movie.

  • @alicered4198
    @alicered4198 Před 3 lety +1

    I would watch any movie where Phelous wrote lines for and voiced the monster. It would be the best horror spoof of all time.

  • @stuffnstuff720
    @stuffnstuff720 Před 8 lety +1

    Lampscream will soon be the new leader of the decepticons

  • @roisinjo6155
    @roisinjo6155 Před 6 lety +1

    "We're sorry but your call cannot be completed as dialed because of a lamp." XD

  • @Gat720Dua
    @Gat720Dua Před 8 lety +1

    That moment when you were playing with those lamps, I almost expected you to make a sudden realization about this is what your doing with your life.

  • @StarBlue42
    @StarBlue42 Před měsícem

    I can't believe how old this video is! Its always been my favorite from your horror movie era. Mainly because of the ridiculous premise 😂

  • @MrOrcshaman
    @MrOrcshaman Před 8 lety +4

    I want to see a movie purely about the Evil lamp and the Evil cat team up.