WE'RE ALL WATER by Yoko Ono

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  • čas přidán 13. 02. 2008
  • Stan Bronstein is the sax player. Tex Gabriel is the other guitarist. Gary Van Scyoc is the bassist. Adam Ippolito is the keyboardist. Rich Frank is the drummer.
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  • @huppmoile
    @huppmoile Před 4 lety +6453

    I wasn’t even there and I want my money back.

  • @witchyflowerchild7201
    @witchyflowerchild7201 Před 5 lety +21034

    They say love is blind, but I guess in the case of John Lennon it is also deaf

    • @jgrayersqueen
      @jgrayersqueen Před 5 lety +133

      Lol

    • @lorenza13
      @lorenza13 Před 5 lety +327

      I LAUGHED SOO HARD WHEN I READ THIS! LMFAO

    • @1withgod502
      @1withgod502 Před 5 lety +88

      You stole a comment from 3 years ago and rearranged the words a little

    • @MrRob1967
      @MrRob1967 Před 5 lety +30

      Do you do standup? LOL! Good one!

    • @tooley6969
      @tooley6969 Před 5 lety +36

      So true, did he just bring back a crazy woman from nam?

  • @Tatoon
    @Tatoon Před 5 měsíci +514

    That moment when you realize this is the best you've ever heard her sing.

  • @jackiechan1930
    @jackiechan1930 Před 6 měsíci +999

    This song is amazing!!! I played it at my Uncle's funeral and he jumped straight out of the coffin and smashed the record player. He's still alive to this day, but strangely his hearing isn't great.

    • @wolves1980
      @wolves1980 Před 5 měsíci +11

      John really loved her tho to let her sing

    • @cyberwastemusic5560
      @cyberwastemusic5560 Před 5 měsíci +8

      ​@wolves1980 yes loved her to have all the affairs

    • @wolves1980
      @wolves1980 Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@cyberwastemusic5560 I didn't now that

    • @jwalker7277
      @jwalker7277 Před 3 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cherylmitchell9285
      @cherylmitchell9285 Před 2 měsíci

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😊😊😊😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @kosi684
    @kosi684 Před 5 lety +3270

    The only reason I still watch this video is for the comment section.

  • @seaserpent9173
    @seaserpent9173 Před 7 lety +5255

    ringo: shes awful
    paul: shes terrible
    george: she cant sing
    john: i love her

    • @brandon2932
      @brandon2932 Před 7 lety +168

      God bless Animaniacs!

    • @JackVox
      @JackVox Před 7 lety +480

      ringo: why?
      paul: why?
      george: why?
      john: Because she sucks a good dick!

    • @liverloop123
      @liverloop123 Před 7 lety +70

      God John's more animated than he was in the last three years of the beatles....no matter how hard you tried johnny she was fucking awful

    • @RIARISSADJ
      @RIARISSADJ Před 7 lety +6

      Alex Bernhardt n

    • @seaserpent9173
      @seaserpent9173 Před 7 lety +4

      that was not my intention

  • @nedmerrill6228
    @nedmerrill6228 Před 5 měsíci +339

    This song got rid of my hemorrhoids, they went back inside.

    • @darlingdeb7010
      @darlingdeb7010 Před 4 měsíci +10

      😂😂😂😂😂 gold. I keep coming back to this dang song just to read the comments.

    • @yanetescobar2277
      @yanetescobar2277 Před 4 měsíci +3

      😂😂🤣😂😂

    • @JOHNELIUX
      @JOHNELIUX Před 2 měsíci +2

      Hahaha me 💩de risa

    • @rezyousuf4954
      @rezyousuf4954 Před 2 měsíci

      Brilliant !😂

    • @luisteobal7619
      @luisteobal7619 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@darlingdeb7010😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @geort45
    @geort45 Před 6 měsíci +123

    Yoko is a master of emulating realistic nature sounds, in this case of explosive diarrhea after a feast in Chipotle's

  • @jonasvangeertsom1790
    @jonasvangeertsom1790 Před 4 lety +5750

    Im starting to think john hired someone to kill him

    • @kayilla6413
      @kayilla6413 Před 4 lety +161

      bruuhhhhh lmao

    • @raquelb731
      @raquelb731 Před 4 lety +188

      I can’t even laugh 😆 cause I feel like I’m going to hell.... 😂

    • @frostag4821
      @frostag4821 Před 4 lety +177

      I wasn't expecting this.. I can't stop laughting. This is so wrong

    • @rachellewalker1257
      @rachellewalker1257 Před 4 lety +27

      Shutup😂😂😂

    • @yotimm_9350
      @yotimm_9350 Před 4 lety +14

      He must have i mean after this he was ashamed lamouth

  • @kevp6488
    @kevp6488 Před 4 lety +2953

    People rehearsed for this.
    People applauded for this.
    Some people even paid for this.
    The drugs must have been really good back then.

    • @philiph.2128
      @philiph.2128 Před 4 lety +51

      Youre right, but maybe they Just wanted To See The Other Guys and John Lennon Play their instruments

    • @The68lespaul
      @The68lespaul Před 4 lety +12

      now that's some funny shit, and probably stone ass true as fuck, too bad I gave it all up years ago, but then I wasn't around back then either, well then I didn't miss a fucking thing, except this shit that makes me want to cut my fucking ears off, when she unwound the microphone from around the mic stand, someone should have ran up to it and pulled the fucking plug out of the mic, God how the fuck is john Lennon of all people think that was cool, oh because she was sucking his dick, right,right, gotcha , had he not let her think she could sing, she may have said I don't sing johnny, me no suck no more dick, I sing, I suck you long time , got it bitch ! LOL,

    • @allizappamcminn4376
      @allizappamcminn4376 Před 4 lety +6

      Kev P nah.John was just deaf

    • @dumpster_mcgee_96
      @dumpster_mcgee_96 Před 4 lety +4

      Kev P Well, it was the 70’s, so...

    • @adavidbujanda
      @adavidbujanda Před 4 lety

      Nice

  • @metuselahjones6905
    @metuselahjones6905 Před 6 měsíci +113

    Yoko is one of the greatest comedians of that generation. She had us all fooled.

  • @KyloCline
    @KyloCline Před 6 měsíci +152

    This song makes me think this is why we have serial killers.

  • @JoshDanielAnglo
    @JoshDanielAnglo Před 3 lety +3436

    "2020"
    written by: Stephen King
    directed by: Quentin Tarantino
    soundtrack by: Yoko Ono

  • @seanharmon713
    @seanharmon713 Před 3 lety +7927

    If yoko has the confidence to sing like this, then you have the confidence to ask that girl out

  • @bluecollar825
    @bluecollar825 Před 6 měsíci +83

    I love the way the sax accompanies her little vocal freakouts. It's like some Benny Hill episode music.🎶🤣🤘

    • @Niko3387Y
      @Niko3387Y Před 3 měsíci +1

      😂

    • @sharivehrs9172
      @sharivehrs9172 Před 2 měsíci +1

      YES - YES - YES!!!! I heard the Benny Hill soundtrack in this! 😂

    • @chriscody1761
      @chriscody1761 Před 5 dny

      I heard it as well, kept waiting on Benny running on lol

  • @REAMC07
    @REAMC07 Před 6 měsíci +277

    My mom told me when she first saw this when she was a kid and laughed so hard she pee'd her pants and her sister being so terrified of her (Yoko) she ran off screaming thinking she was an actual witch

    • @YokoonoLennon-cj5ze
      @YokoonoLennon-cj5ze Před 6 měsíci +13

      Thank you for the love and support,fans like you keep me going and strong ❤

    • @deborahh2556
      @deborahh2556 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I think there's more truth in that than many know.

    • @mindyabiznessthatsalljustm8134
      @mindyabiznessthatsalljustm8134 Před měsícem +1

      That's hilarious! With the way the picture quality was on those TV's back then (especially if it wasn't in color), I don't blame your poor aunt for thinking it was a real witch LOL

    • @edwinkamunge
      @edwinkamunge Před 23 hodinami

      😂😂😭

  • @romang2857
    @romang2857 Před 4 lety +1178

    My personal favorite lyric was "aaohuahohuhuao". It made me so emotional. What's your favorite??

    • @sundusibrahimali7099
      @sundusibrahimali7099 Před 4 lety +4

      Roman G 😂

    • @lcross796
      @lcross796 Před 4 lety +6

      😂

    • @Khushi-wf6sp
      @Khushi-wf6sp Před 4 lety +30

      Roman G WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE ?? Eeeeeeoooooooeoeeeoooooeeeoooooo!

    • @brittsorber9754
      @brittsorber9754 Před 4 lety +31

      Thanks, I spit Coke through my nose, LMAO.

    • @giana2676
      @giana2676 Před 4 lety +14

      That’s my favorite too it makes me cry so much. My cats cry and my does whimpers. It speaks to us.

  • @JohnSmith-su3ze
    @JohnSmith-su3ze Před rokem +3481

    Yoko's singing is a miracle. My Dad has been paralyzed from the waist down for 17 years. When i played this song he said "enough" stood up, walked over, and turned it off. Thank you Yoko!

    • @Immortal.Dragon
      @Immortal.Dragon Před rokem +32

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hahaha 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @norapeterson6331
      @norapeterson6331 Před rokem +17

      Lmao

    • @Insane4Twain
      @Insane4Twain Před rokem +23

      Physical therapists should pipe this in for the benefit of patients, eh? I know I'D run out to escape this.

    • @raynbillson2601
      @raynbillson2601 Před rokem +10

      Original..

    • @wandabyers3751
      @wandabyers3751 Před rokem +11

      May 11, 2023 how did anybody get to release music with a voice like this? Just a rhetorical question! LOL 🤦🤔🙄

  • @personzorz
    @personzorz Před 6 měsíci +42

    Don't be sad that it happened. Be glad that it's over.

  • @deathpunches
    @deathpunches Před 7 měsíci +81

    There isn’t a drug on earth that can get you high enough to understand this.

  • @jecksonvasceroli1576
    @jecksonvasceroli1576 Před 2 lety +9905

    Yoko had never disappointed me. I always expect the worst, and that's what she brings me.

    • @canaldequalquercoisa
      @canaldequalquercoisa Před 2 lety +88

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @j.c7719
      @j.c7719 Před 2 lety +15

      Hater

    • @jecksonvasceroli1576
      @jecksonvasceroli1576 Před 2 lety +67

      @@j.c7719 wow, "hate" is such a strong word...

    • @j.c7719
      @j.c7719 Před 2 lety +12

      @@jecksonvasceroli1576 Why do you feel the need to be negative and critical about her? Have you actually listened to her records?

    • @jecksonvasceroli1576
      @jecksonvasceroli1576 Před 2 lety +84

      @@j.c7719 yes

  • @fantalps4604
    @fantalps4604 Před 5 lety +791

    John left the beatles for this?

  • @DerekCastleSr.
    @DerekCastleSr. Před 6 měsíci +62

    Little known trivia: Yoko actually babysat for Jeffrey Dahmer and sang him lullabies every night.

  • @mrmorgangatsu
    @mrmorgangatsu Před 7 měsíci +77

    I sat through this whole song to test my patience and i now realize life has absolutely no meaning and our struggles are pointless.

  • @louiskelly9713
    @louiskelly9713 Před 3 lety +2805

    Yoko: screeching like a banshee
    John: isn’t she great

  • @milkpatty7984
    @milkpatty7984 Před 4 lety +8384

    Yoko Ono is one of the greatest vocalist of the century. The ability to combine the sound of hot oil being poured over a cat and a dolphin being skinned alive it unprecedented.

  • @toronto-policeandcityaudit1539
    @toronto-policeandcityaudit1539 Před 6 měsíci +27

    I almost got attacked by a Grizzley Bear once until I blasted Yoko singing.

  • @jcolterh
    @jcolterh Před 6 měsíci +14

    Imagine being John David Chapman and shooting John instead of Yoko. He must have really been crazy.

  • @user-hy5jy7sf9j
    @user-hy5jy7sf9j Před 3 lety +3919

    Yoko: screeches
    John: you're doing great sweetie

    • @chaitannyak9505
      @chaitannyak9505 Před 3 lety +62

      ‘screeches’ lmao

    • @HibiscusFlowerFC
      @HibiscusFlowerFC Před 3 lety +17

      LMAO

    • @scaredringo775
      @scaredringo775 Před 3 lety +26

      @@wyatt3239 chill out man

    • @onnietalone3181
      @onnietalone3181 Před 3 lety +7

      @@wyatt3239 some will never get it

    • @onnietalone3181
      @onnietalone3181 Před 3 lety +1

      some still think u no, that it does not smell or stink, smelled all,. hey takes a real soul to help another try, let go of the inhibitions,, let it go, they understand little,

  • @Kelvin5378
    @Kelvin5378 Před 5 lety +1938

    I have a dude at work who said he likes her music so I wanted to check her songs out ....I will never speak to this dude again everyone thinking this is good I don't trust

    • @sujatara
      @sujatara Před 5 lety +89

      Probably a pretentious hipster 🌚

    • @jordansayshello1387
      @jordansayshello1387 Před 5 lety +14

      "No one can see me like you do" is okay. I'm a little scared to look for better ones. She's probably a better writer.

    • @LauraLegends
      @LauraLegends Před 5 lety +8

      Don’t trust him

    • @angi3529
      @angi3529 Před 5 lety +5

      I think it’s good too. 😅

    • @jenniferbringman9054
      @jenniferbringman9054 Před 5 lety +1

      I’am laughing! To horrible to listen to. I had to turn it off!

  • @BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers
    @BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers Před 5 měsíci +51

    4:55 To be honest, I can understand the standing ovation. The audience is so glad it's over.

  • @TheHorsebox2
    @TheHorsebox2 Před 6 měsíci +29

    "As soon as we get the buzz out of the speaker..."
    It wasn't even plugged in, it was Yoko warming up.

  • @jacquesdefroufrou6004
    @jacquesdefroufrou6004 Před 4 lety +1819

    Imagine how she sang a lullaby for her kids.

    • @CS_GOD64
      @CS_GOD64 Před 4 lety +17

      Underrated comment. 🤣🤣

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield Před 4 lety +26

      Jacques De Frou Frou o god..... i feel so bad for her kids now!

    • @sandrapd3247
      @sandrapd3247 Před 4 lety +174

      “Mom can you sing us a lullaby?*
      “Sure!”
      *AEUAYEUAHOOAEUAAYEEOO*

    • @cxctus_georgeharrison3717
      @cxctus_georgeharrison3717 Před 4 lety +44

      Poor Sean and Jules Man.

    • @clara7950
      @clara7950 Před 4 lety +34

      now i know why everyone thinks they mistreated their kids-

  • @cromlech6167
    @cromlech6167 Před 8 lety +1601

    My god, she was the first troll of all time!

    • @cameronjansz88
      @cameronjansz88 Před 8 lety +18

      classic

    • @fishstyx3296
      @fishstyx3296 Před 8 lety +17

      WHATS THE DIFFERENCE

    • @markokecman1177
      @markokecman1177 Před 8 lety +49

      She takes herself way too seriously to be a troll... IMO anyway..

    • @cromlech6167
      @cromlech6167 Před 8 lety +36

      Brian Griffin Maybe even that is just a master troll move. Like how Will Ferrell seems serious when he's trollin hard

    • @markokecman1177
      @markokecman1177 Před 8 lety +2

      Cromlech616 Hhhmm?... well there might be something to that friend...

  • @trevorclive
    @trevorclive Před 4 měsíci +15

    I'm gonna start recommending Yoko Ono to people I secretly hate. I'm gonna recommend entire albums.

  • @DerekCastleSr.
    @DerekCastleSr. Před 6 měsíci +23

    Every time yoko sings a kitten dies

  • @1marceltony
    @1marceltony Před 8 lety +2151

    love is not only blind...but also tone deaf !

    • @1marceltony
      @1marceltony Před 8 lety +9

      what a shitty wanna be singer !

    • @henryhill3778
      @henryhill3778 Před 8 lety +20

      +moe roy True insanity to allow that bitch near a microphone or stage... She is so lucky she's got his Money... cause she's be broke otherwise... not an ounce of talent.

    • @fladsondasilva8562
      @fladsondasilva8562 Před 8 lety +6

      hahaha

    • @kbean63
      @kbean63 Před 7 lety +6

      moe roy Now THAT was the best comment yet.

    • @user-qu1ic1mw2u
      @user-qu1ic1mw2u Před 7 lety +3

      moe roy best comment ever

  • @moxiex2300
    @moxiex2300 Před 4 lety +433

    The Band members are thinking: I cant believe we are getting paid for this!!!!!

    • @adamscott7354
      @adamscott7354 Před 3 lety +4

      I think after a point the ear rape would have made them feel like they weren't being paid enough to endure enemy agent level rendition torture

    • @anitat9727
      @anitat9727 Před 3 lety +2

      More like "we'd better be getting payed for this." I'm surprised they didn't demand hazard pay.

    • @SriLestari-tz3zz
      @SriLestari-tz3zz Před 3 lety

      😂

    • @user-jt5vk9re1g
      @user-jt5vk9re1g Před 3 dny

      I'm surprised John didn't get beat up by all the other members of the band at once

  • @konradxtofik
    @konradxtofik Před 6 měsíci +20

    There’s one thing I can say about her performance: effortless.

  • @bigdaddy-fk5bi
    @bigdaddy-fk5bi Před 6 měsíci +18

    lenon would have never amounted to anything without paul, his willingness to consider yoko such a wonderful talent is proof of that.

    • @Vkj007
      @Vkj007 Před 6 měsíci +1

      By all accounts a total idiot.. What is he famous for?? That one 'Imagine' idealistic nonsense of a song?? anything else?

    • @j.c7719
      @j.c7719 Před 5 měsíci

      That’s absolute crap. Why was his solo work better than Paul’s then? Many songwriters consider Yoko to be a wonderful talent because she absolutely is. Genius.

    • @bigdaddy-fk5bi
      @bigdaddy-fk5bi Před 5 měsíci

      @@j.c7719 WHAAAAAT ? JOHNS SOLO WORK WAS BETTER THAN PAULS ? ARE YOU FREAKING NUTS. typical lennon fanatic. yoko is swill. useless.

    • @bigdaddy-fk5bi
      @bigdaddy-fk5bi Před 5 měsíci

      @@j.c7719 youre an idiot.. Which Beatle had the most number-one singles in the Billboard Hot-100?
      Once again, McCartney leads the group with nine number-one charting singles.
      ‘Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey’ - Ram (1971)
      ‘My Love’ - Red Rose Speedway (1973)
      ‘Band on the Run’ - Band on the Run (1974)
      ‘Listen to What the Man Said’ - Venus and Mars (1975)
      ‘Silly Love Songs’ - Wings at the Speed of Sound (1976)
      ‘With a Little Luck’ - London Town (1978)
      ‘Coming Up’ - Live at Glasgow (1980)
      ‘Ebony and Ivory’ (w/ Stevie Wonder) - Tug of War (1982)
      ‘Say Say Say’ (w/ Michael Jackson) - Pipes of Peace (1983)
      Perhaps surprising to some is that George Harrison ranks second in the most amount of number-one singles as a solo Beatle.
      As previously mentioned, Harrison was also the first Beatle to achieve a number-one single as a solo artist with the double-sided ‘My Sweet Lord/Isn’t it a Pity’.
      ‘My Sweet Lord’ - All Things Must Pass (1970-1971)
      ‘Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth) - Living in the Material World (1973)
      ‘Got My Mind Set On You’ - Cloud Nine (1988) - Originally written by Rudy Clark
      Ringo Starr had two number-one singles in the States.
      ‘Photograph’ - Ringo (1973)
      ‘You’re Sixteen’ - Ringo (1973)
      John Lennon had two number-one singles in the States as well.
      ‘Whatever Gets You Thru the Night’ - Walls and Bridges (1974)
      ‘(Just Like) Starting Over’ - Double Fantasy (1980)

    • @smashgarage
      @smashgarage Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@j.c7719The rest of the world sure didn’t think John Lennon’s solo work was better than Paul’s, considering John only ever had one #1 hit, with Elton John. Paul knew what people wanted to hear, combined with his songwriting talent.

  • @jodig3434
    @jodig3434 Před 5 lety +1363

    paul:
    george:
    ringo:
    literally no one:
    john: wow i love her

    • @carterpewderschmitgaming
      @carterpewderschmitgaming Před 4 lety +70

      Paul: She's terrible
      George: She's awful
      Ringo: She can't sing
      John: I love her

    • @dubiousdove782
      @dubiousdove782 Před 4 lety +4

      @@jaydens.2526 lol yeah I literally just saw this comment in another video of the witch screeching

    • @klaravajglova
      @klaravajglova Před 4 lety +2

      I just died xdddddd

    • @captainbuzzkill4658
      @captainbuzzkill4658 Před 4 lety +7

      This is why kids shouldn't be on the internet

    • @diamondsprince
      @diamondsprince Před 4 lety +2

      @@carterpewderschmitgaming haha I just came from that clip

  • @drunkenrampage1588
    @drunkenrampage1588 Před 9 lety +238

    1:54
    "We're all water from different rivers! That's why it's so easy to pee!"

    • @javiergonzalez1393
      @javiergonzalez1393 Před 9 lety +14

      DrunkenRampage Profound philoso-pee.

    • @drunkenrampage1588
      @drunkenrampage1588 Před 9 lety

      ***** Did it. The lips come together when a person wants to make a 'p' sound. It is pee.

    • @drunkenrampage1588
      @drunkenrampage1588 Před 9 lety +5

      ***** Pee makes much more sense than meet. Why do you think you have the sudden urge to urinate whenever you hear rain or a waterfall? It is because we are made out of water and we have no trouble when it comes to peeing. Trust me on this, I am a professional underwater firefighter.

    • @1marceltony
      @1marceltony Před 8 lety

      +DrunkenRampage under water firefighter...lol i like that 1...

    • @joyr36
      @joyr36 Před 8 lety +4

      +DrunkenRampage In parts of the song, Yoko's water must have mixed with the electricity of the mike. It sounds like she was being electrocuted.

  • @bluebebleu
    @bluebebleu Před 6 měsíci +61

    People just don't understand the true musical genius of yoko. She's singing new frequencies and dissonnant harmonies that only true musical connesuirs can understand. It's just too far ahead for its own good. When everyone is dead in 4000 years than it will have been revealed to be a masterpiece

    • @wolfgangdevries127
      @wolfgangdevries127 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Exactly! 😎

    • @meltingcolorsthatdontblend1982
      @meltingcolorsthatdontblend1982 Před 5 měsíci +9

      Ok mate, like I’m a big fan of the Avant-garde, but this is definitely not “groundbreaking” it’s just rough and strange. Like a direct reaction from what people would consider “sounding good”. Her singing is saying “fuck you” to our fucking biases and frankly idiotic perception of what music is considered.

    • @meltingcolorsthatdontblend1982
      @meltingcolorsthatdontblend1982 Před 5 měsíci +2

      This is what the Free Jazz movement was all about. Saying “why can’t we do this?, why can’t we play these notes? why can’t we sing like this?”

    • @beeteater4142
      @beeteater4142 Před 5 měsíci

      No.

    • @randallidell7027
      @randallidell7027 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@meltingcolorsthatdontblend1982 Yeah, and the answer was "you can play these notes if you want but you shouldn't"

  • @trumptookthevaccine1679
    @trumptookthevaccine1679 Před 6 měsíci +8

    Terrorist: you can never break me. I will die.
    Interrogator: *puts ear plugs in, slowly pulls this out*
    😮

  • @Parker-time
    @Parker-time Před 4 lety +663

    Finally, a song I can probably sing.

  • @conker33350
    @conker33350 Před 4 lety +936

    Just cause you are married to a singer doesn't mean you are a singer remember that folks

    • @sandrajackson709
      @sandrajackson709 Před 4 lety +11

      "E Doent make muh difference""

    • @FunkMasterJunk
      @FunkMasterJunk Před 4 lety +8

      It does if John Lennon is your husband.

    • @pcd1377
      @pcd1377 Před 4 lety +5

      I feel like this is one of those never ending Family Guy jokes like the chicken suit fights...

    • @roy_for_real2674
      @roy_for_real2674 Před 4 lety +2

      You know what she did before she became the girlfriend of John Lennon?

    • @MarylandGuy-ey3st
      @MarylandGuy-ey3st Před 4 lety +1

      Haha yea she sings worse then I do and I literally have no singing ability

  • @travis2223
    @travis2223 Před 6 měsíci +8

    From what depth of eternal hell did Ol Johnny boy manage to pull this creature from? She even has the succubus' scream to prove where she came from.

  • @stigmichaelsomsrilundin8255
    @stigmichaelsomsrilundin8255 Před 4 měsíci +7

    This is from an era where LSD and weed had a great meaning and the flower power era, when you could shout whatever you wanted into the microphone and everyone applauded.

    • @DundG
      @DundG Před 28 dny +1

      luckily it is in past tense!

  • @mattgsm
    @mattgsm Před 5 lety +1288

    Timestamps:
    0:00 - wouldn't recommend this one
    2:12 - for the joke
    3:39 - for masochists
    4:18 - she stops singing to adjust the mic
    5:53

    • @ClassicRocker61
      @ClassicRocker61 Před 4 lety +6

      in the words of Gilbert Gottfried(I Love The 80s Strikes Back).....WHAT THE $%^&

    • @anakinvader9120
      @anakinvader9120 Před 4 lety +16

      You sir, are a hero

    • @nicolecp4828
      @nicolecp4828 Před 4 lety +6

      I died at "best" 😂😂😂

    • @fridz66
      @fridz66 Před 4 lety +4

      I skipped to the best part.

    • @templategaming275
      @templategaming275 Před 4 lety +2

      Lol I dead ass skipped to the best part and I was done thankyou

  • @yesm3564
    @yesm3564 Před 7 lety +1930

    My teacher plays her music for detention

    • @Alvinobeat27
      @Alvinobeat27 Před 7 lety +173

      Sadist bastard.

    • @joeyjojoshabadoo2508
      @joeyjojoshabadoo2508 Před 7 lety +79

      _Celery _ Im pretty sure thats probihited by the Geneva conecntion

    • @Ravedaze.
      @Ravedaze. Před 7 lety +109

      _Celery _ your teacher should be arrested for child abuse

    • @yesm3564
      @yesm3564 Před 7 lety +21

      94Junglist Nah, he's cool.

    • @bassinblue
      @bassinblue Před 7 lety +75

      That's just fucked man. Someone should alert authorities.

  • @6ixConfessions
    @6ixConfessions Před 6 měsíci +5

    And here I was thinking my car's fan belt was shredded. Turns out Yoko Ono was actually under the hood singing her heart out.

  • @radioinactivescarlet_3348
    @radioinactivescarlet_3348 Před 4 lety +1811

    Letting his wife humiliate herself like this, was John Lennon’s ultimate revenge...

  • @DaneBryantFrazier
    @DaneBryantFrazier Před rokem +2565

    I've never heard Yoko sing before. I still haven't.

    • @cynthiabustamante2884
      @cynthiabustamante2884 Před rokem +31

      Damn that's funny!! 🤣

    • @carson3811
      @carson3811 Před rokem +37

      That's just shouting and making weird noise's wtf was John Lennon thinking letting her get on the stage on TV.. surly he was taking the piss

    • @carbogen
      @carbogen Před rokem +5

      Listen to song for john

    • @adonaiyah2196
      @adonaiyah2196 Před rokem +3

      Now thats a clever unique comment

    • @karengarcia891
      @karengarcia891 Před rokem +1

      Lol

  • @darlingdeb7010
    @darlingdeb7010 Před 4 měsíci +5

    I come here when I'm down to read the comments 😂😂

    • @charlenemack7040
      @charlenemack7040 Před měsícem +1

      I don’t blame you. They are hilarious😂😂😂

  • @irisko5267
    @irisko5267 Před 5 lety +1887

    Y’now it actually sounds okay if you turn your volume all the way down

    • @whippedvanillachai
      @whippedvanillachai Před 5 lety +24

      good idea 😍

    • @cloudbenscoter1375
      @cloudbenscoter1375 Před 4 lety +41

      I mean the beats really good it’s just that dying cat singing that ruins it >:(

    • @motorchanger
      @motorchanger Před 4 lety +21

      ...and unplug your speakers...and then take them outside...and set them on fire...

    • @taniaramon4790
      @taniaramon4790 Před 4 lety +5

      Lol good one

    • @giftedshowboi5762
      @giftedshowboi5762 Před 4 lety

      No if you get the fuck off this video and like type In on the search bar "the beatles, twist and sbout" and never look back

  • @thadeikcalderon100
    @thadeikcalderon100 Před 3 lety +754

    After reading the comments .... I have nothing to add. I laughed like hell.

  • @Nurse79
    @Nurse79 Před 4 měsíci +6

    Next time my neighbor wants to blast me out with todays music crap I’m gonna play this so loud 😂 maybe it will scare them to move !

  • @tubefluid
    @tubefluid Před 2 měsíci +4

    Makes someone that's never heard her before think "OMG, the mic has been short circuited with high voltage and she's being electrocuted!"
    The rest of us: "Uh no, that's Yoko's normal singing."

    • @tubefluid
      @tubefluid Před 24 dny

      Sorry, meant to say screeching, NOT singing.
      Please forgive me!😁

  • @donaldsperrazza5817
    @donaldsperrazza5817 Před 4 lety +2201

    The scary thing was john lennon actually thought this was good

    • @satyamvats3969
      @satyamvats3969 Před 4 lety +215

      john was actually in real love with her, otherwise he knew what it was😄

    • @yasminm7157
      @yasminm7157 Před 3 lety +170

      Love can put you in serious denial!

    • @gioPHL
      @gioPHL Před 3 lety +59

      He was so very proud of her.

    • @TM-bn8pv
      @TM-bn8pv Před 3 lety +100

      Drugs will do that to you. Specifically LSD, lots and lots of LSD. He must've never had bad trips because a bad trip listening to her would scar me forever with PTSD.

    • @dbodooley
      @dbodooley Před 3 lety +70

      He is responsible for making some of the most beautiful music that ever hit the world and he is okay with this ?! How much acid was he taking??

  • @bluffkyle
    @bluffkyle Před 10 lety +204

    God, I feel so embarrassed for John. I hate to think what went through George, Paul and Ringo's minds when they heard this.....

    • @BrunoZuppone
      @BrunoZuppone Před 10 lety +2

      They just accept: people does really change...

    • @TheM4rster
      @TheM4rster Před 10 lety +1

      ***** I first assumed TheLazyStripper the Pro-Palestinian but maybe I was wishing too much.

    • @424MAG
      @424MAG Před 10 lety +1

      Who gives a shit about ringo

    • @Woozler554
      @Woozler554 Před 10 lety +21

      ***** Are you actually going to defend the complete garbage coming out of Yoko Ono? The woman doesn't have an ounce of talent in her entire body. A dog's fart has more artistic significance.

    • @Woozler554
      @Woozler554 Před 10 lety +2

      ***** You've got that right. And I agree - she probably did help break them up (although I think McCartney denies that, if I'm not mistaken).

  • @Katsnacks
    @Katsnacks Před 6 měsíci +5

    You play this while you water board your victim

  • @theWARMJET
    @theWARMJET Před 4 měsíci +3

    Very cool, John and Yoko we're two of a kind

  • @rocketman2u2201
    @rocketman2u2201 Před 4 lety +912

    How could the band perform this, without bursting into laughter?...

  • @fellowdude7295
    @fellowdude7295 Před 5 lety +804

    There may not be much difference between Yoko Ono and a dying cat.

  • @bigdaddy-fk5bi
    @bigdaddy-fk5bi Před 5 měsíci +4

    thus the line, "GET BACK TO WHERE YOU ONCE BELONGED".......

  • @NS-my5ko
    @NS-my5ko Před 3 měsíci +2

    There was a group outside the building chanting her name, followed by the words, “Don’t let her out!”

  • @vrilmaxxed
    @vrilmaxxed Před 4 lety +1843

    “Mom I want Björk”
    Mom: “We have Björk at home”
    Björk at home:

  • @angelopalmieri434
    @angelopalmieri434 Před 5 lety +429

    Lennon: what are the lyrics going to be yoko ono?
    Yoko Ono: smashes face on typewriter.

    • @terminallumbago6465
      @terminallumbago6465 Před 4 lety +17

      The song actually has good lyrics. It's just they're indecipherable in this video. I had to look them up

    • @_nay__
      @_nay__ Před 4 lety

      Omg lmao. Omg stop 🤣😋😋

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield Před 4 lety +5

      Terminal Lumbago i looked them up too. Its nice but needs less screaming and less yoko

    • @jessie9465
      @jessie9465 Před 4 lety +1

      @@lunahetfield 🤣So True

    • @margaretdavis3858
      @margaretdavis3858 Před 4 lety

      I'm weak with laughter 😂😂😂

  • @user-oo9pk5wu7m
    @user-oo9pk5wu7m Před 6 měsíci +3

    Had she not been married to John Lennon, she would have never been on television or had any kind of recording opportunities

  • @tinfoilhomer909
    @tinfoilhomer909 Před 5 měsíci +5

    How do I never hear this again

  • @norbertradomski8940
    @norbertradomski8940 Před 3 lety +428

    Damn, I really felt when she said "EUEUUOeUOEuoEEHEeeHeohouoeuoEUOuoEUOhEeouuoeHUOeOeUEhOEouhEuo"...

    • @mo2wheelz74
      @mo2wheelz74 Před 3 lety +6

      Ikr it really has a true meaning lmao

    • @Rammkard
      @Rammkard Před 3 lety +5

      Barenaked ladies did a parody of Yoko singing and its spot on.

    • @thatinformativeguy
      @thatinformativeguy Před 3 lety +1

      EUEUUOeUOEuoEEHEeeHeohouoeuoEUOuoEUOhEeouuoeHUOeOeUEhOEouhEuo is typical Yoko Ono

    • @newdykung6775
      @newdykung6775 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah annoyed and disgusted're included for sure

    • @fn3516
      @fn3516 Před 3 lety

      it's my favorite part.

  • @khalylkaizyap7259
    @khalylkaizyap7259 Před 3 lety +1646

    Yoko ono: Screams
    Nobody:
    Not even one:
    John Lennon: *_I loved that_*

  • @chupacabraracing181
    @chupacabraracing181 Před 6 měsíci +2

    John Lennon was obviously surrounded by "yes men"

  • @NS-my5ko
    @NS-my5ko Před 3 měsíci +1

    Fun fact: when Yoko Ono was singing the audience cheered and clapped, but, unfortunately, they could still hear her.

  • @2901gagandeep
    @2901gagandeep Před 7 lety +256

    Shit got real after 2:10 lol 😂

    • @argentorangeok6224
      @argentorangeok6224 Před 7 lety +3

      If you thought she was there to screw around after that, I don't know what's wrong with you.

    • @Ravedaze.
      @Ravedaze. Před 7 lety +5

      BlackHole ha ha what the fuck???

    • @anybody4744
      @anybody4744 Před 7 lety +15

      is it just my impression or does the saxophone player try to drown her out by playing as loud and wild as possible?

    • @patientno1797
      @patientno1797 Před 7 lety +5

      i actually jumped when she did that shit

    • @donnasking
      @donnasking Před 6 lety

      Ur funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @Barpoint212
    @Barpoint212 Před 3 lety +2144

    Sean: Hey, mom, sing me a lullaby.
    Yoko: eahauiahaiueahUHAEIEAIEahehaoEEEE
    Sean: (has nightmares of being disemboweled)

    • @vgr112261
      @vgr112261 Před 3 lety +11

      Ha!!

    • @danielsoya8435
      @danielsoya8435 Před 3 lety +10

      😂😂😂

    • @benp.320
      @benp.320 Před 3 lety +29

      He turned out to be a pretty good music artist himself though, so she didn't do too bad

    • @englishtea9094
      @englishtea9094 Před 3 lety +19

      At least his dad can come and sing him Beautiful Boy, the monster being Yoko...

    • @fazilamzirf8887
      @fazilamzirf8887 Před 3 lety +10

      Thank you for making me laugh about being nauseated!

  • @toddposton869
    @toddposton869 Před 2 dny

    Can we all take a moment to appreciate the melodious aounds of the buzz in the speaker?
    👏

  • @alexionescu98
    @alexionescu98 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Love is not only blind, but also deaf.

  • @robcrtr798
    @robcrtr798 Před rokem +3835

    Every time Yoko sings, an angel dies.

    • @stephanpetersen9709
      @stephanpetersen9709 Před rokem +25

      If Yoko would singing......

    • @cactaceous
      @cactaceous Před rokem +11

      This is one thing Yoko did singing. She also properly sang on later albums like Feeling The Space and Approximately Infinite Universe that are great albums. People get hung up on something she did for like a year.

    • @robcrtr798
      @robcrtr798 Před rokem +15

      @@cactaceous If she did that for an entire year, you can’t seriously criticize people who have some fun with it. Lighten up!

    • @hazirafakhrurroziamir1363
      @hazirafakhrurroziamir1363 Před rokem +5

      when yoko sings SOAD start to cry

    • @ringsingsheik9014
      @ringsingsheik9014 Před rokem +5

      The japanese singer that tone deaf

  • @greatdelusion7654
    @greatdelusion7654 Před 4 lety +2513

    If you take out her voice, this is a pretty cool jam.

    • @berto4359
      @berto4359 Před 4 lety +58

      Agreed

    • @greyfox4838
      @greyfox4838 Před 3 lety +38

      Yeah, and wouldn't even have half the views it got

    • @mezza001
      @mezza001 Před 3 lety +23

      exactly. the professional sessionist are the real star.

    • @dbodooley
      @dbodooley Před 3 lety +61

      Exactly. The instruments sound great then she ruined it just like she always did

    • @lmahu6627
      @lmahu6627 Před 3 lety +60

      I mean, the lyrics aren't even that bad. But then the screaming starts.

  • @GlassMana
    @GlassMana Před 6 měsíci +2

    Show this to the next person who tells you that musical talent is subjective.

  • @ramgladore
    @ramgladore Před 6 měsíci +1

    This is the first time I'm hearing this woman "sing". I don't know wither to laugh or cry.

  • @bluesugar58
    @bluesugar58 Před 9 lety +430

    Why did John encourage this foolishness?

    • @ValleyoftheKings64
      @ValleyoftheKings64 Před 8 lety +20

      bluesugar58 Love makes people do crazy things.

    • @FakeFlourescentSkies
      @FakeFlourescentSkies Před 8 lety +7

      bluesugar58 Love duh. You dont even need a reason, thats the cruel and absurd part about it, the heart wants what it wants and we are slaves to it. Also he was doing a lot of LSD and heroin and Paul wasn't around to tell him if his songs were bad

    • @livsstilen
      @livsstilen Před 8 lety +1

      bluesugar58 love

    • @livsstilen
      @livsstilen Před 8 lety +2

      bluesugar58 I read a story on a guy who blew 90.000 $ on a Thai woman. all of his savings on one single woman he met on a vacation

    • @ultraverydeepfield
      @ultraverydeepfield Před 8 lety +5

      +bluesugar58
      she obviously used sex to warp his mind.

  • @hystericalsculler
    @hystericalsculler Před měsícem +1

    Yoko: John.. What do you think of my singing?
    John: Oh look... A bird...

  • @patszer8314
    @patszer8314 Před 5 měsíci +2

    And I thought Ozzy's voice went through my head like a nail.

    • @darlingdeb7010
      @darlingdeb7010 Před 4 měsíci +1

      He's a beautiful poet compared to this 😳

  • @fodsaks
    @fodsaks Před 6 lety +1976

    I can never forgive Lennon for encouraging her to pursue music.

    • @liamt2798
      @liamt2798 Před 5 lety +219

      Maybe he thought it was funny

    • @Adam678645435637
      @Adam678645435637 Před 5 lety +24

      @@liamt2798 lets hope

    • @phayzyre1052
      @phayzyre1052 Před 5 lety +27

      Same here. I love John Lennon but I could've bitch slapped him across the room for hooking up with that dog Yoko!

    • @absoluteai41
      @absoluteai41 Před 5 lety +8

      Dey bay dot be buch diffrence

    • @finster1968
      @finster1968 Před 5 lety +15

      He didn’t encourage her to do anything. He didn’t dare suggest what she should or shouldn’t do.

  • @adamschneider5305
    @adamschneider5305 Před 4 lety +1989

    She was such a great vocalist. The way she makes noises like animals dying helps us all to understand just how much people must have loved the Beatles. The part I said about being a great vocalist was a lie.

    • @jessie9465
      @jessie9465 Před 4 lety +17

      🤣🤣😂😂The Best Comment! So True!!!

    • @adamschneider5305
      @adamschneider5305 Před 4 lety +23

      @@jessie9465 You seem so down to earth. So many people are afraid to speak there mind about things fearing being judged by others. In other words, Its nice to sometimes not give a shit about what anyone thinks. I subscribed to you for that reason. And as for your reaction to my comment. Thanks.

    • @jessie9465
      @jessie9465 Před 4 lety +6

      Thanks, I think you might be my only subscriber. 🤣 Your comment was so true, because the Beatles were amazing, John Lennon was amazing but yucko uno just makes me nauseous!

    • @adamschneider5305
      @adamschneider5305 Před 4 lety +3

      @@jessie9465 The White Album was what Charlie Manson was listening to. He said once that only the tuned in people could undetstamd tje song Revolution 9. Ya gotta get high and listen to it. But only if you moke weed. He tripped alot on Acid but from personal experiance I do not recommend it.

    • @julianleil7847
      @julianleil7847 Před 4 lety +3

      STFU go listen to Seasons of Glass, she had a great voice; I think she was just messing around in this performance.

  • @thewrestler9184
    @thewrestler9184 Před 29 dny +2

    Wow. At least the band members could play. Man you could hear better at most karaoke nights.

  • @maribethkey4251
    @maribethkey4251 Před měsícem +2

    That's what we called "The Power of Love"

  • @Voguemama
    @Voguemama Před 8 lety +736

    Omg I'm embarrassed and I'm not the one on stage. Holy shit.

    • @Blue-gi3zk
      @Blue-gi3zk Před 8 lety +3

      U could basically say ur embarrassed of humanity

    • @taurusfroggy
      @taurusfroggy Před 8 lety

      +VolcomNancyDope LMAO

    • @jamestherockwilson3931
      @jamestherockwilson3931 Před 8 lety +1

      +Triston Hamilton exactly what it is

    • @gojobuddy
      @gojobuddy Před 8 lety +5

      +LaBalboa Seriously and to think JOhn left the Beatles for this.....

    • @evoxpressforealforeal7606
      @evoxpressforealforeal7606 Před 8 lety

      +gojobuddy yea because he is open minded.. and not shallow pricks?! u may have the last word

  • @lpgg1512
    @lpgg1512 Před 3 lety +638

    2:13
    when I accidentally take a step on my dog’s tail

  • @BboyTurok1990
    @BboyTurok1990 Před 18 dny

    If I were a baby and heard this woman singing, I would crawl back in my mom's uterus to be born without Yoko Ono singing.

  • @Pymundo
    @Pymundo Před rokem +5176

    wow, her voice is so unique. How she can replicate the sound of a goat being skinned alive and thrown into a salt bath with alligators is simply never been heard before or hopefully never again.

  • @rugilearstikaityte4420
    @rugilearstikaityte4420 Před 6 lety +483

    2:14 - 2:23 my favorite part. Touched the depth of my hollow soul.

  • @truthjuice7755
    @truthjuice7755 Před měsícem +1

    She has finally made some ART with how well the music goes with these comments

  • @0000Endgfgv
    @0000Endgfgv Před měsícem +2

    In the beginning i was thinking "whoaw this is not bad,shes is singing"normally",but i didn't know what was to come.

  • @Schmidty030
    @Schmidty030 Před 8 lety +1070

    John probably hired his assassinator.

  • @rharris8890
    @rharris8890 Před 8 lety +306

    my cat used to make that same noise Yoko is making . Then I got her spayed and she stopped doing it.

    • @rxLEE
      @rxLEE Před 8 lety +8

      +r harris Funniest comment ever.

    • @nancymarin1292
      @nancymarin1292 Před 8 lety +4

      hahahahahhahaha for reals funniest

    • @thestupidshit09
      @thestupidshit09 Před 7 lety +13

      oh shit, you're right. cats in heat are one of creation's worst sounds.

    • @ComedyLoverGirl
      @ComedyLoverGirl Před 7 lety +6

      Auuuwwhhh! Auuuuuwhhhh! AUUUUWUWWHWHHHH!

    • @socasack
      @socasack Před 6 lety

      classic

  • @charlenemack7040
    @charlenemack7040 Před měsícem +1

    Today the year 2024 Yoko Ono is 91 years old and has a net worth of $700 million 😮

  • @brucewalters8635
    @brucewalters8635 Před 23 dny +1

    Oh boy. No wonder why the Beatles resented her presence. I saw a video of the Bestles rehearsing. Yoko was standing there silent and holding a mic. Out of nowhere she lets out a shrieking scream louder than the music. It's absurd that Lennon let her walk all over him but he who loves the least controls the relationship.