The Gobi Dessert routinely spawns bandit raids and stuff since its supposed to represent how its difficult to maintain/constantly under threat by nomadic tribes and warlords.
@@Dino_StanIts usually good to hold it if you can afford to keep a permanent army there! If you cant they rarely ever push past the riverline. They'll do it sometimes but you'll usually have time to respond.
“When society collapses I’ll be literally Lu Bu bro, I’ll fight everyone and create an empire and I will cuck my warlord and die defending a siege” -a man who came to be a line spearman when society collapsed(probably me)
Just saw a Han girl with a Hun guy. The East has fallen, billions must starve
Peter, The Jurchens are here.
Cao Cao: If I invade the Yellow River valley, will you die?
Lü Bu: It would be extremely painful.
Cao Cao: You're a big guy.
Lü Bu: For you.
This is how it went down in my head
I love Dino Stan. I dream about Dino Stan holding my hand while I walk to school.
😳
Power rangers Dinocharge
Lu Bu slaps yo girls ass and says: "The petty thief is imprisoned but the big thief becomes a government official."
What you doing in this situation?
*starts stroking my long beard in deep thought*
Casually killing Sima Yi
He would've done the same to me lmao
You mean Sigma Yi
dong zhuo lives on in our hearts, he wont be forgotten...
You telling me the Chinese were mount and blade warrant pros in the three kingdoms era
Autocorrect hit me while typing warband. It's over
the world revolves around mount and blade
Lu bu trying not to betray, impossible
Lu Bu is actually Dino Stan great great great grand father, before he died he also says: "Dino stan reign 2045"
this is lore
Back at it again with three kingdoms huh?
Gotta finish the series, just one more part lmao my schedule made it harder to release videos so I'm trying out splitting longer campaigns
NEVER in my LIFE did i expect another individual to whip out Gatebreaker, and in Three Kingdoms no less, Son Goku would be proud
It is stuck in my head after all these years...
Total Based three sigmas deserves more attention
I see there's really not a lot of videos on it
Imagine a Total War game where Rupert's Land was available to play as. None would he able to stand in its way.
if only...
The Gobi Dessert routinely spawns bandit raids and stuff since its supposed to represent how its difficult to maintain/constantly under threat by nomadic tribes and warlords.
Yeah it was bad for me to invade that lmao I should've guessed
@@Dino_StanIts usually good to hold it if you can afford to keep a permanent army there! If you cant they rarely ever push past the riverline. They'll do it sometimes but you'll usually have time to respond.
every time I read Lu Bu I always read it as Luey Buey to the tune of Wooly Bully
I've done this since release which apparently was 5 years ago now
lmao
That smile...that damned smile.
*flash back music continues*
Lu Bu is just running around singlehandly as the dragon killing looters trying to be emperor for his boo
Honestly we all want that life
I’ve heard the Three Kingdoms period was fought over who would be the successor to Rupert’s Land.
I have heard the same
Come sit share my fire!
china will grow rager
Lu Bu enjoys the slaughter
Hey big man, I've been watching for years and still find time to watch you in the bathtub. You gotta deal with that knowledge.
At least you dont read in the tub lmao
it would be funny is Total War Three Kingdoms was called Total WarThree Balls
Bastard of three fathers is on fire 🔥
lao sheng takes power, 700 million perish
Best Total War youtuber out!
Thanks I do my best for the homies
Dinostan, but slightly to the right (I'm not sure if I'm losing hearing in my left ear)
That might be a my b sometimes I talk off the microphone
近前看其詳上寫著
秦香蓮那32歲 那狀告當朝駙馬郎
他欺君王啊瞞皇上 那悔婚男兒招東床
damn shawty he be looking like Glenn Quagmire.
yeah lmao
YEEE The sequel!
Wait a minute it is a trilogy now?
I got one more, the battles were so long it made it a 3 parter lmao
Lu Bussy
“When society collapses I’ll be literally Lu Bu bro, I’ll fight everyone and create an empire and I will cuck my warlord and die defending a siege”
-a man who came to be a line spearman when society collapsed(probably me)
Yeah thats true, but a man can dream
😂🤣
I love Dinostan hes my Based God🙏🙏🙏
bless up
My favorite part of the Book was when Lü Bu said it’s three kingdoms time and then three kingdomed all over the place
kino part
Hell yeah
Well at that moment we all know. Big guy corpse is littlerally set on fire, said fire lasted for 4 days.
a burning beacon of hope
@@Dino_Stan Truly brother Lu Bu will be new fire of hope. Only next time on Dino Stan Show.
Lu Bu? More like, Ligma Balls AM I RITE?
Gotum
Bro I missed 3 of your videos, my bad
No worries king
You miss him altho u lubu killed him 😂
In my timeline he died fat and happy 😊
you should get prince leka to play a game of victoria 2 with u
Now that hes divorced he has no choice
Sooo... Insaneaquarium video? 🥺
czcams.com/video/xcQ5msffk_U/video.html Dont worry its here
@@Dino_Stan Finally... Dino Stan II
What the china?
China will grow larger
Is taiwan a playable faction in this game??
no *Red Sun in the Sky begins*
ck3 video pls and ill bust
I do gotta do more ck3, just gotta finish the last 3 kingdoms vid
Youre kinda cute 😏
*flushed EMOJI*