Yoko Ono Screaming at Art Show! (Original)
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- čas přidán 9. 09. 2010
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This is the first independent upload of a Voice Piece for Soprano & Wish Tree. This was filmed at the Museum of Modern Art. I first got word of this performance the day that it was filmed and called MoMA to ask if I may upload the video. The staff I spoke to gave me explicit permission to do so. (I wish I had gotten it in writing because I had no idea it would receive so much attention and CZcams has changed a lot in the last decade). I created a new title, and also added subtitles of "lyrics" which were attached below, but later I transcribed them over the video. This comedic take on the performance, the hours it took to transcribe phonetically accurate lyrics and subtitles, the subtitles themselves, and the optimized video title are my own work, which - in combination with the video - creates a transformative work of commentary/comedy/education. To be frank, I spent more time on the subtitles than could have possibly been taken to edit the original video, and I have tested the most searchable title, as well as cultivated an audience over the last decade to ensure that this performance remains in the public consciousness.
I am going to add more content to this channel. If - when I reapply for monetization - it is not granted, then I will most likely have to remove this video, despite the tremendous amount of time and effort that I've spent promoting, editing, and engaging in building an audience and image around this performance. I was given full permission to use this video, but as I said, things have changed a lot in the last 10+ years and unfortunately I did not get this permission in writing nor did I think to write down the name of the MoMA representative that I talked to. It's a bit hazy now, since I thought nothing of it at the time.
Another note: There is this fad called "yokoroll", "yokorolling", or "yokoroll'd" (yokorolled?) which was not something I anticipated and I find it hilarious! Basically this video of Yoko Ono screaming/singing, or performing her "art" is sent to unwitting recipients just like Rick Astley's music video for "Never Gonna Give You Up" (called: rickroll, rickrolling, rickroll'd, etc.). Yokoroll your friends! I love seeing the comments from people just baffled that they got this instead of a cooking video or whatever they were expecting. Thanks again everyone!
Yoko Ono will not let it be, and neither will I. She has inspired me to be annoying for the rest of my life. Thank you Mama Yoko!
#Yokoono #Yoko #Ono #MoMA #Beatles #PerformanceArt #Screaming - Zábava
Hey everyone. I have another channel where I post cover songs. It's not as good as Yoko, but it's something. czcams.com/video/-WewwU7pGNc/video.html Thanks for checking it out. Also, I'm still posting that Yoko video on this channel. I haven't forgotten about you.
Again, thanks for checking it out!
If your songs are anything slightly better than yoko Ono doing what ever the hell this is, I'm sure it's wonderful to listen to. Best of luck
daym that cover slaps.
@@gilbertm2444 Thank you!
My mummy does that
The entry was free, the exit wasn’t.
shit load of wonga
this is how to make bank, make the price lower the longer they stay in the room
They each lost their souls when they stood in silence and let the witch scream her deepest pit of Hades wailing.
You got business running on your blood, son
OMG might be the best comment I've ever read
It's like a toddler at a party discovers the microphone and realises they can hear their own voice
Don't insult turdlers.
"I'm going to shit on your plate and you're going to eat it and thank me for it." -Yoko Ono
@@Wiederkauen I’m gonna use this as a lyric, I love this 😂. But ur right man damn idk if she’s actually being serious or not
Much worse
yoko has understood what people need. just do nonsense and people are so stupid and throw money after them.
The fact that John Lennon thought this was hot was my main reason for never doing LSD
John was on way more then lsd to think this woman was attractive lmao, that's a shit reason to miss out on probably the best drug known to man other then don't , you missed out but it ain't too late my man 😂
OMG...people swinging HAYMAKERS down here in the comments!
It's not acid I've done tons of that stuff (or grams) and she's not it
Out of all the women on earth, he left the Beatles for her 😂
microdosing is one thing ... But hallucinogenic doses are too similar to the concept of The Forbidden Fruit ... They do large doses of psychadellics then publically say God isn't real then die..
When you're rich it's called art but when you're poor its called being a public nuisance.
😅 true
A talent like this only comes along so often. /s
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No when your poor it’s called a mental health disorder
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"Don't clap because it happened, clap because it's over"
-The audience, probably
Lol
Best comment
Nah, it's an art show. They're probably in deep thought thinking the deep meaning behind it like the glasses a visitor left on the floor.
Yesss
Accurate
My grandma loves this song, she fell down the stairs and she started singing this
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she hurt her toe on the way down
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😂
This comment made me laugh for one minute straight!
Play this at a funeral and I guarantee you the dead will awaken
Nah instead of being 6 feet under they would go and dig 12 feet more
Lol
John would wake up and look for his killer to do it again
Rather, the living would join the deceased.
And rund for their lives 😂
Netflix : Are You Still Watching?
Someone's daughter :
OW HELL NAW 💀
KKKKKKKK
10/10
underrated Commet
@1:43
I set this audio as an alarm for 6:00am, now I'm up at 5:00am.
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10 minutes later...I'm still laughing at this comment! XD XD XD
We're all up at 5am after that.
I've had to get a diazapam prescription, in perpetuity.
😂 I’m reading this at 5:07 AM 😂
Jajaja 😂🤣 en eso estaba pensando
The difference between this being art and complete insanity is how famous you are
Correct.
Yep, the meth addict on my block is an artist technically but people call the cops on him for screaming at you like this at the gas station, it’s free art
@@baileyreynolds461 yoko ono performs at the gas station?
@@DoctorTauri Lennon's money had to run out some time
@@DoctorTauri sadly the person at my gas station is a male so I’m very sure he’s not Yoko Ono, but y’all gave me an idea if I market this screaming crackhead correctly I can say he’s an ‘artist’ and that his insanity is a work of pure art because it’s abstract and showcases the madness within us all in this modern world or some such gibberish idk I’ll think of the specifics later I’ll pay the artist in his drug of choice and he can scream for a paying audience instead of the average joe pumping gas
This concludes our test of the emergency broadcast system.
LMBO!
Had this been a actual emergency you would have been supplied with 3” drywall screws to put in your ears.
The most tragic thing about watching this is not the performance itself, but the fact that all of us here had to go through tremendous struggles and pains and triumphs in our lives… just to watch this performance, and the fact that people actually watched that performance and CLAPPED afterwards! Sad state of affairs.
If i would be there, i would also clap when it is over.
this is exactly what she was trying to achieve
she is mocking the audience lol
they also mindlessly clapped vigorously after Bill Gates talked about "doing a good enough job with depopulation" in a TED talk here on yt. it's there and he says it and they all applaud their own demise.........
Post-modernism.... crisis of meaning
It’s fine if you don’t like it, but you don’t get to tell other people what they should and shouldn’t enjoy. You’re not the art gatekeeper.
Imagine what you could achieve with just 1% of Yoko's confidence
😂👍
Please 😭😂😂
OOH UH AH OWWWWWW
Its easy when you are a millionaire and associted to celebrities thanks to your superstar husband to endulge yourself into idiotism.
There's a fine line between confidence and public nuisance.
They say love is blind... For John Lennon it must have been deaf too
FactHub and probably the rest of the fab 4 is deaf by her demonic screams.
Nice unoriginal comment u dunce. How about u comment something new
yeah bro i just went to find a video of someone trying to defend yoko ono's singing, saw this exact same comment, made 5 months ago. Do you really go from video to video stealing comments to get likes? like what does that do for you? You know you didn't think of something that people thought was funny, so what do you get out of it?
@@dainodawg3160 internet likes
@@dainodawg3160 yea I just watched like 6 videos and this was literally on every single one of them
Screaming in an art gallery and getting applauded for it - now that's what I call talent.
They applauded because it was over
I Just can't Imagine WHY New York People would even want to watch this shit!?!
she must have done some *freaky stuff* for John to tolerate her
Lennon was a weird, messed-up dude.
His dependence on Yoko was an indication of deep psycho-pathology.
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This is the heaviest revenge the Japanese took from the allies after the war
Lmfao
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The residual radiation had devastating effects apparently
I guess ignoring the Geneva Convention just wasn't enough for them
That’s the best comment on here!😆
She'll never be accused of plagiarism.
at least not until goats get legal rights
Frank Zappa should have done.
Jonbhoy67 Who in their right mind would want to plagiarize this?
Yes. She can be by a dying cat
Except by Nikki Minaj.
同じ日本人として、世界中の人に謝りたい
I don't blame the Japanese for her. I blame John Lennon for lying to her by telling her that she can sing and that she is an important artist. He deceived her, and now she punishes the public.
あなたの謝罪を受け入れます
It's not your responsibility to apologize for her because she's Japanese, it's the responsibility of listeners to walk out on her. We should make sure that she knows that what she's doing is musically coarse, rough and bad-mannered.
Apology accepted 😂
😄
I mean, if this doesn't convince you to follow your dreams, I don't know what will.
😂
I can't argue there.
This is what happens when no one tells you are bad at something
Underrated comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Well said
Agreed
Amen!
If she was being electrocuted by the microphone, how would anyone know?
lmao
More to the point, would anyone care?
Haha 🤣🤣 comment if the year
people who fund modern art would probably grieve. Some may even kill themselves over her death. And then the global IQ average would rise a couple of points.
😂
I heard ppl were paying 5k at the door. That’s the price to leave
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I cant breathe 😂😂😂😊
All 3 canines in my house started howling when Ono started "singing"...
obviously ancestral memories from the cavemen singing in the stone age 🤣🤣
They just don't write songs like that anymore.
Yep, the last one made that way was about 14000 years ago.
Yokatta...
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
Thank God I am deaf
Its a shame
When she does it, people applaud but when I do it, my neighbours call the cops on me.
My neighbors think I am murdering someone
when the fucken bums do it we cross the street.
mgk2600 If it were Yoko, you'd get a medal
Myriadman lol fucking facts!!!!
Because cops can applaud better
I'm calling my attorney!.. I wrote this song when I tried hooking up my dryer without cutting off the breaker on the 220 line
😂😂🤣🤣
When you have Beatles money and no one tells you the truth.
Sound engineer: "You should step away from the microphone a bit"
Yoko: "How much?"
Engineer: "for about eighty years"
😂😂
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Which is roughly how long the bitch has been in the business. This is NOT art. It's simply contrived, forced crap.
ahhh your profile picture 💗💗💗
@@mjcoolswagtv8839 c:
I can't believe this has subtitles.
It was a pain in the ass.
GrandmasterofWin thanks for your hard work
Huahahahahahohohohohahahuauau
Dear god no
Not even the deaf are safe from this travesty.
She just turned 91 and her voice is still every bit as good as it was then.
and she is JUST AS ATTRACTIVE AS SHE EVER WAS, prove me wrong :))
She's 90?!
She makes the Kardashians look asif they actually did something to earn their fame.
Song title:
"I Stepped on a Lego."
*chuckles* thanks pal that was very comic I LAIUGHED.
I would give this a reddit gold if I could, kind stranger. :)_ hahah did not mean to put underscore lmao
No. It’s called stroke
I stepped on lego or a lego brick, not 'a lego'
I tend to swear a lot and loud when I step on Lego. Its more like constipation. . . . After eating leggos!
"I walk over Legos for 3 minutes"
Yoko is one of those people that would literally fart in a microphone then tell you you're not enlightened enough to understand the artistic piece she just performed
Actually I heard that one. Thought it was pretty good.
@@sirianfelixbrightonesquire3247lmao
Nope, that would be me, she being an artist just wouldn't care about your opinion
😂
Im pretty sure South Park covered all this 😂
Her song is called 'Monday Morning'.
Monday Mourning
If only The Beatles let her be their lead singer, history could be rewritten...lol
That's Paul McCartney's and George Harrison's nightmare.
That's marty mcfly's George Jefferson's nightmarishly Coca-Cola.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She was a key factor in The Beatles' breakup.
Absolutely
Ringo at this point was stoned out of his mind.
Shoutout to the man who made the subtitles. Absolute comedy.
0:12 OH lawd she coming
OMGGGGGGG
Trueee lol
I think is vizarre 🤢🤮
Oh crap. That is comedy gold.
“Bro, I don’t even know”
- The closed caption writer
If you turn the subtitles on this is fucking hilarious. It captions everything well😂
This is a very talented singer. I was in a coma for 6 months and I woke up just to turn it off.
😂
Lol. My sides hurt from laughing
bad 🛁
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Lol!!!
How it feels to chew 5 gum
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Radya Ichwandiputra Stimulate your dead husband
Stimulate your senses.
Just been scrolling through the comments and spat my tea out out when I saw yours lol fucking hilarious!
LMAO!!!!
Get rid of the death penalty and just put this on loop for life sentences.
No one:
The special ed kid trying to warn me that the quiet kid is pulling out a gun:
LOL LOL
Whoever did the subtitles for this deserves a medal.
I am so glad you pointed that out
This made me laugh harder than anything in my life
0:55 "jesus take the wheel" , jesus cant save this
I literally went through that hell again only to read the subtitles 😂
@@paulagabriela8399 thank you for this Paula
Well, I'll give her this-- she has a great set of lungs!
Her singing is in line with the quality of modern "art" these days.
She finally got her revenge on that sound engineer who shut off her mic during the chuck berry performance 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a sound engineer myself, I can tell you right now that anyone of us with even a shred of common sense would’ve done the same thing
That sound engineer did the right thing 🤣.
@@iancunn99 everyone in there must be crazy asf then 😂😂😂😭💀
@@stormluna8124 please who would actually enjoy this
I literally just watched that video a few minutes ago on Facebook which lead me here 😂
Imagine being so famous that 30 years after your death, your girlfriend can do this and get an applause.
ROFL
ROFL
Wife*
Yoko must’ve had the gorilla grip
@@Lcavila94 STOP
Hail to the king who wrote the captions
I'm using this as my ringtone 😂
When my friend makes an unfunny joke
I don't know why this comment made me laugh more than it should.
Avid Kafka same
i thought this was actually nicki
Mr Dio ?
When your boss tells a bad joke but you need a raise
1:44
when your food is hot but you eat it anyways
edit: wow thanks for all the likes guys! hope y’all have a great day!
😂😂😂😂😂
Shut up now I can’t stop laughing
gold
@@crazykano XD
Jennifer Castelan or when u go into bath and the water is too hot
Normally, we're told that love is blind. I believe that in John Lennons' case, it was deaf.
Still sounds the same these days. Didn’t lose a thing vocally.
The entry is free, but the exit is not.
yep, paid with a lifetime of nightmares
Dude I LMAO! I have to remember that one!
If you laugh loud enough, they'll let you out for free.
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Nice! Copy and paste comment
This song must’ve taken years to write
Fat kitten co. How many years? :O
@@lunahetfield who are you?
It took years cause it deaficated every one who tried to record it
Some claim shes brilliant
Thank god they have the lyrics in the description
This is why you should always test your drugs before you take them.
If she wasnt Lennons wife , all those idiots that cheered up would have called the cops on her😂😂😂
"Love isn't blind, it's deaf" - John Lennon
He was both
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@@user-zm6ox4cn9c 😄
This woman not only broke up The Beatles but she also made Paul start Wings AND to join Nirvana 🤦♂️ The world should not forgive her for any of this. If this were the 1600's, she would've been burned at the stake. Actually, I don't see why we can't do it now 🤷♂️🤦♂️
@@Lenny.262 Most sane Beatles fan.
Guys stop making so many good comments.
My wrist is hurting from liking them all.
i want that profile pic of mordi
Same lmfao
That’s why your wrist is hurting huh?
Same here. I’m laughing my Yoko off and I’m not even high. Lol
It's 2024 already and I keep returning here to listen to this masterpiece
CZcams offered to "skip non music" so once I clicked it just ended the video.
Applauding is not the correct response to someone having a stroke.
a stroke while climaxing
+MandTplaythroughs It is if yoko ono is the one having the stroke.
No, it's jazz hands. Clapping is too triggering.
+MandTplaythroughs Better to use jazzhands maybe?
+MandTplaythroughs LMAO!
Im so lucky my friends are honest to me when i'm not good at something.
Haha mga tropa
😅
@@centiments11 tnginamo
@@mikey0220 I love you too
Don’t worry your not as bad as this anything is better even trump is better not a trump supporter so don’t hate on me
this is what every types of modern art feels like to normal humans
I'd rather hear revolution 9 over and over than hear yoko scream
This song is extremely catchy. I sang it in the shower once. Somehow, the next day i woke up in a mental hospital.
And here I thought it was a song to teach people how to fake an orgasm...
Haha good times
I would imagine someone sounding somewhat like this, if the water was far too cold.
You too? My neighbors didn't join in with me after I showed them how catchy this song was
I sang it in the shower and my next neighbour called the police and the police called an ambulance .
I'm pretty shure that microphone is still in therapy.
I c what you did here
haha, nice.
I hope they euthanized it; nothing could recover from that.
sneaked one in there didnt ya
Shure?
His big toenail is buried, and they are cutting it without anesthesia
What the subtitles at 2:21 say:
"The hat, the mindless clapping, the 2 foot stature, sunglasses indoors as she struts to the exit like she just invented sliced bread. It's all so mesmerizing and vapid. Is life worth it when billions of people struggle just to live, pouring their blood and spirit into beautiful works of art that never see an audience, people starving in the streets, yet other people can waltz into a prestigious art museum and vomit random animal grunts to thunderous applause. Either the Matrix is glitching, or something is wrong with the spirit of the age. Everyone clapping knows that they just heard garbage, yet none had the bravery to boo, because this little baby Yoda California raisin happens to be famous? There is hope though. The ratio on this video gives me hope. The 'toxic' comments give me hope. People with massive wealth love to spread the meme that vocalizing disgust or showing aversion to the ugly, depraved or vapid 'art' they trough-feed us is 'toxic behavior.' It's a matter of perspective. A virus would love to call the defensive behavior of your immune system 'toxic.' - Zarathustra."
Gotta give her respect for channeling the spirit of a broken washing machine
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😭😭😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀AF
@@maldonadomaldonado3298 The subtitles tho. 💀💀💀
@@skepchica 🤣🤣💀
John's ghost was fingering her. The whole time.
Literally if 2020 was a song, it will be this
Jajajajaja xddd
OMFG dude. LOL
Hee hee
Still better than lil Wayne.
Most music is this
This is probably where the whole craziness we see today began.
“Art”
We need more songs like this. So beautiful! 😢😢😢
I’m glad to see she’s enjoying her visit to our human planet earth.
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Lmao
😂😂😂
XD
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The way she effortlessly annoys people is genuinely admirable.
No it isn't.
And yet people keeps faking being entertained to appear "cultivated" and "open-minded".
@@yanm8633 no they do not.
@@yourfavoritenetcitizen6525 Then they are crazier than the singer.
@@yanm8633 incel troll spotted
2:14 The best part of the video.
Like how the most replayed point in the video is when she's walking off.
“I call this piece: ‘Sitting on a cactus and getting stuck there for two minutes’...”
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wtf hahah
"Sitting on a cactus
Waiting for the show to end"
John Lennon 'I am the deaf man'
😂😂😂😂😂
For John love was deaf
I can’t believe everyone just stood around. Nobody helped the poor lady!!??
Lmao
Lol
That kind of help would be termed "justifiable homicide".
I know right, she had a stroke on stage and everyone just stood there.
@@gennymikel4296 hahahahaha
Sometimes art needs to be kept to yourself
The vocalizing of someone who has pinched his scrotum with the zipper, and is desperately attempting to untangle the mess.
This is what John heard every night
Poor dude
Oh dear. And this is just normal artistic screaming
Wow... Poor John..
No wonder he had hired someone to kill him
Thats why he stopped going down on her
I wasn’t even there and I want my money back.
You’ve written this comment again in another Yoko Ono vid XD
I want my ear back
I want real art back.
RIGHT??
@@amultistanthatcanstangroup3996 it was on the were on water video
I was there... Ears were bleeding and i was about dead when a few feet from me there was a time displacement window opening up and the Terminator walked out from it and extended his hand and said " Come with me if you want to LIVE "
Last I heard, the microphone and speaker system filed a complaint with the Occupational Safety and Health Administration.
New Yorkers get to hear this masterpiece on the subway at least once a week
I was about to say, and doesn't cost a lot of ticket money to see it too. They do it for free, not even asking for change for their performance. usually occuring somewhere after 11PM. clothes is optional for them too, but the smell is always free... always free..
But the subway people are better at it.
This is the most hilarious comment ever. Because it's so true. There is always some crazy running around doing their cover version of this song.
They in love with pain!?
You can tell the people doing this on the subway are pretty special because all the other commuters let them have the car all to themselves!
I can't say who is worst. Yoko, or the people clapping.
I agree. Held my breath at the end to see if anyone would clap, thought there might just be an awkward silence. Seriously, why on earth would you even applaud??
They clapped because she stopped
@@clarealdam6358 lol
Hey this is art! Isn't it?
Chocolate Cosmos I’ll admit, it’s pretty amusing.
Proof fame doesn’t come from talent
She goes from having a stroke, to laughing, to moaning
George: She's awful.
Paul: She's terrible.
Ringo: She can't sing.
John: I love her~
Pinky and the brain reference lol
Haha! Yes! XD
yoyo nono
Best reference ever
P&TB predicted this
thank you for providing lyrics
Hilarious comment
Raymond Curtis OMG I KNOW LOL
Raymond Curtis you sir, deserve my upvote. well played. now if you will excuse me; i'll lip sync. AAAAAAAAAA UUU AUUUAAGGAGAA UUUUU AAAAAA!
Raymond Curtis Yeah, now we just need an interprettation of those "lyrics" lol!
Raymond Curtis it's actually impressive how they took the time and effort to type it all out lol
I'm gonna add this to my friend's ASMR playlist.
I’ll never understand Lenon. They say love is blind , but is it also deaf ??😂😅
"hows life going?"
me:
the kinkshame express One out of the best comments I've read all day
Best comment
the kinkshame express
AWESOME LOL !!
You are god
Yes! Same!
when you're trying to get a hot bowl out of the microwave
@Mr. 8-Bit Doggo
Yeah, this sound is more akin to eating a pizza straight from the oven and forgetting to wait until the cheese settles.
😂😂😂
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Muted the video but the subtitles are killing me 😂😂 Never been a fan of the Beatles myself but I don't really understand how this woman even got involved with them to such degree, she doesn't seem to have much to show. That rant was real as hell bro...
She must have had something on all of them.
Maybe they were all secretly gay or whatever
Without subtitles, this video is ball-cringingly awkward. With subtitles, it's one of the funniest things I have ever seen.